Fancy squids are why Splatoon has no voice chat

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Комментарии • 643

  • @joygreen4688
    @joygreen4688 8 лет назад +306

    I farted in a Apple Store....Not my fault they didn't have Windows

    • @foxythepirate7194
      @foxythepirate7194 7 лет назад +13

      Puns is confirmed

    • @iq9844
      @iq9844 7 лет назад +5

      Isee what did there

    • @dizzy4731
      @dizzy4731 7 лет назад +2

      Mitchell McCool just stop please (jk it's clever )

    • @joygreen4688
      @joygreen4688 7 лет назад

      danks but don't thank me my friend mostly thought of it he thought of a computer joke all I thught about was it being Apple store

    • @tiffzheng2291
      @tiffzheng2291 7 лет назад +1

      Lol

  • @brittneyt375
    @brittneyt375 8 лет назад +181

    6:48 lol... "So that's what it feels like."

  • @chibidangames
    @chibidangames 8 лет назад +107

    WhiteHawke is why Splatoon has no voice chat.

  • @muffinman9158
    @muffinman9158 8 лет назад +68

    Damn the laggers in this one.

  • @sylviahurst8079
    @sylviahurst8079 8 лет назад +90

    I've had a habit of being on the losing team of splatfests recently ;_;

    • @topi3366
      @topi3366 8 лет назад

      The salt is real :c

    • @lith6422
      @lith6422 8 лет назад

      +Sylvia Hurst same :/

    • @NintendYoshiSplatoon
      @NintendYoshiSplatoon 8 лет назад

      I finally won this one

    • @AngelCakez
      @AngelCakez 8 лет назад

      I only lost 2, that one and the Past vs Future one. T_T

    • @loverboyjuno1374
      @loverboyjuno1374 8 лет назад

      Costume vs fancy was the first one I've lost

  • @suzettegonzalez4047
    @suzettegonzalez4047 8 лет назад +21

    6:48 Hawke finally got a taste of his own medicine XD

  • @DannyMan101
    @DannyMan101 8 лет назад +13

    They're never dead until you hear the anguishing screams, I suppose...

  • @ghostythegreat
    @ghostythegreat 6 лет назад +10

    When you hit someone with a charger it's so...
    *Splatisfying*

  • @wwenetwork5
    @wwenetwork5 8 лет назад +16

    I chose costume because they were less popular, then I realized it was worldwide

  • @beegyuu5421
    @beegyuu5421 8 лет назад +250

    Huh, no wonder Team costume lost, you were on the other team

    • @pottedplanttv9729
      @pottedplanttv9729 8 лет назад +2

      There's been times when the teams he were on have lost

    • @pottedplanttv9729
      @pottedplanttv9729 8 лет назад

      yes yes I know. I couldn't be bothered to edit/retype the comment.

    • @beegyuu5421
      @beegyuu5421 8 лет назад

      Its called a joke.

    • @pottedplanttv9729
      @pottedplanttv9729 8 лет назад +3

      +Nepeta Edits Wasn't a good one though, so it seemed more like you were stating what you believed to be a fact.

    • @beegyuu5421
      @beegyuu5421 8 лет назад

      Riiuun Do you have a phd

  • @hungrytaillow7609
    @hungrytaillow7609 8 лет назад +3

    "UGH!!! So that's what it feels like..." LOL my favorite part

  • @seamusgr
    @seamusgr 8 лет назад +82

    Why was there so much lag in this compilation?

    • @kektendo9587
      @kektendo9587 8 лет назад +9

      Why was there so much lag in this splatfest. Almost every match was disconnected. Maybe it was my connection...

    • @roberto-gy6nj
      @roberto-gy6nj 8 лет назад +4

      +SimplySalamence because of those japanese, they make all slatfests laggy and horrible

    • @roberto-gy6nj
      @roberto-gy6nj 8 лет назад +2

      Daphne. PNG no, this was the laggiest splatfest by far, i played around 100 games and on about 27 games i disconnected

    • @sylviahurst8079
      @sylviahurst8079 8 лет назад +1

      I never got any lag when I played during the splatfest. I got more lag in previous splatfests. Maybe people of the same rank as me have stable connections. I'm around S rank

    • @daphne__x4626
      @daphne__x4626 8 лет назад

      Sylvia Hurst Yeah, that's the rank I'm in as well so it could be

  • @MintyBlueNobody
    @MintyBlueNobody 8 лет назад +20

    These videos don't have enough splooshes anymore ;-;

  • @phee9619
    @phee9619 7 лет назад +7

    Team Elsa vs. Team Dancing Hot Dogs. Great Splatfest.

    • @sarahm1674
      @sarahm1674 6 лет назад +2

      that would be a cringefest

  • @YueKatsura
    @YueKatsura 8 лет назад +10

    The lag shown here was atrocious. Good grief...

  • @Toast4690
    @Toast4690 8 лет назад +8

    I can't imagine how SALTY the Japanese were after this splatfest

  • @Flygoniaks
    @Flygoniaks 8 лет назад +8

    6:24 What'ch you gonna do when Hawke-A-Mania runs wild on YOU?

    • @casuallofi548
      @casuallofi548 8 лет назад

      +Flygonians watch ya gonna do when the hawke comes for u

  • @AlexandraStubbs
    @AlexandraStubbs 8 лет назад +2

    Yes loved it very much! Even with the insane lag, handled everything amazingly!

  • @SuperMagicUnderwear
    @SuperMagicUnderwear 8 лет назад +7

    I saw you use a Custom Hydra for a bit. :o That's my main!

    • @forceofnatureDGX
      @forceofnatureDGX 8 лет назад +1

      +Inhaled Corn I use it too, but it's not my main; the vanilla heavy is... it was fun seeing him use it though haha

    • @forceofnatureDGX
      @forceofnatureDGX 8 лет назад +1

      I use both the heavys, both the hydras, and the Zink mini. Also use the SS Pro and the custom blaster

    • @rangerbizmuth9189
      @rangerbizmuth9189 8 лет назад +1

      I use the Heavy splatling deco my vids show proof

  • @natqevalhiindisguise141
    @natqevalhiindisguise141 6 лет назад +1

    warping through space and time, KrakenHawke speeds across the map in seconds, vaporizing anything in his path. the enemy team is dead before they even know it..

  • @liamwhite4160
    @liamwhite4160 8 лет назад

    I was waiting for this for so long

  • @jinsouu19
    @jinsouu19 6 лет назад

    Most of your videos have inspired me to become a great sniper in both sp1 and sp2

  • @SubSpaceKing
    @SubSpaceKing 8 лет назад +3

    6:47 you do that to us ALL THE TIME! I think it's about time you got the receiving end, lol...

  • @drugsarebad7822
    @drugsarebad7822 8 лет назад +7

    Wait, what is the name of the ability you used that kills people even if you dont hit them?

  • @cakeyseeks124
    @cakeyseeks124 8 лет назад

    I so want to battle you in the new Splatfest: I'd Rather Travel The World or I'd Rather Go To Outer Space. Which one are you voting for

  • @zephyfoxy
    @zephyfoxy 8 лет назад

    Going back and watching all these just makes me depressed that the final splatfest is upon us

  • @SarahTheScottishBunny
    @SarahTheScottishBunny 8 лет назад +3

    This never gets old

  • @Rin-he3ls
    @Rin-he3ls 8 лет назад +24

    " C'est en train de dormir mon petit prince ! " I am french !

    • @tylerj-c6928
      @tylerj-c6928 8 лет назад

      me too xD

    • @Rin-he3ls
      @Rin-he3ls 8 лет назад

      +Tyler J-C SORRYYYY ........

    • @MorimotoYTP
      @MorimotoYTP 8 лет назад +3

      "If you beat me then you become stronger than AHHHHHH!"

    • @pokemark0409
      @pokemark0409 8 лет назад

      My life dream is to speak french and live in france

    • @Rin-he3ls
      @Rin-he3ls 8 лет назад

      +Pokemark04 / A.K.A. Biscuit Bro O_o ?

  • @urse_su8
    @urse_su8 7 лет назад

    your the one person who made me love this game thank you so much

  • @ravja44
    @ravja44 7 лет назад

    You are like the expert of all weapons, snipers, brushes/rollers, shooters, blasters, splatlings and more!

  • @laserblast
    @laserblast 8 лет назад +1

    splooooshhh
    Great job, WhiteHawke! I watch your videos all the time and they're great. This one was exceptionally good. Kudos!

  • @oliverremnant2310
    @oliverremnant2310 8 лет назад

    Ayyy I've been waiting for this

  • @Jess-xb2ow
    @Jess-xb2ow 8 лет назад

    Love this series so much

  • @thatschinesefood
    @thatschinesefood 7 лет назад +1

    6:48
    When it's the first time you get jumpscared

  • @mechlow2669
    @mechlow2669 8 лет назад

    Hawke, have you ever thought of getting new gear? Such as triples that can help you out with some of your mains? I've never seen you use damage up on your brush. I would love to see your subs too!

  • @SpartanBuscuit
    @SpartanBuscuit 8 лет назад +1

    What sensitivity do you use for your E-liter 3K? Also your videos are very funny!

  • @kingdomrhye1180
    @kingdomrhye1180 8 лет назад

    Where did you find that Music at the end Hawke? I believe it is from a flash game called Jelly Truck...

  • @mallow3RR0R
    @mallow3RR0R 8 лет назад

    Just imagining Hawke's inkling making that evil laugh and every other inkling just staring slowly leaving cause fck that they're out xD

  • @theminecat2556
    @theminecat2556 7 лет назад

    8:00 "You just HAD to ruin my shot!"
    Me: I am not thowin' away, my shot...

  • @ProtonCannon
    @ProtonCannon 8 лет назад

    Was hoping to see some direct Kenshiro cut ins. "Omae wa mo shindeiru"! Oh well, awesome as always Hawke!

  • @jacobpullen6949
    @jacobpullen6949 7 лет назад +1

    I've gotten way more than a healthy amount of flick shot snipes in this games.

  • @kelkelprotkelson8589
    @kelkelprotkelson8589 8 лет назад +19

    NOTIFICATION SQUAD WHERE U AT

  • @redfire2770
    @redfire2770 8 лет назад

    My favorite feature of S platoon is that the ink magically teleports from your tank to your gun

  • @cloudy7962
    @cloudy7962 6 лет назад

    "oh another squid who thinks their funny with angles" *right after* "HAHA I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!!"
    BOI

  • @juju-san2582
    @juju-san2582 8 лет назад

    Yes, an epic ending again! Very good one Hawke!! x3

  • @felix56p
    @felix56p 8 лет назад

    What's with the score at the beginning of the match, and what's with the bomb that takes about 10 seconds? AND the lag?

  • @meowsticmeowster4683
    @meowsticmeowster4683 8 лет назад

    MAN! You are soo good at far range boasters!

  • @benschiemer
    @benschiemer 8 лет назад

    The lag kills were hilarious!

  • @justobuy1662
    @justobuy1662 8 лет назад

    (Watching the ending) Oooooh, is he going to finally splat the squid in a psychopath-dead-end way? (Hears the music) ANY SECOND NO- oh, the whole team just got splatted, that works too.

  • @meganhughes37
    @meganhughes37 8 лет назад

    I'm so excited, I'm probably getting a wii u for my bday on June 19 and I'm gonna get splatoon

  • @wildasiandude432
    @wildasiandude432 8 лет назад +5

    Hawks, you forgot the "NO SCOPED"

  • @zhanethehedgehog7091
    @zhanethehedgehog7091 8 лет назад

    Your really good with other weapons!

  • @butterbun7033
    @butterbun7033 7 лет назад

    "You can't touch meeee X3" literally every reason I use the custom dual sqelcher

  • @dannym2804
    @dannym2804 8 лет назад

    5:11 That always happens to me! I don't even know how squids can be splatted while super jumping in the air.

  • @blokkhead
    @blokkhead 8 лет назад

    "I hope you all had a nice day". I didn't. You splatted me.

  • @whatzittooyah9182
    @whatzittooyah9182 8 лет назад

    LOL at the copycat guy in the beginning. He was probably standing there because he realized it was actually you.

  • @popular_dollars
    @popular_dollars 8 лет назад

    The scene of a Kracken Climbing a building with civilians below inspired me to make an online multiplayer strategy game where one person plays as Squidzilla and 1000 other people play as civilians. Release date: 2/29/2021

  • @theltenetwork9203
    @theltenetwork9203 8 лет назад

    This splatfest an opposing charger killed me with splash damage from a bomb and squidbagged. Later 12 seconds after that i 360 him and they DC'd

  • @penguden_
    @penguden_ 7 лет назад

    The audio is recorded after the match happened... He knew what was gonna happen

  • @dsmaymay6426
    @dsmaymay6426 6 лет назад

    "Il est temps de dormir, mon petit prince."
    When you hear that and you're french so you freak out like "WTFFFFF"

  • @RealJoey
    @RealJoey 8 лет назад

    Just a quick question, what weapons do you use?

  • @Mintysaur
    @Mintysaur 8 лет назад

    4:05 y-you use the Jet Squelcher Deco?! I DO TOOOOOOOOO!!!! (screams happily and vomits ink)

  • @inkku6054
    @inkku6054 8 лет назад

    I'm interested because you're so good with the Octobrush, do you wear any DMG up, and if you do, how much? :)

    • @inkku6054
      @inkku6054 8 лет назад

      +Mid East Gamer You sure? I think DMG up increases it's killing range so that you'll kill in 2 hits more often instead of 3 hits

    • @inkku6054
      @inkku6054 8 лет назад

      +Mid East Gamer Hmm. I suppose I could try it with less DMG. Though I think 2 mains helps a lot, maybe having Kraken all the time would too. Maybe it depends on the playstyle?

  • @Ki11er3combo
    @Ki11er3combo 8 лет назад

    fancy squids in a nutshell: oops almost touched a bit of that orange ink. *dies* seriously? you got my suit/dress covered in ink, now i'll need to get a new one! Thanks alot.

  • @zarkyi6792
    @zarkyi6792 8 лет назад

    5:05 is why you stack Run-Speed Up on splatlings.

  • @syddoku
    @syddoku 8 лет назад

    Hawke, how do you feel about Shelton's picks v.2??

  • @bilboswaggins9932
    @bilboswaggins9932 8 лет назад

    hey hawke, what editing software do you use?

  • @thedoozydan
    @thedoozydan 6 лет назад

    Chomp movie ad just played before this.
    XD

  • @pierrepadilla1697
    @pierrepadilla1697 8 лет назад

    can you please do things like rain maker in a nutshell or splat zones in a nutshell and tower control in a nutshell any would be cool but its cool if you don't want to

  • @AlterBridgeJericho
    @AlterBridgeJericho 8 лет назад

    The lag for Fancy/Black-tie was ridiculous! I killed someone with a Kraken and the were splatted a good 5-6 seconds after I killed them, I killed someone who managed to throw 4 bombs from his bomb rush even though he had already been splatted, I saw someone who was directly in front of me suddenly teleport to the right of me...
    I'd rather a non-global splatfest next time :P

  • @flippybird9287
    @flippybird9287 7 лет назад

    Who just loves the jet squelcher custom? I do I play with it on rainmaker

  • @kittenmittens6598
    @kittenmittens6598 8 лет назад

    Does anyone know the youtuber spider? (Tell me in a reply yes or no) well I played with a fake spider does that count as a play scam?

  • @firestorm2734
    @firestorm2734 7 лет назад

    u were using the charger the whole time then you started using the brush and i was like whaaaaaaa?

  • @jdpcraftlunala3209
    @jdpcraftlunala3209 7 лет назад

    "Nope, still can't touch me!" -Hawke

  • @7sonicmario
    @7sonicmario 8 лет назад +3

    I REACHED S RANK!!!!!!VICTORY SCREECH LULULULULULU!!!!

    • @DrAnimePhD
      @DrAnimePhD 8 лет назад +3

      Enjoy for victory screech, for your teammate will soon cause you to drop to A rank again!

    • @BatTamer-fe6tr
      @BatTamer-fe6tr 8 лет назад

      +DrScaphandre ikr

  • @RuthlessMeteors
    @RuthlessMeteors 6 лет назад

    How do you make maps on night time

  • @chair_overlord5399
    @chair_overlord5399 7 лет назад

    Has platoon always had a respond timer or is it my broken tv

  • @coolmcjoe5892
    @coolmcjoe5892 8 лет назад

    *This Costume comes prepared with salt for emergencies.
    And when you see WhiteHawke on the other team

  • @marz7102
    @marz7102 8 лет назад

    I can't belive that fancy won! Im soo happyk

  • @naniwaniwani
    @naniwaniwani 5 лет назад

    *i miss these stages*

  • @Dripslinger
    @Dripslinger 8 лет назад +1

    He can copy your name but he can't copy your skill...

  • @smashkid9196
    @smashkid9196 8 лет назад

    0:00-2:26 you didn't have the bobble hat! How dare you! Lol

  • @Its_JustLynn
    @Its_JustLynn 8 лет назад

    Seems like you had more of a lag-fest than me. And man, my opponents were lagging very badly.

    • @negativesaucepanmoon4496
      @negativesaucepanmoon4496 8 лет назад

      What about haveing to deal with carbon rollers at the speed of light 😂

    • @Its_JustLynn
      @Its_JustLynn 8 лет назад

      Space dragon
      those are the worst to deal with xD

  • @krakelakclassic
    @krakelakclassic 8 лет назад

    3:34 Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend

  • @issa_txkyo
    @issa_txkyo 7 лет назад

    Lmao I love watching these!! 😂

  • @butterspice2103
    @butterspice2103 5 лет назад

    *gets three kills within the span of 20 seconds* vigorously squid flops as if they're the best in the whole game despite its the only kills they end up getting

  • @kai9040
    @kai9040 8 лет назад

    OHMYGOSH OHMYGOSH YOU USED THE RAPID BLASTER PRO DECO! SAAAHHHHH!

  • @jackierivera8577
    @jackierivera8577 8 лет назад

    the blue and yellow ink reminds me of a double electric dragon from dragon city

  • @krystelbeaulieu-thibault3621
    @krystelbeaulieu-thibault3621 8 лет назад

    Wait did I just hear you speak french? Yay another youtuber who speaks french. Betamanique was the first :p

  • @JammerXForce
    @JammerXForce 8 лет назад

    What do the points that show up at the beginning of the match mean? I haven't played Splatoon in a LONG time.

    • @BatTamer-fe6tr
      @BatTamer-fe6tr 8 лет назад

      It's a new thing where if players stay in the same server, they get Splat Power. I honestly don't know what it's for, though. .-.

    • @Nahtanojrepus
      @Nahtanojrepus 8 лет назад

      It's a splatfest thing, rank doesn't affect splatfests, instead it works on splat power, you start with an amount based on your rank, and you're matched with people with similar power to you

    • @edwardoharte9801
      @edwardoharte9801 8 лет назад

      +theminerofskulls Actually, your rank determines your starting power.

    • @Nahtanojrepus
      @Nahtanojrepus 8 лет назад

      reread the comment, I already said that

    • @edwardoharte9801
      @edwardoharte9801 8 лет назад

      +theminerofskulls Sorry, I didn't notice. Thanks for not freaking out.

  • @PortgasDAce-wt2qu
    @PortgasDAce-wt2qu 8 лет назад

    that last one was a true ninja ...

  • @siphonicasp16
    @siphonicasp16 8 лет назад

    OMG YOUR FRENCH?!? that was amazing!

  • @masterfrillish6393
    @masterfrillish6393 8 лет назад

    I once got splatted by a laggy player like that mid-squid jump.

  • @millie_gilroy3826
    @millie_gilroy3826 7 лет назад

    When you tried to get them to move at the start killed me because I do the same thing
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kadengilligan415
    @kadengilligan415 7 лет назад

    You got me into sniping on spittoon

  • @likeafox.8544
    @likeafox.8544 7 лет назад

    "it's time to dowmiw , mon petit pwince"
    j'ai mal a les oreilles .

  • @gearingup4357
    @gearingup4357 8 лет назад

    It's so scary when a charger gets you I'm so used to that 😭

  • @work1907
    @work1907 7 лет назад

    It really sucks when this happens when you clearly got your enemy. I 0.96 galed someone once 7 times and he just kept standing there.

  • @Princelet_
    @Princelet_ 8 лет назад +1

    We appear to have similar taste in weapons.
    I wish your friends list wasn't full... ; - ;

  • @tkeyahb3241
    @tkeyahb3241 8 лет назад

    U took advantage at lag amazing