[TAS] Super Captain Falcon 64 - "1 Star BLJLess" in

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  • Опубликовано: 18 дек 2024

Комментарии • 2 тыс.

  • @DyllonStejGaming
    @DyllonStejGaming  4 года назад +635

    This is now my most viewed video on the channel, hitting the one million mark.
    That's astonishingly crazy.

    • @vmystikilv
      @vmystikilv 4 года назад +4

      Nintendo probably flagged it

    • @sekiro8077
      @sekiro8077 4 года назад +3

      W

    • @yeetyeet2734
      @yeetyeet2734 4 года назад +2

      love this vid you got a sub

    • @SkyFannnn
      @SkyFannnn 4 года назад +3

      Yep

    • @PastaPower
      @PastaPower 4 года назад +32

      You deserve it bro! Your TASes are always such a joy to watch!

  • @moidh
    @moidh 4 года назад +973

    he destroy doors with a punch, but need a key to open others...magnific

    • @mini-conlongarm8021
      @mini-conlongarm8021 4 года назад +78

      Different hubs for the keyed ones. He’d be punching a way to nowhere.

    • @marcar9marcar972
      @marcar9marcar972 4 года назад +50

      moidh the other doors were made entirely of wood which is weak to fire while the others had metal as a large part of it which have a high melting point.

    • @vicenzogames5535
      @vicenzogames5535 4 года назад +6

      In the game key doors lead you to another scenario soooooooo i think you get it

    • @dredddizzah9705
      @dredddizzah9705 4 года назад +21

      Professionals have STANDARDS

    • @Jedimastermitch
      @Jedimastermitch 4 года назад +12

      the key doors act as seperate loading zones, opening the doors is what sends you through them, removing the doors would remove the loading zone

  • @TheMightyGiantDad
    @TheMightyGiantDad 4 года назад +2328

    "From a game design perspective, what exactly were you thinking when you decided to make falcon kick instantly launch you forward at a literally uncontrollable speed, and make falcon punch a long-range charge that instantly destroys anything, including the game's progress barriers and the final boss?"

    • @chenchestarze
      @chenchestarze 4 года назад +489

      “We weren’t.”

    • @jacksongreen4107
      @jacksongreen4107 4 года назад +216

      But anything else, and it wouldn't be badass enough to bear the name "Falcon."

    • @spikeynay7381
      @spikeynay7381 4 года назад +47

      HYES

    • @parasitecat3892
      @parasitecat3892 4 года назад +34

      GWOOOOAH!!! HYES! SHOW ME YA MOVES!

    • @Aerxis
      @Aerxis 4 года назад +20

      He was thinking: "Falc!!!"

  • @Jack_Woods
    @Jack_Woods 4 года назад +1945

    Cpt.Falcon: **Mocks Mario at Smash Bros**
    Mario: Hey, my job isn't as easy as it looks, I'd like to see YOU try to do it
    Cpt.Falcon:

  • @federicobinaghi8118
    @federicobinaghi8118 4 года назад +218

    "Press A to Falcon" is one of the most intimidating phrases in video game history

    • @Nick-uw6if
      @Nick-uw6if Год назад +18

      Press X to doubt
      Press F to pay respects
      And now press A to falcon

    • @mm3shadowman982
      @mm3shadowman982 Год назад +7

      Press [Crow] to Crow

  • @medicindisquise4271
    @medicindisquise4271 4 года назад +630

    the credits be like
    "look at all of these places captain falcon never went to"

    • @ion_power1238
      @ion_power1238 4 года назад +13

      I'm dead

    • @PLASBEZ
      @PLASBEZ 4 года назад +9

      Naw, thats the levels that are coming In the 2nd game.. I heard It's coming In 3062!

    • @LuckyThirtyEight
      @LuckyThirtyEight 3 месяца назад

      Guess he went there afterwards

  • @princeboo3188
    @princeboo3188 4 года назад +657

    Is this the F-Zero game fans wanted? No
    Is this the F-Zero game fans needed? Yes

    • @orb9760
      @orb9760 3 года назад +5

      Is this the F-Zero game fans deserved: YES

    • @LostSoulSilver
      @LostSoulSilver 3 года назад +1

      You know what we need? GTA but with Capt Falcon as the main character for the Switch

    • @nicolasrage1104
      @nicolasrage1104 2 года назад

      YES!

    • @computermariobross
      @computermariobross 8 месяцев назад

      This is better than no games

  • @senorlechuga8832
    @senorlechuga8832 4 года назад +1325

    My dude just vaporized Bowser by just punching him
    And did it three times
    Edit: Also Peach

    • @joeymadrigal9432
      @joeymadrigal9432 4 года назад +3

      Señor Lechuga indeed C.Falcon of already Falcon punch at princess peach so good bye for her 😂👌🏼💯

    • @NKBlazer
      @NKBlazer 4 года назад +14

      I was really let down that he didn't falcon punch Peach :(

    • @capdan9708
      @capdan9708 4 года назад +13

      NKBlazer she was breathing so he knew what to do

    • @joeymadrigal9432
      @joeymadrigal9432 4 года назад +1

      Cap Dan 😒 What was that..?

    • @capdan9708
      @capdan9708 4 года назад +4

      Joey Madrigal 94 if she breathes she a T---

  • @Crispy
    @Crispy 4 года назад +1086

    Thank you RUclips recommended.

  • @lukaspatrickson4776
    @lukaspatrickson4776 4 года назад +276

    I love how he blows up every door, and then carefully puts the key on one door

    • @LilacMonarch
      @LilacMonarch 4 года назад +22

      iirc those doors are basically loading zones, so blowing them up would just get you stuck

    • @gregoryrodriguez5621
      @gregoryrodriguez5621 4 года назад

      @@LilacMonarch don't ever recall a loading screen on n64 games

    • @giovannidotgen
      @giovannidotgen 4 года назад +15

      @@gregoryrodriguez5621 loading areas don't always show screens

    • @gregoryrodriguez5621
      @gregoryrodriguez5621 4 года назад +3

      @@giovannidotgen if it loads instantly, is it really considered loading 🤔

    • @giovannidotgen
      @giovannidotgen 4 года назад +19

      @@gregoryrodriguez5621 Yes.

  • @matthewroman6807
    @matthewroman6807 4 года назад +2309

    This further shows that every copy of Mario 64 is personalized

    • @Maxwellcoolguy
      @Maxwellcoolguy 4 года назад +40

      WHEN WILL EVERYONE STOP WITH oh noes sm64 perwsownalized
      Really stop

    • @allislost9999
      @allislost9999 4 года назад +116

      @@Maxwellcoolguy no

    • @acidthemosquito
      @acidthemosquito 4 года назад +115

      Nofoodman no. You are a personalized copy of sm64

    • @arek.k8688
      @arek.k8688 4 года назад +17

      You want fun ?

    • @HunterIsRad
      @HunterIsRad 4 года назад +83

      Maybe the personalized copies of mario 64 were the Friends we made along the way

  • @technoguyx
    @technoguyx 4 года назад +794

    3:00 captain falcon shows us his sick beatbox skills

  • @princesscadance197
    @princesscadance197 4 года назад +440

    “Press A to Falcon”
    Do I even want to know?

    • @curtistraynham9188
      @curtistraynham9188 4 года назад +33

      Plot twist: she exploded that's show right there he too powerful

    • @imthattiredboi8904
      @imthattiredboi8904 4 года назад +12

      Thank you Princess Rosalina from super mario galaxy

    • @cjvs1604
      @cjvs1604 4 года назад +8

      I don't even want to know what "Half-A press to Falcon" looks like.

    • @oxstr8upgreekxo730
      @oxstr8upgreekxo730 4 года назад +1

      Show me ya moves

    • @six_buck_dlc
      @six_buck_dlc 8 месяцев назад

      You already know, that’s the thing.

  • @Robotnikism
    @Robotnikism 4 года назад +401

    Bowser: No! You're supposed to collect ALL THE STARS! You're ruining everythi-
    C. Falcon: Falcone... PAWNCH!!
    *Bowser explodes*

    • @sonomni
      @sonomni 4 года назад +23

      Bowser: NO THIS ISN'T HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PLAY THE GAME!

    • @giornogiovanna2008
      @giornogiovanna2008 4 года назад +18

      @@sonomni haha Falcon Punch go boom

    • @caio_gp118
      @caio_gp118 3 года назад +2

      stickmin paawch

    • @LemmyFan123
      @LemmyFan123 3 года назад +2

      ONE PUNCH FALCON

  • @gamemaster112ful7
    @gamemaster112ful7 4 года назад +1283

    *Starts playing on a new save file*
    Mother: "Come down son, dinner's ready!"
    "Be there in five minutes mom!"

    • @andrew-coronel-9016
      @andrew-coronel-9016 4 года назад +45

      (Five seconds later)
      Mom: dinners ready.

    • @Jumpm4n
      @Jumpm4n 4 года назад +2

      More like give me 8 with 55 seconds mom!

    • @ruzgar2289
      @ruzgar2289 4 года назад +2

      aRe yOu dUmB tHiS iS A tAs yOu cAnNoT pLaY lİkE tHiS iRl

    • @noobypants1567
      @noobypants1567 4 года назад +1

      Dry Boo2798 OmG yOU dOnt GeT thE jOkE r/wOoOoSh

    • @deez_nuts246
      @deez_nuts246 4 года назад

      @@ruzgar2289 boi

  • @ryuli1
    @ryuli1 4 года назад +636

    2:54 is not capt falcon wall jumping he's just kicking the castle forward and backward.

    • @KBM_Sonic
      @KBM_Sonic 4 года назад +20

      LMAOOO

    • @Y_5250
      @Y_5250 4 года назад +13

      The move is called wall kick in super mario 64. Makes sense!

    • @Lgame0143
      @Lgame0143 4 года назад +2

      He’s just making speed to pass walls

    • @PLASBEZ
      @PLASBEZ 4 года назад +4

      @@Lgame0143 woooosh?

    • @demonioum
      @demonioum 4 года назад +1

      IM CHOKING

  • @someinternetguy3947
    @someinternetguy3947 4 года назад +585

    Lesson learned
    If Captain Falcon says show me your moves
    Your getting atomized in about 0.07 seconds

  • @lostman44
    @lostman44 4 года назад +3158

    Hey I cant steal this now, can you upload one without the watermark?

    • @TheCoolerHKR
      @TheCoolerHKR 4 года назад +207

      Dyllon: *N O*

    • @lostman44
      @lostman44 4 года назад +82

      damn u right, gonna do that

    • @joeymadrigal9432
      @joeymadrigal9432 4 года назад +34

      Well the princess peach of already 🤣🤪 but now it’s over 😏

    • @scanbbb
      @scanbbb 4 года назад +120

      @@joeymadrigal9432 man be speaking english 2.0

    • @joeymadrigal9432
      @joeymadrigal9432 4 года назад +10

      Playing Cow yea yea yea 😒

  • @DyllonStejGaming
    @DyllonStejGaming  4 года назад +3155

    Thinking about it again, I have reason to believe it got sent to demonitization hell because all of you kept on commenting about a seemingly inappropriate bit at 5:53 that RUclips thought was an actually bad thing.
    If this gets deemed as unsuitable for advertisers a second time (Or people steal it again while cropping out the watermark), I'm going to re-upload this a second time and place the watermark in the center of the screen.

    • @p_yoshi
      @p_yoshi 4 года назад +161

      youtube monetiztion is big dumb sometimes

    • @ikagura
      @ikagura 4 года назад +57

      I don't get it why it's "unsuitable"

    • @TheCoolerHKR
      @TheCoolerHKR 4 года назад +40

      Even advertisers like to break policies on YT sometimes

    • @PastaPower
      @PastaPower 4 года назад +242

      I assure you, that was not my intention. I didnt even think about it. Falcon's just really tall.

    • @Chadblending
      @Chadblending 4 года назад +10

      Please never stop making these videos

  • @softwaretm575
    @softwaretm575 4 года назад +443

    “Wall jumps”
    “Keeps wall jumping”
    “Increased speed”
    “Finally reaches destination”

  • @MrWIZ9000
    @MrWIZ9000 4 года назад +1224

    Not sure why the peach part is misinterpreted. That’s just her leaning animation to kiss since Mario’s model is considerably shorter.

    • @DyllonStejGaming
      @DyllonStejGaming  4 года назад +461

      It's because people on the internet are immature.
      The mob of people commenting their misinterpretation is what got the initial upload of the video marked as unsuitable for advertisers; I still have to delete dozens of comments in the same fashion now.

    • @Stefanga44
      @Stefanga44 4 года назад +94

      @@84updown well its kinda funny but he doesnt get ads to get money so shut up

    • @thecommenter578
      @thecommenter578 4 года назад +86

      No, that's 100% BJ

    • @Stefanga44
      @Stefanga44 4 года назад +6

      @@thecommenter578 what odes bj stand for?

    • @neun0233
      @neun0233 4 года назад +209

      @@Stefanga44 backwards jump obviously

  • @dannyrom288
    @dannyrom288 4 года назад +536

    *Special Thanks To*
    C Falcon
    Captain Falcon
    Captain Falcon
    _Deja Vu's one hell of an experience, ain't it?_

    • @joeymadrigal9432
      @joeymadrigal9432 4 года назад +5

      dannyrom288 😂😂😂 ( Laughing myself) and l’m Continue Laughing so hard myself 🤣🤣🤣 I can’t imagine that like princess peach gone of already 😆👏🏼

    • @TheDiamondBladeHD
      @TheDiamondBladeHD 4 года назад +8

      Deja vu, i've just been in this place before

    • @tmcttf8087
      @tmcttf8087 4 года назад +2

      @@AGZhark People can say what they want, lol.

    • @iProgramInCpp
      @iProgramInCpp 4 года назад +6

      C. Falcon (aka Captain F.) is an independent game developer. What do you mean? He coded this game, all by himself. Nintendo even paid to turn the game into Super Mario 64 by slapping Mario onto it! /s

    • @S4S33K
      @S4S33K 4 года назад +2

      Ft: Captain Falcon

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 4 года назад +708

    This was amazing!

  • @TheDeanofLean
    @TheDeanofLean 4 года назад +321

    2:19 Bowser, Down B right into a Falcon Punch, what a read by Captain Falcon!

    • @yoshiyukiwatanabe110
      @yoshiyukiwatanabe110 4 года назад +16

      The Dean of Lean if that happens in smash it should be Captain Falcon that gets destroyed because Bowser Down B has a superarmor

    • @konfapooch
      @konfapooch 4 года назад +17

      Amazing punish by Scar, DJ Nintendo's Bowser ain't looking too hot right now

    • @donovanmahan2901
      @donovanmahan2901 4 года назад

      @@yoshiyukiwatanabe110 not if you time it right

    • @joechristo2
      @joechristo2 4 года назад

      Yoshiyuki WATANABE But it’s captain falcon

  • @BLUEJAYMusic1994
    @BLUEJAYMusic1994 4 года назад +44

    I like the idea of a Captain Falcon platformer beat em up with racing integrated into the game. Exploring different worlds in the same vein as this. That would be wild.

  • @dewmdoomie1730
    @dewmdoomie1730 4 года назад +488

    "you want fun? WARIO show yo-...
    *"S H O W M E Y O M O V E S"*
    "OH MY GOD"
    *wario screaming.mp3*

  • @alguienconunvideojuego4606
    @alguienconunvideojuego4606 4 года назад +273

    5:53 Show me your moves!
    *E X P L O D E S*

    • @Juan_VC26
      @Juan_VC26 4 года назад +4

      S H O W M E Y O U R M O V E S !
      *credits*

    • @sans-kk5tf
      @sans-kk5tf 4 года назад +3

      **DANCE**

    • @tex731
      @tex731 4 года назад +1

      @@sans-kk5tf *SHOW ME YOUR MOVED*

  • @THEPolygon803
    @THEPolygon803 4 года назад +190

    4:57 Press "a" to S H O W Y O U R M O V E S.

  • @nathanroberts3638
    @nathanroberts3638 4 года назад +394

    I love how they used the Melee model instead of just using the one from the N64

  • @sirgilmour1714
    @sirgilmour1714 4 года назад +36

    Bowser: No! You're supposed to collect all the Stars! You're ruining every...
    Captain Falcon:SHOW ME YOU'RE MOVES!

  • @ModdedMarionette
    @ModdedMarionette 4 года назад +358

    Peach: **Appears**
    Dyllon: “Show your moves Show your moves Show your moves Show your Show your Show Show Show Show your moves...”

    • @joeymadrigal9432
      @joeymadrigal9432 4 года назад +13

      ModdedMarionette also princess peach is Explosion 💥 and now she’s gone of already 😱

    • @RealSwissShady
      @RealSwissShady 4 года назад +6

      @@joeymadrigal9432 you be speaking english from the future

    • @spikeynay7381
      @spikeynay7381 4 года назад +3

      Press A to falcon

    • @KingDarius_
      @KingDarius_ 4 года назад

      I was laughing so hard on this part

  • @PastaPower
    @PastaPower 4 года назад +808

    Really sucks that youtube decided to do it to you like that.
    Also good idea adding a watermark, people need to stop stealing your vids without giving credit.

    • @777daystodie2
      @777daystodie2 4 года назад +1

      Shit

    • @arigat-s0244
      @arigat-s0244 4 года назад +9

      @The main cause of warps in all of reality I think he's just joking. After all, he does have 777 days left before he's oofed.

    • @duckway4733
      @duckway4733 4 года назад +1

      @@arigat-s0244 "doctor, how much time do i have of life?" "5." "5 what? Days? Years?" "4...3...2...1..."

    • @uwnbaw
      @uwnbaw 4 года назад +2

      I dont get what ppl wanna steal from this anyway

    • @solocomics1820
      @solocomics1820 4 года назад

      @@uwnbaw Views. Or maybe more likes.

  • @MakenaForest
    @MakenaForest 4 года назад +159

    2:54 Captain Falcon performs the Seizure Proceedure

    • @irok1
      @irok1 4 года назад +20

      I will now refer to any and all repeated wall kicks as the Seizure Procedure, thank you kind stranger

    • @Duke-bt9mj
      @Duke-bt9mj 4 года назад +9

      What ever you do don't look directly at it

    • @lambwolf6486
      @lambwolf6486 4 года назад +4

      Some say it's how he returns to his home planet.

  • @Albumancer
    @Albumancer 4 года назад +103

    This feels like a "Something About" episode from TerminalMontage - in the best way

  • @FatalityFalcon
    @FatalityFalcon 4 года назад +27

    The most canonically accurate representation of Captain Falcon's power level in a game.

  • @KlyosXA
    @KlyosXA 4 года назад +88

    2:13
    "NO! You're supposed to collect ALL THE STARS! You're ruining everyth--"

    • @JRM-be5vk
      @JRM-be5vk 4 года назад +4

      So long gay bowser

    • @mr.curtis6730
      @mr.curtis6730 4 года назад

      @@JRM-be5vk Thank you so much for playing my game

    • @Hnui03
      @Hnui03 4 года назад

      PAW-YEA-HYE-SHO-*other spastic Falcon noises*

    • @Rat_Fบcker
      @Rat_Fบcker 4 года назад

      Hahaha falcon punch go Brrrrrr

  • @RapidPhantom293
    @RapidPhantom293 4 года назад +132

    Bowser: Mario i was expecting yo-
    Captain Falcon: Falcon Punch!
    Bowser: *Dead*

  • @chincherrinas
    @chincherrinas 4 года назад +72

    Every copy of Mario 64 has different M O V E S

  • @tuskoub
    @tuskoub 4 года назад +33

    I lost it when he started making Captain Falcon say “show me ya moves” to the music in the end

  • @Jschad
    @Jschad 4 года назад +17

    This is some shit ima be telling my grand kids,
    “And then he grew wings out of his head, triple jump, and flew away.”

  • @toag3822
    @toag3822 4 года назад +66

    The fact that this exists has restored my faith in humanity.

  • @buprevengeance6573
    @buprevengeance6573 4 года назад +1020

    Moves = showed
    Princess = saved
    Hotel = Trivago

  • @rtyuik7
    @rtyuik7 4 года назад +110

    i love how instead of using PowerStars to open doors, or throwing Bowser into his own bombs...
    ...you can just PAUNCH! everything into oblivion xD

  • @papushepard6403
    @papushepard6403 4 года назад +69

    0:02 Spanish Subtitles:
    muy bien
    [Aplausos]

    • @Kdekalcio
      @Kdekalcio 4 года назад +2

      Even RUclips knows this is a good video

    • @theresajohnson148
      @theresajohnson148 4 года назад

      Captain Falcon said Falcon kick

    • @JM-hz1wl
      @JM-hz1wl 4 года назад +3

      No está contaminado

    • @sebaslukas7368
      @sebaslukas7368 4 года назад +1

      Exelente...

    • @vicpiola
      @vicpiola 4 года назад

      RUclips quits drugs xd

  • @autumnshinespark
    @autumnshinespark 4 года назад +289

    Okay how is this gonna be different
    Falcon: *Deletes Bowser*
    Peach: WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU *-blows up*
    ...ok 😄

    • @mazimadu
      @mazimadu 4 года назад +2

      Too, much FALCON!!

    • @LeoSantano
      @LeoSantano Год назад

      Falcon is too manly to be interacted with.

  • @fraims
    @fraims 4 года назад +163

    I loved the text to s-peach
    Why did I even bother commenting this again

    • @dannyrom288
      @dannyrom288 4 года назад +24

      So Dyllon could re-like the comment again

    • @Entenuk1
      @Entenuk1 4 года назад +5

      @@dannyrom288 huh, that makes sense. Now show me ya moves.

  • @madghostek3026
    @madghostek3026 4 года назад +97

    This one dude that downloaded the video before reupload: *laughs in hell*

  • @dj12699
    @dj12699 2 года назад +8

    I love that while running around really fast and punching everything, Captain Falcon slows down to calmly and politely open the key doors.

  • @ragnarokcaesar
    @ragnarokcaesar 3 года назад +12

    Falcon: * destroys every door in his way *
    Also Falcon: * unlocks door carefully *

  • @ItsFerdiNah
    @ItsFerdiNah 4 года назад +22

    5:29 Captain Falcon: Show me your moves!
    Peach: **moves neck right and left**

  • @TheBarnaclesHunter
    @TheBarnaclesHunter 4 года назад +11

    This dude is that much powerful that even the credits’s game go to him

  • @0utrunner237
    @0utrunner237 4 года назад +10

    Falcon destroys half the castle and blows through any door trying to stop him, but still has the courtesy, to properly insert keys to unlock doors. Bless up 🙏🏾

  • @jasoya_gaming
    @jasoya_gaming 4 года назад +29

    I think that was the most maddening 28 seconds of Captain Falcon's life when he was swimming in Dire, Dire, Docks.

    • @Reshi9984
      @Reshi9984 4 года назад +6

      its even more frustrating then stomping on a luigi while the invisible ceiling glitch is active

  • @Reshi9984
    @Reshi9984 4 года назад +70

    5:51 girls on tinder after you tell them youre 6 foot

  • @kraypine
    @kraypine 4 года назад +16

    Bowser: Oh not this mf again
    Captain Falcon: FALCON PAWNCH!!

  • @jax2433
    @jax2433 4 года назад +40

    0:35 when you thought this would be a simple reskin......you thought wrong.

  • @mrdoognoog
    @mrdoognoog 4 года назад +21

    this is captain falcon’s best game, it’s amazing he paired up with konami to make this masterpiece

  • @iwakuralain584
    @iwakuralain584 4 года назад +31

    扉の物理破壊はするのに鍵付きの扉はちゃんと開けるの草

  • @Possum880
    @Possum880 3 года назад +6

    If Captain Falcon were to visit the mushroom kingdom, this is exactly how he would act and behave. Intensity cranked to 11

  • @_MrLee
    @_MrLee 4 года назад +20

    Cpt Falcon: show me ya moves...
    Door with Key Hole: show me ya key...
    Cpt Falcon: Yes

  • @CookiestMonsterr
    @CookiestMonsterr 4 года назад +60

    4:04
    Me - Well I wonder how he going to kill bowser so quickly
    Falcon - Falcon punch
    Me - oh ok

  • @DibzNr2234
    @DibzNr2234 4 года назад +177

    Bruh how am I meant to plagiarise this video now smh

  • @madanonymous
    @madanonymous 4 года назад +51

    5:35 TFW the D is nice.
    5:52 Too nice, I guess...

    • @0utrunner237
      @0utrunner237 4 года назад

      Sorry Peach, that area is off limits.

  • @ashey_chan
    @ashey_chan 4 года назад +11

    Damn, this Captain Falcon character is insane, he should be in smash.

  • @aidinexmachina4232
    @aidinexmachina4232 4 года назад +11

    2:55
    "So this is the power of Ultra Instinct"

  • @tylersmith9942
    @tylersmith9942 4 года назад +72

    3:00 Approaching ludicrous speed!

    • @DyllonStejGaming
      @DyllonStejGaming  4 года назад +26

      "Ludicrous speed? But sir, we've never gone that fast before!"

    • @UltimateDurp
      @UltimateDurp 4 года назад +5

      He went so fast it skipped to plaid

    • @ShadowHwkX7
      @ShadowHwkX7 4 года назад +1

      @@UltimateDurp AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @Futonpotatos
    @Futonpotatos 4 года назад +83

    When can I get a " Press A to Falcon" sticker?

  • @GMXrd
    @GMXrd 4 года назад +13

    I have never laughed my ass off harder during a speedrun. That was magical

  • @wickedishiccy7621
    @wickedishiccy7621 4 года назад +21

    I like how peach double took at his junk, then almost when down on him before she got blown herself

  • @WaloWaloson
    @WaloWaloson 4 года назад +6

    "Haha Mario! You've stepped into my lair prepare to d-, wait who the hell are you?
    "FALCON PUNCH."
    *Bowser fucking explodes*

  • @isacroma7760
    @isacroma7760 4 года назад +49

    0:38 Wavedashing

    • @sweatyclaps1689
      @sweatyclaps1689 4 года назад +2

      No that was melee moonwalking in place

  • @Springfox099
    @Springfox099 4 года назад +108

    Peach exploded

    • @N8-Feds
      @N8-Feds 4 года назад +9

      @Ronald Rodriguez no :(

    • @FenneDan
      @FenneDan 4 года назад

      SpringFox And Darknightmare like the same video XD ruclips.net/video/tVTOf8Qshdk/видео.html

    • @jairolea5019
      @jairolea5019 4 года назад

      F

    • @sweatyclaps1689
      @sweatyclaps1689 4 года назад +1

      @CasualSpeck i will give falcon head

    • @sweatyclaps1689
      @sweatyclaps1689 4 года назад

      @@N8-Feds Not a gamer moment

  • @NintendoTV64
    @NintendoTV64 4 года назад +15

    Nintendo: *We made Super Mario 64 explicitly so that you'd have to collect Power Stars and do things in order to beat the game.*
    Captain Falcon: *Unfortunately for you, history will not see it that way!*

  • @ProbablyBarney
    @ProbablyBarney 4 года назад +5

    ok but after reading the description i'm incredibly happy that you attempted to falcon punch the stairs

  • @ziryuri
    @ziryuri 4 года назад +2

    4:57 When Captain Falcon started having a “Show me ya moves” stuttering attack I fucken lost it!

  • @kuzunoha74
    @kuzunoha74 4 года назад +25

    Well, this is the most amazing and, at the same time, ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life (and belive me, I saw so many things).
    It was so funny to listen Princess peach with Google female voice.

  • @ArizonaRanger_
    @ArizonaRanger_ 4 года назад +83

    "The floor is lava"
    The special ed kid: 3:00

  • @eyeccantseeyouu
    @eyeccantseeyouu 4 года назад +14

    Punches through every other door
    Calmly puts key in door and calmly opens it

  • @marceltobias5308
    @marceltobias5308 3 года назад +8

    5:53 he blew her bc this isn't what he ment by "show me ya' moves!".

  • @singularity3920
    @singularity3920 4 года назад +8

    Peach: "We have to do something special for you."
    Falcon: "SHOW ME UR MOVES"
    Peach: ight imma head out

  • @luigi9385
    @luigi9385 4 года назад +15

    5:38 Press it, unleash your power! *SHOW YA MOVES*

  • @KosukeNakano-v1i
    @KosukeNakano-v1i 4 года назад +57

    クッパ「なんか、思ってたのと違う奴が来たんだが…」

  • @imcintyre01
    @imcintyre01 4 года назад +6

    3:20 everyone run! Captain falcon is starting his warm ups!!!

  • @LukeSnywalker523
    @LukeSnywalker523 4 года назад +14

    Died laughing as soon as I saw him Falcon Kick and slide like 50 feet

  • @cjvs1604
    @cjvs1604 4 года назад +2

    Captain Falcon is on a very tight schedule and doesnt have time for shenanigans.

  • @darealliljable
    @darealliljable 4 года назад +5

    Mannn, captain falcon has alot of moves.
    A true man of culture, what an hombre.

  • @Hnui03
    @Hnui03 4 года назад +4

    I wondered what he was doing at 3:15, but then I realized he was getting speed and was like, "So it's *BLJ* less, but he still needs to get past the infinite staircase. *fingersnap* gotcha..."

  • @hiiammikysgameplays2365
    @hiiammikysgameplays2365 4 года назад +15

    "The power of the stars waked up the castle!"
    "SHOW ME YA MOVES!!!"

  • @Antifearn
    @Antifearn Год назад +2

    5:36 Peach is shocked by the size of Captain Falcon’s package

  • @manuelcat6757
    @manuelcat6757 3 года назад +2

    Doors:exists
    Cpt. Falcon:And I took that personally

  • @dekucake
    @dekucake 4 года назад +14

    Ah yes, the backwards falcon kick, my favorite speedrun technique

  • @celltrark7161
    @celltrark7161 4 года назад +55

    5:38 LOL

    • @Ginger4348
      @Ginger4348 Год назад

      It was so funny that i almost spit my milk

  • @FinnKid1
    @FinnKid1 4 года назад +12

    "Bwa ha ha! You've stepped ri-"
    SHUT UP I'M BUSY LANDING AERIAL FALCON PUNCHES FOR EDGEGUARDS

  • @jrechill1176
    @jrechill1176 4 года назад +5

    This is the answer to all those "If my character can benchpress a planet, why can't he just break the door?"

  • @shyestguy2577
    @shyestguy2577 4 года назад +4

    While Mario is busy getting at stars, the captain already saved peach

  • @MCKepitz
    @MCKepitz 4 года назад +14

    Falcon out here obliterating physics again

  • @Hansenfmly
    @Hansenfmly 4 года назад +23

    As much as C Falcon deserves credit for Progress Management, you gotta give credit to C Falcon for additional graphics

  • @asurashun9695
    @asurashun9695 4 года назад +12

    4:26 now he's a true captain falcon

  • @viris4755
    @viris4755 4 года назад +5

    This is all just Captain Falcon letting out all of his pent up frustration from not getting another F-Zero game in so long

  • @anonymoose477
    @anonymoose477 4 года назад +4

    He may want to show you moves but... he can speedrun EXACTLY LIKE Mario