Don’t Shoot A Cactus 😵

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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 20 тыс.

  • @milk-man-
    @milk-man- 2 месяца назад +161951

    Losing a gun fight to a cactus is a new low

    • @satyre_1
      @satyre_1 2 месяца назад +962

      so you really CAN just bring a knife to a gunfight..

    • @Michiganman800
      @Michiganman800 2 месяца назад +197

      Australians 👀👀👀👀

    • @thugger-vandross
      @thugger-vandross 2 месяца назад

      bro is a loser that will forever be known as guy that got killed by a cactus

    • @Roveku1
      @Roveku1 2 месяца назад +413

      Never bring a gun to a cactus fight

    • @Modtro64
      @Modtro64 2 месяца назад +23

      Congrats on 1k likes.
      - from, the 1k person

  • @p3nd3rgast
    @p3nd3rgast 2 месяца назад +273919

    You know shit is bad when nature starts to retaliate

    • @traceleman2671
      @traceleman2671 2 месяца назад +1269

      It has already retaliate since the beginning of time and space

    • @tenntye6064
      @tenntye6064 2 месяца назад +334

      Give up on jokes

    • @kevnLreemsj
      @kevnLreemsj 2 месяца назад +119

      Would you like to come over and play gacha life with me

    • @tenzinthardoe9684
      @tenzinthardoe9684 2 месяца назад +29

      ⁠hi

    • @astrangelifeform
      @astrangelifeform 2 месяца назад +27

      I’m your 1000th like

  • @bibble-eats
    @bibble-eats 2 месяца назад +144037

    The cactus really said: "Hah good one bro, my turn now"

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 2 месяца назад +1236

      🌵 might be ♀️ guz it really had a CRUSH on him

    • @jasonhackshaw4918
      @jasonhackshaw4918 2 месяца назад +273

      That's crazy if you actually think women are the only portion of our face to experience crushes 😂😂

    • @ProjectPsycho112
      @ProjectPsycho112 2 месяца назад

      ​@@mistylover7398E V E R Y C A C T U S I S G A Y

    • @huzefamalik3182
      @huzefamalik3182 2 месяца назад +86

      😂😂😂

    • @heptagrammar21
      @heptagrammar21 2 месяца назад

      Or maybe it was gay. 😂😂​@@mistylover7398

  • @ianbrinkley5968
    @ianbrinkley5968 25 дней назад +109

    Rule #1. Don’t bring a gun to a cactus fight

  • @toffeefeee
    @toffeefeee 2 месяца назад +50335

    Not only should you NOT shoot a cactus, but saguaros are a protected species

    • @ladonnayoung676
      @ladonnayoung676 2 месяца назад +3947

      Not that they cannot defend themselves, apparently.

    • @Cybersubthadd87
      @Cybersubthadd87 2 месяца назад +290

      Boo-Hoo.

    • @FlickyNutthakit
      @FlickyNutthakit 2 месяца назад +1121

      Look like it can protect itself.

    • @Slay17.
      @Slay17. 2 месяца назад +313

      1982 protected species that’s crazy

    • @rockdoctor767
      @rockdoctor767 2 месяца назад

      @@Cybersubthadd87 ew you

  • @bouncydachon
    @bouncydachon 2 месяца назад +17901

    Imagine finding a dead dude holding a gun crushed by a cactus arm. That must have been a weird report.

    • @jaretaltamirano3242
      @jaretaltamirano3242 2 месяца назад +483

      That sounds like a RDR random encounter 😭

    • @cultofpersonalit1888
      @cultofpersonalit1888 2 месяца назад +33

      ​@@jaretaltamirano3242
      Fr 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Complete.cyclepath
      @Complete.cyclepath 2 месяца назад +48

      ​@@jaretaltamirano3242I'm mad now that it wasn't lol

    • @bvrntcorpses
      @bvrntcorpses 2 месяца назад +51

      Imagine exploring the desert in Red Dead and finding this

    • @yelk710
      @yelk710 2 месяца назад +68

      That’s like some “wild wasteland” shit you’d see in new Vegas lol

  • @Lestyrin
    @Lestyrin 2 месяца назад +55792

    "If i die, you're dying with me" ahh cactus

  • @srckovic
    @srckovic 24 дня назад +37

    The cactus got his revenge 😭💀

  • @tungtungwong-dq3is
    @tungtungwong-dq3is 2 месяца назад +27838

    For those who want to know, his name was David Grundman

    • @alexeecs
      @alexeecs 2 месяца назад +2341

      Imagine being known for being crushed by a cactus you shot

    • @cottonhungaryshark7926
      @cottonhungaryshark7926 2 месяца назад +1214

      More like David "GROUND"man!

    • @RepostGuy101
      @RepostGuy101 2 месяца назад +292

      and what was the name of the man?

    • @_TheCursedOne_
      @_TheCursedOne_ 2 месяца назад +110

      Gunman? GURREN LAGA-
      oh mb

    • @BossPlaysz
      @BossPlaysz 2 месяца назад +43

      @@RepostGuy101😐

  • @Nyxzdragonzz
    @Nyxzdragonzz 2 месяца назад +27873

    Man: *Shoots for absolutely no reason*
    Cactus: “WE AINT DOIN THIS NO MORE BUDDY”

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      @SpartansWorldwidecorporati-l5q 2 месяца назад +94

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    • @kevnLreemsj
      @kevnLreemsj 2 месяца назад +4

      Do you wanna play Gacha life with me

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    • @HyperSlash778
      @HyperSlash778 2 месяца назад

      @@SpartansWorldwidecorporati-l5qk

  • @BlobAlt
    @BlobAlt 2 месяца назад +5175

    Finally, someone naturally got the "got pricked to death" message

  • @Crimson_solos
    @Crimson_solos 19 дней назад +11

    People before dodging existed:

  • @-Prestoned-
    @-Prestoned- 2 месяца назад +1817

    It's great to see natural selection finally putting some work in.

    • @1guywatchinYT
      @1guywatchinYT 2 месяца назад +11

      Not what that is but I get ur point

    • @iRunJungle
      @iRunJungle 2 месяца назад +20

      @@1guywatchinYTthink you're confused mate

    • @OG-Sinx
      @OG-Sinx 2 месяца назад +25

      ​@@1guywatchinYT Thats actually EXACTLY what that is

    • @sirthomas2181
      @sirthomas2181 2 месяца назад +13

      @@OG-Sinxit isn’t, what were the chances of that incident happening. Course shooting a cactus is dumb but it’s not natural selection

    • @nickotonic8073
      @nickotonic8073 2 месяца назад

      ​@@sirthomas2181...yes it is

  • @ankitbhatt2746
    @ankitbhatt2746 Месяц назад +2363

    That cactus was standing in that desert for years and surviving that harsh climate. No way it was gonna let that man slide 😅

  • @oneofakindconner7224
    @oneofakindconner7224 2 месяца назад +1093

    The odds of dying to a cactus is low.
    But never zero.

  • @MrVidau
    @MrVidau 26 дней назад +6

    Natural selection at its finest

  • @seriousnorbo3838
    @seriousnorbo3838 2 месяца назад +1993

    "I may be a prick, but this man is a whole cactus" 💀

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss 2 месяца назад +14

      I dont think most of usa understands the sheer chadnitude of saguaros.

    • @jdm1671
      @jdm1671 2 месяца назад +3

      @@TheAnnoyingBosseh maybe ur right

    • @akirohdebrey
      @akirohdebrey 2 месяца назад

      ժׁׅ⁠݊ꫀׁׅ⁠ܻׅ݊꯱ꫀׁׅ⁠ܻ݊ꭈׁׁׅׅ⁠᥎ׁׅ⁠ꫀׁׅ⁠ܻ݊

    • @univon4892
      @univon4892 2 месяца назад +2

      Good one!! 👍

    • @scouts8081
      @scouts8081 2 месяца назад

      @@TheAnnoyingBossit’s magnitude bro

  • @biplobgiri
    @biplobgiri 2 месяца назад +2798

    "I like your shot. Let me give you a hug".

    • @getzqueening
      @getzqueening 2 месяца назад +5

      😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss 2 месяца назад +3

      He merely was excersizing his rights he just wasnt very skilled at it typa guy to saw off the branch hes sitting on if you ask me

    • @alsotryNierautomata
      @alsotryNierautomata 2 месяца назад +7

      @@TheAnnoyingBossare you okay?

    • @idduboyinaramu2414
      @idduboyinaramu2414 Месяц назад +1

      😂

    • @itiswhatitis235
      @itiswhatitis235 Месяц назад

      amumu

  • @The_Cat_Commenter
    @The_Cat_Commenter 2 месяца назад +5890

    And this is why you should NEVER SHOOT A CACTUS

    • @Agent47.......1...
      @Agent47.......1... 2 месяца назад +12

      Here before the bots

    • @JOSEF_GAMING45
      @JOSEF_GAMING45 2 месяца назад +8

      Here before the bots

    • @sinbad4696
      @sinbad4696 2 месяца назад +70

      Or at least stay further enough from it that it doesn’t land on you

    • @lucyk2634
      @lucyk2634 2 месяца назад +3

      Here before the bots

    • @markhenzel4637
      @markhenzel4637 2 месяца назад +17

      You sounds like that one old guy in cartoon that never explained certain things to main character just for the main character to go through a journey and ended with you saying it to the main character "And here why I said never did this again."

  • @tonybmore4929
    @tonybmore4929 25 дней назад +2

    The cactus must have been a member of American Express. Priceless 😂

  • @ItsMatxha
    @ItsMatxha 2 месяца назад +6132

    Zack’s film characters have experienced the most pain of all people😂

  • @johnmckeon4498
    @johnmckeon4498 Месяц назад +2684

    Serves him right. I live in Arizona. These cactuses take 150 years to grow to full size. Damaging them is very illegal for a very good reason.

    • @_Saturnly_
      @_Saturnly_ Месяц назад +73

      Goddamn not most trees take even CLOSE to that long to grow

    • @TurnipBlue
      @TurnipBlue Месяц назад +67

      Bro lost all of his aura from a cactus☠️

    • @FelicAnderson
      @FelicAnderson Месяц назад +14

      Definitely

    • @chloeeig
      @chloeeig Месяц назад +13

      its not that deep lol

    • @U_big_mad
      @U_big_mad Месяц назад +57

      @@chloeeigyes it is bro 😂 that cactus will be there long after bro SHOULDVE passed 😂 humans are a dime a dozen you’re more like a penny

  • @arthurmarcil6787
    @arthurmarcil6787 2 месяца назад +2178

    That's some Looney Tunes level comedy 😂

  • @102ter
    @102ter 9 дней назад +1

    Bro had no instincts to run away from the side 💀

  • @tejasmarathe2k
    @tejasmarathe2k 2 месяца назад +2116

    This guy comes so casually to deliver the most horrifying stories😭

    • @PatrykWojcik-mr9ze
      @PatrykWojcik-mr9ze Месяц назад +3

      *_A Human DIED To The End_*

    • @JugglingJuggalos
      @JugglingJuggalos Месяц назад +2

      Moral of the story: when shooting a cactus, stand far away

    • @Pr0phet_Taker_official
      @Pr0phet_Taker_official Месяц назад

      ​@@JugglingJuggaloslike wtf am I supposed to do with this information 😭😭

    • @MadContendery
      @MadContendery Месяц назад +1

      This isn’t scary what am I supposed to be scared of cactuses?

  • @Thecoolbacon23
    @Thecoolbacon23 Месяц назад +839

    That’s an example of Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

    • @Leader_EC
      @Leader_EC Месяц назад

      What are you reverse vegan now?

    • @Leader_EC
      @Leader_EC Месяц назад

      Npc

    • @PublishingwithJ128
      @PublishingwithJ128 Месяц назад

      More like natural selection.

    • @dwrightmanblack
      @dwrightmanblack Месяц назад +2

      That man won himself a Darwin award.

    • @sko1beer
      @sko1beer Месяц назад

      If it was today it would be on Reddit

  • @dxbzzz-yt
    @dxbzzz-yt 2 месяца назад +2351

    the literal definition of “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes”

    • @agentdoggo6085
      @agentdoggo6085 2 месяца назад +9

      The prize was a Darwin Award

    • @kingstrojek9937
      @kingstrojek9937 2 месяца назад +10

      God: and how did you die
      Man: I got karate chopped by a cactus after I shot it

    • @OliyideFatai
      @OliyideFatai 2 месяца назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cosmosDiv
      @cosmosDiv 2 месяца назад +2

      FAFO

    • @alexiseptimus8362
      @alexiseptimus8362 2 месяца назад +1

      Nah, he had a duel with 🌵.
      It just that 🌵 win.

  • @WilsonBatista1
    @WilsonBatista1 18 дней назад

    I don't which 3D software ur using. But, try to set the noise values in the render to follow the frame. You have static noise patterns throughout the video. Amazing videos man!

  • @BilalSarwar-l5p
    @BilalSarwar-l5p 2 месяца назад +1440

    Literal definition of "F*ck around and find out"

  • @ADAMPRESEDENTIAL9325
    @ADAMPRESEDENTIAL9325 Месяц назад +944

    The Cactus actually fought back. Don't mess with nature.

    • @Leader_EC
      @Leader_EC Месяц назад +3

      Npc

    • @Uno_reverse08
      @Uno_reverse08 Месяц назад +6

      @@Leader_ECbot

    • @JAY-i4j2r
      @JAY-i4j2r Месяц назад

      Actually, the cactus had 4250 pounds
      And crack
      Will get reavegen

    • @IchorOfTheManndrake
      @IchorOfTheManndrake Месяц назад

      Our entire history is us messing with nature and almost always winning lmao

    • @leabianchi
      @leabianchi Месяц назад

      ​@@IchorOfTheManndrake Yeah, buddy... Say that to Tsunamis in Japan 💅🏻

  • @ShawnFX
    @ShawnFX 2 месяца назад +1181

    Cactus: "and i took that personally"😂😂

  • @eurooceania5562
    @eurooceania5562 9 дней назад +1

    Man : "I want to crush you into the desert."
    Cactus : "hold my beer........"

  • @user-ym6og3bw1kBLOOM
    @user-ym6og3bw1kBLOOM 2 месяца назад +2867

    Cactus : * waiting for karma *
    Cactus : WAIT IAM THE KARMA

    • @vladmirputin9073
      @vladmirputin9073 2 месяца назад +14

      Karma = Deeds. So, Why cactus is deed? You're making no sense. And you're unknowingly or knowingly spoiling Dharmic culture, brother

    • @heptagrammar21
      @heptagrammar21 2 месяца назад +18

      ​@@vladmirputin9073bro he just joking, I am also Hindu, no problem with that, dont become like allah hu akbars.

    • @aprameyageo3182
      @aprameyageo3182 2 месяца назад +10

      ​@@heptagrammar21Do you even know the meaning of Allah hu Akbar?

    • @Void_of_Heart1
      @Void_of_Heart1 2 месяца назад +5

      Cactus: You are not the danger, I AM THE DANGER!

    • @ryanirsyd07
      @ryanirsyd07 2 месяца назад +9

      ​@@heptagrammar21 Do you even know the meaning of Allahuakbar? If you don't, then shut your noisy mouth!

  • @SirGumba
    @SirGumba 2 месяца назад +253

    Fun fact:it’s illegal to harm any saguaro cactuses here in Arizona

    • @michaelrobinson300
      @michaelrobinson300 2 месяца назад +2

      F your laws

    • @SirGumba
      @SirGumba 2 месяца назад +13

      @@michaelrobinson300 I don’t make the laws but it’s because they are pretty rare only found in California Arizona and some of Mexico and also it vandalism

    • @hurricat7959
      @hurricat7959 2 месяца назад +2

      They're also gonna harm you back lmao

    • @sinesaii
      @sinesaii 2 месяца назад +2

      Well, he sure paid the price

    • @javiergonzalez4283
      @javiergonzalez4283 2 месяца назад +3

      @@michaelrobinson300I mean we literally have a national park filled with these. People that aren’t from here seem to be so surprised bc they never seen them just grow as much as they do here. So ig not everyone feels the same way as you do. Be happy, being miserable costs too much🙏🏻

  • @Sanji8288
    @Sanji8288 Месяц назад +1352

    Moral of the story: Don't mess with cactus

    • @perla5465
      @perla5465 Месяц назад +4

      Don’t mess with anything. The same happened when this was being done to an elephant

    • @KuffarDestroyerMuslim
      @KuffarDestroyerMuslim Месяц назад

      I tried mating with a cactus and stuck my Weiner in it. Not a good idea guys

    • @NSA-admin
      @NSA-admin Месяц назад +3

      Especially an endangered one. They're protected.
      Clearly

    • @paulwilson3434
      @paulwilson3434 Месяц назад

      Cacti 🌵 friend plural

    • @FiksIIanzO
      @FiksIIanzO Месяц назад +1

      Nope. The moral of the story actually is "have enough common sense to not stand under a thing you're currently destroying". It's usually unnecessary to spell out

  • @Miata-gp5bp
    @Miata-gp5bp 22 дня назад +1

    This is why we respect nature, especially if it's older than us

  • @perafalcon
    @perafalcon 2 месяца назад +742

    As an Arizonian, I want to add that it is illegal to harm saguaro cacti because they are endangered, so the guy kinda got karma.

    • @GGBlaster
      @GGBlaster 2 месяца назад +20

      We should put up signs in the desert:
      WARNING
      Conservation laws saguaro enforced

    • @bradleydickson6159
      @bradleydickson6159 2 месяца назад +10

      They’re not endangered but they are protected.

    • @DaMoose-ng6xz
      @DaMoose-ng6xz 2 месяца назад +6

      Oh yeah, just kinda got karma. You know, sent to the underworld kind of karma. Haha

    • @yaboijuanito1460
      @yaboijuanito1460 2 месяца назад

      Right, and I'm from Arizona as well.

    • @PhoenixAscension554
      @PhoenixAscension554 2 месяца назад +2

      Even in 1982??

  • @laytalks4
    @laytalks4 Месяц назад +435

    Why my sadistic ass expected that this cactus will blow up and thousands of thorns will fly into this guy

    • @coolpuppies5254
      @coolpuppies5254 Месяц назад +9

      Trees do that

    • @tanyamath8772
      @tanyamath8772 Месяц назад +5

      Jesus man

    • @Alphaa-vd3ww
      @Alphaa-vd3ww Месяц назад +6

      I thought exactly the same

    • @thenekokatze1141
      @thenekokatze1141 Месяц назад +4

      If it makes you feel better, I know something like that is in Deep Rock Galactic, not sure about IRL tho

    • @desmondgentle1474
      @desmondgentle1474 Месяц назад +2

      You're watching too much Jojo's

  • @ImTxge
    @ImTxge 2 месяца назад +1492

    "How did you die?"
    "I shot a cactus" 💀

    • @Lazrrrrrr
      @Lazrrrrrr 2 месяца назад +10

      here before bots

    • @SpartansWorldwidecorporati-l5q
      @SpartansWorldwidecorporati-l5q 2 месяца назад +8

      ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (barricade:NO MORE ANY BOTS OR YFGA OR UTTP JUST AUTTP AND OFFICER COMMANDER AND NORMAL COMMENTS!!! COMMENTING AS A YFGA OR UTTP OR ANY BOT IM GETTING RID OF YOU!!!!)

    • @HAMOOD0ffical
      @HAMOOD0ffical 2 месяца назад

      POAH JUST GO TO MY POSTS

    • @HAMOOD0ffical
      @HAMOOD0ffical 2 месяца назад

      poah just go to my post alreadu

    • @kevnLreemsj
      @kevnLreemsj 2 месяца назад +1

      Do you wanna play Gacha life with me

  • @dbacksfan2
    @dbacksfan2 13 дней назад +2

    That sounds like a red dead stranger encounter

  • @pao2725
    @pao2725 2 месяца назад +453

    "A man fired multiple shots at a cactus in the Arizona desert in 1982" sounded like a legendary conversation starter at parties

  • @aoleous
    @aoleous 2 месяца назад +127

    Losing a gun fight to a cactus is somehow really American in a way

  • @Nulla..nothing0
    @Nulla..nothing0 2 месяца назад +4801

    This is the definition of, “The more you fuck around, the more you find out.”
    Edit: Ty for 3.5 K likes in 6 hours. My best record so far :D

    • @JeanwislerMathieu
      @JeanwislerMathieu 2 месяца назад +35

      Nah it's a "IF IM GOING DOWN UR COMING WITH ME" Ahh cactus

    • @Tutel_07
      @Tutel_07 2 месяца назад +11

      he aint finding out anything anymore

    • @Tutel_07
      @Tutel_07 2 месяца назад +6

      ​@@JeanwislerMathieu"Overrated" Ahh comment

    • @aepokkvulpex
      @aepokkvulpex 2 месяца назад +3

      It's just fuck around, find out

    • @stevenwoodgate2115
      @stevenwoodgate2115 2 месяца назад +3

      Cactus took one for the team

  • @Kazp3r112
    @Kazp3r112 14 дней назад +1

    “Do stupid things, stupid things happen.” -my dad

  • @The_Cat_Commenter
    @The_Cat_Commenter 2 месяца назад +1173

    That cactus got total revenge on him 🌵💀

    • @Malacca-y8j
      @Malacca-y8j 2 месяца назад +1

      average cactus in ohio 💀💀💀🤣

    • @Meatballs545
      @Meatballs545 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Malacca-y8j Bro Ohio Jokes were Back in 2022 Its Dead now Man Move on

  • @kuro-xcvi
    @kuro-xcvi Месяц назад +476

    This is one of those “Just because you can do something, doesn’t mean you should” moments 😅

    • @amaas211
      @amaas211 23 дня назад

      Nah, this is one of those not observing safe conditions situations

  • @benjaminchew8442
    @benjaminchew8442 Месяц назад +286

    Cactus: "Dude, what the hell are you shooting me for? You know what, fuck you too!🗣️"

  • @Haqiqa_Ghariba
    @Haqiqa_Ghariba 8 дней назад +1

    People : he died from a cactus
    Minecraft : he pricked to death

  • @vickilouise3307
    @vickilouise3307 Месяц назад +342

    The cactus took that personally.

    • @lizh1988
      @lizh1988 Месяц назад +3

      They don't like it when we shoot, we don't like to hug them. (But they sure are beautiful.)

  • @combatboots3517
    @combatboots3517 2 месяца назад +342

    Guns are ranged weapons for a reason. Its to provide safety from cactuses retaliating. Why dont people get that?

    • @shania991
      @shania991 2 месяца назад +5

      Not all guns are ranged weapons tho 😂so technically depending on the gun he would be screwed the, cactus knew he was standing to close but said nothing.

    • @nicoliivonov6946
      @nicoliivonov6946 2 месяца назад +8

      ​@@shania991all firearms have a range of more than 20 feet (the size of the entire cactus).

    • @christinaoh7022
      @christinaoh7022 Месяц назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤🌵

    • @alexsalvi1824
      @alexsalvi1824 Месяц назад +1

      Imagime this amerigun guy, been beated in a due against a cactus 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 classic american stuff

    • @immortalsofar5314
      @immortalsofar5314 Месяц назад +3

      Never bring a gun to a cactus fight!

  • @mr.nightmarez251
    @mr.nightmarez251 2 месяца назад +610

    Truly a "This town ain't big enough for the both of us" moment

    • @helixstudio4617
      @helixstudio4617 2 месяца назад +3

      Or either 😂

    • @hedqtf4275
      @hedqtf4275 2 месяца назад

      Ain't enough town in the town for the town of us

  • @rakib-is
    @rakib-is День назад +1

    When the cactus had enough:
    😂😂😂😂

  • @GarrettWatts
    @GarrettWatts 27 дней назад +1281

    Saguaro cacti take about 150 to 200 years to grow that tall, and they are incredibly resilient. My point being, it’s kind of beautiful to think that the exact cactus that won in this fight could still be standing strong to this very today… still defending itself from predators. damaged, but alive.

    • @𧟋
      @𧟋 23 дня назад +4

      Verified???

    • @paparatt8147
      @paparatt8147 20 дней назад +4

      He FAAFO HIS SELF!!

    • @fredflintstone8048
      @fredflintstone8048 19 дней назад +10

      That's simply not true. I have a saguaro cactus in my yard. When I bought the house 22 years ago it was 8 foot tall and had no arms. Now it's 25 feet tall and has 8 arms on it.

    • @BeHamble1123
      @BeHamble1123 18 дней назад

      Cactus > man

    • @JW...-oj5iw
      @JW...-oj5iw 16 дней назад

      I remember the story in the news. The illustration for the story is inaccurate, as these Darwin awards stories typically translate. Note the short film in which David Arquette is seen killing himself with a JATO rocket equipped Chevy. The story crops up once in a while and AZDPS has to explain the story is all made up and there's no place to go see the remnants because it never happened, although it's an amusing concept.
      As for the saguaro cactus, the dipstick used a shotgun and it was probably very badly abused long before the brain donor got to it. He managed to drop it in its entirety, meaning that a lot of ammo had to have been expended before it collapsed. Studying the saguaro's skeletal structure reveals why they're so durable. I'm fairly certain that there are stringent laws about damaging cacti. There's a section of Scottsdale Rd that has assorted cactus on display. The saguaro died and it was years before it was replaced. It was reduced to the skeletal remains laying on the ground next to the label sign.
      Locals who remember know that the dead cactus was on the west side of Scottsdale Rd just a dab south of Pinnacle Peak Rd.

  • @Avnich-Rndom
    @Avnich-Rndom Месяц назад +377

    Cactus : "I'mma chill"
    Human : "Let's f- around and find out"

    • @SubspaceAlan
      @SubspaceAlan Месяц назад +2

      Definitely got the FAAFO treatment.
      And a Darwin Award, probably

    • @MilkGlue-xg5vj
      @MilkGlue-xg5vj Месяц назад +1

      ​@@SubspaceAlanNatural selection

  • @shrugs917
    @shrugs917 Месяц назад +155

    "The chances of being killed by a cactus is low, but never zero"

  • @NikhilDeshwal1792
    @NikhilDeshwal1792 8 часов назад +1

    Every action has a EQUAL and OPPOSITE reaction.

  • @Filipzz7
    @Filipzz7 2 месяца назад +291

    The cactus really said "You're not getting away with this" 💀

  • @piiscoolyo1
    @piiscoolyo1 2 месяца назад +606

    Everybody gangsta until the cactus fights back.

    • @Entity-of-the-void
      @Entity-of-the-void 2 месяца назад +5

      It did in this case.

    • @ZegarCyborga
      @ZegarCyborga 2 месяца назад +2

      Report UTTP Bots dont reply to them thank you for understanding VSEA Team Up With AUTTP.

  • @nischalrokaya7563
    @nischalrokaya7563 2 месяца назад +2053

    10% traumatizing.
    90% satisfaction.

    • @Joe-l4i
      @Joe-l4i 2 месяца назад +27

      U need Jesus

    • @thedata-ist
      @thedata-ist 2 месяца назад +1

      😂😂

    • @ecby5269
      @ecby5269 2 месяца назад +6

      ​@@Joe-l4ifind me some jesus

    • @scottjames8498
      @scottjames8498 2 месяца назад

      @@Joe-l4iu need fentanyl!

    • @remmie4645
      @remmie4645 2 месяца назад

      Ok

  • @Dr.F999
    @Dr.F999 2 дня назад +1

    Just stand farther away or dodge quicker if it starts to fall.

  • @isaiahdallas15
    @isaiahdallas15 2 месяца назад +810

    Cactus said “This town ain’t big enough for the 2 of us”

    • @kats-wi9vn
      @kats-wi9vn 2 месяца назад +10

      This desert

    • @CactusMuffin
      @CactusMuffin 2 месяца назад +2

      It wasn’t big enough for either of them apparently

    • @Mewmew1-2
      @Mewmew1-2 2 месяца назад +3

      Then the song that goes "Dooooo, wah wah wah" starts playing. 😭

    • @stellarv5689
      @stellarv5689 2 месяца назад

      😄

    • @erikblaas5826
      @erikblaas5826 2 месяца назад

      And there was not even a town to begin with... 😮😂😂😂

  • @Bella_yourebestie
    @Bella_yourebestie Месяц назад +83

    Me thinking that cactus was tiny af until he compared it to a basketball hoop

    • @yash1152
      @yash1152 Месяц назад +3

      well well, even at start, the cactus was much much larger than the human already

  • @dosharonpa
    @dosharonpa Месяц назад +763

    “9/11 what’s your emergency?”
    “It might seem crazy what I’m about to say…”

    • @Remake5182
      @Remake5182 Месяц назад +27

      9/11: Sir I can assure you planes dont fly that low.

    • @Idonotknowofname
      @Idonotknowofname Месяц назад +17

      Sunshine she's here, you can take a break

    • @IAmAdam1009
      @IAmAdam1009 Месяц назад

      uhh wtf, its 911 not 9/11, 911 is the emergency number and 9/11 is the horrific event that happens on 11th of September

    • @40Ccents
      @40Ccents Месяц назад +3

      @@Remake5182 please, just no

    • @haileybuescher8721
      @haileybuescher8721 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@Remake5182Oh that's not-

  • @probablynotabigtoe9407
    @probablynotabigtoe9407 2 месяца назад +74

    Natural selection at its finest.

    • @zachariaholmsted786
      @zachariaholmsted786 2 месяца назад +3

      I feel like captain obvious saying this but he really is that stupid.
      He should’ve stood farther back and none of that would’ve happened.

  • @HeyImAimnt
    @HeyImAimnt 2 месяца назад +951

    “If I’m going down.. YOU’RE GOING DOWN WITH ME!” Ahh cactus 😭🙏

    • @HelloIAmDan
      @HelloIAmDan 2 месяца назад +7

      U stole this comment from Lestyrin

    • @Da_chosen_one69420
      @Da_chosen_one69420 2 месяца назад +4

      Comment thief

    • @Chris_Elric
      @Chris_Elric 2 месяца назад +2

      Did your own comment scare you?

    • @Nxrmal_Leo
      @Nxrmal_Leo 2 месяца назад

      Does it really matter?​@@Da_chosen_one69420

    • @DumbGuyWithGlasses
      @DumbGuyWithGlasses 2 месяца назад

      @@Da_chosen_one69420He rephrased it you e dee yet, and I’d say his comment was better because it was more dramatic

  • @convisce
    @convisce 2 месяца назад +2160

    Bro thought he could overpower the cactus 😹😹
    Cactus was like “Nah buddy, you ain’t going scot free”

    • @kevnLreemsj
      @kevnLreemsj 2 месяца назад

      Would you like to come over and play gacha life with me

    • @Kkkkkk13456
      @Kkkkkk13456 2 месяца назад

      Does anyone want to play gacha life witg me

    • @Spam-defense
      @Spam-defense 2 месяца назад

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    • @HopeBodenmuller
      @HopeBodenmuller 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Spam-defenseyou a bot?-

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      @Spam-defense 2 месяца назад

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  • @LofiBliss070
    @LofiBliss070 14 дней назад +1

    Man lost to a cactus 😂😂 negative aura 😂😂

  • @vaibhavsharma6413
    @vaibhavsharma6413 2 месяца назад +194

    Cactus: "And I took that personally"

    • @HalfBreadOrder
      @HalfBreadOrder Месяц назад

      193 likes abd oreo replies,m,? let me git tagg

  • @craneoDeFuego077
    @craneoDeFuego077 Месяц назад +100

    Cactus said: "fuck around and find out"

    • @Viral_vittles
      @Viral_vittles 21 день назад

      Pls tell me how do I make such animations pls i want to know app name

  • @JulienFutbol
    @JulienFutbol 2 месяца назад +627

    "If I go down, you're going down with me" ahh moment💀

    • @Death_lite
      @Death_lite 2 месяца назад +1

      Literally

    • @mesmorrow
      @mesmorrow 2 месяца назад +1

      Bot

    • @Ox1326
      @Ox1326 2 месяца назад +2

      Copied

    • @AI_Paul
      @AI_Paul 2 месяца назад +3

      @@JulienFutbol bruh the "original comment" is just above this one

    • @VICTORIES22
      @VICTORIES22 2 месяца назад

      Copied shamelessly

  • @Viral_vittles
    @Viral_vittles 21 день назад +1

    Pls tell me how do I make such animations pls i want to know app name

  • @Bacon_113
    @Bacon_113 2 месяца назад +370

    Cactus rlly said”so you choose death huh?”

  • @WingsOfFreedom11z
    @WingsOfFreedom11z Месяц назад +1054

    Women: I wonder why we live longer than men
    Men:

    • @robsan9017
      @robsan9017 Месяц назад +9

      So true... and I'm a man 😏

    • @Linogiven-O
      @Linogiven-O Месяц назад +7

      man with more adventure, while women working in kitchen😂

    • @yurii_s114
      @yurii_s114 Месяц назад

      S3xist

    • @zizizillion
      @zizizillion Месяц назад +27

      @@Linogiven-O bruh

    • @alexsalvi1824
      @alexsalvi1824 Месяц назад

      Men? U mean ameriguns😅😅😂😂😅😅😅

  • @seaa218
    @seaa218 2 месяца назад +381

    I am now fully convinced that Zach isn’t traumatizing us, but warning us against doing stupid things that will have the most unexpected consequences. A true hero

    • @richardhurwitz2798
      @richardhurwitz2798 Месяц назад +14

      Indeed he is a true hero to the internet cyberspace.

  • @Chris_M_Romero
    @Chris_M_Romero 15 дней назад +1

    Karma. Don't shoot cacti, bois

  • @genericsidecharacter8915
    @genericsidecharacter8915 Месяц назад +805

    This is why bench pressing 405 is an applicable real life skill

    • @IMTAKF
      @IMTAKF Месяц назад +39

      but bro cactus got spikes🌵🌵🌵

    • @genericsidecharacter8915
      @genericsidecharacter8915 Месяц назад +66

      @@IMTAKF that’s a mental block. That’s something that can be overcome in the moment. But a physical limit is something that has to be trained and can’t be spontaneously surpassed.

    • @vincordian
      @vincordian Месяц назад +20

      Aliens thinking adrenaline is a myth:

    • @genericsidecharacter8915
      @genericsidecharacter8915 Месяц назад +13

      @@vincordian Aliens thinking hysterical strength was just a joke: 👾

    • @Illusion_Maestro
      @Illusion_Maestro Месяц назад +1

      ​@@genericsidecharacter8915yeah strength in pretty funny

  • @oogsaboogsa1258
    @oogsaboogsa1258 2 месяца назад +570

    Fun fact not only is this dangerous, it is also illegal to do this in Arizona. So for example you have to hire state certified tree movers or something to move one out of your yard

    • @Thisgirlyisonfire
      @Thisgirlyisonfire 2 месяца назад +4

      He got the death penalty for doing this

    • @brockadoodledo
      @brockadoodledo 2 месяца назад +1

      You don’t need to hire someone, but you do need a permit. We had to take one down because it was leaning up against our house for years.

  • @rLegitian
    @rLegitian 2 месяца назад +143

    Bro is the equivilent of losing a pre written argument ☠️

  • @Comrade_caterpillar472
    @Comrade_caterpillar472 2 месяца назад +654

    Definitely a “f*ck around and find out” moment

    • @infinitehexington
      @infinitehexington 2 месяца назад +4

      Bro it's a cactus, someone could die from a banana, and you'd still say that, so overused

    • @bluboyd3637
      @bluboyd3637 2 месяца назад

      ​@@infinitehexingtonpeople will get killed by the things they could potentially be but still won't learn

    • @JSage13
      @JSage13 2 месяца назад +2

      @@infinitehexingtonbut this dude was shooting at it

    • @mohammedhamid9394
      @mohammedhamid9394 2 месяца назад +1

      @@infinitehexingtonfirst time I saw this type of comment though? How tf is overused 😂

  • @Mr.ranker407
    @Mr.ranker407 2 месяца назад +180

    The cactus had enough and started it's villian arc 💀😭🙏

    • @cegesh1459
      @cegesh1459 2 месяца назад +2

      Nothing villainous about self defense.

    • @Robyn_rules
      @Robyn_rules 2 месяца назад

      Fr

  • @praneethkadagi2528
    @praneethkadagi2528 Месяц назад +123

    How could one have such slow reaction time 😊

    • @us3rG
      @us3rG Месяц назад +18

      Alcohol must've been involved

    • @rxni5519
      @rxni5519 Месяц назад +5

      I think he was drinking with his friends or something like that. Gotta hear the whole story again

  • @HARDARTS369
    @HARDARTS369 10 дней назад

    losing a gun fight to a CACTUS Is something else 💀

  • @LLee0
    @LLee0 2 месяца назад +118

    Court ruling: innocent. It was self-defense!

  • @MyNameHere101
    @MyNameHere101 Месяц назад +31

    Man is being roasted for eternity in the afterlife groupchat 💀🌵

  • @RileyFNT
    @RileyFNT 2 месяца назад +98

    the cactus really said "na id win" 😂

    • @ZackSansing
      @ZackSansing Месяц назад

      must have been dancing I am a cactus. like the dancing cactus from a video that taught young children colors hosted by Vincent Van Goat who painted the paintings depicted by six colors.

  • @ynutela
    @ynutela 16 дней назад

    "Aint this fun?" - Cactus probably

  • @ls190v2
    @ls190v2 2 месяца назад +677

    Shooting a cactus for fun is prime Darwin Award material. What was that man thinking?!

    • @DefinitelyNotAutumn...
      @DefinitelyNotAutumn... 2 месяца назад +71

      Why was bro even that close😭

    • @Perituber
      @Perituber 2 месяца назад +31

      That was a waste of ammo and a waste of life😭

    • @lanaroblox03
      @lanaroblox03 2 месяца назад +13

      I'm pretty sure he actually did get a Darwin award for it too 😭

    • @GenericUsername1388
      @GenericUsername1388 2 месяца назад +7

      It was the 80s

    •  2 месяца назад +2

      @@Peritubercry abt it

  • @0Valentine
    @0Valentine Месяц назад +171

    Humans are always finding outrageous yet creative ways to die. Kinda inspiring ❤

  • @trava4156
    @trava4156 Месяц назад +76

    Highly protected too. Even if they fall over or appear dead, they cannot be moved without proper precautions.

  • @EricMarquez-km1ug
    @EricMarquez-km1ug 26 дней назад +1

    Standing that close to your target lol

  • @arbitrario3845
    @arbitrario3845 2 месяца назад +138

    "How did you die bro?"
    "The cactus fought back"

  • @MultiDominic111
    @MultiDominic111 2 месяца назад +28

    idk... getting killed by a cactus that you shoot from close distance, feels like one of the top darwin award moves...

    • @CPFMTKV
      @CPFMTKV Месяц назад

      i believe this man was actually declared the annual darwin award winner of 1982

  • @SkyMach
    @SkyMach Месяц назад +21

    Getting killed by a thorny 500 pound body pillow must be rough

  • @miamitten1123
    @miamitten1123 21 день назад +1

    _Nature……finds a way”_

  • @dec13666
    @dec13666 2 месяца назад +140

    _"If I'm going down, you're coming with me"_
    - A badass cactus 🌵.

  • @DrowsyDanny98
    @DrowsyDanny98 2 месяца назад +242

    Bro did not survive a Cactus Kombat fatality.

    • @kevnLreemsj
      @kevnLreemsj 2 месяца назад +2

      Would you like to come over and play gacha life with me

    • @JerryMMTV
      @JerryMMTV 2 месяца назад +2

      @@kevnLreemsj in your dreams

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      @Spam-defence-4 2 месяца назад

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    • @Whasoeverlol
      @Whasoeverlol 2 месяца назад +1

      One of the most popular comment in 50 mins damn 💀

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      @_Olar_ 2 месяца назад +1

      💀💀💀

  • @Seth_Stewart
    @Seth_Stewart 2 месяца назад +81

    Mother Nature was defending herself.

  • @allieb8745
    @allieb8745 6 дней назад

    Nature be getting mad 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

  • @DuckyX_YT
    @DuckyX_YT 2 месяца назад +134

    Cactus really said "nah I'd win"💀

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      @kevnLreemsj 2 месяца назад

      Would you like to come over and play gacha life with me

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    • @lucyk2634
      @lucyk2634 2 месяца назад

      And it exactly did, because cactus lost only one limb and survived, but the man is killed

    • @AmpyEditz
      @AmpyEditz 2 месяца назад

      Imagine losing to something that cant move WITH A GUN💀
      -100,000 aura for the man

  • @supernewuser
    @supernewuser Месяц назад +34

    “Don’t shoot a cactus… at point blank range.”

    • @koryleonard8147
      @koryleonard8147 Месяц назад

      Cactus: You have the nerve to shoot at me this close. Alright bet.