3 SCARY GAMES #32

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @someonewhocommentsonyoutub3779
    @someonewhocommentsonyoutub3779 5 лет назад +6909

    Never thought I'd see a horror game perfectly nail the feeling of how unnerving it is to walk through a multiplayer map when you're the only one in the lobby

    • @fzxfzxfzx
      @fzxfzxfzx 5 лет назад +168

      now i want a game capturing how it feels like to see graphical fps game glitches like when you clip outside of the level and see the skybox in the void. creepy stuff

    • @4cannibal
      @4cannibal 5 лет назад +62

      every time I'm on one i feel like something like what happened in the game will happen to me

    • @quandaledingle4488
      @quandaledingle4488 5 лет назад +130

      Yeah, for some reason being in multiplayer when there’s nobody online is more scary than playing singleplayer in almost any game

    • @quoclambui562
      @quoclambui562 4 года назад +1

      @@fzxfzxfzx n

    • @meowsquadrules936
      @meowsquadrules936 4 года назад +16

      Someone who comments on youtube videos that’s how I feel about Minecraft when I play alone

  • @vsptylore3639
    @vsptylore3639 5 лет назад +6776

    The first game is so legitimately interesting, it's been a while since I've seen a horror game with a genuinely fascinating mystery

    • @a.k8185
      @a.k8185 5 лет назад +124

      I think mark wanted do play it because of a other youtuber
      This is the biggest amount of likes i have had

    • @shugarglider1275
      @shugarglider1275 5 лет назад +38

      I’m scared nowww wat happened- I HEAR GROANING WHAT THE HELL NO

    • @shugarglider1275
      @shugarglider1275 5 лет назад +31

      Oh wait it’s old jazz music- IT BROKE IT BROKE NONONO

    • @shugarglider1275
      @shugarglider1275 5 лет назад +24

      A BLACK CLOUD WENT POOF OHHHHH NONONOONNO

    • @Tails41347
      @Tails41347 5 лет назад +64

      I remember playing Quake or Unreal Tournament 99 Capture the Flag without bots to get a feel of the map. That first game on this video was like a fear I had while playing all alone! Sometimes my mind goes insane that I'm pretty sure I saw some movements within the maps!

  • @rayandthesnails8053
    @rayandthesnails8053 5 лет назад +4824

    First game: Creepy and Interesting
    Second Game: Batshit insane, screeching, flesh-eating birds
    Third Game:
    *RUN*

    • @evangelite0
      @evangelite0 5 лет назад +18

      Rubarb Frickersnapple exactly 💀

    • @rebecca_g_2911
      @rebecca_g_2911 5 лет назад +11

      Tru tho

    • @zombieslayer1082
      @zombieslayer1082 5 лет назад +11

      Here at 69 likes

    • @justanotherchannel117
      @justanotherchannel117 5 лет назад +52

      Everytime i come across a comment with 69 likes and the comment is very funny and deserves a like, I have a serious contemplation on wether or not I should like it

    • @Xeno-kb6dm
      @Xeno-kb6dm 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah that pretty much sums it all up

  • @noahhawver9889
    @noahhawver9889 4 года назад +4212

    Plot Twist: The developer is real and Mark just killed his wife

  • @batdogduke
    @batdogduke 5 лет назад +28136

    Not gonna lie, I'd love to see an entire video dedicated to "No players online"

    • @IllyMooncat
      @IllyMooncat 5 лет назад +1060

      Batdogduke Came here for this. Second! I was actually really bummed when he didn’t finish it! :(

    • @juroph7
      @juroph7 5 лет назад +220

      Same all for it

    • @galaxyandfriends8089
      @galaxyandfriends8089 5 лет назад +125

      Same!!!

    • @batdogduke
      @batdogduke 5 лет назад +320

      Let us grow in numbers, my friends! Mark will HAVE to see this! XD

    • @Yuu-pn9dg
      @Yuu-pn9dg 5 лет назад +65

      I sure wanted to see it.

  • @anthonysimpson01
    @anthonysimpson01 5 лет назад +2113

    *_ominous red glow radiating from a distant room_*
    mark: "thats just the red team"

    • @darkdoka8941
      @darkdoka8941 5 лет назад +9

      😂

    • @Dulvik123
      @Dulvik123 5 лет назад +5

      Lol

    • @m8succ169
      @m8succ169 5 лет назад +10

      "Red over at choke . They have uber "

    • @sem.d8199
      @sem.d8199 2 года назад +3

      he´s right
      just like myek appiteteek

    • @Noah_Siebern
      @Noah_Siebern 4 месяца назад +3

      Imagine if mark was red team and he said that

  • @Trenzalore394
    @Trenzalore394 5 лет назад +2253

    My favorite thing about Mark playing games. "I'm sorry?" "You wanna run that by me again?" "Interesting." Best low key reactions to things, I love it.

    • @demonheart13
      @demonheart13 5 лет назад +26

      I know right... I would love a compilation of just all of his low key No momemts

    • @LadyHitchhiker42
      @LadyHitchhiker42 5 лет назад +11

      Um... besides the screaming 😂😂😂

    • @boopydoopy3445
      @boopydoopy3445 5 лет назад +10

      Trenzalore394 i love it when he makes scary games just sound dumb or make funny jokes that’s why of all the people who played man of medan i watched his only

    • @YunoMe4life
      @YunoMe4life 5 лет назад +14

      My personal favorite is "Not like this!"

    • @Here_is_Waldo
      @Here_is_Waldo 5 лет назад +6

      @@boopydoopy3445 I'd suggest John Wolfe then. He's never scared, just sits there sassing the characters the entire time.

  • @oliveriscoolerthanu7834
    @oliveriscoolerthanu7834 3 года назад +574

    "could you film this on something other than a piece of asparagus" the way he said that so casually without hesitation has me DEAD😭😭

    • @koolaid33
      @koolaid33 Год назад +11

      I have a feeling that you aren't cooler than me, Oliver.

    • @Zephina_and_the_crew
      @Zephina_and_the_crew 11 месяцев назад +4

      Mmmm A S P A R U G U S.

  • @ALPHATEAM76
    @ALPHATEAM76 4 года назад +2268

    “I gotta make the pro gamer moves”
    *doesn’t reload after shooting one bullet*

  • @zarindrake
    @zarindrake 5 лет назад +1617

    The first game gave me such nostalgia for a game that doesnt exist

    • @NoahAT__
      @NoahAT__ 5 лет назад +15

      Yoo I felt the same

    • @DeathSkullY
      @DeathSkullY 5 лет назад +14

      @@NoahAT__ The game feels like cs1.6 not gonna lie

    • @user-fv1nh4ko5p
      @user-fv1nh4ko5p 5 лет назад +3

      Sorry that game does existcfdtthhddjk’nhRunde

    • @domainphantom7651
      @domainphantom7651 5 лет назад +6

      It feels like goldeneye

    • @yellow6677
      @yellow6677 5 лет назад +6

      Team fortress classic anyone?

  • @lighttodarkgames7818
    @lighttodarkgames7818 5 лет назад +3147

    The first game genuinely captures what it feels like to be in a lobby while waiting for players or just loading up a local match with no other players or bots. Say for instance loading up nuketown in black ops or some other small map or a map with lots of corners in another game, it's surprisingly eerie to walk around those maps knowing that there shouldn't be anyone else around but sometime you get that feeling that something is watching, either that or it's just me
    Edit: fixing up some grammar mistakes, and never thought this comment would get this much attention

    • @e1357
      @e1357 5 лет назад +231

      I can tell you from personal experience that what you feel in those moments is the anxiety of being alone when you are not supposed to.

    • @getsugetsukasuimokukinkin559
      @getsugetsukasuimokukinkin559 5 лет назад +163

      It makes you feel like you're in the wrong place

    • @agonyghoul488
      @agonyghoul488 5 лет назад +22

      I get it a lot

    • @Guipago06
      @Guipago06 5 лет назад +43

      Oh God I hate that feeling so much.

    • @memeryeemer4893
      @memeryeemer4893 5 лет назад +11

      I feel ya

  • @cjthecomposer02
    @cjthecomposer02 10 месяцев назад +142

    Nothing will ever make you shit your pants as bad as hearing "New Challenger" when you're on a server alone

  • @justinbaker8450
    @justinbaker8450 5 лет назад +3078

    Mark: “A job is a job and I need to put food on the table.”
    Ad plays

    • @tirpitz9266
      @tirpitz9266 4 года назад +50

      its funny because you know
      ad revenue

    • @thatonetropicalraptor59
      @thatonetropicalraptor59 4 года назад +8

      wow, ADS yt, ADS! Also why demonitization? if we have coppa yt? dont you think thats too much.?

    • @ilikepotato2741
      @ilikepotato2741 4 года назад +2

      aLkA SeLtZeR pLuS, So fAsT

    • @NotLRK
      @NotLRK 4 года назад +1

      Funny fact: I was reading this right as Mark was saying that I also got a ad when I finished reading lmao

    • @NotLRK
      @NotLRK 4 года назад +1

      @قناة الوسائط الاحتياطية why is Arabic names in the front on yt

  • @bondagefish8035
    @bondagefish8035 5 лет назад +3340

    John_dev: Shoot twice if you can read this
    Mark: So anyways I started blasting

    • @snom5866
      @snom5866 5 лет назад +83

      That’s just Mark any times he obtains a gun

    • @marcus-so5rw
      @marcus-so5rw 4 года назад +16

      LMAO ACCURATE

    • @ZERO_KYUD
      @ZERO_KYUD 4 года назад +9

      It told mark to shoot not blast it. It might blast the whole game out of existence.

    • @mabelcottle2738
      @mabelcottle2738 3 года назад +3

      *blasts developer out of existance*

    • @skullgamer7T
      @skullgamer7T 3 года назад

      my dirty mind,
      help.

  • @emilygordbort7300
    @emilygordbort7300 5 лет назад +5981

    Game Dev: "If you deliver that flag, the servers will shut down"
    Mark: *Delivers flag*
    Servers: *Shut down*
    Mark: "Oh no i didn't mean to do that!"

    • @weiseotto618
      @weiseotto618 5 лет назад +122

      *Surprised Pikachu Face*

    • @PapasGatito
      @PapasGatito 5 лет назад +20

      *South America Map*

    • @dogwithbread4753
      @dogwithbread4753 5 лет назад +13

      O R D I D Y O U ? ? ?

    • @future1115
      @future1115 5 лет назад +6

      John_Dev

    • @Rzra
      @Rzra 5 лет назад +41

      Mark: "(up up down down left right left right a b) Ooooh"
      Server : *Turns on*,
      Dev : *Confused screaming*,

  • @slushie9727
    @slushie9727 4 года назад +2001

    Fun fact: I downloaded No players online without reading into it at all. I just saw Markiplier mention it and I liked it. 5 seconds after installing it launched on its own, and I couldn't quit the game. I shut my computer down and turned it on, and the VHS tape remained on my screen. Scary times.. I remember it just like it was 20 mins ago.
    (Since my computer is a touch screen, I found a way to get to task manager to stop the program. I deleted it..... It won't pop up on my computer in the morning, right?)

    • @india9431
      @india9431 4 года назад +169

      *Idk man don’t download sketchy games*

    • @india9431
      @india9431 4 года назад +26

      Any updates btw?

    • @slushie9727
      @slushie9727 4 года назад +224

      @@india9431 after I deleted the game everything worked out fine, but I did learn that I should read the tittles before I download anything. But that was a way to learn that lesson.

    • @Balloraaaaaa
      @Balloraaaaaa 3 года назад +26

      Oh hell no

    • @Ijjklll
      @Ijjklll 3 года назад +130

      That’s scary dude, that would freak me out, I had a dream of I downloaded sonic.exe( shut up) and I played all the way through. That scary devil message thing at the end would not close but I was somehow able to shut down my computer. I booted it up again and was forced to replay the game.... THANK GODDINESS IT WAS JUST A DREAM! That dream freaked the muffins out of me.

  • @aejdn
    @aejdn 5 лет назад +2662

    Mark: *sees a glowing red area*
    Also Mark: “iTs jUsT tHe rEd tEam.”

  • @caterpillerr
    @caterpillerr 5 лет назад +4046

    It’s so funny how everyone talks about the inconsistency of the bullets. It’s a phone number, part of the arg.

    • @AnonymousBuddha
      @AnonymousBuddha 4 года назад +67

      Can you clarify? I’m still confused.

    • @caterpillerr
      @caterpillerr 4 года назад +534

      Anonymous_Buddha so basically the gun has a different amount of bullets in each clip. When you count the amount in each clip and put it together, and you are given a phone number.

    • @nayderdabigfatgator1842
      @nayderdabigfatgator1842 4 года назад +39

      卩尺ㄖㄒ乇ㄩ丂 i’m too lazy to figure it out do you know it?

    • @kiraina25
      @kiraina25 4 года назад +252

      @@nayderdabigfatgator1842 Most of the stuff is nonfunctional now. There's an article that details what each step was and what you got when you completed each step. Kinda fascinating stuff really.

    • @caterpillerr
      @caterpillerr 4 года назад +104

      Nayderdabigfatgator :D
      +32468417549
      I believe

  • @alexandragabriela8554
    @alexandragabriela8554 5 лет назад +2116

    "This game is called: no players online"
    **players online**
    *Markiplier.exe stopped working*
    Close the program?

  • @bush_kit
    @bush_kit 4 года назад +1201

    Mark: **intentionally shoots phonograph**
    Also mark: *I diDn’T MeAn iT*

    • @brambleberryproductions1235
      @brambleberryproductions1235 3 года назад +50

      Also
      "If you score that flag, you'll crash the servers and kill my wife!"
      Mark: **scores** "Oh no! I didn't mean to!"

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan 3 года назад +5

      … I don’t like that my mind went there, but the times when this sort of thing happens makes me think he _wouldn’t_ have played a certain game he took a while to play, the way he did, had he not been spoiled on things sticking beforehand.
      Not that it makes it any better.

    • @A35080
      @A35080 3 года назад +1

      Do you know what’s scarier than that the back rooms

    • @bush_kit
      @bush_kit 3 года назад +1

      You’re SUS
      what my mom

    • @oliviatilleman8055
      @oliviatilleman8055 2 года назад

      @@alecLogan which game??

  • @RedBoothStudios2015
    @RedBoothStudios2015 5 лет назад +7530

    Ok, but actually going on to dead servers is pretty scary tbh

    • @birdbones5205
      @birdbones5205 5 лет назад +469

      Yeah about a year ago I went on a bunch Left4Dead 2 Vs. Servers and I only found two people. It was pretty scary.

    • @mothfard0
      @mothfard0 5 лет назад +143

      @Thot Destroyer that always happens to me tbh, but one day I found some chill players

    • @MichaelSHall-ii2uq
      @MichaelSHall-ii2uq 5 лет назад +244

      Went on a gmod server with just me and one other dude who was afk the whole time creepy af

    • @garytee8945
      @garytee8945 5 лет назад +81

      @Thot Destroyer i feel anger rather than scared. Like one time some asshole who called the rest of us noobs just because we don't have fancy Unusual cosmetics

    • @Oldboy2305
      @Oldboy2305 5 лет назад +96

      Yeah I feel like I'm being watched

  • @exploringtheworldofgames92
    @exploringtheworldofgames92 4 года назад +4061

    The best thing about “no players online” is that it has a whole hidden story behind a riddle

    • @sharksoda1664
      @sharksoda1664 4 года назад +70

      whats the riddle? im kinda curious

    • @exploringtheworldofgames92
      @exploringtheworldofgames92 4 года назад +137

      @Crotchwhistle Purple oh, what did i get wrong? english is not my first language so...

    • @Mathias_0
      @Mathias_0 4 года назад +169

      Don’t worry man your English is fine

    • @qw8u
      @qw8u 4 года назад +44

      Exploring The World Of Games it’s because, 1. You didn’t put a “.” 2. He’s a grammar nazi

    • @virikan3518
      @virikan3518 4 года назад +97

      @@exploringtheworldofgames92
      Your English is quite wonderful actually :) it's better than most people who have english as a first language

  • @commanderkit-kat9314
    @commanderkit-kat9314 5 лет назад +991

    Game Dev: Hey Mark, don't do the thing. I beg of you.
    Mark: You aren't talking to me anymore so I'm doing the thing!
    Mark: *Does the thing and immediately feels bad*

    • @jandiqar
      @jandiqar 5 лет назад +19

      Honestly, literally only Mark's fault.

    • @vegetalover9297
      @vegetalover9297 5 лет назад +5

      Classic Mark

    • @hyokoura6068
      @hyokoura6068 5 лет назад +7

      @Anna May nobody here is failing nnn

    • @Fitheach_Solas
      @Fitheach_Solas 5 лет назад +4

      @@hyokoura6068 my mans right

    • @semidecent4395
      @semidecent4395 5 лет назад

      Anna May Get out of here with your stinky spam virus links >:((

  • @pastelmask
    @pastelmask 3 года назад +363

    "Could you film this on something other than a piece of asparagus?" I'M WHEEZING-

    • @SpinalProblems22
      @SpinalProblems22 3 года назад +3

      Do you have asthma?

    • @jaine5399
      @jaine5399 3 года назад +7

      @@SpinalProblems22 no they meant like they laughed so hard they wheezed

    • @Aespha
      @Aespha 3 года назад +4

      @@jaine5399 wait so do they have asthma?

    • @jaine5399
      @jaine5399 3 года назад +3

      @@Aespha no

    • @crisppyyyyuh
      @crisppyyyyuh 3 года назад +2

      ok

  • @williambutcher7429
    @williambutcher7429 5 лет назад +3029

    Markiplier: casually sends woman’s soul to the afterlife
    Also mark: *UNDO*
    Edit: *HOLY SHIT*

  • @flowtheclown6952
    @flowtheclown6952 5 лет назад +1922

    " Am I crazy? That tree was not there... "
    Mark, it's MrBeast magic

    • @bakiiinex
      @bakiiinex 5 лет назад +10

      Can I be your friend on roblox?

    • @RangerWest
      @RangerWest 5 лет назад +6

      Same😅

    • @fandomshipper8674
      @fandomshipper8674 5 лет назад +15

      Ethan: Mark, you said that yesterday.
      **insert Mark saying “Oh, that tree wasn’t there before!”**
      Ethan: And the day before that.
      **another “Oh, that tree wasn’t there before!”**
      Ethan: And the day before that....
      **c’mon, you know what Mark will say**
      Mark: Oh. I guess that tree WAS there before.....

    • @thatsoneinterestingpfpyago2521
      @thatsoneinterestingpfpyago2521 5 лет назад +4

      Flow The Clown! hAhHahHhahah FuNnY Mr BeAzT JoKe

    • @inkk1ntlez568
      @inkk1ntlez568 5 лет назад +1

      3-4 times of reading that, and I just got it

  • @NotIncogneko
    @NotIncogneko 5 лет назад +1107

    “Could you film this with something other than a piece of asparagus?”
    Mood: *dies a horribly funny death*

    • @joergenhj8492
      @joergenhj8492 5 лет назад

      Zachary Valois ikr that was so unexpected

  • @theroyalnapkin379
    @theroyalnapkin379 3 года назад +331

    Then: A Heist With Markiplier
    Now: Distractible

  • @4rexus
    @4rexus 5 лет назад +1923

    “could you film this on something other than a piece of asparagus?” I DIED 💀💀💀

    • @lightsoutboys9949
      @lightsoutboys9949 5 лет назад +4

      Rexlovesbabeyiida time stamp??

    • @magentafj8246
      @magentafj8246 5 лет назад +12

      LightsOutBoys 16:11

    • @lightsoutboys9949
      @lightsoutboys9949 5 лет назад +7

      Magentafj824 thank youuu

    • @4rexus
      @4rexus 5 лет назад +5

      Magentafj824 Thank you! i was trying to find where it was! :)

    • @magentafj8246
      @magentafj8246 5 лет назад +3

      Rexlovesbabeyiida you're welcome :D

  • @Tiva04
    @Tiva04 5 лет назад +8007

    Dev: The servers will shut down if you deliver that flag.
    Mark: *delivers the flag*
    *server shuts down*
    Also Mark: *surprised pikachu*

  • @SacredSpirit1337
    @SacredSpirit1337 5 лет назад +1506

    “Is that you, Jonnyboy? HEEEEEEEYYY!”
    -immediately shoots the ingame developer in the eye
    “OH SH-“

  • @Mar-uc7kk
    @Mar-uc7kk 3 года назад +169

    "GG EZ, am i right everybody- why is that glowing red"

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 3 года назад +4

      **boss theme starts playing**

  • @bim8950
    @bim8950 5 лет назад +547

    Fun Fact: Mark's diagonal strafing strategy in the second game, (the Doom-style one,) is also a speedrunning tactic for the original Doom games. The reason it works is because the way the games are coded doesn't compensate for diagonal movement, so when you move diagonally, it uses the speed of the character moving forward and the speed moving to the side at the same time.

    • @keira6347
      @keira6347 5 лет назад +21

      i appreciate this

    • @aphelizepariah9599
      @aphelizepariah9599 5 лет назад +15

      Your fuckin NAME, dude 😂 it's amazing. As is this v fun fact 👌🏼👌🏼

    • @AlecAndersonZx
      @AlecAndersonZx 5 лет назад +8

      always normalize your vectors kids

    • @FoleyX90
      @FoleyX90 5 лет назад +7

      @@AlecAndersonZx speed *= 0.686
      these mfs made games in C and assembler but forgot my boy pi

    • @merymcsusa
      @merymcsusa 5 лет назад

      thank you, good sir

  • @lyarojas9817
    @lyarojas9817 5 лет назад +760

    “don’t you worry about worry, let me worry about worry.” that sounds like the futurama reference haha

    • @alfonzog_music
      @alfonzog_music 5 лет назад +19

      Don't you worry about Planet Express, let me worry about Blank.

    • @mygodwhatdidyoudo
      @mygodwhatdidyoudo 5 лет назад +3

      futurama
      care to explain

    • @alfonzog_music
      @alfonzog_music 5 лет назад +3

      @@mygodwhatdidyoudo The episode "Future Stock"

    • @Kirill-rc5ng
      @Kirill-rc5ng 5 лет назад +1

      What's that? I'm sorry i don't know

    • @lyarojas9817
      @lyarojas9817 5 лет назад +1

      Gazelle Tanglao it’s a show that came out in 1999 ! if you like family guy and such i recommend you watch it

  • @nathanielwilson7129
    @nathanielwilson7129 5 лет назад +456

    In game text: "Don't deliver that flag!"
    Mark: *Delivers flag*
    Game: *Ends*
    Mark: "Maybe I wasn't supposed to do that."

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls 5 лет назад +19

      *surprised Pikachu with pink mustache.jpg*

    • @MrBillyBob0
      @MrBillyBob0 5 лет назад

      This better stay 420 likes, who ever likes it and is gay.

  • @songbird6414
    @songbird6414 4 года назад +27

    I’m legitimately so fascinated by the first game, he has to do a full video on it.

  • @jackofsometrades9208
    @jackofsometrades9208 5 лет назад +645

    “I mean, could you have filmed this on something better than a piece of asparagus?”
    -Mark 2019

  • @thegrindcoreenthusiast7293
    @thegrindcoreenthusiast7293 5 лет назад +814

    Where The Different Games Start:
    0:00 No Players Online
    17:44 Flesh Birds
    31:42 Only in Darkness

  • @abigailnelson933
    @abigailnelson933 5 лет назад +407

    “So easy never gave me a challenge”
    “Oh shit”
    When I see the first question on the test vs. the rest of the test

    • @RandomElement
      @RandomElement 5 лет назад +3

      The line where you fill in your name doesn't count as a question..

    • @mika-tu6ld
      @mika-tu6ld 5 лет назад

      @@RandomElement underrated comment

  • @hat7475
    @hat7475 3 года назад +26

    27:14 I love how Mark knows it won't change anything but still tries to help that NPC guy

  • @georgeszweden9497
    @georgeszweden9497 5 лет назад +141

    The first game plays well on the off-putting feeling you get while playing a multiplayer game on an empty server

  • @ДенисХоменко-у4й
    @ДенисХоменко-у4й 5 лет назад +1758

    Mark: Sees phonograph
    Also Mark: Shoots it
    Phonograph: Dies
    Mark: Who could've known that would happen

  • @Latasha977
    @Latasha977 5 лет назад +210

    I would love to see more No Players Online. It felt like you've already played it before or it just a nostalgia feeling. And of course I like indie horror game breaking the 4th Wall. It's so trippy.

  • @Yasokiii
    @Yasokiii 3 года назад +43

    The first game perfectly encapsulates the wierd sense of dread playing mordern warfare multiplayer with no people just exploring the map

    • @fibroustoast4440
      @fibroustoast4440 3 года назад

      >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  • @Bruh-py8xs
    @Bruh-py8xs 5 лет назад +3140

    Mark: plays happily with himself in a online game
    Korean player: allow me to introduce myself

    • @shinytorchicz2131
      @shinytorchicz2131 5 лет назад +100

      Wording please.

    • @HSpartaL
      @HSpartaL 5 лет назад +57

      Mark what

    • @Bruh-py8xs
      @Bruh-py8xs 5 лет назад +28

      Ok I see my errors XD

    • @gooop
      @gooop 5 лет назад +122

      *he.. Played with himself?*

    • @7triad
      @7triad 5 лет назад +43

      Replace "with" with "by"

  • @maxjones2122
    @maxjones2122 5 лет назад +1418

    Me: He better not shoot that record player
    Mark: **shoots the record player. repeatedly.**

  • @SleepyDullahan
    @SleepyDullahan 5 лет назад +305

    Somehow that first game speaks to something primal in me as a person who's always anxious about playing games online, especially against other people.

    • @BladedEdge123
      @BladedEdge123 5 лет назад +44

      Don't feel bad about that. Anxiety like that hits a lot of us and it rarely gets brought up for lots of reasons. Feeling left out, feeling like your gonna drag people down and fear of failing and being the cause of other peoples failing and all of that is the kinda stuff that effects some of us real strongly. Buck up! Play with friends, or work on finding a community your comfy with and can talk about such things with. They are totally out there!

    • @alexheat0678
      @alexheat0678 5 лет назад +3

      @@BladedEdge123 wtf

    • @alexheat0678
      @alexheat0678 5 лет назад +3

      @@BladedEdge123 taking that too seriously

    • @kzya111
      @kzya111 5 лет назад +15

      BANANAH SPREAD maybe so but there’s a ton of people that probably appreciated what they said

    • @alexheat0678
      @alexheat0678 5 лет назад +3

      @@kzya111 never denied it but a simple feeling should not gain this much attention

  • @ashryanthetroubledouble5552
    @ashryanthetroubledouble5552 3 года назад +84

    "ooh, blueberries!!"
    *uproots entire berry bush*

  • @bamn1986
    @bamn1986 5 лет назад +162

    I love “no players online” because of one reason. You ever get that feeling when you play a empty server by yourself and you’re not alone?

    • @lazydoesytotherstuff6964
      @lazydoesytotherstuff6964 5 лет назад +10

      I see..... tf2 is scary when UR alone because the god dang WIND!!!

    • @kayceeS219
      @kayceeS219 5 лет назад +3

      Black ops is scary as fuck when your alone in bo1 the jungle map has a hacker trapped in it and he watches you play

    • @9narrly
      @9narrly 5 лет назад +7

      @@kayceeS219 wait what

    • @WoodvC
      @WoodvC 5 лет назад

      an*

    • @genkureshima9834
      @genkureshima9834 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah, unless I'm playing GTA Online then I feel pretty safe when I play by myself.

  • @mizzmixzy
    @mizzmixzy 5 лет назад +2763

    "This game is called: No players online"
    "...there is no players online."
    *Surprised Pikachu face*

  • @hello-jy9hf
    @hello-jy9hf 5 лет назад +849

    Mark: releases soul of poor woman trapped in everlasting limbo
    Also Mark: *NO*

  • @Republic_of_Tim
    @Republic_of_Tim 3 года назад +484

    "No Players Online" instantly became way less scary when John_Dev showed up and explained the whole thing to you. I hate it when horror does that.

    • @Republic_of_Tim
      @Republic_of_Tim 3 года назад +168

      I like to call this the "Russian Sleep Experiment Problem" after that copypasta. You've got a great atmosphere, very scary and suspenseful and mysterious, and then, out of nowhere, someone shows up and explains everything to you in a monologue, completely ruining any tension or mystery and shattering your suspension of disbelief.

    • @_Tzer
      @_Tzer 2 года назад +58

      To be fair there is quite a bit more to that game.. it lightly delves into being an arg iirc.

    • @randomyoutubedude673
      @randomyoutubedude673 Год назад +1

      your fault for clicking the video

    • @Barrcoke
      @Barrcoke Год назад +25

      @@randomyoutubedude673 bro are you actually serious right now? 💀

    • @cookiegaming1911
      @cookiegaming1911 Год назад +11

      In my opinion that made it scarier, knowing that that "player" wasn't even a real person and just another bot makes it feel more lonely

  • @trishie_V
    @trishie_V 5 лет назад +499

    _aw hell yeah, who needs sleep when I can watch this and be terrified of my "suspicious hanging jacket" later_

    • @maedoesitall7082
      @maedoesitall7082 5 лет назад +26

      The fact that I read that in my head as dippers voice makes it better

    • @dinoboiis8147
      @dinoboiis8147 5 лет назад +8

      The thumbnail alone gives me nightmares

    • @leotrace9158
      @leotrace9158 5 лет назад +4

      @@dinoboiis8147, don't worry. You're not the only one, my friend.

    • @lazydoesytotherstuff6964
      @lazydoesytotherstuff6964 5 лет назад

      Oh boy time to watch this as well and be scared of that random pile of luandry that i have not put away and let my imagination run wild yay...no sleep

    • @maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
      @maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan 5 лет назад

      Trishiee V your profile picture suits this comment perfectly xD

  • @altitudepilot3146
    @altitudepilot3146 5 лет назад +511

    it's one of my biggest fears being in an old game by myself idk why

    • @saturn21207
      @saturn21207 5 лет назад +45

      Same thing in empty servers, even on minecraft or TF2. You're using looking out for spies and bullets and explosions, but
      it's just you. alone, desolate and empty.

    • @frostyuri5496
      @frostyuri5496 5 лет назад +15

      @@saturn21207 exactly because we are used to games which like play with friends but you arenot used to it but yea THEY SCARY ASF

    • @PetkasProduction
      @PetkasProduction 5 лет назад +3

      I love playing an old games myself sometime

    • @thefalcon534
      @thefalcon534 5 лет назад +3

      @@saturn21207 damn it you made me wanna play tf2. on my way to join a community server lmao

    • @thefalcon534
      @thefalcon534 5 лет назад +1

      couldnt find one :(

  • @Jonnisaw
    @Jonnisaw 5 лет назад +493

    Markiplier:"where are you jonny boy?"
    Well you summoned me and I'm here, what now?

  • @darthclanker6856
    @darthclanker6856 3 года назад +803

    "why is it glowing red"
    That's a *red* flag in my book.
    ha ha 500 likes. Thanks.

  • @jessicaeaton-hylia6500
    @jessicaeaton-hylia6500 5 лет назад +386

    "Could you film this on something other than a piece of asparagus" is my new favorite line

    • @Lazy_Foxu
      @Lazy_Foxu 5 лет назад +2

      Same, and also, hello fellow tem.

    • @lilmao4482
      @lilmao4482 5 лет назад +2

      It looked like it was filmed on the milk in the back of the freezer isle

  • @Dxrthh
    @Dxrthh 5 лет назад +1161

    “This one’s called, uh, no players online.”
    “There are no players online.”

  • @devyl3057
    @devyl3057 5 лет назад +7120

    8 year old kid watches Mark play "No Players Online" and never joins an empty Roblox server again

    • @tuskactu4820
      @tuskactu4820 5 лет назад +263

      I may not be that age but I am a roblox player and I will never join a empty server

    • @quandaledingle4488
      @quandaledingle4488 4 года назад +181

      I haven’t played roblox in years but I will instantly quit a minecraft server if it has no players

    • @elitemakyrgaming180
      @elitemakyrgaming180 4 года назад +64

      ZALGO I have played ROBLOX and I have played an empty server in ROBLOX and also an empty server in tf2

    • @random_idot1484
      @random_idot1484 4 года назад +48

      I always go to Empty Servers!
       ̄へ ̄ cuz people are annoying to me sometimes (╥﹏╥)

    • @adriangarmin
      @adriangarmin 4 года назад +17

      @@tuskactu4820 DIOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @lin-x2x
    @lin-x2x 4 года назад +193

    JOHN_DEV HAS JOINED THE GAME
    Mark: wait a minute. *suprised pikachu face*

  • @testingmyaudioaddiction3452
    @testingmyaudioaddiction3452 5 лет назад +1544

    Every once in a while, he sounds like Kronk.

  • @Max-wh2bm
    @Max-wh2bm 5 лет назад +239

    "Could you film this with something better than a piece of asparagus"
    My all time favorite quote by Mark now.

  • @cooliostarstache5474
    @cooliostarstache5474 4 года назад +2991

    "No Players Online" is SCP fuel

    • @footballgaming225
      @footballgaming225 4 года назад +75

      @farras not the perfect Time to r/woosh

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 4 года назад +69

      @@footballgaming225 He a little confused, but he got the spirit (whatever that may be)

    • @marinachristoforou2755
      @marinachristoforou2755 3 года назад +34

      @farras r/ihavereddit

    • @CanIGetTheUhhhhh-
      @CanIGetTheUhhhhh- 3 года назад +5

      @Caleb Buckley Thank You For The Info I Go Play Roblox, Now. :’D

    • @i.z2335
      @i.z2335 3 года назад +10

      @farras what

  • @wilsonroo
    @wilsonroo 3 года назад +98

    Mark: **shoots twice**
    Also Mark: "One bullet? That's really all I get?

  • @jidenwosu3502
    @jidenwosu3502 5 лет назад +758

    Mark: "this ones called no players online"
    Game: There are no players online
    Mark: "😮... what the hell"

  • @rackisback7855
    @rackisback7855 5 лет назад +1536

    Mark: “Leave none for the boys”
    Me and the boys: **Demonic Screeching**

  • @asouthiseng1
    @asouthiseng1 5 лет назад +390

    20:55 - 21:05
    "Ooohhhh yeah leave none for the bois"
    *Scary Noise*
    "ILL LEAVE SOME FOR THE BOIS"

  • @eminkilicaslan8945
    @eminkilicaslan8945 3 года назад +19

    On second game I liked how he went from shovel to flamethrower he found in the woods. No pistol, no shotgun/SMG, just straight to flamethrower. Also he could easily outrun birds. Didn't even need to swing a single shovel.

  • @thetuerk
    @thetuerk 5 лет назад +350

    Mark's Horror game series is the best advertisement indie devs could have hoped to get

  • @ashleyr6809
    @ashleyr6809 5 лет назад +1129

    Mark: Your game was ruined as soon as M-A-R-K-I-P-L-I-E-R walked in the door.
    Me: The most lethal SCP around.

    • @morganpriest7726
      @morganpriest7726 5 лет назад +45

      Ah, a true fan. You may pass.

    • @CaptainPhantom6
      @CaptainPhantom6 5 лет назад +4

      I thought that was graystillplays's thing

    • @Kvast
      @Kvast 5 лет назад +22

      He's not actually lethal, he just like to pop out of walls and go "Ooooooo!"

    • @ashleyr6809
      @ashleyr6809 5 лет назад +1

      @@CaptainPhantom6 not quite :)

    • @veenoable
      @veenoable 5 лет назад +7

      He yells when he is nervous

  • @Rjmdoeseverything
    @Rjmdoeseverything 5 лет назад +222

    There's something about the feeling of loneliness and isolation you get when loading onto an empty server of a once popular game that's so genuine , like you feel as though you're walking through a piece of history and the added horror aspect just fits perfectly. He should play more like this

  • @zerotalent4527
    @zerotalent4527 3 года назад +125

    mark: not listening to the game dev and making fun of him
    GAME DEV has joined the game
    Mark:😶

  • @vrxkisai
    @vrxkisai 5 лет назад +457

    “could u film this on something other than a piece of asparagus”

    • @ziggibugg
      @ziggibugg 5 лет назад +8

      Finally someone mentioned it. It really made the air come out of my nose ;)

    • @Zykroh
      @Zykroh 5 лет назад +5

      @@ziggibugg hmm oxygen tastes nice hmm

    • @pityodeiaotako
      @pityodeiaotako 5 лет назад +3

      *HMMMMM I LOBE AIR*

    • @teslawolf8214
      @teslawolf8214 5 лет назад +4

      Coming from the man who records on a shoe, cuz he left his beanbag in Cincinnati xD

    • @randomguy-sf6fq
      @randomguy-sf6fq 5 лет назад +2

      They could've filmed it on a potato at least or a nugget

  • @werenotfriends4716
    @werenotfriends4716 5 лет назад +378

    “no players online” was a great concept almost like a creepypasta. Reminds me of a Puppet Combo game.

  • @protagonistical
    @protagonistical 5 лет назад +843

    "You're not going to toe my toes." - Markiplier 2019.

  • @eevat9280
    @eevat9280 3 года назад +82

    This is such a fantastic 3 scary games. All three games in this one are solid and amazing!

  • @ajdeupickumaterinu
    @ajdeupickumaterinu 5 лет назад +983

    Markiplier: *literally causes ww3*
    Mark: i didn't mean to do that!

    • @reach9953
      @reach9953 4 года назад +3

      Mark and markiplier?

  • @strawbaby-cx5wd
    @strawbaby-cx5wd 5 лет назад +902

    My brain: *_dont look at the screen the lady is coming_*
    Me: *hears noise and looks up at the screen* wHa-

  • @icymoltencore8621
    @icymoltencore8621 5 лет назад +678

    John: No! If you do this, I'll never see my wife again!
    Mark: Whatever you say
    Also Mark: I REALLY want that flag

  • @dkjcb3993
    @dkjcb3993 3 года назад +29

    Man in cabin: THEY TOOK MY GODDAMN ARM!
    Birds: * *takes him* *
    Me: They took your goddamn you!

    • @MochaNeko
      @MochaNeko 2 года назад +2

      PLEASE WHY DID THIS MAKE ME WHEEZE SO HARD

  • @Pecangaming
    @Pecangaming 5 лет назад +367

    *Demon enters game*
    Me: Okay time to leave
    Mark: let's go back and see if theres any secrets!

    • @DuelingFrog
      @DuelingFrog 5 лет назад +2

      Pecan genuinely true

    • @dark01z17
      @dark01z17 5 лет назад +7

      He suffers from horror movie character disease

    • @Crei-Cries
      @Crei-Cries 5 лет назад

      @@DuelingFrog nnnnnnnnnnnnnnbbnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.b,b nk I
      Uh i was trying to find a hair tie and my earbud wire fell on my phone and did this-

    • @Skyte100
      @Skyte100 5 лет назад +1

      @@dark01z17 What if horror movie characters were just looking for secrets too...

    • @MadnessXMedia
      @MadnessXMedia 5 лет назад

      Pecan lmfao that’s Mark for ya 😂

  • @pkmntrainermark8881
    @pkmntrainermark8881 5 лет назад +337

    "I need to put food on the table."
    Ad: "Put it in these Ziplocs!"

  • @wiimii9005
    @wiimii9005 5 лет назад +374

    I love how Mark just says random stuff when he's scared and nervous.

    • @AJ-kk9xi
      @AJ-kk9xi 4 года назад +11

      I do it too lol, babbling nonsense or panic singing while playing horror games is a really good method to distract yourself, because instead you focus on trying to figure out wtf you just said

    • @ghost_animates7926
      @ghost_animates7926 4 года назад +9

      @@AJ-kk9xi lol yeah when I play creepy games I sometimes sing something like:
      Oh hello creepy old thingys please don’t kill me I don’t want to die I’m going to cry I can’t think of anything else rhyming with cry.. pie die cry my eye is dying oh my gawd I’m gonna get killed so much haha so funny someone help me I’m being held hostage hahahahahaha I drowned my fish and ate my cat hahahah don’t kill me I’ll sacrifice my sister to you demon ok bye

    • @ghost_animates7926
      @ghost_animates7926 4 года назад +2

      Also no this is not a cry for help I’m ok I swear

    • @AJ-kk9xi
      @AJ-kk9xi 4 года назад

      @@ghost_animates7926 Exactly lmao

    • @ciciauwauw
      @ciciauwauw 4 года назад +3

      my bathroom is big and theres a lot of dark spots, I look at the dark spots and say "hey u guys are cool, pls let me shit alone"

  • @Cynidecia
    @Cynidecia 4 года назад +8

    "sometimes there's just no one that plays"
    Honestly a sad and true fact about many multiplayer games. In decades to come many games online communities will just be lost to time, imagine logging into an older shooter like tfc and just no servers at all.

  • @Crispii1t
    @Crispii1t 5 лет назад +1083

    Ok I guess I’ll be the one who puts all the jump scares in
    6:10
    6:53 kind of
    8:28 also kind of
    21:03 Audio jump scare
    21:27
    24:29
    25:06
    26:04
    26:37
    27:18
    27:50
    31:11
    32:11
    36:14
    The whole damn third game is a jump scare in itself

  • @dannywrld4176
    @dannywrld4176 5 лет назад +379

    Mark doesn’t believe the game will shut down if he delivers the flag
    Also mark: delivers flag
    Mark again: Uh oh

  • @elleeskanz
    @elleeskanz 5 лет назад +173

    Guy- my wife is dead and im alone and i just want to see her
    Mark- Ok but like
    *what about the DUB*

  • @editor9449
    @editor9449 3 года назад +59

    No Players Online looks like a classic clickbait material:
    "I played a game with NO PLAYERS ONLINE and THIS HAPPENED!!"

    • @dietznuts9353
      @dietznuts9353 3 года назад +2

      Graystillplays lol

    • @parkersumwalt8078
      @parkersumwalt8078 3 года назад +2

      Gone wrong, police called, went to hospital, you won't believe what happened, doctors hate him, (lots of red arrows)

  • @mistah3687
    @mistah3687 5 лет назад +975

    Mark: See's shadowy figure
    Also Mark: _Runs directly at it_

    • @wolpertinger.
      @wolpertinger. 5 лет назад +20

      MisterEpicFace that’s some alpha male shit right there and I’m here for it

    • @flamxzyy
      @flamxzyy 4 года назад +5

      MisterEpicFace he has a gun

    • @Miss_Jackson251
      @Miss_Jackson251 4 года назад +15

      Every horror movie in a nutshell

    • @toepaca9395
      @toepaca9395 4 года назад +10

      Iz called a pro gamer move

    • @sushiwithasword5089
      @sushiwithasword5089 4 года назад +4

      He is without fear

  • @bongo9908
    @bongo9908 5 лет назад +336

    Game: Demonic entity chases u
    Mark: was there a tree there before?

    • @camocrocs1490
      @camocrocs1490 4 года назад

      as i read this comment, he said that.

    • @bongo9908
      @bongo9908 4 года назад

      Lol good timing

    • @haelstrom101
      @haelstrom101 4 года назад

      169 likes rn, _noice_

    • @bongo9908
      @bongo9908 4 года назад

      Lol lets gooo

    • @martinamullerova1720
      @martinamullerova1720 2 года назад

      That thing when cathes you on roblox you get kicked from roblox and r.i.p. 4 players that played the game and got killed and kicked from roblox the way to run from it in roblox is to run from it then it gets tired and you have to get the last flag and get to the spawn as fast as you can and then you win and get kicked from the game and it joins to the game and chases you and that thing changes the name every 1 second so roblox cannot ban it

  • @Offensive_Username
    @Offensive_Username 5 лет назад +454

    "It is a permanent thing"
    Until you clean the according entry in the registry.

    • @heroketchup7504
      @heroketchup7504 5 лет назад +25

      hey ur username is offensive

    • @nolanc9432
      @nolanc9432 5 лет назад +1

      Your username is offensive

    • @stimpy9317
      @stimpy9317 5 лет назад

      Your username is offensive

    • @sugarpapaelmo2004
      @sugarpapaelmo2004 5 лет назад

      Your username is offensive
      Edit:
      YOU LITTLE FUCKLINGS RUINED THE WHOLE THING!

    • @jaimeparker2161
      @jaimeparker2161 5 лет назад

      Your username is offensive

  • @awfulq
    @awfulq 4 года назад +81

    no one:
    mark: [standing in a room that's glowing different colors] how do i solve this color puzzle.................

    • @ellalameifwa5396
      @ellalameifwa5396 3 года назад

      yeah, it was obviously corresponding to the generators behind him, yet not once did he even GLANCE at them...

  • @mynameisskylar
    @mynameisskylar 4 года назад +743

    Mark:” Have you checked out A Heist With Markiplier yet?”
    Me: gets vivid flashbacks to when I spent 4 hours on finding and mapping out EVERY SINGLE ENDING in the same day because I came home from school sick back in November. “Yeah I checked it out. Totally didn’t cry.”

    • @sohanierampersaud7424
      @sohanierampersaud7424 3 года назад +16

      It took me 3 days cuz I was sick too and was bored af

    • @ambria22208
      @ambria22208 3 года назад +8

      BRO RIGHT AS I STARTED READING THIS COMMENT HE SAID IT AND I SCREAMED

    • @lost_ones9002
      @lost_ones9002 2 года назад +3

      YO YOU TOO?

    • @mynameisskylar
      @mynameisskylar 2 года назад +6

      I mapped it all out on paper and then my cat puked on it 😭

    • @lost_ones9002
      @lost_ones9002 2 года назад +2

      @@mynameisskylar oH no- that sucks

  • @raulzazueta2475
    @raulzazueta2475 5 лет назад +63

    the first one plays with an actual paranoia i have with playing online. the feeling of being alone or surrounded by AI or robots. first time ive seen this play out.

    • @Dark0neone
      @Dark0neone 5 лет назад +1

      That's basically Escape from Tarkov in a nutshell

  • @cyvenfx7271
    @cyvenfx7271 5 лет назад +872

    John: Please don't do this, my wife!
    Mark: *Let's get this FLAG*

  • @Player1-up
    @Player1-up 4 года назад +78

    i feel like "No Players Online" would be a bit more effective if you actually had to fight the developer over the last flag point, quake 3 style, and he was legitimately very challenging.

    • @Zelphy_
      @Zelphy_ 6 месяцев назад +3

      That would be really really awesome, but would take all the horror and mystery and lore away then turn it into fun lol. I know it has been 3 years since you commented this I'm replying very late😅.

  • @Walking.Cadavers
    @Walking.Cadavers 5 лет назад +375

    "I mean, could you film this on somthing other than a peice of asparagus?"
    *me when yt's vid quality bumps down to 144p* XD

    • @michaelalleman4186
      @michaelalleman4186 5 лет назад +7

      RUclips: okay
      "Proceeds to play adds at 1080p and 60 fps in .02 srconds*

    • @Dulvik123
      @Dulvik123 5 лет назад +3

      Ikr

  • @moshinu9468
    @moshinu9468 5 лет назад +280

    Viynal: playing
    Mark: shoots record**
    Record** stops playing
    Mark: wAIT THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR

    • @lilmao4482
      @lilmao4482 5 лет назад +1

      Markplier.exe stopped working

    • @AquaKeyBlade98
      @AquaKeyBlade98 5 лет назад +8

      *vinyl
      **record, not disk

    • @EmeraldSogeking
      @EmeraldSogeking 5 лет назад

      @@AquaKeyBlade98 You just wrecked that guy

    • @AquaKeyBlade98
      @AquaKeyBlade98 5 лет назад

      @@EmeraldSogeking Oh shit, it's Dio! * exclaims in dramatic Japanese male voice *

    • @mintk2598
      @mintk2598 5 лет назад +2

      the fact that you called it a disc makes me feel old.... how do people not remember vinyl records?

  • @XDrZaneX
    @XDrZaneX 5 лет назад +240

    My very first thought was "holy shit that's my wallpaper"
    Made me startle.

    • @lucasgc3585
      @lucasgc3585 4 года назад +29

      Otaku Gurl 4 Lyfe dude stop. Just let him express whatever he/she wants to say

    • @sharksoda1664
      @sharksoda1664 4 года назад +22

      @Crotchwhistle Purple you must be the life of the party

    • @zyloft2053
      @zyloft2053 4 года назад +3

      What is the wallpaper called?

    • @hani4561
      @hani4561 4 года назад +1

      @@zyloft2053 its part of the concept art for the video game firewatch

    • @triangletreetea8717
      @triangletreetea8717 4 года назад

      @Crotchwhistle Purple judging by your playlists uhhh
      Your opinion isnt valid

  • @cyberpunkthewolf5567
    @cyberpunkthewolf5567 3 года назад +12

    "could you film this on something other than a piece of asparagus" killed me