Ya see once you edge for 6 to 8 weeks you can shoot em over your head. Even if you edge 5 times a day it is even better but like you gotta be careful or you will accidentally lose it. There is this exercise you can do I was reading the columns in a playboy and it said if you clinch making your schlong go up and down, if you keep doing this you will gain more endurance during intercourse and also while you release your seed manually.
It's a good thing spooge doesn't actually glow under a blacklight, it has to be treated with a spray solution for it to become detectable under UV light. Urine however, glows like a raver at midnight. If you are a germaphobe don't ever go into your bathroom with the lights off and shine a UV flashlight near the toilet, you *will* freak the fuck out. You will see piss splatters halfway up the wall, dribbles all over the ground around the bowl, and piss channels running down the outside of the toilet bowl. None of this is visible in normal lighting conditions. I showed my mom her guest bathroom toilet with a 365nm filtered UV flashlight not too long ago, and for the first time in her life she said fuck you to me lmao. She then proceeded to spend an hour and a half bleaching and scrubbing the walls, floors, and the entirety of the toilet. Lolz.
@Lost yet Found Holy shit this thread made me laugh real good. I'm picturing a nice bottle of 2020 Mr Anderson piss wine 😂 and the label has a Matrix theme
Everyone was a hormonal teen. I may not have sprayed on the wall higher than I can reach but I will wager that if you put a blacklight in my bedroom at that time you'd think "how the fuck did he manage to get cum over yonder?"...
Just so we're all on the same page though: You do actually need to spray Luminol for it to glow. Fun fact. Spraying Luminol in clubs under the black lights is the funniest shit ever.
If you look closely at the clothing on the bed, you can tell that the black light is a separate shot. Apart from that, I’m surprised how good the transition is.
I never understood the sticky porn-mag thing. Not because porn-mags had gone the way of the dodo when I grew up, but because it simply seems like a profligate thing to do. Sploodging on your fragile property.
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Is it wierd mine glows without a blacklight?
A little bit, yeah
Eh, mine looks like Spaghetti sauce. So yeah, y'know...
Don't worry; that's just the Nuka Cola.
I've been laughing for 15 minutes thank u
Hashtastic you...you might want to get that checked
"if i had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting..."
- Starlord
You got issues, Quill
I am gross
That's actually from Two and Half Men.
"I heard he gave you the box of porn... We all had it.. If you had a black light from CSI? You could see that box from space..."
Which scene was the again?
alright I'll see you later Billy lol omg
That'd be my parenting style right there.
It glows?
Thank you, I could not make out what he was saying
It’s like he’s ashamed and understanding at the same time.
That's what was said yea
Dwight: "It's either blood, semen, or urine"
Michael: "God, I hope it's urine"
Ropes of urine
Hahahahaha
Michael: "What are all those stains?"
Dwight: "Blood, urine, or semen."
Michael: "God, I hope it's urine."
Get it right.
You suck and your show sucks
Did they ever decide if it was blood?
I knew where that bit was going but it still made me laugh my ass off when the father turned off the lights.
It would have been funnier if everything was completely spotless except his dad's cloths
Joe Schmoe What kind of fuckin madman are you!?
I was thinking it was going to be the dads shirt
I have to know how he was able to shoot full elephant size loads on the ceiling 😂
Pinch it just right
I have to know how you can't. It's a real problem
@@MisterBones223 drench them bitches. Literally drown them in protein; plausible deniability.
Ya see once you edge for 6 to 8 weeks you can shoot em over your head. Even if you edge 5 times a day it is even better but like you gotta be careful or you will accidentally lose it. There is this exercise you can do I was reading the columns in a playboy and it said if you clinch making your schlong go up and down, if you keep doing this you will gain more endurance during intercourse and also while you release your seed manually.
It's all in the wrist.
WKUK > CollegeHumor
WKUK>Every other sketch comedy anything
College humor = modern wkuk
@@lamasu8060 not even close. As in wkuk so much better
@@lamasu8060 College humor invented the most terrible autistic liberal sjw show their is adam ruins everything so no
Timothy Swan A shit on a stick > collegehumor
Damn, Billy should really be careful while drinking RC Cola in bed.
But how do they make rc cola glow? Which department is that?
@@djcook3991 IDK the marketing department will figure all that out.
@@Brian-uk6hc you are the marketing department
RC Glow, the incandescent beverage
I love all these references people do.
It's a good thing spooge doesn't actually glow under a blacklight, it has to be treated with a spray solution for it to become detectable under UV light. Urine however, glows like a raver at midnight. If you are a germaphobe don't ever go into your bathroom with the lights off and shine a UV flashlight near the toilet, you *will* freak the fuck out. You will see piss splatters halfway up the wall, dribbles all over the ground around the bowl, and piss channels running down the outside of the toilet bowl. None of this is visible in normal lighting conditions.
I showed my mom her guest bathroom toilet with a 365nm filtered UV flashlight not too long ago, and for the first time in her life she said fuck you to me lmao. She then proceeded to spend an hour and a half bleaching and scrubbing the walls, floors, and the entirety of the toilet. Lolz.
Mark Green hehe
Fuck you
Thanks for this.
Lol.
@Lost yet Found Holy shit this thread made me laugh real good. I'm picturing a nice bottle of 2020 Mr Anderson piss wine 😂 and the label has a Matrix theme
There's a reason every boys bedroom smells like someone is raising goats in it from age 12 onwards...
+Dustin Rodriguez In Kazakhstan because they are actually raising goats in their bedroom.
That would be a brilliant cover...
+Rizon1985
>MFW I'm actually raising goats in my bedroom
Mine smelled like weed
My brother litteraly smells like cum.
Still one of the biggest moments of father disappointment in any show
Only because my relationship with my father isn't televised
It's normal for a teen. Why would he be disappointed?
I don't know, wishing your son out of existence seems like the pinnacle of disappointment.
In all honesty the Dad was probably expecting worse.
Everyone was a hormonal teen. I may not have sprayed on the wall higher than I can reach but I will wager that if you put a blacklight in my bedroom at that time you'd think "how the fuck did he manage to get cum over yonder?"...
Rest in peace, Trevor. You will be missed.
He went just as fast as he came
On the dvd commentary they say they spent 4 days covering the set in actual semen but it turns out that doesnt glow in UV light
What?
That's funnier than the scene. Did they just piss all over it lol?
I hope you're not bullshitting me
@@ThorsShadow well I wouldn't explain it to you. Just go back and read everything. Semen doesn't glow. Man the nerve this ass has.
@@UsmanSaleemSulehri This is literally what I said in my comment (semen not glowing). Maybe learn to read before behaving like a fucking asshole.
This been a fear of mine since i seen this episode air
Well do you have a black light??
@@A-man1998 his dad will buy him one
Don't worry. That doesn't actually show under a black light.
@@spectralassassin6030 Thank you. I can cross out one cataclysmic hypothetical off my list of anxieties.
This is definitely one of their best sketches. so simple yet funny as hell. I love it.
Just so we're all on the same page though: You do actually need to spray Luminol for it to glow.
Fun fact. Spraying Luminol in clubs under the black lights is the funniest shit ever.
Ghost ectoplasm. I told you the house was haunted
it glows ~
Ohhh so that’s what makes RC Cola glow
The real "are you winning son" meme 😂😂😂😂 god I miss this show so much.
“Alright I’ll see you later billy” lmaooo
These are timeless
Love that they made sure his hands and shirt were glowing too
I just love how his hands are completely covered as well
It glows?
Brilliant.
Greatest sketch ever!!!!!!!!
Expectations: His bed is gonna be one bright ass bed
Reality: HOLY FUCK, HE GOT IT ON THE CEILING??
It's a master(bation) piece.
lol look at his hands
Oh man..
Nostalgia.
The Force is with Billy....... So much pressure, so much force.
Ok note taken to never show black lights in my room. Thanks for that!
this is the greatest visual punchline ever
Did anybody else notice that the father's hair glowed as he was exciting the bedroom? Looks like that family has a lot to answer for. Lol
"Alright, billy. Imma head out."
"I'm a friendly ghost" -Someone who had the same "issue".
"Alright, I'll see you later, billy," -Dad
Before watching I knew EXACTLY how it would end but I still laughed hard anyway.
I totally saw that....... **takes off sunglasses** coming ;)
Someone spilled a lot of Nuka Cola Quantum
Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah
How have I not seen this one
I randomly thought of this skit at work 😆
Reminds me “come down here” skit
lol "it glows?"
I was thinking about this sketch yesterday, just thinking about it and now it's recommended to me. Weird.
My room looks exactly the same lol
There are so many jokes to be made here, where do I start?
There's semen everywhere in your room?
Kevin at another reply because it's been six years
“It glows”
😂😂😂😂😂
Yes, it does glow Billy.
Now im actually scared to enter a black light room
Woahh a WKUK sketch I havent seen? Didnt realize that was possible
*uploaded in 720*
*really only 480*
Actually with RUclips encoding, the 480p video would look and sounds worse than the 720p encoding even if the source material is only 480p
+hsbinh1412 I doubt it. 480p has 128kbps sound. I'd agree if we went down to 360p, those olden days were horrible for audio quality.
Nerds
@@phillipians4137 good thing my internet can only run 144p
No one is going to mention when this came out?
"It glows?" 😂
If you look closely at the clothing on the bed, you can tell that the black light is a separate shot. Apart from that, I’m surprised how good the transition is.
oh, i assumed they got some paint that only glows under a blacklight. cool.
Well, I certainly saw that coming.
As soon as i read the title I knew where this was going lmao
Goddamnit I had to click this video, now my feed is going to saturated with wkuk lol
Related on another level
I’d call this dry humor, but...
dried humor
No, no. That's definitely dry
Obvious yet delightful
Just his white tee
Man I miss this show
Trevor: Aight Imma head out
trevor is so perfect in this
Idk if that's a set or not but that looks like the coolest room
Holiday Inn Express!!!
I didn't understand until I went to the comment section. Thanks team
"It glows" lmfao😂
Get me another bucket, Chester!
Under older brother's mattress circa 1996 - How does he get the magazines to stick to the mattress? One year of puberty later - Oh okay, I get it.
I never understood the sticky porn-mag thing. Not because porn-mags had gone the way of the dodo when I grew up, but because it simply seems like a profligate thing to do. Sploodging on your fragile property.
@SirNilzey if you go through life denying yourself pleasures then you're not truly living
My worst nightmare
this woulda been better if trevor was covered in it
Antdant4435 no it wouldn't
@SpruceMoose no it wouldn't. That's weird.
@SpruceMoose but it wouldn't have been funny! The punchline would've been ruined.
I know this is an old comment, but...take a close look at his neckline, juuust above the collar of his shirt. Sometimes it's even better subtle
@@MrAlehkra thats just his white undershirt
Let’s be honest we ALL knew the punchline
I agree but we all still laughed anyway.
I'd be glowing like Mr. Burns in the Simpsons X-Files episode.
aww its kinda pretty!
Miss ya bud
Love how both hands are glowing
Some household cleaning products glows too.
BILLLLLLLLY! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?
"It glows?"
Hahaha
" It's Glows ? ! ? "
Haven't you ever been to A Dance Club and ...
opps nevermind
When you bust a glowstick and you're high raving
.It glows. Lmfao
I'm a REALLY friendly ghost
-Xander (Drawn together)
OH MY GOD ITS EVEN ON THE LIGHT ITSELF
New RC Glow
the guy on the left, his head jerks suddenly after the light is turned off showing a different take
also the blanket on his bed moves
Plot twist, Dad spends WAYYYyyyy to much time in Billy's room alone.
Then how come Billy's hands are in seamen?
R.I.P. Trevor Moore!
"Oh God I hope it's urine"
-Michael Scott
RC Glow. That’s for the Marketing Department to figure out
Hell yes
ON HIS HANDS
I can't stop laughing 😆
“How are we gonna make RC glow?”
It's on his hands and shirt too 😂
So that's how Jackson Pollack made his paintings !
LOL
Yes Billy, your clothes
Relatable
As soon as the light turned off.... *Oh Damn*
What is all that stuff all over the walls?
Don’t worry Billy mine glows too
Rest in peace to the kings eternal sleep.
Billy's been a busy boy.
"It glows?"