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My first day on placement as a student teacher was one of the kids in my first class' first day out of juvie. He was actually a fairly nice kid, just misunderstood. Having said that, I dropped out like 6 months later
Not my story, but my relatives. He was a history teacher in the mid-60's - 80's. He worked at a school that was at the time an all-boys school, an older building that still had halls lined with both lockers and sprawling heat radiator ranges. His favorite story to tell was when he had a gaggle of boys that were terrible, and when it became clear towards the end of the school year that they would fail (and have to retake his class) he waited for a day when they were all skipping, and knowing they would always hang out in one of the bathrooms, had a kid that he paid go into the hall during his class and piss all over the heat radiator ranges outside of the bathroom they always lurked in when they were skipping. Once classes ended, and everyone was filing into the hall to go to their next class you could hear the groans and retching all across the corridor. Despite no one actually seeing the true piss culprit, the children of the school did what dumb kids do best and said they saw that group do it. It didn't take long for admin to "put two and two together" and after a joint examination by cleaning staff and admin, the three boys were expelled from school. He never did tell us the name of the kid he paid. We all assume it was actually him. Great uncle, medium teacher. Edit I forgot to include in the OG post: the building still vaguely smelt of piss DECADES later until they updated and got rid of the metal radiator system.
I was a primary school teacher in England in the early 80’s. I asked a group of five year olds what their parents liked to do when on holiday. In hindsight obviously a big mistake. One little boy said his mum liked to make cakes. A little girl said her dad liked to make cars, ok. Then a little girl said my mum likes to wee on my dad and my dad likes to wee on my mum! The class erupted into laughter and sounds of disgust lol 😂. I love kids. 😂.
I'm a teacher, ironically only for the money. I taught a basic computer skills class my first year, and subsequently got bullied by a group of dance team girls. After having a cry in my room at lunch, I made a new seating chart (which is the recommended way to handle the situation, kids are not as brave away from friends) but secretly made sure to sit every single girl that was rude to me next to students that had serious body odor problems. I told them all it was a completely random shuffle, and only I know the truth.
A teacher, the headmaster actually punched me in the back of the head because I was looking out of the window and not paying attention. He was wearing a large sovereign ring, so it really hurt and also I was about 5 years old and everything hurts. I went home and told my Dad and he went to the school and kicked the shit out this very large Zambian man and then stole his ring. No police or any other child protection services were involved and it was never spoken again. Schools in Scotland in the 80's were pretty wild.
a teacher I knew from my primary school once: asked a kid who was pissing the teacher off in grade 2 to “sit outside until I invite you back in” she left the kid outside the classroom for 4 hours and only realised it when school ended, it started hailing 30 minutes after the teacher left the kid outside too.
Damn, had a similar one in high school, when someone farted in the gym and everyone blamed the fat kid. The PE teacher went on a verbal tirade against him then made him sit outside in the rain.
My cop story is from when I was on a jury for an indecent assault case. The cop actually wrote verbatim "the woman alleges that the suspect touched her boooobies" with four os in his actual notes that were read to the court room.
Am a year 1 teacher. It is phenomenal how willing seemingly well adjusted kids are to just, drop their dacks in the middle of the playground and take a dump when nature calls. The other kids don’t even really get phased anymore. My favourite story comes from last year. Had a real loose unit of a kid but he was a legend. He was with his mate in the toilets keeping him company while he took a shit. He obviously missed his mate because he jumped up onto the door to peek over and say hello. This promptly made the door fall of its hinges, launching it and my student onto the lap of the boy on the loo. Mum sighed for a long 15 or so seconds when we called her with that one.
One of my friends is a cop here in QLD. He said the number of cops who don't know the law is amazing. Said he's seen other cops arrest people for "Back chatting" as in that's what they put in the report and then expect the person that back chatted them to be charged and go to court for back chat.
Had two friends who joined QPOL and about a year in they were at a games weekend and laughing about messing with the homeless, probably mentally handicapped, for no reason and it took them a minute to realize no one else was laughing. Police culture is toxic af.
I worked with a bloke at a disability care provider who physically assaulted a client, got dragged into management who then let him leave on his own terms who then went on to fail the exam to get into the police for 2 times and finally got in after his 3rd attempt. It’s scary to think of this gronk being a cop now
During a practicum whilst I was still studying for my bachelors I got to spend 2 weeks with a local-ish special ed unit in a large state high school (QLD). Had to call a fully qualified teacher to tag in for me so I could get somewhere private to laugh because a young fella in a motorised wheelchair was doing donuts in the rain surrounded by other kids playing the Tokyo Drift soundtrack through a bluetooth speaker, just like the meme. At first I did the good ol' crusty teacher "OI" and tried to tell him to stop but couldn't manage to speak without potentially losing it. The full fledged teacher I was shadowing stepped in to cover for me. I went into our room and burst out laughing. When I looked out the window to see how it was going, the poor bloke was just standing in the rain counting to 5 while the kid in the wheelchair was still doing donuts, spraying small amounts of water onto the bloke's pants as he drifted past. I will never forget this day. Fucking classic. Also: bring back Dave's Dinners.
I took a criminology class from a former LAPD riot officer who left his job so he could follow his ex wife when she moved to my state. He was also a former Blackwater merc. I have seperate stories about him regarding THAT. Anyway, the first day of class, he tells the class a joke as people are filtering into the classroom. "What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice!" and I laughed and said "Oh I get it, because 40% of cops beat their wives right?" and then he assigned our term papers at the end of class, and mine was a 10 page defense of "Enhanced Interrogation" also known colloquially as "Torture." Dude's day job was running a "Use of Force" simulator, which was literally just one of those arcade gun games that taught you to be ready to shoot grandmas at a moments notice. There were....so many grandmas with guns in this "simulator." If you ever want stories about Blackwater mercs, he repeatedly openly admitted to committing actual war crimes, as justification for why cops in America need MORE leeway. What a guy, I hope he didnt end up killing his ex wife.
As a first year prac teacher studying for my bachelors, I had to teach a year 9 Media class how to use photoshop. Lesson was going well until I saw the boys in the back photoshopping their chubby friend into a plane heading towards the world trade centre. Holding in my laughter I have to explain to them why it's a bad idea to Photoshop inappropriate things whilst my supervisor (HOD of I.T) is in the room. 10 Minutes later I find them photoshopping the same chubby kid slapping pokies and drinking vb. These are the same students who yell "sir are you a sigma" and "skibidi rizz".
I'm so loving that the stupid "trick" they all use "do you know why I pulled you up" hoping you'll cough up some offence they can pin on you, actually worked on crossbow boy. Not the sharpest tool in the box.
Reminds me of that scene in "Liar, Liar' where Jim Carey's character is pulled over and when asked by the officer if he knows why he pulled him over Carey, unable to tell a lie, rattles off a long list of the traffic offences he just committed.
I left this comment previously, however I didn't make it in the video, thought they were good stories Went to a known cannabis smoking area and found 5 people stoned off their heads. We chatted for five minutes or so about being called to five people smoking cannabis in the area. I asked if they had seen anyone matching the description, then i proceeded to describe them to themselves. This immensely freaked them out. While we were talking to them, one dropped their mull bowl. We asked them to let us know if they see the five people we described and they said they would. They started to walk away and when they were far enough away we picked up the cannabis and yelled, "guys you dropped your pot. Who wants it?" they started to walk faster then slightly jog. We yelled "come back and take your drugs with you, this is littering". They kept moving away. One of us yelled "let the dog go!" and I started barking. They piss bolted, was even better because we never had a dog with us the whole time we were talking to them. Paddy wagons (in my day) didn't have Radar nor Lidar. There was a known spot where people used to speed down this hill. There was a spot at the bottom of the hill where we could park and eat on our break whilst semi hidden by trees. It was only possible to see us when you were about 20 meters away. We would point our breathalyzer machine out the window (looks nothing like a lidar) whilst eating. We would laugh our heads off as people would see us, make eye contact and slam their breaks on as they passed. Followed a P plater vehicle which was occupied with 5 males under 20 years of age. They were sus as F making movements like they were trying to conceal something. They continued looking back at us constantly, they drove in odd directions like 4 left hand turns in a row arriving back where they started, they went down back streets and then more back streets in the opposite way they were originally going. We could tell they were freaking out. We continued following closely for approximately 5kms in circles for what seem to be 10 minutes. the whole time the rear passengers were turning around and watching us. We turned on our lights and sirens and the vehicle pulled over..... We then quickly overtook the vehicle and sped away to another job. Pulled over Hamish Blake for making a left across three lanes. Let him off with a warning. I was asked a question under oath in a trial. the question was "how do you know the s3x shop was open when you arrived?" I stated "I would rather not say". Was reminded I was under oath and needed to answer the question. I replied "As I entered the door there were two very attractive females directly to my left, they were approximately 50cms from me. We locked eyes and they looked frightened or shocked. The woman closest to me broke eye contact and looked at the display she was shopping in front of then looked back at me. I then broke eye contact and looked at the shelf she had just looked at, which I noticed it contained a selection of long double headed D-Does. I made eye contact with them again and said G-day. and I walked into the open store." The magistrate was not impressed to say the least at the amount of detail I went into, however my account is now part of a judicial record. Had to stop traffic for the purpose of euthanizing of a dying kangaroo (hit by a car). This particular Roo was extremely resilient. It took 13 bullets to put it out of its misery. however when we turned around, the female in the front of queue of stopped vehicles had a horrified look on her face. The look on her face was worse than the kangaroo after the 13 bullets. I'm pretty sure we created a vegan that day.
Great to confirm that not all coppers are fuckwits. Got a few in my family, and as mates, who aren't either, but the seem to be the exception to the rule...unfortunately.
I know a teacher at a local primary school (I’m not disclosing the relation because they still work there). I have been told about all of my old teachers (I went to the primary school they work at) doing each other (including multiple public affairs). Seeing the teachers who had public affairs with their coworkers out proudly together is a little disturbing, especially since I know a lot of the details, including when they were caught screwing each other in the front office. A group of students created ‘National Parks’ in the playground and used little gum nuts as currency. The whole thing became it’s own economy and it was really intense. The teachers had to shut it down because these kids became violent as there were full missions planned out to go into other people’s ‘National Parks’ and rob them of as many gum nuts as possible. Kids were also screaming at other kids for stepping on the ‘walls’ (about 1cm high walls of dirt) because if ruined their ‘National Park’. I have also been told about one kid who walked out to the top of a hill on the school grounds with a grass area below it where the teacher was running sport. He proceeded to pull his pants down and took a shit in front of everyone. They had to stop a large group of children from seeing this kid take a shit and find the teacher who was supposed to be supervising this kid. Needless to say, people avoid this school like the plague. (If this is used, I’d like to remain anonymous)
When my proper job was offshored, I ended up driving a bus in Melbourne. Worst job ever. The best and only good thing happened one new years eve, late at night. 3 young women got on the bus, all wearing skimpy clothes, all gave me a kiss. Even better, one of the girls tit's jumped out of her already see through top as she leant over to kiss me and didn't notice till the whole bus starts cheering and laughing. 😅 The bad stories happend every day.
I know a HWY patrol officer (previously motorcycle unit) in Sydney who told me how they entrap people. He loves to patrol the old pacific hwy at night. He sits right up behind a speeding car & sees how fast he can get them to go before booking them. Also talked about egging on people at lights in unmarked cars. Being how he was in high school I can see him doing it.
I was a teacher in rural Queensland I once (accidentally) degloved a students finger. He had his finger inside a pushed in RJ45 port, and he and his mate called me over to tell me it was stuck. I thought he was joking and gave it a bit of a yank, turns out he wasn't kidding. It took a while for the blood to start and by god did it start. His finger came out degloved from the first knuckle to second knuckle. Another time, early in my career, working with microscopes, a student asked me what would happen if he ate the slide cover slip (0.5mm piece of glass). I foolishly replied 'try it and find out'. Surprisingly to no one (except me) he gobbed that thing a chowed down. After a good amount of blood, that OneSchool entry and call home were pretty interesting.
When I was on my first prac, I had a student come up to me and say "you look like that doctor guy from fuck what's that show called?" He was obviously talking about doctor who as it was in winter and I was wearing a big coat but I wasn't going to let him know what I was saying and he kept trying to finish the joke for my entire prac. He never did
I'm not a teacher, I was a student at this time. I went to a private mainly white kids high school in NYC, it was really small with only 400 kids in the total high school and to put it in perspective there was only 6 black kids in that full 400 roaster. now to the teacher story, we had one teacher that was always chill and laid back while not really caring about much of anything, he was the favorite among the parents and most people didn't know anything about his life outside the school. one day my school building get surrounded by cops and some with riot gear, we get a announcement saying that all students should go into the nearest class room and all the teachers said nothing is happening and made sure to HEAVILY EMPHASES it wasn't a school shooting or such. (welcome to America) after about 30 minutes most of the cops are gone and we get a announcement saying everything is ok and that school has ended early. we later found out that the teacher all the parents liked was actually making and selling cocaine to the parents and some teachers even and the cops came to arrest him during the school time because they knew for sure he would be there. safe to say that anyone who had class with him as a teachers was given A's and a free period during that time.
me and my mates were under surveillance for like 2 months. they never pulled us up thinking we didn't know no doubt but eveyone else who left the place got pulled up and we could see the cameras down the hill that were watching us like sorry but we aren't that dumb
Closest i got to a cop experience was watching 3 police officers chase an aboriginal who was starknaked running through the shopping centre i worked at. He was screaming and yelling at someone that wasnt even there and seeing him dodge the cops when they tackled him.
I’ve had 6 different police officers tell me that most don’t care about speeding on the motorway as long as it’s less than 100mph they won’t pull you over (UK)
On some motorcycle rides (not a 1%), there'd be 2 friends, an ex cop, and a current cop (Qld). How about, they'd be patrolling an 80 klm/h zone, and fine someone for 89 klm/h. They'd leave that speed on their mobile radar display, and if they didn't like the look of a car or the occupants, pull them over and give them a ticket for 89 klm/h (it didn't matter if the car was doing the speed limit). If it went to court, the judge would ask what speed was recorded! Talk about being farked.
My grade four teacher was an ex-police officer from QLD. She would tell us her cop stories from time to time if we were completing our work. One time she told us that she was raiding the house of a suspected murderer. Whilst inside, she turned a corner and saw her reflection in a sliding glass door, to which she screamed out loud in fear and slipped over, hitting her head. I cant recall if she said she had shot at her own reflection, but i think she told us she did.
I'm a teacher, and my first job was at a really expensive private school. On the first day of term 2 I got there and the deputy Principal wasn't there. There was an "emergency meeting" in the staff room. Apparently he had resigned with immediate effect, and we weren't allowed to contact him or ask about it. Over the coming months many rumours went around, but everyone seemed to agree that he had been fired because he'd been involved in embezzlement. Apparently he'd taken money from people and bumped up exam grades to make the school seem better. Pretty shocking... Only that's not what happened... About a year after the original resignation we found out the truth. He had been arrested for child p**n and pedophilia!!!!!! He's currently in jail and the school hasn't recovered from the scandal. Needless to say, I don't work there anymore.
had one teacher that would joke around pretty hard with his students. he was in his last year so he would kind of just freestyle the class. one day he brought in a frequency generator and explained how different animals can hear things that we cant. he put it to the threshold for a dog and then pointed at a girl that he didnt like and said only she could hear it now.
I'm not a teacher, but I day manage for a road safety course for highschool kids. I know it's going to be a shit day when there is a see of mullets and rat tails.
A student but ive experienced some crazy teachers. One teacher was harping on about some kid he taught 10 years ago because like half the class had failed a maths test, he told us this kid was so smart that if the teacher ever marked the student with anything less that 100% the teacher would check his own answer sheet to see where he stuffed up. Someone asked if the teacher actually taught him anything and then the teacher got mad and proceeded to sit down and not teacher for the next week. He got even more mad when more people failed the next test which he barely taught as a result of not teaching for a week. In an English class the teacher asked what our opinions of what Shakespeare meant in romeo and Juliet, following some peoples responses he said "no thats not a correct interpretation" which i found quite funny cos like fym not a correct opinion. In woodwork the teacher got mad at one guy for fucking up a couple things over the lesson and told him " to fuck off and not come back next time unless he was gonna do it right" the next class the same kid fucked something up and the teacher hit the kids project ( a bedside table) with a woodworking mallet, which destroyed it. Then when the project was due the next week the teacher failed the kid for not having a finished project.
Being in the teaching profession. I have heard many random statements from students. These are my favourites I was at a new school getting a lay of the land and a student (grade 1) i had never met approached me and introduced himself. He immediately asked me to guess his favourite food. I guessed incorrectly only to be given this response "I like chicken, but im not black." In my sheer confusion to react appropriately, he did a spin and ran away. On another occasion, we where laying out old newspapers and a student (grade 1...again) screamed at the top of his lungs "look look, its our president Obama"...while pointing to a picture of Bill Shorten. I then informed him we dont have a president but a prime minister and pointed to albo who was in the same picture. And with 110% confidence, he said "ohhh Trump".
Oh sweet, I've got a story: Had these two kids in year 8 who were good mates. One pretty popular, one not so much, but they were mates regardless. The popular one started running with some gangs in the area, and I guess the kids in the school admired him for that. At some point, something happened between this popular kid and his mate, because during the end of year holidays, the popular kid, some other school kids and some members of this gang apparently got together to beat up the less popular one, with chains and wrenches (from what I've heard). Anyway, since it happened outside of school, all we have is that they're not allowed to be in the same classroom. But yes, they are both still in the school.
My mom is an english teacher so this story comes from her. She was teaching first grade students at the time and there were these two unhinged twins who kept getting into trouble in and out of class. So this one time, she was teaching as normal and smells this absolutely foul stench coming from one side of the classroom, all of the kids were seemingly unfazed by it (probably because they were used to it at that point). As she starts going around the classroom she notices a brown log on the floor next to one of the twins. She immediately says "go to the bathroom! you can't be in here like that!", naturally, all of the other fetuses start making fun of the kid including his twin who kept on saying "you shat yourself! you shat yourself! you shat yourself!".
one of our math teacher in middle school was this 57 y-o grumpy lady and a lot of the second year kids hated her guts for nitpicking any little mistake you did and sending atleast 1 kid out to detention on every class she teaches. So one time someone tried to be a clown and started randomly yodeling something out of a Ricola cough drop ad (that went something like Riiiii- COLA!) in her math class multiple times, it wasn't too loud but definitely annoying enough to make her go on an angry rant about respecting teachers. this resulted in these little assholes to hate her more, so they started to just doing that Riiiii-COLA yodel anytime that they come across her at school which only ended after the principal reprimanded the kids who did it at a morning assembly.
If you want to push the envelope of good taste, I have a suggestion. Youth social workers, confess your sins. I admit, that one could come with some potentially… reportable answers and likely get demonised. But come on, you know those stories will be unhinged at best.
My ma's friend married a cop when I was about 12. He had a k9. It bit both her sons and Idk how many kids it attacked or bit but a dozen is fair to say, some random and severe. She lived at home with a muzzle half the time. It was like it was fine she was a monster because she was very expensive for a little nothing town to have.
During High school one of my let’s call him less intelligent classmate would go to a study group after school the day before the biology test. So I tagged along to what I learned was the special ed area of the school. My friend and like 5 other special ed kids would be handed a teachers copy of the notes and told to highlight what was the answers on the test. Only took 2 tests before they started looking at me funny and asked me not to come back. Turns out the answers to the tests are only for kids with an IQ equivalent to Forest Gump and I had to borrow my friend’s notes the rest of the year. Note: Being friends with the special ed will allow you to get away with anything at school. Cause we all know the teachers feel bad for them.
We made an in training priest and teacher leave not only teaching but also the priesthood. The breaking point was when he had us do a poster on the life of jesus (year 9 btw) and my mate asked him to repeat the instructions, to which this priest/teacher slammed both hands on the table and yelled in his face 'what the f do you not understand about what we're doing?' We never saw him again after that.
Primary school PE. One lesson with my middle primary school class, they're playing with soccer balls, one kid kept trying to stomp on the ball. I tell him if he keeps doing that he's going to bounce his foot away to where he'll fall over. Kid continues to do it, I again remind him to stop or he'll hurt himself, I even show him by stomping my foot down and showing how high his foot will go and how he'll lose his balance. Nup, kid continues to do it ends up smashing his foot down, legs go backwards like some sort of cartoon, completely face plants onto the floor. Doesn't cry (props to them for toughness) lays on the ground, turns to look at me and gives the most disgusted death stare to me as if it was my fault. Trying my hardest not to burst out laughing, I just gave them a small wave and continued helping other kids.
My grade 6 teacher was a bit of a piece of work. Anger issues that she did her best to suppress, but just was not great with children. One time, towards the end of the year, someone in my class did something to tick her off after a long day of kids buggerising around. She walked across the classroom in complete silence, picked up the kids desk and tub of pencils and stuff. And threw it through the window of our classroom. Desk fell from the second floor with a pane of glass to the street below. Then the kid was ordered to go and retrieve the desk. The teacher still works at the school.
There used to be a mad bastard running around the railways throwing shit at security claiming he was a billionaire. When the cops came to get him again one day he claimed his mum would pay all the cleaning bills. I laughed and then the cop turned and said "Nah, she will, his family are billionaires." He gave me a solicitor to contact for any cleaning and they bloody paid and all.
Three stories: 1. Kid brought a knife to school (sadly not uncommon at the school). He had put in his pants hoping the elastic would hold it up, but it slipped straight down and stabbed him in the foot. Was taken to hospital in an ambulance before first class. 2. Guidance Counselor entered my class looking distraught. Walked directly to a student and asked, “Is the guinea pig in YOUR bag?” 3. Had an “Anything but a bag day”, which means kids bring their supplies in anything but a bag. Kids usually bring boxes, prams, eskies. One kid drove an entire tinny boat into the school with his pens and books in it, and parked it in the school until he was asked to remove it.
Highschool setting, had a colleague go to the staff toilets in the sports hall, came back 10 mins later saying he just had his shoes pissed on as he was on the toilet in the cubicle from a student who snuck in.
i went to a REAL rough school. one in canberra that has made the news a few times for all kinds of crazy shite. we had a teacher there that used to hide with us smokers in the unnoficial 'smokers area' and would buy and sell ciggies to the students, she'd witnessed kids smoking weed on many occasionally and didn't care at all also the school went into lockdown multiple times due to students owing tick and drug dealers going on campus with baseball bats and knives. witnessed a few punch ons between students and teachers too. this was yr10 so we're talking 16 year olds
"I've only got 10mins, you don't get to tell 100 stories" "No one told you too stop" Ah Jordies, just like when you asked for a hentai site to sponsor you in the same video you declined them sponsoring you :P
They all talk like that because at the end of each shift they have to write up a report ( in that style, I.E 01:08H : I Typed out a comment to the Frendlyhordies RUclips channel, 01:09: I selected the comment button and submitted the previously mentioned comment"
when I was in high school, we had a very short (about 4'10) skinny greek english teacher who would try to win us over with chocolates etc to get us (30 17yr old guys) to do our work. She would sometimes sit at the front of the class on her desk whilst wearing a very short skirt, as soon as she sat down every one of us would bury our heads to hide from the flashing she would give. She wasn't attractive at all, but she thought she was. Half way through the year, she was getting into trouble because she couldn't get us to do our work and was getting quite upset... it got to the point that no one would take their books out or do anything in class until she gave us chocolates (like the mini marsbars etc from variety packs), she had a break down and asked us why we wouldn't do the work at all and asked us if we loved her... she was promptly told by someone hiding behind someone else's back that no we didn't like her and she stank like B'O. One guy proceeded to tell her it was her own fault and that she created the monster( referencing that we wouldn't do and english work without chocolates). She ended up running out of the class room bawling her eyes out, which then led to a head teacher(who looked like an overweight version of Dean Cain) coming in and going ballistic at us. She ended up leaving after having a mental break and we ended up with a substitute teacher, Her name was Ms Blue and she asked us why the other teacher left so we told her the whole story and she was quite shocked to say the least. I think it took maybe a week before someone asked her if she had a boyfriend (she was fairly attractive blonde with quite impressive "lung capacity". She was trying to be our friend because she wasn't much older than we were so she told us about her boyfriend, his name was Peter and her name was Michelle.... took about a minute before one of the guys blurted out "Michelle Blue Peter!" (her name was Ms Blue for a reminder) The whole class went super quiet... could have heard a pin drop for like 30 seconds before she just couldn't hold it in anymore and cracked up laughing her ass off! We intantly all decided she was cool and that was it, we'd do our work and then 5 min left of class she'd tell us about her weekends out drinking in the city where she lived (We were going to school in Nelson Bay which is about an hour or so from Newcastle NSW) When it got to the end of the year she even invited the ones who wear 18 to go out a pub crawl in Newcastle with her and her boyfriend and other friends. One of the best teachers we ever had! Best substitute by far.
Vic cops are the best!! Back in the day when area cars on a Saturday night were under manned. 1 cat from Brunswick to Broard Meadows. Off duty cops could call for a ridenafter closing time... That is, 4 drunkards pissing off everyone in the taxi cue just to bust into a cop car pulling up to a red light. Pop on the sirens and lights, middle fingers to anyone peeling off through a red light. Love Vic Cops!!!
Did you just pronounce all the letters in Shayamalan? I didn't even know how to spell it before this, and I knew that the old lady in the elevator was the devil from minute 1.
Not a teacher, but I could tell you how my stupid year 3 self probably ruined my teacher's afternoon. My year 3 teacher (lovely woman, amongst the best I've ever had) had her father pass away and needed time off to attend the funeral. Our combined year 3/5 class drew sympathy cards for her depicting things like wreaths, flowers, all nice stuff. My autistic ass drew a funeral, complete with a stick figure 6 feet under surrounded by crying stick figures. By her grace alone she took it in good stride and laughed about it to my mother, who was mortified lmao.
I am a new casual teacher who is still in his fourth year of uni (yes, they allow us to do that) and I was at this one school with some pretty challenging kids. Halfway through an English lesson when the whole class weren’t throwing insults at each other, a kid asked “Hey Mister, wanna play dodgeball? Catch!” And proceeded to though a chair right at my nuts. Uni has not taught us how to prepare for this. Not the worst day I’ve had though. 6/10 class
Where's the video on the under 16s social media ban Maolbo & Dutt Xiping are pushing ahead giving us no chance to say anything on Black Friday? The Uniparty is out of control!
No point saying anything 🤦♂️ These nut jobs are hard labor loving fanatics… they’re not going to talk about it… just like vax…. They’re going to ignore it and continue worshiping their retarded four eyed leaders 😆
I teach in Thailand, which already has a bad reputation for some bad schools. But the management at my first school treated the Filipino teachers terribly never letting anyone have a break in a 10 hour day, never getting work visas, regular bad bosses stuff. They never let the teachers meet with the parents, which meant that drop off and pick up was a McDonald's drive thru where the kids would be thrown in and out of their cars. But someone got so fed up that they brought in edibles for the management and left them as a surprise. School was closed that day, and we never found out who it was.
I took a group of year 8 boys on camp and we were eating out of ration packs. One boy forgot his bowls cutlery etc and decided after dinner he wanted hot chocolate from his pack. So he washed out a packet of beef stew in the communal portalaloo used by about 130 -13 yo boys and proceeded to make and drink hot chocolate from it. He had to be reminded not to do it the next day as he wanted to try again…
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You forgot to link “Police’s RUclips Strike Force” in the description.
My first day on placement as a student teacher was one of the kids in my first class' first day out of juvie. He was actually a fairly nice kid, just misunderstood.
Having said that, I dropped out like 6 months later
Not my story, but my relatives.
He was a history teacher in the mid-60's - 80's.
He worked at a school that was at the time an all-boys school, an older building that still had halls lined with both lockers and sprawling heat radiator ranges.
His favorite story to tell was when he had a gaggle of boys that were terrible, and when it became clear towards the end of the school year that they would fail (and have to retake his class) he waited for a day when they were all skipping, and knowing they would always hang out in one of the bathrooms, had a kid that he paid go into the hall during his class and piss all over the heat radiator ranges outside of the bathroom they always lurked in when they were skipping.
Once classes ended, and everyone was filing into the hall to go to their next class you could hear the groans and retching all across the corridor. Despite no one actually seeing the true piss culprit, the children of the school did what dumb kids do best and said they saw that group do it.
It didn't take long for admin to "put two and two together" and after a joint examination by cleaning staff and admin, the three boys were expelled from school.
He never did tell us the name of the kid he paid. We all assume it was actually him.
Great uncle, medium teacher.
Edit I forgot to include in the OG post: the building still vaguely smelt of piss DECADES later until they updated and got rid of the metal radiator system.
I was a primary school teacher in England in the early 80’s. I asked a group of five year olds what their parents liked to do when on holiday. In hindsight obviously a big mistake. One little boy said his mum liked to make cakes. A little girl said her dad liked to make cars, ok. Then a little girl said my mum likes to wee on my dad and my dad likes to wee on my mum! The class erupted into laughter and sounds of disgust lol 😂. I love kids. 😂.
I'm a teacher, ironically only for the money. I taught a basic computer skills class my first year, and subsequently got bullied by a group of dance team girls. After having a cry in my room at lunch, I made a new seating chart (which is the recommended way to handle the situation, kids are not as brave away from friends) but secretly made sure to sit every single girl that was rude to me next to students that had serious body odor problems. I told them all it was a completely random shuffle, and only I know the truth.
I had a cop reveal to me the other day that he misses Davez Dinners
I will shit your bed
A teacher, the headmaster actually punched me in the back of the head because I was looking out of the window and not paying attention. He was wearing a large sovereign ring, so it really hurt and also I was about 5 years old and everything hurts. I went home and told my Dad and he went to the school and kicked the shit out this very large Zambian man and then stole his ring. No police or any other child protection services were involved and it was never spoken again. Schools in Scotland in the 80's were pretty wild.
Does he still have the ring?
@@yourdad6236 yes, we need to know
sounds like Scotland
Write this in the pinned comment if you haven't, that's where he reads them from 😊
a teacher I knew from my primary school once:
asked a kid who was pissing the teacher off in grade 2 to “sit outside until I invite you back in” she left the kid outside the classroom for 4 hours and only realised it when school ended, it started hailing 30 minutes after the teacher left the kid outside too.
💀💀
One teacher I (briefly) had locked us in the closet for "time out."
Lmao
Damn, had a similar one in high school, when someone farted in the gym and everyone blamed the fat kid. The PE teacher went on a verbal tirade against him then made him sit outside in the rain.
@@hopelessromantic3786 This may have genuinely just unlocked a memory of mine omg
My cop story is from when I was on a jury for an indecent assault case. The cop actually wrote verbatim "the woman alleges that the suspect touched her boooobies" with four os in his actual notes that were read to the court room.
That's wild really? How did it go, did the defendant win?
might've been thinking: there's two Os in boobies, im gonna write oo twice
Am a year 1 teacher.
It is phenomenal how willing seemingly well adjusted kids are to just, drop their dacks in the middle of the playground and take a dump when nature calls. The other kids don’t even really get phased anymore.
My favourite story comes from last year. Had a real loose unit of a kid but he was a legend. He was with his mate in the toilets keeping him company while he took a shit. He obviously missed his mate because he jumped up onto the door to peek over and say hello. This promptly made the door fall of its hinges, launching it and my student onto the lap of the boy on the loo. Mum sighed for a long 15 or so seconds when we called her with that one.
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One of my friends is a cop here in QLD. He said the number of cops who don't know the law is amazing. Said he's seen other cops arrest people for "Back chatting" as in that's what they put in the report and then expect the person that back chatted them to be charged and go to court for back chat.
If a person has the capacity to learn the law they typically become lawyers.
@@monalisa-bs4zs You'd be surprised how many of those don't know the laws either lmao
He mates, what’s your mates name?…. Address?
Had two friends who joined QPOL and about a year in they were at a games weekend and laughing about messing with the homeless, probably mentally handicapped, for no reason and it took them a minute to realize no one else was laughing. Police culture is toxic af.
@@anon4854 yeah 😂 had a cop bragging about the same thing at our local… he never came back when we were done with him 😂
I worked with a bloke at a disability care provider who physically assaulted a client, got dragged into management who then let him leave on his own terms who then went on to fail the exam to get into the police for 2 times and finally got in after his 3rd attempt. It’s scary to think of this gronk being a cop now
During a practicum whilst I was still studying for my bachelors I got to spend 2 weeks with a local-ish special ed unit in a large state high school (QLD). Had to call a fully qualified teacher to tag in for me so I could get somewhere private to laugh because a young fella in a motorised wheelchair was doing donuts in the rain surrounded by other kids playing the Tokyo Drift soundtrack through a bluetooth speaker, just like the meme. At first I did the good ol' crusty teacher "OI" and tried to tell him to stop but couldn't manage to speak without potentially losing it.
The full fledged teacher I was shadowing stepped in to cover for me. I went into our room and burst out laughing. When I looked out the window to see how it was going, the poor bloke was just standing in the rain counting to 5 while the kid in the wheelchair was still doing donuts, spraying small amounts of water onto the bloke's pants as he drifted past. I will never forget this day. Fucking classic.
Also: bring back Dave's Dinners.
That's fucking incredible. Kid was living his best life
I took a criminology class from a former LAPD riot officer who left his job so he could follow his ex wife when she moved to my state. He was also a former Blackwater merc. I have seperate stories about him regarding THAT.
Anyway, the first day of class, he tells the class a joke as people are filtering into the classroom. "What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice!" and I laughed and said "Oh I get it, because 40% of cops beat their wives right?" and then he assigned our term papers at the end of class, and mine was a 10 page defense of "Enhanced Interrogation" also known colloquially as "Torture."
Dude's day job was running a "Use of Force" simulator, which was literally just one of those arcade gun games that taught you to be ready to shoot grandmas at a moments notice. There were....so many grandmas with guns in this "simulator."
If you ever want stories about Blackwater mercs, he repeatedly openly admitted to committing actual war crimes, as justification for why cops in America need MORE leeway.
What a guy, I hope he didnt end up killing his ex wife.
As a first year prac teacher studying for my bachelors, I had to teach a year 9 Media class how to use photoshop. Lesson was going well until I saw the boys in the back photoshopping their chubby friend into a plane heading towards the world trade centre. Holding in my laughter I have to explain to them why it's a bad idea to Photoshop inappropriate things whilst my supervisor (HOD of I.T) is in the room. 10 Minutes later I find them photoshopping the same chubby kid slapping pokies and drinking vb. These are the same students who yell "sir are you a sigma" and "skibidi rizz".
omg that's hilarious
those kids were alright in my book
it was based until that last sentence.
What are you talking about. Thats amazing!
I'm so loving that the stupid "trick" they all use "do you know why I pulled you up" hoping you'll cough up some offence they can pin on you, actually worked on crossbow boy. Not the sharpest tool in the box.
Reminds me of that scene in "Liar, Liar' where Jim Carey's character is pulled over and when asked by the officer if he knows why he pulled him over Carey, unable to tell a lie, rattles off a long list of the traffic offences he just committed.
Missed opportunity for the Chief Wiggum clip talking to the rambling homeless man, "Slow down, slow down... Who's been stealing your thoughts?"
I left this comment previously, however I didn't make it in the video, thought they were good stories
Went to a known cannabis smoking area and found 5 people stoned off their heads. We chatted for five minutes or so about being called to five people smoking cannabis in the area. I asked if they had seen anyone matching the description, then i proceeded to describe them to themselves. This immensely freaked them out. While we were talking to them, one dropped their mull bowl. We asked them to let us know if they see the five people we described and they said they would. They started to walk away and when they were far enough away we picked up the cannabis and yelled, "guys you dropped your pot. Who wants it?" they started to walk faster then slightly jog. We yelled "come back and take your drugs with you, this is littering". They kept moving away. One of us yelled "let the dog go!" and I started barking. They piss bolted, was even better because we never had a dog with us the whole time we were talking to them.
Paddy wagons (in my day) didn't have Radar nor Lidar. There was a known spot where people used to speed down this hill. There was a spot at the bottom of the hill where we could park and eat on our break whilst semi hidden by trees. It was only possible to see us when you were about 20 meters away. We would point our breathalyzer machine out the window (looks nothing like a lidar) whilst eating. We would laugh our heads off as people would see us, make eye contact and slam their breaks on as they passed.
Followed a P plater vehicle which was occupied with 5 males under 20 years of age. They were sus as F making movements like they were trying to conceal something. They continued looking back at us constantly, they drove in odd directions like 4 left hand turns in a row arriving back where they started, they went down back streets and then more back streets in the opposite way they were originally going. We could tell they were freaking out. We continued following closely for approximately 5kms in circles for what seem to be 10 minutes. the whole time the rear passengers were turning around and watching us. We turned on our lights and sirens and the vehicle pulled over..... We then quickly overtook the vehicle and sped away to another job.
Pulled over Hamish Blake for making a left across three lanes. Let him off with a warning.
I was asked a question under oath in a trial. the question was "how do you know the s3x shop was open when you arrived?" I stated "I would rather not say". Was reminded I was under oath and needed to answer the question. I replied "As I entered the door there were two very attractive females directly to my left, they were approximately 50cms from me. We locked eyes and they looked frightened or shocked. The woman closest to me broke eye contact and looked at the display she was shopping in front of then looked back at me. I then broke eye contact and looked at the shelf she had just looked at, which I noticed it contained a selection of long double headed D-Does. I made eye contact with them again and said G-day. and I walked into the open store." The magistrate was not impressed to say the least at the amount of detail I went into, however my account is now part of a judicial record.
Had to stop traffic for the purpose of euthanizing of a dying kangaroo (hit by a car). This particular Roo was extremely resilient. It took 13 bullets to put it out of its misery. however when we turned around, the female in the front of queue of stopped vehicles had a horrified look on her face. The look on her face was worse than the kangaroo after the 13 bullets. I'm pretty sure we created a vegan that day.
Great to confirm that not all coppers are fuckwits.
Got a few in my family, and as mates, who aren't either, but the seem to be the exception to the rule...unfortunately.
0:11 but we can assume that Barilaro's cronies are watching diligently.
First story is just the opening scene of super troopers
Love the toilet paper as a prop instead of bandages, missing tomato source though to really sell it
I know a teacher at a local primary school (I’m not disclosing the relation because they still work there). I have been told about all of my old teachers (I went to the primary school they work at) doing each other (including multiple public affairs). Seeing the teachers who had public affairs with their coworkers out proudly together is a little disturbing, especially since I know a lot of the details, including when they were caught screwing each other in the front office.
A group of students created ‘National Parks’ in the playground and used little gum nuts as currency. The whole thing became it’s own economy and it was really intense. The teachers had to shut it down because these kids became violent as there were full missions planned out to go into other people’s ‘National Parks’ and rob them of as many gum nuts as possible. Kids were also screaming at other kids for stepping on the ‘walls’ (about 1cm high walls of dirt) because if ruined their ‘National Park’.
I have also been told about one kid who walked out to the top of a hill on the school grounds with a grass area below it where the teacher was running sport. He proceeded to pull his pants down and took a shit in front of everyone. They had to stop a large group of children from seeing this kid take a shit and find the teacher who was supposed to be supervising this kid.
Needless to say, people avoid this school like the plague.
(If this is used, I’d like to remain anonymous)
I want a "confessions of a bus driver" segment.
Yes!!! There's a reason they now lock themselves in behind thick perspex shields! Imagine the stories!
When my proper job was offshored, I ended up driving a bus in Melbourne. Worst job ever. The best and only good thing happened one new years eve, late at night. 3 young women got on the bus, all wearing skimpy clothes, all gave me a kiss. Even better, one of the girls tit's jumped out of her already see through top as she leant over to kiss me and didn't notice till the whole bus starts cheering and laughing. 😅 The bad stories happend every day.
INQUISITOR!!!
"It reminds me of a Warhammer reference...that i don't really remember so i'll carry on"
Dude you can't do this to me ffs...
I know a HWY patrol officer (previously motorcycle unit) in Sydney who told me how they entrap people. He loves to patrol the old pacific hwy at night. He sits right up behind a speeding car & sees how fast he can get them to go before booking them. Also talked about egging on people at lights in unmarked cars. Being how he was in high school I can see him doing it.
I was a teacher in rural Queensland I once (accidentally) degloved a students finger. He had his finger inside a pushed in RJ45 port, and he and his mate called me over to tell me it was stuck. I thought he was joking and gave it a bit of a yank, turns out he wasn't kidding. It took a while for the blood to start and by god did it start. His finger came out degloved from the first knuckle to second knuckle.
Another time, early in my career, working with microscopes, a student asked me what would happen if he ate the slide cover slip (0.5mm piece of glass). I foolishly replied 'try it and find out'. Surprisingly to no one (except me) he gobbed that thing a chowed down. After a good amount of blood, that OneSchool entry and call home were pretty interesting.
damn how did he manage to stick his finger that far into an rj45 port lol
@ the jack had been pushed all the way in so it was just a finger sized hole...with apparently sharp plastic edges 😂
2:01 PTSD. No seriously, PTSD is the answer to that. Managing it by over training or over eating.
Teachers? Is this potentially a way to continue the Yilmaz chronicles? 😂😂
When I was on my first prac, I had a student come up to me and say "you look like that doctor guy from fuck what's that show called?" He was obviously talking about doctor who as it was in winter and I was wearing a big coat but I wasn't going to let him know what I was saying and he kept trying to finish the joke for my entire prac. He never did
I'm not a teacher, I was a student at this time.
I went to a private mainly white kids high school in NYC, it was really small with only 400 kids in the total high school and to put it in perspective there was only 6 black kids in that full 400 roaster.
now to the teacher story, we had one teacher that was always chill and laid back while not really caring about much of anything, he was the favorite among the parents and most people didn't know anything about his life outside the school. one day my school building get surrounded by cops and some with riot gear, we get a announcement saying that all students should go into the nearest class room and all the teachers said nothing is happening and made sure to HEAVILY EMPHASES it wasn't a school shooting or such. (welcome to America)
after about 30 minutes most of the cops are gone and we get a announcement saying everything is ok and that school has ended early. we later found out that the teacher all the parents liked was actually making and selling cocaine to the parents and some teachers even and the cops came to arrest him during the school time because they knew for sure he would be there.
safe to say that anyone who had class with him as a teachers was given A's and a free period during that time.
me and my mates were under surveillance for like 2 months. they never pulled us up thinking we didn't know no doubt but eveyone else who left the place got pulled up and we could see the cameras down the hill that were watching us like sorry but we aren't that dumb
Ok for everyone who complains about it, he mentioned Warhammer.
There ya go there's your Warhammer video. Shush.
Closest i got to a cop experience was watching 3 police officers chase an aboriginal who was starknaked running through the shopping centre i worked at. He was screaming and yelling at someone that wasnt even there and seeing him dodge the cops when they tackled him.
I’ve had 6 different police officers tell me that most don’t care about speeding on the motorway as long as it’s less than 100mph they won’t pull you over (UK)
They don't care if you burgle poor peoples houses either
And if you're Asian you can get away with anything
On some motorcycle rides (not a 1%), there'd be 2 friends, an ex cop, and a current cop (Qld).
How about, they'd be patrolling an 80 klm/h zone, and fine someone for 89 klm/h. They'd leave that speed on their mobile radar display, and if they didn't like the look of a car or the occupants, pull them over and give them a ticket for 89 klm/h (it didn't matter if the car was doing the speed limit).
If it went to court, the judge would ask what speed was recorded!
Talk about being farked.
My grade four teacher was an ex-police officer from QLD. She would tell us her cop stories from time to time if we were completing our work. One time she told us that she was raiding the house of a suspected murderer. Whilst inside, she turned a corner and saw her reflection in a sliding glass door, to which she screamed out loud in fear and slipped over, hitting her head. I cant recall if she said she had shot at her own reflection, but i think she told us she did.
First story sounds like SuperTroopers
Meow what is so damn funny?
I'm a teacher, and my first job was at a really expensive private school.
On the first day of term 2 I got there and the deputy Principal wasn't there. There was an "emergency meeting" in the staff room. Apparently he had resigned with immediate effect, and we weren't allowed to contact him or ask about it.
Over the coming months many rumours went around, but everyone seemed to agree that he had been fired because he'd been involved in embezzlement. Apparently he'd taken money from people and bumped up exam grades to make the school seem better. Pretty shocking...
Only that's not what happened...
About a year after the original resignation we found out the truth. He had been arrested for child p**n and pedophilia!!!!!!
He's currently in jail and the school hasn't recovered from the scandal. Needless to say, I don't work there anymore.
Soldiers confess your sins. ohh wait, that might not be a good idea
5:16 best joke
Imagine sucking Rudd off and him just looking down at you with those beady eyes
Bless the Marathon Cop... You've made us runners proud 👍
had one teacher that would joke around pretty hard with his students. he was in his last year so he would kind of just freestyle the class. one day he brought in a frequency generator and explained how different animals can hear things that we cant. he put it to the threshold for a dog and then pointed at a girl that he didnt like and said only she could hear it now.
Get Frenchy on for teachers confess their sins. He beat up a kid once.
Youth workers could tell you a story or two
00:13 all the cool kids are watched by the cops. I actually had to explain some jokes I made to a DA after getting picked up by the boys in blue 😂
This was a joy. Could we have one about Qld cops in the Joh days. I got some doozies😂👌
I'm not a teacher, but I day manage for a road safety course for highschool kids. I know it's going to be a shit day when there is a see of mullets and rat tails.
A student but ive experienced some crazy teachers. One teacher was harping on about some kid he taught 10 years ago because like half the class had failed a maths test, he told us this kid was so smart that if the teacher ever marked the student with anything less that 100% the teacher would check his own answer sheet to see where he stuffed up. Someone asked if the teacher actually taught him anything and then the teacher got mad and proceeded to sit down and not teacher for the next week. He got even more mad when more people failed the next test which he barely taught as a result of not teaching for a week.
In an English class the teacher asked what our opinions of what Shakespeare meant in romeo and Juliet, following some peoples responses he said "no thats not a correct interpretation" which i found quite funny cos like fym not a correct opinion.
In woodwork the teacher got mad at one guy for fucking up a couple things over the lesson and told him " to fuck off and not come back next time unless he was gonna do it right" the next class the same kid fucked something up and the teacher hit the kids project ( a bedside table) with a woodworking mallet, which destroyed it. Then when the project was due the next week the teacher failed the kid for not having a finished project.
100 stories and not one about that 2 year period of covid when the cops turned into the Gestapo
Being in the teaching profession. I have heard many random statements from students. These are my favourites
I was at a new school getting a lay of the land and a student (grade 1) i had never met approached me and introduced himself.
He immediately asked me to guess his favourite food.
I guessed incorrectly only to be given this response
"I like chicken, but im not black."
In my sheer confusion to react appropriately, he did a spin and ran away.
On another occasion, we where laying out old newspapers and a student (grade 1...again) screamed at the top of his lungs "look look, its our president Obama"...while pointing to a picture of Bill Shorten.
I then informed him we dont have a president but a prime minister and pointed to albo who was in the same picture.
And with 110% confidence, he said "ohhh Trump".
Oh sweet, I've got a story:
Had these two kids in year 8 who were good mates. One pretty popular, one not so much, but they were mates regardless. The popular one started running with some gangs in the area, and I guess the kids in the school admired him for that. At some point, something happened between this popular kid and his mate, because during the end of year holidays, the popular kid, some other school kids and some members of this gang apparently got together to beat up the less popular one, with chains and wrenches (from what I've heard).
Anyway, since it happened outside of school, all we have is that they're not allowed to be in the same classroom. But yes, they are both still in the school.
My mom is an english teacher so this story comes from her.
She was teaching first grade students at the time and there were these two unhinged twins who kept getting into trouble in and out of class. So this one time, she was teaching as normal and smells this absolutely foul stench coming from one side of the classroom, all of the kids were seemingly unfazed by it (probably because they were used to it at that point). As she starts going around the classroom she notices a brown log on the floor next to one of the twins. She immediately says "go to the bathroom! you can't be in here like that!", naturally, all of the other fetuses start making fun of the kid including his twin who kept on saying "you shat yourself! you shat yourself! you shat yourself!".
one of our math teacher in middle school was this 57 y-o grumpy lady and a lot of the second year kids hated her guts for nitpicking any little mistake you did and sending atleast 1 kid out to detention on every class she teaches.
So one time someone tried to be a clown and started randomly yodeling something out of a Ricola cough drop ad (that went something like Riiiii- COLA!) in her math class multiple times, it wasn't too loud but definitely annoying enough to make her go on an angry rant about respecting teachers. this resulted in these little assholes to hate her more, so they started to just doing that Riiiii-COLA yodel anytime that they come across her at school which only ended after the principal reprimanded the kids who did it at a morning assembly.
TBH i'm waiting on jordies to go around and have one for student stories cause i have some bangers stories that i personally did
HE put the warhammer logo up, Jordan you're such a tease
If you want to push the envelope of good taste, I have a suggestion.
Youth social workers, confess your sins.
I admit, that one could come with some potentially… reportable answers and likely get demonised.
But come on, you know those stories will be unhinged at best.
My ma's friend married a cop when I was about 12. He had a k9. It bit both her sons and Idk how many kids it attacked or bit but a dozen is fair to say, some random and severe. She lived at home with a muzzle half the time. It was like it was fine she was a monster because she was very expensive for a little nothing town to have.
They talk like that because they're constantly preparing for the reports they'll have to write 😆
Gotta do politicians/public servants!
During High school one of my let’s call him less intelligent classmate would go to a study group after school the day before the biology test. So I tagged along to what I learned was the special ed area of the school. My friend and like 5 other special ed kids would be handed a teachers copy of the notes and told to highlight what was the answers on the test. Only took 2 tests before they started looking at me funny and asked me not to come back. Turns out the answers to the tests are only for kids with an IQ equivalent to Forest Gump and I had to borrow my friend’s notes the rest of the year.
Note: Being friends with the special ed will allow you to get away with anything at school. Cause we all know the teachers feel bad for them.
Don't watch your content often. But you need to do a second episode if you get enough stories.
Good chuckle.
My teacher use to be a bully at the school he teaches at now
We made an in training priest and teacher leave not only teaching but also the priesthood. The breaking point was when he had us do a poster on the life of jesus (year 9 btw) and my mate asked him to repeat the instructions, to which this priest/teacher slammed both hands on the table and yelled in his face 'what the f do you not understand about what we're doing?' We never saw him again after that.
I'm just waiting for a mate....
-whos your mate?
"James"
Silent lips that know,
Whispers drown in shadowed rooms,
Truths are sold in dust.
Primary school PE. One lesson with my middle primary school class, they're playing with soccer balls, one kid kept trying to stomp on the ball. I tell him if he keeps doing that he's going to bounce his foot away to where he'll fall over. Kid continues to do it, I again remind him to stop or he'll hurt himself, I even show him by stomping my foot down and showing how high his foot will go and how he'll lose his balance. Nup, kid continues to do it ends up smashing his foot down, legs go backwards like some sort of cartoon, completely face plants onto the floor. Doesn't cry (props to them for toughness) lays on the ground, turns to look at me and gives the most disgusted death stare to me as if it was my fault. Trying my hardest not to burst out laughing, I just gave them a small wave and continued helping other kids.
My grade 6 teacher was a bit of a piece of work. Anger issues that she did her best to suppress, but just was not great with children.
One time, towards the end of the year, someone in my class did something to tick her off after a long day of kids buggerising around. She walked across the classroom in complete silence, picked up the kids desk and tub of pencils and stuff. And threw it through the window of our classroom. Desk fell from the second floor with a pane of glass to the street below. Then the kid was ordered to go and retrieve the desk.
The teacher still works at the school.
There used to be a mad bastard running around the railways throwing shit at security claiming he was a billionaire. When the cops came to get him again one day he claimed his mum would pay all the cleaning bills. I laughed and then the cop turned and said "Nah, she will, his family are billionaires." He gave me a solicitor to contact for any cleaning and they bloody paid and all.
Three stories:
1. Kid brought a knife to school (sadly not uncommon at the school). He had put in his pants hoping the elastic would hold it up, but it slipped straight down and stabbed him in the foot. Was taken to hospital in an ambulance before first class.
2. Guidance Counselor entered my class looking distraught. Walked directly to a student and asked, “Is the guinea pig in YOUR bag?”
3. Had an “Anything but a bag day”, which means kids bring their supplies in anything but a bag. Kids usually bring boxes, prams, eskies. One kid drove an entire tinny boat into the school with his pens and books in it, and parked it in the school until he was asked to remove it.
Also - the Gough story.... Was it more about avoiding another Harold Holt situation?
Great work on the vid mate
oh yeah matey here we go
Highschool setting, had a colleague go to the staff toilets in the sports hall, came back 10 mins later saying he just had his shoes pissed on as he was on the toilet in the cubicle from a student who snuck in.
i went to a REAL rough school. one in canberra that has made the news a few times for all kinds of crazy shite. we had a teacher there that used to hide with us smokers in the unnoficial 'smokers area' and would buy and sell ciggies to the students, she'd witnessed kids smoking weed on many occasionally and didn't care at all
also the school went into lockdown multiple times due to students owing tick and drug dealers going on campus with baseball bats and knives.
witnessed a few punch ons between students and teachers too. this was yr10 so we're talking 16 year olds
It's Calwell, isn't it.👹
I actually knew a guy who used to bodyguard for chopper read
1:23 This is the closest we get to a warhammer video? STILL NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
A kid in my high school was punched by a teacher. Look it up, it made national news.
"I've only got 10mins, you don't get to tell 100 stories"
"No one told you too stop"
Ah Jordies, just like when you asked for a hentai site to sponsor you in the same video you declined them sponsoring you :P
Please make more of these
They all talk like that because at the end of each shift they have to write up a report ( in that style, I.E 01:08H : I Typed out a comment to the Frendlyhordies RUclips channel, 01:09: I selected the comment button and submitted the previously mentioned comment"
when I was in high school, we had a very short (about 4'10) skinny greek english teacher who would try to win us over with chocolates etc to get us (30 17yr old guys) to do our work. She would sometimes sit at the front of the class on her desk whilst wearing a very short skirt, as soon as she sat down every one of us would bury our heads to hide from the flashing she would give. She wasn't attractive at all, but she thought she was. Half way through the year, she was getting into trouble because she couldn't get us to do our work and was getting quite upset... it got to the point that no one would take their books out or do anything in class until she gave us chocolates (like the mini marsbars etc from variety packs), she had a break down and asked us why we wouldn't do the work at all and asked us if we loved her... she was promptly told by someone hiding behind someone else's back that no we didn't like her and she stank like B'O. One guy proceeded to tell her it was her own fault and that she created the monster( referencing that we wouldn't do and english work without chocolates). She ended up running out of the class room bawling her eyes out, which then led to a head teacher(who looked like an overweight version of Dean Cain) coming in and going ballistic at us. She ended up leaving after having a mental break and we ended up with a substitute teacher, Her name was Ms Blue and she asked us why the other teacher left so we told her the whole story and she was quite shocked to say the least. I think it took maybe a week before someone asked her if she had a boyfriend (she was fairly attractive blonde with quite impressive "lung capacity". She was trying to be our friend because she wasn't much older than we were so she told us about her boyfriend, his name was Peter and her name was Michelle.... took about a minute before one of the guys blurted out "Michelle Blue Peter!" (her name was Ms Blue for a reminder) The whole class went super quiet... could have heard a pin drop for like 30 seconds before she just couldn't hold it in anymore and cracked up laughing her ass off! We intantly all decided she was cool and that was it, we'd do our work and then 5 min left of class she'd tell us about her weekends out drinking in the city where she lived (We were going to school in Nelson Bay which is about an hour or so from Newcastle NSW) When it got to the end of the year she even invited the ones who wear 18 to go out a pub crawl in Newcastle with her and her boyfriend and other friends. One of the best teachers we ever had! Best substitute by far.
Vic cops are the best!! Back in the day when area cars on a Saturday night were under manned. 1 cat from Brunswick to Broard Meadows. Off duty cops could call for a ridenafter closing time... That is, 4 drunkards pissing off everyone in the taxi cue just to bust into a cop car pulling up to a red light. Pop on the sirens and lights, middle fingers to anyone peeling off through a red light. Love Vic Cops!!!
The edits in this are superb. Hilarious.
So the entire force is Roger Rogerson but goofy and stupid…
3:41 American here, I though there were 5. I lived here my whole life.
Did you just pronounce all the letters in Shayamalan? I didn't even know how to spell it before this, and I knew that the old lady in the elevator was the devil from minute 1.
If you want, I’ll spend 2hours emailing you exactly 100 stories
Up to you ?
5:46 i thought this was talking about a kia soul, like the car, and not the spirit of a person lmao
You have pleased me
I know they've thrown heaps of crap at you Jordy, but just remember, YOU COP THE MOST FLACK WHEN YOU'RE DIRECTLY OVER THE TARGET.
Good video, this is what they should use to prove cops are tops, oh and that funky little tune at the end! fuck yeh
Do a hvac one? Seen some wild stuff from nipple tassles to dead bodies
Not a teacher, but I could tell you how my stupid year 3 self probably ruined my teacher's afternoon.
My year 3 teacher (lovely woman, amongst the best I've ever had) had her father pass away and needed time off to attend the funeral.
Our combined year 3/5 class drew sympathy cards for her depicting things like wreaths, flowers, all nice stuff. My autistic ass drew a funeral, complete with a stick figure 6 feet under surrounded by crying stick figures. By her grace alone she took it in good stride and laughed about it to my mother, who was mortified lmao.
actually would fucking love this
I am a new casual teacher who is still in his fourth year of uni (yes, they allow us to do that) and I was at this one school with some pretty challenging kids.
Halfway through an English lesson when the whole class weren’t throwing insults at each other, a kid asked “Hey Mister, wanna play dodgeball? Catch!” And proceeded to though a chair right at my nuts.
Uni has not taught us how to prepare for this.
Not the worst day I’ve had though. 6/10 class
Where's the video on the under 16s social media ban Maolbo & Dutt Xiping are pushing ahead giving us no chance to say anything on Black Friday? The Uniparty is out of control!
No point saying anything 🤦♂️
These nut jobs are hard labor loving fanatics… they’re not going to talk about it… just like vax…. They’re going to ignore it and continue worshiping their retarded four eyed leaders 😆
Cheese it, it's the fuzz🐷
I’m just waiting for my time… retail workers confess their sins
i did not expect to see narre police station pop up
You’re collecting quite a few hats during this series lol
I teach in Thailand, which already has a bad reputation for some bad schools. But the management at my first school treated the Filipino teachers terribly never letting anyone have a break in a 10 hour day, never getting work visas, regular bad bosses stuff. They never let the teachers meet with the parents, which meant that drop off and pick up was a McDonald's drive thru where the kids would be thrown in and out of their cars.
But someone got so fed up that they brought in edibles for the management and left them as a surprise. School was closed that day, and we never found out who it was.
I took a group of year 8 boys on camp and we were eating out of ration packs. One boy forgot his bowls cutlery etc and decided after dinner he wanted hot chocolate from his pack. So he washed out a packet of beef stew in the communal portalaloo used by about 130 -13 yo boys and proceeded to make and drink hot chocolate from it. He had to be reminded not to do it the next day as he wanted to try again…
Now Jordan, that TP would disintegrate quickly if you had any head wound.
Then it would stick to your head.
First one sounds like the scene from supertroopers the movie