The Critical Drinker and the Loser Spider-Man Dilemma

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  • @limonx6778
    @limonx6778 Год назад +2789

    Isn't Peter B Parker's whole thing that he's not the "og" perfect Peter? His introduction is meant to contrast the very first segment of the movie ???

    • @ZelcherProductions
      @ZelcherProductions  Год назад +416

      That’s actually true lol

    • @Pensushets
      @Pensushets Год назад +316

      It's even in the name; Peter "B" Parker, as in, not the "A"

    • @supermelvinfell
      @supermelvinfell Год назад +133

      @@PensushetsPeter’s middle name has always been Benjamin in every universe tho

    • @Pensushets
      @Pensushets Год назад +347

      @@supermelvinfell yeah, but who has ever called Peter, Peter Benjamin Parker? It's always been Peter Parker, they made it a point to call him Peter B as in he isn't the prime Peter lol

    • @limonx6778
      @limonx6778 Год назад +51

      @@Pensushets oooooh i like that reading, i never thought abt it

  • @Kalizoid
    @Kalizoid Год назад +1396

    Key moment from the second movie that a lot of people tend to overlook is that Peter .B is literally the only spiderman to successfully catch Miles during the chase and talk to him by thinking ahead in the scene prior.

    • @BTL_LTW
      @BTL_LTW Год назад +303

      Exactly, he’s the only Spider-Man wise enough to understand where Miles was going, and the only one who was (almost) able to talk him out of his plan - like an ACTUAL hero, instead of trying to beat the shit out of him.

    • @RohinNair
      @RohinNair Год назад +162

      Also...he's literally the only (that's shown) Spider individual in the movie who's been through his canon events, got knocked down in life, and grew beyond it. Not saying the others haven't (we don't know yet) or can't, but seeing someone go from his state in the first movie to a happy, married father should be awe-inspiring, not a point to ridicule him.
      People ridiculing Peter B. Parker for finding happiness despite his canon events truly have a warped view of life and fulfilment.

    • @chillreviewer
      @chillreviewer Год назад +33

      Thank you for bringing this out, that was such an underrated scene in my opinion especially in how Peter B was trying to convey to Miles how he still cared about him (despite all the craziness going on lol)

    • @thereallocke8065
      @thereallocke8065 Год назад +16

      People just seem to be mad about the pretty traditional jaded mentor trope when its done to an existing character. Like it's fine if a character we don't know has an elaborate and tragic backstory that made them jaded until they met the protagonist but if an established character has a bunch of tragic stuff happen to them they have to remain a shining paragon hero. Can't become a knight in sour armor to borrow the TV tropes term.
      And people mad that Peter is a bit of a goof ball seem to just ignore basically every depiction of him he's a nerd whose quick with a quip and does a lot of things that he thinks are amusing as long as they don't get in the way of him actually stopping the bsd guy

    • @BehuraStudio
      @BehuraStudio Год назад +15

      Also a lot of his fight scenes and movement in them shows how mega experienced he is, he just happened to be destroyed by Life circumstances

  • @RedDevilStudio
    @RedDevilStudio Год назад +646

    I would have thought the fact that Peter B went from depressed and divorced to reconciled and a Dad with a kid who clearly loves him as a major W. He actually seems to be the only one who has his life together in the movie compared to the others.

    • @ZelcherProductions
      @ZelcherProductions  Год назад +203

      Being a loving father is too woke for these people lol

    • @SoftPiet
      @SoftPiet Год назад +74

      ⁠@@ZelcherProductionsthey use that word to mask their insecurities imo

    • @PrincessFionaYT
      @PrincessFionaYT Год назад +2

      I didn’t find the idea why he kept bringing his toddler along with them a little puzzling. That’s not really consistent with being a loving father, putting your child in mortal danger constantly.

    • @RedDevilStudio
      @RedDevilStudio Год назад +35

      @FionaM2001 1) This is a toddler with Spider powers. 2) What exactly were the scenes where he put her directly in danger? I'd have thought being in a room full of spider men was actually more safe, then being alone with MJ. 3) Have you actually watched the movie?

    • @haileyharmon5298
      @haileyharmon5298 Год назад +13

      ​@@PrincessFionaYTYou do realize that Jess fought while PREGNANT, right? Though, at least Peter kept an eye on his kid.

  • @NO_ir777
    @NO_ir777 Год назад +436

    I always thought peter B served the purpose of being a subversion of a teenage peter parker. Instead of a spiderman struggling to balance his life between being a teenager and superhero, Peter B is an adult struggling to be an adult but still capable of being spiderman. Peter B is by no means a joke or a punching bag, even in spite of his rustiness he's able to take the lead and be spiderman when he needs to.

    • @shamefuldisplay9692
      @shamefuldisplay9692 Год назад +19

      He literally recovers from the slump by the second one too, idk how people find him a loser. Even from a toxic masculinity perspective he still gets the sexy redhead and is better than most Spidermen in the Spider Society. Peter B is the only who catches up to Miles and does a better job than anyone else of trying to talk him down.

  • @regenerations67
    @regenerations67 Год назад +1930

    this reminds me of when the mario movie came out, and there were these channels that were constantly comlpaining about how "girl boss" peach was, and how it ruined mario, it was one of the most mind numbing things I ever experinced as a mario fan.

    • @theultimatesagavan6287
      @theultimatesagavan6287 Год назад +410

      Don't forget how they immediately began to praise the Mario movie as anti woke when the film became a box office success. Just another grift for these kind of people.

    • @oshkeet
      @oshkeet Год назад

      You gotta love a dude so far up his own ass he complains a woman running a literal country as a "girlboss." Like... yes she is the literal boss of the place.
      But yeah, the grift is obvious in stuff like Spiderman, where the entire point of his characterization Peter is he's the underdog who preserves. It's like saying because Charlie Brown constantly messes up that he's part of some modern woke agenda and not a 70+ years old comic strip character designed as such.

    • @uslessyoutuber3092
      @uslessyoutuber3092 Год назад +137

      and also peach has almost always been a "girl boss" (even when kidnapped)

    • @natu01
      @natu01 Год назад +27

      @@theultimatesagavan6287 It was also praised as being proggressive by femenists so it goes both ways

    • @GhostlyPhantome
      @GhostlyPhantome Год назад +106

      Then they all loved the Mario movie and were talking about how it will destroy the "M-She-U" with a Nintendo Cinematic Universe

  • @micpere1991
    @micpere1991 Год назад +163

    I love Peter B Parker because he is subversion of the typical Spider-man story. Normally, no matter the odds, Peter always gets back up and keeps going. But with Peter B, it shows that like in real life, sometimes its too much and we might stay down for a bit. Peter for 22 years let being Spider-man consume him. It ruined relationships, friendships, his marriage, he was afriad of having a child becuase of the danger, the physical and emotional toll it brings and having to bury his Aunt May. So of course he is going to be burnt out, no one is perfect! But when he met Miles and saw what a terrific kid he is, he probably saw a lot of himself in him and it gave him the shot of hope to get up and fight again and wanting to become a dad. It's not a mockery of the Peter Parker character, in fact it shows a real matured Peter learning not to give up after life put him through it. The film makers show more respect to Peter in two films more than the current comic writers who have him cucked and not letting him mature.

    • @toonpacha2396
      @toonpacha2396 Год назад +15

      I agree and I didn’t realize some people call him Peter B; I just call him Raimi Spiderman or Raimi Peter because that’s what he reminds me of the most

  • @ArcTrooper269
    @ArcTrooper269 Год назад +396

    Hilarious how the dude said they completely disrespect Peter Parker's character & then proceed to ignore Blonde Peter, Peter Noir & Spectacular Peter(characters who are also Peter Parker & have an important role beside being a cameo)

    • @ahennessy7998
      @ahennessy7998 Год назад +42

      Hell even Ben Reilly qualifies

    • @SymbiSpidey
      @SymbiSpidey Год назад +73

      He cherry picks so hard to make his arguments. Most of his channel is just misrepresenting the movies he reviews by ignoring scenes

    • @ArcTrooper269
      @ArcTrooper269 Год назад +14

      @@SymbiSpidey He Likes Thor Ragnarok but Hates Thor 4, despite both are the exact Same movie, except one is starred by 2 White Dudes & the other By a Woman & a Dude

    • @walberparker7111
      @walberparker7111 Год назад +32

      @@ArcTrooper269 after dark world ragnarok was a very needed change of tone, thor 4 took that change of tone and went bat shit insane with it making the story so focused on basic comedy that it couldn't be taken seriously in any way, liking ragnarok but not thor 4 isn't that weird

    • @ArcTrooper269
      @ArcTrooper269 Год назад +9

      @@walberparker7111 Thor 3 Ruined Planet Hulk, Asgard's Ragnarok & Fesr Itself, Thor 4 Ruined God Butcher, Mighty Thor's run & Has a CGI FLOATING HEAD
      *Both are irredimible Trash, kiddo*

  • @matti.8465
    @matti.8465 Год назад +240

    Peter bringing Mayday along makes sense. First of all, the Spider Society is probably one of the safest places in the multiverse, it's just where the Spideys hang out between missions so I don't see how Mayday would be in danger. As for why he brought her along during the chase, I think the reason Peter brought Mayday along despite knowing it's bad parenting is because he really thought she would help change Miles' mind.

    • @walberparker7111
      @walberparker7111 Год назад +8

      it's because marketing, trying to look at it beyond that is dumb it's just "look at how cute the baby is" and it works but it kills his character a little

    • @ArcTrooper269
      @ArcTrooper269 Год назад +1

      @@walberparker7111 Says the Addict to loli p*rn

    • @SoftPiet
      @SoftPiet Год назад +64

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@walberparker7111it doesn’t kill his character one bit really and that’s a pretty shallow way of looking at his character.
      And I don’t think it’s because of marketing I think it’s because He and MJ had a literal child together smh 🤦‍♀️
      They didn’t put the baby just for the thought of her being cute, they put her in the movie because Peter put himself together when he met Miles and realized he did want to have kids with MJ
      Pretty disrespectful to call someone’s observation "dumb".

    • @excelegbunike7232
      @excelegbunike7232 Год назад +7

      ​@@SoftPietwell MJ told him to keep her sage in the house and he still brouth her to mission the second time considerino peter felt a lot of guilt for screwing up with MJ he should be as responsabile as possible

    • @walberparker7111
      @walberparker7111 Год назад +7

      @@SoftPiet Peter taking his toddler on spider adventures makes no logical sense, sure him becoming a father is cool and shows his growth after the first movie but the baby is only there so they can plaster it all over the posters (which they did) I like peter showing pictures of the baby to everyone he knows but carrying it around while swinging all over the city just makes him look extremely irresponsible, at least to me

  • @aquilaaltaire3007
    @aquilaaltaire3007 Год назад +131

    I think most male protagonists follow a formula of starting out on a great note, then stumbling for a bit before hitting their stride and saving the day in the end. But the stumble has to be big enough so that the audience feels some kind of relatability and investment but not so big that male audiences feel the protagonist is heading into a "pathetic" direction.
    Characters who save the day in movies are not usually constructed to feel very deeply, and this could be due to a variety of reasons (movie run time, societal expectations, etc). Having someone like Peter Parker get hit hard and show that might feel disconcerting to many because he doesn't bounce back after one inspiration speech. But I like Peter's character because he shows realism.
    I think many male characters like him get mixed reception because they subvert established tropes of what a main character should be. Newt Scamander from Fantastic Beasts in the first movie received the same treatment. Many critics called him pathetic and even feminine because he wasn't loudly taking center stage and aggressively fighting the bad guy, and instead takes a more understanding and nurturing approach that his "opponents" often needed but never received.

  • @ma.2089
    @ma.2089 Год назад +304

    6:49 it’s hysterical cuz that stuff is precisely why Peter B. was my fav Spider-Man in “Into”. I love that character trope. Ppl like Critical Drinker would assume based off my identity that I would prefer Gwen or Miles (they got their spotlight in “Across”, and I love them as much as Peter B. now), but i ended up loving the straight white cis Peter that was old and a mess.
    I think it says more about Critical Drinker that be perceives any weakness or flaw in character as bad, and totally wrong or mockery if it’s a white guy. Everyone has their bad days, and should be given the chance and help to bounce back.

  • @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259
    @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 Год назад +741

    Wow was not expecting such a well thought out take that criticizes the drinker yet empathizes with him and doesn't insult him. You truly are the bigger person. You get a sub from me.

    • @m.a.k.dynasty4504
      @m.a.k.dynasty4504 Год назад +126

      Ridiculing Critical Drinker for having some egregious takes and bad media literacy from time to time isn't entirely unwarranted though.

    • @PotatoKing86
      @PotatoKing86 Год назад

      ​@@m.a.k.dynasty4504yee. I hate him

    • @justanidiotmk2749
      @justanidiotmk2749 Год назад +58

      Which is pretty cool and all, but he doesn't deserve empathy. That also includes all of his little obese toe suckers that chase and simp for him.

    • @acecaesar4999
      @acecaesar4999 Год назад +46

      ​@justanidiotmk2749 it's probably less that he deserves it and more of the fact that op is keeping things civil and doesn't want to stoop to drinkers level. Being the bigger person type stuff imo

    • @thesteelsquid863
      @thesteelsquid863 Год назад +38

      ​@@m.a.k.dynasty4504His glass onion review killed me. Even if you don't like that movie my guy straight up lied in it, like claiming the main character just happened to have hot sauce on his person even though a previous scene showed the bad guy giving him some. But, of course, the movie was directed by Rian Johnson, so ya gotta jump on that hate-clout bandwagon, right?

  • @LabiLabi777
    @LabiLabi777 Год назад +232

    I think the one thing that ticked me off is how he actually agreed with Val's plans to steal vibranium from Wakanda in Black Panther: Wakanda Forever. Like, WHAT?!

    • @BTL_LTW
      @BTL_LTW Год назад

      Because he’s a Chud and a spokesperson for Chuds, of course he hates the concept of Wakanda and what it represents

    • @shawnwilcowski
      @shawnwilcowski Год назад +80

      Proves his racism right there 😂

    • @jordannewman177
      @jordannewman177 Год назад

      @@shawnwilcowskilmao people like you find “racism” in literally anything. Get out of your left-wing echo chamber buddy.

    • @verdurite
      @verdurite Год назад +13

      @bananarama1425 ? except Wakanda didn't just camp around the meteor but okay. And Wakanda keeping Vibranium from being spread like candy to nations that seek to abuse it (like how the world treats nuclear weaponry) has never been the issue. The issue is how Wakanda didn't use vibranium to help out in issues they could conceivably intervene in. A problem addressed by Wakanda helping in Infinity War and Endgame and revealing themselves to the world after the first movie.

  • @gabriele399
    @gabriele399 Год назад +2233

    so..showing signs of being burn out and depressed is the equivalent of being a loser?damn the drinker must have GREAT opinions on masculinity and such

    • @billyboleson2830
      @billyboleson2830 Год назад +298

      Considering he completely missed the point of fight club yeah probably

    • @maazabbasi9174
      @maazabbasi9174 Год назад +16

      ​@@billyboleson2830what'd he miss the point of?

    • @rakeshchettri9956
      @rakeshchettri9956 Год назад +14

      ​@@billyboleson2830what point???

    • @shawnwilcowski
      @shawnwilcowski Год назад +87

      Lol 😂 of course you got his defenders in here

    • @reagyman405
      @reagyman405 Год назад +36

      @@shawnwilcowskiactually I think OP was being sarcastic

  • @acemagalor2519
    @acemagalor2519 Год назад +869

    I feel like the drinker has a really hard time interpreting nuance like he can pretty easily tear apart a bad movie like rise of skywalker or quantumania but whenever a movie holds back layers to it’s plot or themes he just sort of waves it away as forcing “the message” (which lets be real is just him complaining about “woke” stuff without actually saying it) or claiming contrivance or things like that. A perfect example of this being in his Midsommar review where he could only brush the film at surface level and just called it “feminist propaganda”

    • @ETHER3AL2205
      @ETHER3AL2205 Год назад +193

      Yea it’s like he is so focused on the “wokeness” in Hollywood that he can’t judge a film for what it is.

    • @mooliciousmaul6514
      @mooliciousmaul6514 Год назад +23

      Or Midsommer is a mess and the theme is not coherent with the script.

    • @Thunderous333
      @Thunderous333 Год назад +12

      Midsummer sucks but I think your point is still semi valid

    • @klaykid117
      @klaykid117 Год назад +57

      I definitely know people like this in real life and I usually just call them "action movie fans" They love James Bond (evidence by the fact that he literally wrote a James Bond knockoff series) mission impossible, etc. And immediately stop watching if it's like a musical or something

    • @mooliciousmaul6514
      @mooliciousmaul6514 Год назад +13

      @@klaykid117 is that true because Drinker has plenty of videos that aren’t action related. It seems to me that he wants good writing

  • @GhostwalkerSparrow
    @GhostwalkerSparrow Год назад +599

    With the whole spider woman being pregnant thing, I think what the writers are trying to say is that the job of Spider-Man or woman doesn’t really stop when your personal life gets in the way.

    • @yrretgnortsmra8955
      @yrretgnortsmra8955 Год назад +75

      That's kind of stupid. You can't just be married to the job. You have to have your own personal life.

    • @spidyboi9097
      @spidyboi9097 Год назад +125

      Cool, do that, sure, but pray to jesus that child doesnt bonk his head a million times

    • @antismo9998
      @antismo9998 Год назад +175

      @@spidyboi9097 When Jessica gives birth, the doctor better get a bowl ready, 'cause that kid's gonna come out looking like soup

    • @amogus1415
      @amogus1415 Год назад +1

      IDK,Maybe don't have a child if you know they're probably gonna get smashed in the womb by a pumpkin bomb,just me?

    • @BobTheReaper
      @BobTheReaper Год назад +42

      ​@@yrretgnortsmra8955True, but so many things hinge on spider people being active. Not defending it in this film, her role couldve been taking over by literally anyone else while she played more of a sport role. Just saying that was most likely their intent to show the importance of spiderman doesn't stop for any reason.

  • @spinjitzumasterfalcon
    @spinjitzumasterfalcon Год назад +970

    This is why channels like Cinemasins and The Critical Drinker frustrate me. Thank you for speaking up against these "Meta Critics"

    • @elderrusty541
      @elderrusty541 Год назад +114

      The worst I’ve ever seen was Mauler nitpicking Solo cause they referenced things from the Star Wars lore, how dare a Star Wars movie reference fucking Star Wars, he tried to say it was insulting the audiences intelligence and trying to hard, but that’s like saying a Marvel comic is trying to hard because somebody references Captain America

    • @spinosaurusstriker
      @spinosaurusstriker Год назад +55

      ​@@elderrusty541nah mauler is right there, pure reference whitout substance.

    • @ComicXanz
      @ComicXanz Год назад +7

      S.K. is also bad with the nitpicking too.

    • @spinjitzumasterfalcon
      @spinjitzumasterfalcon Год назад +45

      The problems I have is when critics focus solely on the bad while blindly ignoring the good of a film. What makes a good review is that balance of good and bad.

    • @mooliciousmaul6514
      @mooliciousmaul6514 Год назад +26

      @@elderrusty541Nitpicking? mauler goes out his way to get references to previous material, movies that are in the same continuity, doesn’t leave out context and examines the characters values and weaknesses. You are 100% wrong on that Solo take. That movie is the pinnacle of dangling keys in front of your face and hoping enough people like it. It’s even funnier that people tend to agree with his synopsis.

  • @thebrokenpuppet2714
    @thebrokenpuppet2714 Год назад +247

    It’s good to see the critical drinker get the dunking on he deserves

  • @CouragelessOne
    @CouragelessOne 10 месяцев назад +18

    I saw a really great comment on another one of these critique videos that pretty much sums up how channels like the Critical Drinker look at characters in media. It went like:
    Gender: Male or woke
    Sexuality: Straight or woke
    Race: White or woke

  • @zomebody5529
    @zomebody5529 Год назад +71

    Bro I also thought his take on Peter B was atrocious lol. He's literally one of the least depressed Peter adaptations in a while, but just because he's not some stoic overly serious character, Critical Thinker thinks it's crapping on legacy characters to prop up the new "woke'" ones. Spider-Man has always been goofy, it ain't new

  • @ma.2089
    @ma.2089 Год назад +472

    16:13 gotta love how he assumes MJ is at home. Why? Cuz she’s a woman? Cuz her husband is out of the house working?? Does Spider-Man get PAID??? Who else is going to support the family cuz apparently MJ acknowledges his work is being Spider-Man?? Lol

    • @UltravioletNomad
      @UltravioletNomad Год назад +136

      And compared to Spider Woman he doesn't seem to be doing field work, hes there for clerical reasons and only joins in the chase to catch up to Miles before the rest.

    • @gayanudugampola8973
      @gayanudugampola8973 Год назад +141

      Now that i think about it. MJ would provide more than Peter. Considering it's Peter that usually struggles with money compared to her.

    • @NoMustang273
      @NoMustang273 Год назад +63

      ​@gayanudugampola8973 In the first movie he was living in a pretty small home too. I mean it's possible he got a better job later but I wouldn't be surprised if MJ was the breadmaker or at least contributed a lot herself.

    • @VibrantRedRocketer
      @VibrantRedRocketer Год назад +19

      he might work for the bugle and the reason i think he assumes she is at home is because she was at home for a scene in the movie i am no way supporting the critical drinker but i dont think it is aimed to be sexist

    • @soilderzero2982
      @soilderzero2982 Год назад +56

      also like to point out that mayday has powers. even without the web shooters, i would imagine she would be pretty difficult for MJ to look after

  • @CountryShape
    @CountryShape Год назад +63

    I haven't seen the movie yet, but i agree with you on the struggles of Peter Parker and the responsibilities of being Spider-man. Heck, there a Spider-man Novel that i own, where he's a successful college professor, is married to Mary Jane and still struggles with maintaining his daily life while trying to stop a new Carrion created by a cult trying to acquire the DarkHold to summon Cthon and destroy/takeover the world. the point being Peter Parker as himself or Spiderman will always have problems to overcome and that is why we love him as a relatable character.

    • @animo358
      @animo358 Год назад +3

      ....What book is that?

    • @CountryShape
      @CountryShape Год назад +9

      @@animo358 Spider-Man Requiem by Jeff Mariotte.

  • @WithoutFear804
    @WithoutFear804 Год назад +156

    I remember Critical drinker saying in the first movie they had to make peter a loser so they could make miles look cool. What a ridiculous and insecure way of viewing the movie. But it doesn't surprise me, critical drinker has routinely been upset when the "straight white man" has any flaw whatsoever in a movie. As if having flaws makes you a bad character. Its crazy because Peter B is literally the best Peter out of every Peter Parker iteration in my opinion.

    • @Δ-Δ-Δ-Δ
      @Δ-Δ-Δ-Δ Год назад +10

      I don't hate The Scottish Troll.
      But yeah, he's kind of made ridiculous comments before.
      He likes to complain about woke stuff, but he's no better.

    • @justaghostinthesea
      @justaghostinthesea Год назад +29

      Doesn't Miles spend the first two acts of the film getting constantly knocked down by the world?

    • @Δ-Δ-Δ-Δ
      @Δ-Δ-Δ-Δ Год назад +16

      @@justaghostinthesea the Scottish troll likes to search hard for woke stuff.
      Everything is woke and progressive for him.

    • @Ineedgames
      @Ineedgames Год назад +7

      Miles doesn't even become cool until the last 10 minutes of the movie.
      Is he stupid?

    • @justaghostinthesea
      @justaghostinthesea Год назад +8

      @@Ineedgames Yeah, he spends the whole movie tripping over himself, which is the whole point, because it makes the Leap of Faith that much more satisfying

  • @jacktheartisan406
    @jacktheartisan406 Год назад +840

    Oh, this take by Drinker is nothing compared to his god-awful "review" of Midsommar, in which he calls it femenist propaganda.

    • @JazzSicaa
      @JazzSicaa Год назад +274

      BRO, WHAT????
      Imagine missing the point of a movie this badly...

    • @ZelcherProductions
      @ZelcherProductions  Год назад +291

      Been thinking about doing a video on that for a while lol

    • @jazzratoon
      @jazzratoon Год назад +153

      Drinker needs to quit drinking its messing with his head.

    • @guyguy657
      @guyguy657 Год назад +64

      As someone who also didn't like the film and also watched that review.
      I agree with some of his points, but I don't understand where he got the agenda idea from.

    • @meciocio
      @meciocio Год назад +185

      ​@@guyguy657Because he's a grifter. The "agenda" is everywhere you want to look for it.

  • @gunnellagann
    @gunnellagann Год назад +34

    "I always go to the Critical Drinker for a fearless, honest and brutal review! One of the few who says it like it is"
    If you ever start thinking like these usual comments under his videos you're already hopeless

  • @matti.8465
    @matti.8465 Год назад +47

    Perfect Peter isn't even an acurrate depiction of the character (he can afford his own a BATCAVE for god's sake), they made him that way to add to the theme of Miles' fear of not living up to expectations, and to contrast with the more flawed and realistic Peter B Parker.

    • @justaghostinthesea
      @justaghostinthesea Год назад +5

      CinemaWins (great channel btw) described Blondie Peter as the "quintessential Spider-Man" and that sums it up very well in my opinion

  • @iain2080
    @iain2080 Год назад +162

    I'm not really invested in this discourse but I'm glad to see you making videos and your points are much more perceptive than TCD. I like some of his vids but making his entire identity "im anti woke" is tiresome. Many conservative people skip films like "Everything Everywhere All At Once" etc because the cast isnt primarily white which baffles me or they rag on other films for having a non white main character. Insanely stupid carry on that acts as if every film should be only white characters or should only portray white characters in a favourable light. It just doesn't reflect the world we live in. I feel race swaps of pre existing characters can be lazy but in general I think his views are short sighted even tho some corporations do pander at times but they're businesses so they have to in order to make a profit.

    • @ideac.
      @ideac. Год назад +20

      That part is just racism really

    • @greendoritoman2464
      @greendoritoman2464 Год назад +24

      he did say he liked everything everywhere all at once and arcane but he was grasping so hard to say that it wasn't woke and that him liking it means he's not allowed to be called a bigot. as good media that's actually proudly diverse keeps showing up the illusion of any distinction between "good based and apolitical" and "evil woke trash" disappears. these people are only saying that these works are "diversity done right" because they're popular. they don't believe in anything other than their scummy biases, and they're going to try their damndest to manipulate people into thinking exactly like them

    • @jordannewman177
      @jordannewman177 Год назад

      Race swapping like in the little mermaid remake (danish folklore) and the new Snow White abomination (German folklore) are absolutely attempts to destroy European culture and their stories and that horrible. If you don’t see the problem all I’d ask is would it be ok to have a white actor play black panther? There is not a single tangible benefit to diversity and especially no value in forcing it in where it doesn’t fit.

    • @billyboleson2830
      @billyboleson2830 Год назад +10

      @@jordannewman177 oh boy lemme tell you what musicals have been doing for decades or those all all black cast movies like the old Cinderella movie fro like 20 years ago… I mean no one complained then?

    • @iain2080
      @iain2080 Год назад +3

      @greendoritoman2464 ah yeah for everything everywhere I didn't mean him specifically but people who hold many of the same views

  • @UltravioletNomad
    @UltravioletNomad Год назад +41

    Amazing Spider-Man: Bruh this guys to cool to be Peter Parker
    Spiderverse: Bruh this guys to lame to be Peter Parker
    *Insert Courage the Cowardly Dog Macaroni Clip*

    • @popdogfool
      @popdogfool Месяц назад

      I HATE macaroni and cheese.

  • @notsosmartguy6254
    @notsosmartguy6254 Год назад +132

    I think it's kinda interesting that as a whole Spider-Man fandom unironically has kinda embraced this shlubby cynical turned dating father take on Peter Parker despite what this drinker clown.
    In some ways It feels line an unintentional commentary on the current state of the current state of Spider-Man in the comics. But it also shiws alot love for him we see the reverence Miles gains for him iver time.

    • @ricardomiles2957
      @ricardomiles2957 Год назад +1

      Spider-man fandom is it's own poison tho. For decades the fandom couldn't stop parroting how spidey can't be cool or have a good life, in all versions, but now i only hear about how marvel writters are butchering spider man and how he can't take brake and isn't evolving

    • @notsosmartguy6254
      @notsosmartguy6254 Год назад +13

      @@ricardomiles2957 all the Spider-Man fans I see want him to be happy. Maybe it's a generational thing

    • @ricardomiles2957
      @ricardomiles2957 Год назад +1

      @@notsosmartguy6254 The only times i heard someone wanting Spidey to be happy was when One More Day was mentioned but mostly because that story was dumb and not a genuine desire for spidey to have a good time. Otherwise, any comment section, any video, any post at all about spidey, getting noticeable vocal after the Reimi movie trilogy, any depiction of spider-man having a semblance of a good life was met with dissaproval

  • @LonkinPork
    @LonkinPork Год назад +162

    You mean to tell me that the guy whose channel name is a play on the phrase "Critical Thinker" does _NOT_ actually possess the capacity for critical thought with regards to media analysis? Whoa, who would have guessed?

    • @whateverwhatever4476
      @whateverwhatever4476 Год назад +38

      You'll be surprised since he tries to paint himself off as one and others generally buy it

    • @LonkinPork
      @LonkinPork Год назад +38

      @@whateverwhatever4476 Sadly, yeah.
      That's part of what I was trying to get at: People that pride themselves on being "critical thinkers" usually suck at it. People that actually _are_ critical thinkers, have other things to pride themselves on.

    • @sentientmustache8360
      @sentientmustache8360 Год назад +24

      He does live up to his name though, specifically the “drinker” part

  • @domingosjunior6805
    @domingosjunior6805 Год назад +114

    I dont even Like Captain marvel...but remember Critikal Drinker review that was just him saying how uggly Bree Larson was?

    • @jaapster1337
      @jaapster1337 Год назад +12

      His point being that brie larson and the character of cap marvel are not relatable and obnoxious. Also that was maybe 2-3 remarks in the entire video

    • @bubbachildsupport4535
      @bubbachildsupport4535 Год назад +67

      @@jaapster1337What does the actor appearance have to do with anything in the movie. Why even bring her up to begin with, just talk about the movie

    • @yggdrasil2
      @yggdrasil2 Год назад +38

      "Why do movies keep making fun of people like me and portray us like sexist bigots? I don't get it by the way she's ugly."

    • @yggdrasil2
      @yggdrasil2 Год назад +5

      @@jaapster1337 What are you talking about?

    • @jaapster1337
      @jaapster1337 Год назад +1

      @@bubbachildsupport4535 last i checked the lead actress is part of the movie so criticizing her appearance and demeanor is fair game.

  • @literalwatermelon7391
    @literalwatermelon7391 Год назад +342

    Critical Drinker be like: "I'm not sexist, BUT!"

    • @keyrawns
      @keyrawns Год назад

      Not even. He's just completely openly sexist. It boggles the mind to see morons like him with a platform.

    • @isaaclai1636
      @isaaclai1636 Год назад

      Not just sexist lmao, more like an alt-right crypto fascist

    • @theonlyMoancore
      @theonlyMoancore Год назад +2

      I am ✋

    • @Shockguey
      @Shockguey Год назад +1

      Reality is sexist.

    • @marklower9383
      @marklower9383 Год назад +23

      @@Shockguey bro just typed and thinks he said something.

  • @DillonMaynard
    @DillonMaynard Год назад +59

    Critical Drinker has trash takes? Shocker. But seriously, these types of people unironically act the way they themselves describe SJWs.

    • @BestOneEver247
      @BestOneEver247 Год назад +1

      and vise-versa

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. Год назад +8

      ​@@BestOneEver247
      We seriously need to learn how to communicate to each other, especially in the era we're in.

    • @ok.4720
      @ok.4720 Год назад

      ​@@BestOneEver247 Not really.

    • @BestOneEver247
      @BestOneEver247 Год назад

      @@Raccon_Detective. how do we do that?

    • @BestOneEver247
      @BestOneEver247 Год назад +1

      @@Raccon_Detective. and what era do you suppose were in?

  • @RichEDMixed
    @RichEDMixed Год назад +123

    God I forgot about Critical Drinker and I can't believe I ever liked his content when I was younger

    • @UnlimitedIvory
      @UnlimitedIvory Год назад +54

      He does make valid points sometimes only to fumble the bag tremendously a minute later.

    • @makisbizarreadventure4669
      @makisbizarreadventure4669 Год назад +44

      We all were young before. When your mind graduates you usually drop alot of these guys lol

    • @UnlimitedIvory
      @UnlimitedIvory Год назад +9

      @@makisbizarreadventure4669 true

    • @Dis_Dis
      @Dis_Dis Год назад +2

      @@UnlimitedIvory Broken clock... twice a day... Something something...

    • @Xx_SuperPenis_xX
      @Xx_SuperPenis_xX Год назад +7

      I liked those guys before but now most of them either moved on from movie reviews to better things tbh or they become the kind of youtuber to make "why the powerpuff girls not having dumtrucks is ruining the west" you know that kind right
      i look back on those videos cuz i still think they are good and fun to watch back when the internet wasn't so brain rotting

  • @asaknight321
    @asaknight321 Год назад +58

    As someone who's seen The Critical Drinker long enough the best way to describe him is this: On rare and I mean rare occasion when he gets something right he gets it painfully accurate but most of the times it's just wrong and bad takes like this. This is the first time we've seen a Spiderman get a big break. He got a wife and kid and he's living the good life. You can't really say that for most Spiderman especially the comics. I honestly think at the end of the day he's doing this to troll and it's all a bit or he's just got a screw loose.

    • @Needler13
      @Needler13 Год назад +9

      He just doesn't know spiderman. It shows because Peter B Parker is the only Peter with a fucking daughter. One that wasn't retcon out of existence. He is with MJ still, who didn't lose her memory or got cucked away.
      Peter B Parker is the only Peter Parker that fucking won.

    • @asaknight321
      @asaknight321 Год назад +1

      @@Needler13 agreed

  • @carriehellbound1535
    @carriehellbound1535 Год назад +17

    I used to watch Cenimasins when I was in middle school. I didn't take anything they said too seriously cause I thought it was meant to be a joke.
    The shock and confusion I felt when I realized they seriously meant what they were saying is indescribable

  • @Chris-uh8oj
    @Chris-uh8oj Год назад +20

    Man thought he could slip Contra 4 music in and we wouldn’t notice

  • @Beachwalks4
    @Beachwalks4 Год назад +47

    I find it really funny that Drinker's gripes with Peter B. Parker essentially boil down to him NOT being a "Mary Sue".

    • @yungmuney5903
      @yungmuney5903 Год назад +10

      Oh c'mon man, you should've known the rules, "Mary Sue" is a female trope whereas for Men; well it's just being a traditional male hero. 😏😏😏😏 /s

    • @ChaosGoblin.2003
      @ChaosGoblin.2003 Год назад +6

      ​@@yungmuney5903a "Gary sue" 😅

  • @GoblinSatyr
    @GoblinSatyr Год назад +40

    Not gonna lie, you awakened a video-making spirit in me that's been dormant for 3 years now.

  • @aikotitilai3820
    @aikotitilai3820 Год назад +10

    I once watched a video of him where explained that the only way that female superhero movies can work is if the heroine is hot and uses her body to win (because not way a woman can beat a man in a fair fight without resorting to using her "feminine charms" in a world where a guy grows to like 4x his mass and turns green when angry and a mythical nordic god sometimes shows up out of nowhere or a man that should be in a nursing home or already have kicked the bucket is still looking young and kicking ass) and then i know that his opinion was not worth listening to

  • @AmeshaSpentaArmaiti
    @AmeshaSpentaArmaiti Год назад +28

    The monitor bit will never not be my favorite joke in the movie, the whole sequence was a banger.

  • @stuff31
    @stuff31 Год назад +34

    Peter B is actually one of the few times he's gotten past university without the timeline resetting. He's lived into his 40s and has been through some shit that most versions of him never reach because they're always in their prime. Spider-verse really trod new ground for the character by finally giving us a serious and grounded portrayal of what a middle-aged, cynical old spider-man would be like and that deserves some credit.

  • @removedm
    @removedm Год назад +71

    I have never been able to stomach a single Critical Drinker video. Honestly, I don't understand how anyone can watch him. His takes are overly political, his forced voice is incredibly cringe-inducing, and he comes across as unlikeable. I'm sure he's a great guy in real life, but his online persona just doesn't appeal to me at all.
    Great video by the way, loved it 🤍

    • @justcallmekai1554
      @justcallmekai1554 Год назад +28

      The problem isn't the political nature (most media is political if not all of it to varying degrees), it's the conclusion and prescriptions that are the problem. Basically really bad politics aka the "WOKE MIND VIRUS™️" bs. I used to watch stuff like that too which erks me.
      Anytime someone says a thing isn't or shouldn't be political, it means they can't engage with the material. Instead of being honest about their beliefs its just "poltic and belief in media=bad" (even thoughs thays damn near impossible). Sorry for the paragraph just wanted to share my thoughts lol.

    • @Δ-Δ-Δ-Δ
      @Δ-Δ-Δ-Δ Год назад

      ​@@justcallmekai1554Where are you from?

    • @jeffreyali1456
      @jeffreyali1456 Год назад +1

      Anyone can watch him because he makes good points on Hollywood movies when they actively ruin characters just to push an agenda. Though I can’t deny some criticisms he’s had like this one is just complaining for no reason.

  • @FunnyMannager
    @FunnyMannager Год назад +14

    I love peter Bs portrayal, he is jaded but he still sticks to his principles and tries to do the right thing, with all going in his life, he still manages to be spiderman. I personally love his relationship with miles and his general attitude in both movies.

  • @theultimatesagavan6287
    @theultimatesagavan6287 Год назад +68

    I hope to god these wokespotting RUclipsrs eventually fade from relevancy cause they make modern media discussion an absolute slog.

  • @GaiusIntrepidus
    @GaiusIntrepidus Год назад +148

    As somebody who used to be one of his audiences back then, I will admit I did enjoy his videos in the past and I agreed at how batshit annoying it is how movies have become propaganda and have constant pandering.
    But at the same time there's a clear reason why my enjoyment was only "back then", there's no way I look at his shit seriously without rolling my eyes, especially considering how much more open-minded I am nowadays without the need to slap "I hAtE tHe WoKe aGeNdA!!" on some random Power Rangers video about scottish people. It felt like internalized bigotry and I didn't wanna live like that, desperately thinking I'm a good person whilst unintentionally shitting towards the demographic being pandered to by the media I supposedly "hate".
    It's a long comment I know but I needed to vent this stuff out, and nothing's stopping me.

    • @ideac.
      @ideac. Год назад +18

      Good point

    • @jordannewman177
      @jordannewman177 Год назад

      Anyone who complains about “bigotry” unironically has begun suffering from brain rot. Hope you save yourself from the woke hellscape soon.

    • @ortah2616
      @ortah2616 Год назад +15

      Never be afraid to have introspection

    • @thesteelsquid863
      @thesteelsquid863 Год назад +14

      I used to watch Leafy when I was like 14. We all have those cringe phases lmao

    • @theezenriarinze9203
      @theezenriarinze9203 Год назад +1

      ​@bananarama1425It's funny y'all essentially have more ann issue with commenting then the actual reality and truth of what a lot of media is spiralling towards. Like it's funny no in comments is denying the overt tone shifts, pandering etc but have more issues with them be critical of it?

  • @jakoballfather224
    @jakoballfather224 11 месяцев назад +5

    Spidey has always been a punching bag but that’s why we love him

  • @SlickEvan
    @SlickEvan Год назад +8

    I'm glad I've NEVER seen this persons content and I hope it stays that way. Good video and breakdown on the situation and movie itself.

  • @tundra2861
    @tundra2861 Год назад +31

    Embrace tradition. Embrace Jeremy Jahns and Chris Stuckman

  • @SynthVoice
    @SynthVoice Год назад +81

    I'm ashamed that I genuinely used to watch Critical Drinker a few years back.
    Your points were excellent in this video and frankly - you cooked his ass, homeslice. Keep up the good work!

    • @jeremyusreevu237
      @jeremyusreevu237 Год назад +6

      "I'm ashamed that I genuinely used to watch Critical Drinker a few years back."
      ..why? He's a great reviewer.

    • @GhostlyPhantome
      @GhostlyPhantome Год назад +40

      ​@jeremyusreevu237 because this person grew up. As have I.
      I used to watch not only him but a lot of these "anti-woke" YTers, but with real world experiences and maturing I've seen new light and don't need to listen to some overgrown man child with alcoholism

    • @SynthVoice
      @SynthVoice Год назад +23

      @@jeremyusreevu237 No, he really isn't.

    • @kvothe7320
      @kvothe7320 Год назад +25

      I haven't seen much of his content, but just the arguments that he makes in this video are so dumbbb! He tries so hard to talk about something that isn't even there
      Btw love your videos synth! You made me appreciate Ben Reilly a lot more🕸️

    • @sentientmustache8360
      @sentientmustache8360 Год назад +15

      I watched him long ago too, at first he actually seemed like he put in work for his reviews, but as time went on, he just seemed like he made up his mind on a movie before seeing it, and just slapped some online arguments together, laced them with buzzwords, “propaganda” and actual propaganda, slapped a bow on it and called it a video, all the while being so cynical that he sounded like the part of his brain capable of joy and empathy was fried due to alcohol consumption

  • @TheDonaldduck911
    @TheDonaldduck911 Год назад +14

    Bro critical drinker has been a red flag for me since I first knew of him like 6 years ago. I could tell right away that anything that is not chris pratt saving a screaming lady in a dress, barefeet is too woke for him.
    Fast forward to today and the dude is far too gone on the right wing brain rot. God bless him cause at least he keeps all the nolan bros on his channel away from actually good review channels

  • @osheroth
    @osheroth Год назад +524

    I'm 100% sure that dude has a meltdown any time he runs into a woman

    • @sentientmustache8360
      @sentientmustache8360 Год назад +121

      “Hey dude, you dropped your-“
      “FEMALE!”
      *head explodes*

    • @ideac.
      @ideac. Год назад +89

      Average semi incel
      He is definitely obsessed with men honestly

    • @oksomynameisjeff4212
      @oksomynameisjeff4212 Год назад

      incels are ironically more gay than gay men, considering they be meat riding most charismatic "red pill" guy they meet

    • @Dis_Dis
      @Dis_Dis Год назад +5

      ​@infinitesouls42 Are we sure it's a marriage and not a hostage situation?

    • @sexycandle1629
      @sexycandle1629 Год назад +130

      ​@infinitesouls42
      my condolences to her.

  • @alexmaverick6647
    @alexmaverick6647 Год назад +23

    The critical drinker has the critical analytical skills of an actual drunk, so at least his name isn’t false advertising.

  • @yggdrasil2
    @yggdrasil2 Год назад +479

    Idiots like Drinker are the type of people who complain over characters being overly perfect....as long as they don't look like him.

    • @dustinmaxwell259
      @dustinmaxwell259 Год назад +39

      That's so true.

    • @DaARK_Chocolategang
      @DaARK_Chocolategang Год назад +49

      Honestly thats true
      Proof is top gun and mission impossible

    • @daizenmarcurio
      @daizenmarcurio Год назад +12

      @@DaARK_Chocolategang those movies were genuinely good tho and it beat out most of the woke movies too

    • @defaultgoblin8929
      @defaultgoblin8929 Год назад

      @@daizenmarcurio stop talking please im begging you. Shut up about wokeness.

    • @BTL_LTW
      @BTL_LTW Год назад +42

      @daizenmarcurio They really aren’t, they just executed the method of pandering to a certain crowd very well (in Top Guns case fans of the first movie, boomers, conservatives and military enthusiasts), and had good visuals - ironically the same thing he says about the Spiderverse movies, which had far more substance.

  • @mateusgreenwood1096
    @mateusgreenwood1096 2 месяца назад +4

    Funny that he calls depressed characters losers but is a proud alcoholic because idiots see drinking as masculine.

  • @G3HP
    @G3HP Год назад +8

    At the start of the movie, Peter B. Parker is alone at the lowest point of his life - he's cynical and jaded from years of fighting endless battles for little thanks, having multiple business ventures fizzle to nothing before his very eyes, and having the love of his life leave him because he was afraid of being a father. The movie doesn't go out of its way to mock him for this, beyond a couple light-hearted jokes, because realistically any one of us could end up in this sort of situation, or know someone who has.
    Which brings him to being a fan favourite because he still rises up to the mantle despite his imperfections. He mentors Miles despite his initial apprehension to do so, he stands up for Miles against the other Spiders, and is ultimately rewarded for it by getting to see Miles become the spider he always believed he could be, and having Miles then give him the confidence boost he needed to finally go back home and fix his shit. He isn't "miraculously redeemed" at the end, his redemption comes throughout the movie, a slow burn that roars to a flame at the end with him getting the girl, becoming a father, and finally getting to be happy!

  • @ApoasDemon
    @ApoasDemon Год назад +8

    TCD when characters have flaws and have to go through character development: This character is being mocked! Movies tell us we are not perfect as we are!
    TCD when characters start off perfect and have little to no development: This character is a Mary Sue! Movies tell us we have to be born perfect to succeed!

    • @Aspirider0220
      @Aspirider0220 Год назад +4

      Its only when the perfect character is "whamen" and the flawed character is a man which is truly definitely sensible and not hypocritical

  • @yungmuney5903
    @yungmuney5903 Год назад +7

    Like what I said about his "They hate men" video, this isn't anything deep. CD is mad that his escapist power fantasy isn't constantly pandered to as much anymore (and also deprive and mock women of the same thing 😂, its why I have a big suspicion towards the term "mary sue", they sure don't like those but actively desire male characters to be just that), while also strangely enough want to be victimized so fucking badly for some reason but will never know what that entails. Its really weird.

  • @teapotcutie
    @teapotcutie Год назад +100

    I think it's funny that with the plot hole discussion, anyone will call anything a plot hole. The male and female leads don't get together? Plot hole. Antagonist was easy to kill? Plot hole. Character wears impractical clothes during fight scene? Plot hole. It is such a dumb criticism that I don't know if people even remember what a plot hole is.

    • @darlalathan6143
      @darlalathan6143 Год назад

      I see I need to research that further for future reviews!

    • @leviticusprime4904
      @leviticusprime4904 11 месяцев назад

      The real plot holes were the friends we made on the made.

  • @ArcTrooper269
    @ArcTrooper269 Год назад +20

    _Need to remind you that in a stream with MauLer, Jordan called ROTTMNT(One of the BEST Animated shows of all time) Bad just because April's Skincolor_

  • @yggdrasil2
    @yggdrasil2 Год назад +33

    Drinker seems like he's awkwardly trying to copy the Plinkett reviews from Redlettermedia, without realizing the books he writes are the type of stuff they bash in Best of the Worst.

  • @Zombie_Trooper
    @Zombie_Trooper Год назад +491

    I despise The Critical Drinker with a passion. He's the epitome of everything wrong with modern film criticism. He doesn't actually understand film or bring anything of value to the table, he just rants, because that's what built his little niche in the YT-sphere, and dumb, wannabe film bros flock to him and regurgitate his opinions like they're gospel. He's just such a blight on the community.

    • @jaapster1337
      @jaapster1337 Год назад +18

      Yes cause actually breaking down a movie instead of being a good little disnoid is a bad thing

    • @saragos1216
      @saragos1216 Год назад +134

      ​@@jaapster1337he doesn't break the film down is the issue

    • @Zombie_Trooper
      @Zombie_Trooper Год назад +105

      @@jaapster1337 Ranting about anything and everything for views isn't a real breakdown... Swing and a miss, kiddo.

    • @jaapster1337
      @jaapster1337 Год назад +22

      @@saragos1216 that just tells me you havent watched his videos of any of his streams. Cause he breaks down any of the movies he makes videos about in great detail. You should tune into one of his open bars. Or just watch one in his backlog

    • @jaapster1337
      @jaapster1337 Год назад +11

      @@Zombie_Trooper couldve fooled me. Every single one of his videos is a synopsis and short break down of the good and bad points of the film. Sounds like a breakdown to me? Or do you want everyone to do a mauler and make it 6 hours long? Oh and dont forget his weekly stream where he goes in depth into any of the things he mentions in his videos

  • @hubguy
    @hubguy Год назад +9

    My issue with his critique towards Peter bringing his daughter over stems from that simple fact. This man’s been through a lot and he’s finally found joy he hasn’t had in forever. Is it a little annoying that he’s not a bit more serious? A tiny bit to me, but I can cut him some slack lol he deserved this happiness. And he’s still serious when he needs to be so it’s not *too* obtrusive

  • @yggdrasil2
    @yggdrasil2 Год назад +175

    You're a hero.

  • @YungM.D.
    @YungM.D. Год назад +3

    Imagine watching A Trip to the Moon, and instead of being amazed by the innovation and creativity and charm and (gonna get corny here) magic of early movies and the care and love and thought that went into them, no matter how short, or how Melies was a visionary who shot films forward from mere dime store novelties to narrative art form, and just going “Uh oh, plot holes spotted!!”

  • @TheGoddon
    @TheGoddon Год назад +16

    Bro, he is literally called Peter B Parker. He IS supposed to be a failed version of the Peter Parker of Miles's reality.

    • @averagecoasterenjoyer
      @averagecoasterenjoyer Год назад +2

      I just realized why they named him Peter *B* Parker... that's genius

  • @alexismiranda1228
    @alexismiranda1228 Год назад +7

    Starting the vídeo, i like the editing
    Ah You know,i was once part of the whole "Anti woke" movement , you know bashing Captain Marvel or She Ra (before even watching her) and agreeing with Yellowflash just because
    I cringe now at it, i find She Ra now interesting, and decided i needed balance, because inclusion is always necessary and always was there,but also bad writing or directing was too, inclusive or not
    Critical drinker seems too negative for me, not in a fun way ,just that "ugh inclusion bad" thing

  • @theravenking5930
    @theravenking5930 Год назад +24

    I don’t watch the critical drinker and Friday night tights anymore because of reasons that will turn this comment into a paragraph
    All I’m gonna say is it’s because of Efap and from there, the entire cookie crumble.
    But anyway I do agree on the whole “the message”thing because it’s really hand fisted and obnoxious, and that whole ideology comes before actual good storytelling

    • @jaapster1337
      @jaapster1337 Год назад

      Efap, nft and drinker dont have an ideology. They literally only care about the merit of movies and shows. You dont even know where they stand politically or ideology. I know this because i dont know where they stand and im a regular viewer

    • @jacoba6747
      @jacoba6747 Год назад +7

      I absolutely agree the whole “message” thing and it does deserve to be called out.
      But holy shit CD thinks the message is in everything! Bro probably thinks his cereal is woke.

    • @jaapster1337
      @jaapster1337 Год назад +5

      @@jacoba6747 the reason he thinks its everywhere (which btw is not what he thinks) is because its incredibly prevalent in most of what hollywood(particularly disney) produces nowadays. But he also makes reviews where "the message" as he calls it isnt a main criticism

    • @thebcwonder4850
      @thebcwonder4850 Год назад +5

      @@jaapster1337 generally movies have a message. If a movie doesn’t want to give a message, what is its purpose?

    • @jaapster1337
      @jaapster1337 Год назад +3

      @@thebcwonder4850 "the message" is what drinker uses to refer to the pushing of the progressive agenda. And if that is the only purpose of a movie, said movie does not actually have a message. Also do all movies have to have a message? What is the message of Robin Hood: Men in Tights for example? Its great comedy but i dont think it really has a message, its just entertaining

  • @JujuInFlames
    @JujuInFlames Год назад +33

    Critikal drinker is who you watch when you want to be cynical. Same with people like I Hate Everything or Possum or whatever his name is, they can be entertaining at times but it can be extremely view warping. I remember Charlie doing a video called like “movies are dying” or something and it was kind of a clickbait title but for some people that is what they think. This year I have gone to the movie theater an ungodly amount, I’ve seen John wick 4, Mario movie, transformers rise of the beasts, across the spiderverse, the D&D movie, Renfield, movies are only dying if you just watch mcu movies, support the theater and watch movies that simply look fun or interesting, not just the ones that are reboots remakes or connect to sone large expanded universe

    • @jamesknight1587
      @jamesknight1587 Год назад +1

      I think it’s a misplaced belief that everything is planned out and on purpose than studios just being lazy and greedy.

    • @bluedul904
      @bluedul904 Год назад +8

      I hate this cynisims, every time some bad movie or game comes up is X thing is dying

    • @StyroNo1
      @StyroNo1 Год назад +5

      Nah I Hate Everything is not even in the same tier as Critikal Drinker

    • @SoftPiet
      @SoftPiet Год назад +3

      Dang never realized how many times I went to the theater this year alone 😮

    • @averagecoasterenjoyer
      @averagecoasterenjoyer Год назад +1

      Don't forget Puss in Boots 2, I know it technically came out in 2022, but it came out in December (somewhere around then) and it only started to pick up serious traction around January 2023

  • @kendrick5501
    @kendrick5501 Год назад +11

    admittedly
    I used to like The Critical Drinker's videos
    But that was when I was very upset of how the entire Star Wars sequel trilogy turned out and one of the people who wasn't fond of The Last Jedi
    The VERY MOMENT I moved on from Star Wars it's when I saw that he ain't as good of a critique as I thought he was, especially after his videos on Midsommar, WandaVision, Moon Knight, Ms. Marvel, and Barbie
    And for whatever reason, this man is so obssessed with anything involving Brie Larson cause he's been constantly going over The Marvels lately
    Ironically enough, Guardians 3 and Across the Spiderverse did have political undertones whereas the films like The Little Mermaid remake and The Marvels are just "woke political nonsense" when one is just (another) Disney live action remake that actually turns out to decently retell a Disney animated classic and the other is just a fun superhero teamup which so happens to be women.
    You know it's bad when we have reached to a point in time where even a basic ass Illumination film, even fkin Super Mario, be used for this stupid and nonsense culture war
    It's already clear who TCD is pandering for by this point

    • @random_comic_fan
      @random_comic_fan Год назад +1

      He's also one of those people who praised Season 1 of The Boys because he(for some reason)thought it catered to people like him but turned on the show after the last 2 seasons when he realized it was actually making fun of him & his fellow right wing grifters.

  • @beathecat6604
    @beathecat6604 Год назад +59

    THANK YOU. I adore your amount of media literacy and comprehension! Thank you so much for laying this out so perfectly!

  • @ketienne1021
    @ketienne1021 Год назад +8

    Never trust someone who drinks on the job.

  • @error8119
    @error8119 Год назад +7

    Spider-man goes through so much because he’s meant to show us that no matter what, a regular human CAN get through anything. He responds like we would respond and gets back up after ANYTHING. It’s why Spider-man is so well liked. We get happy seeing him at a new low because SOMEONE out there has been in that situation and Peter Parker getting through it means that maybe, just maybe that real life person can too. It gives us hope, Peter’s entire story STARTS off as bad as it can get damn near and only gets worse as time goes on, the super powers don’t save him they add on to his problems. And he pushes through not because of his powers, but because as a human he is capable of doing so.

  • @beathecat6604
    @beathecat6604 Год назад +21

    (I do want to say, I think Jessica was no longer pregnant after we get to her reintroduction at the Spider Society! However, please correct me if I’m wrong ATSV fans 😅)

  • @ReverberatingTenor
    @ReverberatingTenor Год назад +3

    Spot on about the film industry mistreating its workers, especially animators who do cartoons or anime.
    Crunch periods are shared between that and the video game industry without much concern given.

  • @JEBLego
    @JEBLego Год назад +7

    God I hope he watches this video :/ the fact he has such a massive fanbase is so depressing.

  • @kivaHBRO_04
    @kivaHBRO_04 Год назад +8

    I thought I wouldn’t like Miles Morlas more than Toby Maguire Spider-Man but I freaking love Miles and his Spider-Man. He’s is literally so awesome and I love the movies.
    Edit: he is also pretty relatable

    • @averagecoasterenjoyer
      @averagecoasterenjoyer Год назад +4

      No joke, I would say at least three spider-people in ATSV are better than any live-action spider man.

  • @marcosaquino9485
    @marcosaquino9485 Год назад +10

    Bro, please make a video between the similarities that Miguel shares with the character Seth Brundle from The Fly(a classic Jeff Goldblum Performance) and also in that same video, you discuss how Miles and Miguel are two polar opposites that composes Peter's Neutral but yet balanced view on what means to be Spiderman: "Being both a gift and a curse", where Miguel sees it as a curse and Miles as a gift.

    • @ZelcherProductions
      @ZelcherProductions  Год назад +6

      Idk man sounds like YOU should make this video if you’ve already gotten this far with your train of thought. How am I suppose to make a video on the way YOU analyze a film?

    • @marcosaquino9485
      @marcosaquino9485 Год назад

      @@ZelcherProductions Is that your points are far more intriguing than mine and I analyzed the movie by also my experience as long time reader of both Miles and Miguel's Stories, where one truly loves to be Spiderman while the other kinda hates it, but has no choice but to be it, after all he is the only hope the dystopic NY he lives has.

  • @WandersNowherre
    @WandersNowherre Год назад +2

    I love Peter B. So much. He's exactly the grown-up-Spiderman-dealing-with-grown-up-problems that we were robbed of by One More Day and all the other times the comics have hit the reset button on Peter's character development to keep him stuck physically or emotionally in his teens.
    Seeing at least ONE version of Peter who is actually allowed to be a SpiderMAN - letting him be a husband, a father, a mentor, letting him GROW - is so freaking refreshing! What's 'not masculine' about that?

  • @turbkeysamdwich1880
    @turbkeysamdwich1880 Год назад +4

    17:18 to be fair, similar to how Mayday has Peter’s powers, Jessica’s kid probably has her powers, which would include super durability.

  • @rachelamber3505
    @rachelamber3505 Год назад +12

    i've also become tired of these people too like with the new super man animated tv show and the brain rotted takes they give about it
    Edit: I love the dipiction of superman in the new show

    • @ZelcherProductions
      @ZelcherProductions  Год назад +5

      Despite not being a fan of Dc stuff, I too have been watching the new Superman show and it's pretty neat. It's been a cute comfort show for me lol. I caught a glimpse of the Twitter discourse surrounding it and immediately noped out of there lol.

  • @imnotwhatiseem1727
    @imnotwhatiseem1727 Год назад +12

    I really, REALLY fucking wish more channels would talk about Critical Drinker like this. His review of the Barbie movie, along with the comments, made me physically ill. But I haven't seen ANY other decent critics call him out and his fanbase is a borderline cult. And now, thanks to his newest review, he caught some women who hated the film just because the theaters didn't select one of the many direct to dvd films and play that instead.

    • @small_dropin_the_big_ocean995
      @small_dropin_the_big_ocean995 Год назад +1

      Pillar of Garbage is one youtuber who make some sense and presents a fresh and nuanced perspective to these marvel movies. He even discusses about old TV shows so that's a win for you.
      This youtuber even referred to him at a point when he said Wokespotting.
      I saw this term used by Pillar of Garbage as the main topic for one of his video a few months back. Apparently he had also called out bullshit of CD last year and this year so you're free to check his channel out.

  • @mangamango5569
    @mangamango5569 Год назад +3

    We don’t laugh at Peter B, we laugh with him. We cheer for him and are happy to see him living his best life, achieving what he thought he couldn’t and thriving at what he was once scared of.

  • @OpheliaTerat
    @OpheliaTerat Год назад +8

    Tbh I feel like people take Peter bringing his baby along way too seriously. Like, its a cartoon, all the characters do things that wouldn't be possible irl without dying, and Mayday has superpowers. Spiderwoman's baby also likely has superpowers, which is why it's not getting scrambled.

  • @NitroMusicc
    @NitroMusicc Год назад +9

    Peter Parker represents how everyone on the outside sees Spider-Man while Peter B Parker represents who Spider-Man really is he doesn’t have a 10/10 life and shi constantly hits the fan he does get back up but his life isn’t as glorious as most people think it is

  • @rossjones8656
    @rossjones8656 Год назад +3

    From watching the drinker, it appers that the drinker has became jaded a feels call out by the film.

  • @khoahthong4434
    @khoahthong4434 Год назад +6

    i think all the bad things that were said about peter B were the parts that made him relatable and endearing to spider-man fans. kudos to the writers who has made a good "grown up peter" where the comic books mostly fails.

  • @racoobi
    @racoobi Год назад +3

    I can't understand stand how Drinker sees Peter B Parker as mocking and belittling. I find it so endearing that Peter Parker is a dad onscreen and showing how much he loves his wife and child. If the filmmakers were trying to make me or others pity Peter, they failed horrendously, because he was a fan favorite character in the first and now even more so in the second.

  • @enzoarayamorales7220
    @enzoarayamorales7220 Год назад +19

    How disgusting of an idea is it to think that you must redeem yourself from depression pretending like it’s somehow your fault

  • @Eli_Guy
    @Eli_Guy Год назад +6

    Critical Drinker's perception is a (likely depressed) single cynical alchoholic; watching a character (roughly in his demographic) go through and overcome real depression, and having a healthy bond with his wife and incredibly dedicated role in his daughter's upbringing - not by necessity nor societal expectation, but because he LOVES her
    I dont expect him to understand being a 'real' man and a 'real' father when he's made a living and reputation by embracing what Peter grew from
    He's just another man who's at his own bottom, being told and telling others that it isnt his fault but some 'woke mind virus' oppressing him because.... comic character has different skin and/or organs than him?

  • @TheNerdWithASuit
    @TheNerdWithASuit Год назад +6

    I want to do a video essay on this, but I think people like Drinker just hate the concept of introspection and the idea a movie tells a person who represents his demographic needs to change his way of thinking. To people like him, the only thing a white male character should learn is how to punch harder. Studies have shown conservatives tend to have more ingrained fear about the exposure to new ideas and new experiences, and they tend to base their political beliefs on that fear. So it makes sense why they also use that to build their artistic beliefs too.
    That's why he'll always argue Luke Skywalker in TLJ was "ruined" or "emasculated" even though the film ends with him saving the lives of his friends and the entire rebellion, humiliating the whiny punk who wanted to tear his legacy down, and inspiring the galaxy to rise up. To him, that didn't matter because he wasn't utilizing violence or confidence enough from beginning to end. Or how critics like him don't care that in Dial of Destiny, the entire intro is seeing Indiana Jones being amazing as he cuts down Nazi after Nazi, and for an eighty year-old he was still able to do great things, saving Helena's life with the parachute, or that he was able to have a happy ending where he could face his fear of Marion hating him and getting back together. Again, did Indiana have to do anything that didn't involve him using violence, did he have to discover he was "wrong", and heaven forbid did he have to learn anything from...*gasp* a woman?! Well obviously he was ruined.
    To these people, a story where a person who represents their demographic has to learn something other than punching people on the other side harder is absolute poison.

  • @Evergreen_Wizard
    @Evergreen_Wizard Год назад +8

    Maybe Critical Drinker is just drinking too much lately…

  • @thechugg4372
    @thechugg4372 Год назад +2

    Love how this turned into a cinemasins rant, they will always be remembered as a cancer upon the minds of kids.

  • @janmalawski4339
    @janmalawski4339 Год назад +3

    Speaking about plot holes reviews, I remember back in 2009-2011 when people were watching Nostalgia Critic and were forming opinions about movies they have never seen. Same with video games after AVGN. Some people never understood that these two creators never reviewed movies/games but just made funny overreacting videos.

  • @firework8140
    @firework8140 Год назад +8

    there are soo many more of these types of reviewers. Pls make more videos like these

  • @feliprolo
    @feliprolo Год назад +38

    Channels like critical drinker are necessary in todays day and age but I noticed that as time goes on they plunge deeper into their critic persona and just start shitting on everything cause they’re the “SJW critic of the people”. Sometimes they grasp at straws which is unfortunate.

    • @animo358
      @animo358 Год назад +6

      I swear that's the only reason the Trans Gwen theory came out, like...and she wasn't just a decent person. Because the article hubs realized after about 2 days that the movie was too solid to really complain about anything without spoilers so they just made shit up.

    • @devofficialchannel
      @devofficialchannel Год назад +8

      People watched The Nostalgia Critic once and assumed it was unironic (the whole character, whether he's correct or not, is meant to be a caricature of immature fanboys hence the "nostalgia").
      It's to the point that being a "critic" apparently means trying to find every negatives that appear in a film and then conclude that it sucks.

    • @CoalEater_Elli
      @CoalEater_Elli Год назад +4

      I do think that in some of his reviews, he does have a point and he can be right. But now he is like:
      "You see wokeness?"
      "No"
      "Me neither, but it's there"

  • @orion_noir1219
    @orion_noir1219 Год назад +5

    the Spiderwoman point on God is crazy, Mile really out here throwing a pregnant woman into moving cars. Maybe Miguel was right, now who is the villain

  • @davemac9563
    @davemac9563 4 месяца назад +2

    He’s called Critical Drinker, because he definitely ain’t a Critical THINKER

  • @Hazy41711
    @Hazy41711 Год назад +5

    As some who watches/d Critical Drinker, Midnight's Edge & other "anti-woke" YT channels, I like seeing these sort of vids that take counter their rants with your thorough dissection. I do like it when they call out big corporations pandering to progressives/minorities when its obviously fake, but after a while, it feels like those sorts of channels boil down to shitting on Hollywood & Disney non-stop &/or being as anti-SJW as possible for the hate-views & it kind of got old after a while (unless that's your cup of tea).
    Anyway, good video on how the script isn't playing down Peter B Parker with those example of how experienced a Spider-Man he is ("watch the hands" scene, showing Miles how to web-sling, catching up to an escaping Miles, etc.). It was clear that despite his rough life, he's still able to do his Spider-Man thing for the most part. Maybe it didn't come through for the anti-woke bros as maybe they thought Spider-Verse would put more focus on Peter B, despite these films starring Miles.

  • @jessicapinkman-hd4bw
    @jessicapinkman-hd4bw Год назад +4

    he's literally like the reverse hi top films

  • @KnaveMurdok
    @KnaveMurdok Год назад +69

    I always have to mention this whenever someone brings up Hemsworth's role in Ghostbusters.
    this type of "Cosmically Stupid" character has existed for years. Homer from Simpsons, Peter from Family Guy, Fry from Futurama, all main characters, all unfathomably dumb, and yet, their fans rally behind them like crazy. We love how dumb how they are, and the antics that ensue over their hilariously inept actions. All three of these guys also have much smarter female co-stars who usually end up actually saving the day and shielding the main character from the consequences of their stupidity. Why have these characters and these stories always been so celebrated, but we can''t get behind a Himbo Chris Hemsowrth? Or even a slightly dopey Peter Parker? How come Peter Griffin is able to be buffoon and it's okay, but when Peter Parker is kinda silly and inept it's a conspiracy against men?

    • @sentientmustache8360
      @sentientmustache8360 Год назад +22

      You failed to name the greatest dumb protagonist of all: *Derek Zoolander*

    • @henryreed4697
      @henryreed4697 Год назад +9

      You make a good point actually.
      My own mother loves that Hemsworth character because she thought he was funny.

    • @KnaveMurdok
      @KnaveMurdok Год назад +10

      @@henryreed4697 He IS funny, that's the thing. But people were too wrapped up in this stupid "this movie is an attack on men" garbage to see that 1. no, it wasn't, and 2. it was actually pretty funny.

    • @henryreed4697
      @henryreed4697 Год назад +13

      @@KnaveMurdok I mean, being funny is subjective.
      I didn't find him funny, nor did I really like the movie.
      Jokes don't usually land for me.

    • @KnaveMurdok
      @KnaveMurdok Год назад +5

      @@henryreed4697 oh, well fair enough, to each thier own in matters of tastes.