"They said in the plains and forests of the over world the Illagers could never be tamed They said in lava and fortresses of old that the nether could never be conqured They said in the void of the end, the ender dragon could never be slain. Now they say nothing"
I love the juxtaposition of the magnificent scene of Steve on his horse compared with the mundane nature of the hallway it's portrayed in. The janitor is just standing there mopping the floor, like in every other building in the world, a reminder that all great deeds are mere moments, flashes in the pan compared to the whole of the villager experience.
@@staanislaw Steve bored god = End game (basically a 1000 day technical minecraft world, a hundred farms, a hundred biomes and the world at your hands)
I wonder why my mind thought hitler then a picture of a minecraft pig that has hitler mustache with his army of minecraft pigs attacking other diffrent minecraft pigs…..
“In 1811 Steve The Great Ruler of all has gone to to Pilliager Empire to fight off the Pilliagers with his army of villagers. Five hours through and they made it. Steve made two brigades hide in the trees while one in front. The Pilliagers were marching through then steve launched the attack. The Pilliager brigade was unprepared and falled quickly. Steve then take in two more battles and won over the Pilliager Empire. Steve and his three brigade went onto the Nether Republic. While at home Steve was unexpectedly became General. They sent him two more brigades. Steve had five brigades now. Steve has spilted up the brigade. One going east, one going north. Its been three months and steve lost two brigades, and the Nether Republic lost five. Steve has three the Nether Republic had two. The Nether Republic had no choice but to surrender because of the resources going low. Steve rank was now Emperor and he was gifted five more brigades by the National Court.”
This feels like a fitting speech right before flicking the lever on an automatic tnt cannon aimed at the pillager outpost alittle too close to the chosen villager for comfort.
"In the hearts of the distant dark forests, they said the Woodland Mansions...could never be humbled." "In the sculk-infected deep-depths, they said the ancient cities... could never be cleansed."
The domino effect of punching a tree leading to hundreds block wide automated farms, a warp travelling highway, monuments risen by your own hand. A god of creation trapped on a two block tall vessel.
0:44 has a reference to Hannibal when he got his army trough the hills in the Alps. inspect the background and check with a reference picture you can see the was the mountains are simmilar to those in the painting.
My enemies are many, my equals are none. In the shade of the leaf trees, they said italy could never be counqered. In the land of pharaohs and kings, they said egypt could never be humbled. In the land of forest and snow, the said russia could never be tamed. Now, my enemies say nothing about me. They fear me, like a force of nature a dealer of thunder and DEATH. I say, i am napoleon emperor of france.
And their machines rose, moving indifferently towards the front, you could hear the burning sound of the pistons accompanied by the miles of explosive drops that adorned the night skies of the villages and illager posts, leaving nothing but the barren earth behind them along with chains. mountains devastated by the hunger of their greed. The indifferent movement of legions made of wood, iron, netherite and fueled by the power of the stars that once kept the ruler of the End healthy. Once a savior, now a monster with an army so efficient, a mind so cold and calculating that no golem could compare to the smallest of his creations.
"My enemies are many, my equals are none. In the subterrain of magma and blaze, they said the Nether could never be quelled. In the land of darkness and terror, they said the End could never be seized. Now they say... NOTHING! They fear me... like a force of nature. A dealer in thunder. And lightning! I say I am Steve... I am CONQUEROR!"
0:31 he is steve! Conquerer of minecraft, ready for the gods of his world to add new biomes, dimensions, bosses, armor and more just so that he can conquer them all!
Okay but like, Steve regularly harvests endermen by the thousands FOR MAGIC FUEL, brings ICE TO THE NETHER for HIGHWAYS, and can make machines capable of WIPING TERRAIN OFF THE MAP.
Minecraft Steve is an Eldritch horror, IT, has the ability to alter the very nature of the world *IT* can copy destroy and created new universes at will *IT* can kill something in 20 of so punches *IT* can fall in *lava get out and heal for a little bit and be perfectly fine, *IT* can break stone with it's bare hand *IT* can fly. Steve is the real villain of Minecraft
Seriously since the beginning of Minecraft I imagined that it should have a game mode whose updated social order aspect would allow to forge kingdoms and empires.
🔥🔥 was probably the hardest video I’ve watched in a hot minute. As a massive napoleon nerd this sent a shiver down my spine. Only thing is I think Napoleon’s original like “a dealer in thunder and death” would work better than “thunder and lightning,” but still 11/10
Sir, we lost the portal coordinates, what we do now?
-There's nothing we can do
"Enables creative mode"
Or builds a new portal
Me who turned on keep inventory: 🍷🍷🍷🗿🗿🗿🗿
@@captaintristan1176 🤓
@@captaintristan1176The world was in peaceful mode (you can't take hunger) and you're stuck on the nether roof
"They said in the plains and forests of the over world the Illagers could never be tamed
They said in lava and fortresses of old that the nether could never be conqured
They said in the void of the end, the ender dragon could never be slain.
Now they say nothing"
That is wpic
Goated reference
-Napoleon,The Warden Is awakened.What shall we do?
-There Is nothing we can do.
-Stevepoleon, The Warden has awakened. What shall we do?
-Just like before, another ancient beast to quell.
@@Capdukeymomoman Steveon. 🖖🏻
Steve the type of Guy to take over all of the Biomes.
Don’t forget conquering other realms nether/end or just deleting everything with a press of a button
Or built a village in every biome in Minecraft
With all my enemies gone, and no one to stop me, the world is now mine to craft.
The last conquerer
0:43 "I am Steve" bro had a vision
He made it sound cool
@@kirbylovespizza2488he made it sound superb
Inspiration ( for the movie?)
“As a child I yearned for the mines”
"The army of villagers, the diamonds, Franmkraft Empire and Alex" things steve loved the most before he died as he said
His people, his minerals, his country, his love
can't forget his dogs
@@coolchannel-vh5ibhis loyal soldiers he has to leave in the desert biome
@@Tristanw224 dont forget when he also abandoned his men at the end of his 1.19 Snowy Update campaign
"BURN IT!" Steve says looking out to a random pillager outpost as it spontaneously combusts.
“I am Steve…” this guy was ahead of his time
Literally and figuratively
As a guy with 626 hours in Napoleon TW logged on steam and more on disk when I was a kid, I really enjoyed this.
I love the juxtaposition of the magnificent scene of Steve on his horse compared with the mundane nature of the hallway it's portrayed in. The janitor is just standing there mopping the floor, like in every other building in the world, a reminder that all great deeds are mere moments, flashes in the pan compared to the whole of the villager experience.
Instead of Steve being a player who struggles to survive, Steve becomes the true conqueror of the Minecraft world.
steve that struggles to survive=early/mid game steve conqueror=late game (late game bassically starts after elytra)
No, the _emperor_ of the world!
@@staanislaw Steve bored god = End game (basically a 1000 day technical minecraft world, a hundred farms, a hundred biomes and the world at your hands)
I love the fact he used the total war Napoleon intro. It just hits so hard.
If Napoleon exists in Minecraft, then what other historical figures can exist 🤔🤔🤔
Hmmm make sense, imagine if HITLER in minecraft 🗿
Rick Astley
I wonder why my mind thought hitler then a picture of a minecraft pig that has hitler mustache with his army of minecraft pigs attacking other diffrent minecraft pigs…..
my grandad
lets see someone who liked to set fire to towns citys villages cant really think of one
As a French person, I can say that all hope is not lost.
Уверен?
@@gremirid "Le Soleil d'Austerlitz"☀🔥
Viva la France viva la Napoleon
@@harrisoncampbell523 "viva" is Spanish.
@@evantexier1221 it is a word in both languages
Song name is "Sonne" by "Rammenstein"
Sonne
@@Bogdan_Vader Thanks for correcting me
@@NeurodivergentSuperiorityYeah and now you have to correct yourself
He predicted the “I am Steve”.
Fr💀
@@Gutsamdblackpowderfam hey buddy!
@@Fallen_Kn1ghthey
@@Gutsamdblackpowderfam sorry just didn’t expect a person to reply. How’s it going G?
When the creeper blows up your base. "There's nothing we can do." 😔
“In 1811 Steve The Great Ruler of all has gone to to Pilliager Empire to fight off the Pilliagers with his army of villagers. Five hours through and they made it. Steve made two brigades hide in the trees while one in front. The Pilliagers were marching through then steve launched the attack. The Pilliager brigade was unprepared and falled quickly. Steve then take in two more battles and won over the Pilliager Empire. Steve and his three brigade went onto the Nether Republic. While at home Steve was unexpectedly became General. They sent him two more brigades. Steve had five brigades now. Steve has spilted up the brigade. One going east, one going north. Its been three months and steve lost two brigades, and the Nether Republic lost five. Steve has three the Nether Republic had two. The Nether Republic had no choice but to surrender because of the resources going low. Steve rank was now Emperor and he was gifted five more brigades by the National Court.”
huge respect for the guy who took hours and hours to tell us about history❤
WE ESCAPING THE CATACOMB DE PARIS WITH THIS ONE
0:31 he’s herobrine
no is steve
sterobrine Bonaparte
The duality of man. We are both Steve and Herobrine. They are but just the two sides of a coin.
Do not speak of that name
Steve-The survivor
Herobrine-The conqueror
THAT PAINTING GOES _HARD_ .
* Gently taps it, picks up the miniature version, and runs off with it *
I love your content man keep the good work up
This feels like a fitting speech right before flicking the lever on an automatic tnt cannon aimed at the pillager outpost alittle too close to the chosen villager for comfort.
This is one of the best parodies of the Napoleon Total War intro i’ve seen. I love this
"In the hearts of the distant dark forests, they said the Woodland Mansions...could never be humbled."
"In the sculk-infected deep-depths, they said the ancient cities... could never be cleansed."
"There is nothing we can do."
-minecraft steve
"NOW THEY SAY NOTHING" goes so unironically hard
How it feels after you beat the ender dragon in hardcore
THIS IS WONDERFUL !!!
Nice job man ❤
We need that portrait as an actual Minecraft painting
I'm a simple man : I hear Rammstein (Sonne), I upvote...
Really nice. That's the Napoleon total war intro :)
Jesus Christ this is fire
“Give me a thousand good miners, and I can take the overworld!”
The domino effect of punching a tree leading to hundreds block wide automated farms, a warp travelling highway, monuments risen by your own hand. A god of creation trapped on a two block tall vessel.
My man here always brings the highest quality animations I have ever seen.
Nightmare of Europe ❌
Nightmare of Minecraft ✅
0:44 has a reference to Hannibal when he got his army trough the hills in the Alps. inspect the background and check with a reference picture you can see the was the mountains are simmilar to those in the painting.
'I... am STEVE' 💀
Now, herobrine’s bled to death! Move the wolves forward, and onto the nether!
bro guessed the "I, am steve." in the trailer
This is amazing. The voice acting is insane. This is almost as good, if not better, then the original
Absolutely amazing your art and comics inspired me to improve and write and make my own comic
Minecraft movie if hollywood locked tf in
My enemies are many, my equals are none. In the shade of the leaf trees, they said italy could never be counqered. In the land of pharaohs and kings, they said egypt could never be humbled. In the land of forest and snow, the said russia could never be tamed. Now, my enemies say nothing about me. They fear me, like a force of nature a dealer of thunder and DEATH. I say, i am napoleon emperor of france.
Well, this guy did complete all of his achievements so this is probably just his world after he logged off
“Glory is fleeting, but obscurity last forever.”
And their machines rose, moving indifferently towards the front, you could hear the burning sound of the pistons accompanied by the miles of explosive drops that adorned the night skies of the villages and illager posts, leaving nothing but the barren earth behind them along with chains. mountains devastated by the hunger of their greed.
The indifferent movement of legions made of wood, iron, netherite and fueled by the power of the stars that once kept the ruler of the End healthy.
Once a savior, now a monster with an army so efficient, a mind so cold and calculating that no golem could compare to the smallest of his creations.
bro predicted the "I... am Steve"
now have him get attacked by an army of rabbits and bunnies
*GUYS WAKE UP BRIMAN PSOTED A FIRE VID* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Great video I love your videos SO much
нарешті, давно чекав
“I came. I saw. I conquered.”
“Sir they broke our beds! What do we do?”
“There’s nothing we can do”
Steve: “Now they say nothing!”
Bedrock Wither: *Too busy laughing maniacally to say a word*
Underrated ASF😭✋
"There is nothing we can craft"
"My enemies are many, my equals are none. In the subterrain of magma and blaze, they said the Nether could never be quelled. In the land of darkness and terror, they said the End could never be seized. Now they say... NOTHING! They fear me... like a force of nature. A dealer in thunder. And lightning! I say I am Steve... I am CONQUEROR!"
So beautiful
bro this genuinly made me hype so hard
0:31 he is steve! Conquerer of minecraft, ready for the gods of his world to add new biomes, dimensions, bosses, armor and more just so that he can conquer them all!
I love the art style of this channel
First. love your stuff by the way keep up the good work
Make more please these animations are amazing 🤩
This video is a MASTERPIECE!!!
Imagine if Joseph Stalin was minecrafted
That is not your diamonds it is our diamonds
Okay but like, Steve regularly harvests endermen by the thousands FOR MAGIC FUEL, brings ICE TO THE NETHER for HIGHWAYS, and can make machines capable of WIPING TERRAIN OFF THE MAP.
great voice acting here really 😂😂
official hardest minecraft video of 2024 dropped
Perfect animation doesn't exist, perfect animation :
This goes HARD! Great stuff! 👍
Minecraft Steve is an Eldritch horror, IT, has the ability to alter the very nature of the world *IT* can copy destroy and created new universes at will *IT* can kill something in 20 of so punches *IT* can fall in *lava get out and heal for a little bit and be perfectly fine, *IT* can break stone with it's bare hand *IT* can fly. Steve is the real villain of Minecraft
Seriously since the beginning of Minecraft I imagined that it should have a game mode whose updated social order aspect would allow to forge kingdoms and empires.
We have mods for that
@@Nombrenooriginal I seem to have aged very fast lol
I tried such things years ago, the results were bad... not to mention the crashes xD
Omg you used napoleon total wars intro i love it
I always imagined Minecraft in a society mode, where Steve, from starting with a loyal squire, ends up with an empire under his command.
Ahh yes the legendary stepolian.
I wonder if the British existed in Minecraft?
The napoleon Tw reference hits hard
I’m steve bro predicted the trailer
I am Steve
Ok watching this during an actual thunderstorm went so unbelievably hard
The pure emotion I felt watching this
There is nothing we can do, in the nether!
Great choice of music
SONG NAME?!?!??!?!
Steve when his enemy doesnt answer his proposition of a peace treaty:
NAPOLEON CROSSING THE ALPS (STEVE VERSION)
🔥🔥 was probably the hardest video I’ve watched in a hot minute. As a massive napoleon nerd this sent a shiver down my spine. Only thing is I think Napoleon’s original like “a dealer in thunder and death” would work better than “thunder and lightning,” but still 11/10
Dead serious when I say this just popped up on my fyp and I just binged every video he has and subbed
greatest work!
i... am steve!
He is Steve
Je peux dire fièrement que j'étais là avant que ça perce ( I can proudly say I was there before it became famous )
When you join your friend survival server so you need to assert dominance:
fucking love the napoleon total war intro
I AM NOT THE KING
I AM NOT THE GOD
I AM THE CONQUEROUR
-Steve napoleon
"this world is my build field"-Steve
Bro needs to do the no chick fil a sauce meme
Steve be speaking poems
How can we forget when he tried to go to Ether Dimension and teleported to Santa Helena? 💀