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  • Annoying teammates with a new account
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  • @turtletcp1598
    @turtletcp1598 3 года назад +4571

    “Are you sure?”
    “Yes”
    “HIV Positive?”
    *no response*

  • @hshshs2375
    @hshshs2375 3 года назад +2918

    90% of the video: "I'm JoHnSoN bOsS"

  • @mello3098
    @mello3098 3 года назад +1118

    “Are you going now?” 🥺
    “Yes” 😐
    “Can we be friends?” 👉👈
    “No. goodbye now” 😑

    • @Potatwo
      @Potatwo 3 года назад +5

      why those emojis

    • @frazixofficial842
      @frazixofficial842 3 года назад +6

      @@Potatwo potaeto

    • @CosyProlific
      @CosyProlific 3 года назад +14

      @@Potatwo They convey emotion a lot better than plain text

    • @carterawesomeguy2581
      @carterawesomeguy2581 3 года назад +11

      I think he should've been friends with the British kid. 😥 He was cool.

    • @meow2841
      @meow2841 3 года назад +1

      @@CosyProlific no they dont

  • @kaytedids6058
    @kaytedids6058 3 года назад +1867

    “No, I’m Johnson boss”
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    • @nonamechannl
      @nonamechannl 3 года назад +24

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    • @babajimobile48
      @babajimobile48 3 года назад +1

      Johnson boss on top

    • @Spindely
      @Spindely 3 года назад +1

      @@babajimobile48 johnson boss is based

    • @cheeseman6576
      @cheeseman6576 3 года назад +1

      “No I’m dirty Dan”

    • @loganballadares
      @loganballadares 3 года назад +1

      @@nonamechannl you really wasted your time on this huh

  • @thiccray2484
    @thiccray2484 3 года назад +4620

    1:20 Purpled tells them his mom came into the room, then immediately goes to talking to us. We are his mom confirmed. Yes, all of us.

    • @glenderman2699
      @glenderman2699 3 года назад +64

      Ermmmm, so we gave birth to him... so this meansssssss WE ARENT SIMPS ohhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @milifranklin9275
      @milifranklin9275 3 года назад +100

      Purpled? Purpled was never in this video. Only Johnsonboss.
      So that means, we all are Johnson Boss' mom! ;D

    • @twooglz
      @twooglz 3 года назад +39

      ​@@milifranklin9275 but Johnson Boss doesn't have parents

    • @pranjalkhatri5139
      @pranjalkhatri5139 3 года назад +7

      agreed

    • @pranjalkhatri5139
      @pranjalkhatri5139 3 года назад +6

      @@twooglz yeah they are guardians of the prestigious Johnson boss

  • @Jundokssi
    @Jundokssi 4 года назад +532

    "He's very attractive and funny and smart and attractive and strong"
    ***I'm Johnsonboss***

    • @vixelkee4636
      @vixelkee4636 4 года назад +1

      @Just Original he is still joqt from the video, You cant deny that, but nobody will be the very attractive and smart and strong and attractive and strong
      Johnson boss except johnson boss himself

  • @noscope704
    @noscope704 3 года назад +1537

    props to the teammates for playing along and not instantly saying he´s purpled

  • @abbienicksonx4919
    @abbienicksonx4919 3 года назад +859

    "are you recording" "no im Jhonson Boss"

    • @yazdan6123
      @yazdan6123 2 года назад +3

      Jhon

    • @puddlee
      @puddlee 2 года назад +1

      I mean he’s not wrong

    • @prithviproduction4412
      @prithviproduction4412 2 года назад

      OH WAIT took me long enough to realize this dad joke..

    • @SSBosniak
      @SSBosniak 2 года назад

      No I'm Jhonson

    • @cann2828
      @cann2828 2 года назад +1

      "Are you recording" "no this is patrick"

  • @heyimdanielle8693
    @heyimdanielle8693 4 года назад +2273

    Purpled: I am johnsonboss
    The guy: *links his channel*
    Purpled: I think he's on to me

    • @goviknowsball
      @goviknowsball 4 года назад +33

      He’s Johnson boss

    • @hoodmonkey
      @hoodmonkey 4 года назад +3

      Lol ur not him ur no_code it’s literally in ur vid lol

    • @ttylerle
      @ttylerle 4 года назад +1

      Joo_qt lol make a video with the same voice n stuff then

    • @hoodmonkey
      @hoodmonkey 4 года назад

      Okay okay maybe not sowwy

    • @bebetterthanthepersonyouwe5857
      @bebetterthanthepersonyouwe5857 4 года назад

      Yeah that's what happened
      Mind blowing isn't it?

  • @nickt3963
    @nickt3963 3 года назад +3804

    “Johnsonboss has no parents”
    “Jhonsonboss: my mom is coming into the room x3

  • @rileytexas4582
    @rileytexas4582 3 года назад +613

    I like how they figured it out within a few seconds

  • @paige4572
    @paige4572 3 года назад +433

    "my moms coming in the room"
    "i have no parents"
    "my mom gave me this name"
    Purpled: *narrating all moves*

    • @licrazi
      @licrazi 2 года назад

      lol

    • @inkaytoo
      @inkaytoo 2 года назад +3

      you mean johnsonboss

    • @paige4572
      @paige4572 2 года назад

      @@inkaytoo yes yes lol

    • @him_JOHANNNN
      @him_JOHANNNN 2 года назад

      No he's Johnson boss

  • @itsjordanlol8
    @itsjordanlol8 4 года назад +3493

    Johnson is such a boss. The boss level of Johnson is even more of boss Johnson. He’s Johnson Boss.

  • @joshuabridgnanan7734
    @joshuabridgnanan7734 3 года назад +3005

    I love how johnsonboss said he doesn’t have parents but he kept saying his mom entered the room 😂😂

    • @Panda-bv1uh
      @Panda-bv1uh 3 года назад +25

      The spirits..

    • @Faisal0204
      @Faisal0204 3 года назад +10

      YEA LOL!!!

    • @grunch346
      @grunch346 3 года назад +19

      Do not question the johnsonboss

    • @Jackun2
      @Jackun2 3 года назад +1

      Lol yeah

    • @rubii15
      @rubii15 3 года назад +2

      It happened with the other person

  • @jigzmallari8580
    @jigzmallari8580 3 года назад +500

    Purpled:johnsonboss doesn't have any relatives.
    Also Purpled: *please don't call my name silly, my mother gave me this name*

    • @CC-iw2qh
      @CC-iw2qh 2 года назад +1

      Johnson boss*

    • @liv5573
      @liv5573 2 года назад +2

      hold on my moms coming into my room-

  • @sidneyfoil8934
    @sidneyfoil8934 3 года назад +153

    Purpled: “I have no parents or relatives”
    Also Purpled: “My mother gave me this name”

  • @sharpness5potato74
    @sharpness5potato74 4 года назад +1446

    “He’s very attractive and funny and smart and... attractive and.. strong”
    *Obama giving himself a medal*

  • @iamtheprotagonist5614
    @iamtheprotagonist5614 3 года назад +2986

    Kid: “That’s a pretty og name you got.”
    Purpled: *Literally made the account minutes ago*

  • @leonardosoaresfuks294
    @leonardosoaresfuks294 3 года назад +100

    7:56
    Kid: r u recording?
    Purpled: I’m JoHnSoN bOsS

  • @honhonhonhon8110
    @honhonhonhon8110 3 года назад +200

    i would get social anxiety from talking to people like "u gonna be my friend" "no"

  • @cchristiann235
    @cchristiann235 4 года назад +542

    "are you sure"
    purp: "yes"
    "HIV positive?"
    purp: "what"

    • @Jacob-es5tv
      @Jacob-es5tv 4 года назад +12

      yeh i watched that part

    • @pukadon81
      @pukadon81 4 года назад +6

      aSpoonAnd2Forks ye im not johnsonboss

    • @sm0key42
      @sm0key42 4 года назад

      remember, johnsonboss

    • @caoifainche3371
      @caoifainche3371 4 года назад +2

      He’s not purp he’s johnsonboss

    • @sm0key42
      @sm0key42 4 года назад

      @Jiqu I think so aswell

  • @no-ye5pw
    @no-ye5pw 4 года назад +5696

    Random guy: hi
    Purpled: no, I’m johnsonboss

    • @kriptxl3272
      @kriptxl3272 4 года назад +188

      Purpled never was in the video, its was johnsonboss

    • @pvpdavidlul9049
      @pvpdavidlul9049 4 года назад +15

      love the name

    • @kiranyousuf9793
      @kiranyousuf9793 4 года назад +9

      hahahahahah purpled you were saying every time johnsonboss

    • @ikutie5685
      @ikutie5685 4 года назад +5

      Johnsonboss

    • @bananabanana08
      @bananabanana08 4 года назад +2

      i like ur name no

  • @chloeoeoeoe6015
    @chloeoeoeoe6015 3 года назад +65

    "johnsonboss is very upset right now"
    *block traps teammate*
    "johnsonboss is very happy right now"

  • @fisheyeball5004
    @fisheyeball5004 3 года назад +86

    The first guy could sense cap from 50 miles away.

  • @kazd1443
    @kazd1443 3 года назад +1473

    That second kid was so sassy and entertaining lmao

    • @trevorwalker8647
      @trevorwalker8647 3 года назад +38

      He’s like the kid in school who is like popular and everyone wants to play with him but like he only plays with 2 of his good mates lmaoo 😭💀 (my pfp is my dad)

    • @jaylen7176
      @jaylen7176 3 года назад +11

      @@trevorwalker8647 what

    • @VAMPC0RE1
      @VAMPC0RE1 3 года назад +1

      Yum

    • @reiinz5230
      @reiinz5230 3 года назад +1

      The second kid sounds like skeppy

    • @coldcutter1731
      @coldcutter1731 3 года назад +1

      The last kid mentioned suchspeed pog

  • @laserpuppie2883
    @laserpuppie2883 4 года назад +398

    "hold up my mom's coming in the room"
    also purpled:
    "I have never had any parents or relatives, I came from nowhere

    • @onlymatts
      @onlymatts 4 года назад +13

      who the hell is purpled

    • @nam9221
      @nam9221 4 года назад

      idk

    • @florellic
      @florellic 4 года назад +2

      who is purpled?! THIS IS JOHNSONBOSS!!

    • @choongsuetling5772
      @choongsuetling5772 4 года назад

      He is a grape
      Or anything that is purple

    • @iggylo7867
      @iggylo7867 4 года назад

      Choong Suet Ling no he is Johnson boss

  • @deebjana
    @deebjana 3 года назад +68

    The fact he said he is muscular, attractive and kept saying he needs to talk to his “mum” and then talks to us
    JoHNsOn bOSs
    Edit: I just realized that Johnson boss sound a lot like Grayson

  • @boobas8127
    @boobas8127 3 года назад +60

    he didn't annoy them, but instead entertained them with his humor.

  • @unibirb
    @unibirb 4 года назад +551

    Honestly, I got respect for those guys going along with the johnsonboss joke rather than being 10 year old stans.
    Edit: sorry I don't know what I meant by "joke". johnsonboss is a very real and strong and muscular and attractive person.

    • @eamonnmacniallais933
      @eamonnmacniallais933 4 года назад +19

      And most people who watch his videos aren't subscribed and would appreciate if they did

    • @pawa7714
      @pawa7714 4 года назад +5

      @@eamonnmacniallais933 same goes for purpled

    • @axelleinbach5587
      @axelleinbach5587 4 года назад +1

      and strong

    • @blazerplayz6919
      @blazerplayz6919 3 года назад +2

      And strong and muscular, don't forget

  • @vinzcalaguas9683
    @vinzcalaguas9683 4 года назад +674

    90% of this video
    “I’m johnsonboss”

    • @shec
      @shec 4 года назад +2

      Agree.

    • @maxlfn
      @maxlfn 3 года назад

      xBlaac JohnsonBoss does not agree

  • @ashlynnshelton9722
    @ashlynnshelton9722 3 года назад +16

    HE SAID HE WAS BORN FROM NOTHING THEN SAYS “my mother gave me this name” THATS SO FUNNY TO ME

  • @fizzgaming8346
    @fizzgaming8346 3 года назад +36

    The part where he said “Johnson boss” was my favorite

  • @nathy1918
    @nathy1918 3 года назад +6703

    I liked the part where he said *”I’m Johnson boss”*

    • @fett_photography9848
      @fett_photography9848 3 года назад +45

      I liked that to

    • @fett_photography9848
      @fett_photography9848 3 года назад +42

      @@cryolite08 Shhhhhh Johnson boss is talking right now

    • @izzyitzyy8867
      @izzyitzyy8867 3 года назад +7

      this is a very underrated comment

    • @nyllum9270
      @nyllum9270 3 года назад +12

      Oh yeah that ONE part, i liked it too

    • @anarxh3196
      @anarxh3196 3 года назад +10

      @Flanby r/woosh shut up glorious johnsonboss is speaking

  • @nitinraghavan6606
    @nitinraghavan6606 4 года назад +1760

    shoulda titled this, "I'm Johnson Boss"

  • @victoriakramer5428
    @victoriakramer5428 3 года назад +45

    idk why people are still making RUclips videos. we’ve already reached the peak. nothing can top this video.

  • @minmiracles
    @minmiracles 3 года назад +125

    Says he has no relititives:
    “My mother gave me this name”

  • @thunderrwolf2224
    @thunderrwolf2224 4 года назад +361

    “I don’t have parents or any relatives”
    Later
    “Please don’t make fun of my name, my mom gave me it”

  • @possibillity7045
    @possibillity7045 4 года назад +651

    “Are you recording?”
    “No, I’m Johnson boss.”

  • @minhngo8609
    @minhngo8609 2 года назад +3

    "Hello? Is this the Krusty Krab?"
    "No, this is johnsonboss."

  • @deteri4040
    @deteri4040 3 года назад +20

    When he said Johnson boss, I felt that

  • @riversry
    @riversry 3 года назад +1844

    Kid: attempts to speak
    Booming thunderous voice from the heavens: *johnsonboss is talking.*

  • @JohnJohnson-rk9ri
    @JohnJohnson-rk9ri 4 года назад +576

    Alternate title: Man talks to himself in the third person

    • @whyussr7628
      @whyussr7628 4 года назад +1

      yes

    • @guiga8412
      @guiga8412 4 года назад +4

      no, he is not man, he is johnsonboss

    • @eva-ss6en
      @eva-ss6en 4 года назад +1

      @@guiga8412 yes, johnson boss.

    • @nonamechannl
      @nonamechannl 3 года назад +1

      Johnsonboss

  • @edwinjohn4442
    @edwinjohn4442 3 года назад +107

    I think it’s engraved into my mind that every American sounds like SapNap at this point😂

    • @billycoconut3648
      @billycoconut3648 3 года назад +6

      no, SapNap sounds like every american
      Whats the difference
      *No*

    • @caitbelart
      @caitbelart 3 года назад +2

      omg that kid with the deku pfp sounded like sapnap

    • @juljasmah
      @juljasmah 3 года назад

      No

  • @monsieurbacteria755
    @monsieurbacteria755 3 года назад +14

    “Are you recording?” “No I’m johnsonboss”

  • @kaimemes
    @kaimemes 4 года назад +332

    “What name strikes fear in your heart?”
    *J O H N S O N B O S S*

  • @nathy1918
    @nathy1918 3 года назад +1729

    “Johnsonboss does not need to see. He wins by feeling”
    LMAO EVERYONE THIS MAN

  • @thatoneguy932
    @thatoneguy932 3 года назад +19

    This man said Johnsonboss more than I have spoke in my entire life

  • @jigzmallari8580
    @jigzmallari8580 3 года назад +43

    Someone:*talking*
    Someone across the room: *johnsonboss is talking*

  • @eeska4959
    @eeska4959 4 года назад +252

    “I wish I could be johnsonboss”
    *Said literally anyone ever.*

  • @pawa7714
    @pawa7714 4 года назад +238

    when Johnson Boss was a child, at school the teachers had to raise their hand to speak to him
    Johnson Boss died 10 years ago... but the Death still hasn't bucked up the courage to tell him
    Johnson Boss killed 13 people with a gun, then the gun fired

    • @themindboggler8055
      @themindboggler8055 4 года назад +4

      This needs more likes

    • @enesar6797
      @enesar6797 4 года назад +5

      this is basically the chuck norris meme with extra steps

    • @pawa7714
      @pawa7714 4 года назад +3

      @@enesar6797 is the better version

    • @hoorianadeem3599
      @hoorianadeem3599 4 года назад +2

      Lol😂😂😂

    • @trishugnish
      @trishugnish 3 года назад +2

      This is the best comment I’ve ever read

  • @sleepyghostproductions7529
    @sleepyghostproductions7529 3 года назад +2

    This was so chill. Those other guys were so nice, going along with the bit and not bombarding Purpled with questions or trolling

  • @erie-ara7369
    @erie-ara7369 2 года назад +2

    it was really funny on how purpled couldn't like conceal his identity by easily acting like a different person, and it was even more funny to see that everybody he played with literally knew he was purpled lol

  • @Spark1yn
    @Spark1yn 4 года назад +336

    Me: “So how’d you win?”
    Purpled: “Cuz I’m johnsonboss”

  • @danzsyy
    @danzsyy 3 года назад +384

    Random guy: Hey dude my dog just died...
    Purpled: I’m JohnsonBoss

  • @midn1te
    @midn1te 3 года назад +7

    Septavious: So who are you?
    Purpled: I am jOhNsOn BoSs

  • @drez.x1309
    @drez.x1309 3 года назад +12

    “And attractive and strong and attractive and strong” LMFAO definitely Johnsonboss

  • @timeflies.
    @timeflies. 4 года назад +202

    8:39 "johnsonboss has no parents or relatives"
    10:37 "please do not call my name silly, my mother gave me this name"
    me: visible confusion

  • @simpledoer3667
    @simpledoer3667 3 года назад +324

    “Johnson boss’s heartrate has never gone above 40.”
    “mate, my heartrate goes above 40 when I play Skyblock.”
    Me: my heart rate is 80 when I sleep

  • @tm.hafidz
    @tm.hafidz 2 года назад +5

    Purpled: "Johnson boss was born from nothing."
    *Minutes later*
    Purpled: "Please don't call my name silly, my mother gave me this name."

  • @whiteandblack413
    @whiteandblack413 3 года назад +15

    PLEASE WHEN HE ASKED TO BE FRIENDS I SCREAMED-

  • @Rashaexe
    @Rashaexe 4 года назад +302

    Johnsonboss kinda sounds like TommyInnit on drugs, with Purpled's voice.

  • @virtualize7409
    @virtualize7409 4 года назад +621

    Johnsonboss: “idk what rush is”
    Also Johnsonboss “They are rushing me”

  • @zoeysha
    @zoeysha 3 года назад +4

    i like how they're just chill and i like how they are just going with the flow or with the vibe that they know its Purpled xD

  • @krytig2948
    @krytig2948 3 года назад +7

    ''Are you recording?''
    ''No im Jhonsonboss'' lmfao

  • @aviida280
    @aviida280 4 года назад +450

    Throughout this whole video Purpled sounds like TommyInnit trying to impress a woman
    literally the first thing that came to my head idk why

    • @plark9283
      @plark9283 4 года назад +33

      “Yeah he’s very attractive and funny and smart, and attractive and strong.” That’s definitely just a direct Tommy quote right? Why is it in a Purpled video?

    • @aviida280
      @aviida280 4 года назад +14

      @@plark9283 because johnsonboss isnt purpled

    • @doublesid3r744
      @doublesid3r744 4 года назад

      Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahah

    • @sageskye4579
      @sageskye4579 4 года назад

      same dude

    • @paranormalgoat
      @paranormalgoat 4 года назад

      Avi Ida i think you mean johnsonboss

  • @minimover8003
    @minimover8003 4 года назад +152

    I love how he randomly states his name to assert his dominance

    • @AJBigJJ
      @AJBigJJ 4 года назад +1

      johnsonboss

    • @minimover8003
      @minimover8003 4 года назад +1

      @@AJBigJJ oh shoot pls take the podium 👑

  • @irsuyuu
    @irsuyuu 3 года назад +4

    Some random person: “can we be friends?”
    Johnsonboss: “ *No.* ”

  • @samnydegger4180
    @samnydegger4180 3 года назад +1

    this is the only video on youtube i watch over and over again it is so funnyy lolll

  • @amyseee
    @amyseee 4 года назад +126

    "are you recording?"
    "No, I'm johnson boss"

  • @enviyuwu
    @enviyuwu 4 года назад +766

    random guy: hello wanna call
    another guy: wait you sound like purpled
    purpled:
    no, I’m johnsonboss
    no, I’m johnsonboss
    no, I’m johnsonboss
    no, I’m johnsonboss
    no, I’m johnsonboss
    no, I’m johnsonboss
    no, I’m johnsonboss
    no, I’m johnsonboss
    no, I’m johnsonboss
    no, I’m johnsonboss
    no, I’m johnsonboss
    no, I’m johnsonboss
    no, I’m johnsonboss

  • @ok-ni8ew
    @ok-ni8ew 3 года назад +45

    can we just talk about the first persons discord profile pic 😫😫 we stan

    • @strikesllight
      @strikesllight 3 года назад

      What is wrong he is in the hamster cult never heard of it?

    • @strikesllight
      @strikesllight 3 года назад +2

      And the other guy is...
      YOUNG MIDORIYA

    • @4everbroke787
      @4everbroke787 3 года назад

      @@strikesllight No dude johnsonboss

  • @ericshon4143
    @ericshon4143 2 года назад +1

    JoHnSoN BoSs : "I have no parents"
    Also him: " My mum just came into the room"

  • @mikaselzer
    @mikaselzer 3 года назад +275

    I can’t believe johnsonboss didn’t say “I’m johnsonboss” so disappointed

    • @f-ham1717
      @f-ham1717 3 года назад +1

      Forgot to add smh

  • @tomasito5738
    @tomasito5738 4 года назад +791

    take a shot every time he says “johnsonboss”

    • @erinw8509
      @erinw8509 4 года назад +26

      Sir I'd like to keep my computer memory thanks

    • @domenicsantilli400
      @domenicsantilli400 4 года назад +2

      Dammit u got it first

    • @samwu526
      @samwu526 4 года назад +26

      I would rather not die of alcohol poisoning xD

    • @bugjuices
      @bugjuices 4 года назад +3

      drudnk

    • @erinw8509
      @erinw8509 4 года назад

      Yes I know he doesn't mean screenshots before anyone says that it was a joke

  • @miniyondu317
    @miniyondu317 3 года назад +1

    purpled: makes the account on the same day
    second guy he calls: the name's pretty og

  • @daindianratman8858
    @daindianratman8858 3 года назад

    Hi purpled this video was really funny and I hope you have time to do another one keep up the amazing content!

  • @AstroProxima.
    @AstroProxima. 3 года назад +493

    Purpled after every other sentence "I am johnsonboss"

  • @stefanwk1494
    @stefanwk1494 4 года назад +646

    I love the part when he says: "I'm Johnson Boss"
    Edit:oH mY gOd ThAnK yOu FoR sO mAnY lIkEs

    • @the_flying_airplane5335
      @the_flying_airplane5335 4 года назад +40

      That part is so stupid, you idiot. The best part is when he says “I’m johnson boss” clearly

    • @thedpstraveller
      @thedpstraveller 4 года назад +8

      I love the part where he plays minecraft

    • @fyrewulf3648
      @fyrewulf3648 4 года назад +9

      Wait when was that????

    • @thedpstraveller
      @thedpstraveller 4 года назад +2

      Fyrewulf remember he played it just at the start?

    • @fent7nyl
      @fent7nyl 4 года назад +8

      Molten MC I watched the entire video 3 times over and haven’t seen any minecraft gameplay, I think you’re just lying

  • @artymcfarty_4435
    @artymcfarty_4435 3 года назад

    guys yk it’s hard to pick a favorite part, but like when he said johnson boss at time stamp: every 5 secs it just really resonated

  • @lystig4536
    @lystig4536 3 года назад +2

    -purpled- Johnsonboss: I hate British people
    Tommyinnit: and I took that personally

  • @starcakee
    @starcakee 4 года назад +376

    “break the bed”
    “nO”
    i cant why is this funny why is this funny to me😿😿

  • @magnuscandraw
    @magnuscandraw 4 года назад +92

    "are you recording?"
    "no im johnsonboss"

    • @pixel_biscuit
      @pixel_biscuit 4 года назад +2

      @Joo_qt You are on the wrong channel. We are talking about the channel 'johnsonboss'.

    • @xerxzy
      @xerxzy 4 года назад +1

      *69 likes*
      "Perfect."

  • @grayderulo2855
    @grayderulo2855 3 года назад

    This is probably my favorite purpled vid or loud bedwars 1 & 2

  • @lilaadele
    @lilaadele 3 года назад +7

    “i don’t have any parents
    2 minutes later
    “my mother gave me this name”

  • @notkai5223
    @notkai5223 4 года назад +42

    the best way to avoid a conversation
    "hold on my mom's coming into the room"

    • @luis-gr9rc
      @luis-gr9rc 4 года назад +1

      TommyInnit: "hold on my moms coming into my room."

  • @hoodmonkey
    @hoodmonkey 4 года назад +405

    Purpled: Buys a new account in like 5 seconds
    Me: ;-; I’m broke

    • @triflomastera4882
      @triflomastera4882 4 года назад +5

      He has 200k subs it's not weird that he has 26$ in his paypal

    • @triflomastera4882
      @triflomastera4882 4 года назад +4

      @Joo_qt What's it like playing with johnsonboss

    • @hoodmonkey
      @hoodmonkey 4 года назад

      LOLLLLLL

    • @triflomastera4882
      @triflomastera4882 4 года назад +2

      @Joo_qt Why though? Wouldn't you feel inferior all the time because you're next to johnsonboss? Knowing you'll never be near him in any aspect of a human body and mind.

    • @hoodmonkey
      @hoodmonkey 4 года назад

      xD wut

  • @elektrode4585
    @elektrode4585 3 года назад +3

    ‘Johnsonboss doesn’t know what that means’
    5 seconds later
    ‘Johnsonboss knows everything’

  • @emeralddestroyer1136
    @emeralddestroyer1136 2 года назад +1

    Using tidal waves as ur outro niceee its really good

  • @niitch6615
    @niitch6615 4 года назад +328

    "What if i told you i was a youtuber"
    "I wouldnt be surprised"
    "Well im not, im Johnsonboss"
    Johnsonboss, I love this vid and the skywars vid. pls make more of those vids Johnsonboss

    • @reeyu
      @reeyu 4 года назад

      @Joo_qt howd it feel

    • @hovkvonsmit1811
      @hovkvonsmit1811 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @hovkvonsmit1811
      @hovkvonsmit1811 4 года назад +1

      Don’t mind the name

    • @JoeMama-iw9cq
      @JoeMama-iw9cq 4 года назад

      @@reeyu He Played with very attractive muscular smart Johnsonboss who NEVER lost a single Game. That is a weird question.

  • @tragedyy6055
    @tragedyy6055 3 года назад +4

    Them: You sound like someone else
    Purpled: No I'm not

  • @yushi4048
    @yushi4048 3 года назад +1

    this has to be one of the funniest minecraft videos i’ve ever seen

  • @RealSheepShoop
    @RealSheepShoop 3 года назад +654

    Can anyone count how many times purpled said, “johnson boss”

    • @NoDripSlowly
      @NoDripSlowly 3 года назад +22

      I'm sorry. Too much effort

    • @BananaIsDying2
      @BananaIsDying2 3 года назад +27

      73746383930484727171737464739930474646272727475848404948371774748393847373727272747474738293848484774738292948574839473838484884839203848374848384 times

    • @aairo5386
      @aairo5386 3 года назад +66

      he's not purpled, he's johnsonboss
      loser

    • @Mattyizhere
      @Mattyizhere 3 года назад +6

      He said it 69696969696969696969696969696969 times

    • @jaylen7176
      @jaylen7176 3 года назад +1

      @@aairo5386 I am johnsonboss

  • @ordan76
    @ordan76 4 года назад +21

    I like how Johnsonboss does not sprint, he walks menacingly to establish his superiority

  • @mkk861
    @mkk861 3 года назад

    purpled: I know i wanna do more of these
    also purpled: *never did more of these*

  • @vengeancemc4598
    @vengeancemc4598 3 года назад

    Definitely want more of those

  • @Fitzey
    @Fitzey 4 года назад +39

    Teammates: say literally anything
    Purpled: *Im johnsonboss*

  • @plaonder
    @plaonder 4 года назад +451

    Take a shot everytime “johnsonboss” is said

    • @frankieverona5353
      @frankieverona5353 3 года назад +16

      we would be dead 😂

    • @louisgarbour2737
      @louisgarbour2737 3 года назад +7

      Im To funk two drunktion

    • @jesse1926
      @jesse1926 3 года назад +6

      He said it 73 times but I almost definitely counted wrong somewher

    • @ampere7220
      @ampere7220 3 года назад +1

      i died in this event, god bless me

    • @reguit5849
      @reguit5849 3 года назад +1

      I'm too young :-:

  • @cheatts
    @cheatts 3 года назад +1

    "johnsonboss has no parents"
    "please dont call me that name my mother gave this name"

  • @rinnhq3284
    @rinnhq3284 3 года назад +1

    THE SECOND PERSON LMFAOO THE SASS I LOVE IT 😭😭

  • @eanakay9510
    @eanakay9510 3 года назад +79

    Purpled/Grayson: He very attractive and funny and smart...... and attractive and strong
    Friends: Purpled’s really underrated
    Me: I know he’s smart, funny attractive, attractive, attractive and attractive and muscular and cute and attractive