When modern meets medieval warfare

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  • Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
  • Song: Metallica - For Whom The Bell Tolls
    Anime: Gate

Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @iantheodore8545
    @iantheodore8545  5 лет назад +1381

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    • @nicknamenotwitty9065
      @nicknamenotwitty9065 5 лет назад +15

      I don’t know what it’s called but I’ve seen this anime with a bunch a Russian anime girls going out to war.

    • @HelmetTW
      @HelmetTW 5 лет назад +16

      @@nicknamenotwitty9065 I think it's called girls und panzer

    • @johndadey5310
      @johndadey5310 5 лет назад +3

      E

    • @boatadd3397
      @boatadd3397 5 лет назад +6

      I don't know why i see this gives me flashback...

    • @Firewalk368
      @Firewalk368 5 лет назад +6

      WW3

  • @direwolf8084
    @direwolf8084 7 лет назад +15678

    When you don't upgrade your troops in civilization

    • @ahmad445545
      @ahmad445545 7 лет назад +380

      Omg fuk u XD

    • @lovemesomecaprisun2103
      @lovemesomecaprisun2103 7 лет назад +664

      Direwolf 808 when you're the medieval people because you're playing on deity and the ai gets 20000 science per turn and it's turn 7

    • @nch9689
      @nch9689 7 лет назад +153

      Direwolf 808 yeah but the bullshit for civ is that you can get archers OP even tanks cannot take them out

    • @whatewer23
      @whatewer23 7 лет назад +122

      Oda Nobunaga has advanced to atomic era.

    • @Dadsfriend
      @Dadsfriend 7 лет назад +86

      Except somehow archers will shoot down all my knights and musketman like they're children

  • @enzop6861
    @enzop6861 5 лет назад +5461

    Medieval casualties: *the entire army is dead*
    Modern casualties: one arrow in the shoulder

    • @jakobxd8900
      @jakobxd8900 5 лет назад +560

      Imagine being that one guy

    • @pewpewman._.3415
      @pewpewman._.3415 5 лет назад +394

      @@bonarchy297
      Arows are nothing to laught ,you are right ,but even small calibers do more damage than them...

    • @chucknorris1704
      @chucknorris1704 4 года назад +154

      If you commented in the knee instead of the shoulder you would’ve got a ton of likes :).

    • @fattylee964
      @fattylee964 4 года назад +54

      @@bonarchy297 But it still nothing compared to a RPG's rocket

    • @mapletreepower7038
      @mapletreepower7038 4 года назад +109

      I used to be a soldier, but then I took an arrow to the knee

  • @williamc.7782
    @williamc.7782 7 лет назад +4169

    When 2 nations with a big tech gap fight each other in Civ 5

    • @Charlotte_beans
      @Charlotte_beans 7 лет назад +261

      William C.
      Ghandi gets nukes
      1750 ADS colourised

    • @Flurdable
      @Flurdable 7 лет назад +65

      Fuck you beat me to it.

    • @Antony2618
      @Antony2618 7 лет назад +89

      Japanese army from 2030 fighting with gundams and armed exoskeletons vs medieval army lol

    • @benebs_
      @benebs_ 7 лет назад +65

      North Korea vs US

    • @VoltocityGEL
      @VoltocityGEL 7 лет назад +49

      Thing is, I won a war with the losing side of a tech gap. I just had way more units, and the AI sucks at strategy...

  • @Incog2k6
    @Incog2k6 3 года назад +1899

    This accurately depicts what a battle between medieval and modern armies would look like, and yet, Hollywood always shows modern armies defeating Aliens that have technology which makes us look like cavemen. Nice.

    • @bobfishtheblobfish3619
      @bobfishtheblobfish3619 3 года назад +71

      @J M it's more of tactics over tech

    • @sphexine
      @sphexine 3 года назад +94

      Winning is not because of how powerful your army is, it's the ART of war.

    • @Espectador666
      @Espectador666 3 года назад +32

      @J M there were people they didn't intend to harm there, an airstrike wouldn't be the best choice

    • @magicmanhs7718
      @magicmanhs7718 3 года назад +42

      @J M in war of the worlds there was this big giant alien machine that killed people and stored em in balls (lol testitcles) they also had a forcefield so nukes and stuff were useless,but what happened? For some reason one didnt have it and then all of em didnt have it and military won.
      Great movie but the logic is shit

    • @boxva1396
      @boxva1396 3 года назад +3

      it can be done but with a heavy use of gorilla warfare

  • @Mitsuhide3
    @Mitsuhide3 7 лет назад +3417

    Civilization when you pull way ahead in technology.

    • @thavidu78
      @thavidu78 7 лет назад +288

      Once had a random map with two continents and I had been spawned on one by myself. The world kept going without me and I wasn't discovered till the atomic age in my civilization and those other fuckers had barely discovered muskets.
      It was a slaughter. It was almost like one of those movies/games where an alien power was found with technology and I did a massive invasion involving tanks, jets, and of course giant robots.

    • @zachyoung6807
      @zachyoung6807 7 лет назад +145

      thavidu78 i played on the hardest difficulty in Civ 5 and used the setting where the map is a "realistic recreation" of the real world. Needless to say since i played as American i was completely alone, and one of my cities wouldnt grow fast enough so i got stuck and then boom, ghandi discovered atomic bombs while i was learning how to use steam power. It was a quick ending from there on

    • @chefluck9146
      @chefluck9146 7 лет назад +15

      oh definitely. I played a round today. I wanted to be alone or at least far away but I was a stones throw away from everyone. So I deicided to generally mind my own business. By the time I had my Artillery units and was going for a Domination victory, they were still just being weak. Only Rome had a slight edge thanks to me selling them a bunch of tech but that didn't help since I converted their second city and cut them off from the mainland

    • @lorenzoviacrucis8596
      @lorenzoviacrucis8596 7 лет назад +25

      Played Civ 6, wanted a continent to myself, gets placed in Eastern Europe on a Real Life Map, the horrors of Civ 6.

    • @zachyoung6807
      @zachyoung6807 7 лет назад +3

      Weet wew dude i really need to do that, sounds fun as heck

  • @Quonzer
    @Quonzer 6 лет назад +948

    Finally an anime where normal-ass guns ACTUALLY WORK.

    • @Umayyadazi
      @Umayyadazi 6 лет назад +28

      Altrunchen yeah ikr

    • @yika-5967
      @yika-5967 6 лет назад +65

      Normal-ass guns...must be hard sticking a gun in your butt.

    • @Quonzer
      @Quonzer 6 лет назад +58

      Now you know why we don't trust you with sharp objects anymore.

    • @alexanderfernandez5712
      @alexanderfernandez5712 6 лет назад +2

      It's called Gate

    • @MrDecessus
      @MrDecessus 6 лет назад +14

      So true almost reminded me of Game of Throne. Just not as much sex-starved​ characters with little motivation.

  • @sRtAoIrNm
    @sRtAoIrNm 7 лет назад +3866

    This show in a nutshell: "don't try to fight us, we can destroy your entire army in seconds" "i don't buy it " *destroys entire army in seconds*

    • @admiralwalrus3963
      @admiralwalrus3963 7 лет назад +143

      ICE Ricer
      GATE in a nutshell.
      Dont forget Rory.

    • @ryanspell
      @ryanspell 7 лет назад +257

      They killed 100,000 men in 2 days and they were still like don't try me our kingdom is strong

    • @engineerskalinera
      @engineerskalinera 7 лет назад +48

      do you folks realise the JSDF's blessing? if rory had been agains them... well, she's a f***ing demigod.

    • @frogsshadow4189
      @frogsshadow4189 7 лет назад +23

      David Hatcher Rory is one of the characters in the show. She’s a literal Demi-god and can’t die. The god she serves is the god of death and war.

    • @kalashydra9016
      @kalashydra9016 7 лет назад +6

      i dont think they said she cant die or that there is any proof she cant just die by age (even that is not certain)

  • @TheCosmicViewer
    @TheCosmicViewer 3 года назад +3481

    Imagine how they’d react when they find out that that wasn’t the most powerful military of our world

    • @randomnobody8713
      @randomnobody8713 3 года назад +95

      Yeah lol

    • @therealnovanitrox
      @therealnovanitrox 3 года назад +484

      Russia, America, Germany to imperial army: are you looking for 100 years of nuclear winter??😉😉😉

    • @benjaminaraya8073
      @benjaminaraya8073 3 года назад +321

      Imagine if modern day counterparts of countries invaded their past enemies with time travel.

    • @piglin469
      @piglin469 3 года назад +48

      GERMANY JA

    • @sirsatire7802
      @sirsatire7802 3 года назад +87

      @@benjaminaraya8073 i want to see this as a movie or anime

  • @tankingbeast1132
    @tankingbeast1132 7 лет назад +3906

    Japan: ( Kills medieval soldiers using High Tech equipment with no mercy)
    America: "That's my boy" ( Wipes tear away)

    • @lonewolfbadassery
      @lonewolfbadassery 7 лет назад +57

      hetalia

    • @ironduke5058
      @ironduke5058 7 лет назад +367

      Haha Japan is actually America's boi since they helped them recover after they dropped two big Turds on them after WW2 and now they're like father and son,best buds!!

    • @NitsuJTrigger
      @NitsuJTrigger 6 лет назад +148

      Iron Duke America dropped it on Japan and then after they surrender they sent an army general to try and rebuild the nation

    • @taskforceknight9336
      @taskforceknight9336 6 лет назад +42

      Sébastien Buck Côté The nuke drop was unnecessary and targeted civilians rather than military targets.The Japanese were going to surrender anyways with USSR AND USA bearing on their asses from all sides.

    • @NitsuJTrigger
      @NitsuJTrigger 6 лет назад +96

      elite aviator USSR would have made japan one of its communist satellite states and would be very different also it was a show of force to the USSR I

  • @rayzoranims1237
    @rayzoranims1237 5 лет назад +1518

    Heaviest thing in the world
    1. Black Hole
    2. Neutron Star
    3. For Whom the Bell Tolls

    • @SuzukiHalwende
      @SuzukiHalwende 5 лет назад +32

      A black hole is not in the world, nor is a neutron star.

    • @SuzukiHalwende
      @SuzukiHalwende 5 лет назад +34

      But For Whom The Bell Tolls is the most out of this fucking world

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 5 лет назад +5

      @@SuzukiHalwende r/wooosh

    • @SuzukiHalwende
      @SuzukiHalwende 5 лет назад +35

      @@Scazoid That's not a woosh you fucking moron, I said For Whom The Bell Tolls is more out of this world than a black hole because I love that song.

    • @definitelynotanimposter1670
      @definitelynotanimposter1670 5 лет назад +15

      @@SuzukiHalwende you do have a point.

  • @DrMFoster7
    @DrMFoster7 6 лет назад +4400

    Sometimes I forget that I live in a time where our jets could beat the he'll out of a dragon.

    • @thegamer5367
      @thegamer5367 6 лет назад +559

      They dont even need to be close anymore

    • @raphaelforemniak9729
      @raphaelforemniak9729 6 лет назад +578

      Ye, a Guided Missle from 2000 meters distance and they'r gone

    • @ninnin8858
      @ninnin8858 6 лет назад +468

      We don't even need jets! We have guided surface to air missiles that can reach the other side of the world! I'd love to read a light novel that is just that, modern technology vs magic a la GATE style but with less politics, romance, and max kickass!

    • @OnlineFox
      @OnlineFox 6 лет назад +106

      Yeah but somehow in movies they bet the crap out of them anyhow

    • @jordanbrown8743
      @jordanbrown8743 6 лет назад +45

      TheHunter 12345 yeah... cause it's a movie.

  • @NoovGuyMC
    @NoovGuyMC 4 года назад +393

    "When the new meets the old it always end in the ancient way" - Sabaton

  • @cpt.honklerof3rdkekistania400
    @cpt.honklerof3rdkekistania400 5 лет назад +5094

    Scientist: sir we've created a time machine
    US general: so?
    Scientist: they got oil.
    US general: say no more

    • @emperorsunnyshore9272
      @emperorsunnyshore9272 4 года назад +87

      Cpt. Honkler of 3rd Kekistani army Lol

    • @lolbosss
      @lolbosss 4 года назад +67

      Germany:

    • @dayyumsonvlogs4152
      @dayyumsonvlogs4152 4 года назад +6

      @Cyrus McWind lol

    • @doctorkrieger4404
      @doctorkrieger4404 4 года назад +18

      @@lolbosss Mayby now we make Ore military good an fuck this Bastards to become their oil

    • @ericgarrison1900
      @ericgarrison1900 4 года назад +71

      Did someone say oil
      Usa:fortunate son grows louder in the distant

  • @ErnestJay88
    @ErnestJay88 5 лет назад +3527

    When you install too many mods in Skyrim

  • @bamboozlednoodle6513
    @bamboozlednoodle6513 6 лет назад +2027

    Medieval army: we have dragons you can’t win
    JSDF: Haha Type 64 go brrrr

    • @brianmo2965
      @brianmo2965 6 лет назад +187

      *F-4E Phantoms have joined the chat*
      *Dragons have left the chat*

    • @nerodino5508
      @nerodino5508 6 лет назад +115

      The Empire: We are the most powerful nation!
      *JSDF joined the match*
      *The Empire left the match*

    • @sandk7969
      @sandk7969 6 лет назад +37

      *MIG has joined the server*

    • @brobrod2328
      @brobrod2328 6 лет назад +71

      Even WW2 can win against Medieval Warfare.

    • @rwrwrrrwr
      @rwrwrrrwr 6 лет назад +16

      Bro Brod ok but no shit sherlock

  • @hazardous0887
    @hazardous0887 3 года назад +118

    Medieval generals: so this must be the most powerful army from your world.
    JSDF: .... about that

    • @mekingtiger9095
      @mekingtiger9095 3 года назад +6

      I very much *want* to see their reaction to that, lol!

    • @therealnovanitrox
      @therealnovanitrox 3 года назад +12

      About that *SEES AMERICA*
      America:laughs menacingly
      Also america sends out 1000 elite troops armed with grenades,M16,a deagle, and a machete all professionally trained with martial arts

    • @kopaskaboy644
      @kopaskaboy644 2 года назад +4

      @@therealnovanitrox meanwhile canadian soldiers: *maniacal laugh*

    • @therealnovanitrox
      @therealnovanitrox 2 года назад +4

      @@kopaskaboy644 ah yes. Hockey swords and maple barricades

    • @kopaskaboy644
      @kopaskaboy644 2 года назад +3

      @@therealnovanitrox if you know what they did to the germans you will see the canadians the same again

  • @delay2045
    @delay2045 4 года назад +3499

    Him: The game isn't that unbalanced
    The game:

    • @thelegendarysin6647
      @thelegendarysin6647 4 года назад +138

      Warthunder in a nutshell

    • @encalpha8276
      @encalpha8276 3 года назад +52

      War Thunder

    • @asian_slav1851
      @asian_slav1851 3 года назад +33

      Well war thunder has its reasons, You can't destroy an m1a1 abrams tank with just an old ww2 t34 tank so i say war thunder and world of tanks alike games are pretty balanced.

    • @slayride136
      @slayride136 3 года назад +4

      XD

    • @thepsychicspoon5984
      @thepsychicspoon5984 3 года назад +18

      @@asian_slav1851 Tell that to Gaijin. According to them T34s can take out everyrhing.
      The game is so unbalanced it triggered some duder to give them classified info on the Challenger as a attempt to make it fair.

  • @FelisDestructicus
    @FelisDestructicus 4 года назад +2122

    The JSDF would laugh at dragons that size. They were trained to fight Godzilla.

    • @terminator1567
      @terminator1567 4 года назад +152

      Imagine if Godzilla was in this anime.

    • @devibaskaranr3402
      @devibaskaranr3402 4 года назад +82

      JSDF will be nothing in front of godzilla it is the king of the monsters

    • @DCUnderdog3000
      @DCUnderdog3000 4 года назад +24

      Jsdf is fucking soft. North korea could even wipe them out.

    • @albertrex6851
      @albertrex6851 4 года назад +16

      You meant Gforce ?

    • @117Dub
      @117Dub 4 года назад +14

      @@terminator1567 That's already a thing actually.

  • @jangelelcangry
    @jangelelcangry 5 лет назад +2404

    This is basically Game Of Thrones VS. Full Metal Jacket.

    • @igesbpro
      @igesbpro 5 лет назад +140

      One of the most ambitious crossovers.

    • @atomicfart6830
      @atomicfart6830 5 лет назад +48

      I’d watch it but this is the closest thing we got

    • @animq4ionboi.153
      @animq4ionboi.153 5 лет назад +23

      Except the soldiers aren't Americans lol

    • @JamesWillmus
      @JamesWillmus 5 лет назад +25

      R Lee Ermy versus the Mountain

    • @gabelear479
      @gabelear479 5 лет назад +16

      Britain vs 3rd world country’s

  • @jeremilpantanoza1504
    @jeremilpantanoza1504 4 года назад +176

    Guy: The game isnt that pay 2 win
    The game:

  • @MassiveTwTt5873
    @MassiveTwTt5873 5 лет назад +1786

    Empire: These dragons will decimate you!
    Japanese Air Force: *cracks knuckles* omae wa mou shindeiru

  • @akatsukisempai422
    @akatsukisempai422 4 года назад +819

    They're lucky their fighting the JSDF. I don't think the Imperial Japanese Army would show them the same degree of mercy.

    • @adolfswatler6817
      @adolfswatler6817 3 года назад +241

      Imperial japanese Army: Yes i have DRIP
      Destroy
      Rape
      Incinerate
      Part of alnus: be like.

    • @ЕгорТен-г2э
      @ЕгорТен-г2э 3 года назад +37

      To be fair, they would have some chances against Imperial Army

    • @buddermonger2000
      @buddermonger2000 3 года назад +138

      @@ЕгорТен-г2э Eh... not that much. That's still rifles against spears and planes against dragons.

    • @asian_slav1851
      @asian_slav1851 3 года назад +26

      @@buddermonger2000 they still use 1 shot rifles that still needed to be reload every shot so they might have a chance to charge them while they reloading, this will be so much effective on close quarter ambushes.

    • @giyuutomioka5437
      @giyuutomioka5437 3 года назад +47

      @@asian_slav1851 5 rounds,it wouldn't take so long to reload,about 3 seconds and ready to shoot again

  • @mistermayonnaise-nv8iy
    @mistermayonnaise-nv8iy 6 лет назад +1413

    when you're playing civ and get to the modern era first

    • @thedeadpool287
      @thedeadpool287 6 лет назад +8

      mister mayonnaise6942021 yesss

    • @ianm8932
      @ianm8932 6 лет назад +78

      lol ikr? depends on which version of the game, I always threw my SNES controller at the reset button when a spearman took out my tank

    • @royaljanissary4555
      @royaljanissary4555 6 лет назад +2

      So true😂

    • @Pengor2000
      @Pengor2000 6 лет назад +1

      IKR

    • @frederikbeck6464
      @frederikbeck6464 6 лет назад

      Ian M how do you play civ?

  • @CygnusLaboratorys2056
    @CygnusLaboratorys2056 3 года назад +612

    i love these kinds of anime where Science meets anything that's not scientific
    and Science Wins as always

    • @theobserver200
      @theobserver200 3 года назад +8

      Do you know more like this? Recommend me, I love this kinds too.

    • @piglin469
      @piglin469 3 года назад +6

      @@theobserver200 Nihonkuko Shoukan

    • @andrenightscustoms251
      @andrenightscustoms251 3 года назад +20

      Cuz Science is real unlike some things in this show

    • @TheMadLeprechaun
      @TheMadLeprechaun 3 года назад +9

      The Germans in WWII would agree with you.

    • @piglin469
      @piglin469 3 года назад +3

      @@TheMadLeprechaun MAUS TANKS INTENSIFIES

  • @jeznerjeymzm.leonidas5693
    @jeznerjeymzm.leonidas5693 7 лет назад +396

    Free To Play VS Paid Users

    • @mr.damanabing4580
      @mr.damanabing4580 7 лет назад +9

      Shader 45 damn true XD

    • @jeznerjeymzm.leonidas5693
      @jeznerjeymzm.leonidas5693 7 лет назад +2

      LOL thanks.

    • @cringeycookies500
      @cringeycookies500 7 лет назад

      Shader 45 eh

    • @Demizenn
      @Demizenn 6 лет назад +3

      Shader 45 true, your playing a game (example) Command conquer then you play an army that comes with the game and gives you a free military but still shit and that military is a Medieval because it was the monkey humans but you have to pay 29.99$ for a modern militares warfare
      Medieval you don't have enough damn money, I'm so sorry for you.
      Bye noob, this game only for pro, not buying free Militaries.

    • @xy6830
      @xy6830 6 лет назад

      Shader 45 lol... True

  • @The_13th_to_awaken
    @The_13th_to_awaken 7 лет назад +2310

    or as i like to call it a moded civilization save file

    • @engineerskalinera
      @engineerskalinera 7 лет назад +39

      The 13th f***ing gold

    • @The_13th_to_awaken
      @The_13th_to_awaken 7 лет назад +2

      jet 217974 don't play civ was just making a joke

    • @wyattazevedo9763
      @wyattazevedo9763 7 лет назад +2

      jet 217974 5 is by far the best, in my opinion.

    • @borisumiko
      @borisumiko 7 лет назад +2

      modded*

    • @Pahis1
      @Pahis1 7 лет назад +2

      I used to play Civ on settler difficulty sometimes and this is how all games ended

  • @tinksouffle
    @tinksouffle 6 лет назад +2091

    Me: *drinks a cup of water*
    *medieval girl sees helicopter*
    Girl: An iron pegasus?
    Me: *spits drink*

    • @jephthaholt
      @jephthaholt 5 лет назад +121

      me: *puts gun to head* bruh

    • @brianmo2965
      @brianmo2965 5 лет назад +251

      Honestly in my opinion, that sounds like what a helicopter pilot would nickname his attack chopper

    • @taimanip.1886
      @taimanip.1886 5 лет назад +80

      @@brianmo2965 *[ Iron Pegasus has joined the server]*

    • @brianmo2965
      @brianmo2965 5 лет назад +38

      Taimani P. ADF-01 Falken has joined the server

    • @kio7320
      @kio7320 5 лет назад +33

      @@taimanip.1886 *{Iron Donkey has joined the chat}*

  • @templarry6519
    @templarry6519 3 года назад +97

    I just love this Anime so much, Especially when I see the medieval armies get slaughtered by the JSDF it's just so fun to watch.

    • @JOJO-ig2jw
      @JOJO-ig2jw 3 года назад +8

      Same Lol there's just something special seeing an army get rekt by guns without killing a man

    • @nguyenthuhien1674
      @nguyenthuhien1674 3 года назад +15

      It's called the feeling of firepower superiority, my friend

    • @lithose1764
      @lithose1764 2 года назад +2

      Yeah but it probably wouldn’t be this easy in real life. There’s been times when guns lost to things inferior to metal spears and swords. Look at the battle of Isandlwana

    • @thekiller7994
      @thekiller7994 2 года назад

      @@lithose1764 yeah but that was with single shot rifles

    • @lithose1764
      @lithose1764 2 года назад +2

      @@thekiller7994 The Gatling gun was invented like 20 years prior to this battle. Machine guns have existed as early as the 1500s.

  • @LampP0st
    @LampP0st 7 лет назад +639

    When a lvl 127 is put in a lvl 3 match.

    • @bluesomeboss7206
      @bluesomeboss7206 7 лет назад

      Lol

    • @Intropic_Tenno
      @Intropic_Tenno 7 лет назад

      LampP0st No when a person comes at u with sword and u have how (minecraft)

    • @LampP0st
      @LampP0st 7 лет назад +9

      What?
      Grammar please?

    • @Intropic_Tenno
      @Intropic_Tenno 7 лет назад

      LampP0st I forgot what I typed in because I reply on every comment I get so yes I like to use grammer but I spelled wrong lol

    • @LampP0st
      @LampP0st 7 лет назад +3

      hmm

  • @seadoggy9961
    @seadoggy9961 7 лет назад +1770

    free users vs paid users

    • @rodrigodesousapt
      @rodrigodesousapt 7 лет назад +46

      underrated comment

    • @tylermaxwell3794
      @tylermaxwell3794 7 лет назад +39

      EA in a nutshell

    • @michael7904
      @michael7904 7 лет назад +15

      Soo true, but you should try Rules of Survival on Android or pubg on PC, these game are as fair as it gets doesn't matter whether u pay or u dont, everyone enters the fight with nothing, and starts looting for weapons.. It's awesome

    • @exterminationunit0-unxt-373
      @exterminationunit0-unxt-373 7 лет назад +7

      Ceirnan Morriss Or gta, you can have as much prostitutes as you want

    • @pussy_destroyer2294
      @pussy_destroyer2294 7 лет назад +2

      DESTRUCTIVE XV underrated comment

  • @CorkSkrew
    @CorkSkrew 7 лет назад +3807

    This ain’t war, it’s a massacre

    • @justaaron2934
      @justaaron2934 7 лет назад +326

      War is massacre it’s just sugar coated

    • @kempodle4665
      @kempodle4665 7 лет назад +151

      Rangerblade TheCaptain no such thing as a fair fight

    • @TheCaptainSplatter
      @TheCaptainSplatter 7 лет назад +149

      No such thing as war crimes, its total war, anything goes. Only a war crime if you lose.

    • @CorkSkrew
      @CorkSkrew 7 лет назад +100

      Ever heard of the Geneva Convention?

    • @NyctoMusicTV
      @NyctoMusicTV 7 лет назад +84

      War is older than geneva

  • @mirrorsreflectyou
    @mirrorsreflectyou 3 года назад +50

    *To the ones from the year 2100:*
    Yeah this is modern.

  • @blue_pingu
    @blue_pingu 7 лет назад +705

    *Japan traveling back in time to prevent Europe from advancing past the Roman empire so they have a better chance of wining ww2. colorised*

    • @wolfamongus4529
      @wolfamongus4529 7 лет назад +31

      spartan 1337 damn son

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 7 лет назад +51

      Might not be exactly romans... I think. They had dragons... for a couple seconds. Which died... Violently.

    • @blue_pingu
      @blue_pingu 7 лет назад +2

      KickyFut oof

    • @四季-i5k
      @四季-i5k 7 лет назад +17

      More like, fantasy vs modern military

    • @dsadsa726
      @dsadsa726 7 лет назад +14

      Well Japan was losing ww2 to Soviets so they'd have to take care of the Slavs too,a lot of ground to cover

  • @TheTruthIsGonnaHurt
    @TheTruthIsGonnaHurt 6 лет назад +764

    “When we get back, I will buy you a beer..”
    Why?
    This literally took no effort or stress.
    Just get me a Diet Coke brah.

  • @fadilnasution5093
    @fadilnasution5093 7 лет назад +615

    This explains why steel type is super effective against fairy type in pokemon

  • @explorinjenkins349
    @explorinjenkins349 2 года назад +16

    "How can you kill goblins and orcs?"
    "Easy! You ain't gotta lead 'em as much!"

  • @fiestafire5781
    @fiestafire5781 7 лет назад +2372

    I sexualy identify as an iron pegasus.

    • @elasmith4218
      @elasmith4218 7 лет назад +23

      Fiesta Fire me too man me too 😂

    • @kripto999
      @kripto999 7 лет назад +48

      I identify as an Apache Attack helicopter

    • @gblakney1
      @gblakney1 7 лет назад +17

      *facepalm*

    • @gblakney1
      @gblakney1 7 лет назад +9

      *facepalm*

    • @gblakney1
      @gblakney1 7 лет назад +10

      *facepalm*

  • @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059
    @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059 4 года назад +1183

    Japan: _Opens gate to different world_
    America:
    Japan: _Finds oil in different world_
    America: *_;)_*

    • @animatinglegionnaire7223
      @animatinglegionnaire7223 4 года назад +65

      *casually sends agents to some inn where Itami and the people from the special region are staying*

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 4 года назад +59

      CIA: ( recruits japanese americans) We have a special assignment for you.

    • @xxgaelelcubanoxx2672
      @xxgaelelcubanoxx2672 4 года назад +19

      @@stevengreen9536 bell we got a job to do

    • @davidfoster9041
      @davidfoster9041 4 года назад +15

      It's funny because it's so fucking true. Us foreign policy is to go guns ablazing they'd have a fucking field day with the slaughter

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 4 года назад

      @@xxgaelelcubanoxx2672 Who is Bell?

  • @444coole444
    @444coole444 6 лет назад +1908

    the fact they call a ballista a anti air weapon XD

    • @Rnd_rkus
      @Rnd_rkus 6 лет назад +239

      The Balista can take down The helicopter so it can get called AA(Anti-Air)

    • @tonyw8962
      @tonyw8962 6 лет назад +186

      Well technically there are fucking dragons in the show used by the natives for war so they could be

    • @commandercritic9036
      @commandercritic9036 6 лет назад +155

      Achterhoek Games if utilised correctly and with the proper preparation, it is possible for a balista to take down a heli, bloody difficult, but still possible
      If they could have got it loaded quickly enough to fire it, they could have easily used it to take down a heli or two. What you have to remember is the balista is basically firing either a large stone, or a gigantic spear with a metal point, with the point alone weighing several tonnes. Either of those munitions if they land a direct hit, would have the required force to pluck a heli from the air. This is due to the weight issue associated with flight. The heavier you are, the greater force is needed to get you off the ground, eventually you hit a ratio where it just becomes impossible, even with mechanical assistance. As such, all flying vehicles must be built lightweight, but this also makes them incredibly flimsy, so any kind of weapon that even has a hope in hell of landing a hit, and is larger than a small arms weapon, is basically a threat, and thus can be termed an AA (Anti Air) weapon. Flying vehicles like helicopters and planes, rely less on armour, and more on speed and manoeuvrability to keep themselves alive

    • @JonGarcia23
      @JonGarcia23 6 лет назад +1

      Lmao ikr

    • @jordonturner9559
      @jordonturner9559 6 лет назад +30

      For the U.S. attack helicopters are not usually deployed in areas were we don't already have air superiority also most pilots have quick reaction times they might be able to dodge some large projectiles I personally think they should have used tanks like Abrams no catapult is making a dent in that armor

  • @c.jishnu378
    @c.jishnu378 3 года назад +97

    5:54 i like that she thinks he is a special and unique HERO but actually every soldier is like that. Gotta see her reaction when she gets know every soldier's as efficient as him.

    • @koiafterwakeaname8991
      @koiafterwakeaname8991 2 года назад +3

      I think they fall in love in the end lmao

    • @c.jishnu378
      @c.jishnu378 2 года назад +1

      @@koiafterwakeaname8991 Yes they marry and go to a kinda couple's party where all couples of the series photoshoot and all, and the mc and his ex wife think why they are there😆😄😄😆😆

  • @williamwhite6911
    @williamwhite6911 6 лет назад +787

    Too many Hackers entered the server!!

    • @IC-yu7yd
      @IC-yu7yd 5 лет назад +4

      No the 2 admins got kidnapped

    • @Tyren.
      @Tyren. 5 лет назад +3

      @@IC-yu7yd your joke died out of thirst

    • @clonetrooperfigure7799
      @clonetrooperfigure7799 5 лет назад

      the admin is America

    • @aoi_kori2940
      @aoi_kori2940 5 лет назад +2

      They Are Pay To Win Players

    • @Ratcat234
      @Ratcat234 5 лет назад

      @@IC-yu7yd
      there one admin who sitting and drinking coffee
      well he is on the close to a river.
      then one man in the boat closing toward to the admin
      he look sweat ,look like he was rushing
      and jump
      in front of the admin
      said:
      *GET IN THE BOAT*
      *-The END-*

  • @thefunnyrisk5150
    @thefunnyrisk5150 7 лет назад +563

    When you evolve too early in age of war

    • @sadisticaku2294
      @sadisticaku2294 7 лет назад

      Truu

    • @RyanN777
      @RyanN777 7 лет назад +19

      lol I'm surprised people still even remember age of war XD. It holds a place in my childhood.

    • @RoboRyan21
      @RoboRyan21 7 лет назад +2

      age of war i still play it

    • @fuyufuma
      @fuyufuma 7 лет назад

      lmfao

    • @ryanspell
      @ryanspell 7 лет назад

      NA this is what happened when you sign in your mobile strike account on game of war.

  • @crysis_pyscho9386
    @crysis_pyscho9386 4 года назад +882

    I love how they treated mythical and ancient things like it's modern.

    • @rollerjumps
      @rollerjumps 3 года назад +4

      @@Fenrious it's not time travel

    • @Fenrious
      @Fenrious 3 года назад +15

      @@rollerjumps i know its another universe also its a joke

    • @stelkin656
      @stelkin656 2 года назад +14

      They simply treated it like anything else they were up against. A hostile Force that should be taken.

    • @legob1230
      @legob1230 2 года назад +9

      "anti air unit"

    • @celestialorb1680
      @celestialorb1680 2 года назад +1

      They called a ballista and a trebuchet anti air 😂

  • @cringefest4999
    @cringefest4999 4 года назад +212

    5:13 god this scene gives me chills

    • @stickywood7597
      @stickywood7597 3 года назад +8

      Why

    • @generalisimo3304
      @generalisimo3304 3 года назад +1

      @@stickywood7597 dont ask

    • @NeroidAAA
      @NeroidAAA 3 года назад +4

      MW reference mission in the past

    • @cringefest4999
      @cringefest4999 3 года назад +1

      @@NeroidAAA 👀

    • @Herstal8389
      @Herstal8389 2 года назад +3

      officer : dam! this is bullshit!
      yes indeed it is..horses charging a modern army..completely idiotic

  • @Raudent
    @Raudent 6 лет назад +1463

    AC-130 deployed and fires flares...
    Medieval army : WHAT IS THAT?!!!!
    It's an ANGEL OF DEATH!!!!
    (Good job soldiers, you named that plane correctly!)

    • @qwertymanova2652
      @qwertymanova2652 5 лет назад +44

      Maybe that's what they called time travellers or advanced tech

    • @brianmo2965
      @brianmo2965 5 лет назад +66

      *BOOM BOOM BAM BAM BRRRRRRRT BAM BAM BAM BAM BOOM BOOM BAM BOOM BRRRRRT*

    • @giantturtlecat2959
      @giantturtlecat2959 5 лет назад +60

      Raudent HQ
      A-10 Warthog: *Screeches of deafening FREEDOM*

    • @bakedbeancake6139
      @bakedbeancake6139 5 лет назад +24

      Raudent HQ Spetsnaz: “ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE!!”

    • @mpcrauzer
      @mpcrauzer 5 лет назад +7

      The Angel of death who unleash a fire storm

  • @a_tree5793
    @a_tree5793 6 лет назад +465

    4:39 Anime girl with enormous eyes is very jarring compared to semi-realistic men.

    • @floorsfloorz180
      @floorsfloorz180 4 года назад +76

      An ailien joined the army

    • @darthpenguin100
      @darthpenguin100 4 года назад +39

      Alita be like

    • @sleekm7maverick374
      @sleekm7maverick374 4 года назад +15

      chuyito garbanzo agree, Alita's eye are laughably large

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 4 года назад +2

      @@floorsfloorz180 Actually she is an immortal priestess given super human strength and agility.She is almost like a demi god but without the divine parents. :P

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 4 года назад

      @†SirVoldron† Whatever if you like it so much it is on RUclips.If you like fantasy animes but want something with a twist give it a shot.What is really out of place is this great show did not get a season 2. :P

  • @TiredOfYoutube
    @TiredOfYoutube 7 лет назад +702

    I was wondering what if a modern military went up against a ancient or midevil army...
    This has answered my question.

    • @hydrix6419
      @hydrix6419 7 лет назад

      Same

    • @guardiadecivil6777
      @guardiadecivil6777 7 лет назад +61

      how did you not figure it out? We have weapons that can fire at you and you won't even see where it is while those medieval fucks have swords and useless ass shields and their bows wont have an affect since they will be killed before they get closed

    • @TiredOfYoutube
      @TiredOfYoutube 7 лет назад +21

      Combine Guard I was going to reply with a sneak ambush with each squad, But then I remembered about Thermal and Night Vision.

    • @guardiadecivil6777
      @guardiadecivil6777 7 лет назад +10

      Pretty sure recon from air also reveals ambush positions, and probably due to the fact that JSDF haven't been in any forest since they always move to towns

    • @greatestpulse9178
      @greatestpulse9178 7 лет назад +1

      same here

  • @freddman0135
    @freddman0135 2 года назад +18

    Just imagine when they realize this is a DEFENSE FORCE and not an actual army

    • @WeedShaggy
      @WeedShaggy 2 года назад

      I can imagine what the Imperial Japanese Military would do 😂

    • @qwertt317
      @qwertt317 2 года назад

      @@WeedShaggy Rape chinese civilians, freeze then and let there hand break off when drying up

    • @rafeeali8307
      @rafeeali8307 Год назад

      @@WeedShaggyprob would be more brutal than the medieval army lol

  • @terran6686
    @terran6686 7 лет назад +629

    Shooting primitive soldiers with advanced 21st century weaponry? THIS IS THE MOST AMERICAN THING TO EVER LEAVE JAPAN.

    • @dsadsa726
      @dsadsa726 7 лет назад +109

      "You don't even know what oil is but we will free you from it"

    • @mercwiffamouff7301
      @mercwiffamouff7301 7 лет назад +28

      We have done what most large countries have done. We just did it better.... And everyone is salty because of it lol.

    • @dsadsa726
      @dsadsa726 7 лет назад +19

      James Landrum "We are best in the world at invasions and military aggression"
      Yes,truly something to be proud of.Good job,mr.american.You've made it.

    • @jasonknight1085
      @jasonknight1085 7 лет назад +25

      What was it Carlin joked some twenty years ago?
      Can't build a decent car anymore. Can't make a TV set, a cell phone, or a VCR. Got no steel industry left. No textiles. Can't educate our young people. Can't get health care to our old people. But we can bomb the shit outta your country alright!

    • @Devildog-jl9ei
      @Devildog-jl9ei 7 лет назад +2

      For some reason japan are using American vehicles, guess they narrowed it

  • @mtlhe4d480
    @mtlhe4d480 4 года назад +445

    Iron Pegasus is legit a pretty badass name for a chopper, ngl

    • @xomania2352
      @xomania2352 3 года назад +11

      Same for me tho

    • @Ken-kl3tj
      @Ken-kl3tj 2 года назад +8

      Iron Pegasus K-1546

    • @prxbkus
      @prxbkus 2 года назад +1

      AH-1 iron Pegasus lmao

    • @Snakey_snek
      @Snakey_snek 2 года назад

      ​@Average SMii7Y Enjoyer i forgot the other line lol

    • @Snakey_snek
      @Snakey_snek 2 года назад

      @Average SMii7Y Enjoyer cool

  • @MAHADIMASAO
    @MAHADIMASAO 6 лет назад +447

    WAIFU SECURED!
    I REPEAT,
    WAIFU SECURED!

    • @yujian3745
      @yujian3745 6 лет назад +7

      @SueMe German bravo air support coming on your way we need coordinates of the attack

    • @singlelovericarteii4944
      @singlelovericarteii4944 6 лет назад +3

      ARE YOU GUYS ROLEPLAY

    • @singlelovericarteii4944
      @singlelovericarteii4944 6 лет назад +4

      @@yujian3745 Over this Western Front union coordinates 625 we're coming to bring altelliry support over

    • @yujian3745
      @yujian3745 6 лет назад +1

      @@singlelovericarteii4944 No *Over this channel is not for roleplay over*

    • @yujian3745
      @yujian3745 6 лет назад +3

      @@singlelovericarteii4944 *Requesting heavy fire on west 456 -789 large enemy approaching we request carpet bombing*

  • @Lowkeyyhigh
    @Lowkeyyhigh 3 года назад +13

    Soldier:dont mess with us we will destory your country in seconds
    King:id like to see you try
    *TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING*

    • @order-lp8yt
      @order-lp8yt 2 года назад

      Damn Japan is becoming like America

  • @G00B3R91
    @G00B3R91 6 лет назад +1135

    They all could have died by just coughing on them.

    • @atsmozo7393
      @atsmozo7393 6 лет назад +29

      G00B3R91 LOL

    • @cjdonohue2256
      @cjdonohue2256 6 лет назад +84

      G00B3R91
      *Underated Comment*

    • @PauaP
      @PauaP 6 лет назад +40

      Okay thats actually a good one.

    • @UncleMerlin
      @UncleMerlin 6 лет назад +24

      thats true...

    • @thewatcher4491
      @thewatcher4491 6 лет назад +19

      relying on ebola...... i see, very efficient

  • @andy.comandship2088
    @andy.comandship2088 7 лет назад +4743

    He attac
    He protec
    But most importantly
    He have high tecc

  • @jacobhalczak
    @jacobhalczak 7 лет назад +367

    +10 points for accurate portrayal of military equipment

    • @DergZaks
      @DergZaks 7 лет назад +8

      LiberalTears it was directed bgy former sdf

    • @sovietsalad839
      @sovietsalad839 7 лет назад +2

      UH-1 iroquois' and FAL's? yeah really accurate

    • @rocketperson6616
      @rocketperson6616 7 лет назад +27

      Soviet Salad That ain't an FAL, it's a type 89. Also Japan uses the UH-1 helicopter.

    • @rewardboy1
      @rewardboy1 7 лет назад +10

      Soviet Salad it’s typical for jsdf to use all of our old equipment

    • @jonathanburrage3367
      @jonathanburrage3367 7 лет назад +4

      LiberalTears I was surprised on the accuracy of the airborne drop techniques

  • @KemoTherapy69
    @KemoTherapy69 3 года назад +23

    Sometimes we forget that the modern army is actually overkill.

  • @navycalvin9337
    @navycalvin9337 6 лет назад +379

    "when we get back, i'll buy you a beer"
    oh that line

    • @chargingbull4478
      @chargingbull4478 6 лет назад +7

      Shit, if I fight through this, you better buy me the whole fucking bar

    • @joelbaldoria3317
      @joelbaldoria3317 6 лет назад +9

      GORDON!

    • @SneakyBeaky1
      @SneakyBeaky1 6 лет назад +1

      "If you find the bad guy I'll get you ice cream."

    • @marijunealejo1780
      @marijunealejo1780 6 лет назад +1

      Leon S. Kennedy said this, right?

    • @Kombine_Tmod
      @Kombine_Tmod 6 лет назад +3

      AND IF YOU SEE DOCTOR BREEN, TELL EM I SAID FUCK YOOOOUUUU!!!

  • @umomo1947
    @umomo1947 7 лет назад +484

    Literally how civilization feels like with max science.

    • @tacoboyable
      @tacoboyable 7 лет назад +11

      Umomo can confirm I'm maxed in science and Rome still has knights right now time for war

    • @mr.moelester1525
      @mr.moelester1525 7 лет назад +1

      so true

    • @flooplesmooples
      @flooplesmooples 7 лет назад +8

      Who needs strength when you got nukes

    • @deathgnomes
      @deathgnomes 7 лет назад

      Not enough Nukes.

  • @pilotmanpaul
    @pilotmanpaul 4 года назад +2406

    That isn't even a war. That's basically a genocide. XD

    • @tristanbackup2536
      @tristanbackup2536 4 года назад +326

      If you seen GATE. You would know they attacked first killing hundreds if not thousands of Japanese citizens when the kindgom's army come through the portal right in the middle of Tokyo before the JSDF could respond in time in full force. The Japanese Government sent the JSDF along with diplomats & other experts through the portal, they tried to do diplomatic peaceful means first trying to avoid battles & sticking with surgical strikes to defend themselves because JSDF know they can outright massacre them all, they showed what their capable of that they can wipe them out with ease but the King refuse to listen to reason sending thousands of his troops to be massacred in self defense from a platoon of JSDF personel.

    • @potassium8759
      @potassium8759 4 года назад +63

      @@tristanbackup2536 its just a joke mate

    • @MemeMarine
      @MemeMarine 4 года назад +162

      The Japanese are VERY familiar with those...

    • @noscopedjfk920
      @noscopedjfk920 4 года назад +19

      Meme Marine LMAO you aren’t even wrong XD

    • @alinastanescu4430
      @alinastanescu4430 4 года назад +53

      @@MemeMarine Japan:*has ww2 flashbacks

  • @GenMinion
    @GenMinion 3 года назад +41

    This still brings a tear to my eye. Such amazing power

  • @Mordekai1
    @Mordekai1 5 лет назад +525

    5:13 looks at anime princesses in armor through binoculars
    "Damn, this is bullshit"
    Truer words have never been spoken

    • @brianstabile165
      @brianstabile165 3 года назад +41

      Me while playing Skyrim and seeing the armor for females
      5:13
      Ok I may have stolen this but still it’s a fact

    • @andrenightscustoms251
      @andrenightscustoms251 3 года назад +5

      Oh that’s nice wait he’s a SIMP

  • @sendhelp5219
    @sendhelp5219 5 лет назад +1229

    When America goes back in time for more oil

    • @floorsfloorz180
      @floorsfloorz180 4 года назад +21

      Oil at its finest

    • @irenepongarrang7386
      @irenepongarrang7386 4 года назад +7

      They take their oil too and plot twist 😂😂😂

    • @fasterthandragons7908
      @fasterthandragons7908 4 года назад +8

      @بندر جويعد سعد العجمي if you'd done you're research, we weren't look in for quote on quote "nukes," we were looking for biological weapons.

    • @Frostyman452
      @Frostyman452 4 года назад +5

      And we have zero regrets.

    • @irenepongarrang7386
      @irenepongarrang7386 4 года назад +2

      @بندر جويعد سعد العجمي mayme they killed their genwration

  • @yagoovirus2751
    @yagoovirus2751 6 лет назад +524

    Free user vs paid user in a nutshell

    • @mrswagmcmuffin3253
      @mrswagmcmuffin3253 6 лет назад +18

      Screen Hair I hate your profile pic, I just hate it

    • @KING_LIRI1
      @KING_LIRI1 6 лет назад +5

      MrSwagMcMuffin' Same, just.. no.

    • @1124-x5f
      @1124-x5f 6 лет назад +3

      MrSwagMcMuffin ' same

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 6 лет назад +8

      That name and profile pic.
      👌

    • @KING_LIRI1
      @KING_LIRI1 6 лет назад

      The profile pic is the think that pissed me off the most.

  • @prelawnoob
    @prelawnoob 3 года назад +9

    JSDF: *commit a outright massacre*
    Imperial Japanese army: *THATS MY BOY HAHA!*

    • @letomasure6695
      @letomasure6695 5 месяцев назад

      I swear they luciky the gate didn't opened in the us

  • @Tony-up6rx
    @Tony-up6rx 7 лет назад +737

    Lol this is an anime that shows what modern tech would look like in a fantasy world, exactly what we need XD

    • @dawfake9879
      @dawfake9879 7 лет назад +29

      Uriel Martinez but modern technology in a fantasy world with op magic like black holes would lose

    • @atomicspartan131
      @atomicspartan131 7 лет назад +65

      Ugandan Knuckles well, looks like it’s not the case with this anime

    • @savage7882
      @savage7882 7 лет назад +62

      Ugandan Knuckles
      Imperium of mankind >> Daemons

    • @fefega
      @fefega 7 лет назад +65

      ^ I agree, Brother. Human Technology > Filthy Heretic Witchcraft

    • @Cipri001
      @Cipri001 7 лет назад +35

      Piroclanidis let's be real for a second, the Imperium of Man firepower and tech would completely wipe out all and every fantasy universe there is

  • @derptomistic
    @derptomistic 6 лет назад +268

    I like how they treated absolutely everything as a threat despite knowing damn well that they were untouchable. Seriously, trying to not hit the two on horseback was the most challenging thing they did...

    • @byronbarrientos8471
      @byronbarrientos8471 6 лет назад +7

      SirMan McDude an army rushing at you isnt a threat?

    • @derptomistic
      @derptomistic 6 лет назад +38

      Well you see, it doesn't matter how many people with swords and spears you have when the enemy brings *machine guns and attack helicopters*

    • @matb5798
      @matb5798 6 лет назад +11

      Mike Hawk Just use a Nuke and there will be no army

    • @BigBoyXP4014
      @BigBoyXP4014 6 лет назад +20

      A trebuchet or catapult could easily take down a helicopter. Firearms have to be reloaded and can fail and if either or both of those things happen when surrounded by a large attacking force you can easily be taken out. Arrows alone would've significantly leveled the playing field since they can easily penetrate even Kevlar if constructed properly.
      Getting cocky could've easily gotten them all killed

    • @robbob8731
      @robbob8731 6 лет назад

      @@derptomistic Numbers always win, at least when it becomes 15-1. One guy with a rifle isn't going to take out fifteen guys with swords and spears, especially on horseback.

  • @cgbobsus6644
    @cgbobsus6644 4 года назад +163

    Medieval kingdom : Our dragons will defeat you
    Modern army : Hold my choppers

    • @charlesescano
      @charlesescano 3 года назад +7

      @@JumboSchreiner110
      Merlin is Best Wizard from
      The United Kingdom 🇬🇧

    • @apexhunter935
      @apexhunter935 3 года назад +9

      @@charlesescano answer: tatical nuclear icbm

    • @charlesescano
      @charlesescano 3 года назад +2

      @@apexhunter935
      But I'm talking about Wizards
      Not Modern Weapons

    • @miiibbss
      @miiibbss 3 года назад +1

      @Alone lover in this anime it exists

    • @miiibbss
      @miiibbss 3 года назад

      @Alone lover yeah

  • @theurbanexperience6787
    @theurbanexperience6787 3 года назад +13

    “Take a look to the sky just before you die, it’s the last time you will.” hits different.

  • @PizzaRatJC
    @PizzaRatJC 7 лет назад +1255

    "US millitary destroys amish village over religious dispute - exclusive footage"

  • @PsyphaX09
    @PsyphaX09 6 лет назад +626

    What a waste of resources, they could have just sent Rambo.

  • @neobee602
    @neobee602 5 лет назад +208

    When a level 100 party raid a level 1 Dungeon

    • @mrmoonman4552
      @mrmoonman4552 4 года назад

      If they were level one, they wouldn't even have weapons or armour

    • @tinman7618
      @tinman7618 4 года назад +1

      @@mrmoonman4552 lvl 20 eh? I mean iron armor shield bla bla

  • @pablogalang4605
    @pablogalang4605 2 года назад +5

    Imagine yourself as medieval knight seeing a war helicopter as a dragon that evolved

  • @Chritin
    @Chritin 4 года назад +100

    I love how the Medieval people celebrate at the end. Basically not acknowledging the fact they got fucked up by like 50 guys.

    • @alertpenguin8403
      @alertpenguin8403 3 года назад +10

      More like 20

    • @ehab1300
      @ehab1300 2 года назад +1

      and 4 helicopters literally decimated a city.

    • @animq4ionboi.153
      @animq4ionboi.153 2 года назад +1

      And their main targets getting away too

  • @gajzvonimirlopac6106
    @gajzvonimirlopac6106 7 лет назад +151

    When you're playing Stellaris and invade a planet in the Late Medieval Age.

    • @stanislasgodard9792
      @stanislasgodard9792 7 лет назад +10

      RandomRUclips Channel #359526953689 when you play stellaris and create a dictorial and xenophobic military focused race and you meet some other culture that has no ship carrier and you have 10

    • @ifmothshadeyes9492
      @ifmothshadeyes9492 7 лет назад +7

      Purge the xeno filth

    • @acreepykiwi6788
      @acreepykiwi6788 7 лет назад

      What it feels like after using the one planet strat for 120 years

  • @Kombine_Tmod
    @Kombine_Tmod 7 лет назад +328

    First Battle of Hoover Dam between the New California Republic and Caesar's Legion (2277, colorized)

  • @yeetboi3286
    @yeetboi3286 3 года назад +8

    The equivalent of making a 10 yr old novice boxer fight a fully experienced MMA fighter

  • @MinhLuong1006
    @MinhLuong1006 5 лет назад +195

    Medieval army: Joined the match.
    JSDF with F35s: joined the match.
    Medieval army: Have left the match.

    • @raihanrizki2207
      @raihanrizki2207 5 лет назад +6

      I wonder what would medieval people seeing an aircraft carrier

    • @zharinnachloetenero5190
      @zharinnachloetenero5190 5 лет назад +2

      IJAAF with Zeros : Joined the match.

    • @lolbosss
      @lolbosss 4 года назад +4

      Imagine what they would do if they saw battleships

    • @MinhLuong1006
      @MinhLuong1006 4 года назад +3

      @@lolbosss They will see a Yamato class fleet.

    • @unusuariomas8369
      @unusuariomas8369 4 года назад +2

      @@zharinnachloetenero5190 *KAMIKAZE JOINED THE MATCH*

  • @instantkarma5486
    @instantkarma5486 5 лет назад +875

    Always found this anime interesting and fun to watch. It didn’t focus to much on the whole fantasy aspect like other anime and the mixture of modern military was really cool and worked very well.

    • @da_plasma_catto1801
      @da_plasma_catto1801 4 года назад +57

      I like this anime because i love to see the mideavels reactions

    • @da_plasma_catto1801
      @da_plasma_catto1801 4 года назад +5

      I like this anime because i love to see the mideavels reactions

    • @pinkhead6857890
      @pinkhead6857890 4 года назад +23

      Too many opportunities for Warhammer 40k jokes with the Orcs were missed. They just disappeared after episode 1.
      Worst. WAAAGH. Ever.

    • @cyto8428
      @cyto8428 4 года назад +1

      @@pinkhead6857890 I agree the reason why I watched this because I thought they will fight an army of monsters in the anime but none of it shows up

    • @pinkhead6857890
      @pinkhead6857890 4 года назад +7

      @@cyto8428 An anime becoming popular for its waifus rather than plot? Why I never!

  • @AtariiWave
    @AtariiWave 6 лет назад +2202

    *[United States has joined the server]*

    • @TheOneAndOnlyAlexa
      @TheOneAndOnlyAlexa 6 лет назад +329

      Oh wait.... Wrong server we want oil server
      *[United States of America left the server]*

    • @nmspy
      @nmspy 6 лет назад +209

      *[RUSSIA JOINED THE SERVER]*
      UNCLAIMED TERRITORY COMRADES?!

    • @meihaoshijie1
      @meihaoshijie1 6 лет назад +178

      [CHINA JOINED THE SERVER]
      server went down

    • @OpFor7
      @OpFor7 6 лет назад +22

      Moth has joined the server)

    • @OpFor7
      @OpFor7 6 лет назад +20

      Moth invades and lag comes)

  • @awddfg
    @awddfg 4 года назад +7

    *_when you research everything in 1936 in hoi4_*

  • @ahmedbassam400
    @ahmedbassam400 7 лет назад +436

    That's what happens when you fall 5 techs behind in eu4.

  • @casey-gt8nl
    @casey-gt8nl 6 лет назад +259

    when you find a village in minecraft

    • @Moonlight-pk2st
      @Moonlight-pk2st 6 лет назад

      LOL

    • @maksymcazymir1727
      @maksymcazymir1727 6 лет назад

      F.D.R the plot of the century ladies and gentlemen!

    • @casey-gt8nl
      @casey-gt8nl 6 лет назад +1

      if it werent for the admins, our village would be in shambles...

    • @maksymcazymir1727
      @maksymcazymir1727 6 лет назад

      ducki nahhh, leave it as "if it weren't for the mods, we'd still be working tirelessly without any gain"

    • @casey-gt8nl
      @casey-gt8nl 6 лет назад

      but if it it weren’t for the admins we wouldn’t have had the great *”age of /gamemode c”*

  • @chrispoonbun6877
    @chrispoonbun6877 5 лет назад +778

    Romans: "we have the best military technology"
    Modern military: "mad words coming from a military which lives up to 30 years"

    • @rogermirano2541
      @rogermirano2541 4 года назад +66

      I think that's not a real roman army. Because the real roman army are smart, and able to adapt easily like how they constantly replacing weapons and tactics when facing a crisis. That roman army don't even have competent general. If the real roman army are there they would use a hit and run tactic called Fabian tactic. Because this tactic was favored if your army was weaker than the enemy army. They use this against Hannibal in second punic war

    • @Dylantiming
      @Dylantiming 4 года назад +2

      Noice 👌

    • @Monarch683
      @Monarch683 4 года назад +18

      Roger Mirano Because it isn't the Roman Army. In a nutshell, its a rip-off version of the Roman Empire

    • @MysticalStd
      @MysticalStd 4 года назад +14

      @@rogermirano2541 gun go brrrrr

    • @rogermirano2541
      @rogermirano2541 4 года назад +11

      @@MysticalStd okay you win. Roman empire will fall anyway

  • @nikypercea
    @nikypercea 7 дней назад +1

    reminds me of an old military manga that had the entire island of japan transported to a fantasy medieval world... in short they became that world's version of America when they confronted the local empire and nuked their capital... and the best part about it is that all the other powers in the region thanked them for it !!!

  • @MrDeeLee
    @MrDeeLee 7 лет назад +4282

    This is why I associate my gender with an attack helicopter

    • @JoJo-rh8ec
      @JoJo-rh8ec 6 лет назад +82

      I identified myself as a Apache helicopter

    • @thunderchicken1552
      @thunderchicken1552 6 лет назад +8

      Joselyn Tornez Genchi me to

    • @medianxx4687
      @medianxx4687 6 лет назад +33

      I identified myself as a Hind gunship.

    • @SploderZimAnderzoon
      @SploderZimAnderzoon 6 лет назад +7

      Big Boss: Best Dad yeah... That sucks i still prefer apache

    • @justinexavier5170
      @justinexavier5170 6 лет назад +14

      Joselyn Tornez Genchi i identified myself as a chinook...

  • @ian2728
    @ian2728 6 лет назад +530

    When your a level 10 and you try to take on a level 200

    • @Fallmob
      @Fallmob 6 лет назад +5

      Mr. Gaming when level 10 and still beat the dawnguard and dragonborn dlc on skyrim, how does that work out for ya?

    • @hayldienthepsycho374
      @hayldienthepsycho374 6 лет назад +1

      FallmobGaming YT I did the same thing😂

  • @abelalfaro4115
    @abelalfaro4115 7 лет назад +406

    Am I the only one who ever fantasized about this in history class

    • @clutch813
      @clutch813 7 лет назад +42

      No.

    • @armaggedon4christ
      @armaggedon4christ 7 лет назад +6

      Your fantasies were way better than mine...

    • @waypoint732
      @waypoint732 7 лет назад +1

      abel alfaro well you have gate its something

    • @RocketRabbittt
      @RocketRabbittt 7 лет назад +5

      What i fantasized is make my own army like isis but instead of making terror i would reconquer what my country lost and make my own country

    • @toochillforthis8003
      @toochillforthis8003 7 лет назад +1

      No no you're not

  • @mewtwo7319
    @mewtwo7319 7 лет назад +3153

    2018 vs 1511

    • @the1tacoirvin
      @the1tacoirvin 7 лет назад +206

      Mewtwo ミュウツー wrong actually, more 1960-1970's
      The are using fn fal
      And huey's

    • @leefano4198
      @leefano4198 7 лет назад +85

      Taco Irvin It’s the Japan Army so they don’t have the same tec

    • @the1tacoirvin
      @the1tacoirvin 7 лет назад +47

      LeeFano well i mean, the fn fal is pretty old. Might as well grab some m4's, g36, scar l, or something auto or burst

    • @leefano4198
      @leefano4198 7 лет назад +24

      Taco Irvin there guns are full auto as they show in the last scene trust me I have watched the hole anime

    • @locomotivefaox
      @locomotivefaox 7 лет назад +29

      LeeFano 1:Japanese army
      2: their army is better equipped than the average US Soldier in terms of weapons

  • @Midironica
    @Midironica 7 лет назад +74

    It's kind of funny that Gate characters are used in Japanese Self Defense Force Recruitment posters. Japan literally uses anime to recruit soldiers.

    • @johnwotek3816
      @johnwotek3816 7 лет назад +17

      This whole show is a recruitement ad... i mean the bloody season two credit is basically loli inviting new recruit by acting like if they were part of JSDF... nothing much to expect at this point.

    • @nelsonariza4075
      @nelsonariza4075 6 лет назад

      It was subsidized by the gov to help with recruitment specially with the neet culture.

  • @Volcanoran3
    @Volcanoran3 6 лет назад +996

    This is what it looks like when you play Civ 6 against a pro player who has Atomic Era the by the time you're near the end of the Medieval era, lol
    This is the very definition of bringing a knife to a gun fight

    • @themap5482
      @themap5482 6 лет назад +90

      Nigga this is bringing water balloons to an atom bomb fight.

    • @killian9314
      @killian9314 6 лет назад +23

      The Phoenix Quill bringing a knife to a nuke fight - starship troopers (1997)

    • @stahlhelmturtle9822
      @stahlhelmturtle9822 6 лет назад +7

      More like bringing a gun to a knife fight

    • @LuisHernandez-su2zh
      @LuisHernandez-su2zh 6 лет назад +2

      Bro fr

    • @danm8akadaneil97
      @danm8akadaneil97 6 лет назад +4

      bringing a knife to an apache fight

  • @zed538
    @zed538 4 года назад +6

    Alternate title: Kindergarten kid vs Highschool boy

    • @quarol732
      @quarol732 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @canismajor8601
      @canismajor8601 4 года назад +1

      Dat happen to me ~when the kindergarten kid took my friends gameboy advance console and he got so pissed and then the war between elementary kids and kindergarten kids begins

  • @LoudSodaCaleb
    @LoudSodaCaleb 7 лет назад +195

    This is what I imagine when you advance your technology too fast in Civ.

    • @FullFrontalNurdity
      @FullFrontalNurdity 7 лет назад +1

      Fuck Civ World War One. We started on horses and in tanks.

    • @ninjacom3
      @ninjacom3 7 лет назад +1

      the babylon tech rushers wet dream in civ 5

  • @VesperLilly
    @VesperLilly 6 лет назад +172

    1:06 he knows their proper weakness, aim for the knees...
    *_"I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER LIKE YOU, BUT THEN I TOOK A BULLET TO THE KNEE"_*

    • @CyberDog00
      @CyberDog00 5 лет назад +4

      I see ur a man of culture as well

  • @kazuma1284
    @kazuma1284 7 лет назад +280

    This is not war, this is training.

  • @VoceFracassou
    @VoceFracassou 4 года назад +5

    When you're a medieval farmer and you hear Fortunate Son playing in the distance

  • @jfkonlsd1364
    @jfkonlsd1364 6 лет назад +778

    "WE GOT THE WIFUS! GO GO GO!!!!"

  • @vil9347
    @vil9347 5 лет назад +384

    dragons: lmao what u gonna do u only got slow helicopter air support
    f4 phantom: hold my beer

    • @brianmo2965
      @brianmo2965 5 лет назад +11

      Nah some attack helicopters would do

    • @whoooshifg5830
      @whoooshifg5830 5 лет назад +13

      50 cals. Are enough

    • @shun2240
      @shun2240 5 лет назад +3

      @@whoooshifg5830 that red dragon is immune to 50 cals tho, they need a rocket launcher to bring it down

    • @whoooshifg5830
      @whoooshifg5830 5 лет назад +16

      @@shun2240 depleted uranium bullets are enough

    • @shun2240
      @shun2240 5 лет назад +2

      @@whoooshifg5830 probably but those bullets must be expensive hence they used a rocket launcher

  • @AlmostGrewMyHair
    @AlmostGrewMyHair 7 лет назад +500

    No archers in a castle defense scenario? Ok.

    • @dimitrialphonse5065
      @dimitrialphonse5065 7 лет назад +28

      hiberNative in the anime the castle was Being invaded the army here is the backup to help the castle

    • @flooplesmooples
      @flooplesmooples 7 лет назад +15

      Wait arrows can penetrate Kevlar if so your right

    • @soyboysoldier1838
      @soyboysoldier1838 7 лет назад +1

      If they did they wouldn't do anything because they have vests vests can stop a ak47 sooooo

    • @Yessir822
      @Yessir822 7 лет назад +26

      cool soldier 18 CAN. Most likely won't. And the penetrating power of an arrow is greater than most bullets due to its ability to pierce.

    • @SuzukiHalwende
      @SuzukiHalwende 7 лет назад +1

      cool soilder 18 *B I T C H*

  • @carsonfujita-turnbull4549
    @carsonfujita-turnbull4549 2 года назад +2

    Honestly, I think after seeing their walls so easily defeated they might just surrender.