Lady, I got good news, bad news and worse news. Good news: there's a lawyer that can do exactly what you need. Bad news: I ain't that lawyer. Worse news: that lawyer probably already works for Disney.
Don't worry, I'm the kitsune equivalent of Saul Goodman. His testimony and case won't hold up. You had all the health and safety precautions set in place, guard rails, etc. You gave him a health package, and he denied it. A jury will side against his fraudulent claim
I will say, perhaps the updated safety measures should be some sort of fire resistance enchantment. Just strong enough to withstand a similar exposure, and to be worn only when in the vicinity of the lava moat. Perhaps have them stored in a guard post on either side of the moat, maybe even doubling as a "punch card" to not only act as incentive to keep track of theirs, but as disincentive to anyone tempted to sell such an enchanted object (or give it to a spy.)
So The true difference between magma and lava is that magma still has a trapped gaseous part so how the hell did bro take magma on the face when it just got rid of the gaseous part? He's LYING His burning are caused by lava
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Shadow wizard lawyer gang, we love submitting court cases. This lawsuit is sponsored by the volcano cabal
Legalize fire balls
Swag judicial
Don’t worry, Saul Goodman will help you.
Did you know you have rights?
@@carsonbrown-tq3vf The CONP (Constitution of Nefarious Persons) says you do! And so do I.
I believe that until proven guilty every overlord, warmonger, and sorcerer is innocent.
She doesn't need a criminal lawyer, she needs a CRIMINAL lawyer
Lady, I got good news, bad news and worse news.
Good news: there's a lawyer that can do exactly what you need.
Bad news: I ain't that lawyer.
Worse news: that lawyer probably already works for Disney.
amazing news: It's all good man
@@FunnyValentineRE4Lit's all good man. *Saul Goodman*
@@celeb-seventeen *3d saul goodman video starts playing*
Don't worry, I'm the kitsune equivalent of Saul Goodman. His testimony and case won't hold up. You had all the health and safety precautions set in place, guard rails, etc. You gave him a health package, and he denied it. A jury will side against his fraudulent claim
Dang. That sounds like it would be a pretty good dungeon, actually.
“Listen, I’m a demon, which means that contracts and bargaining are natural to me. I’ll make sure you get a good deal, if not better.”
I love this idea I wish there were more of this
I will say, perhaps the updated safety measures should be some sort of fire resistance enchantment. Just strong enough to withstand a similar exposure, and to be worn only when in the vicinity of the lava moat. Perhaps have them stored in a guard post on either side of the moat, maybe even doubling as a "punch card" to not only act as incentive to keep track of theirs, but as disincentive to anyone tempted to sell such an enchanted object (or give it to a spy.)
She should just take out her former employee rather than call the law offices of Dewey, Screwem, and How. Cool audio Fake! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍
Wait, she couldn't get Evil Wizard certification because she paid her employees _too much?_
How badly are her competitors paying?????
Probably pennies.
This is a top 5 video on RUclips
I think this character is what one of my old D&D characters would have turned into had she kept at it.
Fun idea, fun script
The most vile part is that your employees are not unionized.
Give them one and then we can talk.
The bit about it took her ten tries was hilarious 😂
Amazing audio fake
no way lady do I look like saul goodman to you
Only the best for fake
Good to see an anti-hero in a roleplay audio
Well better call Saul before your broke
I have a feeling she has a trapdoor labeled OSHA on it.
Commander Cobra?
Seems like a good boss
Your honor, I'd like to request a recess. Those swings look awesome and I wanna play!
Honestly, I'd work for her.
Sure there's a risk of getting injured in a trap.
But the good pay and employee benefits are too appealing to pass up.
I got the perfect strategy. I'll use the Chewbacca defense from South Park.
as someone with a prosthetic eye i’d pay for one o those magic eyes
Bro think he Saul Goodman💀
Line 32:
We see your every move so
Listen uh ms vile sorceress don’t worry you made a good choice by choosing me as your lawyer it’s all good man(it’s Saul Goodman)
Funny enough, I am actually going to law school.
Hello there
what no don't do that I'm not gonna keep doing this from night to day.
2 views 6 likes. Nice RUclips.
Don't worry madame I am a expert of psychology and as such i am a more competent version of Athena cykes.
So
The true difference between magma and lava is that magma still has a trapped gaseous part so how the hell did bro take magma on the face when it just got rid of the gaseous part?
He's LYING
His burning are caused by lava