Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 401 w/ Ari Shaffir

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  • @Tanner1990
    @Tanner1990 3 года назад +236

    I love rewatching older YMH episodes and hearing Tim and Tina talk about how crazy some of these people are and they have no idea who fed smoker is yet.

    • @anthonybowman6594
      @anthonybowman6594 2 года назад +9

      Fucking seriously. The Herkster definitely set the bar high.

    • @Tanner1990
      @Tanner1990 2 года назад +2

      Yes thank you! Sorry for the blasphemy..This was before they figured out it’s herkster not fed smoker 🙏🏻

    • @Greeezy
      @Greeezy 2 года назад +2

      *gestures the cross* ... the feather, yer done, and the holy fence ....

    • @drewcookies
      @drewcookies 2 года назад +8

      Its like touching a camera through a time traveling fence

    • @ezrodreezy28
      @ezrodreezy28 Год назад +7

      Yes... And Ari warned, he makes fun of dead celebs right after they die.

  • @1Challino
    @1Challino 3 года назад +42

    So cool to go back and watch these without 15 ads per show

    • @mikeythompson8331
      @mikeythompson8331 Год назад

      You know can pay to not see commercial? Like everything dude.

    • @ShredHarmonic
      @ShredHarmonic Год назад

      ​@@FallbackNkillEm that's a pretty matter-of-fact response considering you can pay YMH subscription money to not get the episodes with ad reads 🙃

    • @marctaylor1142
      @marctaylor1142 Год назад

      ​@@FallbackNkillEmThere's a Google extension that stops that

  • @michaelmelro6641
    @michaelmelro6641 7 лет назад +248

    Im so happy that these two met and married each other. Their sense of humour is so similar and it really helps having a cohort when cracking corny fart jokes lol.

    • @ttudoc5690
      @ttudoc5690 6 лет назад +4

      Michael Melro she really feeds his ego though.

    • @alanjudd7537
      @alanjudd7537 4 года назад +2

      @@patar3323 Fart Jokes Wear a bit Thin after a few Shows, lol, lol, lol

    • @maddogkilla1
      @maddogkilla1 3 года назад

      @@ttudoc5690 he really feeds her that D on the other hand

    • @elighzamzam6872
      @elighzamzam6872 3 года назад

      @@alanjudd7537 rft

    • @elighzamzam6872
      @elighzamzam6872 3 года назад

      @@ttudoc5690 gg

  • @mikehall4730
    @mikehall4730 7 лет назад +97

    I'm a caregiver for adults with autism and they do jerk it a lot and they have no shame. Keep it up mommies!

    • @shmooglecommentanalysisalg3232
      @shmooglecommentanalysisalg3232 7 лет назад +8

      Michael Hawley nursing homes are the same, just a little more wrinkly

    • @Gillon200
      @Gillon200 6 лет назад

      maybe they are just coming on to you?

    • @Scott-hh1dg
      @Scott-hh1dg 5 лет назад +1

      Wotdowwe G I couldn't tell?

    • @idab6864
      @idab6864 4 года назад

      @@wobbe6624 it's implied

    • @wobbe6624
      @wobbe6624 4 года назад

      @@Scott-hh1dg Thanks, wasn't sure..I blame autism.

  • @cryptekwizard8336
    @cryptekwizard8336 5 лет назад +13

    I know this is old...but I just love you guys. Every time I listen, my head lights up and my heart warms.

    • @dr.loomis4221
      @dr.loomis4221 2 года назад +1

      You may want to see a doctor if your head and heart are doing that.

  • @v.k.levigne
    @v.k.levigne 3 года назад +9

    I've been a mommy for a while now and I must say, Tina is definitely touched

  • @theidiotphilosopher2991
    @theidiotphilosopher2991 4 года назад +43

    1:39:30 Please refer to this clip in regards to the now infamous Kobe Bryant tweet.
    "Without condoning or condemning, I understand."
    - Dr. Manhattan

  • @aidanniland8848
    @aidanniland8848 4 года назад +21

    1:39:35 makes a lot more sense now after kobe

    • @inspectorconscious2388
      @inspectorconscious2388 3 года назад +1

      Bro in sitting on the shitter--with horrible squirts--and I started dying and think of that kobe tweet.😂🤣😂🤣

  • @tkcaapi2876
    @tkcaapi2876 7 лет назад +90

    Ari is mega chilled out after his holiday.

    • @deferencetodusk
      @deferencetodusk 7 лет назад +1

      4Kingc Jews speak Yiddish ya fuck

    • @djpuck5273
      @djpuck5273 7 лет назад +2

      Has he done anything funny since the amazing racist?

    • @nilnull313
      @nilnull313 7 лет назад +1

      This is not happening is great!

    • @jesseFNjames
      @jesseFNjames 7 лет назад

      DJ Puck if you rewatch amazing racist it doesn't hold up. When I first saw it I thought it was real

  • @williamramos3394
    @williamramos3394 5 лет назад +27

    I need to stop telling myself it’s a good idea to watch this show while im eating

  • @NobodyOfficial.
    @NobodyOfficial. 6 лет назад +119

    I like how christina doesn't like hebrew, BUT HER LAUGH IS ALL CHCHCHCHCH.

    • @matthewcordova
      @matthewcordova 4 года назад +6

      Dude, unwatchable. I want to hear the interview but it's just too much. She's just snorting and gasping for air the entire episode into the microphone!

    • @JB-kg1zv
      @JB-kg1zv 3 года назад +1

      @@matthewcordova She really is a gross person and she looks about 20 years older than Tom.

    • @drewgamezzz8482
      @drewgamezzz8482 2 года назад

      @@matthewcordova yeah frfr, like I just don’t get it tbh. It almost seems a bit forced sometimes too tbh.

    • @prundonmcavoy7155
      @prundonmcavoy7155 Год назад

      Let's talk about Bort Krishler... 😆

  • @Keeronin
    @Keeronin 7 лет назад +241

    49:22 Airy Schayfer in the house!

    • @tonyt8592
      @tonyt8592 7 лет назад +3

      Sack Attack Thanks, was curious when he'd be one.

    • @eckzztha
      @eckzztha 7 лет назад +1

      i hope to fuck this is when they shut up about gender and porn

    • @the_cheap_ones
      @the_cheap_ones 6 лет назад +4

      Wish he showed him the car backup video. He woulda laughed.

    • @TheSeeohhdee
      @TheSeeohhdee 6 лет назад

      Mo'fuggin' Alright Shaker!

  • @chase4086
    @chase4086 Год назад +3

    Hearing Christina say that she thinks working at Walmart would be fun and chill is just amazing lol.

  • @ChanceCottle
    @ChanceCottle 7 лет назад +2

    Was having a shitty day today, then I listened to your podcast. All the weird and random shit you guys talk about really helped cope with the day. Godbless you two for your podcast and your malarkey.

  • @trjslek999
    @trjslek999 7 лет назад +30

    mommy jeans doing a vietnamese impersonation 23:19

  • @arvesto
    @arvesto 4 года назад +2

    1:42:41 so funny how Tom just stares at Ari blankly while he plays the rub rub guy's drop

  • @KitsuneGod28
    @KitsuneGod28 6 лет назад +75

    I so need to watch all 400+ episodes of this.

    • @discgolfinrude
      @discgolfinrude 3 года назад +7

      How did the journey go? I just think the same thing

    • @KitsuneGod28
      @KitsuneGod28 3 года назад +4

      @@discgolfinrude I am at 410 right now from what i see ao far I like these podcast.

    • @cb7pwn
      @cb7pwn 3 года назад +1

      @@KitsuneGod28 it only gets more bizzare & disturbing.... hard to watch at times, the the Seguras are too loveable to stop watching

    • @BirdOfHermes83
      @BirdOfHermes83 3 года назад +2

      @@KitsuneGod28 it only took 400 you see if you liked it? Lol 😂

    • @KitsuneGod28
      @KitsuneGod28 3 года назад +1

      @@BirdOfHermes83 Episode 410 was the 1st one I watched I didn't know they got about other podcast to host and other things in the works.

  • @Cash_Alchemy
    @Cash_Alchemy 7 лет назад +2

    Thank you for hearing the voice of the fans and bring on more guest's, and LEGENDS at that!

  • @eliottfrost5224
    @eliottfrost5224 7 лет назад +75

    Anybody else miss Tom or black and Crazy Locs?

    • @everynamewastaken6962
      @everynamewastaken6962 7 лет назад +7

      For realz doe how-mie.

    • @kendrickgerald8854
      @kendrickgerald8854 7 лет назад

      everyname wastaken69 knoow whaat im saaayen?

    • @durr21
      @durr21 7 лет назад +7

      What about white folks? HEY CAUSE MY PIMPIN IS ON THE LOOSE, I'M THE ENGINE AND ALL THE HOE GOT TO DO IS BE THE MAHFUCKIN CABOOSE.

    • @guerillagames9871
      @guerillagames9871 7 лет назад

      *bursts out the back of a van*
      "TALKIN BOUT ME AND STUFF LIKE DAT!?"
      -Locs

  • @NoEdits704
    @NoEdits704 6 лет назад +29

    These are probably the best podcasts now, even better than JRE.

  • @klipser66
    @klipser66 4 года назад +67

    next time ask him what his favorite steak is, I bet it's Kobe

    • @maddogkilla1
      @maddogkilla1 3 года назад

      Actually its T bone without the bone

    • @user-sn2wb2zr7d
      @user-sn2wb2zr7d 3 года назад

      'Ask him what his favorite BEEF* is'
      You're welcome.

    • @klipser66
      @klipser66 3 года назад +2

      @@user-sn2wb2zr7d You're right. English is my third language so I'm getting there slowly :D

    • @RidgeRunner-Inc
      @RidgeRunner-Inc 3 года назад +1

      Underrated comment

  • @BruceWayneofCamelot
    @BruceWayneofCamelot 6 лет назад +1

    One of the best episodes. Fucked up subjects with no hang-ups.

  • @heavenbird9186
    @heavenbird9186 4 года назад +23

    going back and forth in all of YMH videos when Christina is pregnant and then not pregnant is a fucking emotional rollercoaster. And then Ari rears his ugly mug over the horizon.

  • @ChideNorms
    @ChideNorms 5 лет назад +6

    This is the kind of show that plays on the radio in GTA V’s Desert Talk Radio

  • @DrNo918
    @DrNo918 7 лет назад +3

    One of the best ever!!! I love Ari so much man im so glad he is back!!!!

  • @Ommateum
    @Ommateum 4 года назад +3

    1:34:35 broccoli contains more protein than red meat, the western diet includes meat in every meal when our ancient ancestors really ate meat maybe twice a week depending on the location, and it was lean, organic, and packed with more nutrients...

    • @KitchenerLeslie2
      @KitchenerLeslie2 4 года назад +1

      Mr. GoodWoods I’d say 90% of the people I know eat meat at every meal. It’s insane.

    • @Ommateum
      @Ommateum 4 года назад

      Kristie C There is actually more advanced technology being used to study the gut biomes of our ancient ancestors that contradict that notion and lots of studies have said that but we are not supposed to eat it as much as we do, look look up the blue zones in America, the area of ppl that live the longest are vegan for their religion. The way we digest food is most similar to the primate, who are pretty strictly vegan with the very occasional lizard or bird. Our guts are almost identical.

  • @jazwraps7178
    @jazwraps7178 6 лет назад +4

    Everytime a commercial comes on I think its Toms sound board and it kills me LMAO

  • @hunter_hult
    @hunter_hult 5 лет назад +9

    02:30:40 “Try-a-rrhea” had me crying at work

  • @nicolasdunn9062
    @nicolasdunn9062 5 лет назад +9

    When Christina says "any hoodle" it sets off my Google home

  • @rstilwell
    @rstilwell 7 лет назад +47

    They fold the toilet paper in half and feel if it sticks together.

    • @basstrammel1322
      @basstrammel1322 5 лет назад +4

      That makes a lot of sense. But I can see potential for failure.

    • @benderisgreat95able
      @benderisgreat95able 5 лет назад +3

      I just know what a dry asshole feels like...

  • @JohnWilliams-ee5ly
    @JohnWilliams-ee5ly 7 лет назад +52

    Christina "thats my tribe" P

    • @danm2084
      @danm2084 6 лет назад +2

      John Williams lol didn't wanna attempt spelling that last name huh? Good move.

    • @dpcsoup04
      @dpcsoup04 7 месяцев назад

      Still

  • @ehrehehreh
    @ehrehehreh 6 лет назад +57

    2:24:28 Christina couldn't be more wrong about working at walmart. There's no chill factor and as for no responsibilities you're under a Task Management system where you have to get done task in a certain time period, usually it's less time than it takes to complete the task. You have to start the task in the computer system and end it when you're done. There's always some manager constantly checking up on you all the way down to when you clock in or clock out for break. If you work hard you're rewarded with more sections and more responsibility but you're not paid more and in a lot of cases not thanked but bitched at if you can't get the extra work done fast enough. Not to mention how big these stores are, I bought a pedometer to find out I was walking upwards of 10 miles an 8hr night shift on top of working for a measly 10 dollars an hour.
    I once worked in a factory where I supervised 20 employees and it was far less stressful than being a standard employee at walmart. The whole walmart environment is setup to breed stress, I should have noticed the warning signs where mandatory participation in the creepy, cult-esque walmart cheer before each shift happens daily. It's a horrible place to work, it put me off of working retail for the rest of my life.
    tl;dr: walmart is a terrible and stressful place to work.

    • @OhNikk
      @OhNikk 6 лет назад +3

      eH reH eH reH i thought the walmart chant was a myth. Now I feel the pain in your soul.

    • @brunjolfsplerynko9633
      @brunjolfsplerynko9633 6 лет назад +6

      Working at walmart is a joke son. Try working as an industrial engineer, or a lab technician. You're timed, but what you do actually matters. If you fuck up at walmart, you accidentally put the beans where the tune goes. If you fuck up as an engineer, planes fall out of the sky.

    • @ratgxrl
      @ratgxrl 6 лет назад +1

      Nick i work at walmart and i swear the only time we’ve ever done the chant was at orientation

    • @ehrehehreh
      @ehrehehreh 6 лет назад +5

      @Highking Warmonger
      Well I see your point however I was a back room guy that ran multiple machines, as well as stocking multiple sections on the main floor. Take the forklift for example if I messed up I could have accidentally dropped a half ton pallet on someones head and killed them instantly or accidentally snagged a shelf when lifting a pallet up, which because the shelving wasn't bolted together (clipped in) could have caused the entire 100' long 30' high shelves to completely collapse. Filled with inventory it would not only cost hundreds of thousands of dollars but probably kill or badly injure anyone close by.
      I'm sure it's very stressful to be an industrial engineer so I'll empathize, but so can any job. I've worked construction jobs that I can guarantee were just as stressful as anyone's job, not matter how well trained or qualified you are. I guess maybe it depends on the person, I took on a lot of responsibility at Wal-Fart, but there was plenty of lazy people that rarely came to work, were always late and did a half ass job.

    • @ehrehehreh
      @ehrehehreh 6 лет назад +1

      @pIantprincess
      Yours may have been a more laid back walmart idk. The one I was at was brand new, I started working there before it was even open. They made us do it every night w/o fail. It felt like some high school prep rally, it was creepy and lets be honest night shift people aren't exactly the socializing type.

  • @Grimdark887
    @Grimdark887 4 года назад +42

    watching in 2019 and damn they are both so skinny in this

    • @spacedalien1044
      @spacedalien1044 4 года назад +8

      and the show's actually good

    • @Johnwilliams-th9hq
      @Johnwilliams-th9hq 4 года назад +1

      roofi shaffir is still pretty skinny

    • @XtheroCKER21X
      @XtheroCKER21X 4 года назад +7

      Watching this in 2020 and damn the world was so normal in this

    • @BirdOfHermes83
      @BirdOfHermes83 3 года назад

      Christina got a Bert gut in this episode!

    • @elifarmer3815
      @elifarmer3815 3 года назад

      They are pretty skinny right now

  • @Highfalutinloyd
    @Highfalutinloyd 7 лет назад +1

    Almost 3 hour episode + Ari!? It's a summer solstice miracle!!

  • @DoylePTB
    @DoylePTB 7 лет назад +11

    Get Bert, Ari and Tom onto JRE for a second Who's Fat challenge!

  • @OakvilleAdam
    @OakvilleAdam 6 лет назад +7

    This is my fourth podcast of Your Mom's House I've watched and you two are killing it! Keep up the excellent work, you two are the perfect pair :D Subscribed!

    • @dpcsoup04
      @dpcsoup04 7 месяцев назад

      Still a mommy I hope??? I’m rewatching old episodes

  • @wisterV
    @wisterV 7 лет назад +3

    "The sound of your awful language is what's bothersome." Real talk Tommy B!

  • @michaelmattice4986
    @michaelmattice4986 7 лет назад +1

    That intro music makes me smile and I haven't smiled since 1984 so...well done!

  • @shawngoodine9645
    @shawngoodine9645 7 лет назад +34

    Looks like Christina been following the Tom Bunz fitness plan.

    • @4kylekinn
      @4kylekinn 7 лет назад +13

      Has to look good for that bull dick

  • @futurenickford
    @futurenickford 7 лет назад +1

    Thanks for playing the song! Made our day!

  • @dartsxfaller5993
    @dartsxfaller5993 7 лет назад +62

    Ari looks like Ginobli.

  • @honestinsincerity2270
    @honestinsincerity2270 6 лет назад +18

    To hear him tell the story, it was literally a light bulb moment when ari realized he didn't believe his religion

    • @creeker81
      @creeker81 5 лет назад +1

      Ikr, literally!!

  • @DM94JAK
    @DM94JAK 6 лет назад +8

    This is CRAZYY but actually starting about a year ago just one random day I shit, it was very average, I wiped..... and it was perfectly clean and ever since every single wipe since then has been 100% clean and it's been MAGICAL it feels so amazing that every time I shit my game is so right and high level the toilet paper is as white after the wiping as it was before.

    • @brandonwilliams4628
      @brandonwilliams4628 5 лет назад

      I'm so jealous

    • @KitchenerLeslie2
      @KitchenerLeslie2 5 лет назад

      I don’t know, when I take a “phantom shit”, I’m slightly disappointed. Like, where’s the evidence?

  • @TheSeeohhdee
    @TheSeeohhdee 6 лет назад +2

    ari laughing @ 2:06:09 is great. he knew exactly what he did.

  • @BeakerInShortShorts
    @BeakerInShortShorts 6 лет назад +5

    Ari physically sits protected. He is such a guarded dude.

  • @rexcherry33
    @rexcherry33 5 лет назад +1

    I'm a new follower from the US and I work in Saigon as a biology teacher. I love playing YMH in the background while I'm around my flat. I want to vouch for Ari about the blow darts and the banana tricks. There's a hundred other things they do at those shows in Bangkok that he didn't mention. haha (Opening bottles of water, blowing out birthday candles, cracking eggs onto a hot plate) 1:10:58

  • @timfriday9106
    @timfriday9106 5 лет назад +10

    God I fucking love Ari. I wish i could go back and listen to every single one of your podcasts. U guys are fucking hilarious. i'm defo going to be keeping up from now on though.

    • @AZCaveMan480
      @AZCaveMan480 2 года назад +3

      I hope in the 2 years since you made this comment you figured out that you CAN go back and listen to every single episode. If not you're totally Tok'd.

  • @Spacebear1215
    @Spacebear1215 Год назад +1

    Now it makes so much sense why Ari got so much heat for saying things after Kobe died. He says something about Adam West 5 years ago and not enough people know/cared but the second he went after Kobe he gets lit the hell up by millions of Kobe fans.

  • @ChuckDuncan
    @ChuckDuncan 7 лет назад +9

    That new song was dope af!

  • @DMan-G
    @DMan-G 2 года назад +2

    The best would if someone tried to turn off the DVD Ari had to fight them off. Same with trying to leave the room 😂

  • @houstonreasons
    @houstonreasons 5 лет назад +4

    20:57 this is actually every scene in trailerpark boys

    • @cornjobb
      @cornjobb 4 года назад

      except it's funny.

  • @justinpharand8454
    @justinpharand8454 7 лет назад +16

    53:11 that Netflix bit was so damn funny

    • @deshawntrevon1843
      @deshawntrevon1843 7 лет назад +1

      im goggling the hole internet to find this sining

    • @Daniel_25
      @Daniel_25 7 лет назад

      DeShawn Trevon
      Prayer-eoke: Blessings Before Reading The Torah

    • @RyanBrown5
      @RyanBrown5 6 лет назад +1

      hole.
      sining.

  • @miles2237
    @miles2237 4 года назад +15

    I used to rent a room from a family I didn’t really know or like, and one time had to poop so I went to the bathroom pretty late at night, the family was still sitting at the dinner table just hanging out but I didn’t really feel bad about the blaster I was about to have. So when I got in there I just farted super hard, which echoed into the toilet making a massive boom. I then immediately knew it was a false flag so I stood up and left. As soon as I got back to my room I realized how weird they thought I was based on the fact I went to the bathroom just to rip a massive fart in the toilet bowl. Anyway beat me, piss on me, try it out!

    • @austezygotKUSH
      @austezygotKUSH 4 года назад

      Hey Miles. I promise you, no one gives a shit about your life

    • @miles2237
      @miles2237 4 года назад +3

      austin mcniel here’s the deal man, if you want u can get a lease and a key but you don’t have to be so negative...

    • @jordanmercier3616
      @jordanmercier3616 4 года назад

      @@austezygotKUSH always one of these on a reply comment.

  • @benjamincarter1437
    @benjamincarter1437 10 месяцев назад +1

    I watched the 600's, then i watched the 500's(covid times) now im onto the 400s. Im also caught up to the new episodes

  • @KitsuneGod28
    @KitsuneGod28 6 лет назад +7

    This my first podcast on RUclips. I like this couple.

    • @SHACOBES123
      @SHACOBES123 5 лет назад

      Even tho she talks about shit and farts a lot

    • @JoolianV
      @JoolianV 4 года назад

      Welcome, mommy

    • @joeyjiggy-bippers6382
      @joeyjiggy-bippers6382 4 года назад

      You're in for a treat bro! Just keep featherin' it, brother!

  • @godsfavoriteblister852
    @godsfavoriteblister852 4 года назад +3

    19:44 holy fedsmoker vibes!!!

  • @odybl
    @odybl 7 лет назад +4

    So weird when Ari says when it comes to kids he understands small parts of them.

  • @thronedefender8051
    @thronedefender8051 7 лет назад +8

    12 seconds in to my first podcast, already into it

  • @kaymackgee
    @kaymackgee 6 лет назад +3

    @16:00 Instant Family call back (Director said he did REAL bad in first audition) Congrats TBunz #bertisfatterthangarfieldthecat

  • @-k-b-
    @-k-b- 5 лет назад +2

    Spat my fucking drink out at that "fart your way out of a ticket" scenario XD

  • @tycberry
    @tycberry 7 лет назад +74

    Air-eee shaefer?!?

  • @maxgraves6968
    @maxgraves6968 7 лет назад +1

    I live in Ventura so I know that if you like Mexico, you're going to love Oxnard!

  • @jeffo.8966
    @jeffo.8966 7 лет назад +4

    it's embarrassing how many times I listened to Caper's mom's house rap

  • @paulie5B
    @paulie5B 6 лет назад

    OMG 1:53:51 "This is a funnier family" LOL that killedme

  • @sarahhoeppner9349
    @sarahhoeppner9349 2 года назад +9

    I'm just truly thankful that you guys exist seriously especially atm im dealing with a high risk pregnancy I'm at 16weeks & counting its been difficult to say the least I moved into our 1st home bought it and found out I was still pregnant all at the same time ( it was assumed I miscarried early on by the ob/ I had a horrible experience losing my son at just under 20weeks premature delivery he passed away 40min after and it has made this incredible terrifying for me and you guys always give me a break from fearing something is going to go wrong or from being as chill as possible right now which can be crazy making so I had to say I love the distraction you give to me thank you keepon keeping on .

    • @DrZbo
      @DrZbo 2 года назад +1

      All of that does kinda melt away for a minute when you hear top dog call in or watch fed smoker do his own dental work with a camping knife…
      YMH is insane but something honestly special

  • @possumlodge5368
    @possumlodge5368 7 лет назад +1

    From what I gathered about the Chapelle specials on Netfix: he already had two specials recorded that never aired, netflix made him an offer to produce 3 specials and BAM! 2 were already done, now he just needs to record 1 more.

    • @badfish41969
      @badfish41969 7 лет назад

      Will M so we can expect another one sometime in the next couple years? fucking sick

    • @ryansayne2308
      @ryansayne2308 7 лет назад +1

      Ray Slone I think this year actually!

    • @possumlodge5368
      @possumlodge5368 7 лет назад +1

      "The concert specials are Chappelle's first in 12 years. Two of the specials have already been shot but were never released. The third one will be produced specifically for Netflix. All three are set to release simultaneously in 2017."
      www.businessinsider.com/dave-chappelle-salary-netflix-comedy-specials-deal-2016-11

  • @furleysbrain
    @furleysbrain 7 лет назад +3

    This might be the first time I've warmed to Ari on a podcast before. He seems real chill

  • @hollywebber1461
    @hollywebber1461 3 года назад

    I'm crying with laughter at the would you rather

  • @pewpschute
    @pewpschute 6 лет назад +3

    That Wal-Mart thing... I cringed so hard I collapsed in on myself and became the singularity.

  • @8thlvlMage
    @8thlvlMage 7 лет назад

    This podcast put a new light on Ari for me. He doesn't seem so serious like on other podcasts.

  • @alstrontium2485
    @alstrontium2485 7 лет назад +5

    "I will trespass you"

  • @HIIMEMILYNICOLE
    @HIIMEMILYNICOLE 6 лет назад

    Saw Tom on Bobby's podcast and loved the episode - and found Your Mom's House through my podcast searches after, I love you guys! Possibly a tall order, but I would throw it out there and say if you could get Dave Chapelle on I would DIE

  • @TheIN10City
    @TheIN10City 7 лет назад +5

    Wish they would make episodes this long on the weekly :)

  • @NickMaddox0
    @NickMaddox0 6 лет назад +1

    Tom’s Bert impression is perfect

  • @jordanqueen8887
    @jordanqueen8887 7 лет назад +175

    So clearly Ari doesn't fit into any stereotypical physical features of Jewish people, but I think by losing the bet to Tom and totally being a Jew about it was probably the worst thing to have ever happened to the Jewish community.

    • @jordanqueen8887
      @jordanqueen8887 7 лет назад +33

      Kaci James I was trying to be terribly sarcastic but unless they come out with a sarcastic font it'll forever be difficult to diferenchiate between sarcasm and idiocy

    • @ryantrevis3659
      @ryantrevis3659 7 лет назад +10

      ill take those two pennies bahahahahah

    • @coralreefkeef
      @coralreefkeef 7 лет назад +10

      no your sarcasm just sucks ass Jordan

    • @jordanqueen8887
      @jordanqueen8887 7 лет назад +4

      CoralReefKeef well Idk if my sarcasm could suck ass? but it could definitely not be funny to some people. Oh well whatever.

    • @jordanqueen8887
      @jordanqueen8887 7 лет назад +2

      Kaci James and thanks for not going off on me ha. You have a good day as well.

  • @Bubwars
    @Bubwars Год назад +1

    That Walmart shit... The Home Depot I used to work at did some 'team building' thing. First and only job that once I decided I was done I just never went back or answered my phone. Worst.

  • @bigdaveyjoyce7890
    @bigdaveyjoyce7890 7 лет назад +4

    How happy seeing this video made me is fucking obscene.

  • @davidfoley6402
    @davidfoley6402 7 лет назад

    My favorite mispronounciation from a restaurant employee is when they say chipotle.... "chipoltay".
    Thanks for having the courage to talk about the real annoyances in life. Love the podcast. Huge fan.

  • @kdaddy9229
    @kdaddy9229 2 года назад +3

    Tom : I’m reading a book
    Christina : Is there a lot of pictures? Hahah! I zinged you!!!
    So immature and dumb but so awesome 😎 😂

  • @hayleymcdonald6219
    @hayleymcdonald6219 5 лет назад

    the humor is great between them

  • @SeaHorseGypsy
    @SeaHorseGypsy 7 лет назад +8

    Would you rather have a threeway with two of your oldest living relatives or have to wear a ten gallon hat everyday for the rest of your life.

    • @bryansaling7234
      @bryansaling7234 6 лет назад +8

      I WISH I had an excuse to wear a ten gallon hat every day for the rest of my life. "I know it's ridiculous, but I have to."

    • @davidgutierrez1729
      @davidgutierrez1729 4 года назад

      Yee-haw

  • @renesandoval9468
    @renesandoval9468 5 лет назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that would you rather eith the grandpa holy shit, a fucking commercial came on exactly after ari said "if your 17 your gonna come quick" 😂😂😂😂

  • @litarea
    @litarea 7 лет назад +37

    is it just me or is patty's video all fuzzy :/

  • @krapfantasy
    @krapfantasy 7 лет назад

    haha love this podcast so far. just gotta say though, talking your own language in public in secret is one of the great treats in life

    • @krapfantasy
      @krapfantasy 7 лет назад

      hahahaha and I love the electro remixes of ur samples. fucking badass

  • @Rob-ue6ij
    @Rob-ue6ij 7 лет назад +4

    I've been trying vegetarian out for a few weeks, I love meat, but god damn, you'd eat lasagna every fucking day for the rest of your life instead? There's so much delicious shit that doesn't have meat: pancakes, french fries, pizza, cookies, eggs, burritos, pasta, bread, cereal, soup, ice cream, grilled cheese, I question your sanity if you'd pick lasagna over that.

  • @BabyFoodChewer
    @BabyFoodChewer 4 года назад +1

    Foreshadowing the Kobe thing 1:39:30

  • @rallerallesson408
    @rallerallesson408 7 лет назад +14

    Ari sounds like a jewish Ice Poseidon

    • @Hevvvyyy
      @Hevvvyyy 6 лет назад

      Ralle Rallesson holy shit , cant unhear it

    • @Hallahanify
      @Hallahanify 4 года назад

      ENZA DENINO

  • @tylerwalsh7587
    @tylerwalsh7587 6 лет назад

    Dude that song at the beginning was DOPE!!!

  • @AnonymousFREEZEpOp1
    @AnonymousFREEZEpOp1 6 лет назад +20

    How is speaking a different language in public rude? Lmao

    • @lewis6590
      @lewis6590 6 лет назад +1

      it's fine to speak it, it's not cool to yell because you think no one can understand

    • @wearelivingmagic
      @wearelivingmagic 6 лет назад +2

      It is not.

    • @thismothafuckasaid7304
      @thismothafuckasaid7304 6 лет назад +6

      Lots of European immigrants, especially Italians, believed that when they came to America. They felt it was rude to speak their language in public bc others didn't understand it. They compared it to people whispering or making inside jokes, in front of others. It was not done out of respect

    • @NickPuentes
      @NickPuentes 6 лет назад +2

      I think they only mean around people who don't understand it. Like in public you should speak the native language if you are capable. If not, what can you do?

    • @kylekilb8475
      @kylekilb8475 5 лет назад

      This is a dumb question

  • @p1sa13
    @p1sa13 7 лет назад +1

    Those sky punches were on point

  • @MrJtin69
    @MrJtin69 4 года назад +4

    1hr 39 minute mark he called that he would make jokes on any celebs death

    • @snurdburglur
      @snurdburglur 4 года назад

      LOL

    • @monkeywang9972
      @monkeywang9972 4 года назад

      That bit came crashing down quick. He had really low visibility on what might occur, you never know what can blindside you.

  • @nigheist003
    @nigheist003 7 лет назад

    Ari and the Daniacs fucking KILLED ME. thank you aahhhhhhhhhh

  • @Alex-jb4zy
    @Alex-jb4zy 5 лет назад +3

    I want to find a girl I can share my crazy sense of humor with.

  • @blazedandconfused477
    @blazedandconfused477 7 лет назад

    The endless wipes happens when you don't squat during the wipes. I learned that from Big Jay Oakerson about a year ago.

  • @Tinininini-x6c
    @Tinininini-x6c 7 лет назад +19

    Aery Shaeffer

  • @squishytofu7822
    @squishytofu7822 3 года назад

    That's the best parody song they've played so far. That was awesome.

  • @D21UpstateNY
    @D21UpstateNY 7 лет назад +3

    Wow I had this podcast playing too loudly when the porn audio came on hahahaha

  • @tarmon768
    @tarmon768 5 лет назад

    Ari is the best.
    please have him back asap

  • @M941CheeseMan
    @M941CheeseMan 7 лет назад +4

    PSG beat Barca 4-0 in the first leg and in the second leg PSG scored another goal but Barca then came back and still won the game with 2 goals right in the last minutes of the game. Craziest game of football I've ever watched, you lads missed out.

  • @April_flowers483
    @April_flowers483 6 лет назад

    I don’t know what it is, but I love Ari.