TOMB KINGS : THE DRIEST BONE BOIS | Beginner to Expert Podcast
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- Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024
- Today we've got a very special guest, the one and only: Cody Bonds to help us learn all about the Tomb Kings of Warhammer Fantasy!
With Cody (@codybonds) outlining the Beginner section and Colin (@pancreasnowork9939) covering the Expert section we learn of the origins and deeds of Settra's mummies boys!
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EDITED BY: Colin (@pancreasnowork9939)
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I can't wait for bretonnia beginner to expert
Over Colin's dead body.
@@TheAmberKinghow about a Yvraine beginner to expert video? It would be a good excuse to use the shipping fan-art for laughs
😂 so much trash talk will issue 😂
@@TheAmberKing You do such solid work, thank you for being their (kinda) while I paint.
The lady calls!
Colin realizing it was Malekith that caused the Bretonnians is the best thing ever, now he has to really hate that Elf Bastard
Does that mean because he is the core of all warhammer lore does that mean he is james warhammer?
@@emperorxander666 If he wielded a WarHammer then there will be no doubt
@@Predator20357 only Malekith can wield all 40000 Warhammers
@@baneblade__ Malekith can wield both the Fantasy and the one who’s as old as Sigmar!
Oh mighty, Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more...
Ah so glorious is the essay/book of titles so amazing that we have our eyes blessed
Oh mighty, Lorecrimes... Great Podcast, the Imemable, The Great Podcast of Warhammer, Podcast of Podcasts, Opener of the Memes, Wielders of the Bad Dragons, The Great Necrussy, Sacred of Memes, Bringers of Ussy, Keepers of the Watchtime Hours, Chosen of The Algorithm, Sentinels of Warhammer, The Undisputable, Begetters of the Begot, Scourge of the Ussyless, Makers of the Mommy Magus, Protectors of the Cumsock, Eli the Elf Eviscerator, Colin the Elgi Pilled, Ciaphas Cain Lord of Flies, Hal the King in Amber, Andy Greatest of the Imperium, Moon and star, The sixth house, The tribe unmourned, Vanquishers of Ignorance, Champions of the Pub Quiz, Hal Who Holds The Golden Star, Colin Despiser of Bretonnia , Eli The 4 armed , Andy The Vtuber Connoisseur... and many, many more..
Pancreas the type of dude to say "Elves are the best race" with a straight face.
In every IP except Elder Scrolls.
And he would be right to say it.
Even Nagash thought Settra was the coolest motherfucker to ever exist.
"I HAVE HUMBLED YOU, SETTRA, GREATEST OF KINGS."
Time to paint my Tomb Kings. My desert, my Dune, My Nehekhara
Ok, fun fact, Khemri is mentioned by name in the Age of Sigmar audio drama, The Imprecations of Daemons. Halflings were named in the very next line too.
The Tomb Kings are definitely my favorite faction in any Warhammer settings. They are such a well realized undead faction, their constructs look insanely cool and Settra is their leader, he alone makes them top-tier.
The Blade of Alcadizaar was the arcane equivalent of a turning a shard from Chernobyl into a k-bar…which, yeah, that oughta f*ckin’ put a lich-demigod down
IIRC the imperium uses human skull symbols as it’s a unmutated skull and a symbol for ‘pure’ humanity; all untainted and unmutated humans, from us to abhumans like ratlings and Ogryns, to Emps and the Primarchs, we all have a vaguely sameish looking human skulls, unlike the xenos, mutants or the warptainted. We may have tattoos, different skin colour, different hair colour or whatnot, but we all have a human skull
Personally I think it makes the cyborg skull of the admech more humorous as it’s objectively less human
My personal headcanon and screw you if you don't agree with it, it's my headcannon. Settra and Oxyotl (Doom Skink) are hanging out in the Warp, slaughtering deamons together looking for a way out.
Both are amazing characters who wouldn't let a silly little thing like the end of the world be getting their way of survival. But they haven't been seen in AOS yet so I like to think they are trapped in the Warp together
Fun fact on how the tomb kings magic. They basically had to teach themselves magic , they weren’t Ike the elves so we’re tutored by the slann who in turn where taught by the old ones, or how the people of Cathay were taught by the dragons. The Nehekharians learned through sheer trial and error and also trapping magic elementals and interrogating them which is how they learned the lords of death and light. Their personal lore, the lore of nehekhara is the summation of combining all of their knowledge and the best way they found to use it was to use their gods as a proxy/catalyst for the magic so the lore is super intricate and ritualistic as it’s basically half spell half religious ceremony since they Judy rigged their magic system together.
Two things.
One: Settra is one of about 3-4 characters that has fully earned his arrogance. Two of the others being Nagash and Teclis.
Two: If Nagash is the Second most evil, and the Scaven Race is the most evil... who or what is in 3rd place?
Dark Elves? (Malekith is responsible for a LOT of bad stuff)
Demons? (They are basically evil incarnate)
Chaos Dwarves? (Don't know much about them, but they sound very evil)
Some Vampire? (Their Vampires, need I say more?)
Bretonnia? (Had to get this in there)
Beastmen. Easily.
I still love Manfred being mad at Settrus by going "You lie thief! You are not who you claim to be! If you were I would already be dead!" 😂
Oh mighty, Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more...
#Mummy if Settra the Imperishable got isekaid into 40K how far would he go?
As far as he wanted to
His sheer arrogance would suck up all of Big E’s power and create a wave of power that would cripple the Dark Gods.
I am irrationally excited about this. So for now I'll just boost the video via this comment
13:18 laughed at this way harder than I should have. miss you Betty.
That was a great video, thank you so much!
Also the debate of if Machiavelli wrote 'The Prince' ironically or unironically is a very old debate, but i personally believe that, as he was trained as a lawyer and was obsessed with the Roman Republic, he wrote the book in a way that if you took it at face value it appears as a support for a king or dictatorial leader BUT it does not align with his personal views. Also, he attributes the book to the Medici family AFTER they kick him out for having friends who were part of an uprising plot, which can be read as a very tongue in cheek 'fuck you, i don't want to come back even if you offer because you took my beautiful Florencencian Republic and ruined it.'
Taking his words at face value makes it appear as supporting all he writes, but...No, he was a Roman REPUBLIC fanboy - he cosplayed in a toga and wrote prose about his journeys into classicalism.
Personally, I'm of the mind that since the _Discourses on Livy_ was both written and published after _The Prince_ then _The Prince_ was either an experiment on Machiavelli's part, a deliberately incomplete thesis statement on the nature of political realism, or both.
_The Prince_ routinely sets the tone that hard times require hard men to deal with them, and that the political idealism of the old philosophers must give way to pragmatism, because a good but ineffectual ruler is arguably worse than an immoral but effective ruler. Yet there is an tonal insistence that these are measures that should be only be carried out because they are necessary; that often misquoted line that is the foundation of the so-called Machiavellian philosophy goes 'It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.' To suggest that it is a philosophical pit trap meant to ensnare the wicked as some suggest is a bit of a stretch, because if anything it makes the cruel and wicked more effective and weeds out the incompetents who cannot go beyond the face value of Machiavelli's statements, but it also serves the dual purpose of teaching the common man to recognize that leadership often demands great and terrible things, and that they must temper their idealistic expectations while also being able to recognize when enough is enough -and I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes in this Monday-to-Friday senate- .
_The Discourses_ even makes a point to reference the heavy-handed and immoral approach of _The Prince_ as a necessary to evil to secure an effective regime, but that this must always be carried out in the interest of the greater good of the state and its people, championing the political idealism that _The Prince_ criticizes as an aspiration that should always be followed through on even if it must be occasionally set aside for the sake of pragmatic realism.
Of course, nothing short of summoning Niccolò Machiavelli from the dead would settle the debate once and for all.
Will LoreCrimes invite other creators like GreatBookofGrudges for Chorfs or LoremasterofSotek for Lizardmen?
YO that would be hype!
Well I guess I’m staying up 5 hours to regulate my sleep cycle today
I just realized that master chief and the green knight have many things in common. 1 they both super soldiers, 2 both wear green suits, and 3 they are the BIGGEST SIMPS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Making the weekend even better!
It's funny that my two favorite factions are the two who are the least active in the setting. Tomb Kings and Lizardmen.
Can't believe the norskans stole setra's dehydrated water
This is the most cursed and interesting video I’ve seen seeing as how there’s multiple parts of undead anatomy
This pod is a fucking dream come true
Super underrated podcast right here. Even before listening, I know its gonna be good
SETTRA RULES!
Four awesome Tubers joined by another absolute gem! Let the comedy commence!
LETS GOOO TOMBKINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brilliant stuff gents!!
I loved the energy of this episode. It is amazing how good you guys play off each other.
Wait till we get a Pub Quiz or Beginner to expert Felix and Gotjek I’d love to see that
1:03:23 its worth noting that the trio of dark elves in the Rise or Nagash series have the same names and rough personalities of the trio of dark elves that start the War of Vengeance (or the War of the Beard if you’re a thin blooded elgi)…but the War of Vengeance series ends with (or at least this happens sometime in it) i think one of those dark elves dying and the other two for sure becoming Watchers of the Forest or leaving Malekith’s service and becoming some kind of forest fae nature guardians, where in Nagash’s books he kills them, so its a continuity contradiction
The man thing....the legend.....
While they can't feel, they still remember what that was like. It's a source of tragedy as they'll slip into moments of dementia, and order food or wine, and then when it arrives they'll just stare at it until it rots away as they don't know why they demanded it. Other times it'll drive them into rampages of boiling hate at being stuck in such bodies.
Hence why they throw themselves into battle, it's one of the few things they can actually feel. Might also be why they occasionally are moved to help others who come to them with petitions of aid.
There was the one tomb king who actually provided a cure so some disease or illness an empire man's wife had contracted. Also goes to prove they aren't evil monsters like Necromancy undead.
Oh my god! One of my answers actually made it!
24:06
I do believe the regular skeleton warriors don't get mummification so they only remember how to fight, used bow and arrow, riding ontop skeletal horses and operate siege engines and remember their Tomb King. while the tomb guard got half mummified, they do still have the same stuff like above but their martial combat and loyalty to their Tomb King is strong
The Perry brothers, one of whom lost his arm , left gw years ago and now have their own range of historical models under Perry miniatures
A broom is more effective than a mop? Only a person who has never cleaned with a mop would say this
I believe the guy who was turned into a vampire by Neferata was a guy named Abhorash. I think he was the captain of the royal guard and initially refused to become a vampire but was tricked into it.
god damn, i wasnt expecting to leave this podcast with a tear in my eye... great episode guys
image if setra took the wind of metal and got his golden imortal body. he might actually take the 4 chaose gods heads
That Gotrek and Felix poison thing is literally just the plot of JoJo part 2
Just discovered this channel, it's great! I already know of everyone here, good to see you chatting together! Is there enough material to do an episode on Albion, and it's connections to the Old Ones/early Warhammer history?
I watched this after the old world released, and cody's prediction for the factions in the launch boxes is spot on 😅
Alcaddizar was never a vampire. Nagash even needed to keep him alive.
Neferata raised alcaddizar from behind the scenes, as she was immortal for some decades and didn't want to attract attention. She wanted him to be her perfect consort and king but he rejected her.
would like to see more guest appearances, it helps more people get acquainted with Warhammer youtubers with the bonus of everyone getting a good laugh out of it, love the content and keep up with the good videos!
Oh hey it's Cody!
Where is Eli, is he safe? Is he allright?
He is busy getting married 😉
He's out drop kicking elves.
Fun fact, mammoths were still around while the pyramids were being built.
This is the new host, "well actually 🤓".
I live about an hour away from flint 👌
What an amazing video ! 2 amazing storytellers, great humor from everyone, and such an amazing topic ! I loved it !
I will make 6 different accounts for Colin to be the sole reader for the Beginner to Expert for Bretonnia, such is the power of Nagash
It was the mummy returns......
A little late to the party again, but Nekeph IS in Total War now. However, he's only a generic named Tomb Prince with an extra trait that Settra's faction starts with.
Im glad Andy brought up my comment from the live chat about the other week 😁
Oh! Since you've now done tomb kings and made pirates of the Caribbean, can you now do the pirate coast? Since there's not much lore besides Luthor Harkon it could be a short one
Alcadizzar was raised in part by Neferata. His mother was sick and she would have had a stillbirth, and was visiting a shrine in Lahmia for the gods' intervention. Neferata, who founded the shrine to find desperate people who could become vampire agents of hers, heard the weak heartbeat of the baby boy and knew he would not live, , so Neferata (feeling kind for once, and being hit especially since she couldn't have children of her own) gave her blood as a part of an elixir to the mother.
This made the mother and baby healthy, but in return Neferata decided that she couldn't part with 'her' boy. She planned, in Ottoman Empire fashion, to then have all of the heirs of the other Nehekaran cities grow up and be taught in Lahmia (the wealthiest and strongest city at this time).
So Alcadizzar, and the other noble heirs, grew up in Lahmia and were fed Neferata's blood in elixirs for their 'health', which extended their lifespans and made them stronger/faster/etc. than most humans.
Grease the wheel
#MarrowMummy
While regular SAO is crap, SAO Abridged is a work of art and I highly reccomend Colin or anyone to check it out. The newest episode (actually came out yesterday) hits right in the feels and removes the incest crap from the original!
Was about to say this. Don't watch SAO, watch SAO abridged. Its both shorter and significantly better written
Thanks,
Comment for the Skull Throne
Damn, Shitting on Flint... dont worry as a Detroiter we're not affected. but yes, the water in flint is umm... lets just say the water in fallout is safer to drink
Bring them to AOS!
I will say that was I neutral towards Bretonnia because I'm a heavy fan of King Arthur stuff. But after Collin dropped the bomb that the "Lady" created the Bretonians as a means to protect the pointy ears my mood soured. While I don't hate them like Colin does, I do have a STRONG distaste for them.
Still want to see a Beginner to Expert on Brettonia headed by Collin though.
Also, Tomb Kings Rule, Settra is goddamn awesome and I say he can beat pretty much everyone in a fight that isn't Gotrek(I still think he can do it, but Gotrek is such a force of nature I can't be certain) or Kroq-gar.
I’d really enjoy learning about some of the legions prior to their primarks
kangz
1:43:00 Isn't that the plot for Mummy 2? Where the son of the main characters puts on the bracelet and now they have a week to remove it or it sucks out his life?
Instead of listing all of Settra's titles or trailing off with "yada yada" or some such, you can just say "etc. (et setra)"
This was fun😂😂😂
Yeah yeah, Nagash is great and all, being a god, but my man Settra is the greatest Nehekharan to ever un-die. For a king that doesn't serve I'd say he served Nagash pretty hard.
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1:32:47
That's not how mummification works
Dust Daddy
settra should not come back.
Sometimes a caracter's story is done and finished.
If you dont do that you get :"somehow Palpatine has returned"
and I mean, we have TOW right around the corner (i.e : we might get info in the next 5 years) and we can have all the Settraposting we want there
#VladdyDaddy Vlad senpai uwu
Such is the nonsense of Nagash
Elves… 🤢