the rest of season 12 is only available via a $5 per month subscription at www.heinetwork.tv/episode/mass-no-time-to-die/, they recently made season 12 episode 1 free so I reuploaded it here to spread the word. They are still going at least as of 2024's season 15 Become a HEI member, its worth it imo. but I am obviously biased as I am his stalker
@@hendrixj.8356 if you binge watch it heavily you could get it all watched in a month, or just binge a season or 2 in 1 month then cancel before your charged again then do the same later when ur ready cuz im in the same boat
@@TimHeideckersStalker you don't have enough money Tim? as a flaming lib, shouldn't you just give us free access, a la Sam Seder? That's called praxis. I'm more of a theory guy, but ive heard of praxis.
I swear, this is all leading to Gregg murdering Tim and then sitting in his chair holding a bloody copy of "Bird on a Wire" and just starting at the camera, breathing heavily for 45 minutes.
That assumes Heidecker and Turkington actually want to do something with their not-even-half-baked, one-note, unbelievably-and-unlikeably-stupid characters who never evolve or face the consequences of their actions for no apparent reason. Heidecker plays the same stupid, incoherent idiot here as he does in every single thing he does and Turkington is a bitter douchebag mocking autistic and neurodivergent people. The two just want to keep doing the same stupid, pretentious, repetitious s*** over and over again until they die.
Felt like there was a touch of contention with Gregg’s title in the beginning of todays episode, would like to see those things tackled off screen just to spend a little more time on the movies
You know Greg's really onto something with this On Birthdays idea. As important as movies are I'd bee happy to tune in for a few episodes...nice and short for just when I'm switching out VCR's!
only available at www.heinetwork.tv/episode/mass-no-time-to-die/ via 5$ a month subscription And just get a Blu-ray player for gods sake, then you wouldn’t need to wait! You greggheads are all the same Fr talk I have the season downloaded but the hei subscription is really the way they make money and I want them to be paid for their work
I hope so, I have them I just don’t wana post them while it’s ONLY available on their network as 1 I love on cinema and want them to get paid for their work And 2 I don’t wana get in any copyright violations lol. I don’t make any money off this channel as I can’t even yet till I get a certain amount of subs, and I don’t think I would anyway since everything is copy written but allowed on RUclips, even the newer on cinema series but still am not posting until it’s free because the issues above lol But hopefully soon! As they are on season 15 and just made the first episode of 12 free a month ago
I feel the same. I have a subscription to HEI, but I didn't want to repost new episodes if it'll jam up what HEI is trying to do. At some point, however, it'll be okay to post them. Perhaps after the next season starts.
@@thatpart I HOPE DUDE I wana show the world what they are missing out on lol I wish they had a RUclips account of their own that they would post these on but RUclips money isn’t enough for the production value they are going for I assume
It was an accident, just like the electric sun -20- (excuse me I meant 19). Not Tim’s fault in anyway I would also not make defamatory remarks like that as we know Tim is the best lawyer in the nation
Most investors, having put everything they own into hei points™, won't be able to break the paywall. So when the rugpull comes, they won't know it, which just gives me a little pause because I borrowed $100k from Money Zap™ and put it all into hei points. I'm hopeful everything will be ok. I'm going without food for this week to keep up with Money Zap's™ interest payments. Thanks Tim and Money Zap!™
@@skyrimisforthenords8312 tim was just there to crank tunes and give the people a good night, and was PROVEN innocent He’s the best lawyer of all time and also never wanted any of that to happen
@@anthonytorres7282 I know it sucks but they no longer have sponsors or producers anymore and are making this out of their own pocket, so in my eyes I think it’s fair to paywall Cuz this show is expensive as hell transitioning sets every season let alone the Oscar specials But also if you binge watch it you can finish the whole series within 1 month so it’s kinda like just 5$ for the entire series And they email you 2 days before you get charged again so it’s real nice and easy to watch it all then cancel if ya can’t afford it
@@AdamHarrisongpl-projxikr probably showed her what’s next in the season and she understood, but still it’s just so cringey watching Toni and Tim but that’s also part of the joke lol
@@ColinItQuits “your thoughts on Fran-“ always gets me lmao First time watching I was fully expecting him to finish but say “your thought of Franz Ferdinand?”
the rest of season 12 is only available via a $5 per month subscription at www.heinetwork.tv/episode/mass-no-time-to-die/, they recently made season 12 episode 1 free so I reuploaded it here to spread the word. They are still going at least as of 2024's season 15
Become a HEI member, its worth it imo. but I am obviously biased as I am his stalker
You've inspired me to restart my HEI Network subscription. Thank you.
Hey it's James here from Blockbuster Victorville, Gregg hasn't returned The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey...
look i love the show but im a hei head and dont have 5 a month
@@hendrixj.8356 if you binge watch it heavily you could get it all watched in a month, or just binge a season or 2 in 1 month then cancel before your charged again then do the same later when ur ready
cuz im in the same boat
@@TimHeideckersStalker you don't have enough money Tim? as a flaming lib, shouldn't you just give us free access, a la Sam Seder? That's called praxis. I'm more of a theory guy, but ive heard of praxis.
You may have the suit and the bad boy attitude Gregg, but Tim got the girl.
He’s more Bond than you’ll ever be.
I swear, this is all leading to Gregg murdering Tim and then sitting in his chair holding a bloody copy of "Bird on a Wire" and just starting at the camera, breathing heavily for 45 minutes.
That assumes Heidecker and Turkington actually want to do something with their not-even-half-baked, one-note, unbelievably-and-unlikeably-stupid characters who never evolve or face the consequences of their actions for no apparent reason. Heidecker plays the same stupid, incoherent idiot here as he does in every single thing he does and Turkington is a bitter douchebag mocking autistic and neurodivergent people. The two just want to keep doing the same stupid, pretentious, repetitious s*** over and over again until they die.
Felt like there was a touch of contention with Gregg’s title in the beginning of todays episode, would like to see those things tackled off screen just to spend a little more time on the movies
Senior film critic, Former VFA president, special guest & Bond expert Gregg Turkington
THE AFTER-MASS!!!……..
I tried to buy a Tesla Cybertruck with my Hei Points…and it worked! 😃👍
Oh. Bought a worthless thing with a worthless thing. Apparently you can divide by 0. 🤷
Gregg is the film expert we deserve.
*Senior Hei Film Critic
@@TimHeideckersStalker would a critic know the runtime of the movie? Thats expert level.
Yea they would just look at the back of the box, it doesn’t take an expert to do that
I think Tim is a far superior film critic
@@MilesBeyondThePast this is a timhead only channel prepare to be banned (jk
As a devout Catholic I can confirm that I indeed mistook watching the film Mass for Mass Sunday service
You know Greg's really onto something with this On Birthdays idea. As important as movies are I'd bee happy to tune in for a few episodes...nice and short for just when I'm switching out VCR's!
only available at www.heinetwork.tv/episode/mass-no-time-to-die/ via 5$ a month subscription
And just get a Blu-ray player for gods sake, then you wouldn’t need to wait! You greggheads are all the same
Fr talk I have the season downloaded but the hei subscription is really the way they make money and I want them to be paid for their work
the first five bagger of the season
And I love how it’s the very first film they review lmao
@@timyo6288 And it's great that Hollywood is still making these kinds of movies!
Wow, I don't think they have ever awarded a coveted 5 bags of popcorn. We live in a special time
Real nice of Gregg to dress like a waiter to serve Toni her birthday cake! Oscer level devotion by Mr. Turkington! His friendship gets 5 bags
@@NicholasHume lol like what is he thinking with the completely white outfit
Perhaps the future episodes will make themselves over to RUclips. Thanks for this one! 🙏
I hope so, I have them I just don’t wana post them while it’s ONLY available on their network as
1 I love on cinema and want them to get paid for their work
And 2 I don’t wana get in any copyright violations lol. I don’t make any money off this channel as I can’t even yet till I get a certain amount of subs, and I don’t think I would anyway since everything is copy written but allowed on RUclips, even the newer on cinema series but still am not posting until it’s free because the issues above lol
But hopefully soon! As they are on season 15 and just made the first episode of 12 free a month ago
Same here. Don't want to mess up any revenue they can get for that season @@TimHeideckersStalker
I feel the same. I have a subscription to HEI, but I didn't want to repost new episodes if it'll jam up what HEI is trying to do.
At some point, however, it'll be okay to post them. Perhaps after the next season starts.
@@thatpart I HOPE DUDE I wana show the world what they are missing out on lol
I wish they had a RUclips account of their own that they would post these on but RUclips money isn’t enough for the production value they are going for I assume
Geniuses.kind of humor I grew with in Ireland in 60s 70s@@TimHeideckersStalker
What else do we have planned for today??? “James Bond” lmao
With birthday parties like dekkar, you cant lose
I’m lost is Gregg former president of the VFA’s or current?
Yes.
How dare Gorg bring up the Electric Sun 19
exactly, its equivalent to releasing a sex tape of him, how dare he
One word. Par excellencê!
Remember when Tim tried to murder Mark Porch. I will never forgive him.
It was an accident, just like the electric sun -20- (excuse me I meant 19). Not Tim’s fault in anyway
I would also not make defamatory remarks like that as we know Tim is the best lawyer in the nation
Tim is innocent!
Wait so if I’m watching on RUclips I don’t get my heipoints? Noooooo
watching on youtube actually deducts HEIPoints
@@non_brewed_condiment damn, you mean I’m in the negatives now? :( I might be FORCED into being a gregghead now due to my heipoint bankruptcy
if you become a gregg head you are banned
He's right
Gregghead here from way back. Can't we just focus on great movies like Oh, God and Bond?
Is the rest of the season exclusive to HEI network?
sadly yes :( ONLY on www.heinetwork.tv/ they only released the first episode as a free preview like a few days before I posted this one
between money zap and a significant investment in hei points ......im rich baby (thx money zap )
Most investors, having put everything they own into hei points™, won't be able to break the paywall. So when the rugpull comes, they won't know it, which just gives me a little pause because I borrowed $100k from Money Zap™ and put it all into hei points. I'm hopeful everything will be ok. I'm going without food for this week to keep up with Money Zap's™ interest payments.
Thanks Tim and Money Zap!™
I only tip with my Hei points
@@ojmcsimpson Hei points are the future, I’ll take em lmao
3:58 Marfla Plimp-tone
You accidentally cut out the Bond section.
That was Tim and I agree with his judgement because we have the new heroes like Jack Reacher
they argue about it next episode
Gregg got all dressed up for Bond lol. Wreckt
I miss that show like fucking heroin!
they are still on going on their website! it's 5$ a month tho they finished season 14 last year is called "On Cinema on Demand"
Thanks for the info. ❤ and thanks for posting!
www.heinetwork.tv/episode/mass-no-time-to-die/ is the link
@@TimHeideckersStalker 💗Got it! Thank you. 😸
I'm so close to being a Hei member
it is well worth it, the next few seasons are great
Where can i pirate? I need greggs expert opinion but i dont want hei points because i cant forgive tim
@@skyrimisforthenords8312 tim was just there to crank tunes and give the people a good night, and was PROVEN innocent
He’s the best lawyer of all time and also never wanted any of that to happen
Don't be a cheapskate!
@@happytrails151 yea, if it's only 5 bucks a month, I might just subscribe for a month and rack up as many hei points as I can
lol on cinema on bond
Should be a series
@@TimHeideckersStalker ya id tune in from time to time
Personally, I'm something of a movie snob; I won't watch a movie that doesn't get a 5 bag rating
fortunately, Hollywood doesn't make a lot of movies that aren't five-baggers
#HollywoodHead
@@michaelhudson2912I prefer we use #timhead hashtags only
Why the hell are they giving me these movies with these no names!!!
@@corpsegrinder88 even a Seth Rogan would work at this point, stop with the no names
Gregg needs to get on the HEI life and leave the past in the past.
He needs to be unburdened by what has been
the feeding tube thing this season is too far for me - it's just too much body horror
🎉🤩🤗❤
It's disappointing they put this behind a pay wall. 😢
@@anthonytorres7282 I know it sucks but they no longer have sponsors or producers anymore and are making this out of their own pocket, so in my eyes I think it’s fair to paywall
Cuz this show is expensive as hell transitioning sets every season let alone the Oscar specials
But also if you binge watch it you can finish the whole series within 1 month so it’s kinda like just 5$ for the entire series
And they email you 2 days before you get charged again so it’s real nice and easy to watch it all then cancel if ya can’t afford it
I wonder what his real life wife thinks about this sketch. Geez dude.
@@AdamHarrisongpl-projxikr probably showed her what’s next in the season and she understood, but still it’s just so cringey watching Toni and Tim but that’s also part of the joke lol
Mass, directed by can- ran- fan- ran- fan Kranz. Fran Kranz.
Your thoughts on Fran- on Mass?
@@ColinItQuits “your thoughts on Fran-“ always gets me lmao
First time watching I was fully expecting him to finish but say “your thought of Franz Ferdinand?”