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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @UmerQureshi
    @UmerQureshi  Год назад +8651

    Apki Age Kya Hai? 🤔

  • @aquirkyguyy
    @aquirkyguyy Год назад +31435

    Just a normal conversation between Gulab Jamun and Roshogulla🤣😅

    • @musicmaniacsfun8412
      @musicmaniacsfun8412 Год назад +226

      😂😂😂😂

    • @dolansinha3790
      @dolansinha3790 Год назад +610

      I was drinking water and choked😂

    • @aquirkyguyy
      @aquirkyguyy Год назад +144

      @@dolansinha3790 Again it's a bad habit 😁

    • @Smolshit12
      @Smolshit12 Год назад +52

      @@dolansinha3790 you must looked cute while you were drinking water

    • @dolansinha3790
      @dolansinha3790 Год назад +42

      @@aquirkyguyy dude it's your comment 😂 My God.. it's funny af😂

  • @shakeelahamad6424
    @shakeelahamad6424 9 месяцев назад +167

    "Just a normal conversation between Goli and kaliya " 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @misaelalvaro3530
    @misaelalvaro3530 8 месяцев назад +8063

    Find the book titled Money's Hidden Magic, you'll learn all the money attraction techniques there. Trust me on this.

    • @Vincent-_-Fabron
      @Vincent-_-Fabron 8 месяцев назад +5

      Racist 👎

    • @Bilaamemer
      @Bilaamemer 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@Vincent-_-Fabronbts

    • @Rahulgautam0057
      @Rahulgautam0057 8 месяцев назад +1

      Ok let me try

    • @Mr.C.B.-uv8ih
      @Mr.C.B.-uv8ih 8 месяцев назад +19

      How you got 7.5k fake likes?

    • @Moviecl292
      @Moviecl292 8 месяцев назад +7

      N u urself r still not attracting any money😂😂😂

  • @ThebestOne-sc6uo
    @ThebestOne-sc6uo 5 месяцев назад +3376

    2 things that helped me and literally changed my life
    1. I stopped watching porn
    2. I read the book called 'Money Borlest'
    3. Stop drinking

    • @xyzywjwhsye
      @xyzywjwhsye 5 месяцев назад +124

      I dont think you stopped drinking, Because these are 3 things.

    • @villangaming1109
      @villangaming1109 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@xyzywjwhsye bhai😂😂😂

    • @amanaulakh1068
      @amanaulakh1068 4 месяца назад

      @@xyzywjwhsye😂

    • @Kalash-goyal12
      @Kalash-goyal12 4 месяца назад +38

      ​@@xyzywjwhsye bhai yeh badhiya tha 😂😂

    • @Inspiringminds001
      @Inspiringminds001 4 месяца назад

      Pel diya bhai isse 😂​@@xyzywjwhsye

  • @AmanSingh-f4t9k
    @AmanSingh-f4t9k Год назад +3205

    Conversation between kalia and Gian in Multiverse😂

    • @destroyer2-69
      @destroyer2-69 Год назад +7

      😂

    • @cartoonworld8542
      @cartoonworld8542 Год назад +5

      😂😂

    • @Shani_Rajawat
      @Shani_Rajawat Год назад +12

      Destroyed in second 😊

    • @billa22712
      @billa22712 Год назад

      😂😂

    • @scg004
      @scg004 Год назад +4

      That was funny for sure😂
      But I don't know I get a little bit emotional remembering these charcters 😢

  • @SantiagoRamirez-mp2qp
    @SantiagoRamirez-mp2qp 8 месяцев назад +1218

    I'm grateful for the practical tips and tricks you've shared in this video. just wanted to drop by with a little piece of advice: If you're new to the money scene, Borlest is your secret weapon. Trust me, those cancelled books will give you a head start like no other. Don't miss out!

  • @NoName90i90
    @NoName90i90 Год назад +355

    Finally I found Gian and Kaliya in together 😂😂

    • @deadman_og
      @deadman_og 10 месяцев назад

      😂😂

    • @nikhilguptaAFMC
      @nikhilguptaAFMC 9 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂, collaboration we never expected 😂

    • @crownking5281
      @crownking5281 8 месяцев назад

      Bro....😂 😅

    • @NoName90i90
      @NoName90i90 8 месяцев назад

      @@nikhilguptaAFMC No no bro "The collaboration never accepted" 😂

    • @nikhilguptaAFMC
      @nikhilguptaAFMC 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@NoName90i90 🤣

  • @akshittaneja4260
    @akshittaneja4260 5 месяцев назад +44

    Ek valuable tip :-
    Bhai agr Paisa kamana h toh in Influencers ko dekhna bnd kro kyunki inlogo ka business model he yahi h , yeh Inka content h ki Paisa kaise kmae and issi se yeh Paisa kamate h .
    Agr Paisa kamana h toh koi bhi ek chota business shuru kro and online platforms ki madad se aage bdao .
    In influencers ko dekh k ek false hope milte h k Paisa kamana bhut aasan h , but actual main aisa nhi h. Bhut mehnat lgti h Paisa kamane main chaye woh RUclips start Krna ho ya koi business.

  • @vaebhavsharma
    @vaebhavsharma Год назад +3992

    Disadvantages of cheap internet. Ab log online bhi hagte h😂

  • @subhayanpal8617
    @subhayanpal8617 10 месяцев назад +1001

    They have money❌
    They have diabetes ✅

    • @niqoteen
      @niqoteen 7 месяцев назад +25

      Even the diabetes is from their own money not from their dad’s money

    • @Mine_Mi7
      @Mine_Mi7 7 месяцев назад +12

      And fat in brain also😂

    • @lemmestudyinpeace4930
      @lemmestudyinpeace4930 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@Mine_Mi7😂😂😂 Brain is made up of fat tissues mostly 😊
      Idiot

    • @Anushilan_Samiti2
      @Anushilan_Samiti2 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@niqoteen how you know their dads didn't help? it's easier to be successful when you start from a high platform.

    • @MotionisHere
      @MotionisHere 6 месяцев назад +1

      It's funny to make fun right??
      Then make fun if your illiterate parents who can't even use whatsapp properly

  • @priyanshugupta6093
    @priyanshugupta6093 Год назад +183

    Just two kids having conversation in a hotel😂

  • @eshanjaiswal7696
    @eshanjaiswal7696 6 месяцев назад +245

    Revenue 2cr ₹
    profit 50₹
    Less : 50₹ (over acting)
    Net profit 0

    • @gateme3247
      @gateme3247 5 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @VIRU.....
      @VIRU..... 5 месяцев назад

      Revenue mtlb

    • @PossiblyWhy-c5e
      @PossiblyWhy-c5e 5 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@VIRU..... Revenue means kisi chiz ko karke total kitne paise aaye phir usse Lane mai kitne paise lage woh expense hota hai revnue-expense = profit hota hai phir usse tax Kat ke real net profit milta hai

    • @sportssbcci
      @sportssbcci 3 месяца назад +1

      😂😂

    • @VikasoraonVikasoraon-ji8wf
      @VikasoraonVikasoraon-ji8wf 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Lokigaming209
    @Lokigaming209 Год назад +208

    Bhai mai 3 saal ka hu aur 500 crore aye hai 😂😂😂😂

    • @raghvendrapratapsingh2522
      @raghvendrapratapsingh2522 Год назад +1

      😂😂

    • @artist_prakarsh....1k
      @artist_prakarsh....1k Год назад +1

      😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sniperking271
      @sniperking271 Год назад +4

      Iski net worth 40-45 lakh dikha rha h 😂😂😂 aur monthly income 2-3 lakh 😂😂😂 kitna fekta h yai 😂😂😂

    • @MamtaJangid-qz7cz
      @MamtaJangid-qz7cz Год назад +1

      Tum hare baab ne bhi dekh khe hai kya😂😂

    • @DhanishDhar
      @DhanishDhar Год назад +2

      @darkknighhtgamerz5124 bhaii bass ?? mein jab apni maa ke pet mein tha tab mene 2 Billion kamay the..

  • @venkateshreddy1044
    @venkateshreddy1044 Год назад +1787

    Happy Children's Day Both Of You😂

  • @phi2.7
    @phi2.7 Год назад +967

    "2 crore"
    Source: Trust me bro

  • @Rishabhtripathigaming5415
    @Rishabhtripathigaming5415 26 дней назад +3

    Just a normal conversation between bablu, dablu 😂😂😂

  • @jubaidapravin9396
    @jubaidapravin9396 Год назад +37

    A REAL BUSINESS MAN NEVER SHAIR HIS 💡 IDEA

  • @trendz2388
    @trendz2388 Год назад +1930

    Bro said every English word that he knew💀

  • @aloksharma.679
    @aloksharma.679 6 месяцев назад +1194

    Revenue - 2 crore !
    Profit - 20k😂

    • @abdulsami_talks
      @abdulsami_talks 5 месяцев назад +21

      And then cash inflow 10k

    • @bhagavathihardware110
      @bhagavathihardware110 5 месяцев назад +5

      Yes bro that is true

    • @AmanofIndia3024
      @AmanofIndia3024 5 месяцев назад +10

      If you understand what is "business" then you will realise that earning 20k profit out of 2 crores is extremely rare.

    • @AmandeepSinghChawla-e3h
      @AmandeepSinghChawla-e3h 4 месяца назад +1

      Kisi ko mere sath free trading group join karna hain ?

    • @arengamingyt18
      @arengamingyt18 4 месяца назад

      Yess bro ​@@AmandeepSinghChawla-e3h

  • @NomadRaghav
    @NomadRaghav Год назад +72

    Make this video viral until it reaches IT department 😂

    • @amanverma7144
      @amanverma7144 Год назад

      u dont know he pays 6 lakh tax

    • @factmania0803
      @factmania0803 Год назад +1

      ​@@amanverma7144so what ambani pays 8000 crores to government 😂😂

  • @bhavanyadav1111
    @bhavanyadav1111 Год назад +772

    Basically baap ka paisa bas rotate karta hoon har business mein .😂😂

    • @niketverma9350
      @niketverma9350 Год назад +23

      Itna sach nhi bolna tha

    • @krpatil7437
      @krpatil7437 Год назад +6

      In short , sundar mama has shapeshifted

    • @bhavanyadav1111
      @bhavanyadav1111 Год назад +4

      @@niketverma9350 Hahaha Even to earn crores in 20’s via multiple business requires a good investment and capital to rotate unless you are an entrepreneur who have created a benchmark value product or service in your young days.

    • @MNIKHAn7
      @MNIKHAn7 Год назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aniketcharate4391
      @aniketcharate4391 Год назад

      😅😅😅

  • @ganesh46523
    @ganesh46523 Год назад +285

    to become millionaire
    Step 1:Tell people how to become millionaire

  • @tradeopathyofficial
    @tradeopathyofficial 2 месяца назад +1

    Main hamesha soch hun pat pehle se hi comment dala rehta hai..."Goli Beta Masti Nahi..." 😂

  • @ikapilgupta
    @ikapilgupta Год назад +115

    HEALTH is WEALTH

    • @Anonymous-gh6xf
      @Anonymous-gh6xf Год назад

      No wealth is wealth. Nahi to sabse healthy to majdoor hota h usse pochiyo life kaisi jaa rahi h.

    • @factmania0803
      @factmania0803 Год назад

      ​@@Anonymous-gh6xfbhai common sense he 😂😂 wo health is wealth aise bol raha ye thodi na bol raha he ki paise na kamao 🤡🤡 rakash jhunguwala ka name suna he 48k crore ke malik he daru ke vajah se mar gaye paise kamao but health acche honi chahiye 😂😂 and tumhare reply ka koi logic nahi banta 🤡🤡🤡

  • @LaymanRony
    @LaymanRony Год назад +729

    When he said team bana rakhi hai .. i was thinking about dream 11😂😂

  • @Shadowwave_editz770
    @Shadowwave_editz770 2 месяца назад

    That "KHOKHE" got me 💀

  • @regularaccountingsolutions7343
    @regularaccountingsolutions7343 Год назад +43

    Ye to Ambani ko bhi fail kardenge😂😂

  • @artistgogoi8556
    @artistgogoi8556 Год назад +19

    After Completing my graduation from whatsApp University.. I'm Doing my Master's in RUclips University 🎓

  • @6saalmoscow880
    @6saalmoscow880 Год назад +284

    Finally someone who can throw more longer than neeraj Chopra😭🤣

    • @Ravjot0007
      @Ravjot0007 Год назад +7

      Zero Sense
      Full senseless comment 😂

    • @kuriko4706
      @kuriko4706 Год назад +1

      😂

    • @acclimatized8838
      @acclimatized8838 Год назад +3

      Don't say these things in English. People might get confused

    • @KingCrimson07
      @KingCrimson07 Год назад +1

      ​​@@Ravjot0007 tell me that u don't understand English without telling me that u don't understand English
      This guy : it's my time to shine 🤡

    • @Roushan_yadav_vlogs
      @Roushan_yadav_vlogs Год назад

      ​@@acclimatized8838oo😂

  • @mudassirashraf27
    @mudassirashraf27 5 месяцев назад +8

    Neeraj chopra - 89.94 m
    This guy - 8994 km

  • @KartikeKhurana
    @KartikeKhurana Год назад +426

    Bro speaked every English word he learned till date

    • @aloneboy380
      @aloneboy380 Год назад +1

      damn that shiii is crazy 😂

    • @birdybabes986
      @birdybabes986 Год назад +18

      U mean *** SPOKE ?

    • @u287-v7f
      @u287-v7f Год назад

      You rather should had focused on yourself,moron.

    • @subarnathakuria3577
      @subarnathakuria3577 Год назад +1

      ​@@birdybabes986😂🤣

    • @Wanheda10094
      @Wanheda10094 Год назад

      Pehle khud Ki angrezi theek kar le Bhai.
      Phir kisi ki angrezi ke baare mein baat karna.
      Gavaar.

  • @sanjeevkatiyar9607
    @sanjeevkatiyar9607 Год назад +3233

    Bhai mai bhi 10 crore kama rha hu 8 saal ka hu
    Please mera course lelo😁🤣😁😁🤣

  • @PradeepSharma-nu3ul
    @PradeepSharma-nu3ul Год назад +290

    Income tax be like : aa raha hu beta tere ghar😂😂😂

    • @piyushyadav79244
      @piyushyadav79244 Год назад +10

      CA : "in the corner" maine to bas namm ki degree lee rakhi hai

    • @joicygeorge9871
      @joicygeorge9871 Год назад +1

      He will join BJP soon 😂

    • @Quest-for-Improvement
      @Quest-for-Improvement 2 месяца назад

      Bhai aisi script likhi hai in ne ki Income tax walo ko bi yakin nhi hoga :)

  • @Crazze_clips
    @Crazze_clips 3 месяца назад

    Bro from that many business 2 Cr is like 💀💀💀

  • @Spid3yzz
    @Spid3yzz 9 месяцев назад +150

    India's nikocado avacado💀

    • @cubik0
      @cubik0 8 месяцев назад +2

      💀

    • @Chatbox99
      @Chatbox99 6 месяцев назад

      @spid3yzz you laugh at his weight he laugh at your bank balance

    • @hiraksonowal6602
      @hiraksonowal6602 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@Chatbox99true bro they think body shaming is funny

    • @Lawrie69
      @Lawrie69 2 месяца назад

      Healt is wealth😂​@@hiraksonowal6602

  • @hanma__baki
    @hanma__baki Год назад +1491

    Source: trust me bro 💀

    • @USER-nf3ts
      @USER-nf3ts Год назад +6

      😂🤣🤣

    • @bestcrickethighlightschannel
      @bestcrickethighlightschannel Год назад +1

      Hahaha

    • @statusmania8503
      @statusmania8503 Год назад +3

      Bhayankara khatarnak kiya hi bolu 😂

    • @rkstatus0.1
      @rkstatus0.1 Год назад +1

      लक्ष्य को पाने के लिए यदि हम तन, मन और धन लगा देते हैं, सच कहती हूं दोस्तों, कुंडली के सितारे भी अपनी जगह बदल देते हैं।❤️❤️❤️❤️❤

    • @bestcrickethighlightschannel
      @bestcrickethighlightschannel Год назад +3

      @@rkstatus0.1 tu karke dekh try bhai. Tera kuch bana to batana.

  • @amitmanitripathi3815
    @amitmanitripathi3815 Год назад +15

    This is the conversation between gulab jamun and rasgulla 😂😂

  • @Raj_thool
    @Raj_thool 2 месяца назад

    Biggest collaboration of all time jian and kalia 😂

  • @VinodTadas-is7oi
    @VinodTadas-is7oi Год назад +169

    Viewers be like .......Ham toh pagal hai 😂😂

    • @ayushikushwah7060
      @ayushikushwah7060 Год назад

      Laude ke baal khud toh berojgar hai dusro ko Gyan mat de ek toh woh mehnat karke kama Raha hai wahi bohot badi baat hai tumhare jaise bakchod comment likh le vaiila nahi baitha hai benchod karna khud se kuch ho nhi rha hai dusre ki progress dekh ke gaand jalti hai tabhi thanda Karne ke liye comment kar dete hai yaha madarchod

  • @gcdanny07
    @gcdanny07 Год назад +106

    "2 Khokhe aate h" got me.

  • @ashutoshsharma7923
    @ashutoshsharma7923 Год назад +817

    Bro was held at gunpoint 💀

    • @beleive.ARTISTSERVICES
      @beleive.ARTISTSERVICES Год назад +5

      *micpoint

    • @samirkashyap5322
      @samirkashyap5322 Год назад +2

      Thanks bhai main to galat bolne ja rha tha soch rha tha bhai ka khud kotha bhi hoga soch rha tha pel du। 😅😅😅

    • @lifeames9578
      @lifeames9578 Год назад

      ​@@samirkashyap5322 ab ye baat aise bataega ye toh sare business pe aasar padega 😂😂

    • @Never-1v4
      @Never-1v4 Год назад

      When i read this comment i really thought he was held on gun point

    • @mahadebgarai3082
      @mahadebgarai3082 Год назад

      Wow

  • @FF-Rishiz
    @FF-Rishiz 2 месяца назад +1

    Just a normal conversation between jian and sunio😂

  • @mohitchamola7610
    @mohitchamola7610 Год назад +362

    Bhai jo banda genuinely Paisa kamata hai vo kabhi bematlb in logo ki tarah dhindhora nhi bajata ki "mene 2cr kamaye mene 2cr kamaye"😃😂😂😂

    • @ashishnathaniel6457
      @ashishnathaniel6457 Год назад +3

      wahi

    • @dhruvaldalwadi5985
      @dhruvaldalwadi5985 Год назад +5

      Arre bhai 😅😅
      Sahi bola
      Mei bhi stock market se hee earn karta hu lekin mein kabhi bhi dhindora nahi Peeta
      Ye vahi log hai jo education ko buisness samj lete hai .
      They will sell you the stock market course after that you'll sell options and stocks 😅

    • @dhruvaldalwadi5985
      @dhruvaldalwadi5985 Год назад +1

      Arre bhai 😅😅
      Sahi bola
      Mei bhi stock market se hee earn karta hu lekin mein kabhi bhi dhindora nahi Peeta
      Ye vahi log hai jo education ko buisness samj lete hai .
      They will sell you the stock market course after that you'll sell options and stocks 😅

    • @Csklover7-n6h
      @Csklover7-n6h Год назад +1

      Sahi hai

    • @rawatankit3440
      @rawatankit3440 Год назад +4

      Jo banda really mai 2cr stock mkt se kamayega kabhi public mai nhi bolega 😂

  • @am_raghav
    @am_raghav Год назад +45

    To all the viewers: They are manipulating your mind by using tricks, if you listen them carefully, in every video, they say " Maine 2 crore ka revenue kiya hai " .. " maine 5 crore ka revenue kiya ha" wagera wagera ...but understand the things first before you start making them your inspiration, ... Revenue is the total amount, it's not the profit. ( Let's for example if someone is saying He made 1 crore revenue, it could be also like that 95 lakhs is expenses and only 5 lakh is profit, and vise versa ) ...they are just playing with psychology to trick your mind, by converting profit word into revenue.

    • @nayakkennels804
      @nayakkennels804 Год назад +3

      Revenue word usne shark tank se sunke uthaya h bro Don't mind usey itna bhi ni maaloom revenue kehte kisey h😂

    • @am_raghav
      @am_raghav Год назад

      @@nayakkennels804 hahaha

    • @avatar_bro
      @avatar_bro Год назад

      Psychology*

    • @your_name-
      @your_name- Год назад

      *Psychology

  • @buzzshocker1069
    @buzzshocker1069 Год назад +266

    Camera cuts:
    "Bhai chalo jana hoga abb 8 baje ke badh auto nhi milti"

    • @furial2633
      @furial2633 Год назад

      Jaldi se Andrew tate wala gana laga ke bachho ko chu*iya bana deta hoon, fir ghar ja ke papa se ads chalaane ke liye pese bhi to mangne hai

    • @vanced007
      @vanced007 Год назад +6

      Revealed 🤑

    • @abhijeetsmumbai
      @abhijeetsmumbai Год назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jassthind42
      @jassthind42 Год назад

      😂😂

    • @studyrishav
      @studyrishav Год назад

      😂😂

  • @chandnigandharv443
    @chandnigandharv443 6 месяцев назад +1

    Sabse sahi RUclipsr ban yaar usme Paisa power respect bhi hai yaar

  • @Shahrukh_Husain
    @Shahrukh_Husain Год назад +1649

    Health is Wealth

  • @Shiva_editz375
    @Shiva_editz375 Год назад +438

    Guy: no loss chances
    Meanwhile trading:💀

    • @Drew_mciyntyre
      @Drew_mciyntyre Год назад +4

      Loss chance toh har cheej me hai bhai jo Real estate , Farming

    • @Drew_mciyntyre
      @Drew_mciyntyre Год назад

      And itne sare kaam karne ke liye investment v bohat zyada chahiye Bhai farming karne ke liye khet fir Machines etc , aur real estate me Invest karne ke liye paise iska baap dega kya 😂 ? Fir bol rha Gandhi only coming 😂

    • @Hx7878Gambles
      @Hx7878Gambles Год назад +2

      He was talking about refferals

    • @N1xshoysob
      @N1xshoysob 11 месяцев назад

      ☠️

    • @Guts-jo7zr
      @Guts-jo7zr 10 месяцев назад

      Sub Broking me bolla tha bhai

  • @Tech_Wala_Friend
    @Tech_Wala_Friend Год назад +257

    After IT raid : Sir mere munh se ghalti se nikal gaya. Mujhe maaf kar do

    • @subhashraisikh7750
      @subhashraisikh7750 Год назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @lakhu135
      @lakhu135 Год назад +2

      Nahi bhai agar vo banda itna dimag wala hai toh vo jarur tax bharta hoga i guess

    • @rkstatus0.1
      @rkstatus0.1 Год назад

      लक्ष्य को पाने के लिए यदि हम तन, मन और धन लगा देते हैं, सच कहती हूं दोस्तों, कुंडली के सितारे भी अपनी जगह बदल देते हैं।❤️❤️❤️❤️❤

  • @sunilambre
    @sunilambre Год назад +466

    Bhai isko finance minister bana do 😂😂😂

    • @_hmm_acha_tik_h
      @_hmm_acha_tik_h Год назад +11

      Ave 1cr 90lakh paisa lgyz hoga pir 2cr kmaya mtlb itna tum sirf 10lakh kmya , wo profit puch use pool kul jyega😁😁😁 revenue aur profit m difference h

    • @AaAa-hz1bm
      @AaAa-hz1bm Год назад +4

      1 month me country barbad

    • @zeroproductions2067
      @zeroproductions2067 Год назад +7

      Bhai ye log fkae vidoes bnate h MBA chaiwala ki tarah bss self promote

    • @Bodybuildinginsights-v5h
      @Bodybuildinginsights-v5h Год назад

      Bhai finance minister bana to de ise pr ye maa chudwadega india ki trading channel join krke dekho iska jo banda hope lekr aaye wo bechara barbaad ho jaayega 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ayushikushwah7060
      @ayushikushwah7060 Год назад

      Laude ke baal khud toh berojgar hai dusro ko Gyan mat de ek toh woh mehnat karke kama Raha hai wahi bohot badi baat hai tumhare jaise bakchod comment likh le vaiila nahi baitha hai benchod karna khud se kuch ho nhi rha hai dusre ki progress dekh ke gaand jalti hai tabhi thanda Karne ke liye comment kar dete hai yaha madarchod

  • @motupatlutv00
    @motupatlutv00 Год назад +224

    95% :- farming, real state, digital course, service, referal, sub broking se
    5% :- trading se
    😂😂

  • @syeda.ayeshajeelani404
    @syeda.ayeshajeelani404 9 месяцев назад +50

    Just a normal conversation between adults giyan and suneo

  • @Moodforfunc2s
    @Moodforfunc2s Месяц назад

    Just normal conversation between "BIG SHOW" and "SAMOA JOE"😂😂😂

  • @grctechhindi9009
    @grctechhindi9009 Год назад +254

    isne 2 cr revenue bola hai not profit

    • @rathul739
      @rathul739 Год назад +6

      Itna bhi bhoto he 0 se acha

    • @Internetproviders12
      @Internetproviders12 Год назад +3

      Or farming bhi krta h kitan investment chiya hota h km sa km ak level ki farming k liya 10 cror or chota sa start ho hi nhi skthi 😂 jmin bhi 10 lakhs acod sa sasta nhi millta additional or bhi h
      Sach bta rha hu fak rha h 😂

    • @Thetradersclub_
      @Thetradersclub_ Год назад

      I didn't notice.. Thanks

    • @Zeebarback.
      @Zeebarback. Год назад +1

      ​@@Internetproviders12 poltry farming karta hai

    • @uniqueffgamingtube9610
      @uniqueffgamingtube9610 Год назад +13

      ​@@Kripesh20 anpad = you

  • @memesdukan8709
    @memesdukan8709 8 месяцев назад +246

    Neeraj Chopra :-89.94m
    This guy:-89999994m😂😂

    • @AbhijitRoy-h6v
      @AbhijitRoy-h6v 7 месяцев назад +6

      Are aap Logon Ko motivate karta hai😂😂

    • @sukkrititiwari9445
      @sukkrititiwari9445 6 месяцев назад +2

      89999994m ❌
      89999994 km ✔️

    • @Seemanta_0765
      @Seemanta_0765 5 месяцев назад

      Bohot jada fek diya isne 😂😂😂😂

    • @ajitgorai3937
      @ajitgorai3937 3 месяца назад

      Neeraj Chopra --89.58m

  • @lakshitchoudhary3489
    @lakshitchoudhary3489 Год назад +2416

    Step 1. Take loan of billions.
    Step 2. Buy the bank
    You are rich now.
    Edit- Lol, got so many likes by the people who understood the joke. Still many ass*oles are trying to tell me how much knowledge of finance their *ss carry.

  • @aryanpathak6020
    @aryanpathak6020 Год назад +27

    When he Said "Khoke" That Chappri Alert Siren Started Running In My Head 😂

    • @Being_human0032
      @Being_human0032 Год назад +2

      Not Chappri speak Bhai ( Gunde that takes hafta )

    • @aryanpathak6020
      @aryanpathak6020 Год назад

      @@Being_human0032 yup aisa lagg raha Hai 2 din pehle Majnu Bhai se Inspire Hua Hai Welcome Dekh ke 🤣🤣

    • @Being_human0032
      @Being_human0032 Год назад

      @@aryanpathak6020 ha ha ha 😂😂 Welcome or Ghatak movie, bai ji khokha khokha bai ji khokha khokha 😂😂

  • @Abdulla8233
    @Abdulla8233 2 месяца назад +1

    2 khoke matlab course sell karne ke liye 😂😂😂

  • @uniquaniteplayz6661
    @uniquaniteplayz6661 Год назад +192

    Money can't buy happiness but poverty cannot buy anything

    • @UmerQureshi
      @UmerQureshi  Год назад +15

      Hence true!

    • @BABA_YAGA_911
      @BABA_YAGA_911 Год назад +14

      A 15 YEAR KID WHO IS DEMOTIVATED AND TAKING ABOUT MONEY AND HAPPINESS, HAHAHAHA VERY COOL

    • @Kunal9998
      @Kunal9998 Год назад +1

      😂

    • @sourajyotidas7676
      @sourajyotidas7676 Год назад +2

      ​@@BABA_YAGA_911u ll understand soon

    • @rakt8946
      @rakt8946 Год назад

      ​@@UmerQureshihaat chutiye, pehele gym ka subscription kharid

  • @SoURaBh_SeN_4007
    @SoURaBh_SeN_4007 Год назад +96

    At the end apne course bechoge 😂

  • @Lokman4GaminG
    @Lokman4GaminG Год назад +36

    "now how much do you want for this acting?" "just 200 will workout🐸"

  • @gopaldass8963
    @gopaldass8963 5 месяцев назад

    Gian and Kalia spotted 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Unknown7854r
    @Unknown7854r Год назад +133

    Normal conversation between Gian and Sunio 😂😂

    • @Onestock412
      @Onestock412 Год назад +3

      Gian and Kalia 😂😂😂

    • @SUKUNAVIENS
      @SUKUNAVIENS 11 месяцев назад

      Margar wo sunio Tera sa 10 buna mamir ha

  • @Ramjeegupta17198
    @Ramjeegupta17198 Год назад +48

    Source:- trust me bro 😂

    • @furial2633
      @furial2633 Год назад

      Jaldi se Andrew tate wala gana laga ke bachho ko chu*iya bana deta hoon, fir ghar ja ke papa se ads chalaane ke liye pese bhi to mangne hai

    • @Premium_Youtube_User
      @Premium_Youtube_User Год назад

      Source in the video.

  • @iamme9896
    @iamme9896 Год назад +164

    Riste Wale : Apka beta kya karleta hai ?
    Dad : 20 saal ke Umar mein nidar hokar 2 Khokhe bolleta hai

    • @crczr
      @crczr Год назад +14

      Dad: Wese to halwai hai but internet pe fake interview b karta hai youtube dollars k liye. 😂

    • @dinakrushnanayak3974
      @dinakrushnanayak3974 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ashary9675
      @ashary9675 Год назад

      Bruh when I translate it it says
      "20 years old Umar has lost 2 shells" 🤣

  • @AbhijeetRoy-o8u
    @AbhijeetRoy-o8u Год назад +685

    Ye dono motu itne confidence ke saath jhuth bol kaise sakte hai?

    • @puneet8141
      @puneet8141 Год назад +41

      Aur sabse badiya to tha"bhai team bana rakhi hai" bachcho ne had kardi. Ise to Maine khud boomer ke tattoo ke liye shopkeeper se ladte dekha hai.

    • @KajalKumari-zj3cd
      @KajalKumari-zj3cd 10 месяцев назад +8

      Koi jhoot nahi hai iske bare me search Karo phir pata chaliga

    • @afzalahmad9597
      @afzalahmad9597 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@KajalKumari-zj3cdlgta hai bhai tu naya naya aaya hai abhi😅...

    • @ADK_7
      @ADK_7 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@afzalahmad9597👍🏻😆😂🤣💯

    • @hustlingtoberich
      @hustlingtoberich 9 месяцев назад

      Why's he lying tho? I'm new​@@afzalahmad9597

  • @borothepitbull9333
    @borothepitbull9333 Год назад +156

    Bhai ke 2khoke doctor ko jaate hai (cardio surgeon) 😅

    • @FaisalKhan-dp8kd
      @FaisalKhan-dp8kd Год назад

      😂😂😂

    • @Anonymous-gh6xf
      @Anonymous-gh6xf Год назад +4

      Mukesh Ambani's son once said, You laugh at my weight, I laugh at your bank balance. Stands true for this situation.

    • @ashary9675
      @ashary9675 Год назад +2

      ​@@Anonymous-gh6xftrust me bro your life becomes a literal joke when the world starts laughing at you and you act like a "ooh I'm rich"

  • @GURMEETwahi.
    @GURMEETwahi. 11 месяцев назад +535

    Instagram community in comment section 💀

  • @videoBluster
    @videoBluster 5 месяцев назад

    Just a normal conversation between Jiyan and Kaliya 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Bhanu_uzumaki01
    @Bhanu_uzumaki01 Год назад +523

    2 cr aate hai
    Not from businesses ,but from " pitaji ka paisa "

    • @ficodenkeqkf8ee391
      @ficodenkeqkf8ee391 Год назад +5

      No its their hardwork

    • @staymotivated805
      @staymotivated805 Год назад +1

      Vp bhi revenue hai 😅😂

    • @illusionCracker
      @illusionCracker Год назад +7

      ​@@ficodenkeqkf8ee391 tereko kya malum tuze usko dekh ke lagta ke isko khud k dum pe aate,,, isko to hilna mushkil idhar se udhar

    • @kirannikumbh218
      @kirannikumbh218 Год назад +4

      Course bechate he ye log, RUclips pe ads lagake

    • @AssamBinaryTrader
      @AssamBinaryTrader Год назад

      Sayyad apko trading ke bbare me pataa nehi haii😅

  • @sagarff8733
    @sagarff8733 Год назад +212

    Ye tho Johnny sins nikla saare kaam 😂😂

  • @shabbyff3888
    @shabbyff3888 Год назад +118

    Minimum age to be a sub broker is 21 year

    • @rummyrao9712
      @rummyrao9712 Год назад +4

      nice point.... this must be the pinned one

    • @aakashdeepmondal1480
      @aakashdeepmondal1480 Год назад +9

      Maybe your comment will be ignored or deleted, as you told the truth

    • @xavieeer
      @xavieeer Год назад +1

      True bro

    • @xavieeer
      @xavieeer Год назад +2

      And 2 crore is not a less amount.

    • @raunakroy462
      @raunakroy462 Год назад +1

      Dhoti khol rhe ho😂😂😂😂

  • @Nagnanpodcastshorts
    @Nagnanpodcastshorts 3 месяца назад

    Education ki to vaat lagade😂😂😂😂

  • @ferozmohammad7580
    @ferozmohammad7580 Год назад +628

    Money doesn't grow in trees 🎄 it grows online😂

  • @daughterlove1702
    @daughterlove1702 Год назад +79

    Bhai inko samjhao ki sirf incoming incoming karoge toh ho chuka firr economy better. Bhai economy acchi chahiye toh incoming and outgoing both should be balanced.

    • @MahendraSingh-is8tp
      @MahendraSingh-is8tp Год назад +3

      Ap outgoing kro me incoming krta hu , balanced.

    • @daughterlove1702
      @daughterlove1702 Год назад +1

      @@MahendraSingh-is8tp hats off to your logic. Main Apne hisab se outgoing karta rehta Hun aap Apne incoming Ka dhyaan Rakho.

    • @funnyshorts7
      @funnyshorts7 Год назад +1

      @@daughterlove1702 are bro chill , woh incoming sirf referal ke liye bola . aur referal matlab kya ki agar koi signup/purchase karega toh thoda commision isko milega . baki incoming outgoing toh company aur customer ke bich me hota rehega
      plus agar kisi ka income badhega toh uska purchasing power automatically badh jayega , woh jyada spend karega hi .

    • @daughterlove1702
      @daughterlove1702 Год назад

      @@funnyshorts7 that makes sense. Cheers

    • @sachin7891
      @sachin7891 Год назад

      ​@@funnyshorts7 refer ka matlab bhi to samjho isse kamana practical nahi lagta.. Kyon refer means ki jitne jyada person utne jyada kamai aur person ko laoge kahan se us kam ko karne ke liye jo tum khud nahin kar pa rahe ho... Aur sab kar bhi to nahi sakte us work ko to wo signup kyon karenge... Kyonk kisi friend ko pareshan karna bhai mere link se login kar le faltu mein aur sirf signup karne se kuchh nahi hota ya milta hai... Agar usko sach karne hoga to khud hi kar lega ya kar raha hoga..

  • @bhagyeshkotian1747
    @bhagyeshkotian1747 Год назад +10

    These kids have confidence no one knows are they legit or not but they do have confidence.

  • @Chandanlifts
    @Chandanlifts Год назад +10

    Average Mcdonalds Worker without camera 💀

  • @Vinaysharma-yf8ig
    @Vinaysharma-yf8ig Год назад +6

    Fact : referrals shi h esme loss nhi h jo bhi h aayega !! This one was really good 👍🏻

    • @amittt2807
      @amittt2807 Год назад

      To bhai tum hi btado best refferal earing app konsi h

    • @Vinaysharma-yf8ig
      @Vinaysharma-yf8ig Год назад

      @@amittt2807 bohot sare hai jo mn kre krlo 😀

  • @reddiamond4558
    @reddiamond4558 Год назад +78

    Agar koi sach me 2 crore kamayega to itne khule aam nhi batata Bhai 😅

  • @rizz_xtn
    @rizz_xtn 3 месяца назад +1

    🗣️Kaka ji Kam ki karde ho
    Le me:- Pind bahuteya nu shak ya black karde 💀🖤

  • @jd9542
    @jd9542 Год назад +126

    matlab kuch bhi😂 internet is full of shady people these days

  • @onlymytype5915
    @onlymytype5915 Год назад +364

    Sabse acha Akshay Kumar = 25 din me paisa double 😂

    • @shithijhumne1057
      @shithijhumne1057 Год назад +1

      21*

    • @rubicscubekiduniya8043
      @rubicscubekiduniya8043 Год назад +1

      21 days

    • @sourindutta5236
      @sourindutta5236 Год назад

      Mera pas 45 din me paisa double ka scheme hainn🤫🤫

    • @saisambeet13198
      @saisambeet13198 Год назад +1

      Mere paas 1 sec mai paisa double karne ka formula hai.. paise ko leke mirror ke aage rakhdo

    • @IquraMomin
      @IquraMomin Год назад

      Mere pass bhi ek sceam hai 25 din mein Paisa gayab 🤣🤣(just kidding)

  • @Samyak._Jain
    @Samyak._Jain Год назад +11

    Health is wealth 🙂

    • @ritamray344
      @ritamray344 Год назад

      Bhai tere pas dono hi nhi hai XD

    • @Samyak._Jain
      @Samyak._Jain Год назад

      @@ritamray344 saale ye duk Khatam kyun nhi hota 😭

  • @uttarakhand_chess
    @uttarakhand_chess Год назад +77

    Bhai meri age 18 ha me Every day bagwan ko yaad karte hu Bahut khush rahte ha jiwan. ❤ Radhe radhe

    • @AGNOSTIC_ATHEIST
      @AGNOSTIC_ATHEIST Год назад +1

      Are Bhai bhagwan yaad karne se khush nahi hote , Unhe to tumhare aatma chahiye.
      To jao upar , upar Jake bhagwan hi milenge na .

    • @Ssj_blue767
      @Ssj_blue767 Год назад

      ​@@AGNOSTIC_ATHEISTunhe aatma nahi chahiye unhe kuch bhi kyu hi chahiye hoga hamse sab kuch toh unse hi mila aur milta hai

    • @uttarakhand_chess
      @uttarakhand_chess Год назад

      @@AGNOSTIC_ATHEIST Bhai mena bola bagwan ka name yaad karna sa me khush rahte hu na ki vo aur baat rahi unsa milena Ki toh vo yahi milte ha unka liya kahi jana ki jarurat nhi ha 🤗

  • @dashing_armaan_yt
    @dashing_armaan_yt Год назад +503

    Jo crore mein kamata hai wo kabhi dikhata nhi hai "Show off" nhi karta🗿
    -- Manoj Dey Plot

    • @CricFlickz
      @CricFlickz Год назад +11

      Manoj Dey kon Tera baap hai?

    • @KSFURI
      @KSFURI Год назад +1

      ​@@CricFlickz uska chod lekin tera baap to mai hu hu beta

    • @Rtffttftggy6
      @Rtffttftggy6 Год назад +1

      Tum jaise log c*utiye hote hai..😂
      --My plot 😊

    • @ashwintyagi
      @ashwintyagi Год назад +1

      😂😂 Manoj Dey plot 😂😂😂😂 ooh Bhai ...

    • @gauravnaagar5799
      @gauravnaagar5799 Год назад +1

      @@ashwintyagi kon h bhai vo ?

  • @dawson6196
    @dawson6196 Год назад +568

    "A dork with money is just a rich dork"
    Andrew Tate

    • @hansnathsingh4869
      @hansnathsingh4869 Год назад +5

      Would probably love to be one 😂

    • @dawson6196
      @dawson6196 Год назад +14

      @@hansnathsingh4869 No point in having money, if you aren't physically strong, bad with women, fat, have no class, and are deceitful.
      Money is just an amplifier, it solves alot of the problem, but it just amplifies you.
      Making money, while having all of the other things as well.

    • @ThatAsianGuyExplains
      @ThatAsianGuyExplains Год назад +8

      @@dawson6196 Bhai tu kya crorepati hai?

    • @Truth11173
      @Truth11173 Год назад

      That dork is just a big fat phony

    • @hrsandeep9191
      @hrsandeep9191 Год назад +1

      ​@@ThatAsianGuyExplains gyani baba 😂 achhi knowlegde hai usko

  • @JatinjeetSingh-r5g
    @JatinjeetSingh-r5g Год назад +15

    Inhone 5 star hotel k washroom ka kya khoob istemaal kiya … motivation speech dene k liye …😂

    • @amaldas7539
      @amaldas7539 Год назад

      Apki thora sa pesa mujhe de do

  • @rezwanchowdhury7052
    @rezwanchowdhury7052 Год назад +179

    Aloo and Potato left the conversation.

  • @nepalihotwheelshunters6713
    @nepalihotwheelshunters6713 Год назад +25

    Kidnaper be like hamara agla sikar mil gaya 😂😂😂😂

  • @CricTimeWithSameer
    @CricTimeWithSameer 3 месяца назад

    gian and suneo normal conversation

  • @KakaKaka-op2sg
    @KakaKaka-op2sg Год назад +384

    Normal Converstion between Elephand and Buffalo 😂

    • @story_block_777
      @story_block_777 Год назад +21

      *Bro that buffalo can buy you 10 times at the same time* 💀💀

    • @shailendra-wu7vk
      @shailendra-wu7vk Год назад +2

      What if he don't agree to sell himself ??😅😅😂

    • @bhanusrujanamalisetti
      @bhanusrujanamalisetti Год назад +4

      Elephand? Bhai😂

    • @dharm_snatan
      @dharm_snatan Год назад

      ​@@shailendra-wu7vkBruhhh savage😂😂...🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️

    • @Abhishek_parihar0
      @Abhishek_parihar0 Год назад +1

      ​@@bhanusrujanamalisettinew updated version he bhai elephant ka

  • @TechNiteshG
    @TechNiteshG Год назад +10

    Kal mere yaha bhi ED ki raid pari thi😂😂 क्योंकि मैं विधायक,मुखमंत्री,प्रधानमंत्री,जज,आईएफएस,IAS सबकुछ हू 😂😂😂😂

  • @AkhandBharat504
    @AkhandBharat504 9 месяцев назад +4

    Finally, I found Giyan and Kaliaaa😂😂

  • @sherbaz3591
    @sherbaz3591 Год назад +31

    His course is named:
    How to be millionaire... if you're a billionaire

    • @praveensingh67
      @praveensingh67 Год назад +6

      I have bought his 2 days trial of Rs 1132 but mujhe kuch bhi profit nahi hua..

    • @amanverma7144
      @amanverma7144 Год назад +5

      @@praveensingh67 agr 2 din me profit hota toh mai elon mush hota

    • @Unexpectedthings007
      @Unexpectedthings007 Год назад

      ​@@praveensingh67 tere jese chutiye aise chutiyo ko ameer banate hain phir ye internet pe aake hagte hain

  • @prokabaddi4160
    @prokabaddi4160 Год назад +609

    “Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have” - Winston Churchill

  • @zxcallisto3463
    @zxcallisto3463 Год назад +7

    Yes sir ❤😊 We Want Series 🥳💪🏽💪🏽

  • @Arishfa-w6j
    @Arishfa-w6j 3 месяца назад

    Income tax wants your location😂😂
    And one for black shirt
    Ghutka khana Kam Karo 😂

  • @shin_gippeum
    @shin_gippeum Год назад +32

    Neet aspirants at this age are crying in corner😢😂 bt their struggle is real not everyone is made to do this

  • @nishii_20
    @nishii_20 Год назад +11

    Bhai agar ye sach mai hota na to India mai berozgari na hoti🤣🤣🤣