Resurrection... by erection? ~ [POWERWOLF]
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Side effect of Viagra: *Immortality*
HenThaiTea oh hell... yeah xD
DIK PILLZ POWER
666 likes congrats
@A random fat shyboi With interent access thanks for explaining
Underrated comment hoyl shit
If the necromancy ritual lasts longer than 4 hours, seek medical attention.
TheAncientOmega hahahahahaha fuck you almost kill me
Jose Antonio Prieto Sanchez. At least you would of known how to resurrect yourself.
So in the afterlife, angels give you head? *AWESOME*!!!
more like xamanic attention
HAHAHA!!! You made my day!
"When you wake up from the dead and angels give you head" 10/10 line would die again.
ITS RES-ERECTION ;)
;)
Guess id better hurry up and die, might get a bit more action up in heaven than i do on earth 😂
cant relate tbh
Heard it just as i finished reading the comment
"Ressurrection by Erection? ...what kind of name is this?"
An appropriate one, it seems.
More like... inappropriate :P
I think the name stands up pretty well
@@june-vz4rm Dude, if you just cant keep up with the song, you might want to look at what Powerwolf is Presenting.
They never asked to be taken seriously, their whole gig is just to be funny and raise spirits. i dont have too many elevating puns to go off of, but i hope this revives your sense of humor. =)
@@N0FoxGiven wtf does this mean. You sound like you quote rick and morty on a daily basis you heathen fuckwad.
@@evancoe3085 nah bro, just I'm real shit at making puns. Rick and Morty is trash and something I've boycott simply on principle alone. Funny enough if that's your real name Evan Coe we have the same first name and it's a small fucking world.
When the Necromancer chooses to multi-class as a Bard.
actually bards can use animate dead so you can just be a bard necromancer
@@Redlinkz1235 They'd have to get revivify or resurrection to actually bring back the dead though
@@Mare_Man That also works as Bards can get any spell they want
Dilon Zajic explain last I checked that was a wizard thing.
@@samuelschurman3762 Magical Secrets
At 14th level, you have plundered magical knowledge from a wide spectrum of disciplines. Choose two spells from any classes, including this one. A spell you choose must be of a level you can cast, as shown on the Bard table, or a cantrip.
The chosen spells count as bard spells for you and are included in the number in the Spells Known column of the Bard table.
You learn two additional spells from any classes at 18th level.
_if your ressurection last more than 4 hours see a doctor_
This song introduced me to Powerwolf. That is how you know a band is worth listening to.
ymfah did it for me.
Same i discovered them from this very video
This song introduced me to metal, even better
My man
im the opposite. powerwolf introduced me to jason
Lmao the live chat "is this a meme?" "Im so confused". One thing about powerwolf is that they can make epic song from the most ridiculous line/words
True
Sanctify the semen?
@@gequetscht1031 lmao, they would probably do that xD
@@calamitist they did, in the song coleus sanctus
@@calamitistPlot twist, dynamite is slang for semen
Oh man. Wait till he sees Demons are a Girl's Best Friend.
What about Coleus Sanctus?
@@Devoratrix It's tame in comparison to these two
Or Stossgebet.
Three words: Sacrement of Sin
legitimately my favorite by them
"But no joke, this sounds really good"
I don't know, performance seems a bit *_stiff_* to me.
Limp in some parts
*hard* to tell
That was hard-ly a joke
anameon ok jokes over buddy
Fatty0666 ok that was pretty good
Good old Powerwolf. Not a band about Christianity, but rather being a werewolf priest cult...
Werewolves AND vampires. Also Catholicism AND Satanism. Yeah they are pretty crazy like that.
Pretty sure no one on the band is religious either, which doesn't surprise me considering there are a number of metal bands with catholicism themes yet don't actually believe.
@@Rezinstance
It's just edge
They're so edgy they cut themselves.......WITH THEMSELVES!
They can put all of that together inside a single song and still sound awesome.
The perfect song doesn’t exis-
Powerwolf:
It's super fucked cause it's one of their best songs as well
@@vertexed5540 Which doesn't mean much because a lot of their songs slap hard
The rolled R had me dying.
Rrrrrrrrrrresurrection
Did you resurrect?
That is what Gerrrrman's werrrre invented forrrrr
@Job Ruijten oh hell yes we rrrrreeally like to do that.
@@spookdot i cant even do the rolled r and im german
I got an ad for Trojan condoms right after this
I won't be resurrected.
See you next time when you aren't dust again
@@Ex0ticbr4d.KR7 you wot
New quirk for darkest dungeon, "Erectile dysfunction" Cannot go to brothel for stress relieve and has -66% death doors resistance.
Yes. Please. They need to add that
I genuinely want that to be a thing now
Modders, do your thing
Good fuckin god that -66% death resistance tho. Dont do that
I think “Immortal Dysfunction” fits better
This is one of those songs that’ll get stuck on your head and come back to you at the most inconvenient times
Like church?
Or a job interview
@@barryallen9932 as a mortician.
It would be usefull in sex
I came back to this video just for a laugh. This song will now live rent free in my head for the next 2-3 months. Great.
The thing about Powerwolf is that they're religious vampiric werewolfs.
I know what you're thinking. "Isn't that a but contradictiry or something?" And the answer to that question is "you don't notice it as long as you keep listening. Don't think too hard about a powermetal band consisting of religious werewolfs that are also vampires, praising the erection as being capable of resurrecting you from the dead."
punch3870
Vampire werewolves...
Far from an impossible combo. (Barring the fact that they're impossible by default)
Exit: Just a little tidying up.
And that one time they became suicide bombers
AW097 The fact that they're still alive is proof of how well that endeavor played out.
Quinton Craig Exactly, how do you kill something that’s already technically dead.
AW097 They're UNDEAD, not dead, so they can be killed, even then the dead can still be destroyed.
There's also “Coleus Sanctus“ which literally means “Holy Balls“.
“Praise the saints for this erection.“
The Drunken Coward Or Stossgebet which also has alot of sexual metaphores
terrrario 101
Hadn't listened to the lyrics yet, but a “Stossgebet“ is actually a real world religious practice.
The Drunken Coward The Refrain is:
"Er nahm sie dann ins Stossgebet
Der Kirchturm hoch zum Himmel steht
Der Wein geweiht, die Erde bebt
Dem Herrn so nah - im Stossgebet
Stossgebet
Stossgebet"
I just noticed that the other day. "holy bag" lol
goddamn latim
In the chat, whoever started with "POWER ME WOLF DADDY"
My sides have been resurrected.
I just love how childish Powerwolf can get with their lyrics. And they have such an unique sound too.
Powerwolf has quite a few songs like this. 'Coleus Sanctus' is another really good one.
Literally translates to 'sacred testicles,' or in other words, 'holy balls.'
*_"PRAISE THE SAINTS FOR THIS ERECTION!"_*
PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION
I suddenly like them even more.
@@blueshell292 Oh, a man who played Jericho, can't belive i'm not alone.
Mr. Kitty Saves The World when your latin classes actually serves you
Holiness is stored in the balls
Man this looks easy.
Bet I could do it one handed.
Why did there have to be 69 likes already!?
@@OfficialColumbina you'd need to remove some ribs for that.
@@Delier-_- It's entirely possible if the guitar is long enough
@@gaolmiralis2247 how long is long enough?
@@moonset9419 I don't even remember, it's a 7 month old answer to a comment that seems to have been deleted. I'd say 7-8 inches if my memory serves me right
"Let's come...back to life!"
let's CUM back to life
Praise the phallus
u know the meaning of it right ( phallus = penis , when erect )
"From the same writers of "In nightcity you can be cum" here CUMes "Let's come... Back to life"
Everyone: *Thinks it might be a memechart*
Powerwolf: "Hold my beer."
And if that wasn't dirty enough there's Coleus Sanctus...
Ah yes coleus sanctus. I tell you what, that song is nuts!
@@thesquad-airsoftgamingnerf9643 Literally.
What does it mean?
Or stossgebet
Steven Guerra roughly translates to “holy balls”
reserectile disfunction
rofl
Official Tab Hebert I just imagine a necromancer trying to raise the dead and being like "I CAN'T GET IT UP!"
@@RandomtoRandomguy
Would be even funnier of the necromancer was female.
[Genuine female, not futa-shit.]
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is why Bards get the Raise Dead and Resurrection spells in 5th edition D&D.
Putting the romance in necromancy
the nec-romancer
YES! YES! GREAT IDEA! I'M DOING THAT!
@@micakim-shapiro6035 Speech 100
@@micakim-shapiro6035 mother always told me to make friends, but I say "anything worth doing, is worth over doing"
YOOO Jason doing a powerwolf song
Soul_Of_Cinder they're one of those bands that sounds exactly like you'd think they would, but better somehow.
Probably a DM amen
White_Knight_25 and attack
Виталий Хрен bless your soul
White_Knight_25 They saw the chance and fucking took it.
"this performance seems a bit stiff" BOI how dare you! You earned yourself a like
1:40 the dark side is a pathway to many abilities some may consider...unnatural.
This didn’t look too *hard* to play
Of course!
They were playing expert difficulty~
It gets harder... but not in the game...
Great joke btw 😛
Too*
King of Kings I actually have a story about this. So in first grade I was going to learn the difference about “to” and “too” but I got sick and began barfing so I had to leave. The teacher was told to teach this to me in the summer but never did and I never look it up because I forget. But (correct me if I’m wrong) “to” is directional, while “too” is an adverb
I got stuff that I missed in claass due to different reasons and just got around learming it by using the language. A lot of stuff can easily be grabbed just by interacting with the language.
2:37 Zombie_hugs synced the shark emotes with the song (look at chat)
Szczuku DUDE THAT'S INCREDIBLE
A Godly Dude
Just noticed now. WHAT A FUCKING GOD
What
good eye, man
Oh good! A cat in the CatCam.
Nicklas Murray that's some good pussy.
Oh god, and during this song D:
Bear Grills ...why are you like this?
Nicklas Murray come on, this is a song about boners and sex and blowjobs, the joke was there.
Xell i think you meant :D
My friend and I were going back and forth on cool bands we’ve heard, and then he proclaimed;
“PowerWolf...fucking werewolf priests”
And I knew I had to listen to the metal they have wrought
well they're german Catholic werewolf vampire priests that somehow have no issue stepping into churches and that worship boners...
werewolf priests is therefore an understatement, which is hilarious lol
My friends and I refer to them as christian vampire furry metal
@@kevboard German Catholics? Must be Southerners.
Honestly one of my favourite bands
Coleus Sanctus is a good song by them too.
"I pray to Father, Son, Testosterone
In darkest Night,
don't leave my mind alone
Stand!
Forever be my demon
the resurrection of the carnivore
the mind of maleness turned to whitened stone
come and sanctify the seamen"
Sounds like a Viagra ad
Their stock would burst through the roof like my d*** if they did a heavy metal commercial like this.
NintendoWolf omg it should be
Lmao
Viagra the recipe for immortality.
That sounds like a great idea
God dammit I watched this twenty minutes ago and had to come back because my brain keeps saying "Resurrectionnnnahhh, by Erectiooooonahhh"
CYBER DEMON the boner is awaking (?)
That time when powerwolf just decided to troll everyone
Areth thou referring to every singular instance of them bringing forth a song from their depraved minds?
@@Ze_N00B tru
His face is the perfect representation of the emotions i felt the first time i heard this song.
I thought this was going to be a meme song, but it’s glorious!
Bruh I love Powerwolf
moop same, I’m hoping this one doesn’t get butchered by meme charts.
These guys are pretty badass live.
Me too. Theyre new songs are 2/3 on greatness too.
Same bro
They're legit my favorite band next to gojira
So basically Danny Sexbang is our immortal savior? AWESOME!
Danny, didn’t you know?
I’m gonna pre
I'm gonna fucking pre
You didn’t know that already? He is our one and only god.
I always knew he was a hero, i didn't know he was immortal.
"Performance seems stiff to me"
Unsubbed.
RIP
JasonParadise Best dad joke of the day
Subscribed.
I unsubbed, simply because that joke was so great I had to sub to you again.
This song is pretty... Hard.
so edgy.
If NSP end up covering this song, all shall be right with the world.
I love it when Powerwolf shitposts in the form of songs
Don't forget to resurrect every night before going to bed
When the songs meme themselves...
I never did any research ever to see it Powerwolf is an actual band of religious people, I just assumed they were. But now... Huh... I have my doubts.
Gonçalo Carneiro I think their bassist is Lutheran, but they're not actually a religious band. They just use A LOT of symbolism.
The band isn’t religious, they just like the aesthetic and use a lot of religious symbolism.
they more mock Christianity than anything.
Well, huuh, good to know! I guess. Quite misleading I must admit.
The Macca nah they don't
As embarassed as I am to admit it, I thoroughly enjoyed this song. Definitely wood listen to it again.😉
Ha... wood
This is the video that, 8 months ago, brought me my new favorite band and a whole lot of new friends
0:30 the meaning of fear in Jason's face lol
(btw I loved the cat's camera)
Is this what an erection sounds like?
g l o r i u s
RDrumz as a man i can confirm that every time we get an erection it plays this song, it's kind of embarrassing actually.
@@JahzielCL
We?
Are you kin of *The Collective* perhaps? Or do you just have a male partner.
@@nullpoint3346 im saying "we" as a collective of guys
Mate, I think-...
You know what? No.
Bye.
I have listened to this song more times than I can count and I've never picked up on the lyrics. Holy shit lol
Same dude
Yeah same here
"ill ask my brother to help me out"
-some lad in the chat
Please... Timestamp?
@Aleks thank you.
Literally jesus: "Is that all it takes to not die?"
This is certainly the strange concept for a metal song I've ever seen
Dude they made a song based on a the phrase Deus Vult, and the crusades....these guys live for the weird and wacky.
Fablesguy KOL also coleus Sanctus Wich if I remember means holy balls or something like that
You've clearly never heard a Tool song before.
xX_Seagull.exe_Xx 4.20 Yeah, it’s about Masturbation
You probably haven't heard the MLP rock opera album then lol.
When purgatory's waiting the girl immaculate ~*
The highest of commandments, dictates to copulate!
LordVader1094 no grave is animated you’re buried all alone
Obi-Wan Kenobi So let her work a wonder
And wake your flesh and bone!
Giova resurrection by erection, raise your bone up to the sky and you never die
@@AniW2x4 ditto
Hallelujah Resurrection!
The funeral is calling, the mortuary blow, between my legs I'm waking,
*I rise from down below!*
somebody really needs to chart out Powerwolf's new album.
Draimen Aral *_N I G H T S I D E O F S I B E R I A_*
Mythic Cobalt Nightside of Siberia and Venom of Venus are my favourites on the album.
Incense & Iron and Venom of Venus for me
Incense and Iron is the best powerwolf song.
Change my mind.
w2gMk armata strigoi?
I lost my shit when you said “performance seems a bit stiff to me.”
You thought it was a meme chart? But it was us, POWERWOLF!
HOWWWWWLLLLLL!
.....oh dear God why was that so good! I've never headbanged to a song about erections before!!!!!
Although, in this context, the term 'headbang' could be misinterpreted.
Wonder what head was banging
It's a real BANGER.
It's actually a great song. I have loved it for a while :P
I get the distinct impression that they were drunk, high, or both when they wrote and recorded this song.
It's a pretty smart mockery of celibacy, the extreme prudishness of catholicism in general and the _"go forth and multiply"_ line from the bible as well as some of its other sections. It's saying "hey, this is the stuff you would say you believe if you were honest" right in their faces.
I don’t know what they were doing when they made this song, but they need to keep doing it!
Well whatever they were doing, can they keep it up? This song is a fucking rager!
This dude laughing sounding like a reverse scooby doo
I still loves how jason almost says the "the point of no return" exactly in sync with the lyrics
POWERWOLF! God I love this band. Please play more Powerwolf, another song like this is "Coleus Sanctus" which in latin means "Holy Balls". They have a lot of good ones, and I'd love to see you play them.
I love powerwolf. This is the first song I heard by them
You heard Sanctified with Dynamite yet?
Nicholas Brewer OH MY GOD! You should listen the album “The sacrament of sin”
The best part is that this song unironically slaps.
"Let's... Come... Back to life!"
Phrasing!
His face the whole time screams "is this fucking real is this actually a thing XD?"
I love the cat cam 😍
Come on, Jason, don't stiff me like this. ;D
TheNerdySimulation I wont. I promise
Watching Jason realize this song is a FUCKIN BANGER in real-time was a treat.
"What kinda name is this?"
It's exactly what you think it is lmfao
*laughs knowing the translation of all of Stossgebet*
I looked into this band after hearing this for the first time, and no joke, they are actually really really fuckin good.
...and new stuff soon!
If the Blood Rite lasts longer than 4 hours please seek Clerical attention
"What kind of song name is this?"
Me: *vibrates in pure rage*
0:48 is insane dude
I don't know how many times I watch that video.
Great song, great reactions.
That's also that video that made me learned about Powerwolf which is great.
So glad you found a badass band through my goofy content. Appreciate the support! 🤘
This gives a whole new meaning to "coming back from the dead"
Quite literally at that.
I can appreciate the fact that this is a legitimate song, and not just an edit.
You should try Coleus Sanctus by Powerwolf, It's Latin for "Holy Balls"
I didn't realize it until I found an old lyric video of this song on youtube. This song is like 10 years old.
I love how Jason in the beginning sounds so innocent to the beauty he's about to witness
*Powerwolf :)*
Aww, so much people dont know about powerwolf, that sad =\
Not really haha
Jason: *Confused Headbanging*
That's all it took for Osiris after Isis found all of his dismembered body parts Set had scattered. All except, in some myths, his "bone"... That's where obelisks come from: an homage to a dead god's prosthetic rod. That's IIRC.... 😐
The story the singer tells before playing it live is pretty hilarious. 😁 This was my first Powerwolf song.
Your laugh is the best part of this video. It's so great!
I've just realized that "Resurrection" and "Hallelujah" have the same number of syllables as Waluigi, so I spent the whole song screaming WAAALUIIGIII
I hate you for this.
Waluigi by erection
Oh great, now you’ve got me doing it XD
@@afmghost1759 Resurrection by Waluigi
@@june-vz4rm raise your mushroom to the sky and you'll never ever die, hallelujah!
"I raise from down below"
...
The title sounds like a line eminem would have said in caterpillar
Dude your energy is wonderful, you're an absolute delight.
Appreciate the kind words 🤘
Love your reactions to this. Your faces, lol. And the chat's reactions are great too. Honestly pretty much some of my thoughts when I heard this song for the first time years ago. Love Powerwolf.
Yeah!!!! *JASONPARADISE HAS HIT 500K SUBS!!!!*
One of my favorite Powerwolf songs ^_^
3:09 I'm actually dying. Subbed. XD
This song is hilarious... But are we just gonna ignore how cute Terra was being here??
Your giggling throughout the video brings me such wholesome happiness~