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- Опубликовано: 24 дек 2019
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this was denk
Also Kaneez...
it's ok she's a .......
@@doceclectick minority 😅
teri wajah se toh reaction channels ka dhandha band ho jayega 😂
30% for youtube
Imagine the cab driver being a kattar hindu.
😂aree whi sochra tha m..
Meri ek baat samaj me nayi ayi....hum kare tog katter hindu woh jo kar rahe hai woh kya katter muslim nai...? Btw no offense
@@sukamukaduka6838 yes absolutely.
Equality, isi k liye tho krr rhe h ye protest.
Kattr hindu tho kattr muslim bhi hoga😅
Taxi driver: "madamji mai aapko Lahore chhod ayu?"
3 logo ki maut, 1 Ghayal
urooj is soo pretty...like the camera is literally under her nose and she still looks flawless
Ya completely ,and the forehead is aaaàha 😍,😂(in case you didn't got)
Exactly
SIMP
@@sahilsharma7708 get*
@@jashshah1033 tf she's a girl(unless she is a lesbian)
Urooj : "This is my detention centre face" 😂😂😂 👌
Detention 😁
@@pravendramishra7059 😝🤝
@@rajjakulkerim5109 kisi se nhi kahenge .. jo abhi hua thik he 🤫🤫 apan dono ke beech ki baat👍
@@pravendramishra7059 Ji bilkul 😂😂🙏
How do we get detained in the same center?
The cabbie wud be like...mai m*******d hoon joh isme aya😂😂
BJP supporters have become covert nowadays.
Why should I fight when they are doing for me?
I need to vote them only.😄
came here for this. man if this was Reddit toh tumhe ek gold deta
*Inko laya
@@emp896 😬😂😂
Biggest joke is that the conversation is happening in presence of a gujrati uber driver 😂
How do you know??🙄
Yeah he probably doesn't know english xD
@prithwish roy Would you like to correct me sir?
@prithwish roy i was waiting sir!
Kyoki vo log Ahmedabad me hai
4:23 just after this I got an ad from Zomato saying:
**IF YOU LIKE BIRYANI....**
🤣🤣🤣
Dude..😂😂
U made me get one😂
@@DAARKSOULL23 good for you, I'm vegetarian
@@sumitjoshi3027 no I was saying that I got the ad too when I clicked the time
Gandhi ji is like Arnab Goswami in aeroplane.,...😂😂😂😂
underated comment
Gandhi = Goswami now if you like either of them, you'll have to like both of them hahah
😂 underrated
5:53
This is how you scare a minority in india,
"Amit Shah!"
You nailed it bro😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Aur in chutyoo ko lagta hai minority matlab sirf muslim hota hai 😂😂😂😂😂
minority . LOL
@@rakigulia1548apart from Islamic countries world's largest muslim population India me hai and phir bhi minority hai. Dare hue hai bahut.
@@rakigulia1548 wants about other 110 crore people
Such a fresh approach to vloging, no forced postivity subtle and cringe free.
Yes i don't know why vlogger like mumbaikar nikhi always show forced positivity in his vedio
Cringe free?
Excuse me !!!!!
It was a bit cringey. That girl sometimes tries too hard tbh
So...like vlogging?
bhai isliy yeh tanmay bhat h koi mazak nhi..
"India please don't dump me, my boyfriend just did." Ouch!! 😂😂😂
Amit shah joke was Savage at the same time disturbing
Tanmay bhatt is looking like boiled falguni Pathak
Abbey saale Hasa hasa ke maroge kya 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wtf😂😂😂😂
Dude... Wtf?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dude you’re on fire🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol😂😂😂
I like how Nishant doesn't give a F about anything😂
Is nobody discussing about how much guts did the guy have to ask urooj out
He was too cute
Too bad she's dating Abhishek Upmanyu
@@ginnyweasley5812 how do you know?
@@ginnyweasley5812 it was just a pic together. They ain't dating
@@tanvithakare822 They are quarantined together, it's quite clear from their Instagram they live in the same house, they are just Keeping a low profile
back when we could have dares to lick public sofas 11:18
(covid 19 context)
It's my detention centre face.
-urooj ashfaq, 2019
It's funny how people think there will be detention centres across India bcoz there is now way you can fit that many people in camps ..
@@shivugamer2383 ya true . One option is to throw them in Bay of Bengal like USA throws garbages in Pacific and Atlantic.. 🤣
@@shivugamer2383 There are buddy , Six Detention centres in India , 5 are in Assam and 1 in Karnataka.
@@PESHABIBHALU5382 Assam nrc was directed by supreme court so it had to be. And any country needs to get rid of illegal immigrants whether hindu or muslim. thousands of Indians deported by US every week
@@PESHABIBHALU5382 anyways I don't think nrc is practical in any way( though it can provide structure), but CAA is good man I mean hindus are persecuted in Pakistan on mass scale they will have a new life.
Urooj seems like such a sweetheart. Hate that I can't be friends with her, TBH.
Saurav Kushwaha katega
Why you cant be friend with her?
AHMED _GgG bhai message karega toh bhaav dene ke chances kam hai
S-s-s-s-simp
Android Tech It Easy ?
12:07 tanmays laugh is actually syncronised with that red tshirt guy inside the tv
Great observation.
Fuckin observation dude 🔥🔥
Red shirt guy??? That's Dwyane Wade man....NBA legend
The guy who asked her out was super cute!
Guess what? That guy was cuter than Urooj🤣🤪
I'm that guy well thanks
Really
Yaha alag matchmaking chalu hai
@@dr.animeshjain9738 for sure 🤣
UNESCO declares this vlog as the best vlog and Urooj as the cutest comic
this news is whatsapp verified
I (UNESCO Chairman) verify this.
Neeti palta
True
@@anuj8825 lmfao
This channel is the best thing to happen to us AIB fans. ♥️
😭😭😭
@@saharshhpathe i miss them now more than ever.
true :'(
sahi me bro dil ki baat
Actually ❤️
That biryani joke was so offensive. Dude I love biryani
Just proves how little these guys are aware about the real world
@@iffatrizvi9531 sarcasm
let's make a new religion biryanism, and convert hindus and muslims to this new religion, then it will be easier to arrest him under our own blasphemy laws.
@@flyingspaghettimonster3791 cool idea. Just that we will be more possessive of this religion than the others are of theirs.😂
Ya that joke hit hard
11:44 Nishant just hates everyone apparently...
Political jokes are my fvt. And that's the reason why politicians are my fvt. Comics.
You know what is the difference between Comedians and politicians?
Comedians make jokes on politics and politicians have made politics a joke.
@@rajdeepghosh5942 Mat dekho.
@@brishtibhattacharya9752 noice reply
Modi chudi
same here.
Urooj is the best thing about your vlogs dude.
Mind ur language. Girls are not things
I think the same
Kaneez r Biswa too
@@specialise3305 it was a JOKE
@@lav1141 🤣🤣🤣👌
0:44 Air hostess thought Tanmay was a pervert tryna record her.
This feels so wierd now without a mask or ppe kit 😂
Agar musalmaan hai na pasand, to biriyani band .
- Urooj Ashfaq, 2019
And i thought murge se banti hai biryani😅😅 thanks for correcting.😅
@@Rishiparsekar 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Epic
so how come maxican and italian food i dont like that means i hahe italian and maxican .is this logic
@@Rishiparsekar underrated comment bruh😅
@@Rishiparsekar cow or buffal se bhi banti h
Mumbaikar Nikhil would be jealous af right now, No forced positivity ,No cringe, just fun, pure fun.
Uska audience alag hi cringy hai, zada bola usko to fans kachha kha jayengai.
chutiya hai vo gaandu
Arey uska naam mat le yaar khaali fokat cmnt section ganda kar raha hai
Mera Bhai Mera Mumbaikar Mumbaikar!
Sooooo true
she s definitely addictively attractive..!!!
Is no one gonna laugh when samera said "Suri, you can slap me. You know I'm into that"🤣🤣
This is what called real vlogging... Nothing artificial expression just naturality.
Tanmay on his way to India's no.1 vlogger
Mum. Nikhil- mai kya karu job chor du...
@tanmay 🤟😂😂
Ronnie & Barty be like, huh kids
Tanmay's vlog is no less than a treat
Even when Tanmay entered on John Cena theme, he still looked like BigShow
Licking stuff in public spaces is so Pre March 2019. So is everything is gingerbread!
cute she called Civilians who were "NOT COMEDIAN".
xD
Heyy tusharrr
You're funny
Yeah I noticed that too😂😂
Bro literally it's funnier than any stand up show.. i have literally seen this volg 5 times and still laughing.. You are an amazing man Bro.. Love you..
Bcos u don't have a life
7:18 omg that walk is completely hilarious 🤣😂😂
The best thing about his vlog is that you learn many new English words that you've never heard 😂😂
9:39 what you came for
Thankssss
@@ishaganediwal1709 for real
Thanks
"thats my detention centre face" hillarious
When she went in indigo bus,, And he called she is going in detention center😆😎
3:55 Most Savage Warning Ever🔥
I watched this vlog too many times just because of urooj
still here watching this because omg You all have my heart ❤
simp
Still here wtf 😭❤️
@@Aisshhaaaaaou there?
Tanmay bhat graduated from Instagram University
Actually Snapchat.
@@user-oq2rk7ep8f actually you are correct
Urooj Ashfaq is way more funny dn anyone ... give her all the credit Tanmay 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You can make comedy out of NRC, CAA and riots. Hats off!
"That's my detention centre face" Urooj that's so cute
15 mins of constant smile on face,
Also Tanmay i totally envy your natural plumpy pink lips.😂😂
Pink lips 🤣
He's the most controversial youtuber in India ever.
Aib be like : am i joke to you
@@mancityfan8681 tanmay is AIB himself 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣Tanmay is the founder of AIB bro
Whose here after Carry's stream where he thought Tanmay is rolling Ganja in this Thumbnail 😂♥️
Yes bro me
90+% Comments: Urooj.
Including you.
11:17 That's what she said😂
Damn🔥
daamn this vlg was really funny..the puns..and the inside jokes were awesome
VIP Frenchie😂😂😂 I'm still laughing broo
14:54 7:20
& btw 1 thing I want to say
.
"Vloggers khatre me hain"
Urooj is a legend in making
She is a natural comedian
@Nawab Raj 2020 aagya bhai, grow up
@Nawab Raj grow up kid
@Nawab Raj grow up kiddo
@@peeyushsingh3425 but this type the protest is not right
@@nirajtiwari4788 what happened? His Comments are deleted what did he say?
6:59 "his name is big show and mvp"
15:13 she looks so sweet
Please do vlogs with urooj more often
She is the BEST
SHE ENHANCES THE QUALITY OF YOUR VLOGS 😂🤷🏻♂️
Also if i was there even i would have had proposed her
So glad she didn't get detained 😂😂
I love urooj but i m hindu and her father dont accept my marrige proposal 😔
He might actually given the times we live in these days
wtf man😂
I think your father won't give permission in the first place 😂😂
Neither will she. And it's not because you're hindu
Abey saale!
0:45 that airhostess is more beautiful than a model !!!!!
Your welcome ✌🏻👊🏻🤘🏻
What amazes me is that there is no hate whatsoever in this video even if it has a lot of political satire......says a lot about what generation really has issues with religion and stupid politics
yeah man ...yehi sahi hai...mai bhi insab cheez ko notice krta....phir maina History aur current affairs padna start krdia ...then everything changed for me
Wow that was awesome. Your best one till date I guess (including you stand ups 😝) Just loved the political references. Minorities and detention centre jokes were hilarious. Lots of love for Urooj, keep it going (until you can though 🙃). Didn’t know you guys called other non comic people civilians 😂😂😂
No wonder Urooj Ashfaq is the uncrowned most funny comedian!
🤡
Best moment was even not being gingerbread tanmay kept on chewing the cardboard
1:48 delhi is not ruled by BJP
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I love Sumaira Sekh🧡🧡
Haa bhai tabhi spelling galat hai :D good job
Nhi degi tujhe
@@anuragchakraborty3432 chal be chutiye ....aapna kam kar....mujhe uski comedy achha lagta hai
@@chinmayabishoyi8803 nhi degi faltu ka impress karne ki kosish mat Kar.
@@anuragchakraborty3432 chutiye...mein ek medico student hun....mere paas gf bhi hai.....jyada smart ban ne ka kosish mat kar..
15:04 best part 😂😂😂😂
Conversations with Bapu were epic !! 😂😂😂
I just love the way you shoot the whole thing in front of camera and the most imp thing you got a bestest frnd for circle...... Love you... Buddy...
Agr musalman ho na pasand,
To sab ka biryani band.
-(Urooj 2019)
This man's vlogs are to die for! 😂😂
Tanmay: falls
Earth: my time has come
bruh its not funny to body shame people!!.......
Dude its rude
Lol so true
How u scare minorities in india: Amit shah😁 Awesome line, i really want only that part of video. It will be fun to post it as a funny status in social media😛🔥
jst like aib yaha bhi tere jokes bhut straight forward h... ..vhi tera best part h... .bas hoping for AIB RETURNS🥰🤗
i don't know how good Tanmay in stand up, but man you inspires me to do more open mics which i stopped months back, by your daily fun vlogs on Stand up.
I never thought I would enjoy this much while watching a vlog
waiting for these people to give a list of all the muslims that were thrown because of caa.....
The NRC is supposed to throw out Muslims. And the NDA government has quietly hidden away any plans for a nation wide NRC after the protests
Great job if implemented @@rohithittireddy
that look at 7:47 looks like modiji giving badass look after annoucing CAB
I'm glad the taxi driver (from amd airport to the hotel) didn't try to give you guys gyaan on CAA/NRC since everyone in Gujarat is a modi supporter. 😂
They were talking in English
@@tamrajkilvish2169 They can understand english, itne bhi gawaar nai hote cab drivers
Kashyap not knowing English is not a sign of being gavaar. Keep your colonial inferiority complex in check lol.
@@kashyapmehta8513 they were talking fluent that's why I am telling.... And even if they can't understand they are not "gavar"....
@@vedmanlokesh3944 Yeah, my bad. Even I don't think that english is a measure of one's education. It's just that we have been fed that all along so that's what comes to someone's mind. 😅
how comedy is showing the real problems, love it!
Yes real problem is ignorance.
Cab driver be like welcome to Lahore 😂
Oh god!!! These vlogs are hilarious. Please don’t stop vlogging.
Watching this video before it gets blocked!!!
Hello left
After mumbaiker Nikhil I felt You have the best friends to hangout around
Lmao, the Amit Shah scare tactic 🤣
This should be the stand up special on Amazon
Tanmay's smile at 1:05 was so cute❤️
mujhe laga kullu bhai h thumbnail dekh k
Tanmay bhai hadd hoti hai yaar
Matlab cardboards biscuits😂
Next level !!! Awesome vlog... Urooj is killing it, hilarious!
10:30 "aise kon hagta hai yr" should be on a t-shirt" 😂😂😂
So much fun 😂😂❤️. Urooj is the cutest
Tanmay you are using that innocent minority muslim female( holy even minority feels majority when compared to her, she is at the verge of extinction😂) to make your videos viral.
Keep doing this , urooj actually makes your vlogs interesting and she is❤️.
TBH, I watch tanmay's vlogs because of Urooj! Love that lady!👍
Dude, your vlogs are so entertaining and so full of sarcastic jokes. Love you man!! Your friends are so cool!
7:53 the entry part was good.
It's so sad when some people can't take jokes as jokes.
Another problem is anything political said in the garb of a joke is considered a fact. And people start believing comedians on their political knwledge.
@@prasadnanote549 just as people believe shit the politicians say... so what's your point?