Roseanne & Theo Talk About Sex
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- Опубликовано: 18 июн 2023
- Excerpt from Roseanne | This Past Weekend 448
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Theo you are so funny, personable
You never grew up with the Pledge of Allegience being mandated. Even my Boomer Generation did not have that. It was outlawed in 1943.
I could see pissing but shitting on someone, lol
@JohnLloydScharf with all due respect, I recall having to do Pledge of Allegiance in Whittier, CA during homeroom in the year of 2000. 🇺🇲 ❤️🤍💙
“People are so proud of themselves about having sex like every goat on earth doesn’t do it”.
Rosanne is hilarious
The fact that people respect you more if you DO sleep with a physically nasty (fat, ugly, _smelly_ ) person than if you're a virgin is wild asf.
Based old broad destroying onlyfans.
@@hanburgundy4317sums up this world bud
@@hanburgundy4317 I've been under a rock, so I didn't know that. But I'm gonna go back to my rock now. Thanks.
@@thewardenofoz3324This made me curious to know more about you
In 1990, no one would have believed me if I told them Roseanne would look better than Madonna one day.
😂 fact
Amen
Madge looks like a wax work of herself. Dreadful.
She looks fab! I didn't agree with her comments at the time but don't think she deserved to be cancelled for it at all. At least now she's out speaking her truth, having the craic!
Quick reminder: craic is Irish for having a laugh, having fun! Not the other kind!!☘️
Lol she'd snap Theo in half like a potato chip 😂😂😂
“If she was 40 years older”??
She meant to say 40 years younger..
I'd pay to see that
@@jaxturner728840 years old.
Lmao the first cut of Roseanne just sitting there and the next cut a fucking top hat and a cig I'm cryin 😂😂
Oh nahh 😂😂😂
I wish I wouldn’t have read this comment before seeing it for myself 😂
You don't see anyone smoking anymore.. It's so Rosanne. Love her.
So good!!
They really had good chemistry. It was just a natural conversation instead of an interview. Both were so open and honest too.
She told the truth in plain sight
That post sex TV dinner always tastes like victory
And pussy
and hopefully not fishy!
Super awkward
Hungry Man for a hungry man.
Truth ..
"If I was 40 years older...." jesus I hope she meant younger 😂
At 110, she’s making a comeback.
😂😂😂😂
@@BigWranglerlike Kim Kardashian.
@@BigWrangler lol
She’s aging like an hour glass
This clip started perfectly 😂
😂Hand vs Tug 👋
Theo talking to his grandmother about handjobs is so cute
tug jobs*
What!!???!!! How could that be could be costruded as cute?
and thin vaginal walls. I could have gone all my life and not known that.
@@kathrynmcelroy5658well it might happen to you when you're older so maybe don't be a dick about it
I need a good tug
Theo is a true gentleman. I really respect him. And he’s a comedian 😂
Is he really a comedian? I would have never thought dude..
@@Edward.Rippett. take a long walk off a short pier puddle nuts.
Are comedians not worthy of respect?
LOL I love how Theo makes her laugh in the end. That was such a hearty, genuine laugh.
You two are a vibe. I can’t even tell you how refreshing this interview is. Real > everything else.
You can see it in her eyes that she's still young at heart, which is probably the best way to grow old. Most people get old too quick, they get boring and are basically walking corpses, except those with medical conditions of course.
Roseanne is the most real person I've ever watched, so down to earth. I think she actually made Theo blush, Great chemistry between the 2. I love cuddling with the person I care for, and binge watch Snapped.
This was the conversation I was waiting for between these two. God bless them both.
God doesn't approve of hateful racist's and bigots!
I love Roseanne & Theo so much. They are always a guaranteed laugh!
I think they are my 2 favorite people together (I know they are not together). This was actually funny to me 😂
These two are gold, together. I could watch these two all day... much love to both of them❤😂❤ How fun would it be to spend the day with Theo and Roseanne😂😂😂
About as fun as drinking glass.
That would be a blast!! 😊
She talks about aging gracefully and getting older. Meanwhile madonna has her knee pulled up to her forehead trying to beat the clock.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Theo makes TV Dinners awesome again
That Salisbury steak hitter.
Thank you, Ms Rosanne for educating me as a woman. We got all types of education on “our changing bodies” re puberty but I’ve heard nothing on our changing bodies as it throws itself into reverse and backs the heck up.
If you haven't hit peri-menopause yet, you're in for some changes!
I just love Theo’s podcast. I’ve only just discovered it, his accent is so cool and he gels so well with his guests , every conversation just flows so naturally
I love her….so real, so true and so funny ❤
Agree 💯
Roseanne smoking parliaments is so fitting lol
For real!!
The tv dinner line is hilarious , totally stealing it lol
I'm getting serious norm Mcdonald vibes off beautiful Roseanne 🤙
She was his first boss. So makes since
Theo, my brother… I am sorry they keep taking your interviews down. Please don’t let it get to you, though, because we need you out there! Don’t stop being you & keep trudgin’ brother! 😎💛
Where can we watch the full interview?
Just being naturally funny like these two people is the best!
I laughed through the whole video lol, they're both naturally hilarious and totally should have a podcast together, i loved this!
dude are you kidding me!!!! this was the worst podcast ive watched in a while tbh, like i just feel like the chemistry didnt mix well and maybe they would have been better off using a brewing stand. like come on man is there not any blaze rods around here?
@@xnr5648 maybe you think it would be funnier if they threw pies at each other or something obviously intended to be funny, the thing is they're not trying to be funny, they're just having a casual conversation buit there's something about their deadpan delivery even talking about Roseanne's issues that i think it's funny. What matters is i liked it, and don't really care if you don't.
@@Ciclopea2 well, one thing that i've learned in my past with these types of problems.. is a very powerful concoction of a awkward potion, one netherwart, blaze powder, and a tear ghast. Put these into the brewing stand and hope your pain goes away, its a potion of regeneration so this might help your case, otherwise you see seem like your in a tight cave. Dear Cyclops
This woman is a true soul. I love her. She’s too real for most.
real? or just has mental health issues?
LOL, I bet you say the same thing about Gary Busey. STFU with that
Chemistry off the charts!!!! Lol. Theo breaking character every now and then to giggle is just 😍
Roseanne is an absolute legend. My childhood wouldnt be the same without her. Love seeing this clip, wish youtube didnt take it all down. Keep up the great work Theo, gang gang brother
This whole show was one of the best interviews ever
Lmao a honest talk and totally hullarious. I HOPE they do more podcasts, this was funny all the way through
If these 2 had a weekly podcast id make 10,000 accounts to subscribe 10,000 times.
Roseanne is so right. My mother used to say sex is for the young. I never knew what she meant but as I'm getting older, I understand it now!!
Yep....I have zero sex drive
Menopause Killed My Sex Drive!!!!
That Was 11 Years Ago.
I Couldn't Care Less About Sexx!!!
Must be on antidepressants. Your best sex is when you’re older.
Gotta stay in shape
@@Jiggy609 you must be young..lol
I'm touched by Theo's kindness with her.
She has a great laugh ❤
This is an absolutely iconic and amazing combo I can't believe this is happening
Nice chemistry between these two. Would like to see more😊
I about just spit my coffee out with Theo’s dateline comment. 🤣
Love Roseann
Authentic and dgaf what anyone thinks
You’re right about that racist.
@@theinformationcenter1248don't be jealous
@@theinformationcenter1248 Always gotta be one person to whine about racist BS.. You guys have made that word absolutely meaningless by labeling everyone that👏
@@WKRP187 If the shoe fits, then it’s yours. Don’t be mad because you have a mental illness called white supremacy. You’ll never stop us from realizing that you’re subhuman.
Holy fuck! She's even funnier than in the 90s.
Remember as Joan Rivers got old, she got funnier. Lol
Not worried about being cancelled anymore
@@ezekiel5687 Male comedians aren't funny compared to Joan and Roseanne the real deal.
@@Ran-33 I've always said I love Joan and Roseanne. Just didn't watch her show. Oh of course Joan and Roseanne are beyond amazing comics. Other than then two, I don't find women really funny. And a lot of people say that too. Just being honest. Women as a whole aren't funny. Some are. Joan is my #1. And Roseanne is amazing and very funny.
@@ezekiel5687 Only men don't find women funny.
I love the brutal honesty. We need more of this.
Absolute perfect content takedown comeback clips. Keep pushing out factual comedy Theo! A+
Theo is so real. We need politicians like theo and we could solve alot of the world problems.
Entertainers are not politicians. Different skill set. We already learned that the hard way when the orange balloon took office.
Theo hit that for sure
🤦♀
I love Roseanne I could totally be best friends with her....I totally get her she is so down to earth😂
Their both so honest I love it ...
Theo this was the best pod by far buddy 😅
The interview we never knew we needed
Lines like “I haven’t done that at Ralph’s” is why I love Theo Von.
Roseanne did awesome stand up back in the day. She used to say that her husband was always asking her why she never got excited about doing housework like other women did. She says " I'll get excited when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner"
The banter here is top notch.
That's was really funny! Thank God for comedy and laughs!
Absolutely love seeing Rosanne laugh too makes me laugh harder!
I BET THEO COULDN'T WAIT TO GO THROW UP. Please allow your son to talk to an old crusty cunt about her old crusty fucking cunt and smile. you guys are sick.
Theo & Roseanne should have their own podcast together… I love Roseanne and Theo is hilarious ❤❤❤
Ive never done that at Ralph's 😂😂😂
You KNOW he was trying to come up with something to top that and realized he didn’t have anything. That was hilarious.
These two together is absolute gold.
This was the best Theo Von clip I’ve ever seen. Loved her. What a fuckin legend.
Idgaf what anyone thinks of Roseanne, she is the all time best comedian to me! Love her so much!
She's awesome f*ck the affended libtards, get a life
LOL...no she's not. She's just a crazy old lady who was in a great TV show...
If she hadn't said Valarie Jarrett or whatever the spelling is, looks like she's from Planet of the Apes, she'd be on a bad re-boot of a TV show that's on longer funny.
@@scourge8097 I'm pride and groom kids, she, they, them, he them, go ukraine! Booster + Pfizer + modern trans cis gender chest feeding non polygon non gender binaries
@@scourge8097 she made the show great! Hence “Roseanne” she played a mom that 90% out there are just like.
@@Mikeso367 She was great on the show, there no doubt it was an iconic show...so I guess if you want to judge it like that, fine. But I don't equate actors on funny shows with great comedians. Her stand-up though...not great IMO.
But I guess it's subjective.
And I do hope your kidding about her being like 90% of the Moms in the 1990s. That's what made her funny, she was so outrageous, she was definitely not like a normal Mom...
Theo always spitting game, gang gang
Do this again! This was excellent 😅
Omg I’m laughing so hard, you two are crazy smart and funny
I love these two!!!! They are so funny.
This humor is so nuanced😂
Theo!!! I doubt you'll personally see this, but if you do...
You're the man! Your content is often the best part of my day. Your solo podcasts are the bee's knees. "Pull up bee's knees would ya Riley" "Who even thought of the saying bee's knees? Bee's don't even have any knees... "
(P.S. You're the only podcast that I've watched every single episode of)
Theo is a great interviewer, love that clip bro! Gang-Gang ❤❤😀😃
I would love ta have a TV dinner with Theo. Remember those friggin ones with the brownies on the side built in for desert? 😂
That brownie was good, but it took some extra chefin'.
My fave was the brownie with cherry jelly
And the mac and cheese always was spilled in for some reason because they didn't care about plating it right, but you still ate it? That was the first time I mixed salty with sweet, and my high self in later years never forgot that knowledge.
Theo would be the "booty bandit" on that date 🤣
THE BEST OF "OLD" AND NEW! I LOVE THIS! 💚👍👍
I love how Roseanne says whatever is on her mind without a care. I miss those days when people could speak…
Racists and bigots usually do miss the old days.
@@MichaelAngst sorry to disappoint I’m neither racist nor a bigot.
@@MichaelAngst apparently you like to go around calling people names though.
I don't know what's your impression of the old days, but if a woman spoke like that 50 years ago she would be publicly shamed. Women being open about sex is a very recent thing.
@@ivansyomkin2156 No. People could speak their up until a few years ago. Today certain people are hypersensitive.
Upload more of these please!!!
so happy to see Rosanne again...love her!!! Thx Theo!
😂😂😂Theo is so funny without trying and that lady is something else 🤣🤣🤣
If Theo didn’t get a HJ after this I would be disappointed in him. Not mad just disappointed.
From Rosanne? 🤢
@@mikemc6761 absolutely! She’s a legend.
@@mikemc6761no, Darlene
@@nancypelosi2627 What about you Nancy? You handing out any tuggies while we play with those giant funbags?
I agree she could tug me till the cows come home.
This conversation is gold!
I didn't know Theo had a podcast. SUBSCRIBED!
Having sex and making love, completely different things.
I didnt know i needed a conversation like this in my life.
Best Video Of The Year IMO!
Rosanne got messed up as a kid. She felt like religion caused her problems. People caused those problems. That idea pushed her to a rough life. She's married horrible men, dealt with those, depression and getting into Hollywood. Everything she's dealt with in life could've have been much ,much less. Life is difficult for evy, but we can make it much worse with bad decisions. I've watched her since the 80s. I know there is a sweet girl inside her. I'll meet her some day. She's awesome 😎
ooooook
@@allegorx58 thanks buddy.....
Once again, women are not held accountable for literally anything.
@Promark1980 oh I think she's paid plenty of price at this point in her life. She has plenty of problems. I don't have any right to condemn her or anyone else.
Brilliant 🔥
AMAZING!!!!! He’s so sweet & cool with her love this
Roseanne is honest and amazing ❤❤❤ please have her back. She is brutally uncouth while simultaneously perfectly charming & refined.
i didn't click on this video to hear theo and rosanne talk about sex, i clicked to get down here in the comments and say "best thumbnail picture ever"
Brutally honest, love you both.Peace.
These two are my FAVORITE 😂
I truly love this interview. The fact Theo thought they give antibiotic injections straight into the vagina is hilarious.
I like that Roseanne set Theo straight n the modern vernacular for hand jobs. "Tugg Jobs" Theo, get with it boy! 😂
This was the funniest conversation!
why is this the duo i never knew i needed
I'm thinkin a Rat King-Rosanne podcast would be gold!!!
I sure hope Theo doesn't have to return to his home planet anytime soon, having him here with us is just awesome. There's more than a touch of Hunter S. Thompson style gonzoism in this boy!
These 2 are hilarious! I love them!! ❤❤
This made my night!!! 🤣🤣
Two people that speak what’s on their minds.
This was an unlikely duo that works. Looks wholesome but you know it’s not. Hard to achieve that 😂
These two are amazing together
Watching you hit on Rosanne was the highlight of my evening 💜
I thought this was a great podcast! Love them both. Why can't people either take a joke or leave it. Is insane the things that happen to people for something that they say.
Where can I watch the ful clip?
Rossane and any other women of a certain age. Estrogen gel for the vagina helps prevent UTIs ! Not just peri or just post menopausal women, older women too , who become much more prone to UTIs .
Love a knee trembler and a TV dinner 👌 the gel is doing it’s thing 😉
I cannot take hormones due a stroke history. it's so sad : ( I just to scared of a stroke to risk even the gel
@@whoahorseywhoa4685 I’m so sorry to hear that , make sure you really hydrate and look up Uva Ursi for uti infection . It’s a herbal medicine . Check that it’s ok to take with any medication you’re on . Lots of information online 🙏 sending blessings 🙏
@@whoahorseywhoa4685 gotta get busy living or get busy dying.
Hey when did this comment section turn in to Oprah?! Time and place ladies 😂
@@WKRP187a roseanne video is definitely the place and the time 😂 tf bro