The Evidence - Slay the Princess

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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

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  • @eclipsicalbluestocking1182
    @eclipsicalbluestocking1182 Год назад +3278

    Hero: I don't want to kill the Princess.
    Narrator: Not to worry, you have a permit.
    Hero: ...this just says "I can do what I want."

    • @omulyanao2183
      @omulyanao2183 Год назад +325

      *some moments later*
      Narrator:I said slay her,don't lay her!
      Her:"I can do what i want!"

    • @MirrorOfEmotions
      @MirrorOfEmotions Год назад +100

      @@omulyanao2183
      The voice of passion: Ignore this guy and let's enjoy this time.
      Voice of Hero: Blushes.
      The player: *ignores narrator and has his fun.*
      Narrator: Sigh, fine. Then we do it the hard way.
      Suddenly there is a knife on the ground. In your passion you slip on it and somehow you two break your neck and die.
      Princess and player: you 🤬
      Narrator: you lose your cautious. Then, you are dead.

    • @lucas096br4
      @lucas096br4 Год назад +36

      @@MirrorOfEmotions The hands coming to the princess and then the real form of the princess to stomp the narrator in question: I BE POPPING bottles

    • @Kyumifun
      @Kyumifun Год назад +28

      "Well now i'm not doing anything"
      ~ contrarian

    • @KeyboardTarantula
      @KeyboardTarantula Год назад +23

      @@MirrorOfEmotions CHAPTER: II The Succubus
      The Cheated: "that arsehole!"

  • @axlcrash6712
    @axlcrash6712 Год назад +1682

    Skeptic: "You want to back it up with a source?"
    Narrator: "My source is I made it the fuck up!"

    • @AIIy3000
      @AIIy3000 6 месяцев назад +58

      Skeptic wants a work cited page 😂

    • @hughmarshall3299
      @hughmarshall3299 5 месяцев назад +13

      Nanomachines, son

  • @doogaminyu
    @doogaminyu Год назад +2120

    So Hero canonically has pockets

    • @ciarangallagher9330
      @ciarangallagher9330 Год назад +240

      They appeared when he needed evidence

    • @maxw799
      @maxw799 Год назад +79

      I'm pretty sure they're nude, too

    • @doogaminyu
      @doogaminyu Год назад +38

      sorry hero having pockets is whats true to my heart

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie Год назад +114

      Hey the guy’s a bird but he might wear cargo shorts

    • @Mr_sigmaballs
      @Mr_sigmaballs Год назад +14

      He keeps everything in his as-

  • @agentc7020
    @agentc7020 Год назад +1698

    Clearly I can see nothing wrong with his logic.

    • @thediam0nddrag0n78
      @thediam0nddrag0n78 Год назад +35

      Flawless logic

    • @josegaldamez6504
      @josegaldamez6504 Год назад +4

      I don't know why it's just only a little bit sususpicious, I just don't know whats so sus about it though.

    • @NicVandEmZ
      @NicVandEmZ Год назад +3

      @@josegaldamez6504 it’s because the evil is the narrator and he try’s to force your to do stuff you don’t want to do

    • @TheLongQuiet10
      @TheLongQuiet10 8 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@NicVandEmZI'm not entirely sure if the narrator is evil. It's more complicated than that

    • @official_basil
      @official_basil 6 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@TheLongQuiet10 yeah, matter of fact saving the world from a world ending threat (the heat death of the universe) is considered heroic by most. He just see killing death is better then everything that he loved, everyone he knew be gone. Now even thinking about more about his world be making without death is like the bible definition of haven "he will wipe away every tear from their eyes, and death shall be no more, neither shall there be mourning nor crying nor pain any more, for the former things have passed away. "
      (I don't know if that was intended but it weirdly fits)
      But many wont want to live forever so that why people see him as an bad guy. I see it more as of he did what he thinks is best may not be an fully an good thing but be doesn't really have an choice, snice you cant really talk death out of death.

  • @rukifellth2
    @rukifellth2 Год назад +645

    Well, the letter never said we had to SLAY her, only STOP her. Wink.

    • @EEErmine
      @EEErmine Год назад +90

      Did you just say wink out loud??

    • @UmbrisRegni
      @UmbrisRegni Год назад +35

      @@EEErmine naw, they typed it. :3

    • @EEErmine
      @EEErmine Год назад +33

      @@UmbrisRegni joke about what is said in the game

    • @Cinnaschticks
      @Cinnaschticks Год назад +43

      ​@@EEErmineNo. Wink.

  • @GNackers53
    @GNackers53 Год назад +1009

    I see no evidence of gaslighting what so ever. *Wink*

    • @HallowBro1
      @HallowBro1 Год назад +142

      *DID YOU JUST SAID "WINK" OUT LOUD??*

    • @GNackers53
      @GNackers53 Год назад +118

      You're just hearing/seeing things. *Wink*

    • @9ightdreamer
      @9ightdreamer Год назад +108

      ​@@HallowBro1
      _"No I didnt. _*_Wink."_*

    • @Kyumifun
      @Kyumifun Год назад +1

      Ignore this 🤡 and get going

  • @demsterclippy4252
    @demsterclippy4252 Год назад +838

    Haven't laughed this loudly in awhile. Love the humor in this game

  • @TGOArchive
    @TGOArchive Год назад +362

    Humor is unnecessarily funny in this game. The Razor is Gold.

    • @ikindajustexist520
      @ikindajustexist520 7 месяцев назад +20

      I understand your point that The Razor is the funniest route in the game, but I’d argue that The Razor is calcium instead.

  • @Starlight-Tale
    @Starlight-Tale Год назад +214

    Wait, this an actual scene in the game? *When I saw art of it, I assumed it was just a meme.*

  • @Joseph-cq3ij
    @Joseph-cq3ij Год назад +502

    I'm guessing that you've put the word "slay" in bold in the video's description because the evidence only says that we have to stop her - not slay her. Pretty neat to give us this bit to speculate on either way.

    • @KazeKoichi
      @KazeKoichi Год назад +85

      If Narrator forged this letter, he would write "slay." So you know the letter is legit.

    • @toolatetothestory
      @toolatetothestory Год назад +13

      CLEVER @@KazeKoichi

  • @victormagoco9752
    @victormagoco9752 Год назад +452

    For those who don’t know: this game is about a guy sent to kill a princess to save the world, you have a sentient narrator and different “voices” which represent aspects of your personality defined by your choices in the game, the princess is a supernatural being whose personality and appearance change depending on your choices, it has an ambiguous and vague plot involving time loops and reality manipulation

    • @aRandomFox00
      @aRandomFox00 Год назад +41

      Sounds like the devs were inspired by Disco Elysium. They have good taste.

    • @darkdragon5520
      @darkdragon5520 Год назад +54

      ⁠@@aRandomFox00They even reference "The Expression™️"

    • @KatsuhiroHebi
      @KatsuhiroHebi Год назад

      For those who don't know.... this asshole lives to spoil the plots.

    • @connortobin3775
      @connortobin3775 Год назад +52

      What on earth are you talking about? There are absolutely no time loops and no manipulation whatsoever :D

    • @asialsky
      @asialsky Год назад +17

      ​@@connortobin3775Correct, fellow human.

  • @mrmr_zoomie
    @mrmr_zoomie Год назад +80

    I don’t know why, but I found it quite interesting and nice that the hero isn’t (fully) human.

    • @thundercreeper96
      @thundercreeper96 Год назад +38

      Spoiler alert so don't expand the comment if you don't want to read it
      The hero is not human at all, in the ending it's revealed that both the hero and the princess are the gods of permanence and change (and the narrator created both of them apparently)

    • @maryukenwaves
      @maryukenwaves Год назад +15

      ​@@thundercreeper96actually the hero is merely a voice, a broken glass as the spectre version mentions. We, the bird, are the real God that was made alongside the princess

  • @banann_ducc
    @banann_ducc Год назад +36

    The protag has pockets but no pants

    • @-Commit-arson-
      @-Commit-arson- 10 месяцев назад +18

      The evidence is just shoved into his bird fluff
      He is quite fluffy after all

    • @Elliyan4
      @Elliyan4 5 месяцев назад +3

      its shoved in the pockets of reality, whenever theres a hole its a new pocket

    • @snoozymac2377
      @snoozymac2377 5 месяцев назад +2

      Not circumcised.

  • @a_angry_bunny
    @a_angry_bunny Год назад +38

    In hindsight maybe we should have been more specific on what evidence we need.

  • @benjaminarnold51
    @benjaminarnold51 6 месяцев назад +33

    "Princess will end the world"
    Source: Bro, trust me.

  • @themadgay
    @themadgay Год назад +54

    Seems legit to me.

  • @Briselance
    @Briselance 6 месяцев назад +5

    00:40
    Oh, my! What a compelling piece of evidence, I say!😂🤣

  • @williammorahan4907
    @williammorahan4907 Год назад +42

    The story’s evolving.

  • @thatonedude977
    @thatonedude977 Год назад +168

    Narrator it has been several runs you still owe me a explination as to why i have to kill the princess
    The narrator: fuck off

  • @shawnlord3419
    @shawnlord3419 6 месяцев назад +13

    Cosmic gaslighting is crazy

  • @Señor-Donjusticia
    @Señor-Donjusticia Год назад +236

    Apparently the Hero has chicken scratch handwriting.

  • @jackzx13
    @jackzx13 6 месяцев назад +3

    I mean, if you know the plot, you can understand why he can't tell you more.

  • @IronVigilante451
    @IronVigilante451 11 месяцев назад +14

    The Narrator updated the autopsy report

  • @AstroidWanderer
    @AstroidWanderer Год назад +6

    I have a headcanon that the MC is actually mute in person and that’s why his selves all sound a little different from each other and why he’s given options but doesn’t say them aloud.

  • @Señor-Donjusticia
    @Señor-Donjusticia Год назад +33

    Whelp, I’m convinced.

  • @pokenerd265
    @pokenerd265 Год назад +29

    what pockets. the MC does not have clothes.wHAT POCKETS,NARRATOR

    • @dundun26
      @dundun26 6 месяцев назад +6

      the reality is what we believe it to be

    • @snoozymac2377
      @snoozymac2377 5 месяцев назад +1

      Not circumcised

  • @PsychoticBear
    @PsychoticBear 6 месяцев назад +18

    "This sign won't stop me because I can't read."

  • @humanbean8699
    @humanbean8699 11 месяцев назад +24

    The magnus archives is a podcast

  • @thefourpointedstar4928
    @thefourpointedstar4928 Год назад +47

    We have pants?

    • @cottonheads
      @cottonheads Год назад +14

      i don't think so
      mc thigh ins feathery, i assume it's just wedged in there

    • @thefourpointedstar4928
      @thefourpointedstar4928 Год назад +10

      @@cottonheads I mean... They said we have *pockets* So... I mean-- The Mc *is* "Bird like" but the idea of that is upsetting.

    • @tristankadow3756
      @tristankadow3756 Год назад +15

      I assumed we were a dragon
      Normal story
      Hero saves the world
      Princess needs to be rescued
      Dragon needs to be killed
      Slay the Princess
      Dragon saves the world
      Hero needs to be rescued
      Princess needs to be killed

    • @cottonheads
      @cottonheads Год назад +3

      @@tristankadow3756 i guess, yeah, 4 limbs, never mentioned, since we're bird-man we just have to assume we have wings and i think that does classifies as a dragon!

    • @ultimaterecoil1136
      @ultimaterecoil1136 Год назад +3

      Guys we are clearly just a kangaroo crow hybrid nothing fancy

  • @thepicklemanofficial9907
    @thepicklemanofficial9907 6 месяцев назад +4

    Are we not gonna talk about how this means our character has pockets? What kind of clothes are we wearing? do we wear pants, shorts, jeans?

  • @Lost-Kid
    @Lost-Kid Год назад +27

    this should have been in the game.

    • @Lost-Kid
      @Lost-Kid Год назад +3

      @@Kyumifun wait really? I have never seen this in anyone's playthrough though

    • @EEErmine
      @EEErmine Год назад

      @@Kyumifun which route?

    • @redbush5483
      @redbush5483 Год назад +16

      It’s whichever one you get the Skeptic in chapter 2 (not three as the terrain looks normal) so try every chapter 2 until you find the septic then mess with the dialogue

    • @EEErmine
      @EEErmine Год назад +1

      @@redbush5483 oh okay

    • @guarana-suquinho
      @guarana-suquinho Год назад +8

      ​@@EEErmine This should be the prisoner route.

  • @nerdywolverine8640
    @nerdywolverine8640 6 месяцев назад +3

    i loved this part

  • @megadrivecar_
    @megadrivecar_ Месяц назад +1

    Official account posted this.
    Now this is marketing

  • @BlueBoxRevan
    @BlueBoxRevan 6 месяцев назад +2

    What's in your pockets PRECIOUS?!?

  • @Probablyacowtbh
    @Probablyacowtbh 6 месяцев назад +3

    I'm on your side. Also, I need your wallet for...reasons.

  • @godlyvex5543
    @godlyvex5543 Год назад +17

    spoilers
    the note is actually true

    • @TheLongQuiet10
      @TheLongQuiet10 8 месяцев назад +1

      The narrator was right all along...

  • @al1_m0uthwash1ng
    @al1_m0uthwash1ng 5 месяцев назад +1

    that's a lot of words, to bad i ain't readin' em'
    or
    i like your big words, magic man

  • @joshua.kooiman
    @joshua.kooiman 11 месяцев назад +3

    i have slay the princess on my console, and im going to tell you how you can get the "Evidence". 1 go to the cabin. 2 take the blade. 3 choose to drop the blade. 4 talk to her and go upstairs. 5 the door will be locked when you go upstairs to search for a key. 6 go down stairs and save the princess. 7 when the narrorator uses his words to drive your body into killing the princess, scroll down the options and warn her. 8 after that, scroll down again and click resist. 9 the princess will take the blade and kill you. 10. CHAPTER 2 the prisoner. you will have the voice of the sceptic. 11 when you wake back up, tell the narrorator that you have been here before and ask him the long qeustion with "Whats the point of doing anything?" 12 after the dialogue of that question, you can ask the the narrorator the question lets talk about this princess. 13 after all questions, the narrorator will say "Check your pockets." and then you can get the envelope!!! i have the game myself, so you can trust me. THIS IS NOT CAP.

    • @lolkin3k
      @lolkin3k 4 месяца назад

      Why do you keep saying: "narrorator"?
      Is that like a meme or something?
      (Btw it should be narrator not narrorator)

  • @KabegamiTheGreat
    @KabegamiTheGreat 6 месяцев назад +3

    How did humans create a god instead of becoming gods themselves?

  • @MisterBear19
    @MisterBear19 Год назад +2

    I love this game

  • @AidanBueling
    @AidanBueling Месяц назад +1

    Dude have you SEEN what the Dragon looks like? HOW does that thing have pockets.

  • @yuranhou1952
    @yuranhou1952 2 месяца назад

    Still waiting until eternity on my account.

  • @1Maklak
    @1Maklak Год назад +6

    Seems legit.

  • @truthboom
    @truthboom 29 дней назад

    The Evidence is more Solid than Real Life God(Earth Version)

  • @eclipsicalbluestocking1182
    @eclipsicalbluestocking1182 Год назад +8

    Was this cut from the final game? I haven't found it.

    • @KatrineO-e3u
      @KatrineO-e3u Год назад +13

      Nope, it appears in the Prisoner route if you prod at the narrator at the beginning of chapter 2!

  • @themessage7605
    @themessage7605 Год назад +1

    Huh. That is most literally evidence

  • @MisterCake
    @MisterCake 6 месяцев назад +2

    sheesh, paranoid much?
    oh wait. we haven't gotten to that part yet

  • @GengUpinIpin
    @GengUpinIpin 2 месяца назад

    Is there a species of a bird that has pockets?

    • @AidanBueling
      @AidanBueling Месяц назад

      I mean, from The Princess and the Dragon, who the hell knows with that thing's anatomy?

    • @GengUpinIpin
      @GengUpinIpin Месяц назад

      @@AidanBueling ah, so first he had schrödinger's birb beak, and now its the pockets

  • @InternetBirbo
    @InternetBirbo 10 месяцев назад +9

    For a god, the main character has some messy handwriting.

  • @bendysans1473
    @bendysans1473 7 месяцев назад

    I didn't get any of that when i asked for evidence
    How'd ya do this?

    • @lolkin3k
      @lolkin3k 4 месяца назад +1

      It's in prisoner route chapter 2 after you question the Narrator and after the questions ask him for the evidence
      (I haven't done this myself someone on the internet said this do I guess I'm gonna trust them.)

  • @insertname1883
    @insertname1883 Год назад +3

    Was this in the game?

  • @philipliao4006
    @philipliao4006 2 месяца назад

    Wait, we have pockets? And our handwriting is genuinely that bad?

  • @Not_ari.._.._.._.._.._84
    @Not_ari.._.._.._.._.._84 4 месяца назад

    How do u get this?

  • @acezxv
    @acezxv 6 месяцев назад +2

    Man, he wrote like a kindergartener. The princess wouldn’t probably know how to write so cheers to harpy guy

    • @reubensalter8125
      @reubensalter8125 3 месяца назад +1

      Hey don't diss bit man's unique writing style, it's his, and no one can take it away from him. Not even the narrator. 😂
      Also, being serious, the princess _would_ know how to write if we believed she could.

  • @tyronward3755
    @tyronward3755 Год назад +13

    Narrator is bad