Heathers: The musical - Full Soundtrack with Lyrics

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  • Опубликовано: 20 мар 2017
  • I know, there are numerous amounts of errors in the lyrics of this video. I am sorry.
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Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @cjck1344
    @cjck1344 5 лет назад +9609

    Shine a light: don’t kill yourself
    Shine a light reprise: actually

  • @stinkyfishy
    @stinkyfishy 4 года назад +10347

    Veronica: **tries to flirt with JD**
    JD: my mom died
    Veronica: wha-

    • @Rivenlore99
      @Rivenlore99 4 года назад +506

      when you know you messed up-
      I love watching in Freeze Your Brain when the actors who play JD just go "When mom was alive-" whoever plays Veronica will make a face or have some, "I just messed up" expression and its great

    • @carefreecruising9507
      @carefreecruising9507 3 года назад +170

      *Surprised pikachu face*

    • @orangejuice5290
      @orangejuice5290 3 года назад +140

      Nobody :
      Not a single soul:
      Not even an anime protagonist:
      Katara:

    • @seignee
      @seignee 3 года назад +73

      @@orangejuice5290 mY mOm uSed to fiX mE A sNacK

    • @rainyrose958
      @rainyrose958 3 года назад +18

      Bailey Law Ryan McCartan made a cover of dead mom

  • @RainyLittleMan
    @RainyLittleMan 3 года назад +2478

    Kurt: the only person in a musical to question why people are randomly singing

    • @Anonymous-sn4hu
      @Anonymous-sn4hu 2 года назад +470

      Well, he IS the smartest guy on the football team.

    • @tulipxoxo355
      @tulipxoxo355 2 года назад +41

      Where does he question it? Xx

    • @RainyLittleMan
      @RainyLittleMan 2 года назад +44

      @@tulipxoxo355 tbh idk what was going through my head when i posted this comment

    • @WicusIsntOkay
      @WicusIsntOkay 2 года назад +30

      Lmao Our Love Is God just came on-

    • @fashionablechangeling1988
      @fashionablechangeling1988 2 года назад +154

      @@tulipxoxo355 He's reacting to what JD is singing in Our Love is God. Ram is also seemingly aware that he's in a musical in beautiful when he hears Veronica criticise him

  • @idontexist166
    @idontexist166 3 года назад +1510

    Plot Twist: *After this entire musical, Veronica rides a motorbike up to Seattle and proceeds to attend North Shore High*

    • @kassp7945
      @kassp7945 Год назад +94

      WAIITTTT WHAT IF SHE MET THE PLASTICS. YKNOW FROM LIKE MEAN GIRLS.

    • @Mansihearts
      @Mansihearts Год назад +62

      And change her name, don't forget that

    • @someonewithunpopularopinions
      @someonewithunpopularopinions Год назад +83

      Changed her name to Janis, perhaps?

    • @nawrr7438
      @nawrr7438 Год назад +7

      north shore is in chicago

    • @girlbear7543
      @girlbear7543 11 месяцев назад +21

      Would be cool but the time line doesn't match heathers takes place in 1989 and mean girls is 2004

  • @rubes221
    @rubes221 4 года назад +7329

    *_September 1st, 1989_*
    _Dear diary_
    _today I couldn't find my diary, so I'm writing this on both of my Kung Fu Panda 2 DVD'S._

    • @pathoo8963
      @pathoo8963 4 года назад +111

      YEAH ! I HAVE THE REF ! I LOVE YOU😂😘

    • @namlag
      @namlag 4 года назад +70

      I GET THE REFERENCE XD

    • @hx.4s1b3
      @hx.4s1b3 4 года назад +41

      Vine reference

    • @abbi.brewer2742
      @abbi.brewer2742 4 года назад +58

      Did we just become best friends?🤣💀

    • @im_a_dimwit5899
      @im_a_dimwit5899 4 года назад +59

      I’ve never respected someone so much

  • @lunargalaxy__
    @lunargalaxy__ 5 лет назад +15222

    Veronica's future child: "Mom, how were your highschool years?"
    Veronica: *Vietnam flashbacks*
    "Explosive."

    • @elizabethsydney5664
      @elizabethsydney5664 5 лет назад +155

      Lunar Galaxy_ that’s putting it lightly 😂😂😂

    • @queenkaterose
      @queenkaterose 5 лет назад +78

      @@elizabethsydney5664 no shit XD

    • @thelemonverse5279
      @thelemonverse5279 4 года назад +160

      The real question is who tf is the dad?

    • @queenkaterose
      @queenkaterose 4 года назад +46

      Red The Smol Bean who knows

    • @dropme9294
      @dropme9294 4 года назад +150

      @@thelemonverse5279 hnnnnnn Ghost of JD

  • @scoutstrong3003
    @scoutstrong3003 3 года назад +794

    Me: thinking Blue was going to be sadness about Heather C.
    Ram: Heyyyyyyy rrrrrrronnicaaa
    Me: What in the actual hell

    • @madilynnlaidlow865
      @madilynnlaidlow865 3 года назад +8

      Ha ha

    • @artbycallie6816
      @artbycallie6816 2 года назад +14

      *spicy music intensifies*

    • @komi_the_cosplayer
      @komi_the_cosplayer 3 месяца назад +4

      *Thats shine a light reprise for you!*

    • @mjserrano32
      @mjserrano32 2 месяца назад +6

      Later on in the song “you make my balls so blue” 😭😭

    • @Batzs
      @Batzs Месяц назад +1

      “They feel like mittens, they’ll purr like kittens”

  • @littlepinkvelv
    @littlepinkvelv 3 года назад +561

    fact : "ich luge" means "i'm lying" in german. that's why in the movie, jd asked veronica if she knew how to speak german.

    • @idk-yi3ft
      @idk-yi3ft 3 года назад +7

      @Evy_Kitti_ Chan thank you

    • @Lovekaylapls11
      @Lovekaylapls11 4 месяца назад +6

      Ohhh

    • @Dungeon_Dunce2011
      @Dungeon_Dunce2011 7 дней назад

      I can also see that as actually being hte name of tranq bullets. Like you're lying about actually being dead.

  • @isabellas3353
    @isabellas3353 4 года назад +3831

    “make this whole town disappear”
    she didn’t mean literally, JD

    • @Nightmare-Rose
      @Nightmare-Rose 4 года назад +24

      pFF-

    • @pcong498
      @pcong498 4 года назад +30

      JD a psychopath so he took way too far

    • @karlea580
      @karlea580 4 года назад +45

      @@pcong498 to be fair, his life really fucked him up, like with his dad, and mom like... shit Id go fucking bat-shit too if my life was like that

    • @pcong498
      @pcong498 4 года назад +10

      Karlea I see where you are coming from but he still a bit cra cra

    • @karlea580
      @karlea580 4 года назад +20

      @@pcong498 ya, I'm not excusing what he did, I mean he still killed 3 people...but I think he can be forgiven, not excused, just forgiven

  • @iris_4763
    @iris_4763 4 года назад +9161

    “College will be paradise if I am not dead by June”
    JD: “Are you challenging me?”

  • @envyxxlilli
    @envyxxlilli 3 года назад +1215

    Say what you want, but I think the saddest part in this musical are Kurt’s last words:
    “You killed my best friend!” and “What does that mean?!”

    • @mr.blonde8984
      @mr.blonde8984 Год назад +110

      Honestly, I think it's easily the darkest scene in the show, uncontested

    • @cielphemister7084
      @cielphemister7084 Год назад +148

      His “stop being a dick” response to jd getting more and more deranged singing at him will never not make me laugh. I never even thought about how his last words were fear for his friend

    • @Charlotte_74
      @Charlotte_74 27 дней назад +3

      “I WAS JS KIDDING ABT THE BO DIDDLEY THING”

    • @alienorcatsim4136
      @alienorcatsim4136 18 дней назад +2

      "Stop being a jurk!"

  • @lussynerin9029
    @lussynerin9029 Год назад +817

    00:01 Beautiful
    08:18 Candy store
    11:10 Fight for me
    13:43 Freeze your brain
    16:34 Big fun
    20:45 Dead girl walking
    24:08 The me inside of me
    29:25 Blue (the cringe one 😂😅)
    32:12 Our love is god
    37:28 My dead gay son
    41:08 Seventeen
    44:16 Shine a light
    46:46 The tiniest lifeboat
    48:24 Shine a ligth (reprise)reprise
    49:04 Kindergarten boyfriend
    52:50 Yo girl
    54:38 Meant to be yours
    58:02 Dead girl walking (reprise)
    1:00:47 I am damaged
    1:01:58 Seventeen (reprise)

    • @makalasisty8813
      @makalasisty8813 Год назад +39

      Yes, blue is very cringe 😬

    • @idkhonestlyy
      @idkhonestlyy 11 месяцев назад +36

      Lmao blues my favorite looool

    • @noturpeach
      @noturpeach 11 месяцев назад +39

      @@makalasisty8813 it’s lowkey funny tho

    • @sydaneyfoxay6385
      @sydaneyfoxay6385 11 месяцев назад +47

      One time I changed my moms ringtone to this song and she threw it on the floor and screamed 💀

    • @gayngelwzyt
      @gayngelwzyt 11 месяцев назад +12

      @@sydaneyfoxay6385LMAO

  • @maisy1125
    @maisy1125 4 года назад +4877

    all those riverdale fans not knowing how good these songs actually are. smh

    • @shark_waifu
      @shark_waifu 4 года назад +380

      @@runvegan_1401 It still scares me. Their terrible harmony, their changed lyrics-
      "You just gotta prove you're not a *DOOR KNOB* anymore"
      Oh god oh frick-

    • @anahitamunagekar5423
      @anahitamunagekar5423 4 года назад +62

      Right, my friends and I were cringing to the max

    • @creativeusername3650
      @creativeusername3650 4 года назад +121

      My friend watches riverdale and says she liked the songs, I nearly had a heart attack

    • @creativeusername3650
      @creativeusername3650 4 года назад +49

      Karina Snaith Hernandez
      Yeah she did

    • @effster5997
      @effster5997 4 года назад +63

      I actually didn't know about it until Riverdale I thought their episode was good u til I watched the movie and then the musical and I was like never mind the Riverdale version is crap

  • @panda-qv5nq
    @panda-qv5nq 4 года назад +11179

    "College will be paradise if I'm not dead by June-"
    The Coronavirus: *b e t*

  • @ghoulzrcool
    @ghoulzrcool 2 года назад +667

    "Yo girl" is such an underrated song, I personally think it's excellent too.

  • @marshmallopanda_7113
    @marshmallopanda_7113 3 года назад +195

    dude the fact that miss flemming was low key disappointed that veronica wasn’t dead in dead girl walking reprise because she “threw together a wonderful ceremony”-

  • @aidenisntcool3553
    @aidenisntcool3553 5 лет назад +3326

    *JD* : the only place that heathers and Marthas can get along is in heaven!
    *me* : bold of you to assume Duke and Chandler are going to heaven

  • @skeleph0bia
    @skeleph0bia 4 года назад +4528

    jd in movie: drink 1 slush
    jd in musical: shlsuh god i lovve slush gimmE thAt sluSh sluSHee god yeS sluSh-

  • @anonymouswind1
    @anonymouswind1 3 года назад +242

    Idk what it is about Dead Girl Walking Reprise but it feels so...haunting. Like just the contrast of Veronica going to stop JD from blowing up the school while the students and faculty are so unaware of the danger they're in, not to mention the chant they're singing if foreshadowing their possible demise

    • @g4m3rpengu1n4
      @g4m3rpengu1n4 6 месяцев назад +7

      IKR, I LISTEN TO IT ON REPEAT

  • @Cameranistalkingagain
    @Cameranistalkingagain 3 года назад +191

    I know we’re all crying but......
    When Jd was about to die he kept repeating “our love is god” because he wants Veronica to say it with him

  • @htbahb
    @htbahb 4 года назад +16543

    God I don’t remember high school musical being this dark

    • @missmarreynolds
      @missmarreynolds 4 года назад +247

      Me neither...

    • @KittyKayleeRose
      @KittyKayleeRose 4 года назад +290

      I do. Like in that o- wait no that was a different musical. Um well there was that one ti- nope, wrong musical. Ok, I got nothing

    • @arlann-
      @arlann- 4 года назад +320

      Well it's confirmed. Avenue Q is the dark Sesame Street, and Heathers is the dark High School Musical. Seems accurate.

    • @xxlemonchildxx3070
      @xxlemonchildxx3070 4 года назад +130

      Welp heathers are not just a musical It's a *Musical*

    • @sassybubbles6188
      @sassybubbles6188 4 года назад +23

      @Kyoka ツ 👁️👄👁️

  • @scrapscribbles2475
    @scrapscribbles2475 5 лет назад +6363

    In another dimension, Heathers, Be More Chill, and Dear Evan Hansen, and Mean Girls are at the same high school. Whew.

    • @jshankar2391
      @jshankar2391 4 года назад +452

      Is Hamilton there too? Are they like the teachers?

    • @AJ-os1pq
      @AJ-os1pq 4 года назад +705

      Jesus Christ. That’d be one hell of a cafeteria.

    • @Reggie_la
      @Reggie_la 4 года назад +582

      deadliest high school ever

    • @lilyflower50099
      @lilyflower50099 4 года назад +417

      And they only teach American history

    • @aaaplayz5528
      @aaaplayz5528 4 года назад +382

      Top ten things that could kill humanity in a second

  • @captaincharlie_
    @captaincharlie_ 3 года назад +957

    Kindergarten boyfriend: exists, has a strong meaning and is extremely important to Marthas story.
    Me: not being able to focus on anything other than wondering how TF she remembers kindergarten so well

    • @creativ-ish
      @creativ-ish 3 года назад +12

      LMAO

    • @Bgdf007
      @Bgdf007 Год назад +27

      I can kind of remember kindergarten well, lol. Its because it was during the years I was actually happy and naive :) But got bullied/teased everyday *still do*

    • @captaincharlie_
      @captaincharlie_ Год назад +7

      @@Bgdf007 I'm sorry love. My recommendation might make me a bad example but if they put their hands on you, fuck em up. Bullies tend to leave someone who beats the shit out of them alone

    • @Bgdf007
      @Bgdf007 Год назад +2

      @@captaincharlie_ I'd get in so much trouble but i'm willing to kick them higher than their shins. Still would get in a lot of trouble so I just yell at them. They still try to annoy me each day. I've gone numb from it so it doesnt bother me a lot.

    • @captaincharlie_
      @captaincharlie_ Год назад +6

      @@Bgdf007 I wasn't bullied, but my mom was and she did exactly what I'm about to suggest. The girls at school would hit her, and my grandma told her to fight back. So the next morning, she wore a sweater to school with really big wooden buttons (length of a golf ball, thin but very wide.) on it, balled it up around her fist, and waited for the bully to almost hit her before she used that very sweater to beat her bully with. She never picked on my mom again.
      My advice?? Fight back. Yeah you might get in trouble, but if you fuck em up enough they'll leave you alone. Not too much to cause _serious_ problems but enough to "educate" them. But, you should wait until they do (or almost do) something sever enough for you to claim self defense.
      If you can't physically fight, no problem, I can't either. But what I'D do is worse. I'd pull a "Malcolm In The Middle".
      If Bullies got super close up in MY face/personal space, here's what I saw on TV (MITM) that I'd do if I ever needed to fuck someone up:
      Hit them hard (not enough to cause serious damage) with your bag. But make sure you put a brick in it before you leave the house. If you fuck them up just enough to leave you alone for good, might be worth it.
      But again, I'M A HORRIBLE INFLUENCE 🤣🤣

  • @pixelfiend7292
    @pixelfiend7292 3 года назад +126

    I know Veronica said “college will be paradise if I’m not dead by June” ironically, but she almost didn’t make it to June

    • @BowsandAros
      @BowsandAros 8 месяцев назад +6

      I actually made a like minute long song where she does die by June since JD actually does die from the shot and can’t take the bomb. It’s just a reprise of Beautiful.

  • @markharlow946
    @markharlow946 4 года назад +4956

    Veronica when she finally marries that lawer:
    Lawer: "so any ex's we should invite to the wedding to make jealous hahah"
    Veronica: *ptsd intensifies*

    • @savannahtoman8737
      @savannahtoman8737 4 года назад +73

      Mark Harlow lawyer*

    • @sopita2236
      @sopita2236 4 года назад +36

      He’s dead tho

    • @beka3166
      @beka3166 4 года назад +93

      @@sopita2236 do you know what PTSD is???

    • @skylar8277
      @skylar8277 4 года назад +104

      I think id get more ptsd inviting him considering hes fucking dead

    • @KittyKayleeRose
      @KittyKayleeRose 4 года назад +47

      @@projectasher1 what the actual fuck?😂

  • @matt_chris0
    @matt_chris0 4 года назад +4664

    "Dead Girl Walking" is like "Say No to This" on crack.

    • @Rivenlore99
      @Rivenlore99 4 года назад +235

      but they're both into it, so....

    • @nataly9139
      @nataly9139 4 года назад +181

      Riven Lore I mean both Ham and Maria seemed pretty into it-

    • @Rivenlore99
      @Rivenlore99 4 года назад +91

      Cyanide Well he had a wife and he was trying to tell himself not to, so I don’t really think it’s the same thing. Also they were adults and these two were high schoolers

    • @andpeg
      @andpeg 3 года назад +146

      @@nataly9139 Maria was in it because her husband was going to kill her daughter if she didn't do it. Hamilton had a choice, she didn't.

    • @Chesh_.
      @Chesh_. 3 года назад +21

      You are not wrong

  • @omniarch8078
    @omniarch8078 2 года назад +152

    My favorite part about the soundtrack even if it’s minuscule is
    Our love is god: “I’d trade my life for yours”
    I am damaged: “I’ll trade my life for yours”

  • @lenaanderson2337
    @lenaanderson2337 2 года назад +338

    I have two things to say about this soundtrack:
    1: THE HARMONY BETWEEN MARTHA AND VERONICA AT THE END IS BEAUTIFUL IT GIVES ME CHILLS EVERY TIME
    and 2: Alice Lee is so friggin talented like shine a light reprise AHHH

    • @Dadoodadaydee
      @Dadoodadaydee Год назад +1

      beautiful HEATHERS REFERENCE 🤨🤨🤨😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

    • @starmein
      @starmein 11 месяцев назад +1

      111th like >:)

  • @milkatomor4929
    @milkatomor4929 4 года назад +2460

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE GOTH GIRL WHO SAID "HEATHER TOUCHING ME..."

    • @miamafalda1118
      @miamafalda1118 4 года назад +278

      A whole ass mood. It's me. I'm the goth girl.

    • @shoutaaizawa3614
      @shoutaaizawa3614 4 года назад +353

      Vampire lesbian culture.

    • @beeparadise9631
      @beeparadise9631 4 года назад +207

      I was Heather c in a play and i laughed on stage when that happened

    • @ax3247
      @ax3247 4 года назад +91

      That was me. I'm sorry.

    • @averynored6249
      @averynored6249 4 года назад +83

      IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT FOR 2 YEARS

  • @adamkaltenbach7696
    @adamkaltenbach7696 5 лет назад +2948

    V: does your mommy know you eat all that crap?
    JD: not anymore
    JD: when mom was alive-
    V: 😨

  • @OliviaLuvsPickles
    @OliviaLuvsPickles 3 года назад +207

    I love that whoever played Veronica actually sounds like Winona Ryder

    • @-leahplays-5913
      @-leahplays-5913 Год назад +30

      She looks like her too! Look up Barrett Wilbert Reed and Winona Ryder, their hair and facial features are very similar!

    • @theamatthews7043
      @theamatthews7043 Год назад +15

      Yes, especially when in "our love is god" she calls Kurt sport

  • @joeyy6407
    @joeyy6407 3 года назад +343

    Veronica: hey can you, like, stop killing our classmates?
    JD: Y'all hear something?

  • @anangelstavern
    @anangelstavern 5 лет назад +12446

    Now hear me out, Heather's but from JDs perspective

    • @salxd5384
      @salxd5384 5 лет назад +469

      yes fucking please
      :)

    • @elizabethsydney5664
      @elizabethsydney5664 5 лет назад +443

      Now! Someone make this please 🙏🙏🙏

    • @melindadapotato8097
      @melindadapotato8097 5 лет назад +208

      Bubblegum Bloke please make this happen

    • @antisocialheadphoneskid4564
      @antisocialheadphoneskid4564 4 года назад +486

      There could be a novel like Dear Evan Hansen did. In the book it showed Connor's pint of view.

    • @aster7986
      @aster7986 4 года назад +91

      YES I NEED THIS IS MY LIFE

  • @trash1804
    @trash1804 5 лет назад +3900

    Veronica: *We don’t choose who lives or dies*
    Me: *Well... you did three times.*

    • @Madi-up3jv
      @Madi-up3jv 4 года назад +40

      I died

    • @jorgecm8258
      @jorgecm8258 4 года назад +203

      We don't choose who lives or dies OR tell our stories

    • @salientspoon3789
      @salientspoon3789 4 года назад +99

      "You're problems seem like life and death" "I promise they're not!"
      Hehe.. Little does Veronica's mom know that they ARE life and death.

    • @Sunny_986
      @Sunny_986 4 года назад +35

      @@Madi-up3jv so did the 3 ppl Veronica killed-

    • @ANT-kl7ol
      @ANT-kl7ol 4 года назад +52

      JD chose if Chandler died in the MOVIE
      (He saw that Veronica grabbed the wrong cup)
      JD shot both Kurt and Ram
      (Veronica missed Kurt just to see how he would react)

  • @valentinemiller8680
    @valentinemiller8680 3 года назад +138

    Veronica: *makes a shitty attempt at flirting*
    JD: So you see, it all started when my mom died, then-

  • @judeaezra2522
    @judeaezra2522 3 года назад +114

    Imagine heather chandler's sipping tea and watching all the drama from the afterlife.

    • @user-cn7dy7hw6h
      @user-cn7dy7hw6h 4 месяца назад +10

      And as people start dying they just appear with a comical pop sound.

    • @Alix_303
      @Alix_303 2 месяца назад +6

      late, but that's basically what happens (except it's dry cleanear instead of tea)

    • @noahrobinson8253
      @noahrobinson8253 26 дней назад

      Munching on corn nuts

  • @theo-wv7lf
    @theo-wv7lf 4 года назад +2959

    Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this?
    Me: Freeze your BRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIN
    Therapist: No.

  • @isaiah9501
    @isaiah9501 4 года назад +6028

    So If only Veronica had a motorbike non of the horrible stuff couldve happened?

    • @abikay6126
      @abikay6126 4 года назад +456

      Somebody should have gotten this girl a motorbike
      Edit: or not you know I'm kinda glad she didn't have a motorbike cuz the musical would be kinda boring.

    • @cindersnows
      @cindersnows 4 года назад +102

      @@abikay6126 or JD could follow her and kill 3+ people and nearly blow up a school and then blow himself up
      i'm writing that now

    • @kokoawolf7243
      @kokoawolf7243 4 года назад +288

      I could change my name and a ride up to Seattle. I mean I do have a motorbike, that’s an option that I like. Spend the next 30 hours getting readyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @cindersnows
      @cindersnows 4 года назад +24

      @@kokoawolf7243 y e s

    • @Choco.Ch3rr1
      @Choco.Ch3rr1 4 года назад +133

      @@kokoawolf7243 Speed up the ride I'm a dead girl driving!

  • @maddy7101
    @maddy7101 3 года назад +179

    Whenever JD says "This needs to be good enough to fool the COPS," it reminds me of a kid telling his sister to write neater on the shopping list, writing legos or something. "Look, if you want those toys, this has gotta be good enough to fool mom."

  • @lilac_reed
    @lilac_reed 2 года назад +56

    memorizing this entire musical in order to recite it this fall when I start my senior year

  • @zoeloreanne3777
    @zoeloreanne3777 5 лет назад +5522

    When your bf kills three people, what do you do?
    *sInG*

    • @hannahyt8313
      @hannahyt8313 5 лет назад +16

      Zoë Loreanne the caption letters spell IG 😂😂😂

    • @queenkaterose
      @queenkaterose 5 лет назад +3

      😂😂

    • @brokendreams8291
      @brokendreams8291 4 года назад +6

      STOMACH, INSTEP, NOSE AND GROIN no I’m joking XD

    • @bertarangelfamily
      @bertarangelfamily 4 года назад +8

      Zoë Loreanne nah watch him explode lol

    • @gabbygibson8321
      @gabbygibson8321 4 года назад +5

      Zoë Loreanne lets be SEVENTEEEEEEEEEEEEN

  • @counterfeitubiquity
    @counterfeitubiquity 5 лет назад +6530

    WAIT.
    ms fleming said that it was the loveliest suicide note she ever read.
    ...how many suicide notes has she read...?

    • @hannahchatat
      @hannahchatat 5 лет назад +305

      Rachelle Can Draw enough to freeze her brain

    • @tulipallium
      @tulipallium 4 года назад +271

      wait...
      that's illegal-

    • @sollux4383
      @sollux4383 4 года назад +260

      Wait...
      How many years has she been in tho school-?

    • @aquastartv1895
      @aquastartv1895 4 года назад +251

      How many candy stores has she been to?

    • @polinakostikova3324
      @polinakostikova3324 4 года назад +30

      ну,она же психолог,нет?

  • @ringmaster_clownzer
    @ringmaster_clownzer 3 года назад +96

    when you have this musical in the background as you do homework, especially after you listened to Hamilton, you start to realize how short it is compared to it.

  • @user9780
    @user9780 Год назад +335

    I’m sorry but can we all agree this soundtrack is addicting?

  • @caduceusdraws
    @caduceusdraws 4 года назад +5682

    JD: "I don't learn the names, don't bother with faces"
    "youre planning your future, Veronica Sawyer"
    He actually bothered to learn her name, he already set her apart :0

    • @tulipallium
      @tulipallium 4 года назад +102

      omg u rite

    • @cheshthegreat3323
      @cheshthegreat3323 4 года назад +34

      The color of the comments are green...

    • @uselessalgae9381
      @uselessalgae9381 4 года назад +95

      @Karina Snaith Hernandez and when a frightened dog is cornered it becomes dangerous

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 4 года назад +83

      “Monsters are most dangerous when they’re afraid.”
      -Red Queen

    • @moonlover2224
      @moonlover2224 4 года назад +12

      i was thinking about that 2 nights ago at 3 am

  • @bellaclarke2632
    @bellaclarke2632 6 лет назад +1752

    "There's no alcohol in here, are you trying to poison me?" Tbh that's a mood

    • @liamwhite3522
      @liamwhite3522 5 лет назад +30

      *looks at Heather Chandler*

    • @rayne4767
      @rayne4767 5 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @scoliosis_core2455
      @scoliosis_core2455 5 лет назад +15

      Honestly, I think it’s foreshadowing

    • @rynahall5251
      @rynahall5251 5 лет назад +1

      So, for whatever reason i scrolled down before switching tabs, and i come back to this tab, this comment is being shown RIGHT as the line is being said. I'm laughing so hard rn

    • @Coeurlarme
      @Coeurlarme 5 лет назад +4

      it's pretty sad if "that's a mood" :/

  • @ezabellaharnold7545
    @ezabellaharnold7545 2 года назад +126

    I will now be auditioning for EVERY PART in the musical

    • @weirdmusickid6953
      @weirdmusickid6953 2 года назад +2

      Lol yes

    • @claragemheart581
      @claragemheart581 Год назад

      Hey, i want to do that too XD

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom Год назад +1

      I'm currently auditioning for Beetlejuice in a performence of the musical and thanks to my unhealthy obssession with musicals and Alex Brightman I think I got the part

    • @leonkennedyenthusiast
      @leonkennedyenthusiast Год назад

      @@Xeorboomdid you get the part?

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom Год назад

      @@leonkennedyenthusiast yep

  • @beenewton1326
    @beenewton1326 3 года назад +45

    I have insomnia and can't sleep without background music, listened to this all throughout the night and slept better than I ever have.

  • @smilingflowers1532
    @smilingflowers1532 4 года назад +6898

    Vernoica's Kids: Mom, I don't know whether this guy is good for me....
    Veronica: How many people has he killed?
    Kid: none...?
    Veronica: How many schools did he blow up?
    Kid: None...?
    Veronica: Does he like slushies?
    Kid: No, not really, no.
    Veronica: Oh, He should be perfect then.

    • @kendralandry11
      @kendralandry11 4 года назад +352

      If they don't like slushies, they ain't worth it 😳

    • @UwU-nm5tq
      @UwU-nm5tq 4 года назад +34

      Smiling Flowers Facts 🤣🤣🤣

    • @xuantran3132
      @xuantran3132 4 года назад +20

      Smiling Flowers

    • @aubreboone2118
      @aubreboone2118 4 года назад +149

      "mom are you ok...?"

    • @savannahtoman8737
      @savannahtoman8737 4 года назад +26

      Honestly I would have let him blow up my school🤣🤣🤣

  • @momofthesquad8379
    @momofthesquad8379 4 года назад +881

    STORYTIME:
    I was at target listening to the album, and Candy Store had just come on. Someone called me, so I had to pause the song. We finish talking, and I hang up. Candy Store starts again. Keep in mind it was the very beginning of the song. Before they had even begun singing. All I heard:
    *"DiCk"*

  • @jwashere3667
    @jwashere3667 3 года назад +180

    Veronica: I believe I'm a good person
    Also Veronica: *kills a heather*

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom Год назад +6

      well unintentionally but yeah I thought the same

    • @Chirp-chirp
      @Chirp-chirp Год назад +2

      But it's intentional though because she, at least in the musical, didn't stop JD from pouring in the drain cleaner and she herself handed Heather the mug (speaking of, she knew it would kill Heather because that's what she tells JD)

    • @ogletreeacademy6779
      @ogletreeacademy6779 2 месяца назад +6

      @@Chirp-chirp in the movie and the musical she kisses jd and gets distracted and grabs the wrong cup, and also i in the movie jd hands heather the cup

  • @thegamingraven2184
    @thegamingraven2184 3 года назад +91

    I decided to leave this playing in my car and I was playing it pretty loud but assumed other cars couldn’t hear me. So when the guy says “I’d like to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse and leave her tied up for the rats” part came on, the person in the car next to me looked over. Guess it was a lot louder than expected. To be fair, they had their window down but that will never get less scary

  • @cassidydumont5996
    @cassidydumont5996 4 года назад +2675

    i guess you could say JD has an ummmmmm. explosive personality...

    • @Rivenlore99
      @Rivenlore99 4 года назад +58

      ah....explosive indeed.

    • @HWest-lh7kf
      @HWest-lh7kf 3 года назад +96

      Are you kidding me, he was the *bomb*

    • @lemonboi425
      @lemonboi425 3 года назад +23

      JD is my man

    • @iamchanman4041
      @iamchanman4041 3 года назад +28

      I didn’t understand this before, but now I do...

    • @park_005
      @park_005 3 года назад +13

      Destructive as well

  • @celestick7548
    @celestick7548 6 лет назад +1591

    Is nobody appreciating how Veronica (half-drunk) btw, climbed up to J.Ds bedroom window with literally no ladder.

    • @clefaaable103
      @clefaaable103 5 лет назад +88

      As someone who lives in a home with no second floor i can say you don't need a ladder.

    • @4thmoonkda33
      @4thmoonkda33 5 лет назад +127

      who need a ladder when youre secretly sPiDeR mAn

    • @vannavee597
      @vannavee597 5 лет назад +20

      @@totagarboua8540 Trailer park most likely, renting.

    • @airealsmith160
      @airealsmith160 5 лет назад +15

      @Naseeb Dhaliwal Shit, I never thought about that. Headcanon accepted.

    • @genaives3140
      @genaives3140 5 лет назад +44

      Spider-Man, Spider-Man, can do whatever a Veronica can.

  • @animationsnake7680
    @animationsnake7680 Год назад +299

    0:00 - Beautiful
    8:18 - Candy Store
    11:10 - Fight For Me
    13:42 - Freeze Your Brain
    16:33 - Big Fun
    20:45 - Dead Girl Walking
    24:10 - The Me Inside Of Me
    29:26 - Blue
    32:12 - Our Love Is God
    37:27 - Dead Gay Son
    41:08 - Seventeen
    44:15 - Shine A Light
    46:46 - Lifeboat
    48:24 - Shine A Light (Reprise)
    49:03 - Kindergarten Boyfriend
    52:49 - Yo Girl
    54:38 - Meant To Be Yours
    58:02 - Dead Girl Walking (Reprise)
    1:00:48 - I Am Damaged
    1:02:15 - Seventeen (Reprise)

  • @uniquelyunis2316
    @uniquelyunis2316 3 года назад +71

    “All endings are happy endings, if you’re not happy it’s not the end”
    -My friend told me this but I forgot who said it.

  • @sillyfacecupcake8366
    @sillyfacecupcake8366 7 лет назад +3718

    I just love the smell of no ads *dramatic sniffing*

  • @notsocoolio7282
    @notsocoolio7282 7 лет назад +4738

    "You look like hell."
    "I just got back."
    ORIGINAL QUOTE HERE PEOPLE
    Who's seen the movie here, except for me?

    • @scytheyer
      @scytheyer 7 лет назад +29

      Meee

    • @hyomihyun5539
      @hyomihyun5539 7 лет назад +179

      Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw! I SAW IT TOO

    • @juliaanne2263
      @juliaanne2263 7 лет назад +35

      hI HI HI I WATCHED IT FOUR TIMES AT MY GRANDMA'S

    • @xXdAyDrEaMsXx
      @xXdAyDrEaMsXx 7 лет назад +35

      Imnottellingyou myname I'VE WATCHED IT A BILLION TIMES

    • @jellybean1528
      @jellybean1528 7 лет назад +26

      Que sera? Que sera?
      I've watched it a lot of times

  • @_maddiezs
    @_maddiezs 2 года назад +120

    “VERONICA open the, open the door please” dumbledore said calmly

    • @weirdmusickid6953
      @weirdmusickid6953 2 года назад +5

      Why did I laugh so hard

    • @wondertweek132
      @wondertweek132 Год назад +6

      I actually used that joke on my friend and she was just "Who the fck is Veronica?"

  • @Dani17-gc6up
    @Dani17-gc6up 4 месяца назад +41

    I'm puting mark stamps because I'm a good soul, so here they are:
    0:00 Beautiful (cool song, I like it~)
    8:19 Candy store (my second favorite of course)
    11:11 Fight for me
    13:44 Freeze your brain
    16:34 Big fun (the one you can put in any Bachelorette and make sense out of it
    20:47 Dead girl walking
    24:10 The me inside of me
    29:26 Blue
    32:14 Our love is God
    37:28 My dead gay son (wish my parents where like that)
    41:09 seventeen (beautiful song) (haha, get it BEAUT- ok I'll stop)
    44:17 shine a light
    46:48 lifeboat
    48:25 Shine a light (reprise) (the one where Heather Duke is a MASSIVE BI-)
    49:05 kindergarten boyfriend
    52:50 yo girl (the most underrated song honestly)
    54:38 meant to be yours (my favorite of course)
    58:03 dead girl walking (reprise) (the much more cooler version)
    1:00:47 I am damaged (BRAVOOO)
    1:02:16 seventeen (reprise) (the best final song I've ever heard)
    And that's all heathers songs, hope this helps at least someone

  • @aweirdfanperson8080
    @aweirdfanperson8080 4 года назад +2483

    Me: take Philip Schuyler, the man is LOADED, he sells engagement rings
    me: wait-

  • @gay94162
    @gay94162 4 года назад +4923

    Veronica when she breaks into JD's room:
    Let's bang
    JD breaking into Veronica's room:
    bang bang

  • @InsomniacA5MR
    @InsomniacA5MR 2 года назад +328

    *List of song + What They ACTUALLY are - TW For Blue*
    0:00 - 8:17 : Beautiful / *A School Of Insecure Ppl Fanboy Over Three Populars*
    8:18 - 11:09 : Candy Store / *Be A Bitch With Me Or Fuck Off x*
    11:10 - 13:42 : Fight For Me / *OH NO HE'S HOT*
    13:43 - 16:33 Freeze Your Brain / *R E D F L A G S*
    16:34 - 20:42 : Big Fun / *Drunk College Kids Being Happy For Once*
    20:43 - 24:08 : Dead Girl Walking / *COME AND FUCK ME EMO BOY*
    24:09 - 29:24 : The Me Inside Of Me / *People Still Crushing On HC Even Tho She's Dead*
    29:25 - 32:11 : Blue / *Date R@pe but in a S O N G*
    32:12 - 37:25 : Our Love Is God / *Gatekeep Gaslight Girlboss*
    37:26 - 41:07 : My Dead Gay Son / *...kinda gay ngl*
    41:08 - 44:12 : Seventeen / *I'M GONNA CRY*
    44:17 - 46:47 : Shine A Light / *The Worlds Worst Heart-To-Heart*
    46:49 - 48:22 : Lifeboat / *Heather M's Emo Phase*
    48:24 - 49:02 : Shine A light (Reprise / *Bullying But It's Not Real (It Happens In Her Head Guys 0-0)*
    49:03 - 52:48 : Kindergarten Boyfriend / *Martha's Suicide Note (Surprise!)*
    52:50 - 54:36 : Yo Girl / *Oh Now Look Who Grew A Conscience*
    54:37 - 58:01 : Meant To Be Yours / *Emo Boy Has A Breakdown But In A Song / TikToks Fav Song*
    58:02 - 1:00:45 : Dead Girl Walking (reprised) / *Brb I Need To Kill My Emo Ex xx*
    1:00:46 - 1:02:13 : I Am Damaged / *Woah He's Kinda (Barely) Redeemed (Sort of)*
    1:02:14 - 1:04:59 : Seventeen (reprised) / *Can We Plz Not Hate Each Other For 10 MINUTES!!!*

    • @gayqueen6189
      @gayqueen6189 2 года назад +25

      Can we please be friends😭 ur descriptions have me dyin💀

    • @InsomniacA5MR
      @InsomniacA5MR 2 года назад +10

      @@gayqueen6189 With a name like that? Absolutely 😂

    • @Mansihearts
      @Mansihearts 2 года назад

      Sorry I'd this sounds rude but you forgot lifeboat

    • @InsomniacA5MR
      @InsomniacA5MR 2 года назад +2

      @@Mansihearts Ah sorry I grouped it with shine a light subconsciously, one sec

    • @InsomniacA5MR
      @InsomniacA5MR 2 года назад

      @@Mansihearts Done!

  • @RollerCoasterFan-fq4jf
    @RollerCoasterFan-fq4jf 3 года назад +84

    I love how for the entirety of Dead Girl Walking, JD is like “What the f is going on!? I didn’t realize that she could be this scary!” It’s hilarious😂

  • @willowambergibson4453
    @willowambergibson4453 4 года назад +6117

    me: * thinking blue will be a sad breakup song *
    Blue: * exists *
    How very wrong I was.

    • @helenaparada8063
      @helenaparada8063 4 года назад +100

      Willow Gibson
      I’m dead 💀😂😭

    • @willowambergibson4453
      @willowambergibson4453 4 года назад +318

      @Macleay Cummings it's a dangerous song to get stuck in your head in public, imagine accidentally singing a line from it...

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 4 года назад +29

      Willow Gibson
      // OwO \\

    • @xemma7991
      @xemma7991 4 года назад +201

      the only line i like from it
      "HEATHER OPEN THE DOOR"
      * "OH NO OH NO OH NO" *

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 4 года назад +48

      xEmma I only like the
      OH NO NO NO NO’s

  • @JUGGERNAUT5007U
    @JUGGERNAUT5007U 5 лет назад +2078

    Beautiful - 0:00
    Candy Store - 8:20
    Fight for Me - 11:10
    Freeze Your Brain - 13:43
    Big Fun - 16:34
    Dead Girl Walking - 20:46
    Me Inside of Me - 24:09
    Blue - 29:26
    Our Love is God - 32:12
    My Dead Gay Son - 37:29
    Seventeen - 41:09
    Shine a Light - 44:16
    Lifeboat - 46:47
    Shine a Light (Reprise) - 48:25
    Kindergarten Boyfriend - 49:03
    Yo Girl - 52:49
    Meant to be Yours - 54:38
    Dead Girl Walking (Reprise) - 58:03
    I Am Damaged - 1:00:48
    Seventeen (Reprise) - 1:02:16

  • @kodd10
    @kodd10 3 года назад +41

    All of Mrs. Fleming's students super depressed or suicidal.
    Mrs. Fleming - This is fine.

    • @hmac184
      @hmac184 3 года назад +5

      lmao and she seemed disappointed when she found out veronica didnt kill herself

  • @luluismylucifer1888
    @luluismylucifer1888 3 года назад +59

    Ms. Fleming - This is the loveliest suicide note I've ever seen!
    Me - HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOW THAT KILLED THEMSELF?! WHAT KINDA OF PEOPLE ARE YOU HANGING OUT WITH?!

  • @grfndn1l
    @grfndn1l 4 года назад +5098

    Me auditioning for Titanic the Musical: "Hello, today I will be singing Lifeboat from Heathers"
    edit: damn mate why so many likes? I'm not that funny 😳

  • @auimire
    @auimire 6 лет назад +3977

    Plays "Freeze Your Brain"
    "Sooooo..... What did we learn today?"
    "Don't do drugs. Do slushies."

    • @shadowswish4849
      @shadowswish4849 5 лет назад +105

      That I have crippling depression and that I need a slurpie instead of cocaine?

    • @khadija-_-843
      @khadija-_-843 5 лет назад +39

      Shadows Wish You are definitely fucking right

    • @saeranswife2929
      @saeranswife2929 5 лет назад +15

      XD good job kids

    • @tamzin7778
      @tamzin7778 5 лет назад +35

      Let’s face it, JD was probably on drugs.

    • @sylversquirrel4703
      @sylversquirrel4703 5 лет назад +31

      Are we sure this is the best idea? JD seemed to kinda crack in the end there. Starting to wonder if the drugs are safer [jk jk don't do drugs kids]

  • @hell0cherry
    @hell0cherry 3 года назад +110

    Veronica: Woah, don't you have it memorized now?
    Me: Are you challenging me?

  • @biancagacha1015
    @biancagacha1015 2 года назад +44

    0:02 Beautiful - All except JD
    8:20 Candy Store - Heather Chandler, Heather Duke, Heather McNamara, Veronica and Martha
    11:10 Fight For Me - Veronica and Ensemble
    13:43 Freeze Your Brain - JD and Veronica
    16:34 Big Fun - Veronica, Heather Chandler, Kurt, Ram and Ensemble
    20:46 Dead Girl Walking - JD and Veronica
    24:11 The Me Inside Of Me - Veronica, Heather Chandler and Ensemble
    29:27 Blue - Veronica, Kurt, Ram, Heather McNamara and Heather Duke
    32:12 Our Love Is God - JD, Veronica, Kurt and Ram
    37:29 My Dead Gay Son - Mr. Sweeney, Mr Kelly and Ensemble
    41:09 Seventeen - JD and veronica
    44:16 Shine A Light - Ms. Fleming and Ensemble
    46:46 Lifeboat - Heather McNamara
    48:24 Shine A Light (Reprise) - Heather Duke and Ensemble
    49:03 Kindergarten Boyfriend - Martha
    52:50 Yo Girl - Heather Duke, Veronica, Ensemble
    54:39 Meant To Be Yours - JD and Ensemble
    58:03 Dead Girl Walking (Reprise) - JD, Veronica and Ensemble
    1:00:48 I Am Damaged - JD and Veronica
    1:02:16 Seventeen (Reprise) - Veronica, Martha and Ensemble
    I dunno why I did this...? I was bored and couldn't think of anything better to comment

  • @milaa350
    @milaa350 4 года назад +2115

    Veronica: If I'm not dead by June
    *Literally everyone except her is dead by June*

  • @animeeti
    @animeeti 5 лет назад +1941

    Me: clicks on this video
    My brain: Ooooh, again ? Wait, don’t you have it memorised by now ?

    • @elizabethsydney5664
      @elizabethsydney5664 5 лет назад +51

      It’s the eighth time today that I’m listening to this and yeah I think it’s memorised 😂😂😂

    • @elizabethtellup967
      @elizabethtellup967 5 лет назад +19

      Im so addicted to this audio

    • @gokairedwillcipher
      @gokairedwillcipher 5 лет назад +6

      animeeti 1001 same

    • @VampiricNights
      @VampiricNights 5 лет назад +39

      Me:What can you say im a sucker for happy endings
      Brain: *face palm* (*brain palm*??)

    • @gokairedwillcipher
      @gokairedwillcipher 5 лет назад +4

      I_Dont_know _Anymore saaame

  • @bookprincess13
    @bookprincess13 2 года назад +23

    Even as a high school student, I'm pretty sure I knew better than to believe that tranquilizer darts from half a century ago would be in any way safe to use, let alone actually do what it's supposed to do....

  • @miraculoustalesofobliviousness
    @miraculoustalesofobliviousness 3 года назад +60

    ....as someone who's listening to this musical the first time.... the song Blue is aHeM, iNtErEsTiNg

    • @katherinemani6458
      @katherinemani6458 Год назад +2

      Apparently that song is about gr@pe on a date i dunno i havent really seen the musical or movie 😕

    • @V_Ronica
      @V_Ronica 9 месяцев назад

      This is old but frick it:
      So basically Chandler/ red Heather wanted Veronica to fix her a hangover cure,Jd actually put drain cleaner and V didnt notice,so she died so sad,after that,Mac/yellow heather called and told her to come to the cemetery becuz of an 'EmErGenCy' when she got there,SURPRISE!!! DATE (G)RAPE TIME (FEAT: KURT AND RAM)!!! THUS BLUE WAS SANG

    • @Galaxy-theri4n
      @Galaxy-theri4n 24 дня назад

      ​@@katherinemani6458date-rapists.

  • @corpsekid5951
    @corpsekid5951 7 лет назад +3461

    *me trying to sing all of beautiful by my self*
    I CAN NOT BE EVERYWHERE AT ONCE PEOPLE!!!!
    Edit: Wow. Hamfam everywhere

    • @galacide
      @galacide 7 лет назад +225

      I'M IN DIRE NEED OF ASSISTANCE.

    • @juliaanne2263
      @juliaanne2263 7 лет назад +133

      *bUck*
      *BUCk*
      *bUCk*
      *BUcK*

    • @siobhanm9690
      @siobhanm9690 7 лет назад +120

      ay yo i can be your right hand man

    • @ceci5742
      @ceci5742 7 лет назад +44

      EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @pithappens9975
      @pithappens9975 7 лет назад +90

      *BOOM* there goes another ship and *BOOM* we just lost the southern tip and *BOOM*

  • @malewife1975
    @malewife1975 5 лет назад +931

    "If I'm not dead by June!"
    That's an actual mood

    • @Joseph-fn4ro
      @Joseph-fn4ro 4 года назад +33

      "if I'm not dead by JUNE!"
      kurt, ram, & heather : dead by june
      June: pride month
      kurt and ram: ( :0)

    • @derryporter5678
      @derryporter5678 4 года назад +18

      @Felicity Jackson if only you knew then what we know now

    • @kaikelemen4396
      @kaikelemen4396 4 года назад +7

      It always is
      But especially now

    • @tulipallium
      @tulipallium 4 года назад +4

      *in meant to be yours*
      Veronica: wait what? i said what?

    • @mitskibeni
      @mitskibeni 4 года назад +2

      relatable

  • @quinnlee-newbury9003
    @quinnlee-newbury9003 3 года назад +33

    Enthusiastically singing along to Meant to be Yours very loudly, trying to ignore that anyone hearing you will think you sound nuts

  • @robbie..3j447
    @robbie..3j447 Год назад +25

    I love going to sleep with this musicals playlist, really ends the day with a bang

    • @rachael1366
      @rachael1366 Год назад +2

      I love you

    • @sydaneyfoxay6385
      @sydaneyfoxay6385 11 месяцев назад +1

      I always have explosive dreams when o fall asleep to this

  • @Amanda-ij8ge
    @Amanda-ij8ge 6 лет назад +1509

    JD: I love getting lost in the aisles in 7-Eleven
    Me: Bruh, 7-Eleven ain't an IKEA

    • @justabitsketchy
      @justabitsketchy 5 лет назад +55

      La la la, get a brain freeze, tralalalalala!
      *Super deep and intimidating voice* TRY IT.

    • @Miriam-pq4vx
      @Miriam-pq4vx 5 лет назад +13

      I made another account to like this xD

    • @WildWaver
      @WildWaver 5 лет назад +8

      ......it still has aisles

    • @dummydoesvideos04
      @dummydoesvideos04 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @dummydoesvideos04
      @dummydoesvideos04 5 лет назад +2

      Veronica: ....um ok?!?
      Me: Veronica don't worry I'm confused to!

  • @elliotgiglio4732
    @elliotgiglio4732 4 года назад +4522

    Me: Mom, can we get Heathers?
    My mom: No, we have Heathers at home
    Heathers at home: Riverdale

    • @emargarito123
      @emargarito123 4 года назад +42

      Oof

    • @im_a_dimwit5899
      @im_a_dimwit5899 4 года назад +34

      Oof

    • @jennys8884
      @jennys8884 4 года назад +27

      Not wrong

    • @april1601
      @april1601 4 года назад +70

      There was only ONE PART that I liked throughout that ENTIRE 40 MINUTE EPISODE LOL everything else was terrible, Especially beautiful and candy store and fight for me

    • @ethernetcord
      @ethernetcord 4 года назад +11

      Is your profile pic supposed to be subtle

  • @pissonmytoast
    @pissonmytoast 3 года назад +51

    "Veronica, Veronica I made snacks! Veronica? AAAAAAAAAA"
    Pop tarts ad:
    *imagine enjoying that frosty filling*
    Another one:
    "You look like hell..." "I just got back"
    Random ad: must there be hell in a healthy breakfast?

  • @evaulrich-oltean2826
    @evaulrich-oltean2826 3 года назад +32

    JD: “they made you cry”
    Me: *cries whenever he opens his mouth*

  • @ninamomochi5658
    @ninamomochi5658 5 лет назад +747

    Veronica : OMG JD FIGHT FOR MEE
    JD : *kills Heather, Kurt, and Ran*
    Veronica :
    Veronica: WELP GOTTA GET THE BOMB

  • @orion_the_constellation3705
    @orion_the_constellation3705 5 лет назад +1734

    Veronica's mom: how was school sweetie?
    Veronica: *ww2 flashbacks*
    Veronica: ..fine..

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom 11 месяцев назад +2

      explosive

  • @dorothybarnes6633
    @dorothybarnes6633 3 года назад +91

    Veronica: lemme see what you have
    JD: A KNIFE!
    Veronica *chasing him* NO!

    • @handl8459
      @handl8459 3 года назад +3

      dont you mean a device that will trigger the thermals in the gym, which are bombs?

    • @heatherduke7361
      @heatherduke7361 3 года назад

      @@handl8459 they're quoting a vine...

    • @handl8459
      @handl8459 3 года назад

      @@heatherduke7361 i know that

    • @user-rc2yx1wb4w
      @user-rc2yx1wb4w 4 месяца назад

      Veronica: Lemme see what you have
      JD: I lied bullets!
      Veronica: No!!

  • @adalyncantdraw594
    @adalyncantdraw594 3 года назад +39

    Am I the only one that is emotionally attached to JD and cries everytime he dies

  • @bruh-zn8ju
    @bruh-zn8ju 4 года назад +601

    people just look at suicide notes and think, "seems legit,"

    • @magicalratfairy
      @magicalratfairy 4 года назад +33

      I mean if you watch BuzzFeed unsolved that wouldn't surprise you .

    • @sarasurana8407
      @sarasurana8407 4 года назад +26

      Tiny town justice is wild

    • @crimsocinth
      @crimsocinth 3 года назад +26

      Especially in Dear Evan Hansen- hah

    • @nicodiangelo5345
      @nicodiangelo5345 3 года назад +17

      im sure Beetlejuice hade some influence there

  • @zoeisAI
    @zoeisAI 3 года назад +5768

    Heathers!
    Starring-
    Veronica- me
    Heather- me
    Heather-me
    Heather-me
    JD-me
    Ram-me
    Kurt-me
    Martha-me
    Parents-me
    Teachers-me
    Students-me

    • @thatboleyngirl8300
      @thatboleyngirl8300 3 года назад +612

      Performances start at 3am

    • @guest4787
      @guest4787 3 года назад +223

      Mine starts rn 😏 (1:04 am)

    • @Renyen76
      @Renyen76 3 года назад +61

      Felt that lol

    • @talia7027
      @talia7027 3 года назад +144

      Me casually putting on the production of Heathers: The Musical at my desk, with my camera off

    • @stumorningstar5170
      @stumorningstar5170 3 года назад +46

      I feel that on an astronomical level.

  • @persephonepomegranate9652
    @persephonepomegranate9652 3 года назад +22

    I want a voice like heather chandler. Not only singing but overall. ITS SO GOOD

  • @kenziiixxx3628
    @kenziiixxx3628 3 года назад +20

    This musical always makes me sad, happy, every emotion.

  • @ampipian
    @ampipian 6 лет назад +923

    *Veronica writing as Heather c* : I learned to kiss boys with my tongue.
    *J.D.* : That's good.

  • @elizabethrinehart8028
    @elizabethrinehart8028 6 лет назад +776

    ``Then I can blow this town``
    . . .
    JD put away the TNT

  • @gayqueen6189
    @gayqueen6189 2 года назад +14

    The way Mrs Fleming used shine a light as her little own little therapy session-

  • @ivylives559
    @ivylives559 3 года назад +34

    Yo I just noticed this:
    Candy store:
    You can join the team,
    Or you can bitch and moan.
    You can live the dream,
    Or you can die alone.
    Shine a light (reprise):
    Your ass is off the team,
    Go on and bitch and moan,
    You don't deserve to dream,
    Your gonna die alone.

    • @g4m3rpengu1n4
      @g4m3rpengu1n4 6 месяцев назад +3

      The fact I saw this when I got to that part in shine the light

  • @dickengland2102
    @dickengland2102 5 лет назад +873

    Veronica: *Sees J.D*
    Veronica: Plans 6 dates and their wedding*

    • @hannahchatat
      @hannahchatat 5 лет назад +16

      Dick England Basically their relationship

    • @goldskaipper
      @goldskaipper 4 года назад +16

      That's Eliza by Hamilton duh

    • @psychoticprincess789
      @psychoticprincess789 4 года назад +24

      dear diary, jds dad will NOT be doing a speech at our wedding

    • @quirky5630
      @quirky5630 4 года назад +2

      Maybe put it body count for plans-

    • @bananad9659
      @bananad9659 4 года назад

      @@psychoticprincess789 I WANTED TO SAY THAT TOO HAHAH

  • @lyndeepinkerton5118
    @lyndeepinkerton5118 5 лет назад +1718

    *crying in car*
    Mom- What’s wrong?
    Me- He’S sO pErFeCt bUt He’S eViL
    Mom- *turns to road slowly and shakes head*

    • @elizabethsydney5664
      @elizabethsydney5664 5 лет назад +23

      Lyndee Pinkerton Haha me every time I finish this soundtrack 😂😂
      Mood

    • @sara_daria2
      @sara_daria2 5 лет назад +15

      Me listening to any song with Jd in ir

    • @miguelserrano499
      @miguelserrano499 5 лет назад +2

      Lol so me

    • @dn6893
      @dn6893 5 лет назад +10

      This comment makes me cringe.

    • @Skygirl-rp4ob
      @Skygirl-rp4ob 4 года назад +6

      **wheezes in relate-ability **

  • @meg-tan
    @meg-tan 3 года назад +29

    * first time listener here *
    remind me never to play this out loud in the same room as my parents

    • @handl8459
      @handl8459 3 года назад

      reminder set

    • @-funzeh-2247
      @-funzeh-2247 Месяц назад

      hey don't play this out loud in the same room as your parents

    • @Galaxy-theri4n
      @Galaxy-theri4n 14 дней назад

      RING RING BITCH REMINDER

  • @dorisgherasim6839
    @dorisgherasim6839 3 года назад +14

    I just realised that none of this would have happened, if slushies hadn't been invented.