WE GOT TOILET PAPER! A SHOPPING HORROR GAME!! [NIGHT OF THE CONSUMERS]

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  • @WidowMaker312Insight
    @WidowMaker312Insight 4 года назад +3885

    “they cant bother me while im stocking, right???”
    *laughs in retail*

    • @GanguroKonata
      @GanguroKonata 4 года назад +226

      Imagine thinking customers won't "excuse me" you right out of something ten times in a row lmao

    • @MichelleWilliamsPewDiePie
      @MichelleWilliamsPewDiePie 4 года назад +116

      It feels like people only bother me when I stock and never when I'm standing around waiting for them to ask a question

    • @WidowMaker312Insight
      @WidowMaker312Insight 4 года назад +16

      Michelle Isnt Awesome Williams if this aint the truth 😫

    • @GanguroKonata
      @GanguroKonata 4 года назад +55

      @@MichelleWilliamsPewDiePie people actively ignore me when all of our self checkouts are taken but will cross the Sahara on foot to have me ring up there pack of gum when they're open

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 4 года назад +42

      generic student
      the only place you’re safe is in the employees only area.... just like real life.... this is why this game scares us retail workers

  • @davidci
    @davidci 4 года назад +5984

    Tips for Dashie:
    The customers enter the store when you start putting up items on the shelves, so before you do that, find all the boxes and drop them on their respective aisles.
    You can throw the boxes at the customers to stun them (Press 'Esc' to see the controls)
    You can hide at the staff-only rooms when you are being chased.

    • @sourlemon3337
      @sourlemon3337 4 года назад +203

      Davidci Codex yo he needs to see this

    • @jessymorel923
      @jessymorel923 4 года назад +57

      @@sourlemon3337 Definitely

    • @ManoMano-kg9ol
      @ManoMano-kg9ol 4 года назад +27

      W

    • @YahyaQD
      @YahyaQD 4 года назад +21

      Davidci Codex good explanation. Dashie need to see this

    • @YahyaQD
      @YahyaQD 4 года назад +88

      Ultra Mane it’s a rap in the manager part lol

  • @dimmie5240
    @dimmie5240 4 года назад +2649

    No one:
    Dashie in his intros: 🙅🏼‍♂️ 👅

  • @Tay-rv7dc
    @Tay-rv7dc 4 года назад +913

    "O god she a looking at me" How i feel at work everyday

    • @cartoonvlogz2374
      @cartoonvlogz2374 3 года назад +12

      #:

    • @CharlieSheenIsFired
      @CharlieSheenIsFired 3 года назад +24

      Yes.... Customers are like school teachers. I try to avoid eye contact because they’re more likely to pick me. I only give them eye contact at the end of the night when I want to hurry up and get them out the store.

    • @shaylane5013
      @shaylane5013 3 года назад +7

      On god 😂

  • @8MoneyIzmyMission8
    @8MoneyIzmyMission8 4 года назад +794

    As a guy who stocks shelves for a living, this is literally how customers act during the holidays or any kind of "emergency" situations.

    • @SilentAndy
      @SilentAndy 4 года назад +4

      A bit unprofessional much?

    • @mesmericmichelle
      @mesmericmichelle 4 года назад +28

      that's actually scary..😨

    • @marisawoods936
      @marisawoods936 4 года назад +85

      @@SilentAndy you sound like a Karen lol

    • @jbyrd4532
      @jbyrd4532 4 года назад +25

      Error Error jackass

    • @luise.8718
      @luise.8718 4 года назад +24

      @@SilentAndy No need to be a jerk.

  • @js2003
    @js2003 4 года назад +2256

    We know dashie surviving the virus cause he got snacky snacks for days😂

    • @jessymorel923
      @jessymorel923 4 года назад +52

      That's why he been thick all this time LMFAOOOOO bro its simple

    • @chillmushroom6016
      @chillmushroom6016 4 года назад +36

      Nah dashie would be hungry af and eat the whole food in hours

    • @OurLance
      @OurLance 4 года назад +8

      Eating isn't gonna help for a long period of time

    • @AlexSmith-yk5sy
      @AlexSmith-yk5sy 4 года назад +11

      Dre_ neo and lotion for baby girl 😂

    • @sadress887
      @sadress887 4 года назад +2

      He got all the entertainment as well he can be indoors for weeks

  • @sleepytheslumpsloth
    @sleepytheslumpsloth 4 года назад +534

    3:22 "he got them Allstate hands" 😂😭

  • @princessbeexxxx
    @princessbeexxxx 4 года назад +1925

    "My son has the flu"
    "U sure that's what he got?"
    These corona jokes.

    • @solkerr6779
      @solkerr6779 4 года назад +23

      i think he said that because of how ugly she was

    • @clues1116
      @clues1116 4 года назад +13

      maya summers He said that because the women was ugly

    • @Trash-jl3xm
      @Trash-jl3xm 4 года назад +12

      No he said it because of the virus

    • @moneykidsaveage7443
      @moneykidsaveage7443 4 года назад +4

      I dont know

    • @FonutYT
      @FonutYT 4 года назад +8

      It's a legitimate question flu and corona have a lot of the sam symptoms

  • @reaves8711
    @reaves8711 4 года назад +1573

    I find it funny that they made a grocery store horror game and you know everybody and they momma going to the grocery store right now buying up the whole store because of this virus 😂😂😂

    • @TJrocks8
      @TJrocks8 4 года назад +12

      For real though lol

    • @Junior-hq1ct
      @Junior-hq1ct 4 года назад +4

      ReavesNotSoElite so true

    • @niokiajohnson4699
      @niokiajohnson4699 4 года назад +4

      Ikr i just thought of THAT

    • @officialhector7231
      @officialhector7231 4 года назад +7

      Dash I loved the gameplay.Please continue with this game

    • @Thollis1987
      @Thollis1987 4 года назад +28

      Yes, all the hand sanitizer s, toilet paper, and disinfectant Lysols are gone. Plus, schools out for 2 weeks.

  • @JR-cm8gs
    @JR-cm8gs 4 года назад +336

    "Somebody is going to hit me from the back. PAUSE" 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @phoenixcaii2905
      @phoenixcaii2905 4 года назад +10

      🎶If you could "hit" it from the front, wait 'til you "hit" it from the back 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kingjayXIII
      @kingjayXIII 4 года назад +4

      @@phoenixcaii2905 😂🤣😅

  • @tiffanydoug5250
    @tiffanydoug5250 4 года назад +986

    The stereotypical way these characters talk though.
    This game is terrifying, in more ways than one. Love this Dash.

    • @donkeykong4983
      @donkeykong4983 4 года назад +3

      Tiffany Doug lol yeah

    • @zblank5327
      @zblank5327 4 года назад +3

      was just about to say this

    • @Skittlelover105
      @Skittlelover105 4 года назад +6

      LOL I was looking for someone else to notice

    • @kayleighbyrne5191
      @kayleighbyrne5191 4 года назад +37

      The "excuuussee meee" is horrifying

    • @darkx6869
      @darkx6869 4 года назад +29

      Kayleigh Byrne the “pleeeaasse heeellp meehh” is weird asf lol

  • @eviltom17
    @eviltom17 4 года назад +478

    The trick to beating this game: Grab all the boxes and put them in the aisle where they are supposed to go. Customers won't come into the store or start bothering you until you start stocking. Your shift also doesn't start until you start stocking either, so you won't have to worry about the time limit. After putting all the boxes in their respected aisle, then start stocking as fast as you can and avoid customers as much as possible. Since you already have all the boxes where they should belong, you wont have to worry about carrying the boxes around or waste time looking for them. After you get all the product stocked you'll win.

    • @llitsivan7585
      @llitsivan7585 4 года назад +14

      Tomomatic yea I tried and I kept getting called by the stupid woman who “lost her child” more like purposely let the child go missing then when you cannot find the baby and give it to her she gets angry and calls the manager to get you fired on purpose

    • @deeleftem6734
      @deeleftem6734 2 года назад +8

      @@llitsivan7585 I’m pretty sure u can hide in the employee room from them on here. That’s what I do at my real job😂

    • @Imbrokeyay
      @Imbrokeyay Год назад

      They also come when you take forever to stack one aisle

    • @Imbrokeyay
      @Imbrokeyay Год назад

      @@deeleftem6734 fr?

  • @ronaldcharan2705
    @ronaldcharan2705 4 года назад +379

    "My name is the manager." Lol.

  • @justruinedyourday4864
    @justruinedyourday4864 4 года назад +410

    Throw boxes at people to stun them and hide in the closet to escape customers.

  • @kariwinder1784
    @kariwinder1784 4 года назад +317

    16:30 “lil ugly ah baby” had me dead 💀

  • @kariradio7667
    @kariradio7667 4 года назад +789

    “I want to speak to the manager”
    Alright karen.

  • @ultrainstinctgoku845
    @ultrainstinctgoku845 4 года назад +1516

    Coronavirus: exists
    Toilet paper has left the chat

    • @blackmanta2527
      @blackmanta2527 4 года назад +18

      If your from the UK this video is a relatable 😂.

    • @JXE15
      @JXE15 4 года назад +5

      ULTRA INSTINCT GOKU 😂😂😂

    • @monsterszn
      @monsterszn 4 года назад +2

      For do

    • @ConnorKrohnicles
      @ConnorKrohnicles 4 года назад +11

      Chris M America too

    • @username1212b
      @username1212b 4 года назад +18

      For real though. I live in MI. I went to Walmart, Dollar General, Dollar Tree, Save a Lot, and Walgreens! It's all out! Even paper towels! This shit is crazy 😂😂

  • @untitled_entitlment1512
    @untitled_entitlment1512 4 года назад +176

    ⚠️DACHIE! if a customer catches you, after you bring then to that isle run directly to the little closet with the brown door. That get's them off your back , and after you restock a shelf it also is a check point spot! 😁

    • @Scrubermensch
      @Scrubermensch 4 года назад +1

      Up nah boi

    • @JoshDun6
      @JoshDun6 4 года назад

      Hope he plays it again with this tip

  • @nomi4606
    @nomi4606 4 года назад +176

    8:28 "MA'AM YOUR BABY'S HERE"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @uvuvuevuevueenienteneieuvu2017
    @uvuvuevuevueenienteneieuvu2017 4 года назад +55

    11:34 anyone else notice that the sign on top says d. i. e. for a second

  • @dingoa9595
    @dingoa9595 4 года назад +87

    3:23
    "He got them Allstate hands"
    I dont know why but that killed me

  • @Anti-heroine91
    @Anti-heroine91 4 года назад +329

    Me: (Anxious self goes to work)
    Customer: *"Excuse Me!"*
    Me: "S-Stay away from me!"

    • @_dtez_8539
      @_dtez_8539 4 года назад +3

      SunEater Diavolo and the little girl

    • @JesusIsLord105
      @JesusIsLord105 4 года назад +18

      EXCUSE ME!!!! WHERE IS THE TOILET PAPER?

    • @mesmericmichelle
      @mesmericmichelle 4 года назад +8

      EXCUSE ME!!!(you need to help me..)I LOST MY BABY!!! FIND HIM!!!👶

    • @Anti-heroine91
      @Anti-heroine91 4 года назад +4

      @@JesusIsLord105 W-We're out of stock again! Go to another store!

    • @JesusIsLord105
      @JesusIsLord105 4 года назад +3

      @@Anti-heroine91 I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!!!!

  • @FriendlyCommoner
    @FriendlyCommoner 4 года назад +77

    15:25 scared the hell out of me 🤦🏽‍♂️ almost broke my phone

  • @thatawesomethings
    @thatawesomethings 4 года назад +162

    "They can't bother me while I'm stocking, right?"
    Yeah...about that.

  • @hakumist559
    @hakumist559 4 года назад +346

    Dashie is so stocked on snacks for years. "Milk, cookies, soda, and chips."

  • @somurtimemadness
    @somurtimemadness 4 года назад +441

    this game is to prepare u for when everyone start buyin the whole store lol

    • @ChairmanTrip
      @ChairmanTrip 4 года назад +10

      DASHIE NEEDS TO PLAY GMOD HORROR MAPS THIS IS TOO STRESSFULL

    • @Mo_Murda
      @Mo_Murda 4 года назад +6

      It’s already to late toilet paper, hand sanitizers and water bottles are getting sold out

    • @JvstSmvg
      @JvstSmvg 4 года назад +2

      They said there was a shortage on everything down in florida

    • @kourtneydenisee
      @kourtneydenisee 4 года назад +5

      I work at walmart & this definitely does lol 😩

    • @joeg6478
      @joeg6478 4 года назад +2

      this game & current news previewing how it gon be if sum sht _Really_ go down, the 'haves' quickly buy up errything leaving the 'have-nots' to fight over whatever left 😒

  • @cuteherogirl15
    @cuteherogirl15 4 года назад +189

    Real life retail simulator lol.
    But all jokes aside this game is anxiety inducing.

  • @RUDYRAGE
    @RUDYRAGE 4 года назад +157

    "What you need, baby girl? Cosmetics?!"
    WHY?!?! LOL! I can't breathe!

  • @AssembleAA
    @AssembleAA 4 года назад +87

    Keep safe out there from the virus, guys. Stay healthy.

  • @CnationMavs41
    @CnationMavs41 4 года назад +164

    Customer: I need a lil bit of the bubbly
    Somewhere Chris Jericho is smiling watching this while drinking some bubbly

    • @cameronb7161
      @cameronb7161 4 года назад +17

      Le Champion would be proud.

    • @redbigun
      @redbigun 4 года назад +13

      "I want to see your manager, you stupid idiot!"

    • @redbigun
      @redbigun 4 года назад +6

      Was that actually supposed to be a Jericho reference?

    • @CnationMavs41
      @CnationMavs41 4 года назад +5

      @@cameronb7161 now he's gonna tell the developers to give him a thank you 😂

    • @Slick_Prinze
      @Slick_Prinze 4 года назад +8

      YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!!!

  • @ohecdot
    @ohecdot 4 года назад +59

    6:34 when you're chopping wood in minecraft

  • @clemy248
    @clemy248 4 года назад +30

    That was his hardest freestyle!🔥🔥

  • @agentwho1933
    @agentwho1933 4 года назад +138

    “Yo they need to call child protective services..” 😂😂

  • @everythingsolani
    @everythingsolani 4 года назад +310

    I’m so glad that Dashie does something that he can stay home and do for his and our entertainment cause seeing him post during a time like this is comforting while we’re out of school and work. Thanks Dashie, I like this game a lot too

    • @pryncecarr3087
      @pryncecarr3087 4 года назад +11

      @Swaggin Savage Get yo horny ass off this girls comment😂😂

    • @theviper7305
      @theviper7305 4 года назад +6

      @Swaggin Savage SIMP

    • @ggdex5179
      @ggdex5179 4 года назад +6

      @@pryncecarr3087 Dude deleted his comment💀

    • @jerk3554
      @jerk3554 4 года назад +8

      @@ggdex5179 what did he said

    • @Darth_Rhidian
      @Darth_Rhidian 4 года назад +7

      Geoffrey Victor-Hernandez I'm kinda curious too

  • @cammitalbainshoku4253
    @cammitalbainshoku4253 4 года назад +43

    First name: *THE*
    Last name: *MANAGER*

  • @curlyfriesjosh9916
    @curlyfriesjosh9916 4 года назад +306

    Dashie is definitely safe from the corona. 1: Hes young 2: He got tons of snacks 3: He washes himself and keeps his body and hands clean all the time (Purell)

    • @teubert2
      @teubert2 4 года назад +4

      He has licked his fingers in live streams though.

    • @Helloppl65
      @Helloppl65 4 года назад +16

      @@teubert2 and?

    • @teubert2
      @teubert2 4 года назад

      @Helloppl65 And the point of your comment is..?

    • @curlyfriesjosh9916
      @curlyfriesjosh9916 4 года назад +17

      Yukiismaster he washes his hands so he’s good lol

    • @teubert2
      @teubert2 4 года назад +4

      @AngelicWasp
      >Implying people can't touch things other people have touched and then lick their own fingers before they wash hands.

  • @BigDreuxGaming
    @BigDreuxGaming 4 года назад +167

    My boy I hope you’re staying safe and washing your hands

  • @DevanHorror_
    @DevanHorror_ 4 года назад +95

    This game is becoming a reality lmao

    • @joeg6478
      @joeg6478 4 года назад +18

      the scariest part is how true to life it is 💀

    • @sonozaki0000
      @sonozaki0000 4 года назад +1

      It was always real. Anyone who has ever worked at a grocery store during a major holiday can tell you so LOL

    • @basedaudio1
      @basedaudio1 4 года назад

      Excuse me

  • @watchurbackk9240
    @watchurbackk9240 4 года назад +35

    3:37 “I can’t say shi-“💀💀💀😂😂 CORONA!!!

  • @Mainsteppageneral
    @Mainsteppageneral 4 года назад +143

    I like how Dashie runs away from the customers to avoid helping them 😂😂😂

    • @lxsbianhoe
      @lxsbianhoe 3 года назад +6

      You're really are suppose to kind 😂

  • @naseantaylor3330
    @naseantaylor3330 4 года назад +39

    1:02 your welcome, you can thank me with a like.

  • @rashd_alarjani
    @rashd_alarjani 4 года назад +33

    The freestyle at the beginning was fire🔥🔥🔥

  • @shenelljohnson74
    @shenelljohnson74 4 года назад +25

    2:28 I thought dashie was going to make a part 2 trap mix tape lol

  • @nailynn7038
    @nailynn7038 4 года назад +24

    “He got them Allstate hands”😭😩

  • @Brown_suga24
    @Brown_suga24 4 года назад +44

    Stuck inside my house due to the coronavirus so imma take this time to binge watch my boi all day 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @dl1083
    @dl1083 4 года назад +18

    "My grandson has the flu." "You sure that's what he got?"

  • @hectort6370
    @hectort6370 3 года назад +4

    10:25 what’s good xzibit 🤣🤣🤣

  • @redfox4220
    @redfox4220 4 года назад +19

    This game is basically how introverts feel in these types of jobs

  • @pandemonium3551
    @pandemonium3551 4 года назад +85

    Dashie’s rap hit harder then Corona🔥🚫🧢

    • @jazzi1455
      @jazzi1455 4 года назад +1

      pandemonium more like that asteroid 😂

    • @jeianalottie
      @jeianalottie 4 года назад +1

      pandemonium highly doubt that too

    • @Traxx...
      @Traxx... 4 года назад

      More than any thing that hits hard even harder then the strongest

  • @Bioguy
    @Bioguy 4 года назад +54

    Yo whoever produced these beats.....🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @OROCHIforpresident
    @OROCHIforpresident 3 года назад +5

    Best freestyle he ever did at the beginning of the vid ‼️

  • @wholelottaopium
    @wholelottaopium 4 года назад +44

    15:51 the way dachie screamed had me dying 😂

  • @samuelbiddison1560
    @samuelbiddison1560 4 года назад +211

    The scariest games are those that are reality, lol and I died at 11:35

    • @joeg6478
      @joeg6478 4 года назад +13

      the fact they still be on him whenever he turn around kills me 😆

    • @officialopusound5622
      @officialopusound5622 4 года назад +6

      The moment when the customer charged at Dashie while knocking shit over killed me😂😂😂😂

  • @ias3122
    @ias3122 4 года назад +75

    Why yo manager so fast like he used to run track

  • @serenakhademi7986
    @serenakhademi7986 4 года назад +89

    1: Hide in the staff only room from customers when they run at chu.
    2: AVOID THE BABY LADY!!!!!
    3: Put boxes next to their places before stocking them

  • @LG633TV
    @LG633TV 4 года назад +5

    1:11 Dude you need like a frickin contract or some shit.

  • @terry_ppowers6750
    @terry_ppowers6750 4 года назад +9

    12:18 🤣🤣🤣 NnNyoOOooO! Dashie u too much my dude.

  • @Krank2105
    @Krank2105 4 года назад +51

    Get that toilet paper DACHIE (Before Tina takes it)

  • @joanofarc6052
    @joanofarc6052 Год назад +3

    DAMN this video came out right when quarantine started, dashie the game was just updated you should come back to it!!!

  • @z0mbiec0rpse
    @z0mbiec0rpse 2 года назад +6

    As someone who works as a stocker at a store, I can confirm this game is based on a true story

  • @joeg6478
    @joeg6478 4 года назад +30

    *"i know kung fu, kick you in the chest, clean up on aisle 2!"* 🔥🔥🔥
    - _even death proof Jason goin up in flames frm that Heat_ -

  • @TheZelda360
    @TheZelda360 4 года назад +82

    "Don't go to the alcohol Isle all the crazy people going to be over there" lol I'm guessing I'm crazy

  • @Alidonius6721
    @Alidonius6721 3 года назад +2

    15:45 favorite part and the way Dashie screams.
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @savannahrush4021
    @savannahrush4021 Год назад +2

    i want him to play this again, he wasn’t aware when they start to chase you, you’re supposed to go into the break room and then when they’re gone to go back out and do that everytime😭😭

  • @Mister_Cool
    @Mister_Cool 4 года назад +77

    Man..someone made a coronavirus simulator.

  • @mindfuless674
    @mindfuless674 4 года назад +9

    Me and Dashie (Charlie) used to work at a Publix in South Florida we where both baggers. 1998-1999

  • @RickC13738
    @RickC13738 Год назад +3

    10:45 RKO from out of nowhere

  • @amynilamontgomery5569
    @amynilamontgomery5569 4 года назад +9

    Hey, I know how to beat the game, and extra things that can help you!
    1: Before you start stacking, put all the boxes in their Respective isles. It’ll be easier on you, and plus the customers don’t start coming in until you start stacking.
    Quick tip: The box for the home cleaning isle is on the outside aka in the open. Stack that one first, since you have more of a chance of getting interrupted by the customers when your there. And yes, customers can interrupt you while you stack.
    2:Use the rooms you can go into, aka the staff rooms, to escape the customers. It stuns them when you run into the room, and then they go away! Also, you can throw the boxes at the customers when they are chasing you to stun them for enough time to get away.
    Quick Tip: There’s a room that has a crack in the wall. Throw one of the boxes at it repeatedly, until the wall breaks. You’ll see what’s in there!!!
    3: When the music changes, it means that you are almost done. You’ll know that you are done when you don’t have anymore customers chasing after you, the music has stopped, and when you go up to the front of the store, the Manager is standing there.
    4: When you first enter the game, after talking to the manager,and putting the backpack stuff back away, and you talk to the guy who throws up, make sure to press ESC to view his notes!!

  • @delt0_chrib
    @delt0_chrib 4 года назад +13

    Man be careful out there Dashie, we don't want to lose such an amazing person

  • @thomas537
    @thomas537 4 года назад +145

    Dashie: WE GON BE RUNNIN FROM THE CUSTOMERS LIKE THIS *runs* THEN WE GON DANCE ON THEY ASS LIKE *dances*
    Dash... we only ran.......... we never danced on they asses

  • @aydian8314
    @aydian8314 4 года назад +3

    We need another episode- we all love this game. The art style is very odd which adds to the fear and the mechanic really makes the game interesting- especially since Dashie has some experience with working at a store so he can relate a bit.

  • @user-yt6xe1ch2g
    @user-yt6xe1ch2g 4 года назад +18

    Tip from Jay from the Kubz Scouts : "AvOiD ThE BaBy LaDy!!"

    • @ellaresler1244
      @ellaresler1244 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂 omfg yes this needs more recognition

    • @redfrenchhorn4539
      @redfrenchhorn4539 3 года назад

      Better yet have her kid taken away. She can't even keep track of it.

  • @grimscythe_7791
    @grimscythe_7791 4 года назад +24

    THAT FREEEESTYLEEEEEEE WASSSSSS FIREEEEEEEE, MY HOUSEEEEE SOMEONE HELPPPPPP 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤣

  • @naafimalik74
    @naafimalik74 4 года назад +46

    Everyone in the world after hearing about Corona 👀

  • @shrimpsauce
    @shrimpsauce 4 года назад +3

    5:00 It's a "wrap". Get it😂

  • @Poloboi15
    @Poloboi15 4 года назад +4

    I actually love when DashieGames plays these type games keeps me intrigued

  • @theparadoxzone2396
    @theparadoxzone2396 4 года назад +25

    Dashie. You should really consider reading the tutorials lmao

  • @noahp1124
    @noahp1124 4 года назад +37

    Just wanna say I work at a grocery store and everything here is accurate af. Especially with current events and circumstances

  • @noface181
    @noface181 2 года назад +1

    9:38 for some reason im CRY LAUGHING at "sleekt, sklot, skloot" that just hit my funny bone

  • @dekay1428
    @dekay1428 3 года назад +3

    Man...It was 8 months ago when this video introduced me to Dashie for the first time, and I binge watched his entire Mario Maker 1 and 2 and since then he has made me smile even in these times

  • @Jason-he1mr
    @Jason-he1mr 4 года назад +28

    Damn this is funny as hell coming out now...

  • @ElijahW_
    @ElijahW_ 4 года назад +42

    Coronavirus can’t get me if I stay in my house and watch Dashie so aye it’s a wrap

  • @Kevinrobledo5555
    @Kevinrobledo5555 Год назад +3

    You could throw boxes at them

  • @mayonnaisejar5398
    @mayonnaisejar5398 4 года назад +3

    DACHIE that hole in the wall is an Easter egg, u gotta throw one of the boxes at it

  • @antman9030
    @antman9030 4 года назад +18

    That freestyle was mean, lean, and cleaaaaann mah boiii!!🧨🔥🔥

  • @sarah-ix5yf
    @sarah-ix5yf 4 года назад +28

    shoutout to the homie dashie for making me laugh during these times, this is why I love him 🥺💕

  • @Souplysivm
    @Souplysivm 4 года назад +5

    8:09 I dropped my phone and jumped a little- I was drinking Brisk, it’s good that it was empty. LOORDDDAAA

  • @frankie7510
    @frankie7510 4 года назад +3

    First time seeing your videos and let me tell you. You are a whole mood my guy!

  • @rolethedice4799
    @rolethedice4799 4 года назад +6

    1:19 dam your eyes are red maybe your chosen the Friday the 13

  • @SATISFYPLANET
    @SATISFYPLANET 4 года назад +4

    14:52 "Oh I see how it works, if you get three shits your shits" - Dashie 2020

  • @Nathan-sq9xv
    @Nathan-sq9xv 4 года назад +3

    7:41 AAAHHHH WHAT!! 😂😂😂 I hope that he plays this game again

  • @civilsociety303
    @civilsociety303 4 года назад +2

    I've rewatched this video so many times, it's so entertaining! Good video Dashie! 😄

  • @ashpryce
    @ashpryce 4 года назад +31

    "What kind of Grocery store is this?"
    Spat ot my soda

  • @Nitrocyclone1
    @Nitrocyclone1 4 года назад +16

    Looks like you can go to the staff room when chased by customers to be safe from them.

  • @FFXIII2Lightning
    @FFXIII2Lightning 4 года назад +2

    I almost tossed my drink in the air with one of these jumpscares this ish is hilarious!! Thank you Dashie! Keep doin what you're doin ma boi!! 👏😂

  • @simplyjt9735
    @simplyjt9735 4 года назад +1

    10:56 LOL Dashie actually looked sad because he was fired.

  • @chyna5913
    @chyna5913 4 года назад +43

    I love the fact that you're wearing a Friday The 13th shirt on FRIDAY THE 13th‼️😂❤️

    • @danielvaught8433
      @danielvaught8433 4 года назад

      Chyynia is he a truly funny guy makes you laugh doesn't he?

  • @Em_Beez
    @Em_Beez 4 года назад +23

    Why Dachie sound like he saying stalk when he says stock 😂😂😂😂

  • @brianmartinez1924
    @brianmartinez1924 4 года назад +1

    That Freestyle tho omg, I really like this man videos

  • @dec3ptive_musician
    @dec3ptive_musician 3 года назад +4

    0:51 - We jumping on this (pause)