"Damn it, I'm a medic, not a doctor!" "What's the difference?" "Well, doctors heal people- medics just make them feel better while they die." "...Note to self; don't ever get shot."
@@Csp499 next time you feel the need to leave a sarcastic reply to someone leaving a reply because you feel that a quote from long ago shouldn't be commented on, don't.
KeViNZP but medivacs can be killed by missile turrets, spore crawlers, phoenixes and any other unit that can attack only air. On the other hand medics are just in the deathball, no need to micrk them
I disagree. Original medic had a much sexier voice. And she was much more flirty. Where does it hurt u want another physical? Etc. This version is kinda pg pc sjw feminist
@@empireofshred9612 Just to screw with bitches like you, it would be so hilarious if they'd make Marines flirt with the player when you click them too often in SC3.
Medic: "Can I see your insurance card? Oh, I'm sorry, this was a pre-existing condition." Marine: "I don't know m'am. I'm certain that i did not have this tentacle coming out of my back last night" Medic: "There's a Protoss here who needs mouth-to-mou- oh... well... mouth to... something!" Zealot: "Oh, i know where you can put that. It goes right here. ... AWWW YEEEAAHHH, EN TARO TASSADAR" Medic: "If I do this wrong, it'll hurt a little. If I do it right, it'll hurt a lot!" Marine: *While running away* "Bah, who needs 2 arms anyway? I can cover my personal needs with my righty here" Medic: "Operation complete! Now where did I leave my watch?" *few hours later* Marine: "Something wrong?" Firebat: "I'm hearing a beep inside me every hour. It's starting to creep me out" Medic: "Ugh, I've got leftovers. I don't even know where these go!" *few hours later* Marauder: "What da hell is goin on with ya?" Marine: "I don't know, but very deep inside me, i feel... empty." Marauder: "You should stop reading poetry, man" Medic: "Congratulations, you're my first patient! Ever!" Marine: "How could that be? You've been here for 8 months now" *sees Medic with surgery items including a chainsaw* Marine: "Oh, i get it now"
I still wish that they would have bothered to draw a new model the for the Medic instead of recoloring the the Medivac's hair and changing the background's lighting from red to blue.
Actually, the Medic's portrait probably came first, with the Medivac's being an alteration of this one. I say that because the Medic was considered for the game before the Medivac.
@ninjagold Ah okay, thanks. I just thought that it was a RvB reference because the medic there keeps telling everyone that he is not a doctor, and that a medics job is just to make people more comfortable when they die. :P
Since those stimulants and stimpaks can be triggered automatically inside the marines' mecha-suits and bio-mechanical implants and pain suppression stuff are so awesome, why do they still need a medic who occasionally calls her very self in panic?
@Csp499 funny the first line from her was "Doctor is in" then she say "Damn it I am a medic , not a doctor" Well, the differences in according to Navy is that medic (HM) are on field nurse who only does minor surgery and small stuff, the doctors are the ones who can do major surgery.
@CJTheInvader , sorry my bad.. starcraft brood war which is the patch from the original starcraft. UED (united earth directorate) sent an armada to the terran dominion to take control of the overmind and to take control of the terran dominion. along with them they introduced new war machines such as valkyrie, goliath with a long range missile and the medics. same thing with zerg and protoss they received new units also. You are right. the 1st human in the koprulu sector were all prisoners
Both "Please state the nature of your medical emergency." and "Damn it, I'm a medic, not a doctor! Oh." Are references to Star Trek, the first one, is the phrase The Doctor in Voyager always says. The second one is a joke to McCoy's way to speak.. he always say something like "Dammit Jim, i'm a doctor not an ultralisk" when asked something...
Is it just me or do all of these quotes sound dirty ? "The doctor is in." "If I do this wrong, it'll hurt a little. If I do it right, it'll hurt a lot!" "Operation complete! Now where did I leave my watch?" "Just relax." "I'll take care of it." and my favorite: "Better send some body bags!"
@CJTheInvader actually medic came from UED. UED introduced medic to the terran colony.. =) remember the invasion of UED to the terren dominion, the dominion doesn't have any medic..
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"Damn it, I'm a medic, not a doctor!"
"What's the difference?"
"Well, doctors heal people- medics just make them feel better while they die."
"...Note to self; don't ever get shot."
Red Vs Blue reference?
@@crimsonlanceman7882 Quick rule of thumb: If you feel the need to leave a long-winded reply to "lmao rvb reference" left *ten years ago*, don't.
@@Csp499 next time you feel the need to leave a sarcastic reply to someone leaving a reply because you feel that a quote from long ago shouldn't be commented on, don't.
@@Csp499 loser
@@Csp499 cry about it
"Please state the nature of your emergency.. ;)"
"IM FUCKING DYING!!!!"
"I've got Zerglings on my ass! Can you shine your green heal-y beam already?
That relatable feeling of having a zergling dragging your legs off.
@@ah1rooivalk Ah yes, where is it, where is it, here! Situation #4!
Medic : Congratulations ! You're my first patient, ever !
Marine : [whimpering] Mommy !
When saying the original 'mother?' It sounds more hilarious to me.
Lost son, lost mother
Not sure if this is the anime pirate girl or the dude in a power armor with a gun.
@@joshuagabrielcatindig7607 Kek, good one
Medic: "I'll fix you!"
Medic: "Can you just FEEL the Schadenfreude?"
lol
Tf2 medic: Hi
"Damn it. I'm a medic, not a doctor"
"The doctor is in"
Could you please make up your damn mind?
+ChazWTFLOL I think she is not even a medic because she cries "Medic!" when killed XD....
+Faust Vandrake I'm not sure either of you understand how jokes work
Josh Stead
I'm not sure you understand how sarcasm works.
+ChazWTFLOL
Women..
no, she's a woman.
Terrans would be SO op if she's available in multiplayer...
She was, back in Sc1. And Medivac is a great unit in its own way.
+FeedMoreNoobs They'd be "terran" others up.
KeViNZP but medivacs can be killed by missile turrets, spore crawlers, phoenixes and any other unit that can attack only air. On the other hand medics are just in the deathball, no need to micrk them
@@mirahorner6277 Can medics save you from a banedrop? Didn't think so!
@@michaelbuckers The only thing medic is good is it's cheaper to train XD
"For the last time, this is NOT a strip-o-gram!"
Not in my eyes...
0:24
"A doctor heals people. A medic just makes them more comfortable while they die."
Note to self. Never get shot.
Medics are so cute.
I make sure they NEVER die.
simp
"Ahh, MEDIC!" one of the best deaths :)
She has the funniest quotes and I love it when she says "better send some body bags." Big improvement from sc1 medic!
I disagree. Original medic had a much sexier voice. And she was much more flirty. Where does it hurt u want another physical? Etc. This version is kinda pg pc sjw feminist
@@empireofshred9612 They're both recorded by Glynnis Talken, the original Kerrigan VA - just so you know.
@@empireofshred9612 Dude, what kind of warped mind do you have to have to think this Medic is "kinda pg pc sjw feminist".?
@@k-leb4671 because their reason for woman not being hot anymore is muh goddamn sjws
@@empireofshred9612 Just to screw with bitches like you, it would be so hilarious if they'd make Marines flirt with the player when you click them too often in SC3.
I wish the Heroes of the Storm medic sounded like her...
*I'm the one only unit who can heal entire organic unit*
Medvac : "excuse me"
Medevac is just a dommy mommy medic pilot
Swarm queen: am i a joke to you.
I like how she keeps checking her nails… even though she has gloves on.
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"Please state the nature of the medical emergency" nice Star Trek reference!
"Congratulations, you're my first patient! Ever!"
*wink+thumbs up*
Perfect.
i have always loved Blizzards dirty sense of humor
0:24 “For the last time, this is not a stripper-gram”
It would not be allowed these days!
lol the death quote is so ironic XD
Medic: *GASP* MEDIC!
"Damn it I'm a medic not a doctor"
"The doctor is in"
Damn it, I'm a medic, not a doctor! Oh. That escalated quickly.
SC1 medic had a cuter voice. Also flirtier. And that death scream...
Medic: "Can I see your insurance card? Oh, I'm sorry, this was a pre-existing condition."
Marine: "I don't know m'am. I'm certain that i did not have this tentacle coming out of my back last night"
Medic: "There's a Protoss here who needs mouth-to-mou- oh... well... mouth to... something!"
Zealot: "Oh, i know where you can put that. It goes right here. ... AWWW YEEEAAHHH, EN TARO TASSADAR"
Medic: "If I do this wrong, it'll hurt a little. If I do it right, it'll hurt a lot!"
Marine: *While running away* "Bah, who needs 2 arms anyway? I can cover my personal needs with my righty here"
Medic: "Operation complete! Now where did I leave my watch?"
*few hours later*
Marine: "Something wrong?"
Firebat: "I'm hearing a beep inside me every hour. It's starting to creep me out"
Medic: "Ugh, I've got leftovers. I don't even know where these go!"
*few hours later*
Marauder: "What da hell is goin on with ya?"
Marine: "I don't know, but very deep inside me, i feel... empty."
Marauder: "You should stop reading poetry, man"
Medic: "Congratulations, you're my first patient! Ever!"
Marine: "How could that be? You've been here for 8 months now"
*sees Medic with surgery items including a chainsaw*
Marine: "Oh, i get it now"
the protoss one isnt dirty.. protoss dont have mouths
+Dom Oranzi yeah i know but still
XD
maurotula *UNITS UNDER ATTACK*
Somehow, I don't think Protoss reproduction relies on one of *those.*
"Better send some body bags!"
I've heard this one a million times
I still wish that they would have bothered to draw a new model the for the Medic instead of recoloring the the Medivac's hair and changing the background's lighting from red to blue.
Actually, the Medic's portrait probably came first, with the Medivac's being an alteration of this one. I say that because the Medic was considered for the game before the Medivac.
"I have leftovers, I don't even know where these go..."
I'll show her where it hurts...
Ready:
"The Doctor is in!"
Later:
"Damn it I'm a medic not a doctor!"
"Heads up!" (Flare)
Wow they actually thought of implementing Optical Flare.
That would be awesome
"There's a Protoss here who needs mouth to mo- ooh. Well, mouth to... something!"
She checks her nails even though they have armored gloves over them.
The best thing about medic is that the animations (thumbs up, etc) fit perfectly only in the quotes when you are pissing her off
"dammit i'm a doctor,not a...(a job) " = the epic quote of leonard mcoy from star trek.
0:46 that's what she said.
Oh
everything she says is a "thats what she said". Think about it...
MrBrandybuck1120
then help me with the "here's some lotion, a comb and a blowtorch. good luck." cause to me that doesn't sound fun at all.
+Diamond Warrior Then you've been doin' it wrong, boi.
love you Morales, keeping me nice and healthy at all times. :D
"He's dead, Jim."
I missed that one from SC1. Oh well.
Her: “damnit im a medic not a doctor” also her: The doctor is in
"There's a Protoss here who needs mouth-to-mou- oh... well... mouth to... something!"
Oh right, Protoss does not have mouth... right? :c
"you rang?" I remember a boss from Karazhan said that as well.
They missed the chance to make the death line: "Ah, medic! Wait, i'm the medic!"
She looks and sounds cute :3
Congradulations! Your my first patient ever! ( Medic thumbs up while smiling)
Marine: Mother?
Medic is an Enlisted MOS/Rate (or Corpsman for the Navy) and Doctor is an officer.
Congratulations! You are my first patient... ever!
"That's the worst infestation I've ever seen! Next time, stay away from the cantina."
mouth to...something else. oohhh yeahhh
Marine: " i need healing please! "
Medic: " Damn it, i'm a medic, not a doctor!... i mean... *cringe*"
Marine: *facepalm*
kinkey medic
Well, y'see, a doctor cures people. A medic just makes them feel better... before they die.
"Please state the nature of the medical emergency"
"Damn it, I'm a medic, not a doctor"
she really is a Star Trek fan
@ninjagold Ah okay, thanks. I just thought that it was a RvB reference because the medic there keeps telling everyone that he is not a doctor, and that a medics job is just to make people more comfortable when they die. :P
Medic, I think you need a medic, unless missing an arm is a preexisting condition.
So the medic has Rayman hands? Would help with operations at least.
''Damn it, I'm a medic, not a doctor!'' RvB reference?
"Dammit! I'm a medic, not a doctor"
Starcraft loves their Star Trek references, don't they?
"Call me when the swelling goes down. On second thought, just call me."
please state the nature of your medical emergency... star trek quote, oh yeah!
Protoss who needs mouth to "something". Probably their cola.
gosh and they're all like this
congratulations! your my first patient.
best line if your okr. the worst line if your hurt
That would scare the ----- out of me if my surgon said: "Operation complete! Oh ewww! Left overs! I don't even know where these go!
She has a hard surface neckerchief built into her suit.
i love how she has arm to check nails but doesnt has hands at all
0:06 EMH from Star Trek Voyager
Since those stimulants and stimpaks can be triggered automatically inside the marines' mecha-suits and bio-mechanical implants and pain suppression stuff are so awesome, why do they still need a medic who occasionally calls her very self in panic?
@Csp499 funny the first line from her was "Doctor is in" then she say "Damn it I am a medic , not a doctor" Well, the differences in according to Navy is that medic (HM) are on field nurse who only does minor surgery and small stuff, the doctors are the ones who can do major surgery.
"I asked that sweet thang to give me a physical."
"Call me when the swelling goes down. On second thought... just call me!"
Oh man I forgot how adorable the medic is in this game😍. My favorite is 0:47
@00:56 "Operation complete! Now where did I leave my watch?"
@TheGreatRukh02 so is "Please state the nature of your medical emergency"
Imagine fighting a zerk and Medic ask Marine for insurance card be4 heal LOL
There's a Protoss here that needs mouth to mou.... um... to something :Đ
@namechanged1 Not the only one: "Please state the nature of the medical emergency"
@CJTheInvader , sorry my bad.. starcraft brood war which is the patch from the original starcraft. UED (united earth directorate) sent an armada to the terran dominion to take control of the overmind and to take control of the terran dominion. along with them they introduced new war machines such as valkyrie, goliath with a long range missile and the medics. same thing with zerg and protoss they received new units also. You are right. the 1st human in the koprulu sector were all prisoners
I love Medic:)
Holy cow, click that CC thingybelow the buffer bar, select "TRANSCRIBE AUDIO" and die laughhing!
That's what she said. That's what she said. That's what she said.
@2BaD2BNo1 the ground medics are moved up into the air when they get older. so the voices for the medivacs are older
most underated unit in StarCraft
Yea, she does not have any arms to help others, what an useful medic
this was VERY informative! ;)
I wish either Medics were standard units, or the medivac sounded like this.
“Please state the nature of your medical emergency” EMH Mark 1
''There's a Protoss here who needs mouth-to-mou- oh... well... mouth to... something!"
Make me lol allday
"Congratulations! Your my first patient.. Ever!" =D *thumbs up*
She says with my open burned freshly gleaved by Zealot blade.
Both
"Please state the nature of your medical emergency."
and
"Damn it, I'm a medic, not a doctor! Oh."
Are references to Star Trek, the first one, is the phrase The Doctor in Voyager always says. The second one is a joke to McCoy's way to speak.. he always say something like "Dammit Jim, i'm a doctor not an ultralisk" when asked something...
Ugh, the medics are so hot. I always get so sad when they die, it's always a tragedy when beautiful people die.
@Woodland312 This line reminds me for dr.McCoy from Star Trek,who always said the "I'm a doctor not a ..." lines
there's a protoss here that mouth to ....uh ....mouth to..something...
"Please state the nature of the medical emergency" , "Dammit, i'm a medic, not a doctor": nice Star Trek references!
oh MY GOD JUST PRESS THE CC AND RECORD VOICE THINGIE AND U WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
"There's a Protoss here who needs mouth-to-mou- oh... well... mouth to... something!" Yeah,thats a problem :D
I don't think my swelling will ever go down......
Is it just me or do all of these quotes sound dirty ?
"The doctor is in."
"If I do this wrong, it'll hurt a little. If I do it right, it'll hurt a lot!"
"Operation complete! Now where did I leave my watch?"
"Just relax."
"I'll take care of it."
and my favorite:
"Better send some body bags!"
She can raise my health bar anytime.
there's a protoss here that needs mouth to mou.. ooh, mouth to..... something
still like the first game's medics better.
There's a Protoss here who needs mouth to mou---- oh.. well.. mouth to... something.
God that one was great.
Son of a gun, such a ditz. I cant stop rolfing at 1:10
@CJTheInvader actually medic came from UED. UED introduced medic to the terran colony.. =)
remember the invasion of UED to the terren dominion, the dominion doesn't have any medic..