Hittite Jumpscare (DELUXE VERSION)

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  • Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024

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  • @gobbleguk
    @gobbleguk Год назад +648

    Alexander stopped the jump scares by hellenizing the anatolians

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад +50

      They were already hellenic but nice comment

    • @Qwerka
      @Qwerka Год назад

      @@shazamnegroid7379 they werent, also the background music is sumerian

    • @cottton
      @cottton Год назад +33

      Then the ottomans came and jumpscared the hellenism out of anatolians

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад +13

      @@cottton The ottomans were hellenic aswell

    • @averagehater4761
      @averagehater4761 Год назад +3

      @@shazamnegroid7379 i love greece but youre wrong bro it's armenian

  • @alejandroz1198
    @alejandroz1198 Год назад +259

    Another day, another recommendation of this. Another day I mindlessly watch it

  • @halt4565
    @halt4565 Год назад +224

    bro really went "Oudereeeeeyaaaaaaah"

  • @JS-gc7kf
    @JS-gc7kf Год назад +81

    The Sea Peoples, Kaskas, and the Assyrians had enough of the Hittite Jumpscares that they made their own to use against them and won.

  • @Calystarinakarimatunisa
    @Calystarinakarimatunisa Год назад +70

    Jokes aside, it was actual jumpscare to me💀

  • @iithebaconhairdude5105
    @iithebaconhairdude5105 Год назад +45

    I legit got jumpscared

  • @hondaaccord1399
    @hondaaccord1399 Год назад +7

    History class when I'm 20 assignments behind and really can't handle learning a new unit:

  • @heroicdog2824
    @heroicdog2824 Год назад +6

    Average Balkan discussion

  • @kinzo_kun122
    @kinzo_kun122 Год назад +15

    Finally, a deluxe version

  • @popsei6
    @popsei6 Год назад +15

    As an Anatolian, i can confirm it is scary

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад +2

      Are you kurdish?

    • @onetruesavior69
      @onetruesavior69 Год назад

      ​​@@shazamnegroid7379 It's a trap! Never say you're a Kurd or 2nd and 3rd prize winners in international racism online will attack you.

    • @makimaninkopegi3845
      @makimaninkopegi3845 Год назад

      ​@@shazamnegroid7379 kurds are iranian has nothing to do with Anarolia never been in Anatolia even today they not living in any old hitite land.

    • @tezcanaslan2877
      @tezcanaslan2877 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@shazamnegroid7379no i am gayreek

    • @unknownmf2599
      @unknownmf2599 8 месяцев назад

      Kurds are not Anatolid people lol@@shazamnegroid7379

  • @Fieselerstorch114
    @Fieselerstorch114 Год назад +5

    The Egyptian on their way to counter the Hittite jumpscare and record a battle in Qadesh that soon forgotten by world:

  • @bilmzocaqverdi7587
    @bilmzocaqverdi7587 Год назад +35

    I think that Hittite more scary than Greek

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад +5

      the hittites were greek

    • @bilmzocaqverdi7587
      @bilmzocaqverdi7587 Год назад +1

      @@shazamnegroid7379 they were one of the Indoeuropean people. According you I can say that Hittites were Persian

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад +2

      @@bilmzocaqverdi7587 Indoeuropean is a family group. i can give you evidence as to how and why they were greek but i've already said enough in the other comments.

    • @bilmzocaqverdi7587
      @bilmzocaqverdi7587 Год назад

      @@shazamnegroid7379 I know it. They are from one family but not the same. Like brothers

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад +2

      @@bilmzocaqverdi7587 they called themselves brothers

  • @makimaninkopegi3845
    @makimaninkopegi3845 Год назад +2

    Anatolian and hellenic languages are completely different. Before Alexander Anatolia wasnt greek except coastline

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад +2

      the coastline was where the most population lived in because it had all the tiltable land and it wasn't mountains but still. the anatolians had a different language but they were genetically greek. they refered to the greeks as brothers in blood and they are genetically related to eachother. they just had a different language that was influenced by other middle eastern countries like babylonia and phonecia

  • @midloran
    @midloran Год назад +7

    Can't wait to play Five Centuries at Sumer "FCaS"

  • @Alpha1918
    @Alpha1918 Год назад +4

    Don’t know why everyone bringing up the Greek thing, the map highlights central Anatolia, which is where they lived.

  • @Barry.Age63
    @Barry.Age63 Год назад +3

    Does anyone else think that the Bronze Age always had some kind of ambience to it?

  • @karayigitnijerya
    @karayigitnijerya Год назад +77

    who said hittite is greek

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад +4

      history

    • @imperitalica
      @imperitalica Год назад +25

      No, with for zencigot: no one said the Hittite is Greek.
      For Shazamnerigod: Hittite was not Greek

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад +1

      @@imperitalica then what was it?

    • @imperitalica
      @imperitalica Год назад +33

      @@shazamnegroid7379 It was an Indo-European ethnicity: the Anatolians

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад +5

      @@imperitalica anatolia is greek.

  • @Fan_Of_Things6876
    @Fan_Of_Things6876 7 месяцев назад +1

    Bro I’m in the hospital now 😤

  • @1batarfi
    @1batarfi Год назад +13

    The Hittites are not Greeks, Anatolians, Turks or Arabs. They are Albanians 💪💪💪🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад

      Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, ancient albania.

    • @WaltuhGaming1
      @WaltuhGaming1 Год назад +9

      Common Albania W 💪 🇦🇱

    • @sahelan_thropus
      @sahelan_thropus Год назад +1

      No. They are ROMANIAN 🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

    • @hotdog4201
      @hotdog4201 Год назад

      I don't know .

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад

      @@hotdog4201 this is supposed to be satire

  • @henrykkeszenowicz4664
    @henrykkeszenowicz4664 9 месяцев назад +1

    Hittite: Atta(father)
    Turkish: Ata(father).
    Anatolians being Anatolian.

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  9 месяцев назад +1

      Turks just stealing the native language, because they were too tribal to develop their own.

    • @AnatolianWarrior-l8i
      @AnatolianWarrior-l8i 25 дней назад

      ​@@shazamnegroid7379are u greek😂

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  25 дней назад

      @@AnatolianWarrior-l8i Have you've considered whether the answer to your question would be of any relevance?

  • @daviddewford8862
    @daviddewford8862 Год назад +20

    Hittites are Indo-europeans lol. They spoke Hittite Language,which belongs to the Anatolian family of Languages

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад +1

      Your point?

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад +1

      Pick one, are the hittites indo-european or are they anatolian.

    • @tomjaap2933
      @tomjaap2933 Год назад +14

      @@shazamnegroid7379 Anatolians are indo-european so your sentence makes zero sense

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад

      @@tomjaap2933 Indo-European is not an ethnicity, Greeks were also indoeuropean

    • @EzioAuditoreDaFirenze99
      @EzioAuditoreDaFirenze99 Год назад +3

      @@shazamnegroid7379 but hittites weren't greeks. That's like saying iriquois are mayan cos they are native american.

  • @bugraozturk
    @bugraozturk 6 месяцев назад +1

    my ancestor

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  6 месяцев назад

      Hello Armenian man!

    • @bugraozturk
      @bugraozturk 6 месяцев назад

      @@shazamnegroid7379 Hittites are not Armenians. Armenians are not Anatolian either.

    • @AnatolianWarrior-l8i
      @AnatolianWarrior-l8i 25 дней назад

      ​@@shazamnegroid7379you must be kidding .😂 he is turkish read his name

  • @dummy___
    @dummy___ Год назад +2

    All the time i get recommended this I always read: H*tler jumpscare but only now I see that it is a hittie jumpscare

  • @hypersp3ce596
    @hypersp3ce596 Год назад +15

    Hittites ain’t greek lmao

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад

      Then what were they?

    • @hypersp3ce596
      @hypersp3ce596 Год назад +8

      @@shazamnegroid7379 they we’re native anatolian people not greek

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад

      @@hypersp3ce596 How many times do i have to say that anatolian is not an ethnicity? Anatolian is a subcategory of greek. The only difference is culture and language. Just like pontic greek or southern italian.

    • @bambus3095
      @bambus3095 Год назад +1

      @@shazamnegroid7379 Hittites are Indo European, are you disabled or smth? Do you live in a Cave in India?

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад

      @@bambus3095 Indo European is a family, not an ethnicity. It is like saying that somaliland is not somalian because its african. Greeks are indo european aswell. Instead of calling me a cave roma how about you do one google search.

  • @mr.grenade9497
    @mr.grenade9497 Год назад +2

    0:09 lumpscare warnink

  • @vadaa4
    @vadaa4 Год назад +2

    my dude ohw to do a not claiming any ancient civilization's history (impossible)

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад +1

      I understand your attempts at humor but i simply do not find them entertaining.

  • @omarfarooqkalson1505
    @omarfarooqkalson1505 10 месяцев назад +1

    Why this sculpture looks so cute

  • @user-bb4gv7gw2e
    @user-bb4gv7gw2e 10 месяцев назад +1

    Me when iron:

  • @smirartdigitalarts3387
    @smirartdigitalarts3387 Год назад +2

    bro be like 😳

  • @msndos6056
    @msndos6056 10 месяцев назад +1

    Hitite VIP jumpscare😂

  • @rodolfogarcia587
    @rodolfogarcia587 Год назад +2

    What Is the song playing underground in this video?

  • @icelock8895
    @icelock8895 Год назад +14

    author literally stole the meme then started bragging in comments
    at this point it's just embarrassing

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад +3

      Corroborate and stop being turkish

    • @referee64
      @referee64 Год назад +9

      @@shazamnegroid7379 "corroborate" 💀

    • @kiwuuspurr1927
      @kiwuuspurr1927 Год назад

      @@shazamnegroid7379 weird-ass fuckin donkey

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад +1

      @@kiwuuspurr1927 Hey fella, swell ad hominem. But now you got the whole hellenic einsatzgruppen laughing.

  • @simpleoblox
    @simpleoblox 9 месяцев назад +1

    huh yo wheres the jumpscare AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @Qwerka
    @Qwerka Год назад +4

    the background music is sumerian?

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад +1

      yes

    • @Qwerka
      @Qwerka Год назад

      @@shazamnegroid7379 put hittite music

    • @rodolfogarcia587
      @rodolfogarcia587 Год назад

      @@shazamnegroid7379 excuse me What is the song playing in the background in this video?

    • @znowu_a
      @znowu_a Год назад +1

      @@rodolfogarcia587 The epic of gilgamesh

  • @BodhiDecker
    @BodhiDecker 22 дня назад

    What’s going on in Sumer?

  • @Boxart
    @Boxart Год назад +1

    Man, I really misread the caption

  • @DefinitelyNotHidan
    @DefinitelyNotHidan 9 месяцев назад +1

    For some reason. I thought the title said "Hitle jumpscare" 💀

  • @yoshiohanafusa
    @yoshiohanafusa Год назад +2

    i thought it said hitler jumpscade

  • @ksprmr
    @ksprmr Год назад +2

    what kind of song is that?

  • @max64358
    @max64358 Год назад

    hittites spoke a different language, came from a different place, had a different culture, and they even fought against the greeks. how are they the same?

  • @ReturnTheSlab_OrSufferMyCurse
    @ReturnTheSlab_OrSufferMyCurse Месяц назад

    What the hell is the music in it though?

  • @vanessalaplaige8806
    @vanessalaplaige8806 Год назад

    That statue has seem things worse than your wildest imagination

  • @prehistoricblackroast
    @prehistoricblackroast Год назад +5

    bro got his history degree from instagram meme pages and quora

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад

      Nah

    • @prehistoricblackroast
      @prehistoricblackroast Год назад

      @@shazamnegroid7379 yah

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад

      @@prehistoricblackroast So chronically online it took me 7 hours to respond.

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад

      @@prehistoricblackroast Instead of using ad hominems and strawmen go fix your life projecting greek.

    • @prehistoricblackroast
      @prehistoricblackroast Год назад

      @@shazamnegroid7379 and crying and shitting tears in comments section with more than 50 replied 💀 i would have taken a break of 7 hours too if i got THIS roasted

  • @DemoniteBL
    @DemoniteBL 9 месяцев назад +1

    OH MY GOD HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @El-RaShahzad
    @El-RaShahzad Год назад +1

    What is that beautiful song?

  • @muraschneider9665
    @muraschneider9665 Год назад +1

    OOHHHHH, Is "Hittite". Ok, ok

  • @bonkozvogdan777
    @bonkozvogdan777 Год назад +1

    Why he has blue eyes

  • @rigo1124
    @rigo1124 Год назад +2

    Te Assyrian kingdom is not gonna like this one 😤😤😤

  • @vintinoo1924
    @vintinoo1924 Год назад +4

    It takes 5 sec to find out the Hittites were Greek.

  • @footballismylife941
    @footballismylife941 Год назад +1

    only 1350 bce kids understand this

  • @JakeDaCoolKid123
    @JakeDaCoolKid123 7 месяцев назад

    Omg!!!!! It hittite!!!!!*

  • @conangaming2156
    @conangaming2156 Год назад +1

    Hittites are from the Middle East, not Southern Europe.

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад

      what do regions have to do with ethnicities?

    • @conangaming2156
      @conangaming2156 Год назад +1

      @@shazamnegroid7379 they were ethnically Middle Eastern.
      Not European.
      Yes, there was a lot of Greeks in Anatolia at the time (still a fair few now), but they had nothing to do with the Hittites.

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад

      @@conangaming2156 middle eastern is also not an ethnicity, stop confusing regions with ethnicities. the hittites were indoeuropean greeks

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад

      @@conangaming2156 the hittites referred to the greek citystates as brothers and hated other middle eastern countries

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад

      @@conangaming2156 there was a study that found relations between thracian greeks and the hittites

  • @isovvv
    @isovvv Месяц назад

    udrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

  • @pogiierkorkmaz3886
    @pogiierkorkmaz3886 Год назад

    song?

  • @sametucar9544
    @sametucar9544 9 месяцев назад +1

    😆😆😆

  • @LavaMinecraftRussia
    @LavaMinecraftRussia Год назад +1

    0:08

  • @CT7056
    @CT7056 Год назад

    Hudrehea.

  • @xilentjay4298
    @xilentjay4298 26 дней назад +1

    reported

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  26 дней назад

      Good luck, brother. May god bring you upon us in the day of judgement.

  • @marotvorec
    @marotvorec Год назад +2

    Turkish History*

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад

      What does turkey have to do with the hittites?

    • @latahzen949
      @latahzen949 Год назад

      @@shazamnegroid7379 Turkish have %50-60 Hittite DNA, and %40-50 Turkic DNA, we are the grandsons of Hittite and nomadic Turk

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад

      @@latahzen949 There is no thing such as hittite DNA, there is little to no turkic DNA in turkey and that is proven by DNA tests; the anatolian DNA you claim to have is greek DNA (they got banned in turkey for this exact reason) Could you give me some sources for your turkish propaganda?

    • @bblunder
      @bblunder Год назад +1

      @@shazamnegroid7379 Bro doesn't knows any shit about neither history or DNA but speaks like he knows everything. Top level ignorance

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  Год назад

      @@bblunder Instead of using ad hominems how about you read a book.

  • @rodolfogarcia587
    @rodolfogarcia587 Год назад

    Cual es la canción que se escucha de fondo?

    • @znowu_a
      @znowu_a Год назад

      Botorai - Rastak

    • @znowu_a
      @znowu_a Год назад

      jk the epic of gilgamesh

    • @Quinti22
      @Quinti22 Год назад

      la epica de gilgamesh en sumerio, literalmente estas escuchando algo que se escribio hace mas de 4000 años

  • @netanyahu-123-fart
    @netanyahu-123-fart Год назад

    Do Mehmed II Jumpscare

  • @mayorgeorge6007
    @mayorgeorge6007 Год назад

    AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

  • @mrtrollnator123
    @mrtrollnator123 Год назад +3

    Hittites weren't greek

  • @ServantoftheDivine1701
    @ServantoftheDivine1701 Год назад

    Like #999

  • @Solotocius
    @Solotocius 7 месяцев назад

    They larped as Hattians (the true Anatolians)

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  7 месяцев назад

      The ""Turks""?

    • @Solotocius
      @Solotocius 7 месяцев назад

      @@shazamnegroid7379 Hattians were indigenous to Anatolia

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  7 месяцев назад

      Anatolian is not an ethnicity, its a regional identity.@@Solotocius

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379  7 месяцев назад +1

      It is the same as if one called Serbians- Balkans- instead of Slavs.@@Solotocius

    • @Solotocius
      @Solotocius 7 месяцев назад

      @@shazamnegroid7379 well, in that case, every long-term settler of Anatolia is Anatolian.

  • @Solotocius
    @Solotocius 7 месяцев назад

    OP is legit deluded wtf

  • @ednaldopereiradavenezuela4735
    @ednaldopereiradavenezuela4735 Год назад

    Americans