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  • @ribeserythrocarpum918
    @ribeserythrocarpum918 2 года назад +36

    "An olive isn't a seed, it's a fuckin' little guy, it's a little vegetable"
    Matt Christman, truly a man of prophetic intellect

    • @ericlarsen9830
      @ericlarsen9830 2 года назад +1

      we need state legislation to fight the left wong agenda of claiming tomato is a fruit

    • @bitteralmonds666
      @bitteralmonds666 2 года назад

      The little guy in the cocktail had a seed 🫒🍸🦄

  • @ChewyThomson
    @ChewyThomson 2 года назад +166

    Shame they got rid of Virgil, I feel like he really knew what Gen Z is thinking

  • @0ptimuscrime
    @0ptimuscrime 2 года назад +30

    I feel like part of the issue is that young people are too busy working to wait six hours in a line to vote, just a hunch.

    • @jkclark5204
      @jkclark5204 2 года назад +5

      Exactly why they refuse to make voting a holiday.

    • @blackzeroflame
      @blackzeroflame 2 года назад +4

      Young people don't work, they just spend all day on their tik tacs and their snack chats.

    • @jenkumking8562
      @jenkumking8562 2 года назад +4

      @@blackzeroflame eating hot chip

    • @KarmaPaym3ntPlan
      @KarmaPaym3ntPlan 2 года назад

      @@jenkumking8562 and be bipedal

  • @justcommenting4981
    @justcommenting4981 2 года назад +21

    Felix's use of wanton was valid. Irrespective of his hunger.

  • @bills.prestonesq.5905
    @bills.prestonesq.5905 2 года назад +19

    Goddamn Zoomers. Chads like us were born just in time to inhale lead as kids *and* then eat microplastics for 40 years.

  • @Some_Average_Joe
    @Some_Average_Joe 2 года назад +25

    I like how the democrats needed an "expert" to explain that they have to do something that positively changes the material conditions of a key voter group to keep that group voting democrat. And then promptly buried that advice in obfuscating language to convince everyone that the only thing they can do is continue doing nothing. Like seriously, 90% of that article was talking about that guy and not what he was actually saying. They build him up as this expert on young people who's advice should be taken as gospel truth. And what's one of the things he says? If you want to get youth votes, cancel student debt. And I mean, that's pretty solid advice, that they will ignore.

    • @samsca8529
      @samsca8529 2 года назад +6

      Yeah honestly it was fun hearing them trash the guy as an out of touch how-do-you-do-fellow-kids type, but he actually does seem genuine in his attempt to reach out to young people and he was right about student loans.

    • @lilfilth5622
      @lilfilth5622 7 месяцев назад +2

      No ur not supposed to win over voters by offering them things. That’s called corruption and pandering. Ur supposed to fearmonger about ur opposition and scold ppl for not voting for u. Sure everything is always getting worse but things will be even worser if u don’t shut up and vote for Brando

  • @jingbot1071
    @jingbot1071 2 года назад +15

    "Olives are a little guy" - Matt Christman

  • @feydrautha012
    @feydrautha012 2 года назад +22

    Bill Clinton has some gall to complain about Russia moving away from democracy after what he did to meddle in their election on behalf of Yeltsin.

    • @howilearned2stopworrying508
      @howilearned2stopworrying508 2 года назад

      I curious why Clinton can't at least point out how Bush stole the election in 2000 and then opened the door to unilateral military action by invading Iraq despite the objection of NATO allies. But despite being golf buddies with Trump Clinton is too cucked by decorum to even attempt such an argument.

    • @blackdog9698919
      @blackdog9698919 Год назад

      All he's doing is ensuring his legacy is preserved as the president who saved Russia and the world from communism. I'm assuming he'll get his wish, even though he should be remembered as just another rapist warmongering capitalist monster in a long line of rapist warmongering capitalist monsters who made the world a measurably worse place through his lifetime of evil actions.

  • @jonathannathan1754
    @jonathannathan1754 Год назад +14

    Matt describing olives as “a little guy”

    • @lilfilth5622
      @lilfilth5622 7 месяцев назад +1

      We all know what he meant. It’s not a seed it’s a lil guy

  • @Oceanmachine27
    @Oceanmachine27 Год назад +27

    Won Ton-ly feels like it really should have been a Stav fuckup

    • @condor237
      @condor237 Год назад +7

      Submarine my business, thousand islands stare

    • @KennethKaniff999
      @KennethKaniff999 3 месяца назад

      Or a Nick intentional

  • @marklarmcfizzlestaff
    @marklarmcfizzlestaff 2 года назад +17

    Literally just use the power your voters gave you to do some of the shit you said you would do/are in favor of and make sure people know about it. That is the #1 way to do better in elections. Its amazing the mental gymnastics many Democrats will go through to avoid this fact.

  • @thomasgiles2876
    @thomasgiles2876 2 года назад +12

    I'm glad nobody is making a big thing about my penguin oil.

  • @thedude4232
    @thedude4232 2 года назад +8

    Name a song that reminds you of scrapping microplastics off your card when you run out of blow

  • @001HK0
    @001HK0 2 года назад +17

    It's kind of a US-centric lie we tell ourselves that Japan and S. Korea have such amazingly high suicide rates and we're doing fine. If you look at the actual numbers, we're right in the middle of all the countries you'd expect to have high suicide rates for economic/war reasons at #31, and Japan's #49, South Korea #12. Yep, so we're doing better than S. Korea at least, but not even better than Japan which we have famously brand-identified with suicide/overwork.

    • @ericlarsen9830
      @ericlarsen9830 2 года назад +6

      the chapos gotta watch more anime. Matt is missing out on Legend of the Galactic Heroes

    • @bitteralmonds666
      @bitteralmonds666 2 года назад +2

      What are the suicide rates in Scandinavia? 🧐🤔

    • @fourthwall2533
      @fourthwall2533 2 года назад +5

      @@bitteralmonds666 Quite high, as they tend to be everywhere with significant populations that spend half the year in darkness.

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 2 года назад +7

      Are overdoses counted as suicide? If not, we may be higher, but as usual less honest.

  • @haraldisdead
    @haraldisdead 2 года назад +10

    The Turkish ice cream stand analogy was brilliant

  • @jonas1015119
    @jonas1015119 2 года назад +6

    40:10 its called VK and used to have a decent market share in europe

  • @QuarrelsomeLocalOaf
    @QuarrelsomeLocalOaf 2 года назад +9

    Deputary of Wonton Lee

  • @cliffordohrnberger
    @cliffordohrnberger 2 года назад +2

    No joke, I've been filmed for Japanese television 4 times. One time I wasn't even going to Japan, I had a connecting flight to Indonesia in Tokyo and a TV crew asked to film me going outside in my hot climate attire in Tokyo winter weather.

  • @TheNignag89
    @TheNignag89 2 года назад +25

    Proud member of Gen Y (haven't I just ended it yet?)

    • @nonesuchone
      @nonesuchone 2 года назад +4

      haha but hey if you’re thinking about hurting yourself (no meme) reach out and talk to someone 💙

    • @bugfact9279
      @bugfact9279 2 года назад +2

      @@nonesuchone libral

    • @nonesuchone
      @nonesuchone 2 года назад +9

      @@bugfact9279 houg lol I like this game

    • @NoOne-py5or
      @NoOne-py5or 2 года назад +1

      Mood

  • @jonathannathan1754
    @jonathannathan1754 Год назад +9

    Matt defending olives because they’re “little guys”

  • @HalfB
    @HalfB 2 года назад +6

    I tell ya what they learned….that if they don’t
    keep enough judges and Governors in their pockets to make sure gerrymandering stays full tilt…..they’re M-F ing fucked!!!

  • @thats4thebirds
    @thats4thebirds Год назад +11

    Felix so petty lmao

  • @TVshirt
    @TVshirt 2 года назад +3

    1:05:00 "zoomers and their..beyblades" was cute and funny to me

  • @SUPERBURLBOYROY
    @SUPERBURLBOYROY 2 года назад +4

    I heard them macro plastics get rid of gas.

  • @davidhill2020
    @davidhill2020 2 года назад +4

    I'm pretty sure you can say rapeseed in this context without getting into too much trouble

  • @technologic21
    @technologic21 2 года назад +5

    Gen Y, last of the analogues, first of the digital in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the decline of Empire.

    • @joeleonard9965
      @joeleonard9965 2 года назад +2

      I was born in 98 and feel like I'm not Gen Z or a millenial. It's this weird tail end of the beginning of the digital hellscape but well before it was native.

    • @bitteralmonds666
      @bitteralmonds666 2 года назад +2

      Xennial - I grew up analogue and watched it die and rot to digital 🦄

  • @Table_knife
    @Table_knife 2 года назад +2

    Ooooo I’m listeninggggg I just can’t stop listeningggg oooooooo - delevope

  • @olliegray7068
    @olliegray7068 Год назад +3

    The Delavolpe article was an interesting rejection of "pronoun culture", in that they didn't use a single fucking one in the whole thing

  • @edrepard
    @edrepard 2 года назад +4

    felix on fire

    • @FunkMcLovin
      @FunkMcLovin 2 года назад +1

      It's all the vape smoke

  • @gaz9663
    @gaz9663 2 года назад +4

    Based seed oil

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 2 года назад +11

    don't like finding out I'm gen y one of the joys of being 24-25 is you can jump back and forth between being zoomer or millennial considering which one is being least annoying that week

  • @uppsie
    @uppsie 2 года назад +9

    Will flaming felix over wanton bothering me more than it has any right to

    • @cat_city2009
      @cat_city2009 2 года назад +2

      Go eat some wonton soup and learn how to talk lol

  • @robertkarnick1286
    @robertkarnick1286 2 года назад +5

    Everybody do the Youth Support Wobble

  • @DanRec1312
    @DanRec1312 2 года назад +3

    Damn so I'm technically gen y? My life is a lie

  • @fishingsouthwestflorida1586
    @fishingsouthwestflorida1586 2 года назад +2

    When will we 🎉

  • @jerryt3843
    @jerryt3843 2 года назад +2

    43:48 hell yeah dude

  • @jagajazzin
    @jagajazzin Год назад +3

    Can we get a Della Volpe count on this one 🤔?

  • @filmfanman65
    @filmfanman65 2 года назад +1

    Idk a thing about Lithuania, but anyone know what Felix was alluding too?

    • @parkerlong2658
      @parkerlong2658 2 года назад +1

      Lithuania is basically a full blown Nazi state they have like national holidays related to concentration camp gaurds and families who reveal that certain government heros were Jew hunters they get punished by the government.

  • @footballpharaoh5469
    @footballpharaoh5469 2 года назад +3

    I don't agree with Felix's take that the midterms won't be 2010 levels of bad for the admin.
    All indicators point to it being a thumping.

    • @samsca8529
      @samsca8529 2 года назад +3

      Honestly I’m not so sure anymore. I would’ve agreed with you 2 weeks ago but with the Supreme Court leak I think abortion will play a huge role in the midterms, and that will benefit democrats.

    • @HollowGolem
      @HollowGolem 2 года назад +5

      History has vindicated Felix.

  • @kivsto8130
    @kivsto8130 2 года назад +3

    Someone was a grumpers that tanked the ep

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 2 года назад +1

    Felix doesn't care if people think he's gay? Shocker

    • @samsca8529
      @samsca8529 2 года назад +3

      Felix is an honorary gay guy

  • @TheTurkey79
    @TheTurkey79 2 года назад +4

    You can tell Felix is a reader :)

  • @ericlarsen9830
    @ericlarsen9830 2 года назад +5

    The Republicans earned my vote for life once George W Bush announcing a hydrogen fuel cell initiative in a SOTU. Climate Change solved ✔️

  • @ConspiracyGamesAndPodcastClips
    @ConspiracyGamesAndPodcastClips Год назад +6

    I thought this would be about Zombies 😔😒

  • @darthnephilim
    @darthnephilim 2 года назад +1

    What comes after Gen Z?

  • @andymilic4093
    @andymilic4093 2 года назад +1

    In actuality, many would be much more likely to say there's at least 25-30% of people residing in the Ukraine -(That Are Actually Russian)

    • @freakyzed8467
      @freakyzed8467 2 года назад

      So if they are Russian they should be forcibly moved to Russai. Putin can have them. Oh wait, Putin just wants the land. All of it. Like he said.

    • @FionaOfMountLawley
      @FionaOfMountLawley 2 года назад +1

      The question is a little difficult because the last full census was conducted in 2001. At that time people who identified themselves as ethnically Russian or formed that part of those born outside of Ukraine who were born in Russian Federation/CIS territories amounted to 8,334,100 out of 48,457,100 (17.3%) of the total population of Ukraine.
      There is a figure out there suggesting that the percentage is 22.1%, but this figure is derived from an earlier census in 1989.

  • @andymilic4093
    @andymilic4093 2 года назад

    Just how legit is this story of Russian soldiers picking up radioactive ☢️
    Materials @ Chernobyl? Maybe they were just a slightly tardy clean- up crew from the original crew?.....

    • @brandonthesteele
      @brandonthesteele 2 года назад

      they were given the propaganda number lel

    • @phht0568
      @phht0568 2 года назад +2

      Fun fact about chernobyl, ever since the containmemt structure was built around the site, every so ofter they observed a jump in energy. Its believed theres water reflecting radation up, giving these distressing readings everytime they show up. This is just verbatium from what ive heard so its more or less hearsay. But im fairly positive that what ive said is as close to what ive seen and read. More or less something is reflecting radiation from the elephants foot upwards which bounces further in the containment area.
      But yeah also low key in chernobyl there are still highly active, radioactive, materials scattered all around the area ever since the reactor went boom. Its why you need a gieger counter for every square inch of that place because the radiation on those materials are still extremely hot.
      Either way chernobyl has shown spikes in radiation for the past 20 years which always flatten out after a hour in addition being surrounded by rocks the size of your palm thatll give you cancer in about an hour

    • @AckzaTV
      @AckzaTV 2 года назад +1

      @@phht0568 fukushima is much worse and it exploded with spent fuel rods and they covered it up so bad. No one cares about fukushima

    • @AckzaTV
      @AckzaTV 2 года назад

      Oh no mayhe russia will develop a nuclear bomb from chernobyl.....

  • @AckzaTV
    @AckzaTV 2 года назад +1

    Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

  • @AckzaTV
    @AckzaTV 2 года назад +3

    Flax seed oil good for joints used by hindus lolol

  • @fwowncwown
    @fwowncwown 2 года назад +5

    You three stinks just get funnier as the world becomes more horrifying.🙄

    • @chetkayeable
      @chetkayeable 2 года назад +2

      They predicted it years ago, now they are just chuckling over the result.

    • @fwowncwown
      @fwowncwown 2 года назад +2

      @@chetkayeable Problem is (and this is not so much a dig on the stinks as it is a sober acknowledgment of our painful world), it won't be funny for much longer. There will be a time when the mask is changed back to tragedy, and comedy might be as rare as a blade of grass or the sound of a living bird. Some have never had the privilege of laughing at any of it. We who have had that privilege better try to be ready to give it up. [freaked out emoji] For now, though, I * stay * laughing at them -- and I'm not sure how or when to renounce this!

  • @richarcher499
    @richarcher499 Год назад +1

    Rough episode

  • @patrickholt2270
    @patrickholt2270 2 года назад +7

    It's not a "failure of a policy of expansion and provocation", it's the successful achievement of the goal of that policy of NATO expansion and provocation of Russia. It just so happens that the US officials running that policy completely underestimated Russian military competence and the strength of the Russian economy, especially against sanctions, and overestimated the ability of NATO to mount a credible conventional deterrent to a powerful modern conventional army in Europe after decades of wasting trillions of dollars on boondoggles and weapon systems for murdering civilians in US occupied territories who have no air power or heavy weapons of their own whatever. So like in Syria, the US's barbarous extremist proxies who love selfying themselves stabbing helpless people to death and carrying out false flag chemical leaks are going to get methodically wiped out with minimal Russian soldiers or aircrew casualties, using the same tactics of strategic mobility and flexibility, lavish human and satellite intelligence, continuous local negotiation, humanitarian corridors and one very careful seige like the one just finishing up in Mariupol after another until no organised fascist force is left. The many Stalingrad battles the Ukrainian forces have been trained to fight by NATO are going to be denied to them in favour of kettling them and letting them run out of ammunition, supplies and hope, and like we see, the Russians are able to do it all with less than a tenth of their army and far fewer troops in country that Ukraine had at the beginning of the Special Operation.

    • @bitteralmonds666
      @bitteralmonds666 2 года назад +13

      You’re wonton disregard for paragraphs has been duly noted 🥟📜🧐🤔

    • @fourthwall2533
      @fourthwall2533 2 года назад +12

      Even lurking in pro Russian telegrams I haven’t seen anyone with such a a bastardized picture of developments in Ukraine. If the Russians were doing so well they wouldn’t have pulled back into the East. The idea that the move towards Kiev was a feint is ridiculous considering the sheer amount of men and material allocated for it. Additionally they brought rosgvardia units with them who are not meant for combat duties and were meant to be used as riot police once Kiev was captured. The fact that these units were present and sucked into frontline combat is indicative of the strategic failures occurring at all levels of the Russian armed forces. Also, the fact that we’ve seen such a limited number of sorties flown by the VKS and failure to achieve decisive air superiority after over 40 days of conflict is an embarrassment. Even Russian propaganda videos from the conflict are showing strike aircraft take off armed only with dumb bombs. Where are the HARMs and other PGMs to destroy anti air assets? Why are Russian pilots striking coordinates and navigating by civilian GPS as evidenced by videos released by the Russian federation themselves? The breakdown in strategy and communication is simply mind boggling. If you’d like to see evidence of Russian casualties you just have to open your eyes, there are swathes of T-80 and T-72 models used exclusively by Russia that can be identified through specific upgrade packages and can be seen littering roadways in Ukraine. Sure, the Ukrainians are fighting their own propaganda war but you can’t spray paint a Z on a tank you lost and claim it was Russian when you don’t own that model in the first place. Put down the kill-aid for a second, you’ve chugged enough to become diabetic.

    • @andymilic4093
      @andymilic4093 2 года назад +1

      .

    • @andymilic4093
      @andymilic4093 2 года назад

      It's like John. J Meirscheimer explained in his lectures on " the False Promises of Liberal Hegemony
      Of course, while the way he politely phrases the USA' s ideals pursuing
      Basically everywhere they may litarily invade,( he doesn't mention ( false pretenses, in Iraq,& Afghanistan), lol
      Totally laughable, most who have any clue realize their motives are truly
      so much shallower than any of the previous ideals!! My grandma used to tell me, don't tell me what you are going to do Andrew,!! " Show me
      What you have done" LMAO,who would have ever guessed that there was so much wisdom staring you in the face!!!! , That's the real test for the USA, the only LI e they'll ever need! To get it right 😂

    • @freakyzed8467
      @freakyzed8467 2 года назад +9

      Being pushed back and being made to look like incompetent weakling is in fact strength!

  • @andymilic4093
    @andymilic4093 2 года назад +1

    To say a bb out 1/3.5 Ukrainian s
    Are actually Russian & a good % which aren't directly of Russian decent are married or directly related to someone who is, so that likely as high as 40% combined!!! N

  • @zztopfan5201
    @zztopfan5201 2 года назад +3

    Z

  • @Louie_The_Dago
    @Louie_The_Dago 2 года назад +8

    God, Felix is so unfunny

    • @bitteralmonds666
      @bitteralmonds666 2 года назад +5

      Felix is serious 🧐🤔

    • @jingbot1071
      @jingbot1071 2 года назад +1

      You're just upset because he threw pipe with your mother. Just beefed her down. Used MMA moves.

    • @bigbrother787
      @bigbrother787 2 года назад +4

      That's what makes it funny

    • @janreal84
      @janreal84 2 года назад +4

      what are you talking about