Alex Jones Spews BONKERS Male Genitalia Conspiracy Theory To Sell Fake Vitamins
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- Опубликовано: 19 май 2022
- Notorious conspiracy theorists and defamation expert Alex Jones fear-mongered about the shrinking of male genitalia to his gullible audience. Yes, this is a real story. Cenk Uygur, John Iadarola, and Francesca Fiorentini discuss on The Young Turks. Watch LIVE weekdays 6-8 pm ET. ruclips.net/user/theyoungturkslive
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"Far-right podcaster and conspiracy theory promoter Alex Jones claims that men have penis size only a quarter of the size of their grandfathers during a segment on "gay frogs."
“That’s why genitals, I don’t care if you’re black or white, are a third of the size they were of a 1960s male," he argued.
"So the media makes jokes about that, a few months ago when I gave the example of. If your daddy's johnson was a foot long, yours is six inches long. And if yours was six inches, your son will be three inches," he confidently predicted.
"So they can make jokes about that all day long, but, this isn't a game," he warned."
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My poor old grandfather. This explains why he used a wheelbarrow all the time. I thought he was hauling coal in it.
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Alex Jones : "They're putting chemicals in the water turning the frogs gay!"
Also Alex Jones : Vote for the party that wants to gut environmental regulations!!
You mus be one o dem schooled up Democrats...thinkin an all!
"Gay frogs- or 'amphibious-abomoni' are just plain unacceptable, guys! The threat is real and it's aimed directly at your children (????), by way of an elaborate "agenda" created by lizard overlords of satan. Though not even the gay-doers, Whether FROG OR BOOK OR EVEN WITHIN THE INSIDIOUS PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEMS- is aware of any such nonsense! Believe it because its what god wants. How do I know, you ask? Yo check it: God AND Jesus took me on a dream-cation to HEAVEN, bruh! I am chosen for unknown reasons or any factual evidence that it was anything more than a dream, or, you know, I'm lying...."
@@jerredmillirons3677 ur in trouble dude. Get help
@@think2023 it was a joke
The right wing is obsessed with some pretty bizarre stuff aren't they.
they're pretty bizarre people..
Yes they are.
That's a prerequisite for joining the party!
He knows his audience and their insecurities. This is an easy sell for him. I'm surprised it took him this long to be so specific
But that's the thing! He acts as though he doesn't understand that he tells you about his issues with every word or facial expression he makes. A neck sign with 'little wiener, ask me how!" would be less telling than anything verbal
Alex Jones is super obsessed by something he can't even see without a hand mirror.
And a microscope...
THAT'S effing HYSTERICAL!
@@obtuse1291 and tweezers
I've just been so damn angry & sad lately. For our country and the whole damn world really.
Things are getting crazier in the world, huh?
@@hiphopknights things have been getting outta hand man. Seems way too far now
Alex Jones telling the world he has a tiny peen is the greatest thing I've heard all week!
His concern for this problem is very telling
This talk makes me laugh. I was born with only one testicle connected. I have 6 great kids. I suppose my testosterone was low, but not enough not to be a father.
OMG I laughed SO hard (no pun intended) at the math involved in this conspiracy omfg dying 💀
So like a hundred generations ago they were like 50 feet long? That doesn’t seem right..
Go back far enough and our ancestors could have just pulled themselves across the oceans 😂
Ah, the good old days. 🤣🤣🤣
Thar she blows! The whiiiiiiite whale!
They did fight with large swords TBF 😥
Only way TRUE MEN survived dinosaurs was caveman wasn't dragging his knuckles 🤣
Well, it's not like insecure men weren't already his target audience
Oh come on! He’s just speaking for himself and Trump 🍄.
He's got the Tiny Trump Stump Syndrome.
🍄🍄🍄
Let's go tiny mushroom!!!🤣🤣🤣
_Mario has entered the chat._
So, a 1960s male had a 27" payness? 😯 I would hate to see my Grandpa's Payness. That would be exhausting as faq!
A 3rd leg came really helpful when the cavemen where crossing the plains of Africa, Europe and Asia
A paranoid schizophrenic is a right wing hero… man these right wingers need serious mental help
I suggest we call Dr. Francis Willis to help the poor, deluded fools.
This is so fuckin funny. "A third of the size..!!!"
This explains Reich Wing Rage: You know how upsetting it is when you look everywhere and still can't find your car keys...
And the whole time the keys were in your hands. 😂
Alex Jones is the cartoon version of Alex Jones.
NOBODY in the world has a cartoonish voice like that. Except american wrestlers. The guy is an act.
He's a con artist.
The want to sound tough but instead they sound fake.
Given the slang for the body part and the fact it would be a scam, "Junk Juice" is what to call it.
OHHH, I thought it was the expression of his natural scent? Junk Juice- brought to you by "Alex Jones labs- Studies of the whiny, bruised ego" is eu du toilette and por homme fragrance that's sourced from the panic-stricken, sweat secretion and its resulting odor of the completely unnecessarily confusing word-soup gone sour and wont stop talking about little dicks occurring more often in nature.
"Obsession with penis size" = "fundamental insecurity"
*May also indicate latent homosexual tendencies
Putting the “snake” in snake oil.
He needs to stop doing drugs
How can Jones even see it with that huge gut of his obscuring it.
The shade is the reason it doesn't grow.
A system of mirrors, and sometimes pays hookers to measure it.
Alex Jones watches Trans adult entertainment and realizes he’s doesn’t measure up.
Alex Jones seems to prefer them big. It could be he has just been having bad luck with the men he's been choosing.
Stop projecting your insecurities onto everyone else Alex.
Maybe his problem is coming from trying all those fake supplements he sells people.
Apparently he is worried about his size...
I think those "Super Male Vitality" dont work as advertised.
Werent shrinkage of certain parts actually common symptom of using anabolic steroids?
Yes, and obesity also makes men small. 🤷♀️
No joke, just before the Alex-Jones-juice-for-your-junk joke was made, RUclips cut in with a testosterone supplement ad, the timing was so good, I almost thought it was part of the video, until I saw the skip ad button.
Gay frogs are more manly than jones
So is this where all the right wing rage comes from?
Yes, this and only this.
Also, when you see road rage coming from a small man in an over-sized truck...
Just know: man or woman or anything in-between - or outside of; it IS a competition and you've already won.
The paragon of fitness 🤣. Yes, let’s buy supplements from him before he strokes out.
American male insecurity is real. People like Jones, capitalize on this issue among male self esteem problems.
Your good enough as you are guys, ok?
Gotta love yourself first.
#Continuing on this idea# "Fine, Alex! FINE! Size really does matter, but nothing will affect you... Your....😤 penis is enormous. (Sigh, I hate myself for this) it's really huge. Yes, alex, just like president trump...Now go to sleep!"
he should stop taking his supplements immediately!
He doesn´t take them, he jus sells them, Rodan.
This explains the GOP’s frustration and fear
They are obsessed with other men's penises.
I’ve been an out gay man since the late 1970s. I’ve been saying this for years. I haven’t found a good foot-and-a-halfer for decades. Damn frogs.
I was just about to say, they hate government regulations but complain about side effects from harmful products. Dummy.
After a grueling day at work, seeing you three do this hilarious show is just what I needed! Laughter; BEST medicine! Thank you! LOL!
Sounds like he’s projecting his own truth….
The Incredible Shrinking Manhood!
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!
Poor Alex, his lies has distorted not only reality but his angry little weenie
Alex........ You are only half the man your father was.
More like half an inch.
My greay grandfather had to have an extra leg sewn into his pants.
Alex Jones gives me the willies.
I guess that says something about Jones and his audience.
“You think you have it bad? I’m attached to this asshole!”
From all appearances, Jones looks like he's a chronic steroid user, possibly something like prednisone. Anecdotally, long-term prednisone causes moon-face and a mild form of sociopathy. Jones has the appearance and actions of someone who is on chronic prednisone. He may not be entirely in control of his emotional faculties as a result. As others have pointed out in the comments, unfortunately, it's possible that those same steroids has caused his junk to shrink. This man is truly lost. May harmony find him. Incidentally, a male "Increase your T" advert came on directly after this segment ended. There's always someone out there with the snake oil.
Phthalates are present in plastics, but we ingest them mainly by heating food in plastic containers. Frozen meals in particular, like the hungry-man dinners that have made Swanson, and Tucker, so incredibly wealthy.
So his is micro?
Has he gotten sued by the Sandy Hook parents yet?? he needs to get shut down already
I thought he did and then lost by default for not turning in some documents the court wanted
@@hailey8941 yup
I can personally confirm that Alex Jones's tackle is shrinking. He has let me inspect his gear every day for the last decade. I have personally cupped his balls to ensure any change is documented.
o7
This was hilarious. I almost choked when cenk said they measure stuff. Well, i assumed alex jones was angry all the time because he never gets any but now we know he never gets any because he can't find it
alex jones' johnson is the least of his problems. even if he had a huge one who is he going to use it on? 🤣
Alex has gone door to door and took measurements 🤮🤣😆😄
*RING RING
Alex Jones: "Alex Jones here".
Bart Simpson: "Yes, I'm Mr. Wiener. I'm looking for my brother. He's with his wife. Her first name's Tyne. Middle initial, E.
AJ: "Tyne E. Wiener. Tyne E. Wiener. Okay, everyone. I'm looking for a guy with a Tyne E. Wiener."
Bart: *"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"*
AJ: "Why, you little.....!"
And your surprised by a snake oil sales men trying to sell a bigger snake?
He hasn’t seen his own package for decades unless he was standing on a mirror.
If he has a family somewhere, they need to talk to him about seeking help.
Even his wife divorced him and doesn't want to share custody with a lunatic.
So Alex Jones has done a comparative study?
Every day....
What if I'm gay AND have a big Richard? How does that fit into his narrative 🤔
I'd say it would best fit carefully
There are no gays. You are trans now
I've always found it hilarious when I here guys talk about how they made there girl scream, or how they "did damage" to her. Anything they could do isn't even comparable to when women are having a baby.
I know we barely even acknowledge it at this point, but why would one to (literally or figuratively) "do damage" to their sexual partners? I mean, I get it, but why is that a some admirable thing? "Yes, yes, you "hurt the s#!t" outta your....girlfriend or other (presumedily appreciated) object of SOME form of nominal affection. You're so good at that! Yay!" The words, separate from what we know to be a culturally normalization, it reads like an admission of guilt for assault.
@@jerredmillirons3677 Toxic masculinity.
@@jerredmillirons3677 it sounds like assault but it's NOT, it's a consensual act of pleasure of pain. Women themselves love to talk about ALL of their experiences with friends
There's good pain and bad pain and it's a figure speech sort of an analogy.......the screaming and pounding can sound like and look like attempted murder if you didn't know better
@@wallaceahtone6149 The link between pleasure and pain is deeply rooted in our biology. For a start, all pain causes the central nervous system to release endorphins - proteins which act to block pain and work in a similar way to opiates such as morphine to induce feelings of euphoria.
So obsessed with genitalia, especially in men from the African diaspora. Weird and jealous. Didn't even mention members of other ethnicities. Super odd.
Since 1619.
Africans just happen to be jealous of others races for different reasons
Alex Jones is literally the real life Eric Cartman.
Nah. Cartman can actually be clever when he puts effort in.
Alex Jones, to gain an inch drop 30 pounds.
So my grandpa was slinging around 24 inches DAMN
Exactly. 😆
Sounds like a personal problem for Alex.
Projection is hilarious.
@@lukeamato2348 Yes, Al does seem to love projecting.
A third of a 12" schlong is NOT 6". He should quit pulling while measuring.
Yo Alex speak for yourself buddy 😂🤣
its literally just caused by certain plastics that we use everyday. It's not a conspiracy.
And also the decline in nutrition in our diets, and the fact we are way more sedentary than ever before.
Omg using that math
My grandfather had over a 2 foot Jonston
If I was Alex Jones I’d be more worried about lack of brain cells.
Jones takes the same medicine to enhance his brain...
Alex "Stumpy" Jones!!!
Don't spill that coffee in your lap. You'll be up all night.
Alex Jones makes his money off idiots.
My dad must have been 32 inches then I feel bad for my mom then.
John is the funniest presenter.
obviously hadn't watched porn since the 60's...
You can have the biggest cannon in the battlefield but its pretty useless if ya don't know how to shoot it :D
Alex Jones NEW "BIG DADDY JUICE" ......
Fracking companies are putting things in the water.
What a F'n sinking ship! For the people that believe in this dude surly need help!
Only Alex's has shrunk
OH... it all makes sense now. All those supplements that Jones sold over the years actually decreased his size. All those Jones suc... I mean buyers must have microscopic ones at this point. No wonder they're angry all the time, just like Jones.
So, what you're saying is, you've met and hung out with Alex Jones' buyers?
TYT Followers: "Who side are you on?!"
@@ExpressShirtself Clearly you didn't watch the vid. That's OK, you clearly checked off Reich Wing Rule #3: Whataboutism. Thanks for being predictable, Reich Winger!
@@echolocationn Oh, yes, I watched the entire thing and laughed at how pathetic Alex is in it. Just like any bias media, TYT cherry picks far Right nonsense, ...but never when it actually turned out to be true. Yes, FOX NEWS and the rest of the mainstream bullshit is just as guilty of it.
Now, clearly you missed the point that there was a joke made in my initial reply. And, thanks; how "so accurate" of you to assume about someone you can't honestly grasp from that comment that they're a nazi. You're the bigot nazi for assuming that, my ignorant friend. Maybe if you'd listen to both sides of every story, you'd comprehend more than what you learn and perceive from your little echo chamber. (Pun intended) ^_^
p.s.
The Beautiful People by Marilyn Manson sums up our future perhaps. It's not about Left or Right, it's about being sheep-herded BY Left and Right wing agenda to divide and conquer us in order to, over time, easily serve, not us, but The Beautiful People in the end. We're all wrong in the end when the real oppression hits us all on judgement day when the super virus and/or nukes kill off up to 85-90% of the population (which is in the "green new deal/great reset plan"). But don't come crying back when it happens, Echo Chamber. Have a good day...while you still can. ;)
p.p.s.
But that's ok, you'll very unlikely respond to this.
Is this a GOP thing? It would explain alot if it was.
He watched the handmaid's tale and thinks hey I can use this to try to make people believe it's the truth. Or maybe he has a problem with his own genitals.....
Jones has got to quit showering with black men he just doesn’t measure up.
Thanks for that Alex:
I was born in the 70s, form an orderly queue ladies :o)
I'm early 50's and never go out without a wheelbarrow. 🤣🤣
@@obtuse1291 When you consider how many things Jones gets wrong, I suppose the law of averages suggests he was gonna something right sooner or later 😁
Francesca confuses me. She is in her forties and yet she looks amazing!
I'm almost forty and I can pass off as twenty-five.
He's even bad at math. He went from 30% to 50% in a snap.
165,000,000? WTF am I doing ? Also how in the world can he claim bankruptcy after averaging 55 mil a year and thats just one of his revenue streams! That is not right, he is just a evil man.
SUMMARY: Alex's dad had a foot long dong, and Alex does not.
Hilarious, thoughtful, nuanced and well-spoken segment. Great job all 3 of you.
I have a huge hog so that’s proof Jones is all wrong.
The ruler is not my ruler. The constitution has been taking control of what an inch is. An inch should be free. Who's the government to tell me what an inch is?
Love the story I needed a good laugh this morning thanks guys LMFAO!!! 😂
My daddy must have been Mr. Ed! Lol
Ayoo Alex speak for yourself 🤦🏾♂️😂
"Buy junk for your junk" LOL