@@Hard70 he does though university of michigan is a highly educated university lol that's what Scott claims but in all seriousness him and rick were amateur wrestlers in college that's why they were so good at professional wrestling truly one of the best tag teams in history in my opinion
"YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE GIRLS WHO LIKE ROMANCE, I'M GONNA TALK TO ALL MY FREAKS OUT THERE!" The underrated and oft forgotten pocket of gold in the Steiner Match promo.
How did Petey, Rhaka, and the interviewer (sorry, I wish I knew her name) not crack up laughing during Steiner Math? Kudos to them for keeping it together.
More like, "if you have 4 apples and 6 apples, you have 10 apples, but Samoa Joe ain't got no apples, so you add that to your apples, and then the Big Bad Booty Daddy takes 50 apples, and you've got 5 and 3/4 apples."
He seems to enjoy what he is doing now. Plus he has nothing else to prove in the ring to me. He should be inducted into the Hall of Fame one day though. Same goes for guys like Sonjay Dutt, Abyss and Chris Sabin.
Jim Cornett and Scott Steiner are the two people in wrestling you never want to give a live mic to if you work for Standards and Practices, but if you’re a fan of wrestling they are the two best people to give a microphone to.
"You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice." - Scott Steiner
Was hilarious when he called Petey "Make Believe Muscle" lol. Some other funny promos, I don't remember them exactly, but the one he was talking and said something about the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor, and the one backstage where he said he was good at eeny meeny miney moe lol.
kurt Angle, Booker T, Scott Steiner, RVD, Dudley Boyz, kevin Nash, Hulk Hogan, christian, billy Gunn, Rhyno, bobby rhode, mick foley, sting, matt morgan , scott hall, bg james, rick steiner, raven to just name a few wow TNA was something
they edited out the part where scott steiner said that obama had something to do with building the wall. people think that trump started the wall but they never knew that obama supported the wall
Okay Impact, find something wild Scott Steiner DIDN'T say.... I'll wait. So will my unborn kids. And theirs... And theirs... And theirs... And their dog, Spot... And my first age spot... And my first liver spot. And my "unathletic spot". #hollaifyahearme
The only reason i remember #1 the most from anything SS has done is cause he had peter williams under his wing and (forgot her name) over his other wing
I just imagine being an interviewer during his time in TNA: "Sooo... what's up next? Scott Steiner Promo?... Hey, intern, come here, I got a job for you!"
Pro wrestling is an art. And Scott Steiner is proof.
Pro wrestling is about maths. And Scott Steiner is prof.
Facts. Lol
I partying with him down in Myrtle...
Pro wrestling is art, and Scott Steiner is a dadaist masterpiece
Pro wrestling is art and Steiner is clay
Steiner math will never get old hahahahahaha
@MATIAS ALPINO BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Vmoouutreww we up pxxvbbnmmiioooioop
Hahahahhaha
They forgot "Hailing from Dunkin Donuts." From the great state of obesity." Team 3D!! during the ring announcer one.
Best one he did.
lol Bubba did not look pleased after thay🤣🤣
Best one by a long way 😂😂😂
Best one
Bubba Ray looked like he was gonna knife Scott for that promo 😂
Big Pappa Pump is just about as close you can come to comedy gold as it gets in Wrestling
Facts
@@Hard70 he does though university of michigan is a highly educated university lol that's what Scott claims but in all seriousness him and rick were amateur wrestlers in college that's why they were so good at professional wrestling truly one of the best tag teams in history in my opinion
@@Hard70 Hart Foundation, British Bulldogs, Road Warriors, Rock n Roll Express, Midnight Express, Free Birds, Von Erichs, Dudleys ... So many!
He's 66 2/3rds funnier than every else
Now we have Max Caster & MJF... comedy gold in wrestling modern day
"YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE GIRLS WHO LIKE ROMANCE, I'M GONNA TALK TO ALL MY FREAKS OUT THERE!"
The underrated and oft forgotten pocket of gold in the Steiner Match promo.
I love when Scotty stops his usual screaming promo style ring announcing to say "Both have...first names. I have no idea WHY..."😂😂😂
Him announcing the matches was so great lmao
That episode where the Main Event Mafia took over the show was one of the best ever.
I still maintain we need an official Impact shirt for Scotty that says "I HATE FAT ASSES!!!"
His ric flair roasting shoots was best thing for wcw in 2000.
More loose skin than a shar pei puppy!
"That vein is as big as your arm!" I can't get enough of Scott Steiner--I could listen to him rant all day! He is a RIOT!
obviously Steiner Math was gonna be number 1.
_"I've wrestled a lotta countries..."_
One of the few to have wrestled in North Korea.
I died🤣
In anyone can wrestle an actual country Scott Steiner.
@@AlexRod9646 Dats for true, dats for true.
He wrestled India in Ring ka King, look it up
Scott Steiner for this year's Impact Wrestling HOF.💪
Scott Steiner returns to Impact to reunite with his "family" Petey Williams and Jordynne Grace
The big bad booty daddy!! Broke Wilt Chamberlain's record. This is why you don't script promos you miss all the gold man!!
Exactly totally agree
How did Petey, Rhaka, and the interviewer (sorry, I wish I knew her name) not crack up laughing during Steiner Math? Kudos to them for keeping it together.
It definitely looked like Petey was trying to keep it together, but Rhaka and the interviewer, I don’t know how they kept a straight face lmao
Seems like it was retaken multiple times to the point they lost their laugh
Do you know yesterday was Scott Steiner birthday
Steiner is my dad
😊
WWF Attitude Era Now I know 🤪
There's nothing finer, than Scott Steiners 57th birthday
Dead Pool maybe yours. Certainly ain’t mine y’all
"You see my vein right there... It's as big as your arm."
Me: Can somebody help with my math homework
Steiner: If you take 4 then add 7 to it you will get your answer
More like, "if you have 4 apples and 6 apples, you have 10 apples, but Samoa Joe ain't got no apples, so you add that to your apples, and then the Big Bad Booty Daddy takes 50 apples, and you've got 5 and 3/4 apples."
Ya but he was genius, never failed to entertain 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
@@richieherlinger4545 BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
@@richieherlinger4545 then you add Kurt angle in mix, so your apples will go drastically down. Which means at sacrifice you will have no apples .
Petey deserves another X-Division title run. He’s still young, he’s the only original on the roster left, and he helps out a lot in the back.
He seems to enjoy what he is doing now. Plus he has nothing else to prove in the ring to me. He should be inducted into the Hall of Fame one day though. Same goes for guys like Sonjay Dutt, Abyss and Chris Sabin.
Yes!
It's crazy Petey Williams has been wrestling so long and is still relatively young. I'm happy to see him as a producer on the WWE now.
Jim Cornett and Scott Steiner are the two people in wrestling you never want to give a live mic to if you work for Standards and Practices, but if you’re a fan of wrestling they are the two best people to give a microphone to.
Scott Steiner
*Math Genius*
"You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice." - Scott Steiner
I'm dead
You're a legend
the numbers spell disaster 😂😂
The numbers don't lie 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice Lol gotta love Scotty
How did you guys pick 5? Should have just been every promo he did. Ever.
Steiner will always be the man!
Was hilarious when he called Petey "Make Believe Muscle" lol.
Some other funny promos, I don't remember them exactly, but the one he was talking and said something about the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor, and the one backstage where he said he was good at eeny meeny miney moe lol.
There’s more fr. The “Faaaatt Aeses” promo comes to mind lol.
U forgot the "I'm working off" segment
That picture looks like Orlando Jordan.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂
@@BLM_Big_Lipped_Marxist That made me laugh because I image you being some fat kid trash talking on internet.
6’6 340
😊
Oh and 38. Not a kid.
Looks like you had it ALL WRONG.
Anything else midget?
@@BLM_Big_Lipped_Marxist but I’m 7’5 475
-omas
Scott Steiner gave the best promos in the history of wrestling....
Scott Steiner helping kids with their math homework! 😂🤣😂🤣
Imagine being a math teacher who watched TNA and one of your students adds 'Kurt Angle' to the mix
The Steiner Bully segments were absolutely hilarious and legendary
I'm convinced Steiner was channeling himself into Bully Ray and somehow it worked
After The Fat Ass Samoa Joe Line... How did anyone kept a straight face , I would've lost it 😂🤣
Steiner is timeless wrestler and biggest badass in wrestling industry
5 wildest? EVERY PROMO SCOTT DOES IS WILD.
7:00 Rhaka Khan is really holding it in.😅😅😅😅😅
I could watch him as a ring announcer all day lol 😂 or just cut awesome promos 🎙💯
OMG Scott Steiner!! There will never be another one like him.
The best ever to give a promo hands down none other better then him
Flair and Iron Sheik.
Not exactly the best but all of his promos are comedic and intense in equal measure, they're a pure joy to listen to 😂
Steiner’s stance on the wall should be enough to get him a spot in trumps cabinet
*One of the best on the* 🎤
Steiner was platinum on the mic. I still remember the Bully Ray "9 days out of the week" backstage promo.
Big bad booty daddy. Lmao
Petey Williams face is priceless, like WTF are you talking about? Hahahahahaha
Happy Birthday, Scottie. His best promos are against Ric Flair. #bigpoppapump
Mr. Clean ain’t got nothing on your chrome dome.
You’re the winner.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@BLM_Big_Lipped_Marxist shine it for me
I got a cordless car wax polisher/buffer and a bottle of turtle wax.
Come over.
😊
Put Poppa and Petey Pump back together!!!
Y'know Steiner Math is gold when New Day has to remind us of it.
Numbers don't lie 😂😂😂
3:37 She looks at my Resume, and my qua.. Kongquest!
Fun fact: Number 1, the backstage reporter, her real name is Lauren Thompson, she’s an analyst on the Golf Channels morning show “Morning Drive”
is the interviewer in the #3 same with #1? advance thank you kind sir!
My favourite part of this whole video is when he mentions assholes from Canada and the small girl in the crowd behind him starts clapping
"But then you take my 75 per-chance chance of winning...."
kurt Angle, Booker T, Scott Steiner, RVD, Dudley Boyz, kevin Nash, Hulk Hogan, christian, billy Gunn, Rhyno, bobby rhode, mick foley, sting, matt morgan , scott hall, bg james, rick steiner, raven to just name a few wow TNA was something
Scott Steiner's promos are pure gold.
Whoever made this compilation, give that fella a raise.
A true Scholar.
Well he is from a highly educated university
0:50 People were talking about building a Mexican wall in 2009? O_O
Its noting new
always the best... always the bad ass !!!! The real legend !!!!
When Big Poppa Pump comes to town... All my Hoochies gather round!
I came out of Cambridge Uni with Steiner math
Scott can read when did this happen
This was not just uploaded by Impact's official channel.
“Both have first names, I have no idea why” made me laugh so hard. This dudes brain is built different
Should’ve uploaded this yesterday when it was Steiner’s birthday.
Steiner math is basically me explaining myself my own financial spending 🤣
I never knew a wrestler can be that great at mathematics 😂
Lol 🤣
Awesome and classic moments of Scott videos here...🤘🤘👍👍💪💪
Wait there was MORE gold in the Scott Steiner math promo???
Happy late birthday Scott Steiner
Scott Steiner was my math teacher and now I’m unemployed.
You read the title of the video and say to yourself "Steiner Math better be number 1"
The steiner brothers are in my top4 goat tag teams man, and Scott my second favorite wrestler
Happy belated birthday, big poppa pump!!!!
"God I hate fat asses!!" LMFAO!!
lmao at all the thyroid jokes
That's last one 😂😂😂
Scott Steiner, is the world’s best ring announcer.
The math promo is without a doubt the most important promo in TNA history
Loved his ring announcing
Thats scary to have that surgery man Steiner is a legend
I'm surprised they didn't include the promo calling Team 3D "Faaaat asses!"
that lashley promo is based and king as f***
Best promo in the BIZ-NESS!!! Lol
Very Underrated!!!!
LMFAOOOOOOOO @ mini poopa pump petey williams
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I think TNA used Scott Steiner better than WWE.
WWE almost buried all the original WCW Superstars when they bought the company.
they edited out the part where scott steiner said that obama had something to do with building the wall. people think that trump started the wall but they never knew that obama supported the wall
R-Truth pinned Carmella
Scott Steiner pinned Lashley's wife
Scott's a promo god
Okay Impact, find something wild Scott Steiner DIDN'T say.... I'll wait. So will my unborn kids. And theirs... And theirs... And theirs... And their dog, Spot... And my first age spot... And my first liver spot. And my "unathletic spot". #hollaifyahearme
The only reason i remember #1 the most from anything SS has done is cause he had peter williams under his wing and (forgot her name) over his other wing
Legendary
Lol that math tho
Big Poppa Pump- is the hook up- and a *LEGEND*
I just imagine being an interviewer during his time in TNA: "Sooo... what's up next? Scott Steiner Promo?... Hey, intern, come here, I got a job for you!"
I forget how funny he is sometimes
🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣 bravo Scott Steiner, thank God for this man LOL.
Every word out of this guys mouth is comedy 😂
*"66 & 2/3 chanc- percents"*
Scott Steiner is the reason the Bible was written
I would try calculating that last bit, but I’m bad at math