@@libertyprime5923 that didn't last for very long he is back to being obsessed with her he recently attacked the Illuminati because they knew Deaths location and would not tell him where she is
Fun fact: Major Payne was directed by Nick Castle the guy who directed the other movies such as the last starfighter, the boy who could fly Dennis the Menace. And the coolest part is he also played Michael Myers in Halloween 1978 Halloween 2018, and Halloween ends, but Michael Myers only showed up for only just a little bit for a second in Halloween ends and 2018. I hope u liked this anyways have a great day 😊😊😊😊
@@randolphedward8152 when he came from the date with the teacher doing the robot 🤖🦾🦿 🕺💃 he knew Cadet Alex Stone was in his room without turning around. He Knew the cup cake 🧁 was switched 🧁 Man.
Back in the day, I asked my mom why they all got up to do that, and she said that they grouped up so people wouldn’t be able to see what they were doing lol 😂
Its been ages since I seen this movie, I need to watch it, i miss these days, im an 80s baby, and this is definitely a Throwback Classic, and that Gas will slowly stay stuck up anyone's nose.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
Bro's fart instantly severed the connection from the brain stem to the spinal cord.
Godam
@@sushisamurai86
Honorable lmao
Translate is funny today
This comment is way funnier then mines 🤣🤣🤣
she fart badly
He’s a Marine, don’t think he had a brain stem to cut
That ain't a fart, that's mustard gas
😂😂😂
GASSS MASKS ON
The secret weapon
Thats agent black
Mus-turd gas
“YoU sEe iM EaTiNg TuRd”
Got me crying and laughing 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
U see I’m eating turd u turd
Did actually thought ? Like genuinely
As soon as he said it I heard my dog rip ass
Who's the turd now?
That was chemical warfare on a whole different level
Bahahhahahahhah😂😂😂😂😂
LMFAO
@@luka1936 Putin would be proud 😭
HEE YA
@@velarswood YEE YEE
Poisoned cupcake:❌️
Poisoned fart:✅️
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Correct
LMFAOGEAGR😂😂
😂😂
5th!!!!
my grandpa would put this on 24/7 before he died
Aww I hope he rests in peace.
May he Rest in peace
*A true grandpa*
@@SNORLAX8888grandpa
Mine pretty much did the same.
I feel the way he opened the soda needs more appreciation.
I second that! Still one of my favorite one-off moments 😂
I used to rewind that part. It was hilarious to me for some reason
I used to try doing it after this movie
I'm 43 and because of this particular part, anything I can open with one finger gets done with an "uhhh!!" 😂😂😂 Never gets old lmao
"KILL!"
The fact he just screamed and stabbed the can with his finger tells me a lot don’t mess with him 😂😂😂😂😂
lol the beginning was probably one of the funniest scenes
If I was in that group, I'd suggest to call off the plan immediately, dude got bullet fingers
He learned the Shigan lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fr lol😂
The non-lethal chemical got refined inside his stomach, he singlehandedly made a formula for a deadly most toxic gas 😭
Death didn’t reject him, He rejected death 💀
Like Thanos
@@libertyprime5923Death did reject Thanos though like he literally tries to do everything for her and she just finds him annoying
@@skeletor4436 till eventually he had enough so much so that when Death finally wanted him he rejected her
@@libertyprime5923 that didn't last for very long he is back to being obsessed with her he recently attacked the Illuminati because they knew Deaths location and would not tell him where she is
And doubled it and passed it to the next person 💀
No matter how many times i watch this film i never get bored of it 😂😂
My school in rotc from freshman yr till senior lol
@o.hiamrachen713major payne
@o.hiamrachen713Major Payne
@o.hiamrachen713drill sergent 3
@o.hiamrachen713 Major Payne
You see I'm eatin turd! Got me dying 💀 LOL 🤣😂
As soon as he said turd I just hear my dog rip ass
For major payne lore. Anyone soldier that has spent time on deployment. Your body can handle near a nuclear reactor with all the MRE's you eat.
You're either shitting bricks or nuclear materials
@@stalinsoulz7872 both
I was actually was thinking about the MRE meals were the reason that he was able to handle the prank cupcake. Thanks for the confirming it.
@@stalinsoulz7872nuclear bricks
He could eat things that would make a billy goat puke!!😂😂
Ironically, Major Payne is the nicest Drill Instructor you’ll ever meet
Edit 1: Damn 4.5k
Now that's a fact
Thats scary
Actually he wouldn't even be a drill instructor since he's an officer
@@acesupreme4779yea movie bs lol
Fr
Bro conquers haki is insane
Let's be real, that cupcake looked delicious asf 🤣🤣🤣.
That and the cake from Matilda are legendary
@@DogofRawthat’s one I could visualize and I haven’t seen that movie in years
@HeisenbergPlayZ9 ong 🤣😭
Yes, the laxative cupcake will go down in history
Facts
“yOu sEe iM eAtInG tUrD” made me laugh so hard lolll😂😂
Fr
😂🤣 YEA
“you see I’m eating turds” -my brain
Those were the movies I grew up on and imma git u sucka lol
Watch the movie. You’ll be in tears laughing
Fun fact: Major Payne was directed by Nick Castle the guy who directed the other movies such as the last starfighter, the boy who could fly Dennis the Menace. And the coolest part is he also played Michael Myers in Halloween 1978 Halloween 2018, and Halloween ends, but Michael Myers only showed up for only just a little bit for a second in Halloween ends and 2018. I hope u liked this anyways have a great day 😊😊😊😊
Ayo, best movies when I was a kid
Man... You know he knew the difference between the 1st and 2nd cup cake 🧁
Right, he pays attention to detail.
So how come he still ate it?
@@randolphedward8152I don’t think he knew lol
@randolphedward8152 because he wanted to show them their tricks wouldnt work
@@randolphedward8152 when he came from the date with the teacher doing the robot 🤖🦾🦿 🕺💃 he knew Cadet Alex Stone was in his room without turning around. He Knew the cup cake 🧁 was switched 🧁 Man.
“Turd” always gets me 😂
For sure 😂😂😂 it's the whole thing for me tho. "You see I'm eatin, turd?" 😂😂😂
This movie is what gave me the nicknames for my new privates😂
@jesussaucedo8133 that's what she thought he was a turd😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@jesussaucedo8133
Well said 🤝
The way he ate the cup cake tho 😂
The gas knocked him out😂
🤣🤣🤣
It wasn’t the gas he ate the poisoned cupcake
😂😂😂
@@julianramirez2956what do you think caused the gas boy
No it killed him😭😭😭😭
Opening a canned beverage with a handmade puncture wound is diabolical🤣
After bro farted the other guy started fighting the demons 💀
i think that fart violated 8 geneva conventions💀
Nine, including the one that had to be written because of it.
YOU BEAT ME TO IT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
This is essentially funny @@WednesdayAddamsMW
As The Fat Electrician says: "It's Never a War Crime The First Time."
That cupcake always looked scrumptious everytime i watched this film 😂
What's it called if you don't mind me asking?
The film? Major Payne @@MaizieRutledge
Thank you! sorry i didn't realize that was the title i just thought it was the character's name😂
Ik dat mf was good😂
@@MaizieRutledgeLol it's both
Bro when he said you see I’m eating turd caught me daying on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂
The part when he opens the can with his finger always cracks me up lol
Im 39 years old and i still yell "KILL" when i open my cans😂
Sinceramente preferisco la parte dove spezza le dita...😂
'You see me eating turd?!'😂😂😂
You eat turd?
I’m 41 and I remember when this movie came out, this truly is a classic
Nah Major Payne was one of my favorite movies as a kid 😭🙏🏻
He my fav to
Right up there with Ernest
Yes
Fr tho
Fr
This, Houseguest, 3 Ninjas, Friday and the Power Rangers are still my favorite movies from the 90s. So much nostalgia
You cooked with that list.
Man houseguest was that movie great 90’s list
Heavyweights
@@Josh-fb1fo i can't believe that I forgot that one!
@@DogofRaw I can’t blame you, I forgot about the 3 ninjas until now
This Called Poison Gas Warfare 😂😂😂
When you open the soda can like it was talking sh!t to you 😂
That wasn't soda, that was juice.
🗣"Thir yes thir"
🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's messed up. That kid had an auditory impairment.
@@esther5242 No shit
@@tonio-ve3mu so why comment?
@@esther5242yeah and it was fucking hilarious
@@ny4lyfe19 damn! Yall are tight over my little comment 😂😂
I always liked this scene lol and the cupcake looked like it slappppppd 😂
That ain't a fart ,that's a war crime
Stank bombbbbbb
😂
Text over the fart is what got me ☠️☠️
movie name is literally major payne if you wanna find it
Thank you!
The fact that it took a of them to get up to swap the cupcake makes it funnier lol 😂😂
Back in the day, I asked my mom why they all got up to do that, and she said that they grouped up so people wouldn’t be able to see what they were doing lol 😂
@@S34GU11 😉
Also a great question for a young fella
I've always thought that. It didn't take the whole crew to swap the cupcake, lol.
One of the best comedies of the 90s. This couldn't be made today.
I've watched this movie so many times, I'm glad I have it on DVD 🙏
@@Meowza_meowzers Yeah me too, I can quote this movie non-stop.Thuur, Yes, Thur🤣🤣🤣
@welcometofloriduh "Can you read lips?" Proceeds to speak only with his teeth 😂
@@Meowza_meowzers 😂😂😂🤣
Yes it could. Do you trumpers feel cool saying stuff like this. 😂 y’all such sheep
The way how he opens the can kills me every time 😂😂😂
Major Payne is one of my favorite movies ever
I was looking for this comment thank you
Damon killed it in this and Blank man.
@@croweziecYEEESSSS! I LOVE Blankman!😅
“You see I’m eating turd” 💩 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yo lips make me wanna 😘
He was immune because of those years of MRE’s 🤣🤣💯
Death really rejected this man and said "RELEASE THE GAS!"
“That dude’s trench just got mustard gassed”
- Schlatt believe it or not
I believe it
One of the all time greats
The SHERMINATOR!
I totally forgot the Shermanator was in this movie 😂
I knew he looked familiar
Is dat the name of the movie
@@NelsonYosia-c1n no
@user-nh9qe4zj8y American Pie reference.
The red head kid played Scherman in American Pie.
"Major Payne" got me laughing my ass off after seeing this vid 😭💀
Never realized how much Damon Wayne jr looked like a younger version of his dad real shit😂😂 they’re like twins😂😂😊
I actually love how this man talks 😂
God dam that plan backfired
BACKFIRED XDDDDDD
That fart annihilated every brain cell of that kid
Ngl the can opening was one of my favorite scenes out of this movie
Same for my wife and I
I loved the beginning tho
The fart was so strong it got its own subtitle
i had to rewatch the clip to notice that. 😅😅😅😅😅
Bro was making out with that cupcake 😂
When life against you , you take it and change it to a weapon against your enemies.
Bro just created a bioweapon
“You see I’m eating turd??” Killed me
😂😂😂😂😂Wayan brothers are soo blessed with their amazing talents
When your drill Sargent can weaponize their farts you shouldn't fuck with them, lol. 😂☠️
The way he smiles
bro is a chemical weapon
90s movies were something else, someone pls bring back this genre of comedy 😭
The good Ole Days, 41 and ninety comedies are unmatched, even comedians.
Growing up I watched this movie literally everyday.
“He’s coming” bro didn’t have to look if he was coming 💀
bro really ate the poisoned cupcakes and farted the poison
It was actually a laxative
@@Dragon_SevenK I realized too when I heard his stomach growling
@@Dragon_SevenKSo he shitted? 😢💀
@@Bruhitsjustyoutube nope.he unleashed the mother of all toxic farts
@@Dragon_SevenK lmfao did the kid die? 😭
Bros doesn’t need a weapon. He is the weapon.
I can’t believe I’m the first comment on a giant RUclips channel
Edit: I know it doesn’t matter, but it’s still cool
Brother how old are you to comment stuff like this...
shut up
😎❤️
Bro really thinks being the first comment matters in the very least
@@brickstone9289look at your videos ion wanna hear it
The way he hit the floor after that knock out puff of gas 😂.. I laugh so hard every time I see this part 😂
not only he rejected it but also transferred it to that kid
Its been ages since I seen this movie, I need to watch it, i miss these days, im an 80s baby, and this is definitely a Throwback Classic, and that Gas will slowly stay stuck up anyone's nose.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
What’s this movie called please?
@@pearljam619 Major Payne.
@@T-Mr.Unknown93 thank you
What the name
@@pearljam619 This movie is called Major Payne.💯
He didn't see him coming, he heard him coming
POV: you thought you we're gonna fart and you end up throwing up for 20 minutes
Major Payne is such a good movie
Bro digested the poison 💀💀💀
It wasn't poison it was a laxative
Bruhhhhhh😂
I watch him every day
Damon Wayans in his prime had some of the best movies
This movie is an integral part of my childhood 😂
Filmin adını söylermisin
Movie name
Sarge: *fart*
Turd: *dies from mustard gas and chlorine mixture*
The way he opened that can 😂
I watched this movie on HBO weekly as a teenager. This and Beetlejuice were always on.
That ain't fart that's a damn knock out gass 💀
How he opens the can is legendary.
Bro took silent but deadly to the next level.💀💀💀💀💀
That wasnt silent 💀😭
@@Bruhitsjustyoutube It is, boy's fall was louder
bro really ate the poisened cupcake like it was nothing wrong (bc he built diffrent)💀
Major is one of the most underrated bad duds. Love this movie 😊
Name
@@KevinQuesada-km2wsthe film is called Major Payne
@@miamor2001 thanks
You know you got bad gas when you make someone go limp from smelling it
Poisoned cupcake❌
Poisoned fart✔️
This movie is so nostalgic 🥲
Movie name!
@@viswajithkr "Major Payne" (It is spelled that way)
Movie: Major Payne. One of my favorite back in the days.
voice actors for major payne. major payne ❌ mater from cars ✅
My son and I must have watched this movie together a thousand times
It brings back so many fun memories
Name movie?
@@fem0180 the name of the movie is Major Pain
Starring Damon Wayans
major Payne..love the 90s
I just got done watching Miss. This is that was my first time watching it and I loved it.
Major Payne Was The Best Military Trainer to make kids military soldiers
They way he opens the can has me dead
That made me laugh for 10 minutes straight 😂
Bro in the movie scrum nuts had me dieing💀!!!!!!
Nah even the little boy wanted to poison him😂😂 that fart was dead he fell😂😂😂