@@byron-ih2ge actually he didn't eat anything lol. After attaining nirvana he didn't need to. I saw a sculpture showing Buddha meditating and starving himself.
i think you're referring to the big guys, those giant television speakers. It's a pretty big generalization that all evangelicals are evil and prejudice. Well personally as one myself, I'd have to agree that most of the televangelists are douchebags
Depends, people in the part of the world where Jesus supposedly comes from are pretty similar to Italians when it comes to looks. I met Lebanese, Jordanis and Israelis, i wouldn't say any of them look brown as in black, more like tan. Semites are classed as Caucasians by the US government so they're white by law. Anyhow, why is the race of an non existent person even relevant?
@@MrStupidarmy Ethiopians are Semites and are black, while at the same time Lebanese/Syrians/Assyrians look white. Semites are more of an ethnolinguistic group than a race and the looks of the people where Jesus comes from, as I said before, look white, no matter the faith. If you want a famous example, go and look at Bashar Al'Assad, the dictator of Syria. He has blue eyes and wouldn't look out of place anywhere in Europe. Europeans and Middle eastern populations were in contact all the way from antiquity to the birth of Islam and have mixed a lot.
@@emp96ElminD A lot of stuff got twisted when the Church was attempting to gain power. Look up the origins of a lot of Catholic and Christian symbols and ideas, and you should get some good descriptions. Jesus was actually a person, and he seemingly did some strange things, but he was still a mortal man, doing mortal stuff. (FYI, I am not a religious person in any way)
@@seanjohnisee i don’t really believe in any sort of higher power but it pisses me off when people say that Jesus didn’t exist when there’s historical evidence that he did.
I really don't mean anything but Actually Jesus didn't save anyone and didn't get crucified or anything and he's not the son of God he just was born without a dad God is perfect he can do anything he can forgive people in anyway? Why would he need someone to crucify to take sins of others and he can just forgive them?
Beware of the world if we do not have Jesus we will not be forgiven from our sins Jesus Christ is not come in to the world to condemn the world but save the world and forgive us from our sins and give us eternal life ❤️
@@luisfernandolopez9794 ah yes a typical atheistic mindset. Regardless of what beliefs people believe in. Don't be a dick when they were asking a genuine question - an omnist
@@saibot23724 in the Bible it says joking around is a sin 😭in u got a jews man playing to be Jesus in he’s promoting sin 😭yo fun in joking around comes frm sinful man in god don’t like it
Wow as a Christian who knows MORMONISM/ SEVENTHDAY/ JEHOVAH/ QURAN MUSLIM/ CATHELICS (NOT INQUISITION) ME TOO!!! AND THOR (MARVEL) AND RA (EGYPT) AND KRAPOLIS (GREEK)
Eminem is the real Jesus Christ, and that black Jesus kinda suits Him pretty good. Lol. Short Jesus is almost there, but Em ain't that short, He's 5'9".
Wanna see birthday of lord Vishnu come india during krishna janmashtami and ramnavmi (North Indian festival) {respect to south india} it's way more expensive dud....2nd stuff he is immortal dud😎😎😁😁🤣🤣
I do enjoy Family Guy but come on this is not funny at all. None of these are funny. I understand that Family Guy tries to poke fun at everything but I just really think it's disrespectful to slander our Lord and Savior like that
One God, Three Persons The Second One is the Word and Son of God who became man in the belly of the Blessed Theotokos and spilled His Blood for our sins and became one with us through the Holy Communion, AMEN ☦️
@prat 667 Krishna in bhagavad gita is supposed to be the orgins of Vishnu and basically the omniverse there are two versions of Krishna the avatar one and the omnipotent one
@@itzfritz2644 yes but this is not related to jesus in family guy i think family guy is shit because of it repetitive jokes the show was good and now is just "oh hey there lois" * kill lois *" "oh remember when" same shit
@@marvinthemaniac7698 Dear, jewish is not an ethnicity... It's a religious term. There are black, white and brown Jews. Different ethnicities. But I see your point that he was born in a Jewish household. 👍
@Marie Curie Avatars of Vishnu are mortal beings, not Vishnu himself. The reason behind this concept of avatar:- Even God can not escape the truth of life and death, if he descents to earth.
@Marie Curie well , christian God could have made us all christains , but he couldn't.. He is invisible. Too weak to even show his face.. Also, your avatar is eventually, you..
Black Jesus is the best thing I've seen today
"I rode into town on an ass, yo Mama's ass"
Idiot go to he'll are you joking
He probably was actually
@@kirubelasmelash970 ???? Its a tv show
@@zeprhix399 Yeah duddďdddddddde
1:30 "Seriously dude, happy Birthday!" gets me every time 😂😂😂
LoL me too.
@@bhaveshkasera2533 me too haha
Me too lol
_"People were a lot shorter 2000 years ago"_
Buddha: *speak for yourself, brother*
Don't get it!
@@hakimziyech9375 Prince Siddhartha aka Gautam Buddha was above 6feet tall. Multiple sources confirm it.
@@akbrahma7739 he ate his vegetables
@@cart4092 ya he was a vegetarian ofc
@@byron-ih2ge actually he didn't eat anything lol. After attaining nirvana he didn't need to. I saw a sculpture showing Buddha meditating and starving himself.
Stewie won’t be older than he already is. He has been 1 year for 21 years
Does that mean that St Christopher of Hansen won't be stopping by to see Jesus at 2:00?
This doesn’t feel so good after watching the chosen.
The movie about the modern and Hasidic Jewish kids who befriend each other? Why is that?
No, the series @@fiddlerontheroof4099
Honestly, I think evangelical Christians in America have done more damage to Jesus than Family Guy ever could...
I absolutely agree! Those people are the wolves in sheep's clothing that we were warned about in the Book of Matthew.
Agree! They literally threaten people because of their different religious believes.
@@princelupingamer9395 the worst part is the U.S. federal government lets them get away with it.
i think you're referring to the big guys, those giant television speakers. It's a pretty big generalization that all evangelicals are evil and prejudice. Well personally as one myself, I'd have to agree that most of the televangelists are douchebags
@@alfonsolatorre2628 the ones I met in my day certainly were.
My favorite character in this show along with his father lolol...
Mr. Weed and France's were better
Who Quagmire ?
Is Jesus humming an actual song in the beginning? I'm curious.
Careless Whisper probably
@@adityadaschoudhury9231 it sounds like a looney tunes theme song with bugs n Daffy duck
Lord Jesus Christ Son of God have mercy on me a sinner.
Viva Cristo Rey
Dios es gay
1:03 that wasn't even from family guy, that was from Seth's cavalcade of cartoon comedy
Lord Jesus Christ please have mercy on us sinners ✝
Why should he?
We're all scum.
Cope
@@saibot23724 That's the point of Jesus Christ
Not gonna lie family guy version of Jesus is far better than south park 😂
Jesus Hitler christ 🤣🤣🤣 I nearly choked upon hearing this 🤣🤣
I hope that Christ in Heaven is this humorous and handsome... Glory to the LORD god jesus christ
God bless you. AMEN.
He's a sadomasochist that's enjoying this hell on Earth
01:46 what episode is this please?
Jesus in the corporate office setting
I clicked on this video because I thought it was a moistcritikal compilation
“Just some guy wiping his ass with his hand” oof
Fun fact:
Jesus was middle eastern that means Jesus was literally BROWN...
Depends, people in the part of the world where Jesus supposedly comes from are pretty similar to Italians when it comes to looks. I met Lebanese, Jordanis and Israelis, i wouldn't say any of them look brown as in black, more like tan. Semites are classed as Caucasians by the US government so they're white by law. Anyhow, why is the race of an non existent person even relevant?
Semites, not all semites brown, not Caucasian either.
@@MrStupidarmy Ethiopians are Semites and are black, while at the same time Lebanese/Syrians/Assyrians look white. Semites are more of an ethnolinguistic group than a race and the looks of the people where Jesus comes from, as I said before, look white, no matter the faith. If you want a famous example, go and look at Bashar Al'Assad, the dictator of Syria. He has blue eyes and wouldn't look out of place anywhere in Europe. Europeans and Middle eastern populations were in contact all the way from antiquity to the birth of Islam and have mixed a lot.
@@emp96ElminD A lot of stuff got twisted when the Church was attempting to gain power. Look up the origins of a lot of Catholic and Christian symbols and ideas, and you should get some good descriptions. Jesus was actually a person, and he seemingly did some strange things, but he was still a mortal man, doing mortal stuff. (FYI, I am not a religious person in any way)
@@seanjohnisee i don’t really believe in any sort of higher power but it pisses me off when people say that Jesus didn’t exist when there’s historical evidence that he did.
Can someone make a "jesus gets a job at the office" under david Brent's manager
Sacrosanct Blasphemy has never been so funny...
Plus the time holidays part was genius
"Ever smoke one of theeeese?" 😂
Jesus Christ
If I were to return this current day I would wear a Green sweater like that
back then that was how one would clean one's self.
When I return my feet shall not touch the ground.
Black Jesus 😂
Jesus saved us in the cross he gave his life to us to save us
And this is the message to him
You mean he saved us from the hell where his own father made it?
God does not exist
I really don't mean anything but Actually Jesus didn't save anyone and didn't get crucified or anything and he's not the son of God he just was born without a dad God is perfect he can do anything he can forgive people in anyway? Why would he need someone to crucify to take sins of others and he can just forgive them?
Saved us from what? From wars? From deseases? Or perhaps from what he would do to us if we don't worship him?
Galatians 6-7
Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
Jesus Is gay
Beware of the world if we do not have Jesus we will not be forgiven from our sins
Jesus Christ is not come in to the world to condemn the world but save the world and forgive us from our sins and give us eternal life ❤️
Being an atheist like myself this was funny to watch
What made you abandon faith? If you don’t mind me asking of course.
@@Rotisiv I was born an atheist where is the evidence of a man sitting on a cloud
@@luisfernandolopez9794 ah yes a typical atheistic mindset. Regardless of what beliefs people believe in. Don't be a dick when they were asking a genuine question
- an omnist
It is funny for all you need not to be atheist .
You are so much smarter than all of us.
Um how did I miss all these?🤣
“God shall not be mock for whatever a man sowth he shall reapth “
Joking does not equal mocking.
@@saibot23724 u don’t suppose to joke with god name at all it’s in vain in mocking what is u talking about 😭😂🤨
@@Benjamin_694 You make God sound like a crybaby who gets mad whenever someone makes a harmless joke about him.
@@saibot23724 in the Bible it says joking around is a sin 😭in u got a jews man playing to be Jesus in he’s promoting sin 😭yo fun in joking around comes frm sinful man in god don’t like it
@@Benjamin_694 The Bible also said that not keeping your hair neat is a sin.
I don't entirely trust that book.
Funny😂😂😂
Literally missed out on the best line "Jesus Christ get the escalade" ?????
I wanna see more of Jesus in family guy!
Wow as a Christian who knows MORMONISM/ SEVENTHDAY/ JEHOVAH/ QURAN MUSLIM/ CATHELICS (NOT INQUISITION) ME TOO!!!
AND THOR (MARVEL)
AND RA (EGYPT)
AND KRAPOLIS (GREEK)
Atheist join the group
God bless you sir
Jesus is alive this word this comment is from Zain😽🪄🌎
I don’t know man Jesus Hitler Christ sounds weird 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:05 this is funny
You should look at the pictures of Krishna Janmasthami.. For vishnu's birthday Party... Jesus will be shocked 😱
So you’re telling me Jesus himself thought the world was ending cuz some local Rhode Island newscast said it was
"You know nothing of my wotk"
Eminem is the real Jesus Christ, and that black Jesus kinda suits Him pretty good. Lol. Short Jesus is almost there, but Em ain't that short, He's 5'9".
Cause there's a hole in it!😂Now, that's funny!😂😂😂
God is unseen so ppl can’t make fun of him Y’all crazy lol believing Jesus is God and having a face of God & people making fun of him
I highly doubt Jesus would flick someone off😂
Maybe Christian Nationalists.
Gamer: umm jesus is here
Jesus:yes all gamers im your way
Jesus:find the way gamers
Gamers:rapture tume meeting me
what song was Jesus humming when Stewie was visiting Jesus in the past
0:11 LOL
Way you Don cere jesses
Black Jesus 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Why did they mock Jesus?
That’s againts rules from the 10 commandments
Spawn extreme griefer Jesus
Vishnu 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
does anyone know which episode that last clip is from? hilarious
Black jesus 😂
Galatians 6:7
Do not be deceived: God is not mocked, for whatever one sows, that will he also reap.
White 🤍 7 tall and 8 tall 🤣🤲🤲😂🤯🧱
🤣🤣
1:40
Wanna see birthday of lord Vishnu come india during krishna janmashtami and ramnavmi (North Indian festival) {respect to south india} it's way more expensive dud....2nd stuff he is immortal dud😎😎😁😁🤣🤣
Really, He told you that? Because last time I saw him he was scattered into pieces along the ganga.
@@rishabhkashyap1802 that's our part of our celebration....and we have that much money to burn 1K worth structure Just in 10min
American cartoons Don't know how to respect other religions comparing Jesus'birthday with Vishnu's .
Than watching this watch billy graham
I do enjoy Family Guy but come on this is not funny at all. None of these are funny. I understand that Family Guy tries to poke fun at everything but I just really think it's disrespectful to slander our Lord and Savior like that
the whole show aint funny tho
😂 as long as it's Jesus it's fine. Replace it by Mohammed and your laugh will be gone ( along with you'r head )
I knew it
jeus
The Griffins can help you choose the right denomination: ruclips.net/video/ROMSpiPQPQ8/видео.html
This is blasphemous!!!
Atleast they have black jesus
@@helicoptermaniac so?
@@aaronbinumathew9182 black jesus is funni
I hope you like fire
There’s a lot where your goin
you found this video offensive, which is funny. and thats why im happier than you (i actually have a sense of humor).
So it’s fine when people make racist, sexist and homophobic jokes, but it’s not when somebody makes a harmless joke about god? Ok
@@PumpkinEater89 I'm sure God finds it funny and there is no fire in hell. Hell is like prison only evil people like Hitler go down there.
Yea? I thought your mother breathes fire?
This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but people loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil.
John 3:19
That is not funny😠😡🤬😤
Si lo es
😂
Stop please 🥺😭
This is a disgrace an embarrassment of something so pure and beautiful
I know right, they did my nigga black jesus a bad thing
WHAT A DISGRACE
Typical Christian
SJW
it's just a joke
Wtff 2:10
South Park Jesus is better in my opinion.
Inappropriate
Lord Jesus Christ please have mercy on us sinners
ONLY GOD is LORD.
Yeshua (Jesus) is Lord and God in the flesh
One God, Three Persons
The Second One is the Word and Son of God who became man in the belly of the Blessed Theotokos and spilled His Blood for our sins and became one with us through the Holy Communion, AMEN ☦️
Indeed dude. Blasphemy 100 here. ):
“Spooky language” George Carlin
We need a Black Jesus series.
Yeah it's kinda one of the funniest things I've ever seen in family guy
There is, I think I saw on Adult Swim.
I wonder if Disney would even allow it
It was the Obama presidency.
@@Tigerman1138 aw white trumpie mad
Lord Vishnu's birthday is celebrated as "Krishna Janmashtami" in India 😛
Most of the things are an joke no need to take it seriously
@@Nova67827 yup buddy, I understand 😛🤟
@prat 667 Krishna in bhagavad gita is supposed to be the orgins of Vishnu and basically the omniverse there are two versions of Krishna the avatar one and the omnipotent one
@@jagdeeppanag5396 Both are same
Isn't Krishna the original black jesus, since the word krishna literally means black.
May God bless the one who made this video ❤️
Jesus Hittler Christ was funnyest thing i have ever seen
Talk about the irony with the whole Kanye thing happening
"Funnyest"
2:42 how the hell did you get that that’s a stock episode for you can handle the booth and they are talking over that part
in the season 17 dvd release, they show that stock episode in its entirety without anyone talking in the background
Ha Jesus talking science
Jesus is my favorite FG character
and family guy is shit
@@kakagakakerger4165 did they hurt your feelings?😢
@@msh2193 ?
the only ppl who like family guy are EdGy KiDs who think its funny
you look like one of them with that argument
@@kakagakakerger4165 let me guess, christian?
@@itzfritz2644 yes but this is not related to jesus in family guy
i think family guy is shit because of it repetitive jokes
the show was good and now is just "oh hey there lois" * kill lois *"
"oh remember when"
same shit
Their birth dates are different
Well, at least Vishnu has T-Series instead of Christmas carols!
Also, has anyone seen Indian weddings or the festival of Ganesh?
Jesus was Jewish.
Yes
@@kayrazpatel everyone needs to know that.
@@marvinthemaniac7698 yet the Jews disowned him as prophet. So.... Point?
@@shahrukhghous9336 he was still ethnically Jewish
@@marvinthemaniac7698 Dear, jewish is not an ethnicity... It's a religious term. There are black, white and brown Jews. Different ethnicities. But I see your point that he was born in a Jewish household. 👍
Black Jesus is my favourite character from now on.
0:47 Words cannot describe how hard I'm laughing right now...
Some who are offended, the director of this is an atheist.
0:10 I like how stupid Jesus is acting
The first one is so hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂😄😄😄😄😆😆😆😃😃😃😃😃
Hahah I know!! keep trying to figure out the song he’s humming.
Jesus isn't white 1:15
*JESUS was Jewish*
"I dunno man Jesus Hitler Crist sound weird"
Lord Vishnu be like, "Birthdays are for mortals kid. Well Indians celebrate my birthday 11 times in a year though."
Yeah dude
Butthurt
@Marie Curie Avatars of Vishnu are mortal beings, not Vishnu himself.
The reason behind this concept of avatar:- Even God can not escape the truth of life and death, if he descents to earth.
@Marie Curie his avatar, yes..
They did their job and left ..
@Marie Curie well , christian God could have made us all christains , but he couldn't..
He is invisible. Too weak to even show his face..
Also, your avatar is eventually, you..
Lot of butt hurt people in comments
Sometimes we all feel like Jesus.
...
Not the Jesus of the Bible, the Family Guy Jesus who's, let's face it, a bit of a loser.
1:04