Vsauce: "I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move." *Runs towards Vietcongs and melee them one by one.* Adler: "What the fuck, Bell?!" *Though in his mind, Adler is impressed.*
When you’re running through the Vietnam flashbacks/scenarios, if you happen to die Adler says, “really Bell? You’re trying to tell us you died during your mission”
@@ryanrodriguez7911 it kinda cycles i feel. The first time i played through it i messed up enough adler was like "really bell? Zombies? Stop fucking around"
When Woods says, “What the fuck, Bell?” It reminds me of that old vine where the dude throws the frisbee over the road and someone says, “What the duck, Richard?”
Well, you have to remember: they are very good friends after all. It's ironic how Dmitriy shows no remorse while killing his only remaining comrade, while Cherkov shows genuine concern, even though he knows that Dmitriy's a traitor already. Also, you have to respect the man, he knew Dmitriy was the mole the whole time, and still told NOBODY about it, out of respect and comaradery, probably. What. A. Legend.
2:26 this is the funniest part: charkov: "whats next? are you going to kill me for it?" bell: "I already have" bell: *chokes to death* charkov: "dimitri? whats wrong?!"
"If that's your 'low profile', Bell, god help us all." "Elevator conversation ALWAYS gets awkward." "What the fuck, Bell?!" *This is the game I'm gettin' for christmas.*
@@mexicanmamba1464 Yeah I haven’t realized that no matter how shitty these multiplayers get most of the campaigns have been great for the last few years.
@@jimboonie9885 Nah. Its pretty alright, and genuinely amazing. Maybe not Monster Hunter Rise or Fire Emblem or Code Vein level of masterpiece, but it hits the mark on many places, and all in all, a very fun ride. Plus, the best ending is just amazing and so badass, it's straight up anime (seriously, by the time the mission starts up till the end sequence begins, I truly felt like Eren Yaeger, or a more refined Kira Yagami). So it ain't trash. Probably could patch itself in some spots, but in general, its awesome. Can't say much for multiplayer though. Never really was a fan of that feature. Always more of a campaign guy.
Also BO1 first mission: Mason, Woods, and Bowman meeting Carlos at his bar BO: Cold War first mission: Mason and Adler meeting Hans at a bar Both missions also started by Mason lighting his lighter
Mason be like, "I have no commentary on this chain of events whatsoever. I will even have the gaul to act all shocked and outraged when the man we brainwashed screws us over."
And the worst part is, even if you do everything right, capture every person, complete Operation Chaos and Operation Circus correctly, and say where Perseus really is, he still shoots you.
@@BountyHunter-vi9wo I got the best possible ending somehow (except I think I should have saved lazar in Cuba but I didn't care about either of them on the ground anyway) and that fucker shoots me still
@ZAHIR MCCRAY that should be happen. And activitsun would made new Call of Duty "Hack 'n Slash" version like Resident Evil 3.0 does to the rest DMC series
This was not the correct way to the bunker, and Stanley knew It perfectly well . Pheraps he wanted to stop by the cave full of russian just to admire it.
“What are you going to do? Kill me for it?”
“I already have”
*chokes to death*
Ultimate power move
Thats what I call a true gamer move
“Dimitri, what’s Wrong?”
I cried laughing because of the irony 😂
OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIROU
@@craysheet3034 NANI!!
"You ran forward and picked up an M16"
Vsauce: *"or did I?"*
*never picks up a weapon and runs past the firefight*
Vsauce: "I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move."
*Runs towards Vietcongs and melee them one by one.*
Adler: "What the fuck, Bell?!"
*Though in his mind, Adler is impressed.*
@@dillonc7955 what happens if you do that lol?
Vsause?
Vsauce theme song INTENSIFIES
*[Pours poison into cup]*
*[Picks up wrong up]*
*[Nervous smile]*
"Fuck."
🤣🤣🤣😂
Bahahahahh bro this comment got me 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣👌
that would be my comment
🤣
Lol
Aldler says "you ran forward and picked up an M16" dead serious
bell: _NO_
I didn’t know where the M16 was, so I messed this up
this was the best mission in cod history tbh
@@salmonellq2981 for real!!! My mind was just 👁👄👁 the whole time
@@salmonellq2981 Vorkuta, No Russian, Loose Ends
Or maybe just another one?
Charkov: “what are you gonna do, kill me for it?”
Belikov: “you’re already dead”
Belikov: *dies*
I love how Charkov knows that Belikov is the mole...and yet still cares for him when he sees him dying
Nani
@@TimohaNorveg or maybe he was just saying that to test he's reaction to it , who knows
"This is no place to die."
@@TimohaNorveg I feel so bad for Charkov. What happens if you don't poison his cup? Will he still give you the key?
"Mind giving giving me a light?"
"Sure"
Lights up his face
Perfect moment, need more of those
Don’t smoke 🚭
underrated comment
@@gamedude108 Yes smoke. All the smoke
@@seventheroot-r well i like killing kids with smoke. So screw that wise man.
*I know your the mole*
*Dimitri: Chokes on Poison*
*Dimitri? What’s Wrong?*
*FRIENDSHIP RESTORED!*
That was wholesome
"Guess he wasn't the mole..."
It feels even more heartbreaking when you reply with sorry.
It's you're
@@connorllewellyn6289 Ok Karen. I don’t need a grammar lesson.
that general guy was so nice, he started to worry when you got poisened
"I know you're the mole"
*Die, 100% chance to clear name, becomes a hero*
*Die, 100% chance to regret the fuck up*
Yeah, he and Belikov were good friends. That’s why he didn’t tell anyone who the mole was, even though he knew.
When you play your role too well by poisoning yourself to clear your name.
@@capncake8837 pretty sure they also fought together.
Nothing screams “nice” like Soviet General
When you’re running through the Vietnam flashbacks/scenarios, if you happen to die Adler says, “really Bell? You’re trying to tell us you died during your mission”
Hahahaha
he also says: yes bell you committed suicide, of course.
@@AramisDaKing lol
Aw. I died once and he only said "Nah that didn't happen. Let's start over"
@@ryanrodriguez7911 it kinda cycles i feel. The first time i played through it i messed up enough adler was like "really bell? Zombies? Stop fucking around"
It’s the funniest shit that Woods just sounds mildly inconvenienced when Bell alerts the entire KGB about them
When Woods says, “What the fuck, Bell?” It reminds me of that old vine where the dude throws the frisbee over the road and someone says, “What the duck, Richard?”
Dude sounds like he got his burger slapped off of his hands lmao
What do you expect? The guy is a goddamned onion.
@@patitofelis117 a guy at my work slapped a bag of tomato soup for fun. But more insane things have happened.
1:25
"I know your the mole"
(got poisoned)
"Dimitri, what's wrong?"
What a hero
Well, you have to remember: they are very good friends after all. It's ironic how Dmitriy shows no remorse while killing his only remaining comrade, while Cherkov shows genuine concern, even though he knows that Dmitriy's a traitor already. Also, you have to respect the man, he knew Dmitriy was the mole the whole time, and still told NOBODY about it, out of respect and comaradery, probably.
What. A. Legend.
@@realrealrealrealrealrealre5096 Thanks, fixed it up. Sorry for the error.
Ah nice pfp my friend
He was like "wait he couldn't have poisoned himself if he was the mole guess we gotta find the real mole"
@@ultimatekai589 you too
That whole “Vietnam Red Door” mission was just Call of Duty: The Stanley Parable.
The Bell Parable
Parable: Stanley goes to Vietnam
"You jumped off the helicopter, and picked up the bucket"
Call of Bucket: Stanley goes to Vietnam
they were planning on having an FPS section in the game.
Charkov: "what you gonna do? Kill me?"
Belikov: _"my goals are beyond your understanding"_
*kills itself*
"you going to posion me demitri?" "no bitch im fina posion myself!" he sure showed that sorry shithead
Layla
It's not you that's got me, it's... me that's got me
Itself. LMAO
@@jackfish2706 you got me on my knees
"I know you're the mole."
(Gags on the poison he just tried to give him)
"Dimitri! What's wrong!?"
Nice Guy
ikr even if charkov cared for a enemy this is true comrade
He truly is a chad
@@stuffnthings8135 Chadkov
@Frank Osman 😂😂 bruh
@@racelkatyusha403 what a nice comrade
Belikov: Adler, my friend
Adler: We’re not friends yet Belikov, Did you get access to the bunker?
Belikov: *Ends encrypted call*
hahahaha
Bell: **Alerts the entire KGB of their existence in the base**
Woods (annoyed): "What the fuck, Bell?"
Wasn’t the KGB it was the Soviet army
Plot twist Bell only pretended to be brainwashed this whole time, that’s why he always screws up deliberately
Thats a playthrough im doing now lol im helping the bad guys by getting no intel and stuff
@narutouzumaki1132 it? what are you on
Fantas
@@pizzaneapolitanXD same
@@fanta1.5bviews2minutesago6 Are very tasty. Let me -drink- you, Fanta.
This is by far the funniest and the best coldwar video i watched
Yes, comrade.
@@fauzankhairi4502 Bell gives me a bit of Burns vibes form mw3 idk why
Да,товарищ
You are the grossest human
It was hilarious indeed
Bell: sometimes my genius, it’s almost frightening
2:26 this is the funniest part:
charkov: "whats next? are you going to kill me for it?"
bell: "I already have"
bell: *chokes to death*
charkov: "dimitri? whats wrong?!"
Charkov a true friend
Thats not bell, thats belikov
Alternative Title: Committing war crimes for the sake of proving everyone wrong.
well, war crimes for a country can be heroic acts in an other
@@mysticalone9135 don't care lol
Yep, killing all european citizens just to protect USA from USSR is much more heroic and human
@@multihunteroable i thought this game was gonna be fascist propaganda at first but holy shit it's so based
As opposed to committing war crimes to prove everyone right
Woods: no argument here
Bell: presses Alarm
Woods: what the f*ck bell
wHaT tHe FuCk BeLl?!
@Arturo Ordaz
WHAT THE FUCK ARTURO
@Arturo Ordaz WHAT THE FUCK ARTURO
@Arturo Ordaz What the FUCK, Richard?!
Reminded me of “what the fuck Richard”
No music, No weird edits, Just pure humor.
Just people living in the moment.
0:17 Belikov: Kravchenko's interrogations have left me with no suspects.
Kravchenko bangs on the table in anger
I am not a patient man belikov or a compassionate one
“Stop f**king with me and admit it’s you!”
You mean calmly
Ok the “mind giving me a light” part made me legitimately laugh out loud.
"Mind giving me a light?"
"Sure" *Muzzle flash*
Kick the habit old man
He can see the light now.
Just what A. asked, "it was order. " surely not 100% what he wanted
Same. Lol
Bell gives adler a Literally Light. 🤣🤣
“What the fuck bell”
Best dialogue ever.
It’s funnier because in my unit was a guy named Bell and my fire team lead said that a lot.
I wish they'd left it in, but Woods actually called himself "A goddamn onion".
Fr I wheezed real hard 💀💀
@@snowoffstream5823 they did
1:25 I love how much joy bell put into hitting that alarm
“Doing Everything Wrong in Call of Duty Black Ops Cold War”
Adler: You’re a god damn Hero, you know that kid?
"If that's your 'low profile', Bell, god help us all."
"Elevator conversation ALWAYS gets awkward."
"What the fuck, Bell?!"
*This is the game I'm gettin' for christmas.*
Realy
Nah its trash
@@jimboonie9885 not really campaign was b Tier. Maybe even A tier. Zombies was actually pretty good. Multiplayer needs work.
@@mexicanmamba1464 Yeah I haven’t realized that no matter how shitty these multiplayers get most of the campaigns have been great for the last few years.
@@jimboonie9885 Nah. Its pretty alright, and genuinely amazing. Maybe not Monster Hunter Rise or Fire Emblem or Code Vein level of masterpiece, but it hits the mark on many places, and all in all, a very fun ride. Plus, the best ending is just amazing and so badass, it's straight up anime (seriously, by the time the mission starts up till the end sequence begins, I truly felt like Eren Yaeger, or a more refined Kira Yagami). So it ain't trash. Probably could patch itself in some spots, but in general, its awesome.
Can't say much for multiplayer though. Never really was a fan of that feature. Always more of a campaign guy.
pov of campaign:
bo1: *youre a part of the cia getting brainwashed by russians.*
cold war: *youre a russian getting brainwashed by the cia.*
Yeah mason looks old as shit
@@three2151 he looks more like a priest
well well how the turntables
Also BO1 first mission: Mason, Woods, and Bowman meeting Carlos at his bar
BO: Cold War first mission: Mason and Adler meeting Hans at a bar
Both missions also started by Mason lighting his lighter
Mason be like, "I have no commentary on this chain of events whatsoever. I will even have the gaul to act all shocked and outraged when the man we brainwashed screws us over."
Me seeing France exploting:
"Is this the bad ending? "
Not funny
Looks like the good ending to me
@@johnjuiceshipper4963 no more than your face
@@olivier6628 why am I laughing?
Charly 12 well yes, but actually no.
2:27 I love how hilarious this scene was, Belikov basically gave himself a false sense of victory
fr
Kravchenko: *ANGER INTENSIFIES*
angy
he protec
he attac
but most importantly
he ANGY
@@theaustralianfishy9622 0:21 really did make me laugh
He protec
He attac
But most importantly
He gib table a smac
*BELL GOT BANNED BY SERVER BECAUSE CHOOSE A WRONG ANSWER*
"My God, how many greenlight nukes did he detonate?"
Bell : Y e s
He even nuked poland lmfao
Bell: M o t h e r l a n d
@@yukarichan1137 The only Land
"You ran forward and picked up an M16"
"nO i DiDnT"
Bell: **intentionally raises alarm, jeopardizes entire mission, putting both of their lives at risk**
Woods: **mildly annoyed** what the fuck bell
Bell is in rebel phase
you could say..
in a re-"Bell" phase
@@MikoyanGurevichMiG21 I hate you
@@MikoyanGurevichMiG21 I- hate you
@@MikoyanGurevichMiG21 I strongly dislike you
2:47 these pics are integral to finding perseus
Park is so hot the pics help me find true happiness
@@aarondelage1761 guys just wait until he finds out about Phub
@@aarondelage1761 down tremendous
@@IMSimplySuperior or nude mods
Looking for this
“What are you going to do? Kill me for it?”
“I already have”
*Proceeds to die in front of him*
In Soviet Russia, Poison kills you
0:20 When you tried brainwashing someone but they escaped the gulag because of a riot
Too specific 😂
Bo refrence?
2:58 The Stanley Parable: Cold War
"Stop fighting me Bell and go right".
I thought the same, both epic games
Game is a strong word.
"Bell walked through the RED door!"
mission: poison the drink.
In Mother Russia, the mole dies from drinking his own poison
0:20 Mom: your not getting that happy meal from McDonald's!
Me:
LOL
@@brizzled5193 Well I guess kravchenko ain't getting that grand bigmac
lmao
:(
You copied a comment made 5 months before yours.
Belikov poisoning himself so that he can frame Charkov for being the mole is one of the most *task failed successfully* scenarios I've ever seen.
I can finally say:
"I serve the Soviet Union."
*WE can finally say
WE My Friend
@@blanks7419 our friend*
Yes but u killed millions of people
@@no6159 They were mostly capitalist western dogs so acceptable casualties. Best part was killing Adler
0:20 Kravchenko slams the table ‘calmly’
Gotta keep that education.
*Even when severely pissed off at someone's incompentence.*
Kravchenko asks belikov calmly for who the mole is
When there are only 27 stab wounds
@@TheR00k "you didn't want to leave him a chance, huh?" He said calmly
2:39
Adler: mind giving me a light?
Bell: “activates instant kill”
2:56 "why is Bell on Scenario 11?"
Meanwhile at McLaren: ah yes, the new Scenario 11 mode
"you ran forward and picked up m16"
*sees mp5 in front of me and picked it up
"or maybe it was another weapon" lol XD
You didn't follow his orders,if you did all of them get an achievement
@@jayeon2670 Owh.. I Mean Though There Is A Nearest Weapon And Picked It Up So :v
I also kek'd.
@@bravosix-farakh562 near the sandbag was the m16
@@jayeon2670 if you keep disobey Adler you will also get an achievement :P
When your mom said you aren't going to get that Happy meal 0:20
I don't understand why everyone thinks this is funny when this really a fact
LOL
“GEEV ME HAPPY MEAL BLYAT”
Hrjahahahaahhahahahahahap
Lol
HAHAHAHAHAHA
“What’s next, are you going to kill me for it?”
I already have
I’m sorry I wasn’t a better friend
> *I would certainly like to*
[Say nothing]
I was very surprised by how enjoyable Cold War's campaign was. It was so refreshing to have agency in missions and cool dialogue sections
2:43 Bell doing his own "research" 😏
Taking a picture of his future wife for both the babies and grandbabies 😏
@@seventheroot-r r/woooosh
@@seventheroot-r jeez dude, did park piss you off or some?
@@seventheroot-r lmao why you liking your own comments? No one agrees with you
@@seventheroot-r I think you're the weird one for overreacting
I'm actually surprised on the amount of freedom in this campaign compared to the other cods
Yeah man the Cold War campaign is definitely one of the best of the series
@@magentuspriest yeah it’s short but real good for what it is
"Freedom"
@Giovanni 336 BO2 wasn't nearly as fun as fucking around in CW
@@draven166 Fuck you mean
"What the fuck, Bell?!" - aahahahahahah even better than the "I'm an onion" line.
Getting the keycard and rid of the guy who knows you're the mole by accidentally poisoning yourself.
*GENIUS* 😂
*Stealth is an option*
Bell: punching the red button
Woods: What the f*ck?
Sing the Fanta song
*Payday 2 Flashbacks*
Bell, The Thermal charges! Go get it.
Park: "whatever you do dont ask Adler about his scars"
Bell r "so how did you get that scar"
0:20 Wait, so if Krevchenko smacks his hand on the desk, does he just call out treason!?
Wish I had that power
When you're a toddler in your parents work: 1:25
That animation is fucking perfect
I did the "Bad ending" first run the second I found out I was MK ultra'ed
I now serve the Soviet Union...
welcome, comrade.
Welcome to the union serve our motherland well and it will also serve you very well
I serve the Soviet YunYun
There is a mole among us
I mean... That is a good Ending if you are a slav...
3:38 "It was never personal". Proceeds to pull out gun with angriest face ever lol
I mean, considering how many times Bell ignored him here...
And the worst part is, even if you do everything right, capture every person, complete Operation Chaos and Operation Circus correctly, and say where Perseus really is, he still shoots you.
@@BountyHunter-vi9wo I confirm this
@@BountyHunter-vi9wo I got the best possible ending somehow (except I think I should have saved lazar in Cuba but I didn't care about either of them on the ground anyway) and that fucker shoots me still
@@BountyHunter-vi9wo And when you lie, the leader of Perseus is very buddy buddy and happy to see you
Krevchenko was staring at bell like; 'dont you bloody dare'
3:40 top 10 anime betrayals
Charkov: "Are you going to kill me for it?"
*You drink the poison instead*
Ah yes, that deserves a Darwin Award
First reply to the king I feel special
Oh hey, it’s you.
Holy shit are you everywhere?
2:56 Adler: Why is Bell on scenario 11?
Lando Norris: is that possible?
Narrator: hey, that's mine unknown
Not since the party mode ban :'(
F1 fans founded
When Scenario 7 is not enough
Also, did not expect an F1 reference here
2:45 this is the best scene by far
I dont know what I love more, the actual video or the comments
Adler: Mind giving me a light?
Bell: “So Anyway, I Started Blasting”
"What is that you really want"
"I stole some nova 6 poison that i put in this tea cup that i then proceeded to drink from, now i'm dead"
charkov : "tell me my old friend, what are you really here for?"
Dimitri :"to die duh."
Bell exist*
Ramirez : Finally, worthly Opponents to oposed me
I doubt that Ramirez was brainwashed into following orders though. Or is US Army training actually a CIA brainwashing program in disguise?
@ZAHIR MCCRAY that should be happen. And activitsun would made new Call of Duty "Hack 'n Slash" version like Resident Evil 3.0 does to the rest DMC series
@@ToriusHeart Ramirez is hispanic, I think he didn't get brainwashed.
"What's next? are you gonna kill me for it?"
"Yes" *Begins to die from poison.*
Most alpha move possible
or the most embarrasing way to go hahaha
“No... I’m going to kill ME for it!”
5:34
Adler: we're not friends yet belikov did you get access to the bunker?
Belikov: *immediately hangs up the phone cause he hasn't* 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
I just love that short clip of Luigi in his go kart in 3:49
I like how bell can be Characterise as Idiot for every single mission
And the whole world's safety depends on him, what a bummer, CIA
i choose bells perks as lone wolf and paranoid. Think about it.
Adler: Trust me, this is the best agent I know.
Me, an intellectual:
Fanta shower
@@fanta1.5bviews2minutesago6 I came all over a fanta once
@@gavriloprincip9634 yo wtf
@@LUCK_RW gaming more like gayming I came all over a controller like the one in your pfp
@@gavriloprincip9634 xD
My first play-through involved ignoring Adler and finding the Zombies in the cave… gave me a jump scare so nasty it did!
3:17 they should've made him say "scenario 115", just as a cool Easter egg
1:24 was priceless
WhAt ThE fUcK bELL?!?
@@magentuspriest
Woods: What the fuck Bell?
Bell: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
He kinda sounds like Trevor
Bell: oops
Top 10 anime betrayals
I lost it at 4:30.
The dude was asking for one last smoke and you effin' shot him.
And the way he knocks over everything as he dies is too good.
he tries to stab you if you reach for the light
Kravchenko's table slam is funny as hell.
When Kravchenko smashed the table i passed out 😂😂😂
Adler: Bell, pass me the Polaner Full Fruit
Bell: *Pass him a strawberry jam*
Adler: DAMNIT BELL.
“Would you please pass the jelly” bell
The editing of the Kravchenko table smack and the silent dialogue had me laughing my ass off.
He slammed calmly
1:22 when your trying to sleep but someone rings the bell.
Bell:(rings alarm)
Woods: "What the fuck, Bell?"
Bell:😎
1:28 woods sounds like an younger brother after stealing his sandwich
Lmao accurate
1:27
@@Bunyann777 that's better
Y
What The Fuck Richard?
3:48
Tf lol
Ikr its not funny
@@AfyxSyahmi-kj3nx bruh it fuckin slaps tf you mean?
Finally a comment about it. And that made me laugh
@@AfyxSyahmi-kj3nx ikr your not funny
You said you did everything completely wrong but uhhh... 3:59... This is the correct thing to do
Love how Charkov still cares about Belikov enough to ask him what’s wrong when he chokes. I thought he would have mocked him
"Are you gonna kill me for it?"
"I already have"
*Uno Reverse Card*
Ngl, I would take pictures of Park as well. She kinda cute.
*what the fuck, Gao.*
@ZAHIR MCCRAY just reading that in a very British accent in my head
“Just collecting...evidence...”
Ayo same here 🤤🤤
@@johnathanleonardo912 greta is best
3:23 I knew it was wrong to help adler
This went from a "all x" video at first glance to literally having me in tears from laughing
3:48 made me die of laughter. xD
I felt this personally cause when i died fuck him i quickly left the mission restarted lied then killed him
Ik
@@phailmonster7750 TELL ME MASON, WHAT IS LEFT WHEN YOURE BETRAYED BY YOUR OWN?
I still do not know the reference in that part. Was Luigi betrayed or something in a game?
@@e.k.4629 You don't wanna know what Daisy did to him.
2:34 the sympathy he showed to belikov even he knew that he is the mole😛😛
"Kravchenko's interrogation left me with no living suspects"
*angrily slams table*
You mean I did too good a job? Now I have no more job today? I cannot serve Mother Russia today? NO
Adler: “Nothing personal Kid.”
2:56 - When Stanley came to a set of two open jungle paths, he entered the one on his RIGHT.
This was not the correct way to the bunker, and Stanley knew It perfectly well . Pheraps he wanted to stop by the cave full of russian just to admire it.
Or did I?
@@mastrolupo7127 Ah yes, the cave. Truly a work of nature. But eager to get back to business, Stanley prepared his shotgun and bow.