I love when content is just straight up broken and could be fixed with a single day's work from a single person and then Paradox just ignores the problem for years.
Well yeah, cuz bugfix patches can't be sold as dlc, and we the playerbase don't really have in-genre alternatives to Pdx games, so we have to put up with their policy. On their side, they probably are forced to pay massive wages + allow a bunch of trade union privileges (this is Sweden after all), and the games are quite niche so I don't imagine they sell a lot. So they can't spend much developer time on fixing previous content, and need to make shit that sells, often at the expense of compatibility with prior developments. A tragic story it is.
@@areon400so yeah, pretty niche. Cmon, this is strategy games, even the biggest ones are hidden from the outside world, compared to other genres we are small.
@@KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva theres one dude that does a bump every few months and fixes a lot of issues Dont know why paradox doesnt cut him a check for columbian marching powder
my favorite part of this video was the moment when shallowexistence shouted "it's north sea time" and north sea'd all over the us and germany. truly the moment of all time
27:49 10 combatwithd is The Meta right nów because you can spam 10 withds with a 1000 Defense and great reinforcerate. So in Multiplayer it is one of The Most broken things in hoi4
By the way the inprove relations and the number for it only applies for before you select the forcus so ots better to do it before hand and wait then do the focus
Historically, Norway wanted to buy some tanks, but didn't have any money, so it bought a SINGLE tank, slapped some armor and an armored tube on it. IT DIDN'T SEE ANY COMBAT BY THE WAY. Really speaks volume at what state Norway was during WW2
oh also tip highlight you're units and i think its ctrl click the actual enemy unit it should be a blue arrow if so they wont take the tile but kill the unit
Thank your for playing MY COUNTRY! I love when MY COUNTRY is played in HEARTS OF IRON IV, also know as HOI4. Did YOU know that NORWAY is in that game? I LOVE when NORWAY.., MY COUNTRY, is being played in HEARTS OF IRON IV, AKA. HOI4.
I love when content is just straight up broken and could be fixed with a single day's work from a single person and then Paradox just ignores the problem for years.
Well yeah, cuz bugfix patches can't be sold as dlc, and we the playerbase don't really have in-genre alternatives to Pdx games, so we have to put up with their policy.
On their side, they probably are forced to pay massive wages + allow a bunch of trade union privileges (this is Sweden after all), and the games are quite niche so I don't imagine they sell a lot. So they can't spend much developer time on fixing previous content, and need to make shit that sells, often at the expense of compatibility with prior developments.
A tragic story it is.
@@Krom5072 Quite niche? They are literary one of the biggest companies in the strategy gaming.
@@areon400so yeah, pretty niche. Cmon, this is strategy games, even the biggest ones are hidden from the outside world, compared to other genres we are small.
Italian civil war in one sentence
@@KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva theres one dude that does a bump every few months and fixes a lot of issues
Dont know why paradox doesnt cut him a check for columbian marching powder
Trotsky was actually in Norway before going to Mexico
Can’t go to Mexico if you’re in the slammer!
@@_HollowBeing_hopefully he dont get epsteinned
26:24 I love how your intel is so bad that they think china might have 265 divisions or they have 1100 divisions
arms against tyranny hurt this man lol
my favorite part of this video was the moment when shallowexistence shouted "it's north sea time" and north sea'd all over the us and germany. truly the moment of all time
WeLcOmE tO aNoThEr RiVeTiNg EpIsOdE oF hOi4 fOrMaBlEs this sentence makes my day
Never question the portrait of Marx. You don't wanna know where those men come from.
"I know Norway is like the neglected child of Scandinavia"
Iceland: -_-
literally the most neglectful thing he could say
23:50 - A topical question that many people still ask to this day
DID I HEAR OIL???🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🗽🔥🔥🔥
27:49 10 combatwithd is The Meta right nów because you can spam 10 withds with a 1000 Defense and great reinforcerate. So in Multiplayer it is one of The Most broken things in hoi4
They were trying to help me and I mocked them for it 😔
the British generals sending another division into Dublin (they will definitely capture Ireland this time)
Hey its my country, Norway. Also thanks for releasing a vid on my birthday!
Happy birthday
@@braylen5830 Thanks😁
30:17 “There’s only two types of people I hate in the world. Those intolerant to other people’s culture, and the Dutch.”
*Dr. Evil gives him a weird look*
Fun fact: 10 width is actually meta for infantry because of how they fit into all terrain easy, and how they stack suppory company bonuses.
The high you get from forming the North sea empire does not heal the mental damage you get trying to form the north sea empire.
Nothing shouts Paradox more than broken content that would take all of 3 hours to actually fix and is yet still broken
then fix it yourself lol
Wow, never thought id ever see Hollowbeing having fun
This man is either insane or dedicated or both
¿Por que no los dos?
I say he’s both
This channel its so underrated , so funny . congrats dude
hey you are correct I'm going to both anger management AND therapy i AM a mental patient!
Trotsky popping up in random countries as usual
As a Norwegian I'm just glad ur trying :3 BUT I rly want more vids on norway :3
oh hell yea my main hoi 4 youtuber thats actually funny
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are grey..
I'm norwegian and I can confirm you pronounced everything perfectly
And "Hærens Flyvevaaben" means the army's airweapon in danish (and old norwegian)
39:43 idk why but just seeing Paraguay and hearing this guy monotone voice after playing hours just killed me XDDD
0:21 Noooooooo! As a swede, the danes as the big one hurt my eyes. Also the neglected child of scandinavia is Estonia.
Estonia will never be Scandinavian
I don’t even need to see the video, I already know this will be a banger!
2:52 thanks to this video i now know this is a piggy bank and not a man screaming in pain while his face gets shattered!
By the way the inprove relations and the number for it only applies for before you select the forcus so ots better to do it before hand and wait then do the focus
I literally had a dream about Norway today (and I was sweden) and u upload a norway vid lol
dreaming about countries is very normal
the days that you dont upload are my most boring days❤
I love your videos so much 😢 dont leave us
Norway mentioned! 🇳🇴🗿
Always funny! Thanks for your hard work. 😮
Canadian man posted, day made
oh yes our lord hath bestowed us yet another means of joy hurraaah
THE FUCKING CAMERA PAN TO SEE PARAGUAY OWNING ALL OF SOUTH AMERICA HOLY SHIT IM CRYING
Historically, Norway wanted to buy some tanks, but didn't have any money, so it bought a SINGLE tank, slapped some armor and an armored tube on it.
IT DIDN'T SEE ANY COMBAT BY THE WAY. Really speaks volume at what state Norway was during WW2
And yet we lasted longer than France
I like these late game braindead times where you just dtop playing or caring
I like how your country leader was progressively losing sanity as the game went
Another week another loss of mental sanity
2:57 We can rebuild him, we have the technology tree...
I like how luxemburg and belgium were just chillin the entire time watching the world burn
Quisling is basically Norway's Benedict Arnold for a bit of context on him getting so bad XD
As a fellow mental ward patient, I agree
I had no idea Xaymacan flag is so sick! holy-moly
This is why you should always play on historic, I find that on random, basically nothing happens x)
bro managed to do a world conquest with a nordic nation meanwhile i barely can beat italy with the byzantium
10:51 vanilla hoi4 is crazier than most of the mods
the papers please ending reference was peak
oh also tip highlight you're units and i think its ctrl click the actual enemy unit it should be a blue arrow if so they wont take the tile but kill the unit
Another rat brought by the mouse💯💯
27:46
Jonas be that guy working himself to death
and your his coworker trying to tell him to slow down because he’s always dead
Only L in this video is quisling
Bro thought I wouldn’t notice the sun and moon soundtrack
oh btw Great War redux is a great mod for learning naval I knew nothing and sunk 40 Austrian destroyers in one battle, u should try it
yo is this the music of proffesor layton?
The thumbnail photo is how I look when I play hoi4 instead of touching grass
A sacrifice to the algorithm
Thank your for playing MY COUNTRY! I love when MY COUNTRY is played in HEARTS OF IRON IV, also know as HOI4. Did YOU know that NORWAY is in that game? I LOVE when NORWAY.., MY COUNTRY, is being played in HEARTS OF IRON IV, AKA. HOI4.
Hyperborea shall reign supreme
please make more channels in your discord server like general PLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
Black Ice when???
200 views in 5 minutes? Bro had a glow up
"Lets nuke this city."
"Oh whoops, I missed. Let's try again"
I don't know why that instantly sent me but that was perfect.
Professor Layton
the friend that lowkey lost the twinkle in they eye
@LeifTunteri-s7r nah i just know this guy irl lmfao
I love random Pokemon music in my Hoi4 videos
As a fellow mentalward patient I aproove.
old hollow being would’ve had 2 trillion views by now 🤣
all radiated on the western front
Well done bro you are strongest with brown colour🎉
Still waiting on that gotterdammerung tsk tsk tsk.
Day 340 of asking Hollow to wake up.
Wake up. Please.
Your mother and I are deeply worried about you. We miss you.
Please wake up.
Yooo i Was Mentioned thx man
every single norwegian word you tried saying was not even close
World conquest as Mariana islands
We all know the best formable is nordic unity as Iceland
Yes
whats the chill music at the start of the vid? sounded amzing
it's a track from professor layton idk which one
At least not another africa suffering video
I never realosed it was a pig in half. I awalys thought it was a head split in half
5:51 fucking jumpscared me
Do Ottomans with the chaos mod for more suffering
play viking Iceland next
Thanks for the tutorial on how to get Piss yellow Norway
I genuinely can't that the Norwegian fascist guy pans towards the players😭
9:27 yeah! at least when they surrendered to germany the germans had crossed the borders
Oh hell yes, my depression was getting better, and i needed a new dose!
3:28 lol before he even said that i did a double take like why does norway have a thai related focus
2:36 bleach reference
You should play the Animatronica mod for HOI4
Ah yes, when you accidentally nuke the wrong city.
Top 10 thug shaker moment 💯💯💯💯
Hey hollow is it hollow ??
16:35 that's literally me 😐😑💀
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Sure its at war with a major, but that major IS Italy.
North Sea Empire now,.
Yes, yes it is hollow