"I would never date her," Ray x Listener (Angst) (Ft. Emma, and Norman)

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

Комментарии • 471

  • @Your_FBI_Agent_Dani008
    @Your_FBI_Agent_Dani008 2 года назад +147

    "you left your diary at my house, and I read those pages, do you really love me baby."💀👍

  • @Darwinnn0516
    @Darwinnn0516 2 года назад +313

    Ray: "She's ugly and.. weird."
    Me: *bursts into tears because of the emotional little shit i am*

  • @tpn_edits11
    @tpn_edits11 2 года назад +92

    I laughed so hard when Emma said that she wanted listener if ray didn't

    • @ikilledh623
      @ikilledh623 2 года назад +1

      Me too

    • @BrokenEclipse
      @BrokenEclipse 2 года назад +6

      If ray doesn't want me imma marry norman or emma:}
      Me if I married emma: F*ck it emma let's get married and runaway like lesbians 🏃‍♀️ 💨

  • @starzz.444
    @starzz.444 2 года назад +251

    AT THE PART WHERE RAY WAS BEING HIT AND NORMAN WAS HITTING HIM YOU CAN HEARD RAY GO "ow" IN THE BACKGROUND AND ITS KILLING ME

    • @siraloistragedy
      @siraloistragedy  2 года назад +35

      LMFAOOO YES
      ALSO IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR PFP AND NAME

    • @starzz.444
      @starzz.444 2 года назад +11

      @@siraloistragedy YAAASSS THANKS

    • @Alex-vc2vp
      @Alex-vc2vp 2 года назад +8

      is it Jake from State Farm approved?

    • @starzz.444
      @starzz.444 2 года назад +7

      @@Alex-vc2vp YUHHHH,YES IT IS

    • @Alex-vc2vp
      @Alex-vc2vp 2 года назад +3

      @@starzz.444 YUUUUUUHHHHHH

  • @Cosmyx_YT
    @Cosmyx_YT 2 года назад +230

    “If I looked like her I would’ve killed myself already”
    Me who has been told multiple time I look like a female ray: *Uno reverse card bish*

    • @craigellefson5455
      @craigellefson5455 2 года назад +13

      STOP ITS 1 IN THE MORNING AND IM TRYING NOT TO LAUGH WHILE READING THIS

    • @levi4131
      @levi4131 2 года назад +2

      Sameeee

    • @hansteltomygretal_
      @hansteltomygretal_ 2 года назад +4

      PLS NOT THE UNO REVERSE

    • @pancitosobao
      @pancitosobao 2 года назад +1

      Me:

    • @RandomRiniGrace
      @RandomRiniGrace 2 года назад +3

      I’ve been told I look like mama Isabella, So I’d kill myself too if I was skinnier ;-;”

  • @Latte_hotte
    @Latte_hotte 2 года назад +232

    Ray : I would never date listener
    Me: gets gun
    Me: try again ray

  • @x_.ch3ster._x103
    @x_.ch3ster._x103 2 года назад +177

    Me walking with hot chocolate: I'm gonna give this to ray >:)
    Ray: **Talking crap about listener**
    Me; Here Emma you can have it and share with Norman

    • @Aphadole
      @Aphadole 2 года назад +4

      Or throw it at him

    • @m1kant4umik13
      @m1kant4umik13 2 года назад +3

      @@Aphadole yes ma’am.

    • @livid_beat
      @livid_beat 2 года назад +4

      @@Aphadole ray doesn't deserve the hot chocolate

    • @livid_beat
      @livid_beat 2 года назад +2

      @@Aphadole YASSSS

    • @livid_beat
      @livid_beat 2 года назад +1

      @@Aphadole 🙃

  • @Boaliciouss
    @Boaliciouss 2 года назад +20

    ray:THEIR UGLY AND WEIRD
    Me: boi look at yourself,you be looking like an emo boi🙄
    (But low-key luv u ray)

  • @Jordan-eu2zh
    @Jordan-eu2zh 2 года назад +266

    Emma: if you don't want her then I'll take her
    Me: yes yes yes yes marry me this instant I already have a wedding planned and a pride flag ready
    Edit: Dad I'm famous 🤩

    • @craigellefson5455
      @craigellefson5455 2 года назад +4

      LMFAO

    • @nezukochan2996
      @nezukochan2996 2 года назад +7

      @ Mina Ashido what are you doing here and does kirishima know about this🤔

    • @Delirium_official
      @Delirium_official 2 года назад +3

      FR

    • @mikuniku3193
      @mikuniku3193 2 года назад +4

      (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧✧✧ʸᴱˢ(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧✧✧ʸᴱˢ(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧✧✧ʸᴱˢ(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧✧✧ʸᴱˢ(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧✧✧ʸᴱˢ(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧✧✧ʸᴱˢ

    • @editboo6065
      @editboo6065 2 года назад +4

      Indeed

  • @v..trixes..v1241
    @v..trixes..v1241 2 года назад +159

    8:44 norman said: YEEET ☝️😂

    • @KittyCat-yn1sh
      @KittyCat-yn1sh 2 года назад +15

      IM CRYING LAUGHING IVE BEEN REPLAYING THAT PART FOR 10 MINUTES NOW

    • @v..trixes..v1241
      @v..trixes..v1241 2 года назад +4

      @@KittyCat-yn1sh HAHHAHAHAHA

    • @Akemi_Live
      @Akemi_Live 2 года назад +3

      I WHEZZED SO HARD- XD

    • @Sapphire_Clown_Sobs
      @Sapphire_Clown_Sobs 2 года назад +3

      This this is my favorite comment so far LMFAO

    • @nicolewebb6648
      @nicolewebb6648 2 года назад +3

      ✨✨Yyyaass Emma snatch his wig✨✨ but now smacked ray😊

  • @octoriiiii
    @octoriiiii 2 года назад +32

    ray: *insulting me left and right*
    me: no, no he's got a point

  • @Minalikestoeatcheese
    @Minalikestoeatcheese 2 года назад +165

    The second he called me ugly I cried bc of the emotional shit I am

  • @kimmy788
    @kimmy788 2 года назад +43

    "i mean if you dont want her then ill take her"
    ong Emma???

    • @siraloistragedy
      @siraloistragedy  2 года назад +7

      F OUT MY WAY IF YOU SEE ME 😛 IM ROLLIN WITH THE LGBT 🤑

    • @bunnie7571
      @bunnie7571 2 года назад +2

      LIKE SAY LESS EMMA

    • @bunnie7571
      @bunnie7571 2 года назад +2

      @@siraloistragedy 💀

  • @nyxiannas
    @nyxiannas 2 года назад +22

    "If you don't want her, ill take her"
    emma ilysm🙏

  • @sherenita6132
    @sherenita6132 7 месяцев назад +2

    The way Emma pull Norman at the "Let's go Norman!,c'mon!" AND THERE'S THE VIDEO- LIKE WHAT THE HUH,THATS SO FUNNY-

  • @_ChaoticLyvs
    @_ChaoticLyvs 2 года назад +115

    ray: *talking shit about us*
    me: *on the urge of literally breaking down but heads to the bathroom to cry*
    Emma later on: you get the right to punch him as hard as you can
    me: fine... :(
    Emma again: I've been a little into spirituality lately
    me inside: YAY IM NOT THE ONLY ONE :D

  • @l0lal0ud15
    @l0lal0ud15 2 года назад +39

    Ray:I would never dare her
    I have Norman😩✋💅💖✨

  • @Mallaidh_
    @Mallaidh_ 2 года назад +35

    THE VIDEO WITH NORMAN AND EMMA WITH THE DOG LEASH IM WHEEZING

  • @arminsfavbook
    @arminsfavbook 2 года назад +129

    I think we all know who his crush is- matches, gasoline, fire
    Edit:why did ray had to call me out like that- like damn- I know I am ugly and weird but like damn-💀

    • @norman8723
      @norman8723 2 года назад +3

      Ray really said gaslight, gate keep, arson 💅✨

    • @arminsfavbook
      @arminsfavbook 2 года назад

      @@norman8723 yep-

    • @skyasmr8559
      @skyasmr8559 2 года назад

      Same..🤣🤣

  • @-libra-3460
    @-libra-3460 2 года назад +89

    Norman: casually beating up Ray.
    Me: laughing my head off🤣🤣🤣

  • @Shhsishsis
    @Shhsishsis 2 года назад +45

    Ray: you want a what?!?
    Me: HU-
    Ray:KISS!?!?
    Me:G- oh…
    Me:KISS

    • @killuaismycomfort4573
      @killuaismycomfort4573 2 года назад +2

      xD this was like THE MEME WHEN UR MIND TAKES A SECOND TO PROSSES WHAT WAS SAID

  • @the-tired-poet7036
    @the-tired-poet7036 2 года назад +33

    Ray: IF I LOOKED LIKE HER, I WOULD HAVE KILLED MYSELF ALREADY
    Me: well damn, that was uncalled for.

  • @itz_kai_xx7851
    @itz_kai_xx7851 2 года назад +58

    Emma: I mean if you don't want her I'll take her
    Ray:no-
    Me:NOOOO EMMA TAKE MEEEEEEEE PLEASEEEEEEWWWW

  • @Rebecca-hk8cb
    @Rebecca-hk8cb 4 месяца назад +2

    I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN HE SAID “if i looked like her i would’ve already kms” IDK WHY I JS DIDNT EXPECT IT 😭😭

  • @r3yyy566
    @r3yyy566 2 года назад +21

    "You like me ?"
    Nah bro I like ya mom 😒✋

  • @24KGOLD09
    @24KGOLD09 2 года назад +78

    Ray: if I looked like her I would kill myself
    Me: wOWWWWW I’m already insecure
    Ray: I’m not being mean I’m just telling the truth
    Me: well the truth hurts 😭

    • @skyasmr8559
      @skyasmr8559 2 года назад +3

      TrUtH hUrTs, NeEd SoMeThInG mOrE eXcItInG~🤣🤣

    • @chikyu-chan
      @chikyu-chan Год назад

      Me: *casually starts playing truth hurts by lizzo* :3

  • @ren3777
    @ren3777 2 года назад +38

    Emma: and norman you slap the shit out of ray
    Norman: okie dokie
    i found that very funny😂

    • @maddyslay514
      @maddyslay514 10 месяцев назад

      Tell me why that line reminded me of glitter Force (I used to watch it)

  • @user-pq9ei6qo2r
    @user-pq9ei6qo2r 2 года назад +52

    If that was actually me I would’ve gotten to Ray before the demons
    I have anger issues

    • @potatato4501
      @potatato4501 2 года назад +1

      I would launch myself at him then go hide in a corner because I don't want to be reminded of it, then later I will brag bout it to everyone

    • @ikilledh623
      @ikilledh623 2 года назад

      Same, I would have beaten his ass first tho

    • @sagenherbs
      @sagenherbs 2 месяца назад

      Fr me too lmao

  • @bardslyr3
    @bardslyr3 2 года назад +15

    The giggle in the beginning added 5 more years to my life span-

  • @Idk_why_im_even_here_lolz
    @Idk_why_im_even_here_lolz 2 года назад +73

    STAN NORMAN FOR BEATIGN HIM

  • @edenc0re272
    @edenc0re272 2 года назад +70

    "ran x listener" IM CRYING 😭😭

    • @Crybbynsss
      @Crybbynsss 2 года назад +13

      “I’m in love with my feet” are the vibes I get when I read the title

    • @bunnie7571
      @bunnie7571 2 года назад +10

      I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT😭

    • @luv.michaela
      @luv.michaela 2 года назад +4

      PLSS

    • @genevieve237
      @genevieve237 2 года назад +4

      could imagine ran haitani stans rushing in despite the ray thumbnail 🙏

  • @micheal_xxx_emo5935
    @micheal_xxx_emo5935 2 года назад +23

    7:18 rip ray

  • @bunnie7571
    @bunnie7571 2 года назад +32

    Ray : if I looked like her I would’ve killed myself alr
    Me: bro believe me I’ve tried to unfortunately I’m still here 💀

  • @landynrobinson7972
    @landynrobinson7972 Месяц назад +1

    The calm voice of Emma and then Norman’s aggressive”YOU.FREAKING.IDIOT.” While punching Ray repeatedly and Ray wincing a “OW-“ caught me off guard and made me say HAHHHHHh😭🙏🏽

  • @aceliveson7170
    @aceliveson7170 2 года назад +30

    I’m dying- not the dog💀💀

  • @zomb11VA
    @zomb11VA 2 года назад +244

    Ray: If I looked like listener, I would kill myself
    Me who failed to kill myself: *Teach me your ways wise one*

  • @Amy-jd8qw
    @Amy-jd8qw 2 года назад +25

    Ray:she is ugly
    Me: *gets knife*what did you just say to me🔪

  • @EmberonVRC
    @EmberonVRC 2 года назад +7

    No bc when Norman hit ray THE WAY HE SAID “ow” CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD BRO ISTG I LOVE THIS

  • @slayqueen7380
    @slayqueen7380 2 года назад +42

    I want a 2nd part where it’s like a different ending like Emma gets together with us after running after us 💀✌️

  • @TheTicciestOfTobies
    @TheTicciestOfTobies 2 года назад +70

    7:18 I fell off my bed omg💀

  • @Silly_Patches
    @Silly_Patches 2 года назад +40

    I’m watching this while doing my math work 💀
    Is it worth it? Yes. Yes it :)

  • @ss-.2360
    @ss-.2360 2 года назад +45

    I didn’t even realize this was you I’m- anyways I find myself attach to your audios again nssjanaj 🥺💗💗

  • @potatoqueen5354
    @potatoqueen5354 2 года назад +18

    Ray: your done
    Me:No your done

  • @bunnie7571
    @bunnie7571 2 года назад +16

    *ray rejects me*
    Me : don’t let it happen again.🔪

  • @YourfavAlina
    @YourfavAlina 2 года назад +12

    Emma. No. Not. Rays. Diary, Emma *deeeeeeeep breathing*😮‍💨

  • @Only.one.braincell
    @Only.one.braincell 2 года назад +7

    Is no one gonna talk about the random “lets go Norman, COME ON!” Tik Tok that was in the middle of this- IM DYING BC OF IT

  • @Marielovelyflowers
    @Marielovelyflowers 2 года назад +17

    NORMAN GOT SNATCHED

  • @krysthale2455
    @krysthale2455 2 года назад +3

    HELP THE ESCENE WHEN EMMA PULL NORMAN ALSJALSJAKDJS

  • @iliketurtles2143
    @iliketurtles2143 2 года назад +20

    Ray : okay what do you want so that you can forgive me
    Me: a punch in the face like I was promised

    • @thechalkman
      @thechalkman 2 года назад

      YESSSSSSS I WANTED SO BAD PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE AND-

    • @Ohwrd099
      @Ohwrd099 2 года назад +1

      YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • @TalenaCurrie-ti8ch
    @TalenaCurrie-ti8ch Год назад +5

    Come on norman lets go! Get me crying laughing frr

  • @oneandonlykattyva
    @oneandonlykattyva 2 года назад +275

    Ray : I would never date *her.*
    Emma : Everything’s gonna be alright- everything’s gonna be just *F Į Ñ Ë . .* gonna be a good, good life-
    Me : *That’s what my therapist sa-*

  • @dailydoseofbeauty9698
    @dailydoseofbeauty9698 2 года назад +19

    The meme killed me 😭8:46

  • @love_jazmine7174
    @love_jazmine7174 2 года назад +18

    8:44 Norman😭

  • @raysthing3849
    @raysthing3849 2 года назад +22

    I didn’t know I would cry that much when he said those things bc I think abt those things every day and I’m suic!dal so-

  • @-libra-3460
    @-libra-3460 2 года назад +19

    Ray: “ Great! Now I’m stuck with an idiot like you!!!
    Me: getting straight A’s and in the highest reading class “ OH REALLY!?”

  • @gab4898
    @gab4898 2 года назад +14

    5:41 NO KNES GONNA SAY ABOUT HOW FUNNY THIS SHIT WAS

  • @Ohyup
    @Ohyup 2 года назад +192

    He really used the vegan teacher line💀

    • @siraloistragedy
      @siraloistragedy  2 года назад +60

      YES I WANTED TO MAKE THIS FUNNY SO NO ONE WOULD CRY

    • @connysafterlife1050
      @connysafterlife1050 2 года назад +49

      Ray is vegan teacher confirmed 😨😱 /j

    • @Ohyup
      @Ohyup 2 года назад +27

      @@siraloistragedy BUT WHY THE VEGAN TEACHER!?!?!?😭😭😭😭

    • @Ohyup
      @Ohyup 2 года назад +20

      @@connysafterlife1050 YES

    • @siraloistragedy
      @siraloistragedy  2 года назад +22

      @@Ohyup CAUSE ITS FUNNY TO MOCK HER

  • @noku7001
    @noku7001 2 года назад +13

    🗿someone better hold me back-

  • @karminsandiago1715
    @karminsandiago1715 2 года назад +5

    8:47
    **INHALE** love your videos! always bring a smile to my face

  • @cynthiamercado5457
    @cynthiamercado5457 2 года назад +17

    The outcrop reminds me of conny being killed….

  • @YuukaruChax
    @YuukaruChax 2 года назад +14

    Emma: go get your man
    me: i don,t have manz ♡

  • @unastea5539
    @unastea5539 2 года назад +33

    BROO I PREDICTED IT. OMG WHEN RAY ASKED US IF WE FORGAVE HIM, I was like "hmm no." THEN YOU ACTUALLY SAID "wait..No?!" AND WHEN RAY ASKED US WHAT WE WANT, I WAS LIKE, "hm. A kiss?" And BOOM. YOU ACTUALLY SAID KISS AS WELL. BROOOO IS THIS TELEPATHY? OR DO I JOIN EMMA'S SECRET SPIRIT PREDICAMENTS TO TELL THE FUTURE AS WELL-?

    • @chikyu-chan
      @chikyu-chan Год назад

      Welcome to the club 👏🏾😃

  • @Shoko_here
    @Shoko_here 2 года назад +6

    Emma:Norman you slap the ShIt OuT oF HIM

  • @Hearts4dasiy
    @Hearts4dasiy 2 года назад +9

    Rat I mean ray: what’s your crushes name
    Me: I’m in love with Emma

  • @victoreatschildren2802
    @victoreatschildren2802 2 года назад +12

    This is so good, but my hyperactive brain is listening to this at 12:30 am when I’m all ready exhausted so I’m constantly laughing anytime anyone swears-

  • @Ahri1250
    @Ahri1250 2 года назад +19

    Emma: listener wait!
    Me: bitch whatt i need to go to the bathroommmmmah

    • @theluckykitten
      @theluckykitten 2 года назад +1

      I need to go there and cry my soul out 🥲

  • @MadMaddie2.0
    @MadMaddie2.0 2 года назад +4

    When Ray said she's ugly I paused the video took out my earbuds slammed my laptop closed just because my 5th grade crush rejected me and called me ugly on valentines day which is also my sisters birthday so I was balling my eyes out that day. Just stopped to pause and cry a little you know.

  • @otakujay939
    @otakujay939 2 года назад +31

    Emma and Norman are to funny😂😂😂😂

  • @camilolz7301
    @camilolz7301 2 года назад +7

    I wasn’t even mad at him just flabbergasted😀

  • @ILoveMyEggBois
    @ILoveMyEggBois Год назад +3

    Ray: “she’s ugly and weird”
    Me: “oof you hit me in my little fragile feelings”

  • @Crybbynsss
    @Crybbynsss 2 года назад +27

    “You like, me?”
    No, the wall.

  • @maddyslay514
    @maddyslay514 10 месяцев назад +2

    So no one's going to talk about how Emma dragged Norman and it was so funny! I was laughing for like 5 minutes straight😂

  • @bastaquememeo
    @bastaquememeo 2 года назад +27

    8:45 😭 DYINGWK

  • @craigellefson5455
    @craigellefson5455 2 года назад +12

    12:59 YOU'RE DONE

  • @J4zz9
    @J4zz9 2 года назад +7

    Me in the closet with Ray: Emma can I punch him in here!

  • @hi_imstillhere4234
    @hi_imstillhere4234 2 года назад +22

    Ray: I would never date *her*
    Me a trans man: that’s HIM for your information...

  • @Crybbynsss
    @Crybbynsss 2 года назад +11

    Not Anna being my middle nameeeeeee

  • @JordanBrowne119
    @JordanBrowne119 2 года назад +6

    that meme caught me off guard

  • @Jajapaak
    @Jajapaak 2 года назад +14

    I'm aromantic, all I like is garlic bread cause they be crunchy 🤑✅💯

  • @Kurapikas_husband_irl
    @Kurapikas_husband_irl 2 года назад +20

    Peer pressure 😡😡😡😡

  • @KAIROBTCH
    @KAIROBTCH 2 года назад +14

    “Great, now I’m stuck in here with an idiot like you”
    UHM MISS GURL YOU COULDN’T EVEN EXPLAIN WHY EMMA COULDN’T HAVE LISTENER SO DON’T TRY ME BUDDY ROLL DON’T TRY ME TONIGHT!

  • @Parad0xica1_VA
    @Parad0xica1_VA 2 года назад +16

    Comments 1
    Me: RUclips you on crack there is three

  • @HARPISTOL
    @HARPISTOL 2 года назад +3

    THAT VIDEO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ASMR OF EMMA GOING “Norman COME ON“ IS KILLING ME LMFAO

  • @Strawb4rri3s
    @Strawb4rri3s Год назад +5

    “I would never date her” *(vine boom)* damn Listener got roasted 💀💀💀

  • @sparkIejumprope
    @sparkIejumprope 2 года назад +31

    nah cause one of my childhood best friends would kin Ray ☹️

  • @julievillalva6360
    @julievillalva6360 2 года назад +3

    Dam ray hit a spot with them insult’s 😟

  • @zarianatremont7170
    @zarianatremont7170 Год назад +5

    IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT 8:45 LIKE NORMAN JUST WENT WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @Lilpercy2013
    @Lilpercy2013 Год назад +2

    “COME ON RAY WAIT f___ ME WAIT NO”
    “MUMBLING *
    “COME ON NORMEN” had me dying on the floor bro

  • @Cherrybhom
    @Cherrybhom 2 года назад +3

    HELP I CRIED WHEN EMMA AND NORMAN LEFT THE ROOM

  • @shellyesquivel8494
    @shellyesquivel8494 2 года назад +9

    I loved the video but I loved the outro even more.

  • @Ms.Musical09
    @Ms.Musical09 2 года назад +11

    Ray: I won't care if she won't wake up
    Me: trying so hard not to KILL myself and getting out of that place
    Me inside: WHY Ray WHY 😭😭😭😭

  • @ak4l145
    @ak4l145 2 года назад +21

    I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

  • @raywithagun7976
    @raywithagun7976 2 года назад +2

    I started crying when he said I'm ugly and weird cuz that's what most people say

  • @Jazper_IsSilly
    @Jazper_IsSilly 2 года назад +2

    That meme in the video made me laugh like crazy. My brother came in to check on me

  • @omini_weird0
    @omini_weird0 2 года назад +4

    8:44 NORMAN GOT SNATCHED

  • @-nikki.
    @-nikki. 2 года назад +2

    oh when ray said ‘she’s weird and ugly’
    i’ve had those words said to me before tho-

  • @itz_kai_xx7851
    @itz_kai_xx7851 2 года назад +5

    Ray:she's weird!
    Me: hehehe thanks😌💅💅

  • @taesxl
    @taesxl 2 года назад +6

    4:07 boy ..

  • @WilliamAftonsLeftBigToe
    @WilliamAftonsLeftBigToe 10 месяцев назад +2

    No cause why did i cry when norman was slapping the shit outa ray 😭

  • @itachisasunaru7583
    @itachisasunaru7583 Год назад +3

    Rat:Who's your crush
    Me:......EMMA