Lol thats what i did i left him behind, grabbed a faster bike, got ahead of the train and got off the bike, THEN i manually shot the vagos. No smoke required.
I love how he just walks off in the middle of nowhere. Like he couldn't bare to be in CJ'S presence a second longer after this display of sheer incompetence
Fun fact: In Cyberpunk 2077, there's an Easter Egg of the game when you see 2 black men in the train track and their name are JC and Little Smoke. Little Smoke said: "All we had to do was follow the damn train, JC!"
It wasn't because he betrayed the values of the Grove Street Families, allied with the your mortal enemies, the Ballas, had a hand in the death of your mother, started dealing hard drugs, and basically put Los Santos in the crapper with the help of a corrupt police unit?
It was literally the easiest mission lol, I've done it first try in my first time playing the game, it's as simple as he says it just stay beside the train lol
@@purpleandthetiger6848 Ye, I know. Its just that no matter how close I got, it didn't get any better. Then I realized there's no point in raging over a game.p
This mission is hard because the game fail to tell you that you need to stay at least 45 angle on the right of the train where those Vagos stood so that Big Smoke can aim his stupid Uzi on them. If your bike stay directly next to the Vagos like most people did then Big Smoke will almost always miss his shot. Then when you fail, Big Smoke got off his bike and walk home from out of nowhere and blames you for not following the train and that is just the icing of the fucking cake that pisses many players off. Btw, I've found out that you can jump your bike ON TOP of the train if you drive up one of the arch beside the railway when the train passes you and that will make the mission much more easier to complete..
dead meme the hardest mission imo is the mission where you have to gather a lot of police bikes in a short amount of time i forgot about the contest because the last time i beat the game was in 2013 lol
I can’t make it past the mission where you save some girl from a burning house. I pass the mission but while talking to her in a cut scene, she runs away and starts attacking random people and the cut scene won’t end. So I’m just sitting there waiting for the mission to end and it never does.
@@TheNerdyKoopa And when I gone, everyone gonna remember my words: ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS HAVE 2 number 9! A number 9 large! A number 6 with extra dip! And number 7... 2 numbers 45! One with cheese! And a large soda! *Right right right right right! Let's eat!*
You know what the real pain is? The fact that everytime Big Smoke said that, you failed the mission and had to drive all the way back to the starting point and start all over again
@@Bauglir100 This was also a thing in the mobile version. That's the one I'm used to playing. I forget checkpoints and retries weren't a thing in the OG GTA games.
The amount of times I failed this mission when I was young. I remember getting heated and hoping of the game and trying again for the next 2 days and finally getting it
Legendary video game lines: "Talk about a low budget flight!" "Liu Kang is dead" "Thanks Mario, but our princess is in another castle" "That was too close. You were almost a Jill Sandwich" "Sit down and drink your goddamn tea!" "Uka Uka is free? It cannot be" "Now I'd better change out of these wet clothes" "Complete the keyhole with your power. Open the door. Lead me into everlasting darkness" "I am the Great Mighty Poo and I'm going to throw my shit at you" "ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!"
Plot twist: They r not trying to catch the train Big Smoke just loves saying his dialogue Edit: if this comment reaches 452 likes (max) ill do another plot twist. 452 likes... 2nd plot twist: Big Smoke is actually a CJ magnet and keeps pulling CJ back to shout at him.
In a manner of anger, I, Melvin Harris, who goes by the alias Big Smoke whom every living and non living being refers me to as, had to request to you of a mission, one in many, to ride your motor vehicle and pursue a locomotive invented in 1888, somewhat also known and called a "train". In an immense amount of disgust, I leave this mission as of immediately.
Be sure and tune in next week when CJ and Big Smoke try to follow the damn train again only here on GTA San Andreas. This moment was brought to you by the Cluck'n Bell. You got to eat to keep your strength up.
It took me 30 tries, during those tries I kept rampaging, Mikey was watching as I threw my controller to the fucking wall... Bounced back and hit me in the face. Ow...then I kidnapped Franklin and asked him if he knows how to pass this damn mission, he said no but decided to stay and watch... Once I completed it I celebrated! So yeah, this mission is risky guys.
"All in your requirement in what your objective is was to proceed to pursue the cursed transportation vehicle often referred to as a locomotive, simply a train, my good friend Carl Johnson."
I love how Big Smoke just gets off the bike in the middle of nowhere and starts walking home. He's that pissed.
Kamakiri GES LMAOOOO
😁😂
When your parents drive by a McDonalds and say we have food at home.
Yeah man the way he blames you and then gets off the bike and walks away from you, it really leaves a bitter taste of defeat
LMAOOO
All we had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!
ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS GO TO A SHOOTING RANGE AND MAYBE YOU COULD`V KILLED THEM SMOKE
Yeah
Wow
Hey smoke what’s your favourite food
@@blitzo719 Chicken Man
The fact that CJ dived into the sea with his bike after they failed the mission shows his ultimate level of swag
Swag? More like depression.
@@NoName-eq9md unless depression is swagg
@@NoName-eq9mddepression? More like exaggerated swagger
Fr
@@NoName-eq9mdnah that swag
Big Smoke: All we had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!
CJ: Ah shit, here we go again
Stormerboy 😂😂
It happens envy Tuesday at 3 pm
😢 I D'ONT WANNA FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN PLEASE HELP ME!
Sweet: Don't get shit confused nigga!
GTA SA memes, they never get old man
I love how he doesn't only blame CJ for failure
As he says WE not U
That's the perks of communism. You share the struggles of life.
@@basedblackbeard4456 bit of a stretch but i giggled lol
Wow you made this not funny for me anymore
Mandela effect.
Coolmuzt nope
0:38 I love how the train isn't even that far away and Big Smoke just gives up and proceeds to walk home from the middle of nowhere 🤣🤣
Because………he’s HUNGRY!
Because the objective was to stop them from getting to San Fierro. Beyond that Point there is no way in to San Fierro.
CJ: All you had to do was shoot at the damn train, Big Smoke.
@@patricioperez7323I mean big smoke ran out of breath when trying to chase that Mexican vago guy who made fun of his mom.
How else is he going to get back home; it's not like he'd manage to be able to catch the return train either! >XD
All that was required of you, was to pursue the damn locomotive Carl Johnson.
Big Smoke: **exists**
CJ: _Ah shit, here we go again_
Cj:Peace wasn't a option
Ah shit, here we go again.
CJ: i take a number 9 fat boy
I present to you......your 1000th like
I wamt peace
Ah, good ol' RUclips algorithm has brought this back to me.
Gta2
Gta2
Same
I searched it lol
Ikr
0:19 Tbh, I would've just left him behind
(gasps) How dare you
Lol thats what i did i left him behind, grabbed a faster bike, got ahead of the train and got off the bike, THEN i manually shot the vagos. No smoke required.
Yeah he makes the bike moving slow
@@carljohnson992) Because he's Smoke
*Mission Failed* will pop up
“ALL WE HAD TO DO! WAS SOCIAL DISTANCING, CJ!"
“ALL WE HAD TO DO ALWAYS FACE MASK, CJ!”
@@lhordcharielerlandez758 all we had to do is to give up our Freedom to geht Security 😌
"ALL WE HAD TO DO! WAS MAKE A GOOD JOKE, MAIL CONTACT!"
@125x yes youre right😞
Shut up for the love of god
0:43 That ending tho XD
I give up
Init lmao
@Naman JEE Aspirants*
@Naman dark
@Naman ☠
Cj drives into the water.. video ends
He can’t take it anymore 😭😭😭
To be continued(
We dont know that, video ends
Kevin Eontrainer 😂💀🚑
lmaooo poor CJ got tired of Big Smoke reminding him about following that damn train. xD
I love how he just walks off in the middle of nowhere. Like he couldn't bare to be in CJ'S presence a second longer after this display of sheer incompetence
0:16 gets me everytime
"All you had to do was follow the damm train, CJ!" *commits suicide at the end*
But failed.
We
WE****
CJ is tired of Big Smoke's whining.
XD 😄😄😄
Fun fact:
In Cyberpunk 2077, there's an Easter Egg of the game when you see 2 black men in the train track and their name are JC and Little Smoke.
Little Smoke said: "All we had to do was follow the damn train, JC!"
Bro it's noob game even gta vice city can pass from cyberpunk noob lol who plays cyberpunk
Bro who cares if GTA Vice City better lol noob game lol 100
but is unrealistic because tank does not hit tree and golf car can hitting traffic light
A Gordon Ramsay profile picture! Nice.
@@bxeagle3932 cyberpunk barely even holds out all the hype for that shit
Big Smoke: All we had was follow the damn train
CJ: All you had to do was to shoot better
Jeremy Hill What fucking truck?
Na gayyyyy!
hahaaahha
*TRAIN
Gabriel Machado The one thats accellerating! Duh!
(GTA5 Line)
Roses are red
When there is rain
All you have to do
Is follow the damn train
DeadMistake Roses are red, big smoke is cool, get off my property, cause you picked the wrong house fool
@@428kasabian Roses are red
They grow on the hill
It's me Carl
Chill, chill
Cj
Everyone here,
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
CJ is good,
But BS is fool!
Roses are red,
Mission failed gives me pain,
All you had to do was,
Follow the damn train... CJ..
2004: All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!
2021: All you had to do, was make a proper trilogy and be friendly to the damn modders Rockstar!
Correct
CJ committed suicide. The End!
No
That's what he gets for that disgusting port-a-potty mission...
And all he had to do was pull the damn trigger
I love how CJ is so overwhelmed by defeat that he killed himself in the end
Your name said that you will dance for me if I don't stay home. YOU WILL NOT DANCE FOR ME. YOU. WILL. NOT. DANCE. FOR. ME.
@@speedtracker9556 BIG SMOKE: ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS SHUT UP
@@speedtracker9556 Did they dance for you ?
@@vishsarat now he’s living under your bed
Bruh
0:43 CJ got so pissed,ended his life straight way.
But he respqwned
I fucking died how Big Smoke fell of the train in the 2nd clip
Toxic R.I.P. big smoke
Toxic Then he just shouts the line to him from a distance lmao
Funny thing Cyberpunk has this as an easter egg.
Even Henry Stickmin too
Nobody cares about this polish crap game
@@franeksuarez why is it so hard to acknowledge them for taking the time to put the easter egg? Negativity will take you nowhere
They clearly didn't put enough time into their game though
All we had to do,was follow the damn train JC!
I failed that mission on purpose solely for that 😂😂😂😂😂
Now I know why the hell I killed Smoke
Carl Johnson 😂
Hyuga Johnson
It wasn't because he betrayed the values of the Grove Street Families, allied with the your mortal enemies, the Ballas, had a hand in the death of your mother, started dealing hard drugs, and basically put Los Santos in the crapper with the help of a corrupt police unit?
@@KG7777 it wasn't set in Los Santos that is GTA V, GTA San Andreas was set in (funnily enough) San Andreas
EDIT - I was wrong, my apologies.
Elliott Jewell Yes it is......
0:29 I like when he yells All We had to do was follow The damn train CJ 100 km away
Ivan Drago ya he's loud
Objetion!
This is.. a lie your honor..
Um.. u dont know how to count distance? 100000 meters is actually very far, a train cant cut this distance even in an 15mins, let alone 5 seconds
*62 miles. The game takes place in America
@@0xVENx0 Here we go again.... 1st degree community, welcome 😊
This mission was hard as hell! I used to make fun of smokes voice when he kept saying that 😂
It was literally the easiest mission lol, I've done it first try in my first time playing the game, it's as simple as he says it just stay beside the train lol
@@7ix1 in consoles you idiot😪
@@7ix1 I did it 1st try on mobile
@@egorbebreev yeah but it wasn’t easy as a younger guy playing this with almost no experience gaming of course now it would be easy
2nd try
I love how he just throws himself into the ocean at the end.
Too bad Carl can swim unlike the other two 3D universe protagonists.
0:43 when you give up at life
Remember u can swim in Gta Sa
@@dragothedago7856 remember you can drown in gta sa
True but u dont automatically die like in the prior 2 games
Drago The Dago he probably drowned himself
Swap 1 yeah he commit sucide
BS: All we had to do, was follow the damn train CJ!
CJ: All we had to do, was shoot the damn vagos Smoke!
😂😂😂😂😂
@The cooler Ainz well actually the vagos shooting CJ and BS didnt hit us even once sooooooooo
Good one 👍
To be perfectly honest, I didn't come up with this, this was a reposted comment lmao
Man i still can't believe smoke joined ballas at the end man thoso ballah
i like how CJ gets pissed and drive into the water lol 😂😂😂
Mission Failed! You didn't follow the damn train
Jack Baker I mean, when you go around cutting people’s legs off, it’s fairly hard for them to follow the damn train.
It isn't CJ's fault. Big Smoke just can't shoot properly. I was so damn triggered at this mission because Big Smoke has a really bad aim.
Ever shot with a gun? It would be kinda impossible to hit bro
@@purpleandthetiger6848 Ye, I know. Its just that no matter how close I got, it didn't get any better. Then I realized there's no point in raging over a game.p
@@purpleandthetiger6848 If it was me shooting in game, it would have been easy...
If he use mp5 or sssault rifle to shoot the vagos it's a better than but he just use only tec-9
This mission is hard because the game fail to tell you that you need to stay at least 45 angle on the right of the train where those Vagos stood so that Big Smoke can aim his stupid Uzi on them. If your bike stay directly next to the Vagos like most people did then Big Smoke will almost always miss his shot. Then when you fail, Big Smoke got off his bike and walk home from out of nowhere and blames you for not following the train and that is just the icing of the fucking cake that pisses many players off.
Btw, I've found out that you can jump your bike ON TOP of the train if you drive up one of the arch beside the railway when the train passes you and that will make the mission much more easier to complete..
4 years and it is still legendary
More like 20 real-life years and 32 gta years.
CJ: "All you had to do, was shoot the damn gunmans Big Smoke!"
Vagos*
Lmao basic ass turn around.
Big Smoke: "how dare you use my sentence on me, Cj"
@@fhsomething46 😂😂😂😂
*You dare use my own spells against me Potter*
This is the end of GTA sa for me. Anyone with me?
the mission after this one was harder imo
dead meme the hardest mission imo is the mission where you have to gather a lot of police bikes in a short amount of time i forgot about the contest because the last time i beat the game was in 2013 lol
The fucking nightmare is flying school and u need to drop supply above and dont detect by military
imo the hardest mission in gta sa is where you have to steal hydra at the military base in san fierro. got a hard time to clear that one.
I can’t make it past the mission where you save some girl from a burning house. I pass the mission but while talking to her in a cut scene, she runs away and starts attacking random people and the cut scene won’t end. So I’m just sitting there waiting for the mission to end and it never does.
Legends says CJ still follow the damn train
*Big smoke on his death bed*
"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ"
Dying "tell...tell CJ....he picked the wrong house fool....BLEH"
Lmao
Big Smoke: (dying)
His last words: And when I gone, everyobody gonna remember my name:
BIG SMOKE! Oohhh..
@@UkrainePatr1ot Big Smoke: and when I'm gone, everyone's gonna know....ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ.
@@TheNerdyKoopa And when I gone, everyone gonna remember my words:
ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS HAVE 2 number 9! A number 9 large! A number 6 with extra dip! And number 7... 2 numbers 45! One with cheese! And a large soda!
*Right right right right right! Let's eat!*
Roses are red,
my dad is a DJ
*all we had to do,*
*was follow the damn train, CJ!*
Wait waaaaa????
@@theeyebleed2105 XD
Is he..?
@@ianrandolph6436 No haha
😅
Legends say they are still following the DAMN train
Legend says the damn train is trying to follow them now.
Big smoke says
"All we had to do, was fallow the damn train CJ!"
But CJ needs to say
"All you had to do, was shoot with the damn gun Smoke!"
In Soviet Russia train follow you.
On instagram of course!
That's Pretty scary....
Give me some of that uhh Voroshilovgrad 2-10-2 class LV with a water box.
How funny..
(sarcasm)
PenguinPlay russian big smoke: all we have to do was get away of the train cj.
Those goons on top of the train had more life than 4 Dark Souls bosses combined. Damn!! 😲😲
HOT NEWS:
Man fails. But all he had to do was follow the damn train
Hmm
*2 years ago*
You know what the real pain is? The fact that everytime Big Smoke said that, you failed the mission and had to drive all the way back to the starting point and start all over again
A tough mission .
One of the few things the Definitive Editions did right was give us the option to immediately retry a failed mission.
@@Bauglir100 This was also a thing in the mobile version. That's the one I'm used to playing. I forget checkpoints and retries weren't a thing in the OG GTA games.
So big smoke can just magically return home in a flash by simply walking but I have to drive a long way back?!
The amount of times I failed this mission when I was young. I remember getting heated and hoping of the game and trying again for the next 2 days and finally getting it
ALL WE HAD TO DO IS FOLLOW THE DAMM TRAIN CJ
CJ: "COMMINTS SUICIDE"
0:16 wear your headphones
Big Smoke's aim was so bad that he and CJ followed the train all the way to Night City
The Big Smoke memes are so hilarious man.
Legendary video game lines:
"Talk about a low budget flight!"
"Liu Kang is dead"
"Thanks Mario, but our princess is in another castle"
"That was too close. You were almost a Jill Sandwich"
"Sit down and drink your goddamn tea!"
"Uka Uka is free? It cannot be"
"Now I'd better change out of these wet clothes"
"Complete the keyhole with your power. Open the door. Lead me into everlasting darkness"
"I am the Great Mighty Poo and I'm going to throw my shit at you"
"ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!"
“Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman.”
"I'm not a Sir! I work for the Living you Mo-Ron!"
Give me a drink, bartender
remember, no russian
It's to dangerous to go alone take this!
As a kid I just would just yell at my tv screen: “you drive the damn bike then big smoke!”
The good old days coming home with the 3 pages of cheat codes 😂
Plot twist: They r not trying to catch the train Big Smoke just loves saying his dialogue
Edit: if this comment reaches 452 likes (max) ill do another plot twist.
452 likes...
2nd plot twist: Big Smoke is actually a CJ magnet and keeps pulling CJ back to shout at him.
You're embarrassing yourself
@@blacktimhoward4322 😬
Another normie editing his comment to reveal useless information. Why do idiots play along with this shit?
This will never get old.
ALL CJ DAMN DO FOLLOW HAD THE TO WAS WE !
V-FUN what?
Mr. Nobody 2nd yes
You forgot a word
must be atistic
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL !
All we had to do, was follow the Love Train, Johnny!
- Gyro Zeppeli, 1890
Ayeee
*proceed to being left behind aftwerwards*
I don't know why, but i feel like this is a JoJo reference
aaaaaand Johnny was so pissed that valentine didn’t want to kill him
Even after 17 years, I am still following the damn train!
People who failed that mission over and over
.
.
.
.
Are True LEGENDS
Seriously, I have no idea why some think this mission is hard. I always thought it is very easy. Next mission from Big Smoke was really hard though.
@@hopy51 Its nearly impossible in pirated version of San Andreas.
This was the mission I failed the most 😭 this game brings back so much memories
nah man i am still on the one where I have to save Sweet in the hotel then shoot at the cops behind us XD the car keeps on being destroyed!
@@silentserenity2364 lmaoooo
This mission was a piece of cake for me. Zero missions were the hardest.
For me, it was the god damn dancing car mission. It took me 2 fucking years to complete that because I didn't know the controls!
i passed it in like 5 tries
One of the greatest quotes of all time
,,All we had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!"
When they manage to follow the train:
*ALL WE HAD TO DO, WAS TO ESCAPE THAT DAMN BIKE, DRIVER!*
Big Smokes Voice is legendary
Most iconic line in GTA history
All we has to do, is put this in 2019 recomendations CJ
*2021
@@Al_musawi14 this was 2 years ago 🤦
@@ezioauditoredafirenze3501 i know but it got in my recoomendations in 2021
@@Al_musawi14 ok
All that was required of us to accomplish was to pursue the damn locomotive, Carl Johnson!
In a manner of anger, I, Melvin Harris, who goes by the alias Big Smoke whom every living and non living being refers me to as, had to request to you of a mission, one in many, to ride your motor vehicle and pursue a locomotive invented in 1888, somewhat also known and called a "train". In an immense amount of disgust, I leave this mission as of immediately.
@@genista9910 too many added details lol. The key is to expand the already given detail, not to add non existent ones. Good one tho
This will never get old😂😂 memories.
This never even happened, why is this a meme? We followed it, we killed them. WHAT IS THIS?
Carl Johnson ALL YOU HAD TO DO, IS TO NOT QUESTION THE DAMN MEMES, CJ
@@lenarratorsocietyofsuperio2731 loollll
Behold the multiverse, CJ
Carl Johnson You a straight BUSTA
All we had to do was follow the DAMM train CJ
Big Smoke: *All we had to do, was follow the damn train CJ!*
CJ: *And all you had to do, was shoot your damn gun Big Smoke!*
Why would I shoot my gun if I needed it, I only had one.😂😂😂
Big Smoke all u had too do was aim the bad guys Big smoke
@@ayadkovli1528 all you had to was drive the damn bike right Random.
@@bigsmoke6115 ok smartass
CJ: All you had to do was not betray me by trying to kill sweet, which in turn killed his mom.
My ears are blessed.
*Sees this in the recommendations*
Ah shit, here we go again
I want this quote on my grave stone
This shit brought back some horrible terrifying memories along with a fuck ton of anxiety.
The only thing that was required of us was to remain adjacent to the cursed locomotive, Mr. Johnson!
Yes
*2010:* Nah
*2011:* Nah
*2012:* Nah
*2013:* Nah
*2014:* Nah
*2015:* Nah
*2019:* Nah
*2017:* Nah
*2018:* Nah
*2016:* It's about time
2019: Let's recommended this video
Thank you RUclips algorithm for recommending me this. I'm going to download it and relive my childhood again
0:44 when you spend all your money on your GF and next day you find her with someone ugly than you.
Tom Cruise mood
Stop falling for thotties playa
Hhahaah , nice one
Nah. I’d dump her. No need to put it on yourself when she can’t stay faithful.
Still it was funny how the video ends right before he hits the water
I’d beat her up. Stupid bitch
Be sure and tune in next week when CJ and Big Smoke try to follow the damn train again only here on GTA San Andreas. This moment was brought to you by the Cluck'n Bell. You got to eat to keep your strength up.
Edgar Banuelos Ayy, I’ll take a number 9... Fat boy
Yo Edgar, gimme a number 9 just like Luke's.
@@ItsLukeyB I'll have two number ones as tribute to our fallen brother Stefan.
Gimme a number 6 with extra dip.
Ok, I'll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s; one with cheese and a large soda
I was always pissed off how Big Smoke blames it on CJ not following the train instead of him having terrible aim
Train: (exists)
Big Smoke: *"ALL WE HAD TO DO, WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!"*
All we had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ
"...he said calmly."
Big Smoke: "All we had to was follow the damn..."
CJ: Bang ! 🔫* Body hits the floor*
*Gets on dirt bike and drives away*
Big Smoke: All we had to do was bring us 2 number 9's CJ
So many legendary meme moments came from this game, it truly deserves to be called a masterpiece
I love that at the end CJ just drive into the ocean and the video cuts halfway
I like the part at 0:32 where he goes "all we had to do was follow the damn train CJ".
Big Smoke rants to CJ about not keeping up with the train, yet all _he_ had to do was know how to shoot, and aim at the train properly.
0:45 CJ:You know what? I have no desire to live anymore, goodbye to Groove Street.
Probably the best video game ever made!
*COUGH* *COUGH* bioshockinfinite *COUGH* *COUGH*
Ian Randolph gtfo.
My favorite fails in the game 😂😂😂
What if big smoke dies during the mission.
Train be like : All you had to do was to follow the damn me Cj
It takes a week to complete this mission😂😂
Ajay Michael's no 1-3 times
Ajay Michael's Only the weak need a week to complete this
1st try
It took me 30 tries, during those tries I kept rampaging, Mikey was watching as I threw my controller to the fucking wall... Bounced back and hit me in the face. Ow...then I kidnapped Franklin and asked him if he knows how to pass this damn mission, he said no but decided to stay and watch... Once I completed it I celebrated! So yeah, this mission is risky guys.
I like how at the end CJ has just had enough and decides to follow the damn ocean
*MISSION FAILED: You lost them! Next time keep up with the train*
Should have been:
*MISSION FAILED: ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!*
literally nobody:
not a single soul on earth:
Big Smoke: *THE DAMN TRAIN!*
This isn't even funny this time
I love how while saying the line, big smoke just casually walks away
"All in your requirement in what your objective is was to proceed to pursue the cursed transportation vehicle often referred to as a locomotive, simply a train, my good friend Carl Johnson."