Dexter getting frustrated with the victim is always funny. Best part of the show is the scenes of him getting personal and interacting with his victims. Its good in the books but the show really nails that shit lol
Sadly many women still uses the victim card she was prime example of that in the show when she is killing her children and her husband and planning how she gonna blame it on others, these people grew up bad.
@@words007 As a woman, when a man sedates you, removes your clothes and ties you up with tape so you can’t move. The most common assumption is rape dosen’t matter if you’re a murderer or a normal woman.
Lol I just watched and finished decter this year and with virtually every joke masuka makes I just kept thinking how it would become a twitter think piece if it was released today
@@chrissteffen3718 Honestly probably my favorite character besides Dexter. It really is too bad that he died after only 2 seasons, but I makes sense. There was really no where else to go with his character.
@@bannanabutt6691 I watched some interviews with Doaks behind the scenes and he did comment how it would've been weird if his character stayed, and 6 season in he'd be still looking at Dexter suspiciously 🤣
@@sandunakalanka112 that does not mean you could spoil it tho. There are still audiences that newly discovered Dexter. You don't have to be a dick about it
Well she would have wanted him to do that, she even said in an earlier season that if something like that happens to her, he should kill her and that she would do the same for him
Why do so many funny moments always forget: Rita’s Ex: “If you or that skinny bitch try to screw with-“ Dexter with frying pan: *THWACK* Rita’s ex on floor: 😵 Dexter: 😬
That Dexter Morgan charm… I miss it!! God this was my favorite show back in the day! It actually has helped me get through a lot of shit. Putting this show on always makes my day better.
Angel is the only one in season 1 besides his sister respected dexter even when dex was being weird asf even in New blood though he think Dex is dead he still respects him. Angel remembers Harrison I wonder if he found Harrison when he want back to Miami after Hannah's death
@@oliverhughes610 I was expecting more seasons before they end his life definitely. Yeah, his death was all deserving given the breach of “Harry’s Code/Rules” but a few more seasons would not have been bad either.
@@shifa6347 True, it was so nice having it back and done so well that another season would have been cool, and to an extent parts of the ending were rushed - but I feel like overall it was done very well and was a fitting end.
@@grumpypoo7333 hahaha! You sure must have been busy every episode counting all the f-bombs! Didn't your Mum and Dad mind you watching such bad language if you were very young? :D
@grumpypoo Debra’s cursing was hysterical every time. I have so many faves. I curse sometimes but her hilarious cursing kills me. I literally would rewind those scenes a bunch of times 😂😂😂
0:47 the Zoe Kruger episode is one of those I liked the most. It was like a chess game where the psycho cop sees herself as a world class champion facing a guy who barely knows how to move the pieces. She thinks a lot of herself as a killer, she has the law on her side too, so she thinks nothing of a rival who seems nothing but a nosy, nerdy lab rat who is too meddling for his own good. Little did she know she was facing another psycho killer who was far more cunning and efficient at their trade..
you're missing the episode ending where a wrapped up guy escaped from dexter car, and after he and and other guy showed up dead, masuka tried to envision the gay fetish that created that situation
Omg yes 😂 and when he and Boyd show each other with the tranquilizers and woke up trying to explain the situation while still trying to get each other😂
Nerve wracking and amazing…was frank lundy. Dude definitely knew what Dexter was…but seemed cool with it. Wish there was some past interaction stuff with Harry and Frank. Wouldve lead super well into the Trinity stuff later
Actually he wanted to catch him that is why the staged the set up with FBI agents stalking and taking Dexter as if to arrest him to show him the slides, in the hope he would break down and confess. But Dexter kept his cool. Still there was Doakes at large but in the end he became very andry with Maria and him because they gave Dexter the chance to get away. He wasn't cool with it, he just couldn't get the hard evidence to make a case.
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'What is it with you and rape?? No one's raping anyone". The way he said it made me laugh out loud.
Dexter getting frustrated with the victim is always funny. Best part of the show is the scenes of him getting personal and interacting with his victims. Its good in the books but the show really nails that shit lol
“No ones raping anyone” is my favorite scene
Sadly many women still uses the victim card she was prime example of that in the show when she is killing her children and her husband and planning how she gonna blame it on others, these people grew up bad.
@@words007 As a woman, when a man sedates you, removes your clothes and ties you up with tape so you can’t move. The most common assumption is rape dosen’t matter if you’re a murderer or a normal woman.
@@badzi4200 Are you speaking from your own experience? The tape makes the rape part really, really difficult.
@@badzi4200 plus, even if that were true, why give him ideas?
@@badzi4200 Well even if all the circumstances pointed to 🍇, it didn't happen so this argument is null and void.
I think “I will not kill my sister” will forever be the funniest line in the show
7 seasons later
Dexter: " ....fuck...."
Not anymore now that he indirectly killed her.
@@algordo1997 wait what?!?🙀🙀🙀🤭
@@pepperdavis1433 You haven't watched it yet? Oh boy, you better do so before it leaves Netflix next month.
damb u pretty
"I can't believe it. 3.49 for regular?" Cracked up.
Today's prices: *_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--_*
0:55
I love dexters laugh lmaoo
I adapted this laugh and use it when I find something utterly ridiculous lol
Especially his laugh when she said “you gonna rape and kill me?”
“What is Hammer time… and how is it different from normal time?” 😂
Looool
Maskua would never survive the me too era.
😂😂😂😂
👌😂🤣 sadly they gone extinct now.
lmao, definitely not
Good
Lol I just watched and finished decter this year and with virtually every joke masuka makes I just kept thinking how it would become a twitter think piece if it was released today
I don't know what I love more:
Vince's jokes or Dexter's reactions to them.
4:29 This moment just hits different here in 2022...
Wultuh
Seems it hasn't gotten any better in 2023 either, also good one! 😂
Bitcoin solve this problem.
Masuka is so goddamn funny Lolol
this character would never see the light of day nowadays
His laugh tho
@@chudzij you're so right, it's sad the works a shit show now
I forgot he existed after watching the new blood season unlocked all those memories from the previous seasons damn
@@chudzij bro would get reported to hr instantly
"You think I'm here to invite you to my nephew's bris?"
"I didn't know you were you Jewish?!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" Lol 🤣🤣🤣
Doakes was the best character from the first two seasons. No comparison
@@chrissteffen3718 Honestly probably my favorite character besides Dexter. It really is too bad that he died after only 2 seasons, but I makes sense. There was really no where else to go with his character.
The best comeback ever
Quite possibly my favorite scene from tv ever. Makes me laugh every time, god bless Doakes
@@bannanabutt6691 I watched some interviews with Doaks behind the scenes and he did comment how it would've been weird if his character stayed, and 6 season in he'd be still looking at Dexter suspiciously 🤣
5:16 "I will not kill my sister"
Finale "Sike, you thought!"
Dude shut up spoilerr
@@sandunakalanka112 that does not mean you could spoil it tho. There are still audiences that newly discovered Dexter. You don't have to be a dick about it
@@jousga_ facts
@@jousga_ I mean, this is a really old show, people should be allowed to talk about it all they want.
Well she would have wanted him to do that, she even said in an earlier season that if something like that happens to her, he should kill her and that she would do the same for him
The way he says "No one's raping anyone" makes me think he can play a fantastic joker.
Why do so many funny moments always forget:
Rita’s Ex: “If you or that skinny bitch try to screw with-“
Dexter with frying pan: *THWACK*
Rita’s ex on floor: 😵
Dexter: 😬
Watch Dexter New Blood :)
Lmao 😂
@@G-ManXErlik it's not that good tbh
@@savitar8272 It’s decent. Better than 8 and 6 at least.
@@bannanabutt6691 No way, ending ruined it.
I can’t believe they didn’t include the scene where Doakes tells Dexter he’s gonna submit his ass for psychiatric evaluation!! Fucken hysterical 😂😂
Bro Doakes was too good of an actor
I almost pissed myself
Two words: autoerotic mummification.
@googleislame
Classic Masuka 🤣
Red Rover Red Rover, Send Chino Back Over
Him looking at Harry then doing a little dance move at him is so funny bc dexter is literally looking at empty space
Funny moment to me was when Dexter punched Vince at the bachelor party soon as they open the trunk lol 😂😂😂
Yeah, one of my favorites!!
"I have no idea what hammer time is, or how it differs from regular time," lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
That Dexter Morgan charm… I miss it!! God this was my favorite show back in the day! It actually has helped me get through a lot of shit. Putting this show on always makes my day better.
The fact that we own pretty much all of these hilarious moments to Masuka, he's funny as hell :D
0:55 That laugh is Hot 🔥 😂
The first one...lol.
God I miss this show. I mean like I miss the real Dexter. Not the last two seasons. Not New Blood. The well written, funny, deeply twisted Dexter.
You know new blood was done by the same show runner as seasons 1 through 4?
@@gbrown932 okay? Good writers can produce shit, good directors can produce shit, what’s your point?
@thebigragu9952 it's tv don't take it to serious
Dexter is a surprisingly good dancer.
I love this show! I wish the Doakes character would've been in the entire series.
"Cant believe it....3.49 for regular?"
The world felt that
Dexter is returning
@EndOfTheNight At least wait to see it, you dumbass
@EndOfTheNight I heard they’re using the old writer, the one that wrote seasons 1-4 so it could be good
@EndofTheNight
Michael C. Hall was incredibly brilliant on Dexter. Who gives a shit how old he is? Give the series a chance.
Well...
@@putinsneighbor8351 my thoughts exactly....
3:16 he said the thing
0:48 my FAVOURITE scene
The funniest line gotta be " I didn't know you were Jewish" 🤣
What about when Estrada wakes up in dex's trunk with Debra in the car? That will forever be the funniest scene
Yes, that is hilarious.
Dexter doing a boxing impersonation before he kills that one guy should have been on here.
Angel is the only one in season 1 besides his sister respected dexter even when dex was being weird asf even in New blood though he think Dex is dead he still respects him. Angel remembers Harrison I wonder if he found Harrison when he want back to Miami after Hannah's death
If Hannah is really dead, that is... or if her cause of death was as Harrison said it was.
I can’t believe they revive Dexter in New Blood, just to kill him at the end. That’s so annoying!!!
@@shifa6347 Why? It's proper closure.
@@oliverhughes610 I was expecting more seasons before they end his life definitely. Yeah, his death was all deserving given the breach of “Harry’s Code/Rules” but a few more seasons would not have been bad either.
@@shifa6347 True, it was so nice having it back and done so well that another season would have been cool, and to an extent parts of the ending were rushed - but I feel like overall it was done very well and was a fitting end.
The first one and “no one’s raping anyone 👐🏾” 🤣🤣 I rewinded so many times when I watched the show
I love this man. This guy right here, I love him.
$3.49 for regular? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is why Masuka is my favourite character
Just to think if Deb said the f word 4 more times she would literally had said it 1000 time during the whole show (she said it 996 times)
My God! You were COUNTING, lolllll
It was pretty easy I learned how to do it at a young age (I watched it a few times)
@@grumpypoo7333 hahaha! You sure must have been busy every episode counting all the f-bombs! Didn't your Mum and Dad mind you watching such bad language if you were very young? :D
@grumpypoo
Debra’s cursing was hysterical every time. I have so many faves. I curse sometimes but her hilarious cursing kills me. I literally would rewind those scenes a bunch of times
😂😂😂
@@katmonaco3167 "Holy Frankenfucks!"
"Fuck me sideways!"
"Christ on a bicycle!"
Some of my favourites.
Love the Ray Speltzer kill room moment! Many others. Excellent show.
"Gravity"
Lol
That 3.49 for regular line hits different in 2022
0:47 the Zoe Kruger episode is one of those I liked the most. It was like a chess game where the psycho cop sees herself as a world class champion facing a guy who barely knows how to move the pieces. She thinks a lot of herself as a killer, she has the law on her side too, so she thinks nothing of a rival who seems nothing but a nosy, nerdy lab rat who is too meddling for his own good. Little did she know she was facing another psycho killer who was far more cunning and efficient at their trade..
you're missing the episode ending where a wrapped up guy escaped from dexter car, and after he and and other guy showed up dead, masuka tried to envision the gay fetish that created that situation
Omg yes 😂 and when he and Boyd show each other with the tranquilizers and woke up trying to explain the situation while still trying to get each other😂
0:10 Was that Dexter doing that???? lol
He was a sadist and liked to mentally torture his victims before he killed them, but they deserved it.
@@ElleSimon-wi1cm We could use a RL Dexter in this day and age...
@@Willy2000ization We certainly could!👍
1:34 I still use this line, 10 years after hearing it for the first time.
"JAMES DOAKES is not available" voicemail will always be the funniest
"Fuuuck fuuuck" kills me
3:07
“It’s bad in there”
“Ok!”
“No seriously”
“Ok.”
“Yeah seriously it’s your wet dream in there”
“ok...”
FFFUUUCKKK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKK!
One of my favorite scenes.
4:31 _Nobody tell Masuka about today's gas prices.._
@4:28 I totally forgot Mike was in Dexter lol
Damnnn
Bro i guess you finished dexter recently because I can see you comments in almost every dexter video
@@aliarif7714 i had actually finished it way back in 2013. But started watching it again now
@@aks19880 same here
I swear i love this show so much😂😂
That hammer time was hilarious.
You forgot the part when right after Masuka angrily hangs up the phone yelling he goes “they canceled the erotic clowns”😭
This has to be one of the funniest shows ever made.
How dare you not have "Stop grinning like a psycho and get back to work." 🤣
3:06
“It’s bad in there”
“Ok!”
“I’m serious ”
“Ok.”
“She’s not kidding, it’s your wet dream in there”
“ok...”
but the hates blood and faints, it was so unexpected
Lmao the first one 😂😂😂 me and my best friend at the time both cracked up at that
R.I.P Dexter
Fuck em!
Best tv show EVER.
"I will not kill my sister".. Words we've all had to convince ourselves of. 🤫
0:12
😂🤣
Dexter's southern accent my fave!!
That first guy is in Daredevil as the guy who builds the suits
Yeah.
3.49 for regular? 2021: Hold my beer.
2022 Russia crisis REALLY hold the beer 😭
“he tell you that?”
I came for the very first clip. glad i stayed for the rest.
trust me, everyone loves Dexter😍
It's a shame we didn't get a Masuka cameo in New blood 😂
In Angel’s email it revealed that Masuka was getting married so that’s fun🤷♂️
It's a shame new blood exists
@@Ghost_of_James_Doakes I know 😑
Yeah first and second seasons were the best
I beg to differ. Season 4, The Trinity Killer, could rival King Joffrey in "Game Of Thrones."
@@jeraldmcclainofficial6005 Sadly both Dexter and GoT ended on horrible notes. But I agree S4 is legendary. Don't sleep on Doakes though!
@@ForwardTu Yeah season 4 is the unofficial series finale
Masuka is the best LOL
0:48 is it just me or the voice crack is similar to joker saying I don't wanna kill you
Wow perfect comparison.
I cant believe it 3.49 for regular? 😭😭😭
Fuck. Hammer time changed my life; love that scene.
I like it how there is no dislikes
4 now, unfortunately. All from sad dudes with no sense of humour.
@@CathyKitson Well, now you can’t see the dislikes at all. 🙄
@@sweetstormz Stupid, isn't it. First they take them off the comments, then the videos. Because, God forbid, anybody's feelings should be hurt.
Dexters interaction with the neighbor about the dog is probably the must human he has ever been. Everyone hates a shitty neighbor, even sociopaths
Just his face and reactions to things are the funniest things in TV history
The hammer time joke just gives me such neurodivergent vibes lmfao
I love Masuka 😂
RIP Dexter.
Dexter is the best
Let’s be honest there needs to be a few Dexters among the people of America
1:50 haha fuckin gold
even Dexter is above rape
Which is funny because a lot of people would like him less if he wasn't, even though he's a serial killer. At least that's what I assume.
“It’s bad in there” ok.
“I’m serious” ok.
“She’s not kiddin’, it’s your wet dream in there” ookay.
😂
I didn’t know John Diggle made an appearance.
He wrote a song for Deb. That scene should have been here.
LOL, Pablo? 1:46
Angel in the skies...
Debra Morgan is the best 😂
Nerve wracking and amazing…was frank lundy. Dude definitely knew what Dexter was…but seemed cool with it. Wish there was some past interaction stuff with Harry and Frank. Wouldve lead super well into the Trinity stuff later
Actually he wanted to catch him that is why the staged the set up with FBI agents stalking and taking Dexter as if to arrest him to show him the slides, in the hope he would break down and confess. But Dexter kept his cool. Still there was Doakes at large but in the end he became very andry with Maria and him because they gave Dexter the chance to get away. He wasn't cool with it, he just couldn't get the hard evidence to make a case.
Mike Ermentrout
RIP .........
1:34 lmao why is dexter so funny
Anyone else disappointed the the song Anton wrote for Deb wasn't here?
I didn't know you were Jewish 😂😂😂😂
Did he tell you that 1:36
'ok- ok-... Oh kay...'
I was not expecting to see diggle here
0:10 😄😄😄😄😄
I just realized he went to shepherd high 😂😏
omfg dexters sister