r/Askreddit Lawyers, What Was Your "HOLD IT!" Moment Where You Knew You Would Win?

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  • @MaximNightFury
    @MaximNightFury 3 года назад +271

    "the first post was by Phoenix Left"
    Best name for the question

    • @SonicTimewarp
      @SonicTimewarp 2 года назад +26

      To be fair, if I was a Defence Attorney I’d make usernames with Phoenix Wright puns

  • @kat.rulesall
    @kat.rulesall 3 года назад +1099

    “Drinking while intoxicated” 😂

    • @bland9876
      @bland9876 3 года назад +27

      That's how you get alcohol posening

    • @thefroglord257
      @thefroglord257 3 года назад +57

      Ah, yes, alcohol poisoning. The worst crime of all.

    • @catxray1603
      @catxray1603 3 года назад +45

      @@thefroglord257 ALL HAIL THE FROG LORD! HE HAS SHOWN HIMSELF TO US MERE MORTALS! THIS IS A BLESSED DAY THAT SHALL BE REMEMBERED THROUGH HISTORY

    • @novastar3990
      @novastar3990 3 года назад +27

      @@thefroglord257 FROG LORD!!! FROG LORD!!! FROG LORD!!!

    • @ItssMitch
      @ItssMitch 3 года назад +6

      I love me some alcohol poisoning

  • @charadremurr2365
    @charadremurr2365 3 года назад +2025

    ANYONE WHO COACHES A CHILD TO GET SOMEONE IN TROUBLE SHOULD BE ARRESTED

    • @andrewedmunds4583
      @andrewedmunds4583 3 года назад +216

      Using children in such a way should be considered abuse, since the kid can’t understand what their actions are doing.

    • @callmewolf3910
      @callmewolf3910 3 года назад +17

      1,000,000,000% agree

    • @franl155
      @franl155 3 года назад +39

      Does leading count the same as coaching? There was a case in Scotland ages ago about alleged "Satanic ritual abuse" allegedly involving children. The children were questioned by authorities, who "subtly" showed them devil and witch dolls and pictures and asked questions that clearly wanted to hear a "yes" in response.

    • @RiptoGakt
      @RiptoGakt 3 года назад +8

      This. If there were anything, anything at all, that would otherwise get my blood boiling faster than idiots being idiotic or some scumbag smugly smiling in a heartbeat...it would be this.

    • @QuakePR
      @QuakePR 3 года назад +3

      Da fuq is your pfp

  • @daltorinho
    @daltorinho 4 года назад +780

    This is my dream job. Saying people are wrong.

    • @djerabek1
      @djerabek1 3 года назад +29

      You mean saying dumb people are wrong

    • @MiroslavMiroljubic
      @MiroslavMiroljubic 3 года назад +15

      @@djerabek1 Isnt that the same thing?

    • @owaisahmed3303
      @owaisahmed3303 3 года назад +18

      @@MiroslavMiroljubic No you're wrong

    • @MiroslavMiroljubic
      @MiroslavMiroljubic 3 года назад +9

      @@owaisahmed3303 Ok thanks for clearing that out.

    • @owaisahmed3303
      @owaisahmed3303 3 года назад +3

      @@MiroslavMiroljubic i was making a joke.. about the original commenter ya dummy

  • @geistgrace6452
    @geistgrace6452 3 года назад +224

    I Love how Phoenix Wright is seen as a rookie, yet had taken multiple murder cases and won.

    • @Prix-cp5qc
      @Prix-cp5qc 3 года назад +17

      He was seen as a rookie in the trilogy. After AJ he was seen as a legend.

    • @MaximNightFury
      @MaximNightFury 3 года назад +4

      @@Prix-cp5qc *after T&T
      He was considered one before he fell from grace

    • @Prix-cp5qc
      @Prix-cp5qc 3 года назад

      @@MaximNightFury oke

    • @potatospeedwagon3994
      @potatospeedwagon3994 2 года назад +3

      @@MaximNightFury
      Then he got his badge back and everyone knows he's not f-ing around.

    • @MaximNightFury
      @MaximNightFury 2 года назад +7

      @@potatospeedwagon3994 You know he's not f-ing around when he trials a whole dang court system as a way to screw over the guy who took his career out

  • @Dotterelly
    @Dotterelly 3 года назад +774

    "why would he threaten a gay person with rape, wouldn't that make him gay?" - nope. Rape is always about power over someone, not about attraction.

    • @DHTheAlaskan
      @DHTheAlaskan 3 года назад +25

      100% true

    • @Tiggster-qr8mw
      @Tiggster-qr8mw 3 года назад +49

      wow if that's true then that makes it so much worse

    • @DHTheAlaskan
      @DHTheAlaskan 3 года назад +89

      @@Tiggster-qr8mw that's the main reason prison rape happens, it is about power and the display of said power.

    • @calycalyps0
      @calycalyps0 3 года назад +62

      While i agree in that case
      Not always
      Sometimes it's about a person wanting sex and giving no fucks about the victim
      Equally bad but not about power

    • @calycalyps0
      @calycalyps0 3 года назад +50

      The reason i am pointing this out is because it is important for victims to know that: no. Just because your husband/wife or what ever trusted person "didn't have the intention of hurting you" it is still rape. You are allowed to call it that and you are absolutely valid in feeling raped because it still is.
      I know this sounds logical to some. But as a victim i did struggle with the thought of "but what if he didn't want to hurt me.. what if it wasn't about power for him", as my ex truly was just a horny piece of shit.

  • @lucasexacustides3282
    @lucasexacustides3282 4 года назад +821

    Phoenix Wright: Hold It!
    Danganropa: No That’s Wrong!

    • @Cursedyoshiexe
      @Cursedyoshiexe 3 года назад +5

      @Niael Negash Aw *** here we go again, your not a true jojo fan your the type of people to comment everywhere OrAoRaOrA or MuDa or KO no dio da or in this yare yara daze

    • @WinterBoots15
      @WinterBoots15 3 года назад +6

      Someone got that grump culture

    • @Keithhh_
      @Keithhh_ 3 года назад +8

      you mean every dr protag ever lol

    • @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779
      @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 3 года назад +3

      Not so fast!

    • @stgkgrimm7600
      @stgkgrimm7600 3 года назад +6

      Isn't that right leon

  • @lauradark2942
    @lauradark2942 4 года назад +1810

    I can just hear Phoenix's *"H O L D I T !"* and *"O B J E C T I O N !"* lol

    • @toaster2822
      @toaster2822 3 года назад +32

      Never even played or watched the game, but I do too

    • @lauradark2942
      @lauradark2942 3 года назад +30

      @@toaster2822Me neither. But I've heard it enough to know it. (Most of it was from henry stickmin: Breaking the bank. That one court scene.)

    • @pros_0143
      @pros_0143 3 года назад +33

      T A K E T H A T !

    • @skysalt3294
      @skysalt3294 3 года назад +6

      I can also hear it

    • @anakinskywalker7208
      @anakinskywalker7208 3 года назад +9

      @@toaster2822 OBJECTION

  • @PotterBrony82
    @PotterBrony82 3 года назад +645

    Actually it sounds like she was saying “well, the companies rules don’t apply, because I AM GOD!!!!”

    • @shadowman7307
      @shadowman7307 3 года назад +16

      @@whatshouldmynamebe987 I guessed "my ego", which really surprised me a few seconds later :D

    • @oops.its.raquan4599
      @oops.its.raquan4599 3 года назад +2

      Well....God is a woman

    • @tooth2887
      @tooth2887 3 года назад +1

      imagine having god work for you then getting sued by said god.

    • @ATemplarIGuess
      @ATemplarIGuess 2 года назад +2

      @@oops.its.raquan4599 actually god is a they

  • @jett9631
    @jett9631 3 года назад +104

    Ah yes the worst crime of all “running a green light” such a heinous act!

    • @calycalyps0
      @calycalyps0 3 года назад +7

      Prison is not a big enough punishment. Send them to doctor phil

    • @superpisser
      @superpisser Год назад +5

      @@calycalyps0 nahhhh send them to jesus.

    • @SinisterScoundrel6562
      @SinisterScoundrel6562 Год назад +1

      Karen's Law

  • @13BGunBunny
    @13BGunBunny 3 года назад +134

    "Sadly for him, his microphone was still on." Oof!

    • @SH-qs7ee
      @SH-qs7ee 3 года назад +4

      More like luckily for her; this guy sounds like one of those people they make tele-movies about.

    • @keeganlafferty1395
      @keeganlafferty1395 3 года назад

      D'OH!!!

  • @RoboBongoCuckooCop
    @RoboBongoCuckooCop 3 года назад +594

    that cop one where he deliberately lied on the stand just goes to show that the thin blue line simply does not fly. If it was a civilian who had lied on the stand or shot an unarmed person then they would have the book thrown at them hard. But because it's a cop nothing happens - because then cops will go on strike, blah blah blah. Bad cops should be thrown under the bus, keep the good ones good and throw the bad ones out with the trash

    • @animeotaku307
      @animeotaku307 3 года назад +88

      It doesn’t help that it’s their own folks who investigate and decide what to do with them; of course they’re not going to do anything to their buddies aside from maybe a slap on the wrist.

    • @annhester4703
      @annhester4703 3 года назад +27

      Acab.

    • @MelissiaBlackheart
      @MelissiaBlackheart 3 года назад +50

      @Maddison Cutler They're a cop because it makes them feel good to have power over others.

    • @NEPAAlchey
      @NEPAAlchey 3 года назад +30

      Really small departments or really big ones are notorious for this. Lying in court should be an instant, permanent firing from the entire field.

    • @zackolander5568
      @zackolander5568 3 года назад +4

      @@NEPAAlchey yeah most departments don’t have those issues, it’s usually really small ones

  • @fiaflora9585
    @fiaflora9585 3 года назад +71

    r/AskReddit is my favorite sub. I love seeing real people covering it, instead of robot voices. Please do more!

    • @kevinsundelin8639
      @kevinsundelin8639 Год назад

      Agreed, the TTS channels are nice white noise but I like listening to the stories too and the TTS gives me s headache after a while

  • @gerrard1144
    @gerrard1144 3 года назад +309

    EP: *puts OP's uncle in jail*
    Uncle: *uno reverse cars*

    • @sakuraorchid877
      @sakuraorchid877 3 года назад +14

      Wait so there’s uno reverse cars?! :O

    • @pepsi6557
      @pepsi6557 3 года назад +11

      Uno reverse cars by honda. get them today for 35% off

    • @Jays1256
      @Jays1256 3 года назад +5

      Only at your local Honda store

    • @pepsi6557
      @pepsi6557 3 года назад +4

      @@Jays1256 *honda theme plays*

    • @zerobolt9506
      @zerobolt9506 3 года назад +2

      @@pepsi6557 I have a nice Honda car for my first car ever.

  • @delinquents00
    @delinquents00 3 года назад +71

    Second story:
    My dad and step mom got divorced a couple years back. My dad, for whatever reason, decided to give my step mom access to our business account that my dad takes money from (and puts back) for the business. She saw him taking money out of it and claimed he was somehow stealing from her.
    Well she failed to tell her lawyer that it was our business account and that my dad had records of taking money out and putting it back in after a little bit of time for the past, at least, 15 years.
    We’re in court (she was basically trying to take everything from my dad) and her lawyer brings all this up. You should have seen the look on her face when my dad’s lawyer showed receipts that not only was it our business account but that my dads been doing that exact same thing for over a decade.

  • @gontaisgentleman1001
    @gontaisgentleman1001 4 года назад +64

    I started to watch this and my brother asked me if I was regular of this channel and I said I am and he was very happy.

  • @Ren-rx4pl
    @Ren-rx4pl 3 года назад +182

    The fact that you, even through all the crap in 2020, you've still posted a video everyday

    • @addiction2409
      @addiction2409 3 года назад +5

      Thats dedication

    • @jonathanadkins6425
      @jonathanadkins6425 3 года назад +6

      2020 doesn’t stop Karen’s

    • @AmeBren
      @AmeBren 3 года назад +6

      It’s also his job so it makes sense to post when he can

    • @barneythedinosaur3256
      @barneythedinosaur3256 3 года назад +1

      It's his job

    • @MalekitGJ
      @MalekitGJ 3 года назад +1

      I feel offended that the fist in your avatar isn't black.

  • @raquelwoodard4208
    @raquelwoodard4208 3 года назад +27

    My landlord was the coolest. When I told her I got a settlement she said " I love you both as tenants, but you need to get a house." She was more of a friend than a landlord.

  • @counterfeit4450
    @counterfeit4450 3 года назад +8

    I love my daily routine. I head to work early in the morning, usually listening to old Rslash episodes in my car on the way. Then I run to grab breakfast on my first break and I sit and eat in my car while listening to the new episode right as it comes out.
    Rslash is literally my routine. Love you man! 🥺

  • @andrewalvarez6632
    @andrewalvarez6632 3 года назад +414

    R/slash: "I know my audience is young like highschool or college."
    Me, in middle school: *I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you.*

    • @kaz.not.komputing78
      @kaz.not.komputing78 3 года назад +16

      I'm literally 12 ✨

    • @hajimehinata5674
      @hajimehinata5674 3 года назад +10

      I'm going into highschool this year lol

    • @pyro014
      @pyro014 3 года назад +7

      @@hajimehinata5674 Same lol

    • @c.ludwig8344
      @c.ludwig8344 3 года назад +7

      8th grader here lol

    • @KSS7000
      @KSS7000 3 года назад +11

      I’m a quirky 4 year old 🤪🤪

  • @rougepilot5513
    @rougepilot5513 3 года назад +17

    "running a green light" lmao, imagine failing your driving exam for running a green light.

    • @franl155
      @franl155 3 года назад

      That's as serious as using a pedestrian crossing when the lights are green ... jaywalking charge for sure.

  • @gerrard1144
    @gerrard1144 3 года назад +79

    Company:*has higher power*
    Karen: I'ma pretend i didn't see that

  • @djtheduc9720
    @djtheduc9720 3 года назад +66

    When you accidentally run a green light
    👁👄👁
    *Oh no*

    • @thENDweDIE
      @thENDweDIE 3 года назад

      Just like the professor says in *SMACK TALK* about women empowerment!
      Oh ya....btw Utube SMACK TALK... treat yourself...
      HaHa I said "eat yourself"

    • @djtheduc9720
      @djtheduc9720 3 года назад +2

      @@thENDweDIE
      ?????

    • @lazyliongames5858
      @lazyliongames5858 3 года назад

      @@djtheduc9720 I think he was high on... something

    • @invalidpersn4496
      @invalidpersn4496 3 года назад

      o - O
      Well frick

    • @annabelle5640
      @annabelle5640 3 года назад +1

      @@lazyliongames5858 Hear me out...
      What if he was a child high on sugar...

  • @StrawberriesNInk
    @StrawberriesNInk 3 года назад +27

    During my parents divorce my dad tried to coach me, not because he was mean but because he was heartbroken. My mom cheated on him with a guy and that same guy was now living with us, my dad taught me to say that I wanted to live with only him and I hated my entire moms side. Several year laters I love all three of my parents, I know what my mom did was wrong but shes not a bad person. The marriage was set up to fail because she only got pregnant 3 weeks after they met so they only stayed together for my sake. I love my parents.

    • @pugmcmuffins9282
      @pugmcmuffins9282 3 года назад +6

      Well... I can see how both sides are wrong but at the end of the day it's not like your dad coached you to say that your step dad sexually abused and your mom knew and allowed it to happen. And as long as all of the treat you right, that's all that matters.

    • @Harmthuria
      @Harmthuria 2 года назад +2

      Good for you.

  • @therod789
    @therod789 4 года назад +147

    My "HOLD UP MOMENT" was probably in among us when the impostor's story contradicted itself.

    • @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779
      @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 3 года назад +13

      No, I did not vent in the cafeteria in front of everybody, just ask them.

    • @lazyliongames5858
      @lazyliongames5858 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @child4827
      @child4827 2 года назад +4

      Purple: I was with Green the whole round!
      Green: I was with Purple the whole round!
      (Next meeting)
      Purple: I've been with Pink the whole game!
      Green: I was with Blue the whole game!
      Me(Blue): HOLD UP!

    • @pennypearls5030
      @pennypearls5030 2 года назад +3

      Was playing among us with my friends. My sister, a newish player, didn't know that when re-directing power, you gotta go to the electric room first. So, when at the start of the game, I saw her go to to the part 2 of that task before anything else. So I turned around, called an emergency meeting, voted her off, and that won the game! She hated me for that lol!

  • @AntwonKentley
    @AntwonKentley 3 года назад +7

    19:55 “my friend is a drinking while intoxicated attorney” lol it’s driving while intoxicated

  • @gerrard1144
    @gerrard1144 3 года назад +11

    Karen: YOU'RE RUNNING A GREEN LIGHT!!
    Wait that ain't right....

  • @angerdoggo6871
    @angerdoggo6871 3 года назад +78

    "most of my audience is college and highschool students."
    Me in middle school be like 👁️👄👁️

    • @franl155
      @franl155 3 года назад +8

      And me with my old age pension book in hand ...

    • @ElleriaZer
      @ElleriaZer 3 года назад +7

      And me firmly in the middle, around 10 years out of college.

    • @louisemccallum2345
      @louisemccallum2345 3 года назад +4

      And me; 3 centuries deceased, but still going strong! 😉🤫

    • @That1guyiknow
      @That1guyiknow 3 года назад +1

      Me in 5th grade

    • @Ella-or9tq
      @Ella-or9tq 3 года назад +1

      Me in elementary with my grandmother's phone 👁 👄👁

  • @TomJeffries1
    @TomJeffries1 3 года назад +12

    “I Am Not A Lawyer” does not abbreviate well.

  • @overprocuz7289
    @overprocuz7289 3 года назад +11

    Man that first story. No one can survive a “this you?”

  • @NappyWayz
    @NappyWayz 3 года назад +18

    “Lawyers of Reddit have you...?” Most stories, “I’m not a lawyer, BUT...”🤪🤷‍♂️

  • @princess_shymiera
    @princess_shymiera 3 года назад +58

    The cop at Buffalo Wild Wings is another reason people scream, "ACAB!" at the top of their lungs

  • @emilyemily9831
    @emilyemily9831 3 года назад +10

    As someone going to law school, this is my favorite subreddit.

  • @SpiderS0nic
    @SpiderS0nic 4 года назад +104

    Video: what's your HOLD IT moment Thumbnail: OBJECTION

    • @MiroslavMiroljubic
      @MiroslavMiroljubic 3 года назад +8

      Lies, deception

    • @catrielmarignaclionti4518
      @catrielmarignaclionti4518 3 года назад +5

      when phoenix does "hold it" and "objection" he uses the same animation

    • @SpiderS0nic
      @SpiderS0nic 3 года назад +6

      @@catrielmarignaclionti4518 so? It still says objection and not hold it

    • @catrielmarignaclionti4518
      @catrielmarignaclionti4518 3 года назад +3

      @@SpiderS0nic didnt read lmao

    • @lynniewood
      @lynniewood 3 года назад

      Idk if rslash knows that pheonix says hold it haha, it might just be there because he's a famous lawer character and thats his signature line

  • @christianha3092
    @christianha3092 3 года назад +64

    I'd like to point out the first guy showed was called u/Phoenix_Left.

  • @corrupt1user
    @corrupt1user 2 года назад +3

    "She fought against her own lawyer to avoid paying him"
    And THAT is why you ALWAYS demand a retainer from someone accused of refusing to pay.

  • @certifiedfurry
    @certifiedfurry 3 года назад +9

    "Im not a lawyer"
    "IANAL"
    Best. Acronym Ever.
    (BAE)

  • @humanoid251
    @humanoid251 3 года назад +2

    You’re right rSlash, I graduated college last year and thanks to these videos I know that if I ever move into an apartment take pictures of everything, keep a paper trail, read up on tenant laws and definitely have renters insurance and if I ever get a blue collar job, HR is to keep the company safe not me and always have a paper trail

  • @tomdean1876
    @tomdean1876 3 года назад +34

    I played Ace Wight Attorney, is it a stretch to put "amateur lawyer" on my resume?

    • @SporkSlayer
      @SporkSlayer 3 года назад +12

      If you stream Ace Attorney and get donations, you can put "professional lawyer" on your resume.

    • @Prix-cp5qc
      @Prix-cp5qc 3 года назад +3

      Please put that in your resume.

    • @SkunkApe407
      @SkunkApe407 3 года назад +2

      I would strongly suggest you don't.

    • @BioshockChar
      @BioshockChar 3 года назад +3

      Don't forget to play LA Noire

  • @Skoll-Hati
    @Skoll-Hati 2 года назад +1

    Astonishing amount of respect for that uncle. A true man right there

  • @songohan3321
    @songohan3321 3 года назад +209

    The Redditors usernames is sometimes more amusing than the stories.

    • @thENDweDIE
      @thENDweDIE 3 года назад +17

      Like farts with an accent too good

    • @knight7297
      @knight7297 3 года назад +15

      like pheonix left

    • @noyansharifi7895
      @noyansharifi7895 3 года назад +9

      Phoenix left hit me too hard 😂

    • @pikachuchris6302
      @pikachuchris6302 3 года назад +4

      Bros before touhous doesn't make any sense, why would you choose your bros over cute women who are so op, that they needed to be sealed away in an alternate dimension bordering our own. (sarcasm) but seriously though the touhou series is great, and reimu needs to be put in smash

    • @songohan3321
      @songohan3321 3 года назад +1

      @@pikachuchris6302 Yakumo Yukari approved of this message.

  • @MsYasami
    @MsYasami 2 года назад +1

    Every now and then, I come back to enjoy this brilliant stories again.

  • @emilybenton6890
    @emilybenton6890 3 года назад +8

    Lol 20:00 “Drinking when Intoxicated”

  • @prettykit4
    @prettykit4 3 года назад +2

    The way you voice the jerk people kills me. So many times have I died laughing while out in public while people looked at me like I was nuts.

  • @corrupt1user
    @corrupt1user 2 года назад +3

    There's a special place in hell for people who coach kids to commit crimes, and an even more special place when people coach kids to frame others for crimes. "Bearing false witness" is literally one of the ten commandments for a reason, whether or not you believe the rest of the book.

  • @everydayjokes2321
    @everydayjokes2321 4 года назад +125

    Joke of the day:
    What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
    *a carrot*

    • @pigeonfan7823
      @pigeonfan7823 4 года назад +2

      Hehehehehe

    • @everydayjokes2321
      @everydayjokes2321 3 года назад +1

      @Jack Empire Good one, if you comment that on one of my videos it could be featured :)

    • @no1halofreakkatty2
      @no1halofreakkatty2 3 года назад

      I told my sibling. It hit lol

    • @shakisyaboi991
      @shakisyaboi991 3 года назад +1

      @ShutmonMayhem Neo you're 80 years late to that joke. adolf hitler already made that joke above.

    • @tinyaxolotl9149
      @tinyaxolotl9149 3 года назад

      M O N O K U M A L A U G H

  • @blue_is_not_sad
    @blue_is_not_sad 3 года назад +13

    A recently retired cop just started work at my job and he calls himself Tommy

    • @franl155
      @franl155 3 года назад +2

      Surprised the cop in the story didn't want them to call him "Uncle Tommy"

  • @matthewbare255
    @matthewbare255 3 года назад +71

    This entire video can be summed up in 5 words: "Omae wa mou shindeiru" "Nani?"

    • @jaddelarosa6643
      @jaddelarosa6643 3 года назад +1

      Nice bro

    • @dylanortiz9493
      @dylanortiz9493 3 года назад +1

      iS ThAt a Jojo refReNcE

    • @lazyliongames5858
      @lazyliongames5858 3 года назад +1

      @@dylanortiz9493 the fact that it's become a jojo reference even though it's from a different anime is just hilarious
      Also
      Trash-chan probably is someone's waifu

    • @invalidpersn4496
      @invalidpersn4496 3 года назад

      @@dylanortiz9493 actually from a member of the jojo cum munity referencing jojo is actually a jojo refrence

    • @SnailSnail-lo4pm
      @SnailSnail-lo4pm 3 года назад

      @@invalidpersn4496 actually as a jojo fan speaking english is a jojo reference

  • @amorasilverspark
    @amorasilverspark 2 года назад +28

    I remember a green light story I know of. My mother got pulled over by the cop for driving thru a green light. The cop wrote on the ticket "ran through a green light." When my mom went to court, she of course contested the ticket. The cop was there, and he admitted to the judge that he was doing a double shift on the night he issued the ticket. My mom got paid for the day of work she was forced to miss.

    • @inventiveowl395
      @inventiveowl395 2 года назад +6

      Honestly, I'm feeling sorry for all parties involved in this. Working double shifts shouldn't be a thing but when you don't have enough people, there sometimes isn't a choice..

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 10 месяцев назад

      @@inventiveowl395 kinda wild how some districts can't afford enough beat cops while others have a whole SWAT team in a tank roll up for domestic disturbances.
      The country seriously needs some massive reforms.

  • @UnderscoreKikimo
    @UnderscoreKikimo 3 года назад +25

    The winning lawyers: *You thought I was losing, BUT IT WAS I, WINNING THE CASE*

    • @SnailSnail-lo4pm
      @SnailSnail-lo4pm 3 года назад +2

      Your honor, my defense is-
      PURE EVIDENCE!
      *bass boosted farts or whatever play*
      See your honor? This case... Is now won.

  • @blurrycolors4615
    @blurrycolors4615 4 года назад +61

    These stories got Danganronpa "No that's wrong!" vibes

    • @JustSilverCh
      @JustSilverCh 3 года назад +4

      I can just picture Makoto doing his thinkin face and yelling "I've got it!!"

    • @tls-vw2yn
      @tls-vw2yn 3 года назад +1

      @@JustSilverCh now I’m just imagining Togami saying “tell 'em Naegi”

    • @silverflight01
      @silverflight01 3 года назад +1

      *OBJECTION! THAT'S WRONG*

  • @BobBlumenfeld
    @BobBlumenfeld 3 года назад

    A refreshing change from the usual Choosing Beggars, Entitled Parents, Malicious Compliance and various levels of Revenge stories. Thank you.

  • @Jedi_Spartan
    @Jedi_Spartan 3 года назад +14

    5:20 I thought she'd be a Religious Karen and say God.

  • @TheJege12
    @TheJege12 2 года назад

    I've listened to this one so many times, and "running a green light" always gets me like nothing else

  • @carlindel.8800
    @carlindel.8800 3 года назад +8

    rSlash's karen voice will always be in my head.

  • @penneykara6143
    @penneykara6143 3 года назад +4

    I love your channel, and I have been watching for probably a year or two now, and you never changed, unlike most of my used-to-be favorite youtubers

  • @BaytonTrue
    @BaytonTrue 3 года назад +10

    Demon slayer but lawyer edition, "THERES THE OPENING CASE!"

  • @bonniefazbear635
    @bonniefazbear635 3 года назад

    this is honestly one of the best rSlash videos currently

  • @ashielilystar6134
    @ashielilystar6134 4 года назад +50

    I can HEAR the Phoenix Wright voice in my head yelling out the different voice lines
    ps if you can name all the voice lines you are a true ace attorney fan
    you don’t have to comment or like
    I just wanted to tell you this

  • @birdsatalcatraz
    @birdsatalcatraz 3 года назад +2

    I enjoyed this one more than I thought I would’ve, more like this please xx

  • @ispyamoose
    @ispyamoose 3 года назад +6

    Unfortunately, I was also coerced as a child, by my paternal grandmother. In the early 90s in NJ, you had to be separated 18 months before officially divorcing. My folks split when I was like 5, and the divorce finalized when I turned 6. My folks lived in the same town so they had 50/50 custody of my older brother and me. We were with my mom one week, and my father one week. My nana had to move in with my dad to help raise my brother and me while he worked. I suspect she was resentful of this, since I had special needs, but her front was that she absolutely hated my mom for "ruining my dad's life". A year after my folks finalized their divorce, my mom realized she was gay. This is relevant because we moved in with her now wife and her 4 children, who are now my step siblings. The family knew my dad before they knew my mom actually. Anyway, my nana had suspicions about my mom being in a relationship with a woman but could never prove it. I had special needs when I was younger, and needed help bathing until I was about 7-8. My mom was going through cancer treatment at this time, and I knew she was sick. I woke up one morning and wanted to take a bath without asking my mom to help so she could sleep. My oldest stepbrother was awake, so I asked for his help. He was 14 and I was 6. He made a bubble bath, let me get undressed and in the tub while he was outside of the room so I had privacy. I had the bubbles for more privacy, and he kept the curtain closed until I asked for help with the things I needed help with, like rinsing my hair or washing my back. My nana somehow found out about this one isolated incident, said that's what rape is, and went to the police and said my stepbrother raped me. Police asked me for my statement with my nana there. She'd say what I "claimed" happened, and end each statement with, "Right Rachel?" She would be emotionally abusive if I didn't listen to her, so I said yes, because she told me that's what rape meant. We went to court and I was going to be a witness. A prosecutor sat down with me by myself and asked for my story. I gave like 10 different stories, because I no longer had my nana there to tell me what to say. It was obvious that I was coached. I was deemed an unreliable witness, but my stepbrother was still charged with lewd conduct, didn't have to register thankfully, and my brother and I were never able to live with our mom again. We were only allowed to have visitation, never in the home. I had court mandated therapy for a rape that never happened. It wasn't until I was 12 that, one day, I learned what rape really was in school, remembered everything I was told and what really happened, and kept telling the therapist nothing happened. Then she said I was lying, something had to have happened, and demanded to know why I was lying. I know I was a child and was manipulated, but I've carried the guilt my whole life that my stepbrother was convicted of something that never happened, because I said it did.

  • @sandvichguy
    @sandvichguy 3 года назад +2

    The lady who said that "running a green light" is illegal,
    she must've been kicked out of every Red Light, Green Light game.

  • @maiakromer1747
    @maiakromer1747 3 года назад +7

    “Drinking while intoxicated”

    • @XsaviXander
      @XsaviXander 3 года назад

      A serious crime. XD

    • @maiakromer1747
      @maiakromer1747 3 года назад +2

      @@XsaviXander *takes a sip of a fourth drink* STOP RIGHT THERE

  • @patrickl1925
    @patrickl1925 3 года назад +1

    Ohhhhh this was the podcast episode I have waited for all this time

  • @Nevermindtheperson
    @Nevermindtheperson 4 года назад +4

    Somehow, for some unknow reason. I got the "pursuit" music stuck to my head during this video

  • @KamenRiderFeline
    @KamenRiderFeline 3 года назад +1

    The last one got me. That's what happens when you don't do your homework and don't think about what you're saying.

  • @1bendykat
    @1bendykat 3 года назад +5

    Me when I hear mostly HS and college students watch this: (32F) “Am… am I cool?”

  • @delinquents00
    @delinquents00 3 года назад +1

    A tenant of ours filed a false EPO against my dad after her husband threatened my dad’s life. So as a result of the EPO a sheriff and two other officers had to come and remove every firearm (20+) from my dad’s house, leaving him completely unprotected. We were legit scared to my dad’s safety so he stayed at my house for a bit. Ended up going to court and our tenant’s only excuse for filing the EPO was that we had stopped and taken pictures of the toilet and cabinets she and her husband had removed from the house without notice.
    Judge looked at her like she was the dumbest woman on the planet. “Ma’am, he has the right to take photos of his property…he owns it…” was her exact quote.

    • @zwabbah4841
      @zwabbah4841 3 года назад

      What does EPO mean
      Don't judge me for asking this pls

    • @delinquents00
      @delinquents00 3 года назад +1

      @@zwabbah4841 no judgment! I didn’t know until it happened. Haha. It’s an Emergency Protective Order. Basically what the sheriff that took my dads firearms told us is that it’s like a temporary restraining order. He was also extremely confused when we told him my dad had no relationship with the woman other than her being our tenant because he said the only time he’s seen EPOs filed is in domestic violence cases.

    • @zwabbah4841
      @zwabbah4841 3 года назад

      @@delinquents00 ohhh Thanks man!!

  • @abicat4229
    @abicat4229 3 года назад +4

    6:14 it's so sad but I can relate to this. My bio father HATED my grandparents because they took me and my mom in after they divorced. He manipulated me into thinking that my grandfather had molested and my bio dad reported it. However my grandfather didn't get arrested since there wasn't enough evidence. I couldn't see my grandfather for over 7 years! I'm 21 now and I have a great relationship with my grandfather and my bio father is no longer in my life

    • @Mekha1o1
      @Mekha1o1 3 года назад

      Wow that’s rough but I am really glade to hear you’re doing better now xxx

  • @plantmage9850
    @plantmage9850 2 года назад

    I appreciate rslash reading the legal terms in more simple terms for us

  • @JDM-is-my-name
    @JDM-is-my-name 4 года назад +28

    I'm happy that I'm early, but mostly it's a super interesting question!

    • @danielvasquez5133
      @danielvasquez5133 3 года назад +5

      Imagine pizza with cheesy bread crust

    • @DJparthiv
      @DJparthiv 3 года назад

      Nobody gives a shit

    • @MiroslavMiroljubic
      @MiroslavMiroljubic 3 года назад +2

      @@DJparthiv Well someone cares you know or else this wouldnt get the views that it got. Im not sure if you are trolling or not but if you are jeez no need to be so rude in a comment section for your weird amusement.

    • @JDM-is-my-name
      @JDM-is-my-name 3 года назад

      @@DJparthiv I really only made a comment because it's good for the channel to have the engagement, but yeah, fuck me I guess

    • @JDM-is-my-name
      @JDM-is-my-name 3 года назад

      @@MiroslavMiroljubic thx you for coming to my aid :) that's very kind of you

  • @subwayroomba5468
    @subwayroomba5468 3 года назад +1

    3:33
    that is a lot of what I've learned from watching you're channel and id be damned if I make the mistake of not recording suspicious encounters, not reading a contract thoroughly, or not document the condition of a rental.

  • @L_The_Human
    @L_The_Human 4 года назад +5

    ....sander Sides thumbnail..... SANDER SIDES THUMBNAIL YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @L_The_Human
      @L_The_Human 3 года назад

      My heart hurts of happiness. R/slash KNOWS about Sander Sides

  • @keesvdb
    @keesvdb 4 года назад +1

    Thank you for this amazing content. I have been here since the beginning

  • @Aston3003
    @Aston3003 4 года назад +19

    My "Hold it" moment is when I said Hold it I'm busy playing roblox

  • @patrickurquidez4693
    @patrickurquidez4693 3 года назад +1

    Hey r/Slash just wanted to let you know how much I enjoy your videos. They are great, and besides your channel, I only go to a couple of others. I cannot deal with the fake, AI voice narration they use for their channels, but all of you narrate your stories, and your content is always the best.

  • @juliannastewart524
    @juliannastewart524 4 года назад +4

    We woo, good video as always

  • @franl155
    @franl155 3 года назад

    I always enjoy your vids, but I found this one particularly entertaining - now I've heard it, going to rewind and listen to it again.

  • @justatransboy9170
    @justatransboy9170 3 года назад +3

    "-my younger audience, like high school and college age-"
    *coughs in 8th grader*

    • @Star_Scoot
      @Star_Scoot 3 года назад +1

      I feel sorry for you, I graduate this year from HS D:

    • @BioshockChar
      @BioshockChar 3 года назад

      -Laughs in Elder Millennial-

  • @Jmac1962
    @Jmac1962 3 года назад

    19:53 TIL DWI = "drinking while intoxicated" LOL

  • @rylanduncan2591
    @rylanduncan2591 3 года назад +3

    Went to bed way too early, woke up way too early, so here I am- Oh hey, I'm early! Perfect thing to help me wake up.

  • @fanfictiondreamer7836
    @fanfictiondreamer7836 3 года назад

    Thank you for posting this. I found this on another video a while back and I have really gotten into it, these are such great stories.

  • @littensub
    @littensub 3 года назад +4

    Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
    Because they’re extinct.

    • @applejuice69.
      @applejuice69. 3 года назад

      No it's because they have small hands

    • @littensub
      @littensub 3 года назад +1

      But they’re extinct

  • @emeraldqueen1994
    @emeraldqueen1994 3 года назад +1

    These had me HOWLING with laughter

  • @alexesmoon
    @alexesmoon 4 года назад +10

    He says college and high school, what about us middle schoolers!

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 3 года назад +1

      middle school doesn't exist.

    • @xixphartheeternal
      @xixphartheeternal 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, Im 1 year away from high school so close enough.

    • @Dogspine1
      @Dogspine1 3 года назад

      @@Nerobyrne shush

    • @mjice22
      @mjice22 3 года назад +1

      Everyone is to busy bullying eachother they still need to finish last weeks assignments before we go to court.

    • @alexesmoon
      @alexesmoon 3 года назад +1

      @@Nerobyrne then the grade im in dosent exist? (7th to anyone who cares)

  • @jadedflames2809
    @jadedflames2809 3 года назад +2

    I love the first story, OP's username is Phoenix Left
    I screamed for the Ace Attorney references

  • @Memyx
    @Memyx 3 года назад +4

    "Why is he threatening to perform homosexual acts on them?"
    Oh, rSlash... Rape is still rape. Just because it's with another man doesn't automatically mean a gay man wants it.

  • @Dan_Hazard
    @Dan_Hazard 3 года назад +2

    Damn.....glad I woke up to this 😁, oh wait😑....now work 😭

  • @reptilienkonig6551
    @reptilienkonig6551 3 года назад +8

    *"running a green light"*
    And the bystander flipped her shit because the instigator was a teary-eyed woman.. Is that what new age equality is?

  • @DoctorTex
    @DoctorTex 3 года назад

    "Our next reply is from Phoenix Left"
    I GET IT!

  • @justincando1
    @justincando1 3 года назад +3

    So this one rental company evected me because my rent was one day late the check was in the mail. The rental company didnt care and said i had to get out they also claimed they are taking my deposit and i have to pay the late rent x3 i told them they can go fudge themselves went to the bank told them to cancel the check and got some friends and moved everything out that day because they were replacing the locks later that day i left my wife at home to ensure we can get in and got all our stuff out that day. They had actually already listed our place with furniture on their website that day as well. Never paid them they never took me to court.

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 3 года назад

      Holy crap that’s a true slumlord.

  • @critterwhisperer5821
    @critterwhisperer5821 3 года назад +2

    Wow I’m loving this mixed reddit entitlement. There’s buttholes, entitlement, mini revenges

  • @buddyburrows
    @buddyburrows 4 года назад +3

    This is 3 minutes early today. Guess we gotta do good today

  • @ailospjellok7475
    @ailospjellok7475 3 года назад

    that uncle has a heart made of gold

  • @CinnamonRuby
    @CinnamonRuby 3 года назад +4

    10:26 gust wanted to point out that’s an anime name from “Toradora!”

  • @Scigh-on
    @Scigh-on 2 года назад +1

    20:24 as a Prius enthusiast (yes we exist) this is waaaaay too good!

  • @tpmartin210
    @tpmartin210 4 года назад +11

    Never have I ever been this early to an rslash video. Anyways, My brother was caught mere seconds from throwing my Xbox down my stairs. I had my phone in my hand and took pictures.

    • @spizzz2
      @spizzz2 3 года назад +2

      Why u switch up so fast I-

  • @jaxonboren1326
    @jaxonboren1326 4 года назад +2

    I’ve always loved your vids!

  • @user-yf2dk6iu8v
    @user-yf2dk6iu8v 3 года назад +5

    "Most of my audience is young in highschool and college." Im 12 lmao

  • @whats.inaname
    @whats.inaname 3 года назад +1

    That cop story proves that something’s up with the system