As a European player I can tell you one thing: the less people there are, the easier it is to get plat... ...then again, the platinum ranking here is the top 2k so...
@@rmachado1987 The global server named “Global” for this game is just for anywhere that isn’t in any of the other 4 global servers (North America/Korea/TaiwanHongkongMacao/(Anywhere else in)Asia) “Global” is commonly called EU, because European players make up the majority of the population there. Because they are not present in any other server, South American players would also be placed into “Global”.
This that stuff hurts more than anything its insane how the starting queue will put the same combination of characters a million times but not just the 2 that I want. Just let us pick our starting queue in raids ffs.
Dorm designer here, can confirm I spent half of my day once fine-tuning my cafe to make it look as aesthetically pleasing as possible with the furniture I crafted nearly every day. It’s fun honestly Make a slander meme criticizing the favourite students i wanna see the reactions to that lolol
Mfw I want a floor/walls that will make my dorm look like a classic grimey basement arcade but everything's so well lit... Just ends up looking like some posh sweets cafe
0:47 lol, here i am a beginner who have just started 2 weeks ago only have reached level 41 today and at level 36 i successful finished hardcore raid all thanks to a borrowed maki and the power of ako i pulled with 180 pulls (and cherino which i got in ako's banner). hilarious to see my ranking being on the top 20k even though i'm in the level 30s and surrounded by level 50s-70s at that time XD great contents btw, i have been watching a lot of your videos for guides as i'm new to this game.
Been playing for 1 and a half months, this is way too accurate lmao. Loving all the rerun banners and wish I had ako or wakamo T_T started in the middle of the wakamo so i ended up missing out on it
"metaslaves tells you that you will literally die if you skip Ako" me: pulls ako and then keeping her at level 1 to spite metaslaves (I did get Ako early, like 30-ish pulls so it doesn't really hit a dent in my pyroxenes savings)
lucky bastard, as someone whose waifu is ako i got her in 180 pulls, that much pulls might as well made me spark her for the 4 star. i forced my f2p ass to spend money after 140 pulls just to get more pulls.
I pulled Saya more than any other student in my roster. I have pulled her twice before I got her to 5 star, then bought her eligma everyday until she was, THEN I left her alone. Now she is at UE40.
0:47 and 1:23 was me today, somehow spending over 30 minutes trying to 1 team Binah, even though I had already done so every day previously within 5 tries at most, and knowing that going for a better score wouldn't even matter. (I hate rocket RNG.)
That last one is so true, especially since I personally experienced it. Was the same guy who said "PVP takes skill", which is the biggest lie since the flat earth.
1:30 Yeah that one is funny. Got like 16 characters. Mostly ones from Total assault, but farmable students are also mostly 5 stars. Threw a few elephs here and there too.
Broke: Trying to brainstorm PvP to "consistently" win the RNG fiesta without owning either S. Mashiro or S. Hina. Woke: Just don't care anymore and still rank relatively high.
I just love that i skipped so many characters saving for specific waifu and when she comes out. I literally got all them except for the higher rated one im targetting. Out of 200 pulls i got 5 new girls (plus other random 3*) and not one is the banner specific. I skipped em for a reason but they just haunt me down lol.
Raid reset is not accurate anymore Now it should be: Raid tryhards when they have to reset for the right skill order for 15 minutes straight because they forgot to set starting skill order *again*
I genuinely didn't know Miku was in BA, mostly because I don't play gacha games anymore, and because I was too busy protecting my favorite smol bean Miyu. ...What? Just because I don't play a game, doesn't mean I can't like any characters.
iirc global server splits into the following regions: Taiwan, Korea, Asia, NA and "global". So there is no such thing called European server. BTW a fast hardcore clear in the "global" region is enough to secure the platinum ranking, meanwhile Korean server requires an EX clear within 2:20. Holy sh!t.
yeah, you're right but the 'global' region is just the European players. I figured it would be confusing to call it the global region since the players from all regions are commonly referred to as global players. Easier to just call it the European server for the video.
The PVP was true bruh, I can't comprehend how im being outmatched by a 3 star Student, plus the auto skill is just dumb, like my tank is on full health yet the computer would nonchalantly cast the healers skill
I don't mind not getting the banner character after spending that 1200 pyroxenes. I just can't tolerate them resetting the gacha's pity for every god damn new banner arrives. Like seriously.....other gacha games didn't do that, heck even FGO has np such bullcrap like that.
I actually want global to catch up but i don't know if its going to happen anymore, i just hate being 7 months behind on new content, i get that clairvoyance is useful but i'm no tryhard so i couldn't care less, the issue is that JP keeps doing these double banners now so it will be pretty much impossible to catch up unless they start doing triple banners or something.
I feel offended, I'll have you know I graduated top of my class with a bachelor's degree in physics and I can confidently say my Miku pulls have been worth it, Ako can simply spook me when I get Wakamo later on so all I can say is that all you Miku skippers are missing out a lot, also the fact that Miku being a limited unit makes her rather exclusive, and if they plan on buffing her, we'll see who will be laughing in the future.
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"BA Devs releasing a new bgm" is so true...
Ost 172
Truly the best ost of all time
As a European player I can tell you one thing: the less people there are, the easier it is to get plat...
...then again, the platinum ranking here is the top 2k so...
As someone on EU server aswell - even tho I live in Brazil go figure - I LOVE the small server.
It is so much more chill and smooth being here =]
@@rmachado1987 The global server named “Global” for this game is just for anywhere that isn’t in any of the other 4 global servers (North America/Korea/TaiwanHongkongMacao/(Anywhere else in)Asia)
“Global” is commonly called EU, because European players make up the majority of the population there. Because they are not present in any other server, South American players would also be placed into “Global”.
wait is the eu server actually that small lol thats kinda sad ngl
@@user-cq9wy6wu4h it's honestly completely fine, the only sad part is that due to the server separation I can't find people who are on other servers
I can't even download BA, It's not available on my country
The raid reset one would hurt less if I didn't do the raid perfectly on Mock in one try and then have to reset 20 times on the actual try.
Just 20 restarts? Pathetic...
it be like that fr
This that stuff hurts more than anything its insane how the starting queue will put the same combination of characters a million times but not just the 2 that I want. Just let us pick our starting queue in raids ffs.
I RELATE TO THIS ON SPIRITUAL LEVEL
Dorm designer here, can confirm I spent half of my day once fine-tuning my cafe to make it look as aesthetically pleasing as possible with the furniture I crafted nearly every day. It’s fun honestly
Make a slander meme criticizing the favourite students i wanna see the reactions to that lolol
Mfw I want a floor/walls that will make my dorm look like a classic grimey basement arcade but everything's so well lit...
Just ends up looking like some posh sweets cafe
Most people rejected his message. They hated Adipose9, because he told them the truth.
0:47 lol, here i am a beginner who have just started 2 weeks ago only have reached level 41 today and at level 36 i successful finished hardcore raid all thanks to a borrowed maki and the power of ako i pulled with 180 pulls (and cherino which i got in ako's banner). hilarious to see my ranking being on the top 20k even though i'm in the level 30s and surrounded by level 50s-70s at that time XD
great contents btw, i have been watching a lot of your videos for guides as i'm new to this game.
Holy sheet you reached lv 41 so fast
you forgot to say "im f2p btw" like the video said smh my head
Clap clap clap
I spend 3 months to get to lvl 40
Dear goodness, this is easily the most accurate Blue Archive Slander I have ever seen.
Been playing for 1 and a half months, this is way too accurate lmao. Loving all the rerun banners and wish I had ako or wakamo T_T started in the middle of the wakamo so i ended up missing out on it
Adipose9 when he is asked for a c5 guide
cant type shunny in danbooru either
*sirens in the distance
OH SHI-
blue archive players explaing why they are not pedophiles
_*finish extreme mock up after 10 mins_
Me: "Okay, I can do this".
_0:47__ me 45 mins later_
"metaslaves tells you that you will literally die if you skip Ako"
me: pulls ako and then keeping her at level 1 to spite metaslaves
(I did get Ako early, like 30-ish pulls so it doesn't really hit a dent in my pyroxenes savings)
lucky bastard, as someone whose waifu is ako i got her in 180 pulls, that much pulls might as well made me spark her for the 4 star. i forced my f2p ass to spend money after 140 pulls just to get more pulls.
Lmao i got her for free when the free pulls give
Tryharding in a raid knowing full well that your rank ain't gonna go higher than it is.
I have been playing this game for a month and man i learned a lot here
Good job Adi, very accurate and salty meme . Tbh i wanted to make one like this but didnt have time recently
Better late than never, I look forward to your meme :AkoWhip:
Bro this is so good😂, never laugh this hard as long as i can remember. Really great vid!
*Saves 12.000 pyroxene for Ako banner
*Only got Suzumi and Saya
*Cries a lot
Saya ue 40😹
I pulled Saya more than any other student in my roster. I have pulled her twice before I got her to 5 star, then bought her eligma everyday until she was, THEN I left her alone.
Now she is at UE40.
@@matsurischlaagen1757 want ue 50?😆
@@salutemorphosis Please god no... I pulled her casual variant three times already too, please spare me...
I heckin' love childern!
2:08 literally me. Why spend hours of practicing when you can master it in 30mins xd.
0:47 i love that theyve since updated the game so that you can pick your starting skills in the menu THANK THE LORD
this meme is pure gol-
it's pure platinum
"Skill issue Adi, skill issue"
It's just Adi issue.
Second to last meme is me watching your raid & guide videos, lol
Thanks for them tho
whales calling themselves "f2p btw XDDD" (they only have 1 joke)
can't imagine what that would be like
tbh, I agree with metaslaves about pullin Ako...
I mean, I'ld die if Ako didn't squish her thighs around my neck.
There’s just no reason to disagree.
I’ll combust if Ako doesn’t put her entire weight around my o.chin(atsu.)
0:47 that hurts because it's completely true.
Always a nice trip looking at the flex and salt channel for a bunch of luccsaccs.
omg i fucking love the slanders
As a person who typically gets the banner first 10wish, I'm happy.
Literally 1:17 lmao
Raid tryharders when they accidentally press forfeit instead of restart:
0:47 and 1:23 was me today, somehow spending over 30 minutes trying to 1 team Binah, even though I had already done so every day previously within 5 tries at most, and knowing that going for a better score wouldn't even matter. (I hate rocket RNG.)
That last one is so true, especially since I personally experienced it.
Was the same guy who said "PVP takes skill", which is the biggest lie since the flat earth.
I don't play Blue Archive, thankfully, but from what I've heard of it, the soundtrack DOES bang, really.
Having miku in ba is such a flex now 😭
Adipose 9 typing Miku propaganda in discord.
Adipose9 when he can only showcase his UE69 Koharu in Hieronymus Insane
Peak video tbh
This is so true, especially the BGM and stylized gear parts. Music slaps hard and the characters have DRIP. Good vid, my raw yeehaw! ❤️👍
1:30 Yeah that one is funny. Got like 16 characters. Mostly ones from Total assault, but farmable students are also mostly 5 stars. Threw a few elephs here and there too.
Broke: Trying to brainstorm PvP to "consistently" win the RNG fiesta without owning either S. Mashiro or S. Hina.
Woke: Just don't care anymore and still rank relatively high.
Shunny : Pixiv *smug face*
I skipped Ako for Wakamo, worth it.
"metaslaves tells you that you will literally die if you skip Ako"
me skipped Ako banner, then got her at Wakano's fest banner:
I just love that i skipped so many characters saving for specific waifu and when she comes out. I literally got all them except for the higher rated one im targetting. Out of 200 pulls i got 5 new girls (plus other random 3*) and not one is the banner specific. I skipped em for a reason but they just haunt me down lol.
gold gamers explaining how ako would push them to top 10 are in shambles
Hey i feel attacked
Raid reset is not accurate anymore
Now it should be:
Raid tryhards when they have to reset for the right skill order for 15 minutes straight because they forgot to set starting skill order *again*
I only played BA for waifus & Ako is one of my target since her reveal in story XD
me who has not sparked a single banner because i always get them within 100 pulls: [nervous sweating]
got called out several times too many in this video
I didn't know there was an eu server till i realise my raid cutoff for plat is 2k... everything made so much sense after that
I'm surprised there is no Mika slander. Can't wait for this month livestream 😂
I'm innocent!
Congratulations on 1st rank
You are the best. gg
PvP tryhards explaining that randomized skill activation is actually a display of skill
1:30 me with my F2P 5* Iori belike: 😂
0:36 istg this Miku players, can't scroll shit without being reminded they got Miku.
I genuinely didn't know Miku was in BA, mostly because I don't play gacha games anymore, and because I was too busy protecting my favorite smol bean Miyu.
...What? Just because I don't play a game, doesn't mean I can't like any characters.
You will NEVER have Miku hahahahaha AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHA
I legit scream 9 dimensions after i got mika😭
As someone who's recently got addicted to BA, i don't understand any of this shit except 1200 pyroxene
0:25
Now its triple banners for global
Deconstruction of the BA community, that last one
My luck was good when I first started out, but now that Im into the game my luck suddenly turned shit
f2p btw
0:05 I can relate
iirc global server splits into the following regions: Taiwan, Korea, Asia, NA and "global". So there is no such thing called European server. BTW a fast hardcore clear in the "global" region is enough to secure the platinum ranking, meanwhile Korean server requires an EX clear within 2:20. Holy sh!t.
yeah, you're right but the 'global' region is just the European players. I figured it would be confusing to call it the global region since the players from all regions are commonly referred to as global players. Easier to just call it the European server for the video.
Day 1 jp player here and I still don't have Ako and Iori 😎
Me who just started:
Noted
Me quitting after not getting a single 3 star from 100+ pulls:
The PVP was true bruh, I can't comprehend how im being outmatched by a 3 star Student, plus the auto skill is just dumb, like my tank is on full health yet the computer would nonchalantly cast the healers skill
I don't mind not getting the banner character after spending that 1200 pyroxenes.
I just can't tolerate them resetting the gacha's pity for every god damn new banner arrives.
Like seriously.....other gacha games didn't do that, heck even FGO has np such bullcrap like that.
I actually want global to catch up but i don't know if its going to happen anymore, i just hate being 7 months behind on new content, i get that clairvoyance is useful but i'm no tryhard so i couldn't care less, the issue is that JP keeps doing these double banners now so it will be pretty much impossible to catch up unless they start doing triple banners or something.
there was a blue archive EU server?!
"F2P players cant have 5* chrs"
My 5* Ichika alt acct:
I don't understand some meme 🥲🥲 example 0:51
1:58 Every BGM are on Fire 🔥🔥🔥
Student
You take part in some of these too
impossible, I am untainted
blue archive players explaining how they play for the gameplay not for the little girls:
global raiders when they want to talk about their rank if they were in KR.
I was expecting a NA server call-out joke
damn, so true about raid reset and EU server
1:29
please tell me that ''someone'' is joking,right?
if you play long enough,you can 5* all the characters from Raid shop and Pvp shop.
Me who skip ako from her past banner
Me : OH NOoooooo
Got ako and koharu in koharu banner and they still new
Me : anyway
nah fr every ba yt says to pull almost every banner
0:10
me need 10 x to get 2 ako and 2 other 3 star : patetic
Bro I just don't get it. I dropped the 10 pull, where is the teenager I want? I get better rates at foster homes.
Reset for 15 minutes only to get double bombed
Plz make more videos
I really like it 🤣
this is hilarious (I'm F2P btw)
Me with 100k pyroxenes and gold trophies 😐
Been playing for almost 3 years now and i'm still stuck on hardcore raids
ba players when mt didnt give 1200 anymore, but 960
I feel offended, I'll have you know I graduated top of my class with a bachelor's degree in physics and I can confidently say my Miku pulls have been worth it, Ako can simply spook me when I get Wakamo later on so all I can say is that all you Miku skippers are missing out a lot, also the fact that Miku being a limited unit makes her rather exclusive, and if they plan on buffing her, we'll see who will be laughing in the future.
Me who reached 200 pulls without Iroha, reaching hard pity 😁
True AND real
Urusai!
Gold rank for ako skipper :P
Where you left Arona burning the players pyroxene? or slapping players with blue pulls? XD
190 pulls without pick ups
Hold up, i am a European server player! 😭