This is so freaking uncomfortable... Go to sleep, you're tired XD The worst thing about feeling maternal towards a character... You know adolescence is a thing XD
Graven Wolf yeah... but the thing is, is he can’t. Jin told him he literally can’t beat her. But maybe someone else cause she said HE can’t, not period.
@@martom_x9977 Your opinion is up for debate also, The god of light didn't say "Ozpin goal was to defeat Salem", he said Ozpins goal "was to unite humanity".
Goddess Salem well your opinion is as well. We don’t know how the series is going to end, but there are different ways. And the gods knew what path Salem would go down towards, and that’s why they brought back Ozma so he could fix it. But now, Salem wants to destroy when Ozpin’s goal is to reunite. So they’re working against eachother.
Me before watching this video: 'This will be a serious and thoughtful discussion about a series I love. Me after watching this video: Oh my God, well, I certainly wasn't expecting that.
Oscar: Who's going to love the scary grim Lady Oz, who?🤔 Ozpin / Ozma: well about that.......😏 Oscar: oh by the gods Oz that's just wrong.😱 Ozpin/Ozma: What it won't be you it'll mostly be me in control anyways. Oscar: by the gods no, means no ! Salem: mind if I cut in boys.😍 Ozpin/ozma and Oscar: oh shit here we go again. Oscar: realizing that they both said it at the same time or thought it at the same time, (God damn it Oz!)
I know this theory was about Oscar, but now thanks to it i see Salem as an "Ara Ara" character...and the more I think of it the more sense it makes that she is now in Atlas😂
Im just chilling on my bed, i watch you on a normal, i saw video in recommendations, clicked on it. Here I am, a blushing mess. Idk if I should say thank you or ew... from my pfp, you can clearly see I love Oscar, but *shivers* eww...
I just realized something. Salem is based off of the wicked witch of the west from Wizard Of Oz right? How did she die again? Melted from WATER! Salem got her powers from WATER! What if the way they beat her is by putting her back in the pool. What if the same thing that made her powerful is the same thing that takes it away? I think that would be really cool and poetic. Besides, Oscar/Ozpin still have magic, so they could like get a bucket, enchant it with different kinds of magic and then that would kill her. This may just be me spitballing, but I think it would be cool. Anyone else?
So Oscar can defeat Salem by doing the fuck dance......... I think the quarantine is getting to you dude. The way you kept dancing around saying it out right was kinda funny tho.
*After the Volume 8 Episode 4: Fault.* Oz(ma)pin: Stay calm Oscar, she starts off rough. The safe-word and phrase is "my cane is broken." Oscar: Wait what-...*que violent magical torture at the hands of Salem.*
You know, something I've wondered about The specifics of the Ozma mind-melding process What determines whose voice the next iteration hears in their head after the previous one dies? Why does Oscar hear the hundreds of Ozma's combined as the very last one, Ozpin, rather than the original Ozma? Was Ozpin as we knew him at the beginning of the series behaving like his own self, like Ozma taking over, or like an Ozpin already melded into the collective? Did one iteration pass between the King of Vale Ozma and the Ozpin Ozma, or more? Has Oz never melded with a child before? How long does a reincarnation take typically if approximately half a year was considered "so soon" by Tyrian and "already" by Leo? What determines whether the melding is complete, like... well we've actually never witnessed a complete melding... or partial, like with the God-King and the Inventor dude with the silver-eyed kids?
this is an absolutely hilarious video, and wow your mind can be dark. anyway, maybe you should do a serious video about this same topic but since he has access to all Ozpin's memories, in all seriousness, maybe Salem has a legit weakness that Ozpin never realized that Oscar can formulate.
2:40 that's assuming in Remnant the legal age of consent is 18, for all we know it could be 17, 20 or some other age. 5:05 and that's also assuming Oscar got access to all the memories, and I do mean all, for we know he could only have access to Ozma's memories to Ozpin's semblance. 5:10 speaking of the memories, maybe for Oscar to gain access, certian conditions have to be met.
Oscar gonna give Salem the cane 😹. Edited to add: I don’t think Glinda will mind the whole oz and Salem thing ... judging from volume 2, she’s been gettin the metal staff from iron daddy for a while now ...
I’m pretty sure that since it was a really long time ago, Oz might have forgotten those “details” And also, everyone has got to have a dirty side to their mind And....... ty for making my night :)
Oh my. Roflmao. It was only a matter of time before someone talked about Oscar boning Salem. Thank you @Phoenix/Night. You just made my whole day. 😂😂😂😂😂
This is the funniest and most uncomfortable thing I’ve watched in forever 😂😂😂
I realized what he meant when he brought up the four children im traumatize now
master gamer leither nothing’s worse than you’re parents/ family are talking a about stuff like this so it not as bad😅
Same
Right
Yes, same thing!
You know the old saying “Sometimes you got to sacrifice the farm boy to the immortal demon queen to win a war”.
"The power has already lost her flower" Best inside joke metaphor ever!
*Salem has left the chat*
Phoenix’s quarantine theories
Episode 1: Will Oscar give Salem the pipe?
He'll give her the cane, if ya catch my drift
Then once Salem’s post orgasm he’ll rewind time and do it again just like Goofy
@@Salemwaaa you sir are a genius
My poor innocent sweet child who isn't so innocent because of Oz.
Oscar is stuck with cursed memories.
(good video, i had a good laugh)
Cursed memories indeed, my friend.
In a few years, Salem's gonna be taking Oscar's "Pine".
Why does this feel like a "The talk" documentary from the 80's?
itss at 69 dont wanna like
I mean they did state that he would inherit his "muscle memory" now ima go on a limb here and say he'll inherit some form of it, if ya catch my drift
yes officer, this comment right here
@@Le_Fenix all I'm saying is that he already had the muscle memory but now I'm betting he knows when to use it
And we've already seen that Oscar is a fast learner
Ayo-
@@PhoenixNight should I be concerned about this?
Cinnamon roll is putting it mildly
This video is cursed. This video is cursed and I love that you've published this.
This is so freaking uncomfortable... Go to sleep, you're tired XD
The worst thing about feeling maternal towards a character... You know adolescence is a thing XD
Rule 34,
The official sponcer of this exact video
the title made my brain go into cardiac arrest.
(edit: i came here to have a good time but i'm honestly feeling very attacked right now)
“Corrupted mind” 😅
I haven’t even watched it yet but this comment section already killing me lmao
Oscar: OH GOD! WHY THAT MEMORY?!
Ozma: dude, your 18
OSCAR: I I DID NOT WANT TO KNOW THAT!
Wrong! he want to know that XD
Convert Emerald and let her and Oscar's imagination go wild with her semblance
You were 10 months too early 😂
@@hannahdupar8181 I'm unappreciated in my time.....
Stop it. I'm done with you. Go outside.
Have you not seen the fan-made ruby thought series Oscar said "If it's the sacrifice Oscar to the lioness plan I am NOT ok with this.
I really love the Neo ones
OMG, dude😂 I'm crying inside because of this video. WHY😂😂😂
If Oscar brings up those memories and "skills" at any point in time, Salem may destroy humanity long before the show ends.
I did not need to think about Oscar having memories of "doing it" with Salem, but thanks anyway.
This video is pure 24k GOLD
Now if only Oscar was that pure again
“THE POWER HAS LOST HER FLOWER” NO IM SORRY REN WILL NOT HAVE PREMARITAL HAND HOLDING THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS FOR LIE REN
Nora reaches for Ren's hand, he screeches and jumps back, pointing at her with horror on his face.
This hiatus is some harder than others XD
IM ONLY AT 1:35 AND IM CRYING “THE FLOWER HAS ALREADY LOST HER POWER” SENT ME SO DAMN FAR DJSJAHWHEHHDHAI
Phoenix Night: Is by far the best RWBY Channel
Also Phoenix Night: Makes a whole video about Oscar Boning Salem.
Nice theory but if Ozpin knew of Salem's weakness he would have defeated her a long time ago.
Graven Wolf yeah... but the thing is, is he can’t. Jin told him he literally can’t beat her. But maybe someone else cause she said HE can’t, not period.
@@martom_x9977 No nobody can defeat her, there is no strength in victory. Only Salem can defeat herself when she learns the meaning of life and death.
Goddess Salem that’s up to debate, because it is Ozma’s goal to beat Salem. The gods put him to the task so he can fully die.
@@martom_x9977 Your opinion is up for debate also, The god of light didn't say "Ozpin goal was to defeat Salem", he said Ozpins goal "was to unite humanity".
Goddess Salem well your opinion is as well. We don’t know how the series is going to end, but there are different ways. And the gods knew what path Salem would go down towards, and that’s why they brought back Ozma so he could fix it. But now, Salem wants to destroy when Ozpin’s goal is to reunite. So they’re working against eachother.
If this ends up being canon, you should cosplay a member of team RWBY 🤪 a suitable prize
I dunno if I have the legs for a combat skirt but if this is canon, you got a deal! 😂
I'm just baffled that someone took time to think about this, record this, edit, make a thumbnail, and post
Ruby 21: Woow Oscar, that was amazing! (phanting)
Oscar 18: I know right? It's Salem's favourite too.
Ruyb: Wait... What?
"The Power has lost her 'flower'."
I'm deeeead XD
Rose Garden:
"It's my first time... is it yours too?"
"Uh... sort of?"
this is what lockdowns do to people
(i love these crack theory videos so much)
STOP DO NOT DO THIS TO MY SON
The God of Light did it, I'm just a messenger 😂
MY SON !!!!!!
Congratulations, Phoenix, you have just enabled MANY rule 34 artists 😂
Great video, man! Keep up the great work
There’s more than you think but less than what it should be
@@BlueBlazeKing I'm well aware of how much there is. And Phoenix just fueled that horrid fire. But hey, to each their own.
He got me at Power losing her Flower 😂 I laughed so hard! 🤣
Why did you have to put that out ahhh!
"the power has lost her flower"
Me: excuse me wtf
Still a hilarious vid
When you realize your past life did some touchy-feely stuff with the devil herself
I was goin through some stuff but this video cured everything, I love it xD
Man you would be great at giving the 'talk' to your kids
I feel like they would never look at me the same after I said everything with an unflinching straight face
I meannnn.... Oscar has a keen sense of intuition when it comes to people.. Literally the funniest theory video I've seen on any topic
I love how you call Oscar a cinnamon roll
So many times through this video I was like: "Why, Phoenix, WHY!?"
Little did anyone know that this, when Oscar's access to Oz's memories, will be the starting point to Oscar hitting puberty early.
Me before watching this video: 'This will be a serious and thoughtful discussion about a series I love.
Me after watching this video: Oh my God, well, I certainly wasn't expecting that.
" I'm probably going to got to Hell for thinking this" you and me both😂😂😂😂😂
We've all been thinking it.
Somehow I've seen a ton of RWBY rule 34, and yet _this_ feels awkward.
Petty sure you just inspired someone to draw lewd Oscar x Salem drawings.
This is prime fanfic material
Oscar: Who's going to love the scary grim Lady Oz, who?🤔
Ozpin / Ozma: well about that.......😏
Oscar: oh by the gods Oz that's just wrong.😱
Ozpin/Ozma: What it won't be you it'll mostly be me in control anyways.
Oscar: by the gods no, means no !
Salem: mind if I cut in boys.😍
Ozpin/ozma and Oscar: oh shit here we go again.
Oscar: realizing that they both said it at the same time or thought it at the same time, (God damn it Oz!)
YESSSSSS rwby thoughts by Crumbling Cube
@@Rose-the-fox Yes and no I added my own little spin right there but good catch nonetheless
I didn't knew I needed this theory
You are not alone. My mind theorizes like this for for every other piece of media that has this type of plot point.
Tyrian is a simp for Salem confirmed
I know this theory was about Oscar, but now thanks to it i see Salem as an "Ara Ara" character...and the more I think of it the more sense it makes that she is now in Atlas😂
thank you so much for this video now i'll never look at oscar the same way again...FOREVER
Just, dear gods- our CINNAMON ROLL!
that is the most comdey on this whole channel. My good sir you are funny AF
Why thank you!
Oscar going to bed
Oxpin in his head "you going to bed"
Oscar "yes now shut up"
Oxpin shows his premarital handholding
Oscar (0__0)
Im just chilling on my bed, i watch you on a normal, i saw video in recommendations, clicked on it. Here I am, a blushing mess. Idk if I should say thank you or ew... from my pfp, you can clearly see I love Oscar, but *shivers* eww...
Wtf am I watching? This is so uncomftorable but I'm laughing so hard. Why am I still watching???
Treatel78 i really felt this
I’m laughing so damn much. I DID NOT see this coming. Oh boy. Awkward lmao
I just realized something. Salem is based off of the wicked witch of the west from Wizard Of Oz right? How did she die again? Melted from WATER! Salem got her powers from WATER! What if the way they beat her is by putting her back in the pool. What if the same thing that made her powerful is the same thing that takes it away? I think that would be really cool and poetic. Besides, Oscar/Ozpin still have magic, so they could like get a bucket, enchant it with different kinds of magic and then that would kill her. This may just be me spitballing, but I think it would be cool. Anyone else?
Amazing 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 I love it, 10/10 content
Like Crumbling Cube once said "The power of love in a very specific way"
So Oscar can defeat Salem by doing the fuck dance......... I think the quarantine is getting to you dude. The way you kept dancing around saying it out right was kinda funny tho.
*After the Volume 8 Episode 4: Fault.*
Oz(ma)pin: Stay calm Oscar, she starts off rough. The safe-word and phrase is "my cane is broken."
Oscar: Wait what-...*que violent magical torture at the hands of Salem.*
Whhyyy my little Cinnamon roll is filled with dirty memories!!!
Phoenix has finally entered the world of fanart and fanfiction !
Why those dirty jokes tho @-@ just imagine Salem and ozpin doing those things
My goodness Phoenix! Chill out please? Also I (for some reason) got very irritated with the mis-uses of captial letters.
I don't like how this makes sense
You know, something I've wondered about
The specifics of the Ozma mind-melding process
What determines whose voice the next iteration hears in their head after the previous one dies? Why does Oscar hear the hundreds of Ozma's combined as the very last one, Ozpin, rather than the original Ozma? Was Ozpin as we knew him at the beginning of the series behaving like his own self, like Ozma taking over, or like an Ozpin already melded into the collective? Did one iteration pass between the King of Vale Ozma and the Ozpin Ozma, or more? Has Oz never melded with a child before? How long does a reincarnation take typically if approximately half a year was considered "so soon" by Tyrian and "already" by Leo? What determines whether the melding is complete, like... well we've actually never witnessed a complete melding... or partial, like with the God-King and the Inventor dude with the silver-eyed kids?
this is an absolutely hilarious video, and wow your mind can be dark. anyway, maybe you should do a serious video about this same topic but since he has access to all Ozpin's memories, in all seriousness, maybe Salem has a legit weakness that Ozpin never realized that Oscar can formulate.
Poor Oscar
2:40 that's assuming in Remnant the legal age of consent is 18, for all we know it could be 17, 20 or some other age. 5:05 and that's also assuming Oscar got access to all the memories, and I do mean all, for we know he could only have access to Ozma's memories to Ozpin's semblance. 5:10 speaking of the memories, maybe for Oscar to gain access, certian conditions have to be met.
This thought has been in the back of my mind for too long
I only saw part of the title and this is not what I thought this video would be.
Oscar gonna give Salem the cane 😹. Edited to add: I don’t think Glinda will mind the whole oz and Salem thing ... judging from volume 2, she’s been gettin the metal staff from iron daddy for a while now ...
😂😂😂I luv this video so much.
You’re just my favorite person. Just, factually number 1.
This is what Crumbling Cube has been preaching all this time !! 😂😂
You have now just crossed the line sir.
Weakness isn't always only sexual. I can imagene other romantic memories.
I am a simple lass. I see Oscar
I click.
Courtney Calvert don’t we all
Please do more videos like this, that was just hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
Let’s just hope Ozpin forgets this himself.
I'm dead. I did not expect this 😂😂
Coming back to this, all I have to say is more of Phoenix smoking crack
Salem's weakness: the g spot
This is my favorite video from you besides the Roman survived one lololol.
You poor soul
I can tell that you were trying to not burst out laughing
Thoroughly funny and entertaining. Corrupted minds think alike lol
And now you will see how a brazilian laughs in the internet:
Kkkkkkkkkkjjkkkkkkkkjkkkkkkk o berro que eu dei kkkkkkkkk morto
I’m pretty sure that since it was a really long time ago, Oz might have forgotten those “details”
And also, everyone has got to have a dirty side to their mind
And....... ty for making my night :)
Oh my. Roflmao. It was only a matter of time before someone talked about Oscar boning Salem. Thank you @Phoenix/Night. You just made my whole day. 😂😂😂😂😂
*AHEM*
*I DONT EXACTLY KNOW ABOUT THOSE MEMORIES CHEIF*