Hermit Gang ft. Team S.T.A.R. - The Super Weapon (elybeatmaker Remix)
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• Hermitgang feat. Team ...
Credits of the original song:
Written and Produced by Skellythekid from Docm77's Patreon Server
Co-written by Rendog, MajesticTaco, Xisumavoid, Welsknight, ImpulseSV, Docm77, MumboJumbo
Co-produced by Docm77, ImpulseSV, FalseSymmetry, Rendog, Xisumavoid
DocM77: / docm77
Welsknight: / welsknightgaming
False: / falsesymmetry
Impulse: / impulsesv
Xisuma: / xisumavoid
Rendog: / rendog
and mumbo I guess: / thatmumbojumbo
LYRICS:
Docm77:
it all started when Grian touched my redstone
he played himself like a xylophone set on automatic,
doc Monster is a savage, with technical skill
and crazy vocal acrobatics
im a legend of the NHO, with etho, beef and double O
(bdubs: MMMHHHHMMMM)
DocMC is coming for you sevenfold
got rendog and other firemen
to douse the flames that you shoot at this leviathan, iskall can try again
Wels:
You think I'm in hiding, I'm just biding my time
Putting pen to paper, coming up with rhymes
We're the star-studded group that got together just to crush you
Once we start something you know we're gonna see it through
I'm the knight, the Soldier who brings the fight at first light
Y'all had to incite, so now I gotta indict
You're guilty of getting murdered with words
Y'all are out-gunned, go home nerds
Hermit Gang x 16
False:
if you think you can stop the symmetry, that's false
g team is dialing for help, but im ignoring their calls
and when their bodies dissolve, you'll know that falseys on a killing spree
try to stop my pvp and perish painfully
im the queen of hearts, heads and body parts
your diamond armor can't compare to my martial arts
ill send a poison dart to make you breathe your final breath
g team's name will be the only thing left
Impulse:
Caffeinated, animated, redstone innovator
My behavior's crazy, can't phase me, impulse is never lazy
Tango, why would you betray me, now my scope is aiming
Better run for cover from all the ghast balls that I be taming
Without a sound, without no hesitation, my creations are amazing
Better watch your step or the G Team will end up blazing
Who's the better team, there is no controversy
But before it's said and done you'll be begging us for mercy
Hermit Gang x 16
X:
X gone give it to ya, Im gone give it to ya
X gone give it to ya, WHAT
Lyrical boxing, dropping blows on all my foes
And the G Team theyre looking unclean needing some sunscreen
Getting burnt by words to hurt this herd of nerds
Its absurd how my rhymes got them injured
DANGER DANGER
I got lasers to cut em up like razors
Its flexin season and I got flavor
Their weak defenses like trenches and fences
That these dense heads are presenting
They're presenting them alright, they're not very good
I could walk over that, I could jump over that, I could use an ender pearl
I could use my elytra
Come on G Team, jeeze.
Hermit Gang x 16
Rendog:
Now im back, got some things I wanna say
Whats the letter that starts the alphabet, Ay
Ladies gotta get in line, the diggity's be on the way
Cleo dont know who shes freaking with
All the signs say to notify her next of kin
This diggity dog be dropping bombs, nothing but hits
Spit that rhyme again again, cause the message is
I can mumble rap and still be the best there is
Hermit Gang x 16
Mumbo:
Oh you wanted me to do a verse? I'll have to check with G Team-
I mean uh, I'd have to, I'll have to check with my schedule
And see if I can...see if I'm able to do that sort of thing
I'm a busy guy...
I'd have to do a verse. You know.
BANANAS.
You know. I'd have to do a verse.
BANANAS.
BANANAS
BANANAS.
BANANAS.
I just don't know if its a good idea for me to be part of this song really...
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docm77: 0:00
Welsknight: 0:28
False: 1:01
Impulse: 1:25
Xisuma: 1:59
Rendog: 2:53
Mumbo: 3:27
Special thanks to DocM for sending me the vocals
and to Nirek Setty for the timestamps 
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Its hot bro xd
Thank you so much for allowing me to do this doc!
Feel bad for the new guy
:D
Yo where’s the firefighter at this is song is on fire man! 🔥
Hermitgang Hermitgang Hermitgang Hermitgang Hermitgang Hermitgang Hermitgang Hermitgang :D RD
Hi
Thank you for the support RenDoggyDog
Hi lil ren
Lil RD :3
Hello ren
It hurt enough the first time
Grian oooooooooooooooooooooooof
Hahah Sorry Grian!
You need to strike back...harder
You must make a remix back nowwwwwwwe they made two can't stand #team gforthewin
Gotta make a response
“It all started when Grian touched my redstone”
That aged perfectly
It did indeed XD
Oh yeah, definitely did.
Doc even started quoting this again...
Lol
@@aygianalt Indeed! That's quite a nostalgia season.
4 years later:
*It all started when Grian touched my redstone*
REAL
I legit thought Doc would get 2 more kills
grian touching docs redstone is a canon event
NAHHHH
Grian is Grian
Y’all are slaying me twice! I’ve gotta remove another head from the G Team life wall!
Haha!
NO PLS
I believe in G Team!
You sould make renbog a mole for team g
So thats way there was a g team head missing
Did we just win AGAIN?
Double win!
I would say, without a doubt, yes!
Again?? Spoilers?
No, just one.
Nope
Can we appreciate how Doc's first lyrics are still true today with Grian's latest mistake ?
"Listen Grian, nobody touches my tunnel bore. You're done!
It all started when Grian and Scar broke my redstone."
I legit thought Doc would get 2 more kills
😆
His verse aged perfectly
That was 9 months ago!? Wow. It feel like it was maybe 9 weeks ago.
I can see a part 2 with Doc saying:
*"Listen Boatem boys, no one touches our ship!"*
You’re done!
It all started when Grian touched my goats
He played himself like an amethyst block set on animatic
The Goat Masters a savage, set on revenge and with crazy vocal acrobatics
I’m a legend known as Goat-Man, back when The Resistance called for him
(Grian: MHM!)
DocMC is coming for you eightfold
Get pearl, Scar and Impulse
To rebuild your tiny boatem pole and knock you down your own hole,
Mumbo no peace, love or plants.
Sorry I just kinda did this :)
Ummmmmmmm . Its goats ... no one touches our goats XD
hermitcraft season 8 waaaarrrrr. lets goooooooo!
isn't the thing he started called Goatem not Boatem?
@@ghaniKSW2 Grian started Boatem, Doc started Goatem (inspired by Boatem)
Xisuma joining Team star and being the admin of the server is basically the PE teacher joining the other team
Lol yea
oof
but g team won what does that mean
Maybe they gon easy on them......
Against all odds they won
*Top 10 rappers eminem was too afraid to diss*
*Top 6 and Mumbo
@@Moon_Jam08 *Top 10
GG mate
Wouldn't be top 7 because there's only seven of them? But I like what you did there.
Top 6
Impulse always sounds like hes smilling
can agree
He does, isnt it weird
That’s because he’s caffeinated, animated-
I don’t think he can be mad it’s not possible
@@chubbyanimalenthusiast70 imagine him shouting in anger, literally impossible
False's line of "I'm the queen of hearts, heads and body parts" is probably my favorite thing about this entire track
And foreshadowing something 👀👀
Cough cough empires smp cough cough
@@SkSkNutella I don't think that's intentional. Would be fun if that line makes a return in empires smp though
@@BeepBoopBee it’s not intentional lol I just kept singing it during her vid today lol
🔥🔥🔥
I finally remixed you Falseeeee I'm happy you have no idea
I can just see Falsie with the mic drop :P
Did you, Wels, & Impulse write your own verses? They were 🔥.
I like ur line the most XDDD 😂
I really like the way your part comes of as not showboating but more Well Obviously.
Nicely done.
Grian: joins Hermitcraft.
Grian: starts singing weird songs.
Grian: begins tag.
Grian: threatens to take Mumbo’s mustache away.
Grian: really does take Mumbo’s mustache away.
Grian: builds an immensely tall base.
Grian: commences civil war.
That’s Grian’s black history.
Grian: Invites Iskall to this messing around group
Grian: Builds a shop
Grian: Messes up the redstone of the shop
Grian: Helps breed villagers
Grian: Sees the villagers die again
Grian: Breeds more villagers
Grian: Builds more things in a village
Grian: Pranks people
Possible:
Grian = Poultry Man?
Me: Um.
How has no one mentioned Poultry Man
Grian: also starts a rocket launcher battle
Grian: Starts a build off.
My impression:
Doc - legendary and intimidating
Wels - incredible rapping
False - MURDER
Impulse - Tango bad, fire good
Xisuma - Cute and very good rhymes
Remdog - First letter of alphabet and sound effects
Mumbo - The usual triple mole bananas maneuver
100%
False *MURDER* lol 😂
False: “OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!”
“False : MURDER”
Why is this hilarious
False: MURDERER
Just imaging doc in his room saying "hermitgang" over and over again 😭
I want to draw this
That isn't Ren?
I had to drink fire resistance potions after Xisuma's part
This metaphor is better than the whole rap, and that is saying a lot.
Dear Charlie The Freak Of Nature,
I respectfully disagree.
Sincerely, Jack
@@jackdouglass3364 so smooth lol
*x gOnNa gIvE iT tO yA*
@@junk2422 Burnt by words to hurt this herd of nerds, it's absurd how my rhymes got them injured
- my favourite part lmao
Season 6: "It all started when Grian touched my redstone"
Season 7: "It all started when Grian Stole my frontdoor"
Nah, Its because Grian started the mycelium resistance
Yep
No bro it started when scar removed mycelium from the district
Well it's five months later, and now they're in the same team, viva la resistance
@@Ca11MeCyber r/wooosh
Did anyone else hear Xisumas little “ Wohoo” after Wels part?It was adorable!!
He also did a little "Arright" after Impulse's part
X is the most wholesome and adorable little derp in all of hermitcraft
he's just a little guy!
Thank you so much for telling me I replayed it and heard it
Xs tone is so adorable
“Who’s the better team? There is no controversy, but before it’s said and done, y’all be BEGGIN’ us for mercy”
That line is so good
Impulse's entire verse is absolute fire let's be real
G team won the flags
Star won the best burns
Con Corp won the most profit
THE SERVER WON WHEN MUMBO GOT HIS MUSTACE
Robot g team > hermit gang
OMG L. O. L!!
cubfan is smart he was double sided and roped scar in too
Lol
Star won the rap battle ;•
When a Minecraft remix has better production quality than songs that reach the top downloaded on iTunes
Aww ari!!! You're the best
The top downloads are often crap.
With the current trend for shit music that's to be expected.
(If you listen shit music it does *NOT* mean you have a personality, it means you have shit music taste, and likely completely 0 personality)
It’s almost like the hermits have found a second or third career. Considering how much effort goes into properly annunciating words on their channels it seems this work is a walk in the park.
@@AmorDeae And I don't understand *why* crap music is currently trending. It's absolutely stupid.
Everyone sounds like legit rappers and then there’s X sounding adorable for some reason
Ikr!
Impulse somehow can never sound angry at all
Gay? Confirmed
He had the best flow out of all of them
“Cleo don’t know what she freaking with.”
Rendog could be the clean version of snoop dog
Welp
I approve
LMAO RIGHT
@@trombone28 lol it translated “Welp” to puppy
*I so wish G-team did a response rap!!!!!!!!* 😁😁😁
They've got We Are the Drowned
Joe wrote one, lol
Joe's response Look it up bro, gosh it's like you're not even a person that looks up hermitcraft to see the new things.
GOSH
Joe did already lol
Blackout CT-5864 I’m still waiting
AFTER A YEAR
RE
all the hermits: rap
ren: let's study the alphabet
AYY
BEE
SEA
this is the best comment no doubt
EY
I got recommended this at the PERFECT time. Grain has, once again, touched Doc’s Redstone.
WORD
I legit thought Doc would get 2 more kills
who is this grain character?
Who's Grain?
Especially the grian and scar
" 4 years later "... It all stars when grian and scar touched my redstone.
I legit thought Doc would get 2 more kills
Cow goes "moo"
Cat goes "meow"
Mumbo goes "BANANAS"
So what does the fox say?
The fox says, what the heck Mumbo?
amadeusz antyga I almost forgot that meme!
@@funky_missy It's a song. Not a meme. How do you think a refined artist like Ylvis would feel when someone called his art a "meme"?
Have some respect, you peasant.
@@funky_missy it really wasn't a meme
BANNANAS GO TEAM G
Doc: starting a war over a bush
Wels: sounds like an actual rapper
False: kind of terrifying but it fits her
Impulse: why would you betray me tango
Xisuma: too cute to actually rap but everyone needed to drink fire resistance after his part
Ren: also could be an actual rapper
Mumbo: BaNANAs
I agree with like x goes woohoo after wels yeah after false then alright after impulse
*gOiN bAnAnAs*
If someone touched a bush in my lawn; i would also start a civil war
@@yNicky987 same
lol code banana
Doc: his personal property being assaulted by Grian
Wels: Becomes Rap god. Talks about swords
False: Literal Murder
Impulse: Tango Betraying him and red stone stuff
Xisuma: Cute British roasts
Ren: Alphabetic learning and the LADIES, obviously
Cute British roasts...
Not the first time Grian has touched Docs redstone and had an unfavorable reaction 💀
@@Dragon_Fire_2468 THE INCIDENT
@@WonkyWater-YT Who wants to join hermitcraft now? Two open spots. The two members who …left… were builders. Now anyone who wants join has high expectations
Mumbo: BANANAS
This is an original song but it sounds so like a minecraft parody LMAO, cool rap!!!!!!
That’s because it’s a Gucci Gang parody lol
@@cin3859 OHHHH TAHTS WHY IT HERMIT GANG LOLOLOL
Aight G team. It's time to respond. Here.
Grian:
Hahahahaha! You guys call that a rap? Come on, G team, let’s show ‘em how it’s done.
*Beat begins*
I’m a lyrical miracle
And I’ve come to attack
Cuz if STAR team wants the W
They’ll have to hack
Our base is superior
To some stone turtle shell
Your team is trash tier
And we can all tell
Your members are lacking
You’re missing skills that you need
So fix your team up, Doc, or you’ve got no chance to succeed!
Mumbo:
Im the definition of a redstone master
Thank God I’m out of STAR
That team is a disaster
I unleash deadly traps
And laugh as you die
I’m glad there’s no blood in Minecraft
Cuz I’d ruin my tie
All I need is a dispenser and a stack of TNT
And I’d light up the STAR team base
What a sight that would be
And now I’m left with only one more thing to say
I could beat the STAR team if I was AFK!
*Hermit gang chorus*
Tango:
Ay yo wassup it’s double T
With emphasis on the G
You say it takes two to Tango
But it takes more to beat me!
And now let me bring up a simple fact of the matter
I spit fire with a button
The STAR team needs a batter!
I make amazing machines
So G team has this in the bag
Cuz all that STAR team machines do
Is generate too much lag!
Zombiecleo:
Drown you watch you die
Or shoot you out of the sky
Or sneak into your base
If I’m feeling sly
I can do all of that with ease
STAR team winning? Oh, please.
I’ll bring them down to their knees
They’ll do as the G team decrees
Call me a zombie
But I’m still faster than you
Comin’ atcha sword swinging
Whatcha gonna do?
I’ll set the battlefield ablaze
Stepping calmly through the haze
And when the STAR team sees me?
Then it’s the end of their days.
*Hermit gang chorus*
Stressmonster:
The Ice Queen is here
So STAR team know your place
Oh what’s that I hear?
The G team winning the race
My heart may be cold
But my bars are still fire
If you think that STAR team’s better
Then frankly you’re a liar.
I think I’ve figured out what STAR stands for
S for stupid, T for tryhard, A for arrogant, R for really needs ore
But you get none
Go home STAR team, you’re done.
Your team has Falsesymmetry?
No wonder her fans all go to me.
JoeHills:
I don’t need to do much
I’ve already murdered you with words
And now the STAR team is trying to call us nerds?
I already destroyed you once
So get ready to throw down
Cuz I’m about to spit some rhymes
At about the speed of sound
*Really quickly*
I’m killin’ the village
I pillage
Now just imagine the village is STAR team
Y’all tryin’ to dream
But I’ll make you scream
STAR is like a quilt
So let me tear the seam
*back to normal speed*
Yeah which team is better
It’s plain to see
Because you can’t spell the words Hermit Gang
Without the G!
*Hermit gang chorus*
Iskall:
Just one member left
It all comes down to me
I've gotta save our flag
And kill Falsey
But that's easy
Oops, did we win the war?
Awww, that's too bad
I wanted more!
But enough is enough
We've already won
GGs all
That was fun!
But we can now see the victory
No rematch, sorry STAR
That's just how it be!
Jevin:
I'm the pinnacle of gamer
The STAR team is lookin' lamer
We got all the dia
To the STAR team we say cya
And we wouldn't wanna be ya
But I just got an idea
Why doesn't everyone just have fun
Well, that is, now that this job's done
We don't have to look back at those fights
Except, of course, for bragging rights
Well I think that's all I need to say
So to STAR team I you bid good day
Now would they please just go away?
Our G Team party is today
*Hermitgang chorus*
Rip Joe and Jevin
Rip iskall
First TFC Wasn't in G Team.
Second where's Isk and Joe in all of this?
@@reapervalentin9167 Yes I know, I just wanted to include him to make him feel better that he missed the war. (JK) I just realized I mixed up Joe's and TFC's name. Whoooooooooooops. And Iskall I just don't know stuff about. I'll maybe add a verse tho?
ALRIGHT EVERYONE! CALM DOWN! I ADDED ISKALL, AND CHANGED TFC TO JOE. JEEZ.
lol sry
Amazing remix Ely! Can't stop head nodding to this :)
impulseSV BANNANAS
Your part fits you well. Nicely done.
Your part in this song is the best! You sound like an actual rapper!
That verse was like Eminem, you killed it!!! Great job
Killing it! Even better the 2nd time round!
I've heard this song a million times and I'm still hearing things that ive never heard before. Like when X says woohoo after Wels says go home nerds
I heard a scream when someone commented there was one in Doc's bit
Am I the only one who sometimes hears 'Hermit gay' instead of "Hermit gang"?
It's just me.. Ok
Damn you are 50% of the views then
@@Red_Neck why is this funny to me
Omg that was the cutest woohoo I’ve ever heard ♥️
"It all started when Grian touched my redstone" couldn't be more relevant now after THE INCIDENT
I legit thought Doc would get 2 more kills
Xisuma's is soo good with his posh English accent trying to rap 😂
so true
Lol so true
true! but i wouldn’t say X’s accent is very posh for english lol
@@alexfarnham2167
agreed, not exactly posh English but he sounds great and quite different to the others
@@elenamccracken544 No for British it's pretty much the opposite of posh. London suburbs are the only places where people normally speak worse than that
“If you think you can stop the symmetry that’s false” bro that was actually kinda awesome
You can hear Impulse smiling as he says his verse
Awesome job as always!
Your verse was so good wels!
Wels, you absolutely killed it!
All though you aren’t a rapper I’m really, really feeling your part!!!!!!
Everyone was fire, but i think Wels definitely had it the best!
Unreal! You killed it Wels, well done! Your lines were perfectly executed :)
Here from the future. A member of G-Team and a member of Team S.T.A.R collaborated to make a charity stream. They have PeAcE
Finally 🙏
Not sure doing a charity stream and then calling the other person stinky is peaceful nowadays...
@@r.a.y.28 lol
Nah it’s peace hush
Rayhan Mahtab lol
When i had my 18th birthday party it was themed like a ball in an abandoned castle and I made sure to sprinkle some hermit gang in the playlist to surprise my guests;) people dancing to gothic metal and suddenly being interrupted by this masterpiece was a thing of dreams
that's amazing!
I imagine them jamming out to, "Teenagers" and then just hearing, "IT ALL STARTED WHEN GRIAN TOUCHED MY BUSH-"
Order of the Octa also would've been great, full party singing his name is mumbo jumbo 😂
you fuxkin loser LMFAOOO
Every other Hermit: well thought out rhymes with great rhythm
Mumbo: “Banana”
Doc namedropped Etho
But where is he in here??
Etho: (drinking tea while watching) that's none of my buisness
‘Me reading this in Etho’s voice’
Season 7 of course.
He’s too busy assasinating BDubs and Keralis
iRain_TM And being assassinated by iskall
@@y0urmaj3sty You mean trying to assinate keralis
I love Impulse and Tango's bromance, it's gotten to the point where Impulse mentions his betrayal in the rap.
Duel of fate (idk why I said that)
And then theirs just zedaph on neither of the teams lol
@@flash_pineapple075 lmao i love team zit so much
@@jarodon6511 ikr,
Also Zit. LOL
@@flash_pineapple075 I wonder how Zed's part would have gone if he was in this rap
The sequel is coming in 2023! Thanks Grian and Scar
I legit thought Doc would get 2 more kills
The dislikes are those kids who forgot it was a FRIENDLY Competition
Im sick of those kids.
I was reading through the comments on Doc's video, all of them were making fun of team STAR saying that they were going to lose and G-team is so much better, it is clearly friendly competition and they're all having fun. It's so annoying, please don't let the Hermitcraft fanbase be like this, gotta be better than the next door neighbours
@@DrNoax Not blaming Grian and Mumbo, but their fanbase is composed of a lot of immature kids though.
@@chrisongko1780 to be fair at the time i was one of those comments… i wish i wasn’t so dumb at the time
@@PokoTheDinosaur We all learn, hopefully others will too.
Doc; **epic, flawless*
Wels; **epic, flawless**
False; **straight up murder but still flawless**
Impulse; **sounds like a professional**
X; **very very British but still fire**
RenDog; **Pure fire and epic**
Mumbo; **Nervously sweats**
Bananas
Bannanas
Bananas
Bananas
Adds myself: rapping way too fast at five am
Rendog's "B-R-R-A-H" and other sounds seriously give me generikb vibes.
For real!
It made him sound like a wannabe rapper
3 years later and I'm still giddy every time it gets to Ren's part. Lol
BUT SAME??!!
Same
Literally why I came back to listen this time.
Look who failed the alphabet test
FOR REAL!!! I love all their parts, but Ren's part would have to be my favorite!
Id like to say, Impulse really doesnt get enough credit for his crazy rhyme scheme, im an actually rap head and his verse was actually pretty impressive, and he was actually saying things. There's a few 6 syllable rhyme schemes in there, great stuff. And Wels' cadence choice was great imo, I've for sure heard actual rappers use that cadence and he does it surprisingly well. X may not sound that good to most people, but I love that style of rap too, the layed back "lazy"/calm cadence it actually sounded really really good, especially the "danger danger, i got lasers to cut em up like razers" that sounded like a legit British rap scene way of cadencing that, not to mention its kinda a double entendre, the lasers arent just like, lasers from a weapon, his Guardins actually shoot lasers. Rendog gave me big like, Tech N9ne typa delivery vibes, not on the same level obviously, but the outrageous and over the top shaky voice thing is amazing, again, sounds like something a real rapper might do. Doc's pretty good (dont hate me) but the "Xylophone set on automatic" like just sounds so off to me for some reason and it sours his verse, but i so love how his voice sounds throughout it, the ending is extremely solid too. And False also had some real female rap type of inflections that dont get noticed enough, the like, dragging the end of lines slightly with the hum/buzz sound is very common with many female rap cadences, not to mention her opening line is really really good.
One thing I learned:
Don’t mess with False
or perish painfully
@@depressoespresso5904 hahahaha
I’m good a pvp so ima take that as a bet
Damn, the way False raps is really scary. lol
False Supremacy
doc in season 6: listen grian nobody touches the bush
doc in season 7: listen grian nobody touches the button
@Patrick Kinney the button made by mumbo, it died sadly but it was basically infinity stones but instead of stones, it was belts. watch grian's previous vids for more
@Patrick Kinney if you watched in April or may, you know what he's talking about
Lol
@@immigrantgaming420epic yea
are you sure about that Doc
Everyone else: *talking about hermits rapping*
Me:
*_setting my xylophone on automatic_*
LOL
Ah yes, electric xylophone
Who needs painos
@@AmandaPespisa i like painos without the a
Wels is one of the most wholesome people I’ve seen on RUclips and the fact that he’s a rap god makes it even better
You'd never think calm and kind wellsknight would be that good at rap.
don't touch my bush, grian!
*touches bush*
A WAR STARTS
Haytham Achgar there have been worse reasons for wars
Grian joins hermitcraft-"oh wow so glad I'm finally here"
A few months later-*starts a civil war*
Grian is a destructive individual, that is required to be a builder. I would know.
*how the hermitcraft civil war started in a nutshell*
It technically started because mumbo was a spoon and died while afk. Thid led to grian and iskall giving him the fork of friendship and pranking him to balance it. Then it just spirals away from there
Love it! You've done it again, sir!
Thank you FCD!
hello
Your turn fcd
@@jeremiahperrault648 oof! I'm sure that, if he does it, it'll be incredible!
SIr?
hes an alien!
0:06
“It all started when Grian touched my redstone”
Mumbo - First time?
False and Xisuma rapping is about the funniest thing I have ever heard. I don't know what it is about the British accent, but when you combine it with rap, it's really funny
Can confirm, this is still fresh in 2020.
Edit: Now receiving the seal of freshness in 2021, 2022, 2023, and 2024.
yes defitlety
Bro I have listening since start of lock down it is the most fresh song I’ve heard this year
Ya
Aye still good in 2021 xD
Can confirm, this is still fresh in 2021
2:52 So nobody's going to talk about the most epic thing in this song?
''BLAGH''
xD
2:53.45
Ruisdier RD what’s the letter that starts the alphabet?
@da yo boi lmao
BLA
Xisumas voice is so chill, I’m suprised they made him sound like he was rapping
“it all started when grian touched my redstone”
history repeats itself
Team star: raps
Grian: MUMBO JUMBO YOU ARE AFK I’M GONNA TAKE THAT MUSTACHE AWAY.
Yep pretty much
Lol yup!
Yup that is the g team theme song
If g-team made a response rap, it would probably be something like that
basically
Team S.T.A.R : Hermit Gang
G-Team : MUMBO JUMBO YOU ARE AFK
No Name *I’M GONMA TAKE THAT MOUSTACHE AWAY*
@@asliceofpizza7656 MUMBO MUMBO MUMBO AFKKKKKKKKK
@@anela.51 I AM GONNA TAKE THAT MOUSTACHE AWAYYY
Did i spel moustache right?
Bananas
GANG - G G TEAM
Hermit Gang 2 be like:
*"Listen Grian, nobody touches my Grass, you're done..."*
Doc more like the button
I’m just imagining Scar singing that
You say that, but he may be joining the resistance.
This time it’s scar
The first line from doc would be "it all started when grian stole my frontdoor"
I love how Grian just touched Docs redstone AGAIN
Diss track summary
1) Docm77 :- pretty good rapping and opening with strong anger against grian.
2) Welsknight :- great display of rhymes and skills, non violent burn CEO.
3) Flasesymmetry :- literal murder threats that can haunt army personnel, wrestlers and boxers.
4) Impulse :- amazing display of skills and rhymes, sad story of being betrayal.
5) Xisuma :- Fantastic rhymes, the cute little English accent made it seem harmless.
6) Rendog :- English classes weren't completed, I only learned the first letter. But its still great.
7) mumbo-jumbo :- *confused screaming*
continuation to 5) then we all burned to a crisp
"English classes weren't completed" lol
Ren's best 😂👍🏻
mumbo-jumbo - BANANAS!!!!!!!
English men aren't harmless history taught us that
“I can mumble rap and still be the best there is”
Gets me every time.
I can Mumbo rap
more like mumbo rap
Yeah he says he's the best at rapping but he rymed is with is did anyone else notice that?
Does... does ren know what mumble rapping is?
Look me in my cold dead eyes and tell me he doesnt sound like stewie from Family Guy during this line
Xisuma is too nice to be a rapper yet we all needed to take a fire resistance potion cause we stood too close to a star
The first part hits different now
"X gonna give it to ya"
"X gonna give it to ya"
(whhaaaaatt)
X's voice is too cute for rapping. But doc and wels killed it. And also "im the queen of hearts heads and body parts" has to be my favourite part.
Impulse nuked G team with his verse imo
Lyrical boxing dropping blows on all my foes
Hol up
i can’t it’s hilarious x is too cute
Team star: Raps
Mumbo: B A N A N A
Banana
Bananas
B A N A N A S
*bananas*
He is team star
Grian and Scar may have just brought this back today...
Just come here after watching both grain and scars episode lol
I legit thought Doc would get 2 more kills
I am being completed genuine with this, hermitgang got me a girlfriend
HAHA HOW? happy for you 😂
I want to know the story behind this
This needs an explanation
we gon need context lad
Listen man, I might need to employ this strategy, you need to tell us.
Almost forgot to listen to this today.
HOW DARE
YOU
[This thread has been closed for necroposting]
How dare ya
Favorite part: Xisuma’s fakeout. You think he’s gonna be embarrassingly lame (that off-key “whaaat”) but then bam he hits that flow! Lyrical boxing indeed.
IKR
My mans baited us all into thinking he was memeing then spat straight fire
3 most useless bits of info:
1- In the part 'Docmc's comin for you sevenfold', there is a scream in the background
2- In the part 'Once we start something, yknow, we're gonna see it through', ther is a roblox 'oof' in the background
3- You need a fire resistance potion for each hermit, but even a fire resistance potion cannot save you from Mumbo's part...
ah tru tru
Edit: the scream is hard to hear unless you're looking for it
also the "oof" was X saying woo hoo
I come back to this for a certain reason
Don't trust rendog guess what he has...
A G IN HIS NAME
Oh he's getting info he's a spy
Fire mumbo get the doG
Welsni(g)ht
.... cue dramatic music.
iGevin is teh best
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Doc: 0:00
Wels: 0:28
False: 1:02
Impulse: 1:25
Xisuma: 1:59
Rendog: 2:53
Mumbo: 3:27
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Also, I just noticed that this video has more views than the original one does-
Why doesn't 0:00 work?
@@ahmed4363 Try 0:01
This comment was literally pointless
Lol
@@toast7578 205 people seem to disagree :P
Who’s ready for round two?
He should have not touch his redstone.
Rip scar and grian
Rest in pieces Scar, Grian, and Doc's patience... lol
Here after Grian and Scar touched the redstone
Imagine everytime Grian breaks a redstone dust from one of Doc's insane builds, a new edition of hermitgang drops until he is out of existence
Five years later this still goes crazy
Then: Rendog Abuses Grian With Words
Now: Teams Up To Make A Hippie Comune
Now today in 2020:
BURN THE WITCH! GIVE ME YOUR FACE!!!
vic jaxon
I love all the people from season 7 who keep coming back here
Wels: “Yall are outgunned, go home nerds!”
Xisuma: “woohoo”
I have a 20 minute drive to work. Every day for the last two weeks this has been the song on repeat there and back. Every day. Two weeks. The addiction is real.
This is the only way to drive to work
I’m glad I’m not the only one that just can’t get enough of this song lmao. And I’m a massive nerd but I’ve also been listening to all kinds of rap since I was a small child (older brother lol) and I don’t know what it is about this song specifically, but it just slaps so freaking hard lmao. It’s a banger. But most people just wouldn’t be able to appreciate it because you have to watch all these people and that season of hermitcraft to understand and it makes me so angryyyyyyy lmaoooo
Doc - Frumpy because bush.
Wels - Definitely raps as a second job, but sounds like a spy who doesn't have time for this.
False - Remind me to never cross her
Impulse - CAFFEINATED INOV-
X - Has some cute little comments, he's trying to be serious~ but he's still a derpy spy
Ren - I never learned the rest of the alphabet...
Mumbo - Oh you- You wanted me to do a verse? I'll have to check with g tea- I MEAN UH- b-bananas YEAH. bananas.
Comment Section: False's part is just about murder and death threats!
False: *[pulls her trident out of a corpse]* It's called PvP my friends
Haha
@@jaydenverhoef5267 Thanks for liking my comment! :D
@@mr-xh4ll I have not watched enough of her videos to decide, but I do know she's better at PvP than many of the other hermits. So she can at least stick a trident in one of them ;)
And UHC in some cases
@@mr-xh4ll Xisuma is actually one of the best on the server too, but people don't really credit him for it
0:44 did he really just say that??
- *you go to court* -
Judge- "You are guilty of being dead."
Doc:
It all started when Grian touched my redstone
Me: That does make sense.
He played himself like a xylophone set on automatic,
Me: If he did...then does it mean that your redstone is an automatic xylophone
Doc Monster is a savage, with technical skill
Me: I don't get it. Why do you want to make an automatic xylophone
and crazy vocal acrobatics
M: Says the person who includes the fact that their redstone is an automatic xylophone
I'm a legend of the NHO, with etho, beef and double O
M: I'm pretty sure you don't have two O's in your name
(bdubs: MMMHHHHMMMM)
M: See? Bdubs agrees
DocMC is coming for you sevenfold
M: Why me? You're not targeting the real enemy, at least to you!
Got Rendog and other firemen
M: Wait. But that means Team Stupid Terrible And Repugnant extinguish fires. Which they don't. And, Rendog's at the end.
to douse the flames that you shoot at this leviathan, Iskall can try again
M: Which you don't do. And what should Iskall try again, failing? Because I think you guys did that.
Wels:
You think I'm in hiding, I'm just biding my time
M: To do what?
Putting pen to paper, coming up with rhymes
M: You take like a year to come up with. While G-Team, I guess do it automatically in response
We're the star-studded group that got together just to crush you
M: Yes, you guys are the Stupid Terrible And Repugnant team.
Once we start something you know we're gonna see it through
M: See it through some glass. Hiding.
I'm the knight, the Soldier who brings the fight at first light
M: Which I would think would not be a good idea, because some fights are at the night.
Y'all had to incite, so now I gotta indict
M: You're guilty of being murdered with words
You're guilty of getting murdered with words
M: COPY-CAT! You are guilty!
Y'all are out-gunned, go home nerds
M: I am a nerd myself, and I am proud. You guys are all strong, but brains beat brawn.
Hermit Gang x 16
M: How lousy. You guys can't even come up with something else besides Hermit Gang 16 times.
False:
if you think you can stop the symmetry, that's false
M: You think the symmetry of you guys winning and the other team is thinks the same is false. Wrong! Even though you think just changing your username will work, the true symmetry is that you guys lose, and the other team thinks that you guys will lose.
G-team is dialing for help, but I'm ignoring their calls
M: You guys are the ones who are dialing for help. Your team name. And usernames. Doc is not a Doctor, Wels is not Well, False Symmetry admits that her symmetry is false, Impulse is not having a pulse, X is not buried treasure, and Ren Dog, is not a dog, he's an outlier.
and when their bodies dissolve, you'll know that falseys on a killing spree
M: Grammar matters! I know! Falseys is not a word! Besides, you guys are the false ones. You tell lies, and your lie is that you guys are on a killing spree!
try to stop my pvp and perish painfully
M: Which is still not true!
I'm the queen of hearts, heads and body parts
M: So lousy! You guys cant' just say queen of people. And the queen of hearts
your diamond armor can't compare to my martial arts
M: They can. They will break your fists
I'll send a poison dart to make you breathe your final breath
M: Darts are not Minecraft
G-team's name will be the only thing left
M: Says the losers, and I forgot who was on your team. I forgot what STAR stood for, so I searched it up and it was not there. You guys didn't have something for STAR to stand for, so I helped you!
Impulse:
Caffeinated, animated, redstone innovator!
M: Thanks for describing me! I am energetic, and always moving. A redstone innovator!
My behavior's crazy, can't phase me, impulse is never lazy
M: Impulse is without a pulse. You claim that you do, by saying, I'm Pulse, but your name is not Pulse
Tango, why would you betray me, now my scope is aiming
M: Because Tango knows that your little thing will fail. Everyone knows that
Better run for cover from all the ghast balls that I be taming
M: Oh yay! As if TNT is not a thing
Without a sound, without no hesitation, my creations are amazing
M: Better watch your step, or the STAR team will end up blazing!
Better watch your step or the G Team will end up blazing
M: You're as fake as Wels! Or any of your teammates
Who's the better team, there is no controversy
M: Yep, G-Team! Oh, it was STAR? There is controversy then.
But before it's said and done you'll be begging us for mercy
M: Which I'm not! I already said it!
Hermit Gang x 16
M: Impulse, you claimed that you were not lazy. But you are lazy enough to put Hermit Gang 16 times here
X:
X gone give it to ya, I'm gone give it to ya
M: You're gone
X gone give it to ya, WHAT
M: Yes, WHAT! is correct! You are shocked to hear such great words!
Lyrical boxing, dropping blows on all my foes
M: Thanks for saying my next line!
And the G Team they're looking unclean needing some sunscreen
M: Um, in case you don't know sunscreen doesn't clean
Getting burnt by words to hurt this herd of nerds
M: Says the guy who claims that sunscreen cleans
Its absurd how my rhymes got them injured
M: Are you sure about that? I'm not injured. If you're strong enough to hurt powerful RUclipsrs, why not hurt me? Becuase you can't!
DANGER DANGER
M: Danger! Yes! I'm Danger! Finally!
I got lasers to cut em up like razors
M: If I'm a danger, and you don't use your lasers, it means you are a coward
Its flexin season and I got flavor
M: Flavor! I'll have the strawberry flavor, please!
Their weak defenses like trenches and fences
M: Your builds are TERRIBLE! You aren't futuristic! You are so behind on the times! Futuristic tech always beats past tech
That these dense heads are presenting
M: Like you! I guess your heads are so dense that you will explode! And lose all of your team's lives!
They're presenting them alright, they're not very good
M: I know, you're presentation is so horrible!
I could walk over that, I could jump over that, I could use an ender pearl
M: Are you sure? You could, but you cannot, since your team can't afford to walk, jump, or use an ender pearl...
I could use my elytra
M: ...Or use an elytra. You do have an elytra, but its broken and you are too poor to mend it
Come on G Team, jeeze.
M: Finally, you realized that G team has Gs in their name! Yeah, Gs!
Hermit Gang x 16
M: See how lonely Ren is? You do 2 players rapping before Hermit Gang 16 times comes up! Ren is lonely, but you don't care
Rendog:
Now I'm back, got some things I wanna say
M: Okay, go on, I don't have anything to say, YET
Whats the letter that starts the alphabet, A
M: Yes, your presentation is so horrible! I could kill it with the lightest punch in Minecraft, with a weakness potion!
Ladies gotta get in line, the diggity's be on the way
M: I'm not a lady, and your name is not Diggity.
Cleo don't know who shes freaking with
M: Excuse me? Who is this Cleo you speak of? Did you mean Gleo?
All the signs say to notify her next of kin
M: The signs say it is time for mortal peril. For you
This diggity dog be dropping bombs, nothing but hits
M: You're not a dog, you're an outlier, don't you know that?
Spit that rhyme again again, cause the message is
M: Again Again? Wow, such a bad rapper
I can mumbo rap and still be the best there is
M: Mumbo Rap? You can't! You never said Bananas!
Hermit Gang x 16
M: Says the losers! Except, Mumbo's not a loser!
Mumbo:
Oh you wanted me to do a verse? I'll have to check with G Team-
Me: See? Mumbo's busy, not lazy like you guys!
I mean uh, I'd have to, I'll have to check with my schedule
Me: And he has a full schedule!
And see if I can...see if I'm able to do that sort of thing
Me: Mumbo can even Mumbo rap!
I'm a busy guy...
Me: He is right! He can redstone, unlike you Doc!
I'd have to do a verse. You know.
Me: You guys don't know what verse is, do you?
BANANAS.
Me: That's such a good word! You guys don't put that in your rap!
You know. I'd have to do a verse.
Me: He has to Mumbo Rap a verse!
BANANAS.
BANANAS
BANANAS.
BANANAS.
Me: Yes! See?
I just don't know if its a good idea for me to be part of this song really...
Me: Mumbo, it's a good idea. BTW, it's Mumbo Gumbo.
Copied
Judge: Your punishment is the death penalty
Sanjay uhh.. I love G-team & all but I think you took this a bit too seriously
@@Sanjay.2133 You need some help?
I love how season 5 hermits are just calm, but when grian joins, a war has started
Hard to believe that Hermitcraft War I was 5 years ago. I'm old
Season 6 Grian after listening to the diss track: “But why? ☹️☹️”
Season 7 Grian: *steals star teams doors* “REVENGE!!!!!!!!!”
HAHAHA
And then HALF of star team joins him....
yes lol
I really need to watch season 7
yes!!
Im just listening to this because i havent heard it in a year and i - this is so cool!
X’s voice is too cute for him to rap
Tho he still sounds amazing 🥺🥺
Hed be good at death metal most likley
I thought I was the only one who watched this in 2020
I do really like his voice for the rap mans is good
X's voice is really too sweet, I agree
I like the fact that even after a year people still chat in the comments
cant wait for hermitgang part 2
docs first line reached prophecy status..
Everyone: *fighting to have the best rhymes*
False: Killing is cool
_This song is how I started watching Impulse False And Xisuma_
i see why impulse and x but i dont know about how I would feel about false xD
Lmao same-
A perfect beginning! =D
U mean exxx aaaiii sumua voyaadd
Wait is Xisuma’s MC skin DoomGuy?
This aged perfectly.
Rendog: “I can mumble rap and still be the best there is”
10/10, defo the the most humble flex rap.
Great work! I really enjoy listening to the remixes