Start of video: “Murder someone?? Damn never mind” Less than ten minutes later: Killed two people and tried to strangle your daughter.....This game changes you😂
@@km8102 well if it will make you feel better i just started and learned that im a product of artificial insemnation and my father is unknown so... loll wasnt expecting that
I lived till 120 and the only reason I died was because I was in prison for 5 years for murdering my ex husband who I had to pay 4 million dollars to. - I died because I ate a stash of drugs :)
Jen, when you get something like *depression, cancer,* or *the common cold* you can go to *activities* and go to the doctor. You will choose a doctor and you’ll pay to try and get cured. This way you have less risk of dying. Hope this helped! xx
Your coloring/lighting on your videos is so unique and so refreshing!! You don’t look the same as everyone else’s sets, it’s so pleasing to my graphic art designing eye
One time I lived to 120, and another time I had a net worth of $18,017,746. I also went to prison for attempting to kill someone and kept getting 8 more years after failing to escape. I also had 100% for everything. I was a porn star once and got hella money, and another time I was a music composer or something and had a salary of 1 million
jenn: *tries to murder someone*
person: *dies*
jenn: *:o*
Freddie!!!
Lol
@@poisonivy3627 wut the wut?
@@mikeylocke7166 huh?
Jenn: *surprised Pikachu face*
“I don’t care about my mom only tell me about ME”
*10 seconds later*
“TRUE LOVE thanks mommyyyy!!”
lmfao
8:40 you had the chance to name your daughter Taylor Swift
Or Phil Swift
Shaylaa Swanson even better 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻
Naima Torres yeah
who names their daughter phil lololol
Omg we share the same first name wtf
Jenn being homeless the whole game 😍
ItzLouis lmaooo
ItzLouis armyyyy
Does prison count as a home?? Lol
Technically she just never moved out of her parents house
“an iggy azalea concert... why tf am I going there...”
*im wheezing*
cancelled I read this while she was saying it
When you mean to kill your ex but you accidentally strangle your daughter so she squashes your eyelids... relateable🤷🏻♀️😂
love that you didn't realize that you didn't have a car or a house for your entire life XD
Please make this a series 😂😂
Nooooooooo
Yass Qweent YEAEAEEAEAEAEEAEAEAEEAEAESZSZSZSZSZSZSZSZSZSZSZSZSZSZSZSZSZSZSZSSZSZSZSZSZSZSZSZS
Yesssss omg 👌👌
Yes yes yesssssssss
YESYESYSYESYESYES
9:30 I was waiting for her to realise that it was her daughter😂🤣🤣🤣
Same, I was just like wait does she know what shes doing
play this game with Alyx
videocrazy yesss
Yes please!!!
Yessssss
Yes yes and yes
Megan Witney YES PLEASE
in bitlife i was constipated and had cancer at the same time. i was freaking out. long story short i died because of the CONSTIPATION.
lmao 😂
That made me laugh thank you!
Lol thank you you brightened my day
lol yikes my dad literally had stage 4 cancer and died of constipation instead
IM WHEEZING
“Oh no my happiness dropped to the same level as my looks, bad!”
I’ve never related to something more lmao
There needs to be a series on this!
Ffion Davies Yasssss
You can sit with us
Actually Megan I can’t sit anywhere I have *hemorrhoids*
I love that vine 🤣
its yOu cAnT sIt wIth uS
oohhh...aahh
*cant
Kady Martin you said can
ACTUALLY MEGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jen's life lesson: Go to prison and get hot
you not paying attention to your choices while playing these games has me rOLLING
*game nerds have entered the chat*
In one of mine....I was conceived from my parents trying a bed at IKEA
Taylor Wilmott
wTF
I also was conceived in one of mine on a washing machine on the spin cycle
Omg my that same thing happened to my friend
SAME LMAOOO
Taylor Wilmott same
My parents were 15 and I was a planned pregnancy...
Ellie Williams no..
Same literary (I mean in the game)
@@hope6351 same
My parents were 15 and they had me in the middle of the cafeteria
Once my brother asualted me and I died😐 TWICE
Start of video: “Murder someone?? Damn never mind”
Less than ten minutes later: Killed two people and tried to strangle your daughter.....This game changes you😂
😂😂
ROFL!
my “best time” in bitlife was when i got cancer of the eyeball at 1 and died at 7.
mark ruffalo lovebot LMFAOOO
😂😂😂
i once died at the age of 7 but then with a shotgun not because of cancer...
This video made me so happy, i was laughing the whole time thanks jenn
"I have depression now?!" Meee 😂
Meee 😂
hey from two years ago
i killed my self after seeing my mom was 19 and my dad was 87 and i was conceived in a library bathroom at the tender age of 0
_lovely_
ROFL!
Well then....
*weird flex but ok*
Dafuk they're like 68 years apart
We stan a gamer girl 🤠😌👍
Us gamers have to come together🤠
i agree
I only liked this comment because I saw ur user pic then this comment and I thought it was funny
Harry Bailey why are you literally everywhere
I see you in almost all of the comment sections of the ppl I’m subbed to...
At zero I died because my mom tried to shove me back up 😶
Edit- thanks for all the likes 😂xx
LMAO
Smexypotato__ 😭😂😂
fr?!😂😂
SKSKSKKSK
I died of depression at 10
Jen *kills someone*
Also Jen: *:o Oh mY GoD I KiLlEd SoMeONe*
I murdered my entire family in this game because my parents wouldn’t fund my university degree. I was never caught. (Again IN GAME)
Nate M How’d you not get caught?? Every time I murdered someone I went to prison 😂
Nate M I’m glad you clarified it was in the game hahaah
Goals
You people are crazy 😂😂
I did so many drive bys and never got caught but if I did get caught doing stairwell to hell I always escaped!!
I downloaded this app and my looks are at 3% :/
ouch thats harsh xd
Deniz Selvi now it dropped to 1% :(
@@km8102 well if it will make you feel better i just started and learned that im a product of artificial insemnation and my father is unknown so... loll wasnt expecting that
Deniz Selvi lol ... I just tried to find a date and and the guy who popped up’s name is Dick Licker....
Oreo The Food Motivated Cat LOL RIP
Apparently one time I was conceived after my mother toured a fire department and “tested out every hose” 🤮
DEAD
My mom went to the zoo and got the anaconda excited
KiAtTa KoRkOwSkI lol I'm deaddd
What the f-
Huh weird
I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN 10 YEARS
padraig I second that
One I was trying to age really quickly to see how fast I can die without killing myself and I ended living until I was 117 😂
xv Chloe I had a friend who did that it was like a race that we were doing and he died at 4 from cancer
im dead 😂 😂 😂
Jiminie's Bae so are they 😂
Whaaat
xv Chloe the longest I’ve lived is 100
I was playing the game once and I paid $90 for a doctor to cure my depression and it worked. Imagine if it were that easy in real life lmao
This was just WAYYYY TO FUNNY 😁
Edit: Omg thank you for 935 likes
OMG JENN LIKED MY COMMENT
Sadie Roberts it’s *TOO
OMG I played this and by 5 years old I had depression and anxiety because of my sister hitting me
Oh my god!! For a second I thought u meant in real life and then my dumb ass realized I meant in the game
Hailee Brie Lissette 😂 I ser why you’d think that
Please tell me this is about to be a new series 😂
This is literally my favorite app at the moment
Please make this a series😂😂😂
i was in prison for 400 years once
edit - damn that's a lotta likes
hmm ok....
LMFAOOOOOOO
wtf did you DO
hmm ok love that sis
hmm ok LMFAOOOOOOOOO THE MOST I ONLY GOT WAS 125
Do more of these!
search "BitLife - Life Simulator + aznazgame" for For Android download
I played that game and hooked up with 30 different guys and had 45 babies
oh my god
Holy shit!
i just want to appreciate the amount of likes i hope it never changes
nO JOKE I WAS JUST PLAYING BIT LIFE
Holly Kracke ME TOOO
OMG SamE
Sister And Brother ugh our minds
Same!
OMG ME TOO BIH
i just downloaded this app, was diagnosed with gallbladder cancer at age 1 and died by age 2... 😐
ieatpelicansforlunch oh damn lmao
ieatpelicansforlunch daaamnn
dayum tf
ieatpelicansforlunch Rest In Peace
I had cancer of the vagina once
PLEASE PLAY THIS AGAIN
BEST GAMING CHANNEL EVER
😂😂
I’m wheezing so hard
this game has had sooooo many more updates in the past year so you can do SO much more on the app now!! you should make another one of these!!
oh noo my happiness dropped down to the same level as my looks
... *bad*
Juli Jaén me with my grades
me irl
Same
THIS WAS SO FUNNY
When she tried to kill her daughter I died laughing
... the irony
this was freaking hilarious you should make this a series like you did with episode
Once I was constipated in the game
Zoe Salischiker
me too 😂
Damn I just realized how many likes I got and that Jenn hearted this
I died when she said, “oh no I didn’t mean to strangle my daughter.....I wanted to strangle my ex.......” 😂😂😂
“Preston Swift.”
*loud fart noise*
I watched this with my grandma 🤪
3:19 “Set up a threesome?!” *clicks over and over again*
First time I played I was a British flight attendant who was decapitated by a gorilla at age 21
Well shit
love that for you
KoalaGamer328 this sentence is a wild ride
Well shit good luck next time
How do you get decapitated
I downloaded this game because of you and now I'm obsessed
I was playing this and once at the age of 1 I was diagnosed with depression😂
You shouldn’t have taken the briefcase dude..
edit: OH MY GOD SHE LIKED MY COMMENT OH MDHAJDSHDDJSGGSHAGDGAJS
I get depression every time I play it and anxiety like hello this game knows who I am like wtf spookkyyyy
me
DO THIS AGAIN IT WAS SO FUNNY!!!😂😂
Make a series out of this pleeeeeease
Omg “tea” killed me about the satisfaction meter
I lived till 120 and the only reason I died was because I was in prison for 5 years for murdering my ex husband who I had to pay 4 million dollars to. - I died because I ate a stash of drugs :)
Lol
Jen, when you get something like *depression, cancer,* or *the common cold* you can go to *activities* and go to the doctor. You will choose a doctor and you’ll pay to try and get cured. This way you have less risk of dying. Hope this helped!
xx
When I played this I got depression, migraines and 10 other stuff... I ended my life
Devil Warrior I became depressed at 2 and my mother’s death cured my depression
editsxo OMFG
One time I ended my life at the ripe age of 0 because I didn't like my last name Gargbluster
we love an age gap couple
WHEN I SAW THIS TITLE I WAS LIKE OMG THAT’S MY ADDICTION
lol thanks for 69 likes
Liv MacMillan
Sammmmeeeee
“She squashed your eyelid 😂😂😂”
my 7 year old son died from a drug overdose
and I skipped the funeral I'm such a rebel
how does a 7 year old overdose?
Lmao same tho I did that with my 10 year old daughter and my girlfriend was pissed
@@erinnohalloran8646 they can get into the medicine cabinet
We got my math teacher to play it and now he plays it while in class
lol how did you get him to play
Tiana Huynh are u joking?😂😂
r/thathappened
Same with my history TA!
3:31 I had my headphones in and I thought I farted thx JENN!
I DIED WHEN I SAW WHAT THIS WAS CALLED LMAOAO
"WHY CAN'T I SET UP A THREESOME YET!!??" *spams the option*
you can get plastic surgery to get hotter 😂😂
@rosesinthebush ღ always choose the expensive one
I bought all of the plastic surgeries available and I ended up beyond botched, diagnosed with depression and anxiety and 1% in looks 😂😂
@@noodles9249 nice name you got there
rosesinthebush ღ I didn’t die until the facelift went wrong
Working out will also slowly but surely increase your looks.
Bring back episode! You can’t leave us on a cliff hanger!
Kind of offended she didn’t pick the name Valeria 😂😂
Can you play more of this this was a really funny video
Why was this the funniest video ever 😂😂😂😂 series pleaseee
8:26 ME: starts dating someone "LETS GET MARRIED!!"
I had 35 kids once... is that bad?
Tay R I-
ocean eyes omfg lmao
ocean eyes HOW DID YOU GET 80 KIDS? I tried having a kid at like 45 and it did NOT work😂
ocean eyes that idea has me laughing so hard
@ocean eyes Oh god 😂
" Accidentally pregnancy" story of my life :(
3:23
“Why can’t I do that yet?”
HAHAHAHA 💀
this is seriously the best game ever lol
i played bitlife once,
and now i don’t do anything but sit on my bed and make babies on bitlife,
life’s good
Om-
bruhhhhh why is this me
Loser Denise ahhhhh saaammeee😂😂😂
"Should I murder someone? Like, just for old time's sake?"
PART 2?
Please play this again, please.😂
It breaks my heart that this is exactly like InstLife
Give that game some love
YES!
You should make another one of these videos their so funny
finally someone has noticed the game
00:53 OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD
i need a bitlife series 👋
I haven’t even watched the video yet and I’ve already liked it.
Your coloring/lighting on your videos is so unique and so refreshing!! You don’t look the same as everyone else’s sets, it’s so pleasing to my graphic art designing eye
*can someone make a compilation of jenn singing "yeah" with autotune*
Ahaha someone should 😂✨💕
"My life is really going downhill. I shouldnt have tried to murder someone."
dude I played that and killed my brother’s bully when my character was 10
all I did was smash his knee and he died
mango idk why this made me laugh so much 😂😂😂💀
The dislikes are all the people jenn killed ( or atleast tried too)😂😂
including her daughter
Tamryn Roos to**
😂😂😂
This video was amazing! I would love another one.
I love this game so much I’m so glad a RUclipsr that I watch has done a video like this.
One time I lived to 120, and another time I had a net worth of $18,017,746. I also went to prison for attempting to kill someone and kept getting 8 more years after failing to escape. I also had 100% for everything. I was a porn star once and got hella money, and another time I was a music composer or something and had a salary of 1 million
wow you really are living your best life
Lunalivvy one time I had a net worth of 30 mil
my net worth is 740mil rn i shit you not i have a problem
Lunalivvy I was a porn star and got $20M as my net worth
I lived to the age of 121, had a net worth of $4,000,000, had 3 kids, 8 grandkids and 13 lovers