Would France demolish UK more in a nuke war? (2019)

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  • @Sorrigan
    @Sorrigan 5 лет назад +428

    "Loses a bit less" is the best way to describe the winner of any Nuclear war.

    • @bootymane9907
      @bootymane9907 4 года назад +5

      @tfs2O3 the only scenario I see them being used is if Russia or China does something that triggers a world war gets pushed back into their borders and nukes the invading armies in a desperate bid for survival other than that maybe another Japan situation where a country is so costly to invade we just nuke em Iran or North Korea comes to mind especially since we know NK will nuke us in any invasion anyways

    • @hornet8364
      @hornet8364 4 года назад +2

      @@bootymane9907 Idk that sounds kinda Belkan

    • @felix25ize
      @felix25ize 4 года назад

      @tfs2O3 They would have also to destroy their pure running wild capitalism which destroys them, us, and the whole planet ...

    • @felix25ize
      @felix25ize 4 года назад +2

      @tfs2O3 Excuse me for my bad english. I am partisan of a mixed regime where the things too important for the society to be let to the law of maximum profit, as roads, public transports, strategic industries, national education or public health would be state owned or at least straightly controlled by him, and that the usual consumation goods like food, suits etc... would be given to the capitalist law of market for that concurrency ameliorates their quality; it was the regime that ruled France under de Gaulle, or G-B in his time; not the paradise, but at least an efficient and bearable regime. But since the fall of the soviet so-called "communism", free capitalism has no more opponents to moderate its jurassic mechanical and ferocious avidity, and it pillates and destroys the planet, wasting more and more ressources in the only aim to make more and more money for the riches, which leads humanity to a global catastrophe and wars, even civil wars, for the next generations... And I do not like that.

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 3 года назад +1

      There is no winner, there is only survivor

  • @rolfe2000
    @rolfe2000 5 лет назад +231

    Does this constitute as a hard Brexit?

    • @ianhigson719
      @ianhigson719 5 лет назад +6

      That's good I'm using that in a joke cheers

    • @Reyeoux
      @Reyeoux 5 лет назад +1

      Did you take that from Wombles video?

    • @betrthnu3413
      @betrthnu3413 5 лет назад +4

      No pulling out at the last second, and not allowing you to claim child benefit is a 'hard brexit'.

    • @NigelTolley
      @NigelTolley 3 года назад

      Still not hard enough for farage, I'm certain. Not until there is a hammer and sickle in Whitehall will he be satisfied.

  • @matta5498
    @matta5498 5 лет назад +92

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • @Fiddling_while_Rome_burns
    @Fiddling_while_Rome_burns 5 лет назад +308

    UK vs France: Who'd win a nuclear war? ..... Germany.

    • @himlingpatrice
      @himlingpatrice 5 лет назад +18

      Nop. Germany would be under atomic clouds...
      But French and British people would try to quit theirs homeland. And Canada would be able to gain a lot of population. Canada would only to avoid a civil war...

    • @himlingpatrice
      @himlingpatrice 5 лет назад +13

      @@Baddy187 If that war occurs and millions of people goes in both parts of the Canada a civil war is practically unavoidable. Otherwise, the Canadian prime Minister can be a peace nobel prize.

    • @Viguier89
      @Viguier89 5 лет назад +7

      Radioactive fallouts will turn germans into real ubermensch.

    • @Fiddling_while_Rome_burns
      @Fiddling_while_Rome_burns 5 лет назад +11

      Europe dominated by mutant Germans is worse than by non-mutant Germans.

    • @philipsmedia5268
      @philipsmedia5268 4 года назад +2

      The only nuclear weapons Germany has had were held by NATO it had no nuclear weapons of its own so best of luck with that idea!

  • @iluvanielle
    @iluvanielle 5 лет назад +109

    Q: Nuclear war between UK and France? Who would win?
    A: Cockroaches!

    • @Samy-bu1ze
      @Samy-bu1ze 5 лет назад +1

      Tardigrades too

    • @_rk553
      @_rk553 5 лет назад +1

      @Adam Beasley no no them gopniks will rule

    • @lionel66cajppppp0
      @lionel66cajppppp0 4 года назад

      The british ofc
      Just like the british won all the other wars against the french

    • @afisto6647
      @afisto6647 4 года назад +5

      @@lionel66cajppppp0
      You seriously think people will take you serious or you try to trigger the French ?

    • @lionel66cajppppp0
      @lionel66cajppppp0 3 года назад

      @Miguel Melchior
      Which part of what I said is incorrect?

  • @saimalianwer7740
    @saimalianwer7740 4 года назад +39

    Meanwhile germany looks at poland and let's out a creepy uncle smile

    • @studentfitness5954
      @studentfitness5954 3 года назад +3

      I actually think poland could hold its own

    • @drumond5027
      @drumond5027 3 года назад +7

      @@studentfitness5954 they wouldn't

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 3 года назад +3

      @@drumond5027 against the Bundeswehr? They’d be fine
      Must suck to be a German soldier now adays, a tradition and legacy of military excellence reduced to...the bundeswehr

  • @ialwtttiywtrar
    @ialwtttiywtrar 4 года назад +30

    This is like arguing that a man who gets shot in the head twice is more dead than a man who has been shot in the head once. Guess what, they are both dead.

    • @tomx641
      @tomx641 3 года назад

      The UK just increased its warhead stocks to 260, so they are both equally dead now.

  • @tomt.8387
    @tomt.8387 5 лет назад +53

    When brexit negotiations go wrong

  • @ricorico6826
    @ricorico6826 2 года назад +17

    Wow since the England v France World Cup quater final things have escalated quickly

  • @bipper64
    @bipper64 4 года назад +41

    A nukes war between Britain and France: the immediate aftermath would be Italy winning the rugby union 6 nation tourney...only way for them to win it :)

    • @yc2673
      @yc2673 4 года назад +1

      Hahaha well said

    • @raptor2792
      @raptor2792 4 года назад +1

      Obihugzenobi England lost 2-1 to Iceland and Croatia loool😂😂

    • @raptor2792
      @raptor2792 4 года назад

      Obihugzenobi Even Gary Lineker said “Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans win.”

    • @big-papa-jimmysavillekiddy2181
      @big-papa-jimmysavillekiddy2181 4 года назад

      stephane gouverneur but dude what do you mean wales or Scotland would win it

    • @elbentos7803
      @elbentos7803 4 года назад +1

      No, Ireland would win forever...

  • @keegan773
    @keegan773 5 лет назад +94

    Nobody wins in a nuclear war.

    • @cadetkidkilla
      @cadetkidkilla 4 года назад +10

      keegan773 I don’t know. In this situation where France is pretty much scoured off the planet that seems like a big win for the rest of the world

    • @regarded9702
      @regarded9702 3 года назад +5

      @@cadetkidkilla lul

    • @popkhorne5372
      @popkhorne5372 3 года назад +3

      @@cadetkidkilla bitter about something ?

    • @Jjb-gk4ce
      @Jjb-gk4ce 3 года назад

      @@popkhorne5372 Escargot

    • @Archive41024
      @Archive41024 3 года назад

      @@cadetkidkilla you're a little bit sour, missed your tea and crumpets this morning?

  • @DarthEarp
    @DarthEarp 5 лет назад +33

    1 day after Anglo-French war: Germany, "so i'm going to take alsace lorraine off your hands for you, for the good of the people of course."

    • @shihtzu291
      @shihtzu291 5 лет назад

      And the French would say oh please don't and roll over like the gutless nation they ar!

    • @KameroonEmperor
      @KameroonEmperor 4 года назад +4

      Bruh the video is about France and England and there are still people who manage to argue about Alsace Lorraine lol

    • @elbentos7803
      @elbentos7803 4 года назад

      Yes, but just wait until radioactivity diminish drastically...

    • @ommsterlitz1805
      @ommsterlitz1805 3 года назад +3

      @@shihtzu291 France fought all the countries around it for 2000 years and went from a small country to the biggest one in EU, don't even try saying shit about France as they surely kicked your country ass multiples times

    • @shihtzu291
      @shihtzu291 3 года назад

      @@ommsterlitz1805 - It ain't nice is it but France is always having a go at my country for this and that and now that we've left the EU they are being really bad to us and it pisses me off because we're supposed to be naigbours and we've done some great stuff together like concord and the channel tunnel but then they always try to cause trouble for us and come across ungrateful for the lives lost helping them in two world wars, when ever you get these types of videos the French run us down in the comments section and any other time they can.

  • @zachboyd4749
    @zachboyd4749 3 года назад +48

    France and UK:
    Both Nuke each other
    Rest of the world:
    😰😱
    Germany:
    “So........does this mean I can have Alsace back?”

    • @LordTyrion
      @LordTyrion 3 года назад +5

      Elsaß

    • @lecapetien3223
      @lecapetien3223 3 года назад +7

      Alsace & Lorraine are French since Louis XIV, way before germany was existed.

  • @ArasakaCorporation
    @ArasakaCorporation 5 лет назад +45

    Ignore all these people crying in the comments about nuclear war, Binkov. This was a very interesting and informative video keep it coming.

  • @desicollector
    @desicollector 3 года назад +13

    Lets have a France and UK nuclear war just to see how accurate this video is

  • @bloodywanker781
    @bloodywanker781 5 лет назад +45

    France: Bombs London
    UK: Bombs Paris
    France and UK: Surprised Pikachu faces

    • @ryanxyz13
      @ryanxyz13 3 года назад +1

      France bombs London... Rest of UK cheers and celebrates.

    • @TheBucketSkill
      @TheBucketSkill 3 года назад

      @@ryanxyz13 yea, maybe you would if it wasn't important to english heritage.

  • @KameroonEmperor
    @KameroonEmperor 4 года назад +27

    This comment section is still in the middle ages lol

  • @pog5808
    @pog5808 5 лет назад +27

    No one wins in nuclear war

    • @costakeith9048
      @costakeith9048 5 лет назад

      As an American, I beg to differ. We've already won one nuclear war.

    • @_rk553
      @_rk553 5 лет назад

      @@costakeith9048 against a country that was struggling to get back up after midway, yep, won a nuclear war against a country that would've surrendered anyway sometime in the near future

    • @costakeith9048
      @costakeith9048 5 лет назад

      @@_rk553 And we proved Billy Mitchell's theory that war can be won from the air alone. We just needed bigger bombs and nukes are clearly the ticket.

  • @douglasarthur2673
    @douglasarthur2673 5 лет назад +38

    Nuclear war between Britain and France: the immediate aftermath - Nicola Sturgeon demands YET ANOTHER independence referendum !!! 😂

    • @himlingpatrice
      @himlingpatrice 5 лет назад +3

      Fr / UK nuke war.
      France don't send nuke to scotland (Auld alliance).
      Scotland demand independance.
      England refuse independance of the lone part of the union to don't be radioactive.
      Edimburgh become the capital city of the island.

    • @davidthomas6566
      @davidthomas6566 4 года назад +6

      @@himlingpatrice tbh most English want you gone, it's the government that's dragging their heels. we don't want see or hear Kranky the sturgeon ever again.. Just being honest. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🥇

    • @tomx641
      @tomx641 3 года назад

      Nicola only speaks for Glasgow and Edinburgh, not Scotland.

    • @مقاطعمترجمة-ش8ث
      @مقاطعمترجمة-ش8ث 3 года назад

      @@davidthomas6566 Aren't the French/Russian more related to you than the Scottish, just curious to know ?

  • @pappy374
    @pappy374 3 года назад +15

    "In a nuclear war all men are cremated equal" - Dexter Gordon

  • @Pantsugrenadiere
    @Pantsugrenadiere 5 лет назад +11

    Everyone : talking about who would win if someone can win a nuclear war
    Me, a french living close to Paris: well, either way i'm fucked sooo.....

  • @chmeee9562
    @chmeee9562 5 лет назад +18

    "France loses a bit less" That's right, no one WINS in a nuclear war. Got that right Binkov

    • @ey6713
      @ey6713 4 года назад +1

      Yes nukes are political weapon not military weapon

    • @pierren___
      @pierren___ 3 года назад +1

      @@ey6713 so they useless

  • @brendamayfuller8803
    @brendamayfuller8803 5 лет назад +30

    Who wins?
    Cockroaches, the cockroaches win.

  • @chrisff8303
    @chrisff8303 5 лет назад +20

    Trident isn't a warhead. It's an ICBM missile that carries the warheads.

    • @mac2857
      @mac2857 5 лет назад +2

      Inter Continental Ballistic Missle missle?

    • @_rk553
      @_rk553 5 лет назад

      @@mac2857 Inter Continental Ballistic Missile, yeah ur right
      (I'm assuming ur saying that in another language)

    • @tomx641
      @tomx641 3 года назад

      We know that. The warhead is called Holbrook but it was classified until recently. Warhead numbers are increasing to 260 but from now on all data will be made classified again (2021).

  • @TornadoADV
    @TornadoADV 5 лет назад +13

    Stop scare mongering about nuclear power plants. LITERALLY the safest power production type in human history.

    • @Damo2690
      @Damo2690 5 лет назад +1

      He talked about blowing them up, they may be safe, but not bomb safe

    • @neilwilson5785
      @neilwilson5785 5 лет назад +1

      Errr, wind and solar would like a word. I get that coal, oil, and gas are horrendous, though.

    • @himedo1512
      @himedo1512 5 лет назад

      I'm pretty sure blowing them up may have some negative effects....

    • @ankles632
      @ankles632 5 лет назад

      The folks at Chernobyl and Fukushima might disagree with you on that.

  • @APerson4889-g5f
    @APerson4889-g5f 5 лет назад +43

    At this point I think this would be the only way for Britain to actually leave the EU.

    • @chrisvinicombe9947
      @chrisvinicombe9947 5 лет назад +4

      Hahahaha going out in a blaze of horror.

    • @JayJay5244
      @JayJay5244 3 года назад

      @@chrisvinicombe9947 That’s happening either way 😂

    • @matt7775
      @matt7775 3 года назад +1

      And a year later here we are with all the vaccine and macron is crying like a baby.

    • @JayJay5244
      @JayJay5244 3 года назад +1

      @@matt7775 Yeah the only thing that went right for Britain... Everything else has been a shit show so far lmao and it ain’t getting better any time soon

    • @JayJay5244
      @JayJay5244 3 года назад

      @@Gary-bz1rf Biden supports the EU though.

  • @Chris-rb8ox
    @Chris-rb8ox 2 года назад +12

    Many people seem to completely miss the point of this video. It's just a completely unrealistic hypothetical for fun, to entertain a morbid curiosity. It's completely against the point of this video for people to descend into stupid, nationalistic bickering in the comments, or somehow get butthurt about a completely hypothetical scenario. Some are even acting as if it's going ahead. Relax. A war between both nations, nuclear or otherwise would be catastrophic for both. It's in neither of our interests, and probably never will be. Britain and France may compete economically, but we have long been friends and this would never happen. It's absurd that this even needs to be said.

  • @aussiegod4269
    @aussiegod4269 5 лет назад +19

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Binkov: Nuclear war between France and the Uk

  • @Ethorbit
    @Ethorbit 5 лет назад +17

    Everyone loses in a nuclear war

    • @koinodiscoqueen
      @koinodiscoqueen 3 года назад +1

      Except for switzerland they got bunkers in every house

  • @shononoyeetus8866
    @shononoyeetus8866 4 года назад +19

    I think it’s safe to say we’re both fucked in this case

  • @Marhakon
    @Marhakon 4 года назад +17

    Imagine having a serious debate in the comment section of a youtube video about a fictionnal nuclear war between two member of the same alliance ?
    And people wonder why the world is going mad down ? Hilarious .

    • @conors4430
      @conors4430 3 года назад +1

      Imagine assuming that a 100 year old alliance is a permanent thing especially considering the previous thousand years of enemy status.

    • @TheBucketSkill
      @TheBucketSkill 3 года назад +1

      @@conors4430 Dude gimme a fucking break. There is literally no way possible they'd get to any conflict, especially nuclear like wtf? It's a fun little hypothetical I guess but holy shit it's like just so ridiculous in my head.

  • @jaywulf
    @jaywulf 5 лет назад +13

    Who would win a Nuclear war ?
    No one.

    • @TempestMMR
      @TempestMMR 5 лет назад

      👼 💀 wins

    • @miuphao
      @miuphao 5 лет назад

      switzerland would win

  • @M1aocat
    @M1aocat 5 лет назад +18

    The running joke is, if the end of the world came, we brits would drop one on Paris for good old times sake....

    • @burgereagle9310
      @burgereagle9310 5 лет назад

      Says a lot more about you being a backstabbing rat than anything else.

    • @M1aocat
      @M1aocat 5 лет назад

      Oof

    • @genericchannel1754
      @genericchannel1754 4 года назад

      @@burgereagle9310 do you not know what a joke is?

  • @mastoner20
    @mastoner20 5 лет назад +11

    Curious People: Who'd win in a nuclear war?
    The World: Fucking. No. One.

    • @SomeGuy-ty7kr
      @SomeGuy-ty7kr 5 лет назад

      that's really only true in *mutual* nuclear war. In a one sided war there is a very clear winner.

    • @mastoner20
      @mastoner20 5 лет назад

      @@SomeGuy-ty7kr I mean, the earth might highly disagree with that statement. Weird how it doesn't particularly care for radioactive elements getting spewed about as if they were confetti chips.

    • @SomeGuy-ty7kr
      @SomeGuy-ty7kr 5 лет назад

      @@mastoner20 funny that you don't seem to understand how fallout works. Stop getting your understand of the world from overly dramatized video games. It's not magical devil dust or whatever your seem to think it is, and most of it would be contained to the place that has much bigger problems already. Specifically they just got blown up.

    • @mastoner20
      @mastoner20 5 лет назад

      @@SomeGuy-ty7kr i mean. I get my understanding of Fallout from a college education. But thank you for letting me know video games aren't highly accurate on the subject matter. I'd have never guessed.

    • @SomeGuy-ty7kr
      @SomeGuy-ty7kr 5 лет назад

      @@mastoner20 wow, college educated yet still clueless, must be an American.

  • @icedem0n326
    @icedem0n326 5 лет назад +21

    Comment section so salty.

  • @belgium6552
    @belgium6552 5 лет назад +18

    War: 🇬🇧vs🇫🇷
    Winner: 🇩🇪

    • @b_scuit
      @b_scuit 5 лет назад +5

      @AngloSaxon. I'm detecting some slight bias

    • @burgereagle9310
      @burgereagle9310 5 лет назад

      @@b_scuit Slight? He thinks Britain can nuke America hahaha

    • @slexyslex4654
      @slexyslex4654 5 лет назад

      @@burgereagle9310 Gotta love those retarded nationalists
      plus im british but i love america

    • @belgium6552
      @belgium6552 5 лет назад +1

      @AngloSaxon. 🇬🇧and🇫🇷 nuke each:other.
      So their economy will be 0.
      In this case GERMANY will have a Golden Chance to dominate EUrope.
      By the way, Germany is dominating EUrope in this time too.

    • @Capitainws
      @Capitainws 5 лет назад

      @@belgium6552 Germany already dominate Europe

  • @l1mi13
    @l1mi13 5 лет назад +9

    France&UK, if you have this many nukes then please send help to Sweden instead.. please target all our bigger cities and the so called "especially exposed areas". We will be forever in debt, thank you.

  • @GoldDiggercs789
    @GoldDiggercs789 Год назад +8

    The trident system is an Anglo-American project, not solely created by the Americans

  • @titidiz6343
    @titidiz6343 3 года назад +35

    This will never happen.Respect from France, to our cousins, zee roast beef.

    • @anguswaterhouse9255
      @anguswaterhouse9255 3 года назад

      Why do you call us that? Its not like roast beef is an english exclusive unlike frogs legs or snails which while not technically french exclusive jump straight to your mind when someone says "french food"

    • @h.richard7312
      @h.richard7312 3 года назад

      @@anguswaterhouse9255 I believe it comes from ww1... UK soldier relied mostly on roast beef caned food... French soldiers saw that and Thus nicknamed them roast beef.
      This is the story I have heared

    • @anguswaterhouse9255
      @anguswaterhouse9255 3 года назад

      @@h.richard7312 oh cool

  • @nottherealpaulsmith
    @nottherealpaulsmith 3 года назад +11

    i think there are parts of the UK and france that could be improved by a nuclear detonation, honestly

    • @kordellswoffer1520
      @kordellswoffer1520 2 года назад +1

      Yeah london and Paris.

    • @nottherealpaulsmith
      @nottherealpaulsmith 2 года назад

      @@kordellswoffer1520 i was thinking more along the lines of sheffield but that works too

    • @x-a-
      @x-a- 2 года назад

      Destruction of Paris for London could be the greatest deal in the history of deals

    • @hannahdyson7129
      @hannahdyson7129 Год назад

      ​@@x-a- No. It wouldn't just stay in London and Paris
      We all dead

    • @x-a-
      @x-a- Год назад

      @@hannahdyson7129 We are all marching towards death, since the moment we were born.

  • @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447
    @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 5 лет назад +9

    No matter who loses the least, a Nuclear war is ultimately going to be pointless.

    • @neilwilson5785
      @neilwilson5785 5 лет назад +3

      Pointlessness is the whole point of it.

    • @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447
      @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 5 лет назад

      @@neilwilson5785 Good point.

    • @himedo1512
      @himedo1512 5 лет назад

      No true, if the nuclear war doesn't have MAD, you can wipe your enemy off the map. permanently.

    • @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447
      @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 5 лет назад +1

      @@himedo1512 That's assuming they don't have the same idea.

    • @himedo1512
      @himedo1512 5 лет назад

      @@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 What? that doesn't even make sense. A U.S. vs U.K. nuclear war doesn't have MAD, but they sure as hell are firing nukes at each other.

  • @davec5153
    @davec5153 3 года назад +12

    Take in to account that taking out London would be a plus for the rest of the UK.

    • @x-a-
      @x-a- 3 года назад +5

      Taking out Paris would be the best gift from the UK and the rest of France would be pleased.

    • @grahamtaylor6883
      @grahamtaylor6883 3 года назад

      Lol, but true.

    • @SweetBrazyN
      @SweetBrazyN 3 года назад

      Agreed

    • @nottherealpaulsmith
      @nottherealpaulsmith 3 года назад

      forget london, nuking birmingham would be the best thing france has ever done for the UK

  • @harryflashman8996
    @harryflashman8996 4 года назад +18

    I stopped watching this channel a while ago and couldn’t remember why...
    Then I went into the comments section. Binkov has the worst audience imaginable

    • @grey3247
      @grey3247 4 года назад +3

      Agreed

    • @xanthuumnihyr5319
      @xanthuumnihyr5319 4 года назад +1

      Honestly, it is quite frightening sometimes

    • @sickymicky36
      @sickymicky36 4 года назад +1

      Although there is a lot of competition. To be fair though I think most of the commenters are under twelve. Or have the mental age of.

    • @ronnieharford3326
      @ronnieharford3326 3 года назад

      Totally agree

  • @valiatus6719
    @valiatus6719 5 лет назад +7

    No one.. no one would win a nuclear war, no one ever wins a Nuclear War.

    • @maddog7795
      @maddog7795 5 лет назад

      The Brotherhood of steel. Hold my Nuke!

    • @valiatus6719
      @valiatus6719 5 лет назад +2

      @Anti Mapping No, not it was not 2 Nuclear bombs where used at the very end of it. That doesn't make it a Nuclear war.

  • @MrMustang1945
    @MrMustang1945 4 года назад +11

    Ah, a radioactive Seven Years War.

  • @johnpatz8395
    @johnpatz8395 5 лет назад +8

    I read the headline as "US vs France....." and thought, well this is going to be a bit lopsided

    • @johnpatz8395
      @johnpatz8395 5 лет назад +3

      User Name oh, I'm not saying the US wouldn't be devestated, although France wouldn't be able to use nearly as many warheads against the US as they could the UK, their ICBM and SLBMs would work fine but their short range nukes wouldn't be of much use, just that the breakdown if numbers would be staggeringly lopsided.

    • @x-a-
      @x-a- 5 лет назад +1

      @@johnpatz8395 Well we have a Military base in French Guyana, even if a war between France and US is super unlikely

    • @x-a-
      @x-a- 5 лет назад +2

      @User Name Ahah those two 😂😂
      One time they are best friends, the next day they are enemies

    • @TheFreshman321
      @TheFreshman321 5 лет назад

      Hahahaah😂😂😂😂👍👍

  • @phoephoe795
    @phoephoe795 5 лет назад +21

    What would actually happen:
    The French would surrender, and the British won't launch any nukes due to constant political bickering between the pro-nuke and no-nuke MPs resulting in a national referendum on the issue- the result of which then gets ignored and fought over by bickering pro-nuke and no-nuke MPs who eventually decide to call an election so the UK can decide on who decides to let nothing happen...

    • @Antonov15
      @Antonov15 5 лет назад +1

      This is too accurate! 😂😂 best comment 100%
      But yeah, 🇬🇧x🇫🇷 brothers in arms and frienemies forever!

    • @burgereagle9310
      @burgereagle9310 5 лет назад +1

      Dumb.

    • @Chris-rb8ox
      @Chris-rb8ox 2 года назад

      It's funny and depressing because it's true

  • @otterone
    @otterone 5 лет назад +4

    "Let's go back to our nuclear war" that's something you don't hear everyday

  • @hnk2460
    @hnk2460 4 года назад +15

    🇩🇪♥️🇫🇷♥️🇪🇺
    We will help you brothers

    • @janlord9760
      @janlord9760 4 года назад +1

      Im ernst jetzt
      Eigentlich waren die Hohenzollern mit den Briten verwandt ....

    • @hnk2460
      @hnk2460 4 года назад

      Eigentlich war jede Adelsfamilie und Könige mit jedem irgendwie Verwandt😂

    • @nilswettlin2012
      @nilswettlin2012 4 года назад

      @@hnk2460 Die Koenigin von England und die hohenzollern ist mit den prophet Muhammed verwandt

    • @hnk2460
      @hnk2460 4 года назад

      @@nilswettlin2012 Toll

    • @Aml_07
      @Aml_07 4 года назад +2

      You couldnt do it when you controlled France directly, what makes you think you can beat us now?

  • @gtgbrb.Chad.v1b
    @gtgbrb.Chad.v1b 3 года назад +12

    I'm not British but as my county was an former colony of Britain i was hoping for the UK to win

    • @DoubleAAce
      @DoubleAAce 3 года назад +5

      To be honest im french and i still think they would win.

    • @ash4583
      @ash4583 3 года назад +2

      Where are you from?

    • @gtgbrb.Chad.v1b
      @gtgbrb.Chad.v1b 3 года назад +2

      @@ash4583 south america

    • @ash4583
      @ash4583 3 года назад +1

      @@gtgbrb.Chad.v1b nice

    • @Ronald-hx5ob
      @Ronald-hx5ob 3 года назад

      But no one win's didn't you listen carefully?

  • @HaydenLau.
    @HaydenLau. 5 лет назад +8

    DEFCON 1
    PLAYER 1 LAUNCH DETECTED
    PLAYER 2 LAUNCH DETECTED
    LONDON HIT, 11.1M DEAD
    PARIS HIT, 11.5M DEAD
    VICTORY TIMER STARTED

  • @jonultime
    @jonultime 5 лет назад +4

    Can't wait for Binkov to do play-by-play live commentary on WW3.

  • @lelouchvibritannia7809
    @lelouchvibritannia7809 3 года назад +12

    Conventional War: Has winners
    Nuclear War: Nobody wins

  • @emjizone
    @emjizone Год назад +5

    Note that French deterrence doctrine involves sending nuclear bombers *first*, as a *visible and cancelable ultimatum*, and not second after submarine strikes, which are not really designed to be canceled after launch.
    Not all nuclear bombers would be sent during this ultimatum phase, though.

    • @TheFrenchBaguettes
      @TheFrenchBaguettes 10 месяцев назад +1

      True but in this case where it's a full nuclear war these weapons would be used like shown

    • @yberai
      @yberai 10 месяцев назад

      false doctrine change with Chirac

    • @TheFrenchBaguettes
      @TheFrenchBaguettes 10 месяцев назад

      @@yberai what's the false doctrine because one of France nuclear strategy is using a nuclear cruise missile as a warning shot

    • @brunol-p_g8800
      @brunol-p_g8800 Месяц назад

      The UK cannot use its nuclear deterrent without prior approval from the USA, as the vector of the warheads is held by the USA and only leased by the UK, on the contrary of France. The UK also only has submarine launched nukes, while France has both submarine launched and air launched.

  • @kylepowell9751
    @kylepowell9751 5 лет назад +10

    Let’s be honest both the uk and France could obliterate each other I don’t think anyone would win everone will die

  • @pewpewman._.3415
    @pewpewman._.3415 5 лет назад +15

    *Tactical baguette ! I N C O M I N G !*

    • @Pantsugrenadiere
      @Pantsugrenadiere 5 лет назад +1

      There is a mistake my brave, it's
      *Tactical baguette ! I N C O M I N G !*

    • @pewpewman._.3415
      @pewpewman._.3415 5 лет назад

      @@Pantsugrenadiere
      Bruh ,Thx

    • @Pantsugrenadiere
      @Pantsugrenadiere 5 лет назад

      @@pewpewman._.3415 you're welcome bruh

  • @JoannaHammond
    @JoannaHammond 3 года назад +7

    The first rule of nuclear war, nobody wins.

  • @danirey425
    @danirey425 4 года назад +7

    A year later and the comments section is still a cess pool😲.

  • @teamtoby0552
    @teamtoby0552 3 года назад +14

    Support France, from the UK

    • @RealLewis
      @RealLewis 3 года назад +2

      *There is 1 Impostor among us*

    • @teamtoby0552
      @teamtoby0552 3 года назад

      @@RealLewis when the imposter is sus

    • @xenotypos
      @xenotypos 3 года назад +3

      Support UK, from France. And don't forget Marseilles please, it's the worst city around here, even Paris is better.

    • @TheFrenchscot
      @TheFrenchscot 3 года назад +1

      @@xenotypos En fait, de base la ville est pas si mal. C'est plutôt la population le problème, depuis 40 ans.... Et je suis marseillais.

  • @politirel2
    @politirel2 3 года назад +6

    Oh and if you happen to live anywhere near these two countries when they have their nuclear war, you are going to have a pretty miserable time too.

  • @mitchfromtheinternet297
    @mitchfromtheinternet297 3 года назад +10

    You have to admire the way France supports its own armed forces with locally procured equipment.

  • @James-qj3ry
    @James-qj3ry 3 года назад +12

    Love UK from France, will never come to a war, we are the west, strong together and too smart to fight each other's yet we love a bit of a banter but that's just 1000 years old love rivalry. ❤️

    • @martinrye712
      @martinrye712 3 года назад

      Welll carry on with the recent behaviour of France and some of the other EU countries it might just happen all over again.there is real anger in the uk over the way france in particular are behaving after we left the EU.

    • @joeandrew391
      @joeandrew391 3 года назад +8

      Ignore the other guy, much love from the UK. Ignoring current political angst, we'll always be there for eachother when push comes to shove ❤️

    • @vavabeille
      @vavabeille 3 года назад +4

      ​@@martinrye712 Nobody forced you guys to leave the EU. Imagine having a large continental alliance and leaving it based on a fake claim written on a big red bus and blaming all others in the process because of one PM's incompetence. Yeah of course France isn't glad about it. The UK is just as arrogant as France, so really, you guys should stop acting like everyone's mad at you because that's precisely what's annoying people. Then again, this is politics, and I dare say most real-life people just don't care and are very glad to think we all are friends because, in the end, we have broadly the same goals.

  • @chico20m
    @chico20m 5 лет назад +6

    At least this time they won't late 100 years to end the conflict.

  • @test-qz4dq
    @test-qz4dq 5 лет назад +9

    Next: *Australia vs. Emu*

    • @elbentos7803
      @elbentos7803 4 года назад

      Emus, but with rabbits allies !

  • @gujikujtutu2330
    @gujikujtutu2330 5 лет назад +5

    Central europe: laughs... I'm in danger.

  • @raresoancea8963
    @raresoancea8963 4 года назад +13

    France: ~ 300
    UK: ~220-260
    China: ~210-270
    Note: We can't know the exact number.France has the most nuclear reactors from these 3, so France might have much more.Those numbers are a small part ,because no one tells it's real numbers.

    • @banger2998
      @banger2998 4 года назад +2

      The scary part is 16 nukes is enough to cripple a large country like Russia

    • @maverickwildwolf3871
      @maverickwildwolf3871 4 года назад

      @@crystxlzx6442 eu's nuke are american. Only france now have their own nuclear capability without an american officer saying no

    • @martialg9425
      @martialg9425 4 года назад

      @@maverickwildwolf3871 good point there "UK bombs" are american made . they need US autorisation for launch
      national industry garanty your indepandance neither F35 or brexit do
      enjoy your chloro chiken dear pround english nationalist
      for all other english freinds love from france and be strong

    • @maverickwildwolf3871
      @maverickwildwolf3871 4 года назад

      @@martialg9425 i was refering to germany, belgium etc... i'm not sure for the UK's nuke but if i recall it's american tech that was bought. So you only need have the brits that decide for a strike. Meanwhile germany can initiate a strike but if the american says no they can't engage any strike

    • @AldTar
      @AldTar 4 года назад

      @@maverickwildwolf3871 Germany can't decide for a strike (just like Italy) because the nukes are in American bases and controlled directly by the Americans, the nukes are only in other countries.
      It would be interesting to see if an eventual war between the UK and France escalate in a USA+UK-EU war. What will happen to the American bases in Europe and the nuclear warheads in EU territory? Would them be deployed immediately after an attempt of the EU to conquer the bases? Would the US leave it to the Europeans to limit the deaths?

  • @ukeyaoitrash2618
    @ukeyaoitrash2618 5 лет назад +12

    Can we play a nice game of chess instead?
    (while enjoying tea and a croissant)

  • @meandmetoo8436
    @meandmetoo8436 5 лет назад +9

    Brexit took an ugly turn uh ?

    • @jhsc8367
      @jhsc8367 5 лет назад

      'turn' like its not already a tragedy

  • @tanguygodeau7106
    @tanguygodeau7106 5 лет назад +9

    Nice video, but scenario completely irrealistic of course : France and UK are relatively equivalent powers, and have been major allies and friends for the past centuries, no reason to commit mutual suicide in a war (even less if it's nuclear!)
    Even with all this Brexit going on, French people still like the British ;)

    • @kaiimms5357
      @kaiimms5357 5 лет назад +3

      Tanguy Godeau and British people still like the French

    • @BillHel
      @BillHel 5 лет назад +1

      century*
      Only the German behemoth spawning in 1870 made us "allies", well reluctantly
      The mutual distrust led to lots of fuck ups, the battle of France in 1940 being the pinacle of poor military cooperation
      Mers El Kebir immediatly after showed that old habits die hard. Dying together in the trenches did not change that
      Today we're partners and also kinda pals who love to hate each other really

  • @jordanmatchett182
    @jordanmatchett182 3 года назад +6

    in any nuke battle no one will win in my eyes

  • @edwardedward3850
    @edwardedward3850 5 лет назад +5

    "Who would win a nuclear war?"
    No one, its kind of the point.

  • @_rk553
    @_rk553 5 лет назад +16

    Who would win a nuclear war?
    *Vault-Tec*

    • @tonymirarchi
      @tonymirarchi 5 лет назад

      In a nuclear war the survivors are the loosers. The hospitals were destroyed because they were in the cities. Now you need to rebuild from the stone age while dealing with radiation related illnesses and injuries.

    • @jameslegrand848
      @jameslegrand848 5 лет назад +1

      A BETTER FUTURE....
      UNDERGROUND 😁😁😁😁

  • @JayJay5244
    @JayJay5244 4 года назад +10

    Lol when the war over fishing rights escalates... 😂

  • @Joker-yw9hl
    @Joker-yw9hl 5 лет назад +16

    Some embarrassing Brits in the comments. Damn.. I'm British and this video is fair. France and the UK are always a great match

    • @StArShIpEnTeRpRiSe
      @StArShIpEnTeRpRiSe 5 лет назад +7

      Many British are more nationalist than nazis, and they think todays UK is the same unbeatable superstrong empire which was in the past.

    • @StArShIpEnTeRpRiSe
      @StArShIpEnTeRpRiSe 5 лет назад +1

      @The Nova renaissance Maybe they are not national socialists, but their logic is the same. Britain is superior, they are better, they fought all war alone. Even if in every single battle they were together with French, Polish, Czech, US and other countries people (thining only the WWs).
      Even within the UK Englishmen think they are superior, and this is why Scotland think about leave the UK, they ofc remained because the EU, but Brexit changed it. And Brexit also shows it, they are superior, they not need allies, they have colonies only...
      They think the same way as the nazis did.
      And ofc I don't talk about all British and all Englishmen.

    • @andyfish106
      @andyfish106 5 лет назад +3

      @@StArShIpEnTeRpRiSe Not sure where you are getting your bizarre tabloid inspired view of Britain from. Most British people are all too aware of where we stand as a nation and of our limitations. The problem is you are taking a view expressed by a small minority of the population, much like in any other country and applying it to the whole nation. What you have written is not how the majority of Brits think at all, and quite frankly saying we are worse than Nazis is really quite insulting. Especially considering what we sacrificed along with many other nations just 60 odd years ago. It shows you have a bias against the UK for what ever reason and are a bit of a troll to be honest. Not a nice thing to prompt your self with on a social media platform.

    • @andyfish106
      @andyfish106 5 лет назад +1

      @Joker You will always get muppets replying, thats the downside of a public forum, you can't vet the idiots! Also just because someone claims to be British or their name suggests they are British or any other nationality really, doesn't mean they actually are. The grammar and sentence structure usually gives it away! Another great thing about the internet, you don't know who you are talking to most of the time. I think in this case you are referring to one very vocal poster! :D

    • @StArShIpEnTeRpRiSe
      @StArShIpEnTeRpRiSe 5 лет назад

      @@andyfish106 First, I not apply it to the whole population.
      Second, that "small minority" were enough to vote the Brexit. That means that "small minority" is higher than the 50% of the population.
      And yeah, during WW2 sacrifice something is make you better than the nazis, even if you massmurdered whole tribes out of history in the earlier years, just like the Nazis did during the holocaust.
      Ofc, if the British colonial forces murder whole cultures out, that's fine, but when they are compaired to nazis because these massmurderings and hate than this is an insult, this is the British logic you showed also.

  • @AvroBellow
    @AvroBellow 5 лет назад +5

    It wouldn't matter. There would be zero survivors on both sides and I say this without having watched the video yet.

  • @bebased1785
    @bebased1785 4 года назад +8

    There is no winner in such a war.

  • @acemccool4475
    @acemccool4475 5 лет назад +9

    No one wins, we all die.

  • @edwinstafford287
    @edwinstafford287 5 лет назад +7

    Greetings Dr. Falken. A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
    DID HE STUTTER????

  • @spawnof200
    @spawnof200 5 лет назад +6

    >nuclear war
    >win
    thats an oxymoron

  • @JohnHughesChampigny
    @JohnHughesChampigny 3 года назад +2

    Thanks Binkov, at 12:16 you just blew me up you bugger.

  • @skamazbg5675
    @skamazbg5675 5 лет назад +5

    Binkov your videos are great and all but it will be very cool if you make videos like 2 vs 2 or 2 little countries vs one big country.Like South Korea and Japan vs North Korea and China or Bulgaria and Greece vs Turkey.

  • @davidthornthwaite2149
    @davidthornthwaite2149 5 лет назад +6

    OK this premise is too silly, we'd both be smoking ruins and be irradiated by our own weapons!

  • @Real_Kelpo_Gaming111
    @Real_Kelpo_Gaming111 5 лет назад +7

    Id this was to happen, Id say right up to before the big kahoona goes down, everyone on Earth would say
    “Ah fuck, the Brits and Baguettes are at it again...”

  • @canadavatar
    @canadavatar 5 лет назад +4

    Man, those two countries are eternal rivals since the dawn of their culture.

  • @xxTheFlyingPigxx
    @xxTheFlyingPigxx 5 лет назад +6

    Without watching the video, I'm gonna guess... no one? Because no one wins nuclear wars?

  • @VerdeMorte
    @VerdeMorte 5 лет назад +8

    "A French missile? Ooh La La!"

    • @test-qz4dq
      @test-qz4dq 5 лет назад

      Le Grande Baguette du frappe icbm

  • @LemonLimeFizzleWizzle
    @LemonLimeFizzleWizzle 5 лет назад +11

    Scotland and Northern Ireland are up there saying "hold on a minute, we are not English".

    • @LemonLimeFizzleWizzle
      @LemonLimeFizzleWizzle 5 лет назад +8

      @AngloSaxon. Excuse me? "idiot"? I know they are the United Kingdom but they are still different countries. In a fictional nuclear war I was jokingly saying they would be like "wait a minute, we're out of here". By the way, nice manners, you must be so popular.

    • @dimachan200
      @dimachan200 5 лет назад +1

      @@LemonLimeFizzleWizzle
      Don't argue with him. He is just too stupid to understand your joke.

    • @Moh-dn8dg
      @Moh-dn8dg 5 лет назад +4

      Auld Alliance forever

    • @kingdomreturn304
      @kingdomreturn304 5 лет назад +1

      @@dimachan200 Its what hes been programmed to say by Alexa 😆

    • @Moh-dn8dg
      @Moh-dn8dg 5 лет назад

      @AngloSaxon. Before england should to demand the us agreement x)

  • @plutoreturns9630
    @plutoreturns9630 5 лет назад +5

    Manchester, UK.
    It's not often that in these videos the potential dead is referring to myself.

  • @kevinbourke1847
    @kevinbourke1847 5 лет назад +10

    A nuclear brexit

  • @MarkVrankovich
    @MarkVrankovich 5 лет назад +6

    Please do Fiji verses Monaco, I hear tensions are ramping up...

  • @another_internet_guy
    @another_internet_guy 5 лет назад +6

    Just 1 problem for France, the UK has more and more powerful allies (USA for example)

    • @M1l1nos_tv
      @M1l1nos_tv 5 лет назад +1

      usa is a france ally too ...

    • @popkhorne5372
      @popkhorne5372 5 лет назад +2

      Im not sure the UK has more allies actually.

    • @badogblue
      @badogblue 5 лет назад

      @@flamingoxe5984 Both France and U.K are of course allies of the USA. However, at the moment, I have to wonder who Trump would decide to help (his friend Boris or Macron whom he has had differences with)

    • @another_internet_guy
      @another_internet_guy 5 лет назад

      @@M1l1nos_tv I know, but Britain is a greater ally to the us than France

    • @maxcream6726
      @maxcream6726 5 лет назад +1

      @@another_internet_guy America would not have independence without France, their oldest ally.

  • @macs6205
    @macs6205 3 года назад +9

    This is inaccurate it would be completely down to first strike

    • @RhysapGrug
      @RhysapGrug 3 года назад +3

      First strike victory doesn't happen when the nukes are launched from submarines soft lad.

  • @johnlewtas6833
    @johnlewtas6833 4 года назад +10

    1337, swords and spears:
    hundred years war
    20XX, nuclear warheads:
    hundred seconds war

    • @benb6274
      @benb6274 4 года назад

      I doubt nukes will ever be used in Europe proper, but if the french are so much more powerful than they were in WW2.....why are they still waving the white flag to germany when it comes to refugees, immigration, social unrest, and the value of the Euro? The EU was a noble experiment that failed uttlerly, and the UK is the only nation thus far that recognizes that. France "could" step forward as a force for influence and change for regional security, but they've regressed to the pre WW2 society of fops and victims who would rather sit back and sip their wine while foreign powers dictate their way of life. The difference is that this time, they have the power to stop it and actively choose not to. Sad.

    • @mikailaydenizteyukjk230
      @mikailaydenizteyukjk230 4 года назад

      Underated...

    • @titi710
      @titi710 4 года назад

      @@benb6274 what do you know about France that is actually accurate beside what you read on the news ?

  • @appa609
    @appa609 5 лет назад +4

    Pretty sure a mushroom cloud over London would blow to Paris in a day.

  • @travistucker1033
    @travistucker1033 3 года назад +8

    The hundred minutes war.

  • @imbetterthanyouis
    @imbetterthanyouis 5 лет назад +13

    this is easy , this is how this would actually go
    uk : good morning france
    france : we surrender ! ( eats cheese )

    • @joshuabrant3487
      @joshuabrant3487 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah the French sure do surrender quickly. Its not like there was a conflict between England and France that lasted over a century or something haha. That would be craaaaazy.

    • @Ethorbit
      @Ethorbit 5 лет назад +2

      @@joshuabrant3487 It was a joke

    • @nikolehtonen3747
      @nikolehtonen3747 5 лет назад

      @@leroiarouf1142 france does not have best military germany and poland has.

    • @trlacr1781
      @trlacr1781 5 лет назад +1

      @@nikolehtonen3747 no. None of them have nuclear weapons, none of them have a semi-competent navy, France has the best military in europe. Look it up

    • @nikolehtonen3747
      @nikolehtonen3747 5 лет назад

      @@trlacr1781 okey then why did france fall in 42days to the germans when france had almoust equal forces to germans poland hold both soviets and germans alone for 36 days and poland had smaller army and how about finland they lasted 100 days against soviet union and they forces had only ammunation for 2 weeks
      If you think that numbers are the way win wars then why did france lose to germany.

  • @StArShIpEnTeRpRiSe
    @StArShIpEnTeRpRiSe 5 лет назад +8

    At the end it's the same as Brexit.
    No real winner, EU lose a strong member, but UK lose more.

  • @Itachi21x
    @Itachi21x 4 года назад +4

    Germany: "Just according to Keikaku..."

    • @vlad8586
      @vlad8586 4 года назад

      "Keikaku means cake"

  • @ICHBinCOOLERalsJeman
    @ICHBinCOOLERalsJeman 5 лет назад +20

    GB, because they are already acustomed to living in a wasteland

  • @trekkienzl2862
    @trekkienzl2862 5 лет назад +5

    "At the end of the war if there are two Americans and one Russian left alive, we win!"
    - Thomas S. Power