Resurrection... by erection? ~ [POWERWOLF]

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  • @henthaitea
    @henthaitea 4 года назад +3250

    Side effect of Viagra: *Immortality*

    • @DoktorDaytha
      @DoktorDaytha 4 года назад +8

      HenThaiTea oh hell... yeah xD

    • @jesuscrist3512
      @jesuscrist3512 4 года назад +8

      DIK PILLZ POWER

    • @asaemonikeda4536
      @asaemonikeda4536 4 года назад +1

      666 likes congrats

    • @Matthe9256
      @Matthe9256 4 года назад +3

      @A random fat shyboi With interent access thanks for explaining

    • @Slimurgical
      @Slimurgical 4 года назад +1

      Underrated comment hoyl shit

  • @cerebralwind
    @cerebralwind 6 лет назад +6266

    If the necromancy ritual lasts longer than 4 hours, seek medical attention.

  • @brandonheat8435
    @brandonheat8435 5 лет назад +2979

    "When you wake up from the dead and angels give you head" 10/10 line would die again.

    • @AnikaJarlsdottr
      @AnikaJarlsdottr 4 года назад +126

      ITS RES-ERECTION ;)

    • @fireshockgamer6734
      @fireshockgamer6734 4 года назад +8

      ;)

    • @astafire6810
      @astafire6810 4 года назад +53

      Guess id better hurry up and die, might get a bit more action up in heaven than i do on earth 😂

    • @gimmboi7408
      @gimmboi7408 4 года назад +11

      cant relate tbh

    • @dreliq981
      @dreliq981 4 года назад +7

      Heard it just as i finished reading the comment

  • @GameboyMega
    @GameboyMega 5 лет назад +2061

    "Ressurrection by Erection? ...what kind of name is this?"
    An appropriate one, it seems.

    • @june-vz4rm
      @june-vz4rm 5 лет назад +23

      More like... inappropriate :P

    • @huntertoney2367
      @huntertoney2367 4 года назад +26

      I think the name stands up pretty well

    • @N0FoxGiven
      @N0FoxGiven 4 года назад +5

      @@june-vz4rm Dude, if you just cant keep up with the song, you might want to look at what Powerwolf is Presenting.
      They never asked to be taken seriously, their whole gig is just to be funny and raise spirits. i dont have too many elevating puns to go off of, but i hope this revives your sense of humor. =)

    • @evancoe3085
      @evancoe3085 4 года назад +2

      @@N0FoxGiven wtf does this mean. You sound like you quote rick and morty on a daily basis you heathen fuckwad.

    • @N0FoxGiven
      @N0FoxGiven 4 года назад

      @@evancoe3085 nah bro, just I'm real shit at making puns. Rick and Morty is trash and something I've boycott simply on principle alone. Funny enough if that's your real name Evan Coe we have the same first name and it's a small fucking world.

  • @WhoseGamewasitZ
    @WhoseGamewasitZ 4 года назад +1950

    When the Necromancer chooses to multi-class as a Bard.

    • @Redlinkz1235
      @Redlinkz1235 3 года назад +77

      actually bards can use animate dead so you can just be a bard necromancer

    • @Mare_Man
      @Mare_Man 3 года назад +32

      @@Redlinkz1235 They'd have to get revivify or resurrection to actually bring back the dead though

    • @Redlinkz1235
      @Redlinkz1235 3 года назад +6

      @@Mare_Man That also works as Bards can get any spell they want

    • @samuelschurman3762
      @samuelschurman3762 3 года назад +5

      Dilon Zajic explain last I checked that was a wizard thing.

    • @Redlinkz1235
      @Redlinkz1235 3 года назад +12

      @@samuelschurman3762 Magical Secrets
      At 14th level, you have plundered magical knowledge from a wide spectrum of disciplines. Choose two spells from any classes, including this one. A spell you choose must be of a level you can cast, as shown on the Bard table, or a cantrip.
      The chosen spells count as bard spells for you and are included in the number in the Spells Known column of the Bard table.
      You learn two additional spells from any classes at 18th level.

  • @gabaskar1228
    @gabaskar1228 4 года назад +420

    _if your ressurection last more than 4 hours see a doctor_

  • @codysullivan2531
    @codysullivan2531 5 лет назад +3364

    This song introduced me to Powerwolf. That is how you know a band is worth listening to.

  • @krisnatherryano4610
    @krisnatherryano4610 3 года назад +422

    Lmao the live chat "is this a meme?" "Im so confused". One thing about powerwolf is that they can make epic song from the most ridiculous line/words

  • @zap3231
    @zap3231 5 лет назад +901

    Oh man. Wait till he sees Demons are a Girl's Best Friend.

    • @Devoratrix
      @Devoratrix 5 лет назад +66

      What about Coleus Sanctus?

    • @zap3231
      @zap3231 5 лет назад +17

      @@Devoratrix It's tame in comparison to these two

    • @MrEgofreak
      @MrEgofreak 4 года назад +34

      Or Stossgebet.

    • @blossomtide908
      @blossomtide908 4 года назад +26

      Three words: Sacrement of Sin

    • @sontrava00
      @sontrava00 3 года назад +1

      legitimately my favorite by them

  • @cozyin
    @cozyin 5 лет назад +3846

    "But no joke, this sounds really good"
    I don't know, performance seems a bit *_stiff_* to me.

    • @JWagsWasHere
      @JWagsWasHere 5 лет назад +143

      Limp in some parts

    • @Labrynth-13
      @Labrynth-13 5 лет назад +174

      *hard* to tell

    • @non4997
      @non4997 5 лет назад +77

      That was hard-ly a joke

    • @nuckelle
      @nuckelle 5 лет назад +6

      anameon ok jokes over buddy

    • @nuckelle
      @nuckelle 5 лет назад +4

      Fatty0666 ok that was pretty good

  • @EleonMythos
    @EleonMythos 6 лет назад +3763

    Good old Powerwolf. Not a band about Christianity, but rather being a werewolf priest cult...

    • @Cross_Malaki
      @Cross_Malaki 6 лет назад +385

      Werewolves AND vampires. Also Catholicism AND Satanism. Yeah they are pretty crazy like that.

    • @Rezinstance
      @Rezinstance 6 лет назад +215

      Pretty sure no one on the band is religious either, which doesn't surprise me considering there are a number of metal bands with catholicism themes yet don't actually believe.

    • @maxgb2000real
      @maxgb2000real 6 лет назад +56

      @@Rezinstance
      It's just edge

    • @anthonyortiz264
      @anthonyortiz264 6 лет назад +106

      They're so edgy they cut themselves.......WITH THEMSELVES!

    • @blackcitadel37
      @blackcitadel37 6 лет назад +41

      They can put all of that together inside a single song and still sound awesome.

  • @TheGuitarslayer1307
    @TheGuitarslayer1307 5 лет назад +943

    The perfect song doesn’t exis-
    Powerwolf:

    • @vertexed5540
      @vertexed5540 3 года назад +13

      It's super fucked cause it's one of their best songs as well

    • @toolatetothestory
      @toolatetothestory 3 года назад +28

      @@vertexed5540 Which doesn't mean much because a lot of their songs slap hard

  • @TheDragonStream
    @TheDragonStream 6 лет назад +1840

    The rolled R had me dying.

    • @andrewpappas9311
      @andrewpappas9311 5 лет назад +89

      Rrrrrrrrrrresurrection

    • @asin8757
      @asin8757 5 лет назад +19

      Did you resurrect?

    • @spookdot
      @spookdot 5 лет назад +41

      That is what Gerrrrman's werrrre invented forrrrr

    • @TheOcculticUnicorn
      @TheOcculticUnicorn 4 года назад +2

      @Job Ruijten oh hell yes we rrrrreeally like to do that.

    • @RileyAiC
      @RileyAiC 3 года назад

      @@spookdot i cant even do the rolled r and im german

  • @IgroSome
    @IgroSome 5 лет назад +408

    I got an ad for Trojan condoms right after this
    I won't be resurrected.

    • @Ex0ticbr4d.KR7
      @Ex0ticbr4d.KR7 3 года назад +1

      See you next time when you aren't dust again

    • @IgroSome
      @IgroSome 3 года назад +1

      @@Ex0ticbr4d.KR7 you wot

  • @SadtheImpaling
    @SadtheImpaling 5 лет назад +767

    New quirk for darkest dungeon, "Erectile dysfunction" Cannot go to brothel for stress relieve and has -66% death doors resistance.

  • @a.j.spaude8368
    @a.j.spaude8368 6 лет назад +561

    This is one of those songs that’ll get stuck on your head and come back to you at the most inconvenient times

  • @Ch4pp13
    @Ch4pp13 6 лет назад +3179

    The thing about Powerwolf is that they're religious vampiric werewolfs.
    I know what you're thinking. "Isn't that a but contradictiry or something?" And the answer to that question is "you don't notice it as long as you keep listening. Don't think too hard about a powermetal band consisting of religious werewolfs that are also vampires, praising the erection as being capable of resurrecting you from the dead."

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 6 лет назад +62

      punch3870
      Vampire werewolves...
      Far from an impossible combo. (Barring the fact that they're impossible by default)
      Exit: Just a little tidying up.

    • @aw0976
      @aw0976 6 лет назад +115

      And that one time they became suicide bombers

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 6 лет назад +58

      AW097 The fact that they're still alive is proof of how well that endeavor played out.

    • @aw0976
      @aw0976 6 лет назад +14

      Quinton Craig Exactly, how do you kill something that’s already technically dead.

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 6 лет назад +11

      AW097 They're UNDEAD, not dead, so they can be killed, even then the dead can still be destroyed.

  • @DrunkenCoward1
    @DrunkenCoward1 6 лет назад +416

    There's also “Coleus Sanctus“ which literally means “Holy Balls“.
    “Praise the saints for this erection.“

    • @terrrario1014
      @terrrario1014 6 лет назад +9

      The Drunken Coward Or Stossgebet which also has alot of sexual metaphores

    • @DrunkenCoward1
      @DrunkenCoward1 6 лет назад +12

      terrrario 101
      Hadn't listened to the lyrics yet, but a “Stossgebet“ is actually a real world religious practice.

    • @terrrario1014
      @terrrario1014 6 лет назад +6

      The Drunken Coward The Refrain is:
      "Er nahm sie dann ins Stossgebet
      Der Kirchturm hoch zum Himmel steht
      Der Wein geweiht, die Erde bebt
      Dem Herrn so nah - im Stossgebet
      Stossgebet
      Stossgebet"

    • @dannenp3110
      @dannenp3110 6 лет назад

      I just noticed that the other day. "holy bag" lol

    • @blackcitadel37
      @blackcitadel37 6 лет назад

      goddamn latim

  • @bkindr3wind641
    @bkindr3wind641 3 года назад +105

    In the chat, whoever started with "POWER ME WOLF DADDY"
    My sides have been resurrected.

  • @BATTIS94
    @BATTIS94 4 года назад +162

    I just love how childish Powerwolf can get with their lyrics. And they have such an unique sound too.

  • @mr.kittysavestheworld695
    @mr.kittysavestheworld695 6 лет назад +695

    Powerwolf has quite a few songs like this. 'Coleus Sanctus' is another really good one.
    Literally translates to 'sacred testicles,' or in other words, 'holy balls.'
    *_"PRAISE THE SAINTS FOR THIS ERECTION!"_*

    • @blueshell292
      @blueshell292 5 лет назад +36

      PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION

    • @conwaysquest6961
      @conwaysquest6961 5 лет назад +6

      I suddenly like them even more.

    • @pffpffovich2398
      @pffpffovich2398 5 лет назад +6

      @@blueshell292 Oh, a man who played Jericho, can't belive i'm not alone.

    • @zachariz1490
      @zachariz1490 5 лет назад +7

      Mr. Kitty Saves The World when your latin classes actually serves you

    • @addicted2mako
      @addicted2mako Год назад +2

      Holiness is stored in the balls

  • @DynaDere
    @DynaDere 5 лет назад +418

    Man this looks easy.
    Bet I could do it one handed.

    • @ironstarofmordian7098
      @ironstarofmordian7098 4 года назад +2

      Why did there have to be 69 likes already!?

    • @Delier-_-
      @Delier-_- 3 года назад +7

      @@OfficialColumbina you'd need to remove some ribs for that.

    • @gaolmiralis2247
      @gaolmiralis2247 3 года назад +3

      @@Delier-_- It's entirely possible if the guitar is long enough

    • @moonset9419
      @moonset9419 3 года назад

      @@gaolmiralis2247 how long is long enough?

    • @gaolmiralis2247
      @gaolmiralis2247 3 года назад

      @@moonset9419 I don't even remember, it's a 7 month old answer to a comment that seems to have been deleted. I'd say 7-8 inches if my memory serves me right

  • @TheHeroOfMobius
    @TheHeroOfMobius 6 лет назад +2279

    "Let's come...back to life!"

    • @tawoorie
      @tawoorie 6 лет назад +108

      let's CUM back to life

    • @blackcitadel37
      @blackcitadel37 6 лет назад +20

      Praise the phallus

    • @Sir_Beirao
      @Sir_Beirao 6 лет назад +6

      u know the meaning of it right ( phallus = penis , when erect )

    • @eisenkrahe7125
      @eisenkrahe7125 3 года назад

      "From the same writers of "In nightcity you can be cum" here CUMes "Let's come... Back to life"

  • @Immortal_Vanguard
    @Immortal_Vanguard 4 года назад +112

    Everyone: *Thinks it might be a memechart*
    Powerwolf: "Hold my beer."

  • @Perzyn
    @Perzyn 6 лет назад +254

    And if that wasn't dirty enough there's Coleus Sanctus...

  • @officialtabhebert5426
    @officialtabhebert5426 6 лет назад +298

    reserectile disfunction

    • @michaelwarnock1864
      @michaelwarnock1864 6 лет назад +1

      rofl

    • @RandomtoRandomguy
      @RandomtoRandomguy 6 лет назад +31

      Official Tab Hebert I just imagine a necromancer trying to raise the dead and being like "I CAN'T GET IT UP!"

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 6 лет назад +2

      @@RandomtoRandomguy
      Would be even funnier of the necromancer was female.
      [Genuine female, not futa-shit.]

    • @thesquad-airsoftgamingnerf9643
      @thesquad-airsoftgamingnerf9643 5 лет назад

      GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @BeaglzRok1
    @BeaglzRok1 6 лет назад +301

    This is why Bards get the Raise Dead and Resurrection spells in 5th edition D&D.

    • @micakim-shapiro6035
      @micakim-shapiro6035 5 лет назад +43

      Putting the romance in necromancy

    • @diegoacosta8550
      @diegoacosta8550 5 лет назад +22

      the nec-romancer

    • @sweetcoincidence4048
      @sweetcoincidence4048 5 лет назад +2

      YES! YES! GREAT IDEA! I'M DOING THAT!

    • @revantheno-lifedemon885
      @revantheno-lifedemon885 5 лет назад +1

      @@micakim-shapiro6035 Speech 100

    • @epicjn
      @epicjn 5 лет назад +3

      @@micakim-shapiro6035 mother always told me to make friends, but I say "anything worth doing, is worth over doing"

  • @soul_of_cinder3036
    @soul_of_cinder3036 6 лет назад +406

    YOOO Jason doing a powerwolf song

    • @fairguinevere666
      @fairguinevere666 6 лет назад +33

      Soul_Of_Cinder they're one of those bands that sounds exactly like you'd think they would, but better somehow.

    • @heidibalverenvan7535
      @heidibalverenvan7535 6 лет назад +5

      Probably a DM amen

    • @user-kb2uj4md9d
      @user-kb2uj4md9d 6 лет назад +7

      White_Knight_25 and attack

    • @heidibalverenvan7535
      @heidibalverenvan7535 6 лет назад +2

      Виталий Хрен bless your soul

    • @RitualStench
      @RitualStench 6 лет назад

      White_Knight_25 They saw the chance and fucking took it.

  • @kamataros5172
    @kamataros5172 3 года назад +67

    "this performance seems a bit stiff" BOI how dare you! You earned yourself a like

  • @justafox5356
    @justafox5356 5 лет назад +62

    1:40 the dark side is a pathway to many abilities some may consider...unnatural.

  • @frosty3469
    @frosty3469 6 лет назад +771

    This didn’t look too *hard* to play

    • @aquathemage1680
      @aquathemage1680 6 лет назад +5

      Of course!
      They were playing expert difficulty~

    • @IKR_C
      @IKR_C 6 лет назад +29

      It gets harder... but not in the game...
      Great joke btw 😛

    • @kingofkings7388
      @kingofkings7388 6 лет назад

      Too*

    • @frosty3469
      @frosty3469 6 лет назад +5

      King of Kings I actually have a story about this. So in first grade I was going to learn the difference about “to” and “too” but I got sick and began barfing so I had to leave. The teacher was told to teach this to me in the summer but never did and I never look it up because I forget. But (correct me if I’m wrong) “to” is directional, while “too” is an adverb

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 6 лет назад

      I got stuff that I missed in claass due to different reasons and just got around learming it by using the language. A lot of stuff can easily be grabbed just by interacting with the language.

  • @dappereyeball3456
    @dappereyeball3456 6 лет назад +409

    2:37 Zombie_hugs synced the shark emotes with the song (look at chat)

  • @virtue050
    @virtue050 6 лет назад +905

    Oh good! A cat in the CatCam.

    • @beargrills3508
      @beargrills3508 6 лет назад +32

      Nicklas Murray that's some good pussy.

    • @HEYBUDDYMAN86
      @HEYBUDDYMAN86 6 лет назад +9

      Oh god, and during this song D:

    • @virtue050
      @virtue050 6 лет назад +8

      Bear Grills ...why are you like this?

    • @beargrills3508
      @beargrills3508 6 лет назад +6

      Nicklas Murray come on, this is a song about boners and sex and blowjobs, the joke was there.

    • @beargrills3508
      @beargrills3508 6 лет назад +1

      Xell i think you meant :D

  • @AlecRife
    @AlecRife 5 лет назад +383

    My friend and I were going back and forth on cool bands we’ve heard, and then he proclaimed;
    “PowerWolf...fucking werewolf priests”
    And I knew I had to listen to the metal they have wrought

    • @kevboard
      @kevboard 4 года назад +30

      well they're german Catholic werewolf vampire priests that somehow have no issue stepping into churches and that worship boners...
      werewolf priests is therefore an understatement, which is hilarious lol

    • @piemaniac9410
      @piemaniac9410 4 года назад +10

      My friends and I refer to them as christian vampire furry metal

    • @MaxwellTornado
      @MaxwellTornado 3 года назад +1

      @@kevboard German Catholics? Must be Southerners.

    • @danny_decheeto8300
      @danny_decheeto8300 3 года назад +2

      Honestly one of my favourite bands

  • @Vindexi
    @Vindexi 6 лет назад +34

    Coleus Sanctus is a good song by them too.
    "I pray to Father, Son, Testosterone
    In darkest Night,
    don't leave my mind alone
    Stand!
    Forever be my demon
    the resurrection of the carnivore
    the mind of maleness turned to whitened stone
    come and sanctify the seamen"

  • @wp6192
    @wp6192 6 лет назад +1226

    Sounds like a Viagra ad

    • @brendan9734
      @brendan9734 6 лет назад +69

      Their stock would burst through the roof like my d*** if they did a heavy metal commercial like this.

    • @saxonmesser-knight5233
      @saxonmesser-knight5233 6 лет назад +12

      NintendoWolf omg it should be

    • @rainbird26
      @rainbird26 6 лет назад +5

      Lmao

    • @TheHighLizard
      @TheHighLizard 6 лет назад +17

      Viagra the recipe for immortality.

    • @heidibaltom8138
      @heidibaltom8138 6 лет назад +1

      That sounds like a great idea

  • @cyberdemon1702
    @cyberdemon1702 6 лет назад +108

    God dammit I watched this twenty minutes ago and had to come back because my brain keeps saying "Resurrectionnnnahhh, by Erectiooooonahhh"

  • @avivfrai4858
    @avivfrai4858 6 лет назад +149

    That time when powerwolf just decided to troll everyone

    • @Ze_N00B
      @Ze_N00B 3 года назад +13

      Areth thou referring to every singular instance of them bringing forth a song from their depraved minds?

    • @toolatetothestory
      @toolatetothestory 3 года назад

      @@Ze_N00B tru

  • @fishexterminator7169
    @fishexterminator7169 4 года назад +29

    His face is the perfect representation of the emotions i felt the first time i heard this song.

  • @Sircreepington9th
    @Sircreepington9th 5 лет назад +72

    I thought this was going to be a meme song, but it’s glorious!

  • @glitterghost75
    @glitterghost75 6 лет назад +257

    Bruh I love Powerwolf

    • @spaghetmunch5729
      @spaghetmunch5729 6 лет назад

      moop same, I’m hoping this one doesn’t get butchered by meme charts.

    • @Martya219
      @Martya219 6 лет назад +14

      These guys are pretty badass live.

    • @panzzer1200
      @panzzer1200 6 лет назад

      Me too. Theyre new songs are 2/3 on greatness too.

    • @Velflunkle
      @Velflunkle 6 лет назад

      Same bro

    • @ToastyTstdToast
      @ToastyTstdToast 6 лет назад

      They're legit my favorite band next to gojira

  • @rasmusdegn9690
    @rasmusdegn9690 6 лет назад +1004

    So basically Danny Sexbang is our immortal savior? AWESOME!

    • @brendan9734
      @brendan9734 6 лет назад +45

      Danny, didn’t you know?

    • @dr.tursko2312
      @dr.tursko2312 6 лет назад +31

      I’m gonna pre

    • @fsh8246
      @fsh8246 6 лет назад +31

      I'm gonna fucking pre

    • @LilChuunosuke
      @LilChuunosuke 6 лет назад +14

      You didn’t know that already? He is our one and only god.

    • @rasmusdegn9690
      @rasmusdegn9690 6 лет назад +16

      I always knew he was a hero, i didn't know he was immortal.

  • @casper_raine
    @casper_raine 6 лет назад +1230

    "Performance seems stiff to me"
    Unsubbed.

  • @AerialSong
    @AerialSong 5 лет назад +39

    If NSP end up covering this song, all shall be right with the world.

  • @BundleOSticks
    @BundleOSticks 5 лет назад +20

    I love it when Powerwolf shitposts in the form of songs

  • @tomazingerz
    @tomazingerz 6 лет назад +69

    Don't forget to resurrect every night before going to bed

  • @MordecaiXLII
    @MordecaiXLII 6 лет назад +79

    When the songs meme themselves...

  • @goncalocarneiro3043
    @goncalocarneiro3043 6 лет назад +270

    I never did any research ever to see it Powerwolf is an actual band of religious people, I just assumed they were. But now... Huh... I have my doubts.

    • @dannenp3110
      @dannenp3110 6 лет назад +100

      Gonçalo Carneiro I think their bassist is Lutheran, but they're not actually a religious band. They just use A LOT of symbolism.

    • @lagswitchengage3893
      @lagswitchengage3893 6 лет назад +68

      The band isn’t religious, they just like the aesthetic and use a lot of religious symbolism.

    • @themacca277
      @themacca277 6 лет назад +48

      they more mock Christianity than anything.

    • @goncalocarneiro3043
      @goncalocarneiro3043 6 лет назад +2

      Well, huuh, good to know! I guess. Quite misleading I must admit.

    • @JC-mb3cq
      @JC-mb3cq 6 лет назад +1

      The Macca nah they don't

  • @dominofuel8050
    @dominofuel8050 5 лет назад +253

    As embarassed as I am to admit it, I thoroughly enjoyed this song. Definitely wood listen to it again.😉

  • @ella_emayjee9403
    @ella_emayjee9403 3 года назад +2

    This is the video that, 8 months ago, brought me my new favorite band and a whole lot of new friends

  • @nthlns
    @nthlns 6 лет назад +77

    0:30 the meaning of fear in Jason's face lol
    (btw I loved the cat's camera)

  • @jamesblack7351
    @jamesblack7351 6 лет назад +197

    Is this what an erection sounds like?
    g l o r i u s

    • @JahzielCL
      @JahzielCL 6 лет назад +5

      RDrumz as a man i can confirm that every time we get an erection it plays this song, it's kind of embarrassing actually.

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 6 лет назад

      @@JahzielCL
      We?

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 6 лет назад

      Are you kin of *The Collective* perhaps? Or do you just have a male partner.

    • @JahzielCL
      @JahzielCL 6 лет назад

      @@nullpoint3346 im saying "we" as a collective of guys

    • @blueshell292
      @blueshell292 5 лет назад

      Mate, I think-...
      You know what? No.
      Bye.

  • @xxxskat34lifexxx
    @xxxskat34lifexxx 6 лет назад +60

    I have listened to this song more times than I can count and I've never picked up on the lyrics. Holy shit lol

  • @lathonland
    @lathonland 5 лет назад +25

    "ill ask my brother to help me out"
    -some lad in the chat

  • @genzu6388
    @genzu6388 3 года назад +6

    Literally jesus: "Is that all it takes to not die?"

  • @ThatHydra
    @ThatHydra 6 лет назад +119

    This is certainly the strange concept for a metal song I've ever seen

    • @fablesguykol3025
      @fablesguykol3025 6 лет назад +19

      Dude they made a song based on a the phrase Deus Vult, and the crusades....these guys live for the weird and wacky.

    • @blantickal3269
      @blantickal3269 6 лет назад +8

      Fablesguy KOL also coleus Sanctus Wich if I remember means holy balls or something like that

    • @AzureKite619
      @AzureKite619 6 лет назад +2

      You've clearly never heard a Tool song before.

    • @The123karate
      @The123karate 6 лет назад

      xX_Seagull.exe_Xx 4.20 Yeah, it’s about Masturbation

    • @Will-ox4vj
      @Will-ox4vj 6 лет назад +5

      You probably haven't heard the MLP rock opera album then lol.

  • @brandonero
    @brandonero 6 лет назад +125

    When purgatory's waiting the girl immaculate ~*

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 6 лет назад +11

      The highest of commandments, dictates to copulate!

    • @lunashumaker8315
      @lunashumaker8315 6 лет назад +11

      LordVader1094 no grave is animated you’re buried all alone

    • @giovannidotgen
      @giovannidotgen 6 лет назад +10

      Obi-Wan Kenobi So let her work a wonder
      And wake your flesh and bone!

    • @AniW2x4
      @AniW2x4 6 лет назад +7

      Giova resurrection by erection, raise your bone up to the sky and you never die

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 6 лет назад +7

      @@AniW2x4 ditto
      Hallelujah Resurrection!
      The funeral is calling, the mortuary blow, between my legs I'm waking,
      *I rise from down below!*

  • @EboneWisteria
    @EboneWisteria 6 лет назад +109

    somebody really needs to chart out Powerwolf's new album.

    • @thewhatwhat12333
      @thewhatwhat12333 6 лет назад +14

      Draimen Aral *_N I G H T S I D E O F S I B E R I A_*

    • @EboneWisteria
      @EboneWisteria 6 лет назад +7

      Mythic Cobalt Nightside of Siberia and Venom of Venus are my favourites on the album.

    • @nezequo
      @nezequo 6 лет назад +10

      Incense & Iron and Venom of Venus for me

    • @mkmasterthreesixfive
      @mkmasterthreesixfive 6 лет назад +3

      Incense and Iron is the best powerwolf song.
      Change my mind.

    • @thewhatwhat12333
      @thewhatwhat12333 6 лет назад

      w2gMk armata strigoi?

  • @Hoonterovhoonters
    @Hoonterovhoonters 5 лет назад +14

    I lost my shit when you said “performance seems a bit stiff to me.”

  • @xiaolongdrake5353
    @xiaolongdrake5353 4 года назад +3

    You thought it was a meme chart? But it was us, POWERWOLF!
    HOWWWWWLLLLLL!

  • @ms.bloodlove5314
    @ms.bloodlove5314 6 лет назад +83

    .....oh dear God why was that so good! I've never headbanged to a song about erections before!!!!!

    • @blueshell292
      @blueshell292 5 лет назад +24

      Although, in this context, the term 'headbang' could be misinterpreted.

    • @deathb4dishonor309
      @deathb4dishonor309 4 года назад +3

      Wonder what head was banging

  • @OhNoTheFace
    @OhNoTheFace 3 года назад +5

    It's a real BANGER.
    It's actually a great song. I have loved it for a while :P

  • @axelmilan4292
    @axelmilan4292 6 лет назад +144

    I get the distinct impression that they were drunk, high, or both when they wrote and recorded this song.

    • @Lttlemoi
      @Lttlemoi 6 лет назад +59

      It's a pretty smart mockery of celibacy, the extreme prudishness of catholicism in general and the _"go forth and multiply"_ line from the bible as well as some of its other sections. It's saying "hey, this is the stuff you would say you believe if you were honest" right in their faces.

    • @Sircreepington9th
      @Sircreepington9th 5 лет назад +6

      I don’t know what they were doing when they made this song, but they need to keep doing it!

    • @masterfulmoonlighter5402
      @masterfulmoonlighter5402 5 лет назад +4

      Well whatever they were doing, can they keep it up? This song is a fucking rager!

  • @Miya-Akuma
    @Miya-Akuma 4 года назад +16

    This dude laughing sounding like a reverse scooby doo

  • @Daslicey
    @Daslicey 2 года назад +5

    I still loves how jason almost says the "the point of no return" exactly in sync with the lyrics

  • @kurtberliner7049
    @kurtberliner7049 6 лет назад +40

    POWERWOLF! God I love this band. Please play more Powerwolf, another song like this is "Coleus Sanctus" which in latin means "Holy Balls". They have a lot of good ones, and I'd love to see you play them.

  • @nicholasbrewer2171
    @nicholasbrewer2171 6 лет назад +40

    I love powerwolf. This is the first song I heard by them

  • @IsfetSolaris
    @IsfetSolaris Год назад +3

    The best part is that this song unironically slaps.

  • @vincentmarcellino7183
    @vincentmarcellino7183 4 года назад +9

    "Let's... Come... Back to life!"
    Phrasing!

  • @Dizaster1995
    @Dizaster1995 4 года назад +3

    His face the whole time screams "is this fucking real is this actually a thing XD?"

  • @TelestroArchive
    @TelestroArchive 6 лет назад +54

    I love the cat cam 😍

  • @TheNerdySimulation
    @TheNerdySimulation 6 лет назад +184

    Come on, Jason, don't stiff me like this. ;D

  • @reincarN8ed
    @reincarN8ed 3 года назад +4

    Watching Jason realize this song is a FUCKIN BANGER in real-time was a treat.

  • @RApollos107
    @RApollos107 3 года назад +2

    "What kinda name is this?"
    It's exactly what you think it is lmfao

  • @baldrodinson3380
    @baldrodinson3380 5 лет назад +7

    *laughs knowing the translation of all of Stossgebet*

  • @dr.jiggles2447
    @dr.jiggles2447 4 года назад +7

    I looked into this band after hearing this for the first time, and no joke, they are actually really really fuckin good.

  • @Full_Throttle_Axolotl
    @Full_Throttle_Axolotl 3 года назад +3

    If the Blood Rite lasts longer than 4 hours please seek Clerical attention

  • @FunnyKnightGuy
    @FunnyKnightGuy 3 года назад +14

    "What kind of song name is this?"
    Me: *vibrates in pure rage*

  • @sehaavunduk
    @sehaavunduk 5 лет назад +2

    0:48 is insane dude

  • @bobbobber4810
    @bobbobber4810 4 года назад +1

    I don't know how many times I watch that video.
    Great song, great reactions.
    That's also that video that made me learned about Powerwolf which is great.

    • @JasonParadise
      @JasonParadise  4 года назад +2

      So glad you found a badass band through my goofy content. Appreciate the support! 🤘

  • @theconqueeftador69
    @theconqueeftador69 3 года назад +4

    This gives a whole new meaning to "coming back from the dead"

  • @AlmightyRager95
    @AlmightyRager95 5 лет назад +6

    I can appreciate the fact that this is a legitimate song, and not just an edit.

  • @shorkan1000
    @shorkan1000 6 лет назад +24

    You should try Coleus Sanctus by Powerwolf, It's Latin for "Holy Balls"

  • @NightcoreNewbie
    @NightcoreNewbie 5 лет назад +2

    I didn't realize it until I found an old lyric video of this song on youtube. This song is like 10 years old.

  • @ThingsUnknown
    @ThingsUnknown 3 года назад +2

    I love how Jason in the beginning sounds so innocent to the beauty he's about to witness
    *Powerwolf :)*

  • @DragoEliteN
    @DragoEliteN 6 лет назад +56

    Aww, so much people dont know about powerwolf, that sad =\

  • @varti546
    @varti546 3 года назад +3

    Jason: *Confused Headbanging*

  • @cidneverwas5481
    @cidneverwas5481 4 года назад +4

    That's all it took for Osiris after Isis found all of his dismembered body parts Set had scattered. All except, in some myths, his "bone"... That's where obelisks come from: an homage to a dead god's prosthetic rod. That's IIRC.... 😐

  • @lylavati
    @lylavati 3 года назад +1

    The story the singer tells before playing it live is pretty hilarious. 😁 This was my first Powerwolf song.

  • @brendenmccrudden5860
    @brendenmccrudden5860 5 лет назад +4

    Your laugh is the best part of this video. It's so great!

  • @Furciaaa
    @Furciaaa 6 лет назад +35

    I've just realized that "Resurrection" and "Hallelujah" have the same number of syllables as Waluigi, so I spent the whole song screaming WAAALUIIGIII

    • @ryang1591
      @ryang1591 5 лет назад +1

      I hate you for this.

    • @afmghost1759
      @afmghost1759 5 лет назад

      Waluigi by erection

    • @cynderadracona7093
      @cynderadracona7093 5 лет назад

      Oh great, now you’ve got me doing it XD

    • @june-vz4rm
      @june-vz4rm 5 лет назад

      @@afmghost1759 Resurrection by Waluigi

    • @afmghost1759
      @afmghost1759 5 лет назад

      @@june-vz4rm raise your mushroom to the sky and you'll never ever die, hallelujah!

  • @mikeymikey4186
    @mikeymikey4186 4 года назад +5

    "I raise from down below"
    ...

  • @panikf0r3v3r3
    @panikf0r3v3r3 6 лет назад +6

    The title sounds like a line eminem would have said in caterpillar

  • @johnDoe-gv8si
    @johnDoe-gv8si 2 года назад +1

    Dude your energy is wonderful, you're an absolute delight.

  • @teababe27
    @teababe27 6 месяцев назад

    Love your reactions to this. Your faces, lol. And the chat's reactions are great too. Honestly pretty much some of my thoughts when I heard this song for the first time years ago. Love Powerwolf.

  • @yaadaniel42069
    @yaadaniel42069 5 лет назад +4

    Yeah!!!! *JASONPARADISE HAS HIT 500K SUBS!!!!*

  • @Hamartias_hound
    @Hamartias_hound 6 лет назад +3

    One of my favorite Powerwolf songs ^_^

  • @harshman6530
    @harshman6530 4 года назад +14

    3:09 I'm actually dying. Subbed. XD

  • @zackovalltrades760
    @zackovalltrades760 5 лет назад +2

    This song is hilarious... But are we just gonna ignore how cute Terra was being here??

  • @Spideryote
    @Spideryote 4 года назад +2

    Your giggling throughout the video brings me such wholesome happiness~