Is this a knife or a sword?

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  • Опубликовано: 7 окт 2024

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  • @MelissaBackwoods
    @MelissaBackwoods  Год назад +1659

    Knife, sword or both? I Can’t tell lol. I spotted this one Millers Bros Blades booth during Blade Show last month and they were kind enough to do a demo for me ha

  • @kallenavn2783
    @kallenavn2783 Год назад +12089

    Machete enters the chat

    • @cooper9643
      @cooper9643 Год назад +205

      @nedkelly3436😂😂😂 bro do you know how many people get killed with machetes?

    • @NuttyCuts_
      @NuttyCuts_ Год назад +298

      @nedkelly3436bro machetes are like the number 1 choice for criminals in the UK, lots of people getting slashed on the streets. It’s a pretty effective weapon

    • @vivaelgato4541
      @vivaelgato4541 Год назад +101

      @nedkelly3436 I guess people are long grass lol

    • @jeremiahsmith7924
      @jeremiahsmith7924 Год назад +8

      Yep,

    • @henryettacollins9095
      @henryettacollins9095 Год назад +30

      Telemillion chopped up Jamaicans machetes aren't good for much, maybe Haitians?..
      Swords and machetes come from the same place. Kind of the same thing you wonk

  • @ontheruntips7242
    @ontheruntips7242 9 месяцев назад +705

    "Is it a knife or a sword?"
    Response-"It will kill."

    • @sharin7796
      @sharin7796 8 месяцев назад +38

      "it will keel"

    • @ontheruntips7242
      @ontheruntips7242 8 месяцев назад +8

      @sharin7796 thank you for the proper pronunciation. That what I was goin for.

    • @mr.andrettibaham5796
      @mr.andrettibaham5796 8 месяцев назад +2

      kratos voice*

    • @Niko-the-Black-Dragon
      @Niko-the-Black-Dragon 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@mr.andrettibaham5796boy.

    • @Plan0B0Krue
      @Plan0B0Krue 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@ontheruntips7242 i need to see Marcaidas review now!😂

  • @MG-hq9kj
    @MG-hq9kj Год назад +3751

    “Do I need it?”
    “No”
    “Do I want it?”
    “Yes”

    • @pennsyltuckyreb9800
      @pennsyltuckyreb9800 Год назад +32

      I ain't $2,000 blade rich.... lol

    • @King_Chopper000
      @King_Chopper000 Год назад +30

      @@pennsyltuckyreb9800 wish I was but got dammit I ain’t😂😂😭💀

    • @glennavellino1172
      @glennavellino1172 Год назад +15

      Lol how do you know you won't need it.

    • @panda1412.
      @panda1412. Год назад

      Americans are just consumers 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that's why a nerd is holding a knife he can barely afford 😂😂😂😂

    • @King_Chopper000
      @King_Chopper000 Год назад +19

      @@glennavellino1172 cause our guns will work better lol

  • @GabeDuzMaddenTH7
    @GabeDuzMaddenTH7 6 месяцев назад +144

    Knife? No.
    Sword? No.
    Machete? Yes.

    • @IronicExplosion
      @IronicExplosion 6 месяцев назад +3

      The spine looks too thick to be a machete; this is in the weird middle-ground inhabited by the Bowie knife, gladius, and katzbalger

    • @SmokePoppa
      @SmokePoppa 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@IronicExplosionit’s definitely not a machete, but to be clear, a machete is a knife that uses knife movements to do its job. A machete carries its weight at the tip and uses a slashing motion to transfer the energy into a cutting movement.

    • @spf50sunscreen80
      @spf50sunscreen80 6 месяцев назад

      Way too thick to be a machete. It's a short swife,

  • @saikosai265
    @saikosai265 9 месяцев назад +1227

    As an Australian I can confirm..... THATS A KNIFE!!!

    • @bambiwaddlefeet
      @bambiwaddlefeet 9 месяцев назад +71

      Ygotta call it a KNOYYFF tho.

    • @mattjack3983
      @mattjack3983 9 месяцев назад +40

      ​@@bambiwaddlefeetIt's definitely a KNOYFF!

    • @veautifulstranger
      @veautifulstranger 9 месяцев назад +23

      Thanks, Dundee!

    • @saikosai265
      @saikosai265 9 месяцев назад +16

      @@veautifulstranger no wucken forries mate!! Its as dry as a dead dingoes donga out here... I reckon I might hit the frog n toad,chuck a yewie then pop into the rubedy dub for a nice counterie... whaddya reckon knackers??

    • @FrejthKing
      @FrejthKing 9 месяцев назад +7

      kroikey mate

  • @Spock-l9b
    @Spock-l9b 9 месяцев назад +251

    Australians: that's not a knife (pulls out a knife as big as your body) this is a knife

    • @theeasternfront6436
      @theeasternfront6436 8 месяцев назад +13

      Meanwhile, in modern day Australia “Officer that person hurt my feelings!” Cop;”You! Your under arrest……mate”

    • @mistert8590
      @mistert8590 8 месяцев назад +1

      ⁠@@theeasternfront6436This, if you’re NOT first beat to death, by the Man’s Louis Vuitton Handbag/Clutch,…

    • @neoesta
      @neoesta 8 месяцев назад +3

      Crocodile Dundee II, ty for throwback :)

    • @aegis8212
      @aegis8212 8 месяцев назад

      I see you’ve played Knifey Spoony before

    • @gMoney7567
      @gMoney7567 8 месяцев назад +1

      Nah, 'at's nawt uh noif. THIS is uh NOIF!

  • @robertboyer3013
    @robertboyer3013 11 месяцев назад +223

    I can still hear Dundee saying...that's not a knife

    • @d3ltaohniner261
      @d3ltaohniner261 10 месяцев назад +3

      In my head I hear his response being the same one the first time he takes off in the airplane for New York.
      "Jeeeeeesus christ!"

    • @eg6370
      @eg6370 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@d3ltaohniner261Crock Dundee said it like *Noife 😅😂😂

    • @josephedlin2172
      @josephedlin2172 10 месяцев назад +1

      noife … that’s a fuk’in beauty mate

  • @DEVILxFRUIT
    @DEVILxFRUIT 7 месяцев назад +146

    As a Mexican I can confirm we would use this in the kitchen as a knife.

    • @BrooklynPhenixRising
      @BrooklynPhenixRising 6 месяцев назад +3

      Jamaica too!

    • @frankknox9127
      @frankknox9127 6 месяцев назад

      What are you cutting up with it, a chupacabra?

    • @nlmarkas
      @nlmarkas 6 месяцев назад

      Hehe Well… ¡Viva la México!

    • @MWS67
      @MWS67 5 месяцев назад +1

      Looks like a BBQ knife to me.

    • @nabillaaroussi2965
      @nabillaaroussi2965 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @keeshonturner9816
    @keeshonturner9816 Год назад +628

    Shaquille O'Neal wants his steak knife back..

    • @Lum1nox
      @Lum1nox Год назад +17

      Lmfao XDDDD i cant bruh

    • @lastmanstanding5338
      @lastmanstanding5338 Год назад +5

      😂

    • @keybgbeez5713
      @keybgbeez5713 11 месяцев назад +12

      You mean butter knife?

    • @Lum1nox
      @Lum1nox 11 месяцев назад

      dont make me butter your knife ;)@@keybgbeez5713

    • @xylsky1300
      @xylsky1300 11 месяцев назад +12

      More like his pocket knife

  • @vincentvalentine1435
    @vincentvalentine1435 10 месяцев назад +789

    Shortsword, great knife, machete...it's whatever you want it to be... except a gun

    • @Sam-gf1eb
      @Sam-gf1eb 9 месяцев назад +34

      Nice slingshot bro

    • @vyren2030
      @vyren2030 9 месяцев назад +27

      Nope its an Knife. The handle construction defines it as an knife. Check "Kriegsmesser" as an example its an "sword" by its size but its really an knife.

    • @GrumpyCaveman
      @GrumpyCaveman 9 месяцев назад +30

      Well, with a little modification, it can be a gun.

    • @infamoushacker4chan883
      @infamoushacker4chan883 9 месяцев назад +13

      _[Laughs in welder]_

    • @kyle18934
      @kyle18934 9 месяцев назад +12

      ​@vyren2030 I would classify a kriegsmesser as a sword though. it's built with a knife handle, but it's the blade of a saber

  • @robertobellodelval3919
    @robertobellodelval3919 11 месяцев назад +433

    As Mick Dundee said: "THIS is a knife!". 😂

    • @txgunguy2766
      @txgunguy2766 10 месяцев назад +19

      His exact words were
      "That's not a knife. Now, that's a knife".

    • @tannernorton7868
      @tannernorton7868 10 месяцев назад +1

      Shoot mick Dundee's knife was just a lil prick compared to that thing

    • @gilbertgranby9339
      @gilbertgranby9339 10 месяцев назад +3

      Without the measurements I would guess the Handle is about 8", the Blade is about 18". So, that would make it about 10" longer than what is described for Dundee's knife. Handle: 5.5" and Blade: 10.5" 🤔🙄

    • @blackbway
      @blackbway 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@txgunguy2766Arnold Schwarzenegger repeats on mocking Silvester Stallion's Rambo knife launch reunion.

    • @russpekt155
      @russpekt155 10 месяцев назад +2

      ⁠​⁠@@txgunguy2766
      “Mick, give him your wallet”
      “What for?”
      “He’s got,a knife”
      “Ha ha ha,that’s not a knife”
      “That’s a knife”

  • @nkartizan890
    @nkartizan890 7 месяцев назад +34

    Average standard issue of the *Imperium of Mankind*

    • @Kritical_Blink
      @Kritical_Blink 6 месяцев назад +3

      The Katachan Jungle Fighters send their regards o7

  • @xblaze45
    @xblaze45 10 месяцев назад +283

    *in a bad Croc Dundee voice*
    "That's not a 'knife'... THIS is a 'knife'!"

    • @pottersmarauders
      @pottersmarauders 9 месяцев назад +7

      'That's not a knife, that's a spoon.'
      'I see you've played knifey spoony before.'
      The Simpsons. Lisa and a cameo character. Can't remember which episode though. ☹️

    • @Freeknickers24
      @Freeknickers24 9 месяцев назад +12

      *Knoyfe

    • @iamabsolution95
      @iamabsolution95 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@Freeknickers24 CORRECT PRONUNCIATION!!! 💪💯🌍

    • @mcguckin13
      @mcguckin13 9 месяцев назад +1

      @xbkaze45 You were close

    • @ExemplarNull
      @ExemplarNull 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@pottersmarauders pretty sure it was episode 16 of either season 6 or 7

  • @chadcollins6854
    @chadcollins6854 10 месяцев назад +128

    Scales on either side of a full tang handle, single edged, no guard, quillions, or pommel. Its technically just a big knife.

    • @noticedruid4985
      @noticedruid4985 10 месяцев назад +3

      Nah it would be considered as a short sword, it's similar to a machete.

    • @jz1528
      @jz1528 10 месяцев назад +7

      *pulls out switch blade*
      “That’s not a knife.”
      *This short*
      “Now this buggah, that’s a knife.”

    • @chaosapple7771
      @chaosapple7771 10 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@noticedruid4985No, it wouldn't be considered a short sword. It is a knife. Maybe a machete. (A machete is a knife that fits very specific dimensions.)
      Look up what a kriegsmesser is. It looks like a sword. It isn't. Its a knife. It literally means long knife in German. The handle is pinned on either side of the tang and doesn't wrap around the whole tang. Which makes it a knife. This is built the same way. Which means it is also a knife/machete.

    • @cjmunnee3356
      @cjmunnee3356 10 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@chaosapple7771You are absolutely correct... just 1 small detail. Kriegsmesser means war knife. Long knife would be something along the lines of langesmesser.

    • @chaosapple7771
      @chaosapple7771 10 месяцев назад +9

      @cjmunnee3356 Ah dang it, I miss typed. You are correct. I meant to say war knife. But I think I was also thinking in my mind about the langemesser, and I got the two mixed up in that moment. My bad lol.
      Though I think Lange Messer is two words, but I could be wrong about that. I don't speak German, I just know somethings about swords.

  • @crossbones80
    @crossbones80 10 месяцев назад +153

    'That's not a knife...
    'Ere's A KNIFE!'

  • @L0R011
    @L0R011 7 месяцев назад +19

    I want the whole set up... Blade, scabbard, straps..... Melissa standing behind me saying "NiCe" :)

  • @danielhaire6677
    @danielhaire6677 Год назад +132

    It's all about perspective. In one situation, it's a bush knife or machete for hacking brush on the trail. In another, it's the short sword, which is the last thing a home invader sees before it opens up their throat when breaking into your house.

    • @anthonyhassett
      @anthonyhassett 10 месяцев назад +2

      Gimme the Sykes Fairbairn any day.

    • @VincentDamiano-x8k
      @VincentDamiano-x8k 6 месяцев назад

      That’s a good explanation of a short sword 🗡 I would call it the same

  • @vsarge8762
    @vsarge8762 10 месяцев назад +391

    in my country we use these to cut the grass, clear weeds and tree branches. We called them Machetes

    • @oldschoolChazzed
      @oldschoolChazzed 10 месяцев назад +12

      as some other comments said, that's technically a big knife due to the shape and build.

    • @Godplansnow2024
      @Godplansnow2024 10 месяцев назад +10

      Too short in my country lol

    • @Godplansnow2024
      @Godplansnow2024 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@oldschoolChazzedyep

    • @kairinase
      @kairinase 10 месяцев назад +12

      In my country, they use it in Silat, where there's a specific technique for fighting with machetes.
      It's a tool, and a lethal weapon.

    • @luckyuchenna3233
      @luckyuchenna3233 10 месяцев назад +2

      Ohh I remember during the secondary school days during manual labor time.

  • @RagingRaygun
    @RagingRaygun Год назад +171

    Chris Redfield called, he said he wants his knife back.

    • @garrusvakarian678
      @garrusvakarian678 11 месяцев назад +5

      I thought the same huehue

    • @AlcoveShadow
      @AlcoveShadow 10 месяцев назад +5

      I immediately thought of Chris Redfield; although, Chris’ knife was a bit smaller in RE5.

  • @praetorianpatriot3267
    @praetorianpatriot3267 7 месяцев назад +9

    Crocadile Dundee said it best..."Now that's a knife"...!

  • @Colemanbentz888
    @Colemanbentz888 Год назад +355

    Crocodile Dundee confirms that it is indeed a knife by his standards

  • @leonardhuff6162
    @leonardhuff6162 10 месяцев назад +153

    That kydex/leather scabbard is a work of art. The blade isn't that bad either. Sweet combo!

    • @TheEyeBall333
      @TheEyeBall333 10 месяцев назад +1

      Agreed and agreed. I like how the blade isn’t all gawdy and it has that handle that I KNOW is sooo nice. Imagine how nicely it’s weighted.. whew!

    • @ChadrickKinman327
      @ChadrickKinman327 10 месяцев назад

      it's a gun !

    • @ポケットプッコ
      @ポケットプッコ 10 месяцев назад

      I want my knife to have this sheath made.

    • @Casper1907
      @Casper1907 10 месяцев назад

      How he put it back without cutting himself

  • @joshuabull4835
    @joshuabull4835 8 месяцев назад +107

    That's not a knife, THIS is a knife
    ubiquitous Australian accent required 😂😂😂

    • @Allenkcw
      @Allenkcw 7 месяцев назад +9

      Now thats a knoifeee

    • @joshuabull4835
      @joshuabull4835 7 месяцев назад +6

      I see you've played knifey spoony before

    • @incognit01233
      @incognit01233 6 месяцев назад +4

      More like, he comes from behind crocodile dundee and says in an exageratted southern american
      Shucks son, that ain't no knife.
      Now this is a knife.

  • @TrippinPatriot
    @TrippinPatriot 6 месяцев назад +4

    "You call that a knoif? That's not a knoif,
    THIS IS A KNOIF!!"

  • @wren4811
    @wren4811 8 месяцев назад +206

    "is that a knife or a sword?"
    Yes

    • @DarkVWolf
      @DarkVWolf 8 месяцев назад +1

      It’s called a short sword

    • @ChimkenRiceNuggy
      @ChimkenRiceNuggy 8 месяцев назад

      Short sword is slightly longer than that. It's a dagger ​@DarkVWolf

    • @perkitaseaman3290
      @perkitaseaman3290 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@ChimkenRiceNuggyI'm not the only one it is a dagger 🗡️ you are absolutely correct dagger 🗡️

  • @praksangsuwan9881
    @praksangsuwan9881 8 месяцев назад +217

    As Crocodile Dundee would say, "Now that's a knife."

  • @stevencoleman3272
    @stevencoleman3272 10 месяцев назад +341

    I want to see him put it back into the sheath... I'm sure that blade is not forgiving any mistakes

    • @Intimidat0n
      @Intimidat0n 10 месяцев назад +16

      You don't need to put it away quickly...

    • @emprrah
      @emprrah 10 месяцев назад +3

      Dead ass

    • @davidth.o.g.2229
      @davidth.o.g.2229 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Intimidat0n
      Lol yup

    • @hawk1481
      @hawk1481 9 месяцев назад +3

      You stole my line

    • @Onyx1987
      @Onyx1987 9 месяцев назад +1

      Look again! The sheath has a widened opening to make such a thing easier.

  • @360entertainment2
    @360entertainment2 6 месяцев назад +2

    Sooo I used to do security and ended up on good terms with a lot of our local homeless folks. I remember one of my favorites getting excited to show me a very similar machete, it was honestly a really nice one compared to some of the ones I’d seen other homeless have and I could tell he took really good care of it!

  • @eddiejravannen
    @eddiejravannen Год назад +497

    Now can we see him put it back?

    • @dougmiller7944
      @dougmiller7944 Год назад +60

      There will be blood.😩

    • @Reebok-d8t
      @Reebok-d8t Год назад +31

      He has to worry about everyone stabbing him in the back, and himself.

    • @eddietowers5595
      @eddietowers5595 Год назад +27

      Yeah, I always thought that was the stupidest place to put your blade. looks cool withdrawing it, on camera, but off camera, if you're not surrounded by the sword wrangling crew, you're chasing your tail.
      Then you give up, remove the harness, while yelling; "STUPID SCABBARD!!!", then take it off because you find it's like backing into a parking lot in a small strip mall.
      Then we see you in your next take, the scabbard moved to the left side of your leg, like a unseamless jump cut.

    • @LR-jb6zn
      @LR-jb6zn Год назад +33

      just play the video in reverse.

    • @romabrii
      @romabrii Год назад +8

      He’ll be needing a Shabbard for that lol

  • @ianfinrir8724
    @ianfinrir8724 8 месяцев назад +81

    Chris Redfield called, he wants his knife back.

    • @nemesisgaming3970
      @nemesisgaming3970 8 месяцев назад +3

      1st look of RE5 remake Chris Knife and scabbard confirmed 🤩

    • @Krzwastaken
      @Krzwastaken 8 месяцев назад

      Looks more like Jackie's knife from cyberpunk

    • @VulcanXIV
      @VulcanXIV 8 месяцев назад +1

      Im still looking for Leon's knife 🗿

  • @fierceditiesnaruto
    @fierceditiesnaruto 10 месяцев назад +71

    Real talk, that looks like the kind of melee weapon Chris Redfield would be packing.

  • @somebody.oncetoldme.3516
    @somebody.oncetoldme.3516 6 месяцев назад +2

    There is great swords, this is a great knife.

  • @scaredspider2132
    @scaredspider2132 10 месяцев назад +204

    Blud got that resident evil 5 melee weapon

    • @tdpuuhailee8222
      @tdpuuhailee8222 9 месяцев назад +4

      What is your favorite weapon in RE5?
      Mine is Hydra shotgun.

    • @The-Beyonder
      @The-Beyonder 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@tdpuuhailee8222 Smith and Wesson never fail😊

    • @cymanic1251
      @cymanic1251 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@tdpuuhailee8222 M3

    • @michaelmyers8604
      @michaelmyers8604 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@The-BeyonderThat's the ticket!!

    • @llMavenll
      @llMavenll 9 месяцев назад +4

      Chris' haymaker

  • @SwordTune
    @SwordTune 9 месяцев назад +381

    The difference between a knife and a sword is defined not by size, but by their hilt construction. Even a 5 foot blade, if built like a knife, would be a knife. That means having a full tang and no pommel at the end to hold the hilt together.

    • @martindinner3621
      @martindinner3621 9 месяцев назад +66

      The point where this breaks down is when you realize that your knife definition covers nearly all Japanese swords and 95% of sabers.

    • @andreynapalkow5520
      @andreynapalkow5520 8 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@martindinner3621 "Japanese sword" is a "saber" in structure and technique.

    • @Notfakeultra
      @Notfakeultra 8 месяцев назад +44

      @@andreynapalkow5520all sabers are curved swords, not all curved swords are sabers

    • @jackmurrell6596
      @jackmurrell6596 8 месяцев назад +15

      The definition of saber is not well agreed upon, many cultures used straight sabers for infantry, though the majority are certainly curved. As for the knife VS sword debate, messers are certainly used as swords and are almost universally agreed to be one, despite the hilt construction, so really it’s not a matter of a physical difference but a matter in a difference in use. There are no hard hardline agreed upon definitions. If you use it like a sword, it can be called a sword, if you use it like a knife, call it a knife.

    • @SwordTune
      @SwordTune 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@jackmurrell6596 I don't know what to say, a messer is a knife. Saying a messer is a sword literally translates to saying a knife is a sword. And a knife is definitely a knife.

  • @oompalumpus699
    @oompalumpus699 11 месяцев назад +64

    The Knword, also known as the Snife.

    • @-user_redacted-
      @-user_redacted- 10 месяцев назад +9

      Now, since the K is clearly silent, is that first one pronounced "nord", or "n word"?

    • @AfroMan187
      @AfroMan187 10 месяцев назад +2

      The Slade

    • @michaelray5595
      @michaelray5595 10 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @f.santyabudi
      @f.santyabudi 10 месяцев назад

      Bro you made my day 😭

  • @garypender
    @garypender 4 месяца назад +1

    It's a survival knife, people.

  • @thekingofwaffles8403
    @thekingofwaffles8403 11 месяцев назад +106

    Dang! Dundee would be proud to have that monster!

  • @АлексейДмитриевич-г8г
    @АлексейДмитриевич-г8г 10 месяцев назад +278

    It's a machete, cleaver or cutlass. Definitely not a sword

    • @SadoKurosaki
      @SadoKurosaki 10 месяцев назад +8

      It's the same length as ancient Greek swords.

    • @TheCondorjc
      @TheCondorjc 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@SadoKurosakiexactly

    •  10 месяцев назад

      If Stallone wasn’t that small you could call it a Rambo, 😅

    • @kevinmoore2929
      @kevinmoore2929 10 месяцев назад +4

      You COULD call it a two handed short sword though not many styles of those were made.

    • @АлексейДмитриевич-г8г
      @АлексейДмитриевич-г8г 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@kevinmoore2929 the sword is straight and double-edged.

  • @Arcana_zero_studios
    @Arcana_zero_studios 8 месяцев назад +43

    It's a machete. Sundowner would be proud.

  • @KiHert-b7d
    @KiHert-b7d 6 месяцев назад

    Knife. I got a few that size. I love that "sheath/scabard"❤

  • @petergambino2129
    @petergambino2129 Год назад +385

    "Always bring a knife with you. You never know if there will be cheesecake, or someone who needs stabbing."
    - Gen. Mattis, USMC.

    • @adamwestbrook8589
      @adamwestbrook8589 Год назад +6

      I love quotes and that has to be my favorite by him😂.

    • @0pt1tr0nD27
      @0pt1tr0nD27 Год назад +7

      I used my knife to eat ice cream once, I forgot to grab a spoon and had no where to get one. It worked.

    • @rajbiswas9077
      @rajbiswas9077 Год назад +2

      I would take a Tomahawk

    • @philipcox389
      @philipcox389 Год назад +3

      If there is cheesecake then just take it all. 😂

    • @elrey2152
      @elrey2152 Год назад +1

      Sword

  • @rickh3714
    @rickh3714 11 месяцев назад +72

    🐊🤠You call that a knife?
    🌇🤠OK. THAT'S a knife!
    Here. Take my wallet son.

  • @JohnRoy-nx1fu
    @JohnRoy-nx1fu 8 месяцев назад +60

    The Astarte Combat blade , issued to many factions of Space Marine & the Catachan Jungle Fighters of The Astra Miltarum is indeed a NICE piece of weaponry

    • @XxTheRealMusclemanxX
      @XxTheRealMusclemanxX 7 месяцев назад +2

      Was about to say something similar you beat me to it lmao 😂

  • @realcowboy7524
    @realcowboy7524 6 месяцев назад

    Awesome story and nicely animated 😊

  • @ололо-ъ2з
    @ололо-ъ2з Год назад +346

    Crocodile Dundee approves.

    • @TroyButtsoupBarnes42
      @TroyButtsoupBarnes42 Год назад +4

      Exactly what I thought 😂

    • @TXRager
      @TXRager Год назад +5

      But but that’s not a knoife. It’s not a knoife!

    • @chrismay5764
      @chrismay5764 Год назад +1

      Lmao now that's a knyyyife😂

    • @Alulim-Eridu
      @Alulim-Eridu Год назад +1

      Because the director wanted to catch the gleam of light on the switch blade that the mugger pulls on Mick, in that famous scene,
      it couldn’t be the normal prop knives they use on set for safety purposes
      . . . So they used a real switchblade knife
      However they used a nonmetal prop for Micks huge knife
      So when Mick says;
      “That’s not a knife, *this is a knife* “
      . . .in reality,
      his wasn’t an actual knife,
      while the muggers little switchblade was.

  • @sammylava
    @sammylava Год назад +132

    It's a machete, but it's the same blade length as a medieval seax or even a Roman gladius. Handle is longer though

    • @Blacktemplar-6996
      @Blacktemplar-6996 10 месяцев назад +6

      The seax wasnt a sword though basically just a real long knife used for wood craft and occasionally mercing a neighbor

    • @cjc3118
      @cjc3118 10 месяцев назад +3

      I think this one counts as a short sword

    • @BlueCollarDev
      @BlueCollarDev 10 месяцев назад +1

      The upper limit of a knife is longer than the lower limit of a sword. An argument can be made in either direction when you consider the Messer blades

    • @herogibson
      @herogibson 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@BlueCollarDevmessers were knives. It literally means knife. If you’re comparing it to a kriegsmesser, those were two handed weapons and were like 3 feet long. No comparison to this machete. If it had a distal taper maybe you could argue its a sword. But its a machete, which is a knife.

    • @BlueCollarDev
      @BlueCollarDev 10 месяцев назад +2

      @herogibson I mentioned messers precisely because they are knives. Even the larger specimens were knives and existed as a legal loophole to the prohibitions on proper swords of the day to my understanding. I very well could be wrong on this point, and I'm open to seeing anything that refutes that.
      There were some very short swords before iron was common, and I was mostly referring to the length rather than the geometry of the blade.

  • @krofgninut5984
    @krofgninut5984 9 месяцев назад +86

    Fun fact: the term "knife" used to refer to a category of blade that could be as long as a greatsword, such as the german messers. At the time, bc they were legally knives, they were swords that civilians could own.

    • @faity5649
      @faity5649 8 месяцев назад +1

      Ive heard that there is more to it than civilians where not allowed to be armed

    • @krofgninut5984
      @krofgninut5984 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@faity5649 civilians in wartime would fight with spears, but a proper sword was a thing for nobility. The kinds of blades that civilians could access were more akin to machetes; work equipment basically.

    • @faity5649
      @faity5649 8 месяцев назад

      @@krofgninut5984 and the prohibion was because to impede revolts?

    • @krofgninut5984
      @krofgninut5984 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@faity5649 I think it was mostly bc a proper sword was very expensive. Compared to a sword, a polearm was both cheaper and more effective on the battlefield. Whats special about swords is that it can easily be carried on ones belt.

    • @dylanwalker6361
      @dylanwalker6361 8 месяцев назад +2

      Messers got their name from the shape of the handle, and yes you are right but its not the entire story, I guess its like that one rifle that is a pistol by technicality given legal standards/definitions

  • @BarrelsBladesandBarbells
    @BarrelsBladesandBarbells 6 месяцев назад

    I go to church with these guys. They make amazing stuff.

  • @16rumpole
    @16rumpole Год назад +56

    "This is a knife." Crocodile Dundee.

  • @sillieww
    @sillieww Год назад +33

    That's not a knife, this is a knife.

  • @josephahner3031
    @josephahner3031 5 месяцев назад

    Knife. Definitely knife. The blade profile and handle construction are those of a knife, optimized for work, not fighting. It's a big knife but definitely a knife.

  • @deputyhobbs9683
    @deputyhobbs9683 10 месяцев назад +113

    Machete most likely by its shape. A blade is not determined by length, but by shape and purpose. A very long knife designed to cut huge cuts of meat is still a knife, while a short bronze sword used by ancient gladiators is still a sword despite being shorter than some knives. Length still plays a purpose though, you can't have a machete the size of a pocket knife, that destroys its entire use. You can still make a novelty one for a keychain though and just call it a mini machete.

    • @tekken.universal2343
      @tekken.universal2343 9 месяцев назад +6

      it has scaled handle it is a knife just like kriegsmesser (warknife) which was probably even longer

    • @Grunttamer
      @Grunttamer 9 месяцев назад +2

      ⁠@@tekken.universal2343this. The difference between a sword and a knife isn’t just the size it’s construction. This is constructed in the manner of a knife.

    • @bigbossimmotal
      @bigbossimmotal 9 месяцев назад +2

      Gladiators carried a Gladius, and they were made of Iron.

    • @mattjack3983
      @mattjack3983 9 месяцев назад +1

      You are correct. Very well said.
      The grosse messer sword, or kriegsmesser, was technically considered a knife, as far as the guild masters who governed the medieval tradecrafts were concerned.
      What defined a grosse messer as a large knife, and not a sword, wasn't the length of the blade. It was the design, and how the overall weapon was made i.e. how the hilt/handle was affixed and fitted to the blade and tang.
      Infact, the term "grosse messer" was Anglo Saxon/Germanic, in origin. And it translated to "big knife" or "large knife". Grosse = big/large, and Messer = knife.

    • @mattjack3983
      @mattjack3983 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@bigbossimmotalYes, but the Romans also made the gladius in steel as well. Also, the design was in existence long before weapons were being made of iron and steel, while bronze was still the standard.

  • @jonmorales9703
    @jonmorales9703 10 месяцев назад +31

    That is a machete if I’m not mistaken. You can wack limbs and also human limbs , clear a spot for camping and fire wood and also hack the tweeker trying to steal all your camping gear .

    • @kevanwillis4571
      @kevanwillis4571 10 месяцев назад +1

      Nurse! Rambo's out of bed again! 🤣😂🤣

    • @ajs7213
      @ajs7213 10 месяцев назад

      A machete is excellent, but a parang, which may be a type of machete not sure, cuts limbs even better imo. It has a curved blade

  • @PatrickNiese-sn6fs
    @PatrickNiese-sn6fs Год назад +77

    Now, that's a knife worthy of Tarzan himself .

  • @curtisantonieospears3885
    @curtisantonieospears3885 5 месяцев назад

    Great Knife. Love It.

  • @jamesyeahman1195
    @jamesyeahman1195 Год назад +63

    Denzel in “Book of Eli” gives a thumbs up 👍🏼

    • @CarlAquaForce
      @CarlAquaForce Год назад

      I was just thinking of watching that. How odd.

    • @MB-wp2px
      @MB-wp2px 11 месяцев назад

      That one was a giant khukri, way better chopping power. One of my fav "camping tools"

  • @Taranau
    @Taranau 10 месяцев назад +149

    In Ancient Ireland,,, knives had one cutting edge. Swords had two... It didn't matter how long they were...
    That's a knife...

    • @ragnarock8474
      @ragnarock8474 10 месяцев назад +16

      But katanas have 1 cutting edge only, right?

    • @thedeadmeme7877
      @thedeadmeme7877 10 месяцев назад +18

      This happened in germany, idk if its the same as ireland. Basically the sword makers guild were the only ones allowed to make swords, but the knife makers guild wanted to make swords too. So they made messers and kriegmessers and said "nah its totally just a long knife see? Its only got one edge"

    • @BossyScarface
      @BossyScarface 10 месяцев назад +10

      Then by your definition this blade would be a sword, it has 2 edges

    • @AL4N.
      @AL4N. 10 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@BossyScarface" cuttting edges "

    • @aifinka9227
      @aifinka9227 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@ragnarock8474you know that katana isnt a sword right?

  •  8 месяцев назад +37

    It's obviously a space marine's knife. 😂😂

  • @brucenatelee
    @brucenatelee 6 месяцев назад

    A machegger. Still, I imagined a story about modern "ninjas" with updated weaponry like a combat machete of sorts.

  • @Rose.Of.Hizaki
    @Rose.Of.Hizaki Год назад +88

    I guess the real pain comes when trying to put it back in.

  • @Jam._.
    @Jam._. 9 месяцев назад +80

    It's got knife handle construction, and is likely made of knife steel, and has knife blade geometry, so Id say it's a knife.

    • @icywolf8177
      @icywolf8177 8 месяцев назад +4

      Kinda reminds me of a messer or a kriegsmesser both hilt grips have a similar build to a knife so they’re kinda like giant knives lmao

    • @HoeDizzleFoShizzle
      @HoeDizzleFoShizzle 8 месяцев назад

      ​​@@icywolf8177in case you didn't know, messer literally means knife in German. It dates back to when carrying swords in Germany was outlawed therefore people got around the law by just have a huge "knife" instead.

    • @icywolf8177
      @icywolf8177 8 месяцев назад

      @@HoeDizzleFoShizzle Oh yeah I almost forgot about that! I remember I first learned about that on a Skallagrim video love his videos and medieval weapons collection

    • @Crazeforblaze
      @Crazeforblaze 8 месяцев назад +1

      It would be considered a machete

    • @icywolf8177
      @icywolf8177 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@Crazeforblaze Yeah me too it’s too short for a sword imo and too long for a knife

  • @HillBilly556
    @HillBilly556 Год назад +41

    MBB.....it's a work of art. Made of pure "Unobtanium", trimmed with "Cantaffordium". 😎

    • @michaelgrinder5946
      @michaelgrinder5946 Год назад +3

      Got that right , cant afford a single thing except a patch on their website.

    • @HillBilly556
      @HillBilly556 Год назад +1

      @@michaelgrinder5946
      Hell, I looked at their website for ten minutes last year and went bankrupt. I'm posting this comment from a van......down by the river. 😉

    • @AyoMr.Benevolent
      @AyoMr.Benevolent Год назад +1

      Sheesh😂

    • @SFDISME
      @SFDISME Год назад

      Amen to that

  • @The_Chad_Davis
    @The_Chad_Davis 6 месяцев назад

    So... It's a Machete.
    Sword and Knife combined.
    Great invention 500 years ago.

  • @robertlinton5966
    @robertlinton5966 Год назад +63

    Boats and knives have a lot in common. The smaller they are the more use you will get out of them.

    • @SeanSullivan-n9f
      @SeanSullivan-n9f Год назад +5

      So I guess my weiner applies here too..

    • @robertlinton5966
      @robertlinton5966 Год назад +8

      @@SeanSullivan-n9f I’m not sure about yours, but there is definitely still a point of diminishing returns.

    • @major_kukri2430
      @major_kukri2430 Год назад

      ​@@SeanSullivan-n9fbruh

    • @major_kukri2430
      @major_kukri2430 Год назад +2

      ​@robertlinton5966 you killed him 💀

    • @vicspeed1068
      @vicspeed1068 Год назад +3

      Boats and Hoes...

  • @thegoodwin
    @thegoodwin 10 месяцев назад +12

    That looks like something a Space Marine would wield.

    • @DavidCarrasco-z9d
      @DavidCarrasco-z9d 10 месяцев назад +1

      Oh MOOOSST definitely !

    • @drexnog1905
      @drexnog1905 10 месяцев назад

      That would be a space marine's pocket knife

  • @MohamedHassan-ni6un
    @MohamedHassan-ni6un 9 месяцев назад +27

    Crocodile Dundee approved knife.

  • @MexicoAdventurer
    @MexicoAdventurer 7 месяцев назад +1

    Roman swords were two edged, and about 18 inch long blade.

  • @shadowbanned3716
    @shadowbanned3716 10 месяцев назад +10

    "That aint a knife. Now this is a knife"
    Crocodile dundee

  • @infiniteby3
    @infiniteby3 Год назад +26

    "You call that a knoife? That's a knoife!" - Mic Dundee

    • @3RI6UY0
      @3RI6UY0 11 месяцев назад +2

      🤙 Great Movie…Great Time.

    • @LarsonPetty
      @LarsonPetty 11 месяцев назад +2

      "And this is a pistol...." - Dave Chappelle

  • @vr4892
    @vr4892 10 месяцев назад +7

    You call that a knife?! Now THAT’S a knife!

  • @lesanderson1580
    @lesanderson1580 6 месяцев назад

    I would call that a machete. A pretty fucking badass machete.

  • @muddbear6410
    @muddbear6410 Год назад +30

    Love the long grip. One of the great losses of my life was a cold steel 2 handed kukri. It had like a 2 to 2.5 foot handle and it was stolen from me and now they're discontinued.

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 10 месяцев назад +1

      Im sure an online search will turn up a decent one. Dont give up

  • @bonnorceaudry73
    @bonnorceaudry73 Год назад +60

    Bro got that RE5 Chris knife

    • @awashlime682p7
      @awashlime682p7 Год назад +3

      Was thinking the same thing

    • @mrdrumz2132
      @mrdrumz2132 Год назад +1

      First thing that popped in my head when I saw the thumbnail 😂

    • @soggywaffles9911
      @soggywaffles9911 Год назад +1

      For reall though😂😂

  • @jinbambino-digeronimowitch5936
    @jinbambino-digeronimowitch5936 10 месяцев назад +19

    Machete and I absolutely love that sheath

  • @JohnTBlock
    @JohnTBlock 6 месяцев назад

    "Now, THAT'S a knife!" (delivered in an out-back Oz accent, of COURSE!)

  • @Coruja-DF
    @Coruja-DF 11 месяцев назад +13

    - Is this a knife or a sword?
    - YES! 🤩

  • @jackdonovan554
    @jackdonovan554 8 месяцев назад +16

    Good tool for camping, hunting and the zombie apocalypse.

  • @jm98460
    @jm98460 Год назад +26

    Same size pilipino use during Spanish and WW2 knife,we call it etak or bolo. The bolo was adopted by the US Military as the bolo knife. Produced from 1897 to 1918, they remained in service both as a tool for clearing brush and for combat until World War II. The bolo is also used in Filipino martial arts or Arnis as part of training.

    • @quick04sti
      @quick04sti Год назад +3

      Fought off the Spanish and Japanese I believe...

    • @MadDogg710
      @MadDogg710 Год назад +1

      Bolo is shaped differently. Depending upon region

  • @KenzieTrinityDeasy
    @KenzieTrinityDeasy 7 месяцев назад +4

    If it needs to be carried on your back and drawn like that, it’s a Sword

  • @johnnyquest5942
    @johnnyquest5942 Год назад +58

    Holy Smokes talk about “The Book Of Eli “ Thanks Melissa.

  • @AllTheOthers
    @AllTheOthers 10 месяцев назад +112

    That would be a knife, no matter how you slice it. :)

  • @Averagejoepainting
    @Averagejoepainting 10 месяцев назад +23

    Don’t care which it is. I need this in my life

  • @houayangthe3rd
    @houayangthe3rd 6 месяцев назад

    Depends, what's it for? Cutting non-human, it's a knife. Cutting human, it's a sword. Yeah, there gonna be some crossover here and there.

  • @R6SpeedRacer05
    @R6SpeedRacer05 9 месяцев назад +28

    In the immortal words of Fry, "Shut up and take my money!"

  • @TheAnonimanx
    @TheAnonimanx Год назад +11

    Everywhere but Medieval Germany: It's a short sword
    Medieval Germany: Which guild made it?

  • @hammer7226
    @hammer7226 Год назад +18

    Crocodile Dundee would be proud to carry that.

  • @johnelsner3879
    @johnelsner3879 6 месяцев назад

    Definitely would love too own one.

  • @simonso947
    @simonso947 Год назад +7

    For normal soldier, it's a sword, but if a space marine holds it, it's a knife

  • @Kira_Novik
    @Kira_Novik 10 месяцев назад +25

    Так, ну это считается еще ножом. Сколько можно судить без рулетки. Меч - это от 75 см длинны клинка, а тут - 45-47 где-то. Рука взрослого человека от кисти до локтя - около 30 см. Отсюда делаем вывод, что длинна клинка - в районе 40 см. Поэтому, его и можно без особых проблем носить и вынимать из ножен на спине. А вот при длинне клинка более 1 м уже могут возникнуть проблемы. И связано это - не с длинной предмета, а именно с пропорциями нашего тела.

  • @LuckyDragon1964
    @LuckyDragon1964 8 месяцев назад +16

    I like this ! Will fit between me and the backpack, EZ access and not dangling from my waist which already has too much weight and gear.

  • @gabrielakrist11
    @gabrielakrist11 7 месяцев назад

    😮 whooaa... that knife is huge! Sylvester probably would use it to kill the aliens that he met deep in the jungle!

  • @A.M_slime
    @A.M_slime 9 месяцев назад +24

    Now this is a KNIFE.

  • @Secure_It_T
    @Secure_It_T 10 месяцев назад +7

    Either way you don’t wanna be on the receiving end of that blade swing.

  • @devinm.6149
    @devinm.6149 8 месяцев назад +10

    In several states, including my own, swords are legally defined as knives.

    • @yuradouchedrinker3300
      @yuradouchedrinker3300 7 месяцев назад

      In my state, there are no laws barring me from wearing/carrying any size or style of knife, sword, etc. Idaho is great and not just for the incest!!

    • @devinm.6149
      @devinm.6149 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@yuradouchedrinker3300 can't say I was expecting the latter portion of your last statement.

    • @Plan0B0Krue
      @Plan0B0Krue 7 месяцев назад

      @@devinm.6149 bro i was not ready and im his neighbor in Washington

  • @IFFB714
    @IFFB714 7 месяцев назад +1

    I'd say Now that's a Knife. I think If a Greek soldier, saw that blade they'd probably say, that's a nice sword.

  • @geoffreylincicome7298
    @geoffreylincicome7298 Год назад +17

    "Now thats a knoife"
    -Crocodile Dundee

  • @blackebl
    @blackebl 10 месяцев назад +11

    Miller bros make so many of these. This is one of the small ones. I found them back in 2012 on YT ironically… good to see they’re still making steel.

    • @777ynk
      @777ynk 9 месяцев назад

      how is this ironic

    • @austinehst7859
      @austinehst7859 9 месяцев назад

      Solid company. Good men. Incredible blades.

    • @MattHanr
      @MattHanr 9 месяцев назад

      This would be a good example of the opposite of ironic

  • @jesseortezjr7743
    @jesseortezjr7743 Год назад +14

    Looks like the one Billy had. ( Predator) " Billy, let's go!"

  • @kingzalut9639
    @kingzalut9639 6 месяцев назад

    Iz called a Greatknife! 😁✨👌🏼