Amber Says What: Trump’s Cognitive Test, Confederate Statues
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- Опубликовано: 7 авг 2024
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"What? Do you think all of us look alike? And by us, I mean people who don't like you." Hahaha brilliant Amber, never change 😂
Amber thinks all white people look the same, act the same, think the same, are the same and they suck for being a majority with no choice of what color they were born. I mean Black America is 17% of the population so I see why she is so pissed that 80% of everything isn't Black oriented and she is "reasonable" and "funny".
Yikes.
"White People" is next to a pun as the lowest forms of humor.
Nope. She only sees color in everything all the time. Yawn.Her entire joke output hasn't reached the 10 seconds of Chapelle level.
Maybe tomorrow 80% of America will be Black oriented, but she'll still tell "White" jokes.
Yawn. Talent 8 on a scale of 100.
@@MrPublicPain you could have just sobbed quietly to yourself, instead of dumping your purse here.
james pond 😂
@@jamespondy0 such SAVAGERY! Talent 100 on a scale of 100.
@@MrPublicPain You just don't get it do ya??? No place to unpack all that hate......
"Did you know that people can see this? I can see this!!!" "Why are your wants bad? Don't you want good?" This is the funniest segment I've seen in a long time. I watched it back again and laughed even harder the second time. Amazing job, Amber!
Amber is about a millisecond from stardom!!! Cannot wait...🙂
“how many people had to lie for this to take place?’ 😂
Amber's the best!!
Idiot.
@nurse 1 - what is a lie beral? Also, why are you posting flatulent comments?
"White Blessing?- you mean my nickname for Anderson Cooper?" - LOL. Amber is a treasure. Can't wait til she gets her own show - she so deserves it.
This just came on my phone. Does anybody really think this was funny I might have thought it was 40 years ago when I was 4. I'd be more worried about the coronavirus making people stupider then actually killing people. Or the majority of the people that are watching this either Canadian or British
Frank Bellomo Sounds like you don’t appreciate the humor here. Your choice. Maybe it’s a generational thing 🤷🏿♀️
@@frankbellomo8140 BS - you were probably still in your crib at four.
@@mrcurly1147 thank you for confirming your Canadian.... lose
Frankieeee, Frank, or is it Fran. Well, maybe even F. You know where I'm going.
"Why are your wants bad? Don't you want good? Why?" Hysterical!
I know that was my favorite part too!
my favorite line from Amber was " did a dumb person tell you that is not dumb?" Why indeed
You had me at "your nickname for Anderson Cooper" lol
"Why are your wants bad?"
Legit LOL'd
"What? You can't tell me what to do." *sips cocktail* Totally ME!!! 🤣☠💗😏
"Why are your wants bad?"
- Amber says Truth
"How many people lied to you for this to happen?" She's hilarious!
Elect Amber to be Ambassador to Africa
That was one of my faves, too!!!!! Although there are SO MANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karen Quit being a Karen, Karen
An accurate representation of those two truck would be the one labeled "Regulatory Freedom" should also have the brake lines, seat belts and airbags all cut too.
ah, yeah! great great point!
And doors are unnecessary....as well as a truck's top....and get rid of the speedometer....and mufflers, and turn signals.....and....
Screw clean water air and uncontaminated food. Also no safety for hospital workers or gun locks for guns. (I hate this trump era Dumbest era EVER!)
And wash that Regulatory Freedom pickup truck with water from a coal mine.
Brilliant comment
She's brilliant. She's beautiful. And she's wearing a gorgeous gown. Doesn't get better than "Amber Says What."
Did you miss “Amber Says Why”?
Right!!!!
oh, yeah. super babe! brilliant and hilarious!
@@PrydeWater901 hah, i was wondering what you were onto until i got halfway thru the segment. lol
She's wearing a sofa.
I absolutely thought that her dress conveniently matched the chair fabric before realising she draped the skirt over the whole thing, I'm dumb.
Not as dumb as the commenters that think her dress matches her couch! Like what? Did she upholster her chair the same as her dress or make a dress out of the upholstery she used for her chair? Hahaha
Fluorite Halcyon 😮! Thanks for pointing that out, I was asking myself “did she make dress out of the chair fabric?” I’m dumb too
@@sassyb58 Wait, how is thinking her dress conveniently matched her chair less dumb than thinking her dress matched her couch? 😂😂 It's the same thing. Regardless, neither of those are as dumb as the people who thought she had draped a curtain over herself in another video and she wasn't wearing an actual gown. Now, THAT was dumb.
I'm dumber because I did NOT realize it was her skirt!! LMAO I wondered why she stroked it like that!! Holy Guacamole this was my DUMBEST moment so far this week!! 🤣🤣👍
@@sassyb58 upholstery.
Amber just puts a smile on my face no matter what she says.
Agreed, even the most facepalm inducing news are mellowed out by that voice
She’s saying what.
Check out her Drunk history
And no matter why she says it.
right, this was my first time seeing her and she was amazing
Beyond how intelligent, informed and quick witted Amber is, she is just adorable, her segments are pure gold and she looks absolutely beautiful here in that gorgeous gown! On top of all that, her content is beyond meaningful and we are so lucky to have her...please feature her more often, at least until she is out of gowns...then buy her new ones!!
Barbara Avila I SECOND THE MOMEMENT TO BUY AMBER ALL THE GOWNS
“Amber says why” is how my brain works most days.
@nurse 1 says the pot...
"Why would you want this, and why are your wants bad!!" LOLOLOLOL
Ronnie Jones my favorite part🤣🤣🤣❤️
That whole “Amber says Why” part was brilliant!
“I can SEE this.”
So good!
I thought it was a not-so-subtle Chevy Silverado ad, but GM claims they didn't know about it.
Edit: Source, if anyone was curious gmauthority.com/blog/2020/07/gm-says-it-was-unaware-of-trump-plan-to-use-chevrolet-silverado-hd-for-speech/
@@love-hammer Wait really? I just sort of assumed they provided the trucks and consulted on the setup. It looks exactly like one of their ads that I thought their marketing department must have been involved.
I wasn't happy before I started watching this, but now I can't remember why.
Jesse Hattabaugh me ..I cannot for the life of me keep up...she’s just miles ahead of my comprehension....🇨🇦🇨🇦
It's because you hadn't seen Amber yet!
What?! But WHY?!
😂😂😂
Totally!
She's got a lot of energy.
Amber is my favorite person on the planet. “What?” and “Why?” are the questions we should always ask of those in power! The best is that she nails her points so cheerfully!!😂🤓🤣😎
BTW, I have serious gown envy. You look gorgeous, Amber!
@@eileeng5076 oh yeah. that is a cute gown! amber=adorable
"Why are your wants bad? Don't you want good?" I just died of laughter... this is a ghost!
We demand "Amber says Why" as a regular segment 😂
"Person, woman, man, camera, TV."
Very good, Donnie. Now these words.
Handcuffs, jumpsuit, prison, solitary, confinement.
🤦🏾♂️🤣😂
It's both funny ironically and unironically.
I love it
Ahhhh we can all dream.... 🥰
PLEASE let this happen
Nooo, not solitary confinement! He should be in the main arena, among the 'brothers'.
Rosie C - agreed, gen pop.
seeing you in that dress, i was like “what?!” also “damn girl! you’re rocking that dress!”
We need more “Amber Says Why”. It’s hilarious!! 😆
There is one other. It's gold.
Amber Says Why covered most of the questions stumbling around in my head since 2016
Ditto that.
She did, she covered so much territory. She's amazing!
... if you truly think Biden "isn't any better than" Trump? I have to seriously question your reading comprehension, your video/TV comprehension, and the state of your social studies/civics education, young man.
--Dave, srsly, do your homework, and explore some actual facts and references, before opening your mouth like that again
I was going to post the same!
@elijah mikle Even Mussolini would be better.
"Ivanka said, 'Eat these beans, and I was like what ,no....'" My gawwwwwd, that quick hitter was GOLD!!
“Why are your wants bad???!!??!?” is my new favorite question.
Amber said “WHY”. She is so funny. We love you Amber.
❣️❣️❣️
Omg made me lol
ok i'm a good sport...this account must be a band - here i go! rabbithole: WHY. caveat: I hate most music but I love music, can you dig
@@clumsiii Yes, yes we do.
“If you want to impress me, spell ‘cognitive’” 😂😂😂
Her segments get better and better
How funny that you liberals are so entertained by this.
@@sl4983 She's a brilliant and entertaining woman. So yes, we think it's funny too. Glad you could join us!
@@JB-pu8ik isn't it great that we can all agree? ;-)
btw I love Amber
@ Esoteric Mystery well we have to laugh because it’s so depressingly sad that the president of the US is so incapable and dumb that spelling “cognitive” would be raising the bar too high
Fun fact: The "gni" part of "cognitive", "know" and "ken" as in "this is beyond my ken" all go back to the same Proto-Indoeuropean root.
Amber is still saying "what", followed by "why"! Something is still good in this world!
nope
"If you weren't swerving all over the place you wouldn't hafto identify shapes n animals. You wanna impress me, SPELL Cognitive." 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😝
Wonder if that "White Blessing" pastor can SPELL Racism. Rubio obviously thinks "They all look alike."
“Why is this a want that you have? Don’t you want good? Why?
Did a dumb person tell you this was not dumb? Or, and this is what I think happened, did a smart person who hates you tell you this was not dumb? Who lied? How many people had to lie for this to take place?”
Oh, Amber, you are a brilliant and beautiful genius. I love your work so much. Thank you for being a smart person who doesn’t hate us.
So many people had to lie for anything Donald related to take place, in fact an equal amount of lies to the number Chief Cheeto tells on a regular basis.
America, want good things! Like clean air and water, oh my! And (gasp) actual equality regardless of skin color or wealth or... (sex, sexuality, religion, ethnicity, pre-existing health conditions, age, country of origin, the list goes on!). The emperor has no clothes or Covid plan! Also, his trucks look dumb!
Can’t wait until we get to “Amber says WHO??” and we all collectively agree to obliterate the last few years from our memories
Good one, girl 😂
Like the opposite of the Mandela effect
I have been drinking and eating gummies to try and obliterate each day and it hasn’t happened yet.
We can't once again forget the lessons from history because it's scary.
We need a break and to heal from all this but no forgetting
She did get a couple of "who's" in there at the end, lol.
"Why are your wants bad, don't you want good"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I thought the dress was slaying me and then I got hit with that
I mean she ain’t lying! Someone should totally ask that person that.
I also wondered how many people lied, “Great idea, Mr. President,” for that truck thing to happen.
Too many 🙄🙄🙄
Right after they all got up off their knees.
I can't stop watching the part about the trucks! COMPLETELY HILARIOUS
I’ll take this test right now “idiot” 😂😂😂
Enjoy when Amber trots out an unused Gown- this one was fantastic !! -- and the addition of the Amber Says Why part was great- she was so confused, as are we all
"Who lied?? How many people had to lie for this to take place ?" :DDDDDD I guess that is a question that isn't asked often enough! Gotta love Amber
Either she's matching her lounge chair or the train on that dress is giving me LIFE
That's the train on her dress ... She is always so God damned amazing 🤩🥰
Congrats. You get LIFE.
😂 It took me a second. I was like wow her dress matches really well
First thing I noticed 💯😂👍🏽
Amber say "Why?" has me crying!
Anderson Cooper aka “White Blessing” I approve this message.
that line is pure gold. i love her.
=
schwadaddy81 *white blessing* AND btw, watch the video; context matters!
I love this lady! I started laughing as soon as I saw her gown covering the back of her chair. And it is OMG gorgeous! I was trying to eat a breakfast thingy and almost laughed it out all over my desk about Marco Rubio...by us I mean, people who don't like you?
I DESPERATELY want to hang out with this perfect ray of sunshine. The world is in desperate need of more Amber
I've missed Amber says what. I'm tired of hearing about hornets and the thornbirds.
I want a segment of her every night 🤗 Where’s her show again?
@@ambriaashley3383 I don't think it starts until September.
She's an original talent and a wonderful writer.
Her show seems to be in a bit of limbo due to, you guessed it, Covid19. But this article is very positive it will happen "sooner rather than later". deadline.com/2020/07/the-amber-ruffin-show-peacock-1202984182/
I want amber says what to be a full podcast, like 3 hours of amber saying what
Amber is so clever and cute. She warms my heart just to see her.
Me too! She is refreshing! I would like for her to have her own show.
@@ninamarybuba7440 i think she got one. And It's in the works.
Amber is a sweet dumpling
That was kind of weird
I agree! I absolutely adore this woman.
Remove all the filters, puncture the muffler and fill the gas tank with 90% lead fuel and that red truck would be a better parallel to your "regulatory freedom"
Just don't put trump at the wheel!!! Especially now that the bus has been high centered with all the bodies he's thrown under it!
@@mrcurly1147 this is a super witty comment to the OP's witty comment and I enjoyed it. One free internet point to you, good sir.
I think 'Amber Says Why' is my favorite thing of the day.
Amber, your timing in punchline delivery is impeccable.
Green Book 2: White Blessing 😅😅
You know that movie would win all the oscars! 🤦🏾♀️
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Dead!
"Where did this idea come from? A dream? A threat?! Or where?! Did you do this against your will???" This killed me
Little known fact: "Amber" is latin for "thousend brillant thoughts fired at you from a machine gun".
Poor Rubio.
Crack me up
Then what's an 'Amber Alert'?
Guys, please keep quiet on this or someone will send troops on her.
@nurse 1 she is happier than you.
"Who are they, and are they OK?" Oh Amber - you're awesome!
Amber asks "why" is the best thing since "what."
Dear Amber,
I don't smile a lot these days for what I feel should be obvious reasons, but you make me smile. Thank you.
I completely lost it when she said "You know what they're going to call that movie, don't you? ....White blessing."
Just top notch writing and delivery.
😂😂😂
The writing being brilliant I expected, but that the delivery is so spot on is the gift. Kudos to Seth for letting another comedian shine!
I watched this twice and "Amber Says Why" is still cracking me up
Ok... I kinda died laughing in my chair at the entire "Amber says Why?" section... the confusion infused in her voice at the very concept of why the hell would anyone want to be associated with the thing Trump pulled just sold it 100%
Love "Amber Says 'Why?'"
The Amber says WHY is my new favorite thing on the planet
"Amber Says Why" is the logical next step, and really what we were after in the first place.
So happy to see Amber Ruffin again just saying what needs to be said.
Amber's "why" segment is pretty much a list of questions he should have been asked every time he does these stunts and makes up such dumb lies.
I watched this and had to watch it again immediately. I didn't even laugh, I just got ever more slack jawed with awe. The set-ups, the twists, the punchlines, the delivery and maaan what a finale! I can't say what about them had this effect on me, but this was the performance of an annihilator. I felt like this was on a different level.
A true tour de force, I agree. Amber and Sarah Cooper give us reasons to keep living.....
WTF
I love Amber. At the same time cute, funny, brutally straight forward and the way she plays with the words. Love it!
Why are your wants bad? I can't 😂😂
Why is this a want that you have? Why are your wants bad?!? - I love it!
A joyful delight... as always Miss Amber. Seriously, when does she get her own show?
it's coming soon on peacock!
never i hope
Terry H WHAT, WHY are you here
Oh that’s her gown behind her. Lol. That took me a minute to process.
"Was it a dream? A threat? Laughing so hard no sound is coming out of my mouth like a freaking body snatcher...also Amber is gorgeous in her gowns, love her!!!!
Always love “Amber says what”, and now we also got an “Amber says why”!! Thank you for keeping this great bit going during the pandemic! Loved this, and love her!!
My QUEEN is BACK!!!!! Next year she'll be nominated for her own show next year!!! Slaying as per usual
nbbim2012 agreed. These segments are the absolute best. She needs her own show.
She makes every day better
@@make.and.believe She's getting a streaming show on Peacock.
They should give Seth The Tonight Show and let Amber take over on Late Night
Witty, cute, hysterically funny! More Amber, Seth!
That was truly Awesome. My face is still stuck grinning like a cool. Amber could definitely carry her Own show.
They should replace the flag on the top of the General Lee with a picture of Amber and change the name to the General Amber.
What??!!
@@davidanderson_surrey_bc David Says What??!! ;D
@@martythemartian99 I should get my own show! I think the "Who" "Where", and "When" segments are still up for grabs.
Oh hey maybe they could replace Robert E.
Lee. with her ,of course riding on a white horse.
😄😆😅😁😝
@@melaniebrantner3871 and that horse's name? White Blessing.
Amber is one of the last remaining beacons of light in this would and must be protected.
"Why are your wants bad ? Don't you want good?
Amber’s segments never get old!!! Every time I see another one, it’s my new favorite.
I gotta hand it to her. She has the ability to draw my attention to some highly distressing topics without making me dread the insight it will give me. I appreciate the uncluttered truth she reveals about each situation without making it stressful. So often she reveals the simple “duh, we all learned this in kindergarten” reality of things. And.... she’s funny as H%#L . Love the dress too btw.
“White blessing” sounds like a new bathroom tissue brand. And it kind of is.
To control the 💩
😂🤣
Or a Billy Idol parody
Oooh! Perfect explanation! Brilliant!
😂😂😂
“Where did this idea come
From..... a dream.... a threat?”
HOLY SHI>>>, I love her. She is funny AF. I guess i need to start watching late night with Seth Meyers.
We need more of her, I died laughing, she's even better than seth
He knows it too.
I’m actually enjoying her bits more with the closeups during quarantine. So much of her humor and grace is in her face, it needs to be a bigger part of the shot. Something to think about when you get to return to the studio.
She’s getting her own show. I don’t think she’s returning to the studio.
It’s my favorite whenever I see a new “Amber Says What” show up in the feed.
@5:24 "... and are they okay?" Killed me.
I love everything about this.
"How many people had to lie for this to happen?" Just one orange person over and over again.
This woman is a smart, funny, stylish, and beautiful delight.
@@mastercontrol7876 End of line to you!
Opposite of trimp... Cept the funny part. Trimp does make people laugh lol. At him.
@@mastercontrol7876 well u had the choice of not watching and yet here u r. Or is someone forcing u to watch this? Leave a sign or something if u r being held against ur will.
Did Amber write this? 😂😙❤❤
@@natalie1127 - Amber is one of Seth's writers so, yes, she did.
Is it just me or does Amber look like a Disney princess in that gown on that gorgeous chair?
Amber Says Why is a literal Dr. Seuss book and I love it 😆
Amber's chair matches her dress, and I'm like, "What?"
yes!!!
she's draped the dress over the chair!
Not a dress. It's a formal gown. Which are big. She draped some of it over the chair.
@@NaptownClassic Yes, I see that, now. But, I wasn't expecting to see it, so I was like, "What?"
@@richardowens9061 And then I was like WHY? 😂😂😂 #CallbackJoke 🤣
Love that Amber's dress matches the back of the couch. Like how Amber uses the back of her dress to cover the couch.
IKR!?!?!?
I think that's the back of the dress
@@evaeva1837 I think it is as well.
So true.. LOL
Took me about 2 minutes to figure out her gown was over the chair; that's why her gown and the chair matched. At first I was like "wow, that's dedication to a bit, matching your dress with the furniture!"
“Amber says why” is THE BEST THING EVER!!!!!
I've watched this at least a dozen times now and it never fails to put me in a better mood. The Amber Says Why segment is pure gold.
I have to step up my Zoom wardrobe game.. seriously.
There should be a fancy dress on zoom movement.
why am I crying about this omg amber is such a light
Gayle says, "Why?" can't I like this more than once?!? I need a "knocked it out of the park" option. Don't let them waste you in a stupid st-com! When you get your own show - and you will - make sure it's your own late night gig.
"Amber Says Why" is stolen from audio of me in every college lecture.
A few things:
1. Great segment as always
2. I love Amber’s gown.
3. Amber needs her own show
She is also set to have her own show on NBc's peacock streaming channel. Most of us are going to be sorry if doing both turns out to be too much for her and she leaves the show
All of the above.
Do I pass my cognitive test now ?
Upvote specifically for number 3. 1 & 2 are givens, but it needs to be said more and louder that she needs this.
@@radioonfire I want it, but I definitely want it on a mainstream channel, and not some streaming channel that I don't get!
realizing amber's chair was covered in her gown...incredible. she is a delight
Thank you for pointing that out. I thought she found a pillow that matched her dress😄
I cannot handle Amber and her gowns! Where are they coming from??? What? Why??? Please never stop, Amber! Even when you get back to the studio!
Omg just noticed that!!! 😂
I didn't realize how much I missed Amber's segments. I am seriously envious of her dress and makeup this time.
Amber says "Why?" 😂🤣😂 Superb!
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Amber is a national treasure.