Furrytookall my bad luck at the 5star pull tried to make him work but.....gameplay wise is not good damage wise shit so chucked him and switch to chixia for dps much fun and decent damage
As a guy who has Calcharo main dps And also as a guy who is on the verge of getting bald And also as a guy who can't regrow his hair back after a lot of tries Bro why you hurt me like that😭
as a Jianxin main, i'm proud after this video, 0 regret fully investing her whatsoever. also, she's literally the first character that caught my eyes on this game lol
you summoned on yinlin bc your a simp, i summoned on yinlin to C6 Taoqi because i heard she was lowest on the teirlist and i intend to make her the ultimate sleeper build, we are not the same.
As a bald man who doesn't main or even want Calcharo, you have my respect. You still captured who I was when I was 11 years old and wanted hair like Duo Maxwell or Super Saiyan 3 Goku
@@Glaivekiyo different region, different language, different tounge. since english is not my native, I always think that English is not pronounced as it written ("Ingles is not prononsd es it wraiten" this is how I pronounce english in my tounge) thats why is not that diffficult for me to pronounce their names because i just need to pronounce as it written.
@@Glaivekiyocause the guy who invented English made thousands of pronunciations to every single letter, meanwhile we have a million different Chinese characters which we could pronounce them easily
As a Jianxin main i do not approve of your foolish perspectives towards Aalto, Dan Jin, Toaqi, Mordefi, Sanhua or male rover (bro you got the entire character roster shat on who tf hurt you)
oh my god... a jianxin main... i suppose what you said is definitely the most correct.. im sorry sir i will correct my ways immediately (i just like to make fun of people)
me doing monologue the 2nd i play wuthering waves [it's true btw] : i will find a new main that is totally different than what i played in genshin impact, that would be new and refreshing! also me after meeting every new character in the game and try to test it out : are you my wuthering waves noelle?
"I remember you was conflicted Misusing your influence Sometimes I did the same Abusing my power, full of resentment Resentment that turned into a deep depression Found myself screaming in the hotel room I didn't wanna self destruct The evils of Lucy was all around me So I went running for answers Until I came home But that didn't stop survivor's guilt Going back and forth trying to convince myself the stripes I earned Or maybe how A-1 my foundation was But while my loved ones was fighting the Continuous war back in the city, I was entering a new one A war that was based on apartheid and discrimination Made me wanna go back to the city and tell the homies what I learned The word was respect Just because you wore a different gang color than mine's Doesn't mean I can't respect you as a black man Forgetting all the pain and hurt we caused each other in these streets If I respect you, we unify and stop the enemy from killing us But I don't know, I'm no mortal man, maybe I'm just another-."
I main female Rover in a team by herself and Jianxin in a full team. Playing with one character is actually really fun, but my Jianxin team is there to balance the fun.
So far the characters I enjoyed playing the most are yangyang, rover and taoqi (we block, we parry, we dodge!), I'll be real jiyan was only fun in that one roguelike gamemode because I reached a point where everything started to block up and I just watched the world shatter with every swing lmao, the most fun I had outside of that was watching the crownless slowly approach me at the start of the game so I toggled to walking and initiated the average Jetstream sam fight that's when I knew I loved the game
1:28 I'm using her as my sub-dps and I'm not even remembering her name lol. And I don't even care to open the game just to check for it. Her name was always "That one girl with her tacet mark on her eye" for me
I started playing two days ago and fell in love with Danjin. I will 100% her. I already have the 5★ sword and may go after max dupes on the sword. Guidemakers can't stop me.
googoogaagaa
You want dada?
@@Azureneedle no i want mommy
@@Yonaka_MajinSame
@@ferosythemobilegamer4505 LESGOOOO BROTHER
@@Yonaka_Majin I also want dommy mommy, except she forsook me and didn’t come home 😭😭😭
The transition from
"You're freaky, I like that"
To
"You're a freak. I dont like that."
Was unexpected 😂😂😂😂
BUT i approve of the transition
Typical mint picker, double standards
0:38 I feel Tectone is being attacked here...
Well he is in fact bald.
AHAHAHAHA
TRUE AND REAL.
thats what im saying ongod
WE NEED HIS REACTIONS!!!!!
"Stand Proud, you are strong"
NOOOOOOOO-
HAHAHA
dnw im also a fellow yuanwu main
@@uhoh_itsmiko thats not what i meant.. its a referen- nevermind. youre better off not knowing
@@peload6035 dont be shy, tell me what ur refrencing
@@uhoh_itsmiko shh it's for your own mental stability
The furry part was the only reason I clicked and I wasn't disappointed lmao
target audience reached 👍
Furrytookall my bad luck at the 5star pull tried to make him work but.....gameplay wise is not good damage wise shit so chucked him and switch to chixia for dps much fun and decent damage
As a male rover main...no. We want to be stepped on by the *MEN* of the game.
So true
BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
Are You gay 🫵
You are gay😐
- a black duse on tv
As 50% of the time male rover main, We don't own you as one of us
@@sky9k-unlimited womp womp
no body talking about the Kendrick Lamar reference? " i heard u were conflicted"
OMG YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE COMMENTER
Idk why OP made an obscure reference when there's a million cunny jokes to be made
I don't even get the context of the Kendrick reference
@@halutena736UOH😭
@@halutena736"obscure"
@@halutena736 ye u dont get the context that why
"You are American" Every time I do the intro attack, I yell "WELCOME TO 'MERICA MDFK"
ACTUALLY MADE ME LAUGH
lmao if that was what she said when doing her ult I'd die right then and there
Jianxin is my girl, she is extremely versatile, hard to master tho xD
She is also one of the nicest characters in the story.
thats why u based af
Honestly, I just like bonking people with her skill. It's so fun, seeing them just ragdoll away. But it definitely helps that she's just a sweetheart.
Jianxin is love, Jianxin is life.
I love her too shes perfect
Based
Encore is PEAK. She's the Pinnacle of idk what but she's the Pinnacle of it
Finally found a fellow Encore appreciator.
@@immitch.whataboutit hell yeah high five brother ✋
I was not high fived.
@@Dragonlord826 Here! ✋
@@immitch.whataboutit 🙏 forgiven
till this day i do not know if it's supposed to be "mortify" or "mor-teh-fee"
Nah it's def mor teh fee
@@ShadowMarcus77 no its mortefy
@@ShadowMarcus77 +1 vote on morti(fie)
Mort e fee is what I heard when a character said it...
@@pacificnebula4899 +1 from me too
The calcharo one seemed like it was describing Tectone 🤣
Man that singing part was the most cruel shit i've seen in months.
HAHAHA IM SO SORRY BUT THIS GENUINELY MADE ME LAUGH
0:17 is the realest one here tbh
sounds like youre one of those people... (respect)
@@Glaivekiyo YES
Tbh i want a animation between yinlin and jiyan with rover as the child
It will be called *General x family*
@@Cat-np4zk*I see what you did there*
As a guy who has Calcharo main dps
And also as a guy who is on the verge of getting bald
And also as a guy who can't regrow his hair back after a lot of tries
Bro why you hurt me like that😭
As a 4’11” woman who mains fem Rover, I appreciate being called cool, handsome, and tall
i look up to you as i lay on the floor
as a Jianxin main, i'm proud after this video, 0 regret fully investing her whatsoever. also, she's literally the first character that caught my eyes on this game lol
I almost quit after the crownless part of the story then i saw gachasmack's vid about jianxin lol first convene and there she was my first 5 star
I hate her cause I lost 50 to her and got her dupe 😂 i still have her built tho
As a Danjin main, thank you for the nice compliment. :)
It's fun being an inch from death and getting all the crisp dodge sounds
Until a random hit lands😅
I just want to be unique... but who knows why playing such a unique resonator could be this freaking hard!!
And pls buff his damage
your requested buff came in the form of yinlin if you're talking about yuanwu
Do you mean Lingyang?
@@asnodt2324 yepp :C
@@bergkatze3186 his damage is fine in my opinion
Finally, someone understands that Jianxin is the best character
She’s such a nice lady
Ofc i play havoc MC. My half ass level 60 build does 40k nuke damage in ult. And that is with minimal buffs
mine does 10% of your damage but i still play her regardless
Yeah I use her too
You guys use havoc?
@@onion69420 havoc does the most damage, so its obvious people use havoc
@@ReaperOfRepose It also has, essentially, a signature echo. Which also happens to be one of the hardest hitting echoes in the game.
Jiyan spoke fact, Thats why He Always says " Fear No more ".
calcharo mains are indeed bald xd
this will be in iWinToLose's top 10 facts about wuthering waves players....
Shit i haven't
I ain't bald, but I think I'm gonna become bald soon😂
Girl Who main calcharo🧍♀️
I am losing 5 hairs every 2 milliseconds😘
calcharo mains are either the thirstiest monsters or people that saw devil may cry's vergil and wanted to be as edgy as him. im both
Sephiroth
The Fact That I Hold Calcharo And Jiyan As My Main,Make This Video The Greatest Insult To My Heart
you want milkies from papa jiyan? :3
Jiyan mains don't know what it's like to actually *time* their parries.
i just like looking at his badonkers
I guess I’m the only Yuanwu main. Man is just so frickin cool.
no youre cool yaboi asian as f three seven eight
once a jiyan main its a pattern to get all the dragons now (pulled for jianxi and mortefi..i need more copies of him)
Calcharo is more than just a meta character !! He’s our national alpha male skibidi sigma rizzler that’s why we main him ! (I like his abs)
interesting
I used to be a furry, gained Ling yang and Def expected that. He caught me dayhm
me, a calcharo main with a full head of hair breaking all societal norms and trailblazing forward with hair as long as my husband’s
As a Yangyang and Jianxin fan, I am currently in a superposition of woman-possessing and womanless
you just need to lock in
Proud to be a (honorary) American! Hell yeah!
I main Baizhi and Verina.
Verina for support...
Baizhi for main DPS.
I like the pretty, tall, science girl.
sanhua mains have "The Power of God and Anime on My side" and the WEEBS power.
lowkey true
Taoqi forever, I refuse to let her out of any team, and she's great for exploring
How is she great for exploration?
So i am bald, step on me mommy and cool guy?
I play Rover, Danjin and Calcharo under Team MOTIVATED.
factually speaking i guess so yes you are indeed bald cool and step on me mommy
when you said "i heard you was conflicted" i instantly replied with "misusing your influence" out loud
sometimes i did the same :(
That Yangyang impression was accurate 💀
you summoned on yinlin bc your a simp, i summoned on yinlin to C6 Taoqi because i heard she was lowest on the teirlist and i intend to make her the ultimate sleeper build, we are not the same.
*gets on knees and starts worshipping*
@@Glaivekiyo for an update, it worked
its killed me how it started with the only mfer one lmaoo
As a bald man who doesn't main or even want Calcharo, you have my respect. You still captured who I was when I was 11 years old and wanted hair like Duo Maxwell or Super Saiyan 3 Goku
Damn it’s just bc his personality I’m not a furry-
raaawrrrr i'm sorry you had to see this side of me grrrrr
@@Glaivekiyo not that one💀
"The most sigma out of all the sigmas" Ofcccc
Calchero: "YOU'RE BALD!"
Tectone feeling that 😭😭
I fully expect him to call lingyang mains furry's and I was damn right
damn right
Bro really sneaked a diss to our Thicktone😂
mortefi
Sanhua
as asian, it's not difficult to pronounce their names
These names are pretty easy to pronounce
@@ashimsy then why do a lot of people say it wrong. no offense
@@Glaivekiyo different region, different language, different tounge.
since english is not my native, I always think that English is not pronounced as it written ("Ingles is not prononsd es it wraiten" this is how I pronounce english in my tounge) thats why is not that diffficult for me to pronounce their names because i just need to pronounce as it written.
@@Glaivekiyocause the guy who invented English made thousands of pronunciations to every single letter, meanwhile we have a million different Chinese characters which we could pronounce them easily
I think Mortefi is more European than Asian. Maybe Italian?
Ive missed Haven for the longest time and i remembered the setups. Everything that uve taught me has been effective thank you very much!
this is not valorant btw
I am obsessed with your fricking voice inflections, it feels like direct attacks /pos
i have insecurities about my voice and how i say things. you dont know how much this means to me. thank you so much!
Pronouncing Mortefi's name correctly everytime is definitely my goal.
The enviosity reference is too funny lmao
Indefatigability means I can't get tired. I have insomnia. How fitting
Ah. A good old mint picker reference.
I accept your friendship
Gotta like that parry skill of JIanxin. That's why I main her. If my timing is off in dodging, her skill can save me.
As a Jianxin main i do not approve of your foolish perspectives towards Aalto, Dan Jin, Toaqi, Mordefi, Sanhua or male rover (bro you got the entire character roster shat on who tf hurt you)
oh my god... a jianxin main... i suppose what you said is definitely the most correct.. im sorry sir i will correct my ways immediately (i just like to make fun of people)
being an Aalto main means people either love you or don't know that you exist 😔
if i take my meds this comment dissapears...
I WANT to main Danjin, she’s so adorable, but her gameplay is so painful. :(
Ikr? The no. of hits in her Basic Attack cycle feels too lacking.
LMAO BRO RIGHT AT THE START, I DID NOT EXPECTED
Taoqi appreciated 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🫂
a direct attack to teccy and his bald ass is crazyy
I play Danjin (at least for now, I want to experiment with all characters) so I appreciate the compliments. :)
Yuanwu mains are the GOATS
(AHEM totally not projecting)
As a Danjin main I'd like to say: "Hi, nice to meet you!"
I just got Yinlin, your depiction of me couldn't have been better.
Definitely wasn't yelling "googoogaagaa" when the screen went yellow 😭💢
i was, but then a green vine showed up on my screen. then it went awkward
"You would go, googoogaagaa but instead you're a grown-455 human being." Yes i am 😁
That red girl big ballistics is really amazing, I cleared lvl 4 of umm dream realm with her, she's really good
me doing monologue the 2nd i play wuthering waves [it's true btw] : i will find a new main that is totally different than what i played in genshin impact, that would be new and refreshing!
also me after meeting every new character in the game and try to test it out : are you my wuthering waves noelle?
"I remember you was conflicted
Misusing your influence
Sometimes I did the same
Abusing my power, full of resentment
Resentment that turned into a deep depression
Found myself screaming in the hotel room
I didn't wanna self destruct
The evils of Lucy was all around me
So I went running for answers
Until I came home
But that didn't stop survivor's guilt
Going back and forth trying to convince myself the stripes I earned
Or maybe how A-1 my foundation was
But while my loved ones was fighting the
Continuous war back in the city, I was entering a new one
A war that was based on apartheid and discrimination
Made me wanna go back to the city and tell the homies what I learned
The word was respect
Just because you wore a different gang color than mine's
Doesn't mean I can't respect you as a black man
Forgetting all the pain and hurt we caused each other in these streets
If I respect you, we unify and stop the enemy from killing us
But I don't know, I'm no mortal man, maybe I'm just another-."
0:03 A certain green slime ahaha
I would like to greet all Jianxin Impact mains a very wonderful day ahead
glad this blew up, this was peak wuwa content XD
i just need to make more bangers manneeeee
I main female Rover in a team by herself and Jianxin in a full team. Playing with one character is actually really fun, but my Jianxin team is there to balance the fun.
0:31 Looks like somebody's flower is gonna get plucked today....
Bro 1000% watches Teccy 💀💀💀
So far the characters I enjoyed playing the most are yangyang, rover and taoqi (we block, we parry, we dodge!), I'll be real jiyan was only fun in that one roguelike gamemode because I reached a point where everything started to block up and I just watched the world shatter with every swing lmao, the most fun I had outside of that was watching the crownless slowly approach me at the start of the game so I toggled to walking and initiated the average Jetstream sam fight that's when I knew I loved the game
1:28 I'm using her as my sub-dps and I'm not even remembering her name lol. And I don't even care to open the game just to check for it. Her name was always "That one girl with her tacet mark on her eye" for me
thats amazing lephucchan8114 tell me more
I literally use Rover Male as my main and in my team I use Taoqi and Yinlin 💀
The Calcharo one sounds targeted at someone 😂
No way thats your description for Taoqi mains🤣 LETS GO!
As a yuanwu and taoqi main i feel proud
I started playing two days ago and fell in love with Danjin.
I will 100% her.
I already have the 5★ sword and may go after max dupes on the sword.
Guidemakers can't stop me.
Thank you for acknowledging my unmatched perspecasity and my sheer indefatigability, even if I have no Idea what you mean by that.
me neither idk what i meant by that yubi
Nah, that Yinlin part is just so accurate 💀💀
thank you dear person for saying im enjoyable to talk to 🙏
I like Jiyan cause he’s THE GREENEST FLAG IVE EVER BEEN ATTRACTED TO LET ME HAVE THIS
Calling out Tectone like that is fucking RANCID.
I love it. 😂
0:39 can confirm. I am balding
1:26 I call him “multiply” because it is similiar to the thoughts of his mains
0:04 oh shit i get who is getting strays here lmao
Not the Kendrick reference for Encore bro 💀
I main Yinlin because of Zapstring. We are not the same.
i dont think anyone in the world is the same as you
As discounted michel jackson main
I am enjoying his move set alot
DISCOUNTED MICHAEL JACKSON???
Air Punches and Greatsword counters.. What more could one want?
1:08 i am the goat now. everyone probably already knows why me and others like her
the only reason I'm using Yuanwu was because he really reminded me of Kamen Rider Skull
On be half of America, we’ll happily claim Chixia. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅
why's fifty fifty catching strays💀
I always like characters based on taoism and balance between ying and yang, so i eventually got 3 copies of Jianxin, she's the goat
As a Danjin main…I appreciate that.