Why are men like this !?
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My dad used to say "Well, they're making noise, so might as well make noise with them so we don't make noise at an inconvenient time for them" whenever I asked why does he only ever mow when our neighbours mow. Our neighbours used to do the same when my dad mowed
Your dad was so considerate! I love it. As were the neighbors. ❤
exactly xD
some country are allow to do it in the same time
But even if its not mostly we are doing it at the same timw for that same reason xD
Sounds like a dad response 💙
Yep
Women go to the bathroom together. Men mow lawns together.
Yeah. So we can help each other holding our big purses and stuff. We can't even sit, so it's nice to have someone helping us.
@@asuna932 why not?
@@asuna932 Lies! Women do this at the club, where they don't even bring purses. Just admit that you're all secretly scheming against us!! Damn she-demons.
No. Once a person is making a bunch of noise and kicking up dust, might as well everyone do it at the same time..... then enjoy some peace and quiet.
Men are geniuses, that's why they mow at similar times.
I will literally get up in the middle of the day when the sun is super hot and start mowing, then an hour later I'll go drink my iced water, and I'll hear all the neighbors mowing their lawns.
It's not like we stand to watch. It's we're standing and something worth watching comes on and we just sorta... focus a bit too much and forget about it until the legs numb up.
My wife doesn't understand how I can watch videos for 30-40 mins standing in the middle of the kitchen
Thats IF we have time to watch and if a long commercial comes on we can leave
It's healthier to stand than sit. If you sit, you stay still, if you're standing, you'll be actively using your leg muscles, you won't be planting your potato roots into the couch.
@@deadmantwen I'm a woman and I do the same thing too!! I'm totally excited because I have always been told, "You're weird" because I do that. At least I know I'm not the only human on earth that does what I do too!
My husband does this all the time 🤣. Especially during a game... It get intense!
I think all the men start mowing at the same time to make all the noise at once and be done with it lol. That's what I'd do.
Well, Abby, as a man I will tell you the answer to this one.
Usually a man is at work at eleven O'clock. So, that was probably a Saturday.
Starting at eleven lets us sleep in for a bit more than usual, but is early enough to get such a job started and finished early. 😀
And yes, if someone falls behind, it is good to have neighbors to remind you to keep up with your day.
Surely, women can understand that.
(I don't have any good emojis for friendship, or I would close with one).
Gonna tell you one of our guy secrets, Abby. There are always a group of guys who either wait for the first mow or keep saying "later". Then when that one guy - that ONE guy - and it's usually the same guy, gets out there early and starts and everyone hears it, that's like the starter's pistol in a race. That is our cue to join in. BONUS: if we start around the same time we usually finish around the same time which means we can share a victory beer at the end, and then everyone stands around and talks about nothing while deep down consciously avoiding the fact that we did what we swore we would NEVER do which was to become our fathers.
Another fun fact: once we find a rhythm or a pattern in mowing we will repeat it exactly over and over and over every week for as long as we mow that yard.
Naw. It's a dominance thing. They're trying to out mow each other. Kind of like a penis sizing competition. Why do you think that one guy had a riding mower for such a small yard?
@@TheBlackToedOne
My father votes Tory, I'm never gunna be him.
To me it would be just funny lol.
Why do men stand to watch TV...because as soon as they lay down and get comfortable their woman asks them to get up and go get something. As long as they don't look comfortable the women don't ask for anything. Works like a charm.
My response is; ''You have legs. Use them".
don't give away our secrets x)
Nah I stand to watch the TV because I can't decide whether or not the program is interesting enough to sit down in front of it.
Or fall asleep 😂
True that. It is a modern instinct for survival.
Women can't just see a man comfortable, we know that.
The guy testing out the pillow was hilarious. Never laughed that hard in my life.
Ikr!?!?
That wasn't funny, that was genius.
Mee tooo😂😂
That was hilarious🤣😂😂🤣I've never seen someone try out a pillow that way🤣
To be that flexible again.
Man’s on vacation digging a pit in the sand 😭, can’t blame him it seems fun 😭😭😭😭😭
It's fun I get bored walking or laying down
Right?? I'd probably be joining in
@@thunderbutt357XDBut instead the girl has to go straight to tiktok to show the whole world what he’s doing… I hate women sometiems.
imagine if the nazis start shooting... you gotta have a trench ready to go.........
The fupa one had me dying😂😂
One thing to note for the mowing men: their wives probably put them up to it. “You see, our neighbor is mowing their lawn. You should mow ours too. It’s getting kind of messy and I’ve already asked you a few times. It’s a nice day so you should do it.” You see, us men can be funny but our wives are hilarious. Lol.
I see and hear this around my block, every time. Once someone starts, you hear mowers for the next few hours. I've been the first and also reacted to it. There are many reasons. It sucks feeling lazy, so when people start working it feels motivating to be working while they are. It also preempts anyone telling you to do something, which sucks. With your neighbors it's also big because your lawn will look way worse after they mow, so you better get to it. Sometimes you just forget or don't realize how long it is, but when your neighbors cut you will see it.
Mowing involves so many psychological processes that I had never thought of 🤣.
@@michaelscott-joynt3215 motivation seems to be contagious
Could also be that because there is some overlap they want the lawn to be the same height. My neighbour mows his lawn and seeing how ours is longer doesn't look as nice so we kinda adjusted so it sorta matches.
@@michaelscott-joynt3215 That was a long winded way of saying the neighbors draw encouragement from each other. 👨👨🏻👨🏽💼
I wake up when I don't feel my Lady beside me. Can't go back to sleep unless she's in " her spot"
I loved the imitation of a seal, hilarious!
I just love men!
❤😅
All of them were hilarious but the dude with the 'flower'/ tree did it for me 😂😂😂😂
Exactly 😂
@@prima-donna8127it smells like nature 😂
The "mowing gang" was hilarious but it's just like when one girl friend shows up with her nails done, the others gets theirs done too lol
Very true, this is human nature, not just "a guy thing." 👍
But, there is one big difference between something like yard work and like getting one's nails done.
Mowing is a _task,_ it takes time and effort. Part of doing it is getting it over with, and not having to do it later. 😌
So, an important element here is "encouragement". 👍
no its different mowing is a task and a responsibilty. the logical explanation why men mowing at the same time is, you know how noisy if someone is mowing right? so they do it at the same time. so they got both get over it with the noise if they done.
@@kulasbukid That
is what I said. Either way, there are a few different reasons for it.
@@TheNoiseySpectator Painting your nails is a task. Takes time & effort.
@@peaceglory5973 When you "get your nails done" you have someone else do it for you. It's not a task for the woman sitting and relaxing. It's also not a responsibility.
The foopa 😂😂😂😂
The men coming out to mow after hearing one mower going was so funny.
The Tylenol one is my husband and son. The bottle could trip them but they "can't find it" 🤣🤣
Totally my husband too! I now have him follow me to where the item is and maintain eye contact with him while I magically pull it out of the cabinet or drawer. I love the look on his face every time! 😹
I hope you two don't think this just happens to men! 😒
If you do, I will come back after your 45th birthday, and you will be ready to apologize profusely. 🙇♀️
@@TheNoiseySpectator Hahaha, that's fair. I am pretty close to that age, so I will try to remember to send you that apology if and when the time comes. 😉
@@TheNoiseySpectator Not at all but men do it at any age 🤣
I have this issue with my husband, but, it’s usually because I said the brand name (Advil), but we have generic (Ibuprofen).
Men mowing:
1 - either their wives be like "Hey, look at John, he's doing chores. Why don't you put down the remote and get your big ass off the couch and mow the lawn"
2 - other men be like "I need excuse to get out... Ohh, John's mowing the lawn.. That's a neat trick. Baaaaabe I'm mowing the lawnnnnnnnn"
There are more reasons too: Once one is mowing, the others had might as well join (since it's already loud). If they all mow, the noise will be done in 2 hours instead of lasting all day if they went one by one.
b) it's better on the grass and the equipment to do it early in the morning, before the day reaches it hottest temperature.
c) often, people travel and/or do other leisure activities on the weekend, so getting it done early frees up their day.
d) It's true too, it can be a social activity. To mow when the rest of your buddies are mowing, all have nice lawns at the same time, chat about it afterwards, share mowing & lawncare tips, etc.
There are likely more reasons too; but these are definite practical ones.
no way mfs still watch TV??
Along with "it's already loud," there's also the comparison/competition. "Oh, Bob's got his lawn neat? Well, I'm going to do it also." Or "Bob's mowing his lawn? Hmm, looks like mine needs to be mowed too."
I wish more people would understand that all these make absolute sense to us, men,
For real. I posted a comment saying, this is proof women don’t understand us and never will. lol.
I both love and hate this video. Its hilarious and and i get it being a dad and husband. On the other hand the "men are children" tag gets old. If we are acting goofy its bc we are happy and enjoying life. If we were serious or angry then we'd get the "toxic masculinity" bs 🙄
Seriously calm your tits. Only one woman posted that tag as her title because he was behaving like a child, especially when he asked if she could see him as he hid behind the plant limb. There’s goofy and then there’s annoying. Not all goofy behavior is annoying, however; annoying behavior isn’t goofy. Now the clown fish dude was funny and goofy. He wasn’t being annoying for the sake of being annoying and he stopped because a good joke has a short delivery.
Exactly, I agree. Some of these women act like their man are literal kids. Maybe we just like to have fun more so than women do. Some women just have to act like they’re so proper and mature, yet those same women go straight to tiktok whenever their husband does something silly/stupid so the whole world has to know about it 🙄
Yep, I've heard it called "being what she wants, when she doesn't want it." She wants goofy funny man, until she gets tired of it and you've gotta read the situation it's a two way street you can't be goofy during a serious situation. However they want you to be serious over things that ain't really an issue in my experience, guy makes her mad in public or a restaurant, now you've got to be the terminator, but it ain't serious or doesn't make you mad. If you act like the terminator over something that offends you or pisses you off cause all people are different suddenly you're toxic. We can't be dating women like this gentlemen, they don't want boyfriends, men, or husband's, they want dogs who attack when they ask them too they don't want an individual they want an extention of their personality.
the difference is that many men don't know when the turn off the ''child funny mode'' in a serious situation. We all love to be goofy, life is more fun that way. But are you gonna tell me that is okay to act up like in the first clip when the mom is IN LABOR and the dad is doing that shit... there are way too many moms who feel like they have to take care of the kids AND the father. If you are not one of those and know how to differentiate between being goofy and having fun, and between knowing how to be responsible and be serious when the situation is needed.... then you shouldn't feel triggered by it. This applies just to those men that act like kids 24/7
They meant kids like them being innocent and cute mood not like a manchild😂
I love this.... So much of it reminds me of my wonderful husband. So funny... Men are special creatures.
That one about the diaper is funny.... He straight up said "protect yourself" lmmfao
😂🤣
4:00 i mean it makes sense if you think about it, if you gotta make a racket while mowing the yard, why not do it while everyone else is? then there's more quiet in the day...oh and we get to play with the lawn toys XD
We love them so much! 😄 men keep us entertained for sure!
The dude changing the diaper 😂😂😂
The two brothers talking about the baby girl and how she owes was the funniest for me😂😂😂😂❤
The mowing squad. Love them.
The man who asked “why did you leave me” reminds me of my man who actually accused me of not wanting to sleep with him because I got up to go sit in the living room by the AC because the bedroom was boiling hot😂
Regarding the mowing, most men have a tendency to be very linear thinkers. We're often only thinking about the next thing that needs to be done, so it takes some external stimulus to take us out of our default priority list. It may be the sound of a lawnmower reminding you that your lawn also needs a cut. It may be your wife telling you to do it. Probably the latter.
That's why they say "Behind every great man, there's a great woman." The husband is the engine, and the wife is the steering wheel.
Yeah, the latter I think. All very true, but I can just see three or four women standing at their windows watching that guy mowing and going “why don’t you ever mow the damn lawn”
That cliched saying is true of men who can't walk and chew gum at the same time.
I couldnt care less if my neighbor is moving. Ill get to it when i get to it
"Behind every great man is a woman"?
You are not being general enough.
A man finds it helpful to have _someone_ encouraging him and reminding him, be they wife, parents, kids, friends, mentors, or in this case, neighbors.
Those three could try taking down their fences and when one of them is going good, they could get all or part of their neighbor's yard, too. ☺️👍
@@AlphaQHardYou couldn't care less? Maybe if you gave him a $5, he might get some of your yard, too. ☺️
The thing about the mowing is, if someone else mows part of your yard before you get to it, by Man Law they now legally own it.
They were just making sure the first guy stayed in his lane.
Oh man, that bit at 4:12 really got me. Truth unfiltered. Everytime my woman takes a break, she's needed the most by everyone
4:14 just 3 little kids 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That guys knows how to test a pillow
0:09 😂 bro brought the whole ps5 to the hospital ⚰️
3:50 Honestly, might as well get it all done at the same time as the neighbors. That way you dont have to hear it going on for the whole day, becuase different people do it at different times.
(Thinking to myself.)
"Bwa hahaha! Dalton said 'People _do it_ at different times'! 🤣😆😄"
3:55 is true. When you hear your neighbor's lawn mower, and you know your own grass needs cutting. Need to go mow right now in fact.
4:21 I stand while I watch football and and while gaming. I literally can't do it any other way. Sitting down throws my hand-eye coordination off.
I know what you mean!
The man digging with the Five Below shovel had me dead XD
3:47 We’re not strange, we’re logical thinkers. If everyone mows their lawn at the same time, the rest of the day is a more peaceful one.
The one with the guy slamming the weed wacker. We have all been there.
I know I have!
But not just Weed Wackers push people over the edge!
I for one keep a cup of Legos, small screws and other little things on hand, so when my T.V. suddenly stops picking up a station I am watching, them I have something to throw at it instead of hitting it with my fist! 😤👊💥
If we can't fix it, we'll make sure there's dam good reason why.
@@TheNoiseySpectator 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Reminds of a friend who use to keep stuff readily available in her car to throw at assholes🤫🤫
Ugh….. yup….. just one of those days….
I don’t believe there’s a higher love than the couple in the hammock at 4:55 🥴
The clownfish one had me wheezing.
The men mowing the lawns together so everybody only has to put up with the noise one time and all the grass grows back evenly plus a reason to maybe have a chat and compare tools afterwards
Honestly I was semi bored until they showed the guy testing the pillow. I wasn’t ready😂😂😂
We all do silly things! Male, female, young, old-and thank goodness! That's what make life FUN 😂
we stand when watching tv, because we dont WANT to be interested, we dont WANT to like what were watching, if we sit, we stay, so stand, cant just enough, and leave when it feels right
1:21 you need to reset him back to factory settings he's glitching! 🤣
The face in the feet 🤣🤣 many of these are very cute 🥰
So many of these guys are walking green flags
I would call it a red flag! Beware!
@@suehiggins9073 You would?
You should have a girl to girl talk with the girl in the first clip.
(Two women talking emoji).
Good bet she did not _plan on_ getting pregnant by her "baby daddy" there,
But she was attracted to him enough that she...
You know, "gave up the milk without requiring him to buy the cow", as they say.
She didn't even think of him as her "boyfriend". 🤦🏿♀️
@@TheNoiseySpectatorvery much agree with you.
4:05 thats because of all the wives making the men mow when they hear one of the other husbands mow lol
3:30 well that's why you don't turn the labels around backwards lady!
We're programmed to scan an area quickly while our mind stays ready to catch a glimpse of whatever specific thing we're looking for. If we're looking for an advil bottle we're thinking of the label when it's facing us. This is why men tend to put shit back with the labels facing out, so we can find them quickly. If we don't see the label, it isn't there.
The fupa was so friggin hilarious and cute though! Hahaha Guy's don't use it generally haha so they don't know the weird name hahaha!
We stand because we were in the middle of something, but the show grabbed our attention. We're still doing the thing, just wait until the next commercial...
Be very happy you have your man, I lost mine in 96 to leukemia.
We stand to watch because we are not as flexible and because of that our backs hurt.
I'm beginning to understand why my mother always said "you can't live with em, and you can't live without em." Makes more sense after getting married.
BRO REALLY BROUGHT HIS PS5 TO THE HOSPITAL! 😂🤣 He said "We about to game all night baby. You, me, and the squad. We dropping in at 2200 hours." Watch him pull out the wireless headset too. Where's the gaming chair?
Men can't multitask? Babe! We INVENTED multitasking!
Them lawn mowers pulled a big brain move. All the noise at once then blessed serenity.
The man in the pool tank😂🤣👏👏👏I know for a fact that if everyman had one of those? And a pool.... That they are using that floaty tank. 🤣🤦🤣
Well to be fair. Many men watch while standing .and also pacing!!! Or is that JUST my hubby???
The mowing at the same time is really smart. Noise only in that time instead to be spread for a longer time. Good neighbours.
4:02, I know exactly why. Everyone hates gardening noise, so they get it done at the same time to not bother each other.
The "fupa" one is hilarious and cute.
Standing while watching tv because I don’t want anyone thinking I’m too comfortable, I’m just clearing my mind between tasks.
Lawn mowing pressure is no joke…gotta be the boss dog and get the lazy neighbours mowing…peer pressure for the win
the fupa one had me cryin 😭😭😭
They are so delicate 😂😂
Bahahaha I totally stand and watch TV like that as well. People always telling me to sit down
Me too, and I have noticed both men and women want me to sit.
I watch TV standing up because I have a disorder commonly called "A.D.H.D" and I want to do other things at the same time.
i used your fupa killed me
Haha my hubby stands up to watch TV too except he always stands in front of me not meaning too 😂. I'm always like if you're going to stand up just scoot over a little bit. I thought it was just a Kenny thing now I'm finding out it's just what men do 😂😂😂😂
I am so jealous. My husband has a ZERO sense of humor and would never do anything remotely funny. You girls are lucky!
We stand to watch TV so we don't fall asleep, lol.
My husband was the 2nd to last video. Those weed whackers were a pain
We stand to watch tv based on our humble beginnings. Men would stand for hours and days to catch game while they hunted, never really relaxing until they fulfilled the hunt. Today, we stand as a byproduct of our lineage. Actually, I have no idea. I just made this up. But sounds like it can be true.
We often stand to watch TV because our brains only do one thing at a time. Our brains are made of little boxes. And the rule is: THE BOXES DON'T TOUCH EACH OTHER!!!!
If we enter the Watch TV box before entering the Sit Down or Lay Down boxes, then that's it, we're standing and watching TV.
And women still love us men no matter what
That seal imitation by the pool at the end goes seriously hard
my hubby knows the lawn the same because he might as well make noise at the same time, and they are all in a secret competition of who has the nicest lawn😂. at first I didn't believe him but yea its true
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When men hear other lawnmowers, we know it’s our call to join the collective
"My baby daddy" screams failure, she doesn't call him her man, he's just a tool for her to get a child.
PS: It's so awesome being a man, we can actually have fun, we're not neurotic and emotional.
Last one is so funny! 😂
I do watch standing up sometimes coz i told myself imma do something but imma tale a quick look at this tv show but ill end up getting carried away and just stand there 😂
We all mow at the same time because when the neighbor starts we cant hear the tv anyway.😂
Omgggg my mother use to say men are twice a child🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do men stand to watch?
Because qe're not entirely sure qe wanna spend the time to sit and watch or to walk away and do somethin else lol
Usually its when we are about 40/60 on if we are gonna watch or not 😅
(Sometimes a man will stand for 45 minutes until he has made a decision)
Judging the time it'll take until its over, if its worth the watch and all that lol
(Someti3ms to see if we can squeeze in a show/game on another tv in the meantime)
Ur welcome ladies 😅
Yes, you would think they would appreciate us trying to get more than one thing done at a time. 🙄
We watch tv standing up because we think that we will not watch the whole thing only this interesting part. But the interesting part keeps on getting longer and longer.
Enjoy that neighborhood where they all mow lawns together! CHERISH IT!
people with healthy relationships with their parents be chillin in the living room
The mowing one is to announce man time ...its a nod to time to make noise men
4:38 Omg my husband when he gets up to do something does this every damn time, and not only does he stand, he stands in my direct line of vision!!! 😂every timmmmmme! 😂
The guy describing how girl pee while wearing the shirt that says “Girl Dad”. Perfectly timed 👌🏻
We stand to watch TV bc internally we fully intend to leave VERY SOON, but then don't, but still don't want to capitulate and admit we're interested/engrossed.
The noise a mower makes is a sirens call to other men. It screams "get out and mow the yard!"
Weed eater man, I got me one of those. LOL.
The fupa, the fupa, THE FUPA.....oh you mean the loofah. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The mowing one hit hard. Truth. One time I was tiling (Im female), and it was late (and the wet tile saw was loud af), but I was like “screw it Im almost done,” all of a sudden 2 male neighbors heard the noise (they didnt know who was sawing) and also brought out miter saws to cut wood for projects they were working on! Like WTF, Im sure if I was weed whacking, they would also get out weed whackers! 😂
Adult peer pressure: when the neighbor starts mowing the lawn before you do...
Rofl the military dads. Amazing 😂❤
Proof that women don’t get us and never will….. yet we are expected to understand anything and everything our women need or think.
The man standing to watch tv…. Because its not in the center of the room????? 👍
Lady laughing at the weed eater just doesn't understand what testosterone does.😂
"i will assault this object into compliance" is a legitimate tactic😂
Hey! Don't blame "testosterone", women's bodies produce testosterone, too. 🚫
Blame the weed eater for being so discouraging. ✔️