Getting Killed By (nearly?) All SCPs - SCP Containment Breach (v1.3.7)

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @motusimmortalum
    @motusimmortalum 5 лет назад +6007

    Some SCPs: are the most fearsome things known to mankind
    Also some SCPs: takes 5 years to actually kill you

  • @theangrywig3905
    @theangrywig3905 7 лет назад +4643

    "Yo can I get a cup of antimatter please?"
    "Yah mate."
    *Dispensing*
    *Sudden explosion around a 210 meter radius*

  • @Cloud_Strife1997
    @Cloud_Strife1997 5 лет назад +2288

    "Oh, there you are."
    *_CLIFFORD'S MUTATED BROTHER COMES FROM AROUND THE CORNER_*

    • @corban7503
      @corban7503 5 лет назад +12

      LOL

    • @kristoffersonsilverfox3923
      @kristoffersonsilverfox3923 5 лет назад +33

      *SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS* Or... Whatever SCP-939 uses.

    • @mook_butt8037
      @mook_butt8037 5 лет назад +14

      Oh Yeah Yeah considering 939 can still talk after being completely dismembered, who the hell knows how they speak. Not to mention their respiratory system is pretty much useless as far as breathing & speaking are concerned...

    • @momisherenow.6795
      @momisherenow.6795 5 лет назад +4

      @@mook_butt8037 his voicebox is on him, not in him, that's how.

    • @RufusIsOverused
      @RufusIsOverused 5 лет назад +1

      CLIFORD NOOOOOOOOO.

  • @rajzakku8829
    @rajzakku8829 4 года назад +2071

    23:16 Best ending for a game where whatever you do, you're screwed. Just order a shot of antimatter and blow the f out of everything.

    • @yk._.a15
      @yk._.a15 4 года назад +64

      But how the hell does normal matter problduce antimatter like what

    • @Enjibenji
      @Enjibenji 4 года назад +346

      @@yk._.a15 it's an SPC it doesn't follow the laws of the universe

    • @Frommerman
      @Frommerman 4 года назад +147

      @@yk._.a15 Antiprotons and positrons can be created through ordinary radioactive decay, the machine could just teleport those out from wherever they are and put them together to create a cup of antihydrogen.

    • @rando2284
      @rando2284 4 года назад +85

      Bro, thinking about it, didnt that explosion kill all scps ? Cuz like antimatter is fucking space killer shit, can destroy planets n shit so like,they got rid of it all but took heavy hits yes?

    • @tennoo160
      @tennoo160 3 года назад +18

      @@rando2284 If it was a cup then the explosion blowed up the whole planet xD

  • @redfrog1628
    @redfrog1628 5 лет назад +3567

    It seems like you die a lot faster when you’re trying to do stuff in the game, but when you actually want to die it takes forever.

    • @tool3142
      @tool3142 4 года назад +134

      Funny how the mind works

    • @muhdfaizalbindaud7804
      @muhdfaizalbindaud7804 3 года назад +26

      That's deep

    • @scp173fan6
      @scp173fan6 3 года назад +109

      "I dont wanna die."
      Game: hard mode time.
      "I wanna die."
      Game: easy mode time

    • @mauler7303
      @mauler7303 3 года назад +7

      @@scp173fan6 please leave me alone

    • @scp173fan6
      @scp173fan6 3 года назад +7

      @@mauler7303 what if I say no

  • @mechanicalhoundz
    @mechanicalhoundz 6 лет назад +4125

    "Ah, there you are."
    **GIANT LIZARD THING AROUND THE CORNER**

    • @tdells668
      @tdells668 5 лет назад +157

      It’s a dog get it right man

    • @mechanicalhoundz
      @mechanicalhoundz 5 лет назад +79

      @@tdells668 Ah yes you're right I'm sorry for assuming

    • @moshh8680
      @moshh8680 5 лет назад +118

      CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne 5 лет назад +71

      @@moshh8680
      CLIFFORD OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU

    • @raptorhdboiz2903
      @raptorhdboiz2903 5 лет назад +29

      CLIFFORD NO!

  • @reformedorthodoxmunmanquara
    @reformedorthodoxmunmanquara 5 лет назад +4904

    Me: Opens gum
    Every kid in the classroom: 0:04

  • @tiffanyhill-anding8891
    @tiffanyhill-anding8891 5 лет назад +1618

    12:24 when you pause the video but the sound of SCP 096 still continues

  • @cakeknight6269
    @cakeknight6269 7 лет назад +2915

    13:10
    you could learn how to play the piano , get married, cure cancer ,master thermodynamics and by the time you come back you'd still be alive

    • @CoggleBoggle88
      @CoggleBoggle88 7 лет назад +16

      Cake Knight aerodynamics

    • @spilkmilk
      @spilkmilk 7 лет назад +176

      VaultBoy282 thermodynamics is a thing mate

    • @iamcrash5525
      @iamcrash5525 7 лет назад +231

      They're trying their best ok?

    • @exparagon
      @exparagon 7 лет назад +27

      and then die a second later

    • @loganjohnson5656
      @loganjohnson5656 7 лет назад +79

      I was able to finish all of One Piece, Bleach, and Dragon Ball Z before they even came close to killing me.

  • @kandkstudios8614
    @kandkstudios8614 5 лет назад +3166

    SCP-173:
    Skidoodle Skidacted
    Your neck is now redacted

    • @twitchingbug6370
      @twitchingbug6370 5 лет назад +68

      I've heard it, but it gets even better every time i hear it

    • @plainblocks2
      @plainblocks2 5 лет назад +50

      SCP-173:
      Swiggity swoggity
      I'm coming for dat booty

    • @jeffdrive34
      @jeffdrive34 5 лет назад +19

      Snappity snap
      I am going to snap your he-eck

    • @shadykitt5023
      @shadykitt5023 5 лет назад +54

      No neck november

    • @kennethsampson539
      @kennethsampson539 5 лет назад +16

      It would make more sense if u said it skidadle skidacted

  • @SgtFunBun
    @SgtFunBun 7 лет назад +2073

    "You have excellent hearing now. Also, you are dying."
    this cracked me up

    • @ginabilyeu2732
      @ginabilyeu2732 7 лет назад +53

      SgtFunBun *still hears stuff after dying*

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 7 лет назад +3

      I know de wey lol, cause video games logic! 😂😂😂

    • @motivated7203
      @motivated7203 6 лет назад +9

      SgtFunBun imagine going to the doctor to hear that

    • @pervertin
      @pervertin 6 лет назад +1

      Tell me timing please

    • @romby22
      @romby22 6 лет назад +1

      SgtFunBun where the timing?

  • @cutiebunnyamber3447
    @cutiebunnyamber3447 4 года назад +313

    20:25 *"He's trying his best, okay?"*

  • @LynxArcane
    @LynxArcane 5 лет назад +5978

    SCP-049-2 attacking is like me trying to succed in life

  • @S_auce
    @S_auce 5 лет назад +813

    "Ah, there you are."
    *Demonic Screeching as the SCP tears open your neck*

    • @ethanhill851
      @ethanhill851 4 года назад +4

      Actually it's Jimmy with constipation

    • @johndasalty111
      @johndasalty111 4 года назад +11

      That's 939 for ya

    • @Vilotaa
      @Vilotaa 4 года назад +2

      It uses their victims voice to lure their next prey.

  • @thelordoflore6572
    @thelordoflore6572 5 лет назад +1434

    0:30 You have excellent hearing now. Also, you are dying.

    • @cheetahboy0127
      @cheetahboy0127 5 лет назад +80

      The Lord Of Lore According to SCP Lore, SCP-1048-A kills its victims because ears grow in the trachea of those that hear it scream.

    • @thelordoflore6572
      @thelordoflore6572 5 лет назад +14

      @@cheetahboy0127 I know.

    • @chloerogers8841
      @chloerogers8841 5 лет назад +4

      Mwah mwah mwaaaaah

    • @flow185
      @flow185 4 года назад +3

      @@cheetahboy0127 at those close within à 5 M of him.

    • @Akira_1008
      @Akira_1008 4 года назад +1

      😂😂

  • @xemirov9298
    @xemirov9298 4 года назад +711

    25:28 He enjoyed it so much, he died.
    Maybe perfection isn't that healthy after all.

    • @trixiegamez8553
      @trixiegamez8553 4 года назад +10

      Lmao

    • @swolzer
      @swolzer 4 года назад +70

      its because he tasted something so perfect, that he couldn't find anything nearly as good and decided to kill himself, now he has no point in life.

    • @LikeZoinksScoobMan9008
      @LikeZoinksScoobMan9008 4 года назад +10

      Blood Raven I think that’s the point

    • @shlokmane2552
      @shlokmane2552 3 года назад +7

      **sluuuuuuurp**
      aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

    • @shlokmane2552
      @shlokmane2552 3 года назад +2

      @Gepmuns 1000 yeah XD

  • @Cec1nator
    @Cec1nator 6 лет назад +576

    *a l s o y o u a r e d y i n g*

    • @sampai5516
      @sampai5516 5 лет назад +1

      @Comprehensive Reins. Nani!? *High pitched noise.MP3 plays*

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne 5 лет назад +4

      Your hearing is excellent :)
      *_also, you're dying._*

    • @Gragglesimpson1
      @Gragglesimpson1 5 лет назад +1

      *NANI?*

    • @pandachaoz
      @pandachaoz 3 года назад +1

      You have the great opportunity to hear things from reallllly far away, great job !
      Oh btw, what's the point of breathing ?

  • @lebronthegoat3670
    @lebronthegoat3670 6 лет назад +891

    SCP-294
    >can litteraly dispense courage
    >cant dispense diamonds

    • @justinbaxter7640
      @justinbaxter7640 6 лет назад +6

      That dog who snuck into your house it’s doing it’s best to give you liquid diamonds

    • @koolaidlemonade8711
      @koolaidlemonade8711 6 лет назад +68

      Diamond cant be dispensed as a liquid because that would just be liquid carbon.

    • @kabrozkabroz
      @kabrozkabroz 6 лет назад +30

      so are you suggesting then that when you put in "rage" it dispenses the chemical that induces anger? And thus this liquid simply blew up his blood presurre?

    • @doge224
      @doge224 6 лет назад +1

      And can dispense pee....

    • @dailyyy5979
      @dailyyy5979 6 лет назад +4

      Bonnie pee is a liquid, which means the machine probably takes it out of a personnel’s bladder

  • @shinypie1111
    @shinypie1111 5 лет назад +1162

    0:45
    “Oh, there you are.”
    *GETS KILLED*

    • @user-kx5es4kr4x
      @user-kx5es4kr4x 4 года назад +25

      i dont know why but any scream in a horror game, makes me jump, even just youtubers scream in shcok, made me scare

    • @thechinpanzer6101
      @thechinpanzer6101 4 года назад +9

      @@user-kx5es4kr4x Oh i get scared easily by one thing for example if im playing something and i turn around and i see anything i get scared and scream

    • @trixiegamez8553
      @trixiegamez8553 4 года назад +8

      @@user-kx5es4kr4x that scream is his victims get killed

    • @Vilotaa
      @Vilotaa 4 года назад +3

      @@trixiegamez8553 Ikr, most people here don't even understand that its isn't 939 saying that, but his past victims.

    • @adrinnaline172
      @adrinnaline172 4 года назад +10

      That scp uses voices to lure ppl.

  • @mangotango8115
    @mangotango8115 4 года назад +494

    27:18 *"The liquid* disintegrates your insides"
    It has been confirmed: lava is, indeed, *wet.*

  • @kindaparadox
    @kindaparadox 6 лет назад +1128

    SCP-012: *Finish it.*
    Me: I must...Do it...**Writes Mo Bamba**
    SCP-012: *NOOO*
    Me: Shit, sorry **Writes Sicko Mode**
    SCP-012: *nOOOOOO*

  • @emurphy469real
    @emurphy469real 5 лет назад +301

    18:47 he does a happy dance after each attack lol

  • @frederickglass1583
    @frederickglass1583 7 лет назад +672

    *drinks cup of Rage*
    You were killed by an overwhelming feeling of rage

  • @xelavon2719
    @xelavon2719 5 лет назад +483

    "Cup of rage"
    *instantly dies*

    • @somebody4942
      @somebody4942 4 года назад +21

      It would be cool if you drank a cup of rage, and the play yells super loudly and every SCP just comes over.

    • @ilashah5979
      @ilashah5979 4 года назад +1

      What if his brain exploded

    • @Xbox3851_
      @Xbox3851_ 4 года назад +2

      More like
      Heavy Metal intensifies

    • @あきら-v7h
      @あきら-v7h 4 года назад +9

      Holy shit something is wrong with me... I read that as *cum of rage*

    • @pointer3269
      @pointer3269 4 года назад +2

      Sounds like a henry stickmin refference

  • @shaggyrogers5017
    @shaggyrogers5017 5 лет назад +490

    19:41 pause it. Zoinks. rare pictures of me getting shredded cheese at 3am

    • @movedacocunts8612
      @movedacocunts8612 4 года назад +7

      Lol true.

    • @Comma-7
      @Comma-7 4 года назад +6

      Our Lord and Savior shaggy Rogers 😭

    • @captain_ravioli1514
      @captain_ravioli1514 4 года назад +5

      Hi yes, we were wondering about that dog of yours but you keep dissapearing
      Is he a legal pet, if not then come with us

  • @jborobia2056
    @jborobia2056 7 лет назад +512

    "Your blood boils with overwhelming hatred toward everything."
    ME

  • @cryaboutit537
    @cryaboutit537 5 лет назад +781

    5 minutes ago: YES I FINALLY ESCAPED
    23:04 :SCP-860-2: Well yes but no

    • @loreenzapata7656
      @loreenzapata7656 5 лет назад +1

      I

    • @trehez3055
      @trehez3055 5 лет назад +11

      @Ariane Taylor the original was good guess but actually no

    • @chasington5102
      @chasington5102 5 лет назад

      Ariane Taylor Well yes but no

    • @SpiffoGaming
      @SpiffoGaming 5 лет назад +1

      *Jealous looking at scp 096 then escape to potentially unlock a secret ending noises*

    • @bruhnotepic8129
      @bruhnotepic8129 4 года назад

      @Ariane TaylorGood guess but actually no.

  • @conlash
    @conlash 4 года назад +1350

    7:54 Me during a math test

  • @KalicoHeart
    @KalicoHeart 7 лет назад +240

    0:45 "Oh. There you are" *dies*

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 6 лет назад +8

      This SCP uses mimicry of humans to draw in victims.

    • @droppedinbase5777
      @droppedinbase5777 6 лет назад

      Whoosh

    • @Heasive
      @Heasive 6 лет назад

      Halimat Mckibbins you tried but it isnt a woosh

    • @droppedinbase5777
      @droppedinbase5777 6 лет назад

      @@Heasive That's the point jack

  • @mosquito_.
    @mosquito_. 5 лет назад +214

    9:06 my mans died for the weed

  • @mili4222
    @mili4222 5 лет назад +293

    0:00 *SCP-173*
    0:16 *SCP-1048-A*
    0:44 *SCP-939*
    0:58 *SCP-914*
    2:17 *SCP-106*
    4:16 *SCP-205*
    6:31 *SCP-012*
    8:21 *SCP-049*
    8:37 *SCP-1162* (old)
    11:19 *SCP-178*
    12:03 *SCP-096*
    12:42 *SCP-049-2*
    13:49 *SCP-008*
    16:55 *SCP-035*
    18:43 *SCP-966*
    20:52 *SCP-895*
    21:28 *SCP-860-2*
    23:16 *SCP-294*

  • @DanteTheBreadGoddess
    @DanteTheBreadGoddess 5 лет назад +138

    9:15
    When you literally popped your knee cap in and out of place, requiring serious medical attention, but the teacher says “you can walk it off”

  • @plooferofficial
    @plooferofficial 5 лет назад +2476

    (x4 Speed)
    *_They're trying their best okay?_*

    • @cjhomik7410
      @cjhomik7410 5 лет назад +22

      I even made IT (8× Speed) (I put the speed of the video 2× fast)

    • @Smeik2901
      @Smeik2901 5 лет назад +48

      Imagine telling the exact same joke as in the video.

    • @WallaceBreenFromKentucky
      @WallaceBreenFromKentucky 5 лет назад +2

      RUclipsr the video is 2x and whats funnier i set IT also 2x i was funnier i also set it on 2x

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 5 лет назад +1

      Seriously though, why do they take so long? Is there a lore reason, or a game balance reason?

    • @williambeavers9046
      @williambeavers9046 5 лет назад +7

      @@cjhomik7410 Sounds like fapping.

  • @teefin55
    @teefin55 5 лет назад +460

    5:50 Everybody gangsta until the shadows start walking

    • @oscardong8795
      @oscardong8795 3 года назад +2

      you mean beat your skull right?

    • @teefin55
      @teefin55 3 года назад +3

      @@oscardong8795 ofc

  • @meganroozen558
    @meganroozen558 5 лет назад +858

    18:43 dude 966 is a great dancer, he does a lil shake then a booty smack.

    • @whydoihaveaunicorninmyprof6404
      @whydoihaveaunicorninmyprof6404 4 года назад +28

      Yas he great at dancing! XD

    • @ForkLefts
      @ForkLefts 4 года назад +19

      He t bags you when he knocks you down. He has the nerve to t bag you when you're still alive and while killing you

    • @FunniLilFunniMan
      @FunniLilFunniMan 4 года назад +2

      @@ForkLefts it’s called a joke

    • @mango4723
      @mango4723 4 года назад +2

      @@FunniLilFunniMan ?

    • @ForkLefts
      @ForkLefts 3 года назад +11

      @@FunniLilFunniMan i understood the fucking joke you pre chewed bubblegum

  • @definitnotkev9858
    @definitnotkev9858 5 лет назад +1193

    Boy: Dad i got a girlfriend
    Dad: way to go champ
    Girl: dad i got a boyfriend
    Dad: 0:05

  • @striker3472
    @striker3472 6 лет назад +342

    0:04 First, you hug your victim, then you break her neck

  • @btkocc
    @btkocc 5 лет назад +913

    *"I cannot do this anymore, everything is just a big let down"*
    Best way to die LOOOOL

    • @depressedkermit3752
      @depressedkermit3752 5 лет назад +3

      I hate you tho

    • @vamimi170
      @vamimi170 4 года назад +9

      haters b hating

    • @SituationNormalAint
      @SituationNormalAint 4 года назад +10

      Sounds like depression and suicide

    • @bencenagy5459
      @bencenagy5459 4 года назад

      @@SituationNormalAint coronavirus made me so bored i got depression

    • @maxtoh5514
      @maxtoh5514 4 года назад

      @@bencenagy5459 WHO are you talking ima report you on YT

  • @ratking9411
    @ratking9411 7 лет назад +1961

    *comes out of scp 914 from very fine*
    *has wine and a tuxedo*

    • @vm_duc
      @vm_duc 7 лет назад +198

      trainer green
      *speaks in heavy british for extra humor*
      "how are you feeling today Mr. D-Class? A fine day isn't it?"
      "Very fine, Dr. Bright, very fine. What a fine day."

    • @orbswhisper2482
      @orbswhisper2482 7 лет назад +44

      Why hello, dear sir. Share some wine?

    • @TeufortCTF
      @TeufortCTF 7 лет назад +30

      dr bright still wants to stick his privets in 212

    • @danieldo8859
      @danieldo8859 7 лет назад +3

      trainer green mentlegen

    • @DaGlitchers
      @DaGlitchers 7 лет назад

      trainer green I

  • @PillarDelta
    @PillarDelta 5 лет назад +306

    13:17 sounds like music

  • @aestheticzea
    @aestheticzea 6 лет назад +803

    9:08
    SCP - 1162 Rips your lungs out
    *Gives you SCP - 420-J*

    • @lunas275
      @lunas275 6 лет назад +38

      Since 1162 gives you things you lost. At least we know now that we are playing as the idiot who refined frikin weed.

    • @kiwo9647
      @kiwo9647 6 лет назад +7

      I
      R
      O
      N
      I
      C

    • @theklefkiauthority6504
      @theklefkiauthority6504 6 лет назад +4

      Heck yeah *dies*

    • @future1894
      @future1894 6 лет назад +7

      Not worth it. Without lungs, what's the point. You can't smoke it.

    • @1000yardstares
      @1000yardstares 6 лет назад +4

      SMOKE WEED
      -Snoop dogg

  • @Alejandroso31
    @Alejandroso31 5 лет назад +398

    14:04
    Scp 008: It's finally my turn!
    Scp 173: No

  • @tennobytemusic1529
    @tennobytemusic1529 5 лет назад +1080

    Player: "one perfect drink please"
    *Gets the Depression juice*

    • @lostaccount8222
      @lostaccount8222 4 года назад +28

      Mmmmm depression juice my favorite

    • @rickslick69420
      @rickslick69420 4 года назад +21

      Liquid depressi, my life is resetti.

    • @nebulaischilling
      @nebulaischilling 3 года назад +26

      What i think, is that the drink was so perfect, that the guy just thought that life had never been as good as the drink

    • @CultReport
      @CultReport 3 года назад +7

      There’s nothing better than monkey island grog

    • @a-10warthog23
      @a-10warthog23 3 года назад +21

      @@nebulaischilling Yeah. Like once you've experienced perfection, nothing else will ever match up to that and life becomes a constant disappointment.

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 3 года назад +118

    “Ay dog can I get some antimatter?”
    “Only a cupful”
    *pulls out comically large explosion*

  • @evantdc-senpai5718
    @evantdc-senpai5718 7 лет назад +926

    SCP-966 looks really happy. Must be his first time being out and killing someone. They grow up so fast

    • @negan2128
      @negan2128 7 лет назад +12

      EvanTDC The Diamond Creeper knowing the fact that they’re basically bloodthirsty creatures (much, MUCH like 939), these things aren’t as happy as they seem...

    • @slimebot8676
      @slimebot8676 6 лет назад +16

      Honestly I started rooting for the after a while, their such good bois

    • @sillyman2013
      @sillyman2013 2 года назад +8

      who’s a good night vision ghost thing? you, yes, yes you- *AHHHH OH MY LEG AHHHHH!*

    • @realfridge
      @realfridge Год назад +1

      no happy dancing for me… i don’t have legs :(

  • @oculusarmy8873
    @oculusarmy8873 6 лет назад +1917

    I'll have a cup of terrible RUclips intros.
    *Drinks the cup*
    *You have died from Ali-a*

  • @venomz8888
    @venomz8888 7 лет назад +184

    23:35 What will you have today sir?
    I think I'll have myself a glass of ANTIMATTER!!!

  • @potatoo4905
    @potatoo4905 4 года назад +339

    When the 049-2's are trying to kill they make a pretty sick beat 13:00

    • @AndrewGuns
      @AndrewGuns 3 года назад +7

      Beatboxing

    • @theo5council113
      @theo5council113 3 года назад +7

      At 0.75 playback speed it sounds cool

    • @SomeGuyOnYT
      @SomeGuyOnYT 3 года назад +3

      @@theo5council113 thank you SCP foundation very cool

    • @BloodHoundPL
      @BloodHoundPL 2 года назад

      Good beat but bad beating :P

  • @mynameisntimportantanymore8972
    @mynameisntimportantanymore8972 7 лет назад +511

    You forgot SCP-1499, it's the Soviet GP-5 gas mask that teleports you to another dimension if you put it on, the dimension is full of SCP-1499-1, if you look at them, they'll be aggressive and they'll all try to kill you, the only way to escape is by taking off SCP-1499.

    • @JustDhav
      @JustDhav 7 лет назад +76

      My name isn't important anymore. It says "killed by (nearly) all scps" "NEARLY"

    • @go2gulag138
      @go2gulag138 7 лет назад +2

      Scruffy :D i thought the same thing

    • @acidmuncher
      @acidmuncher 7 лет назад +3

      Davin IndoGamer She asked if we can let her now any SCPs she missed in the video.

    • @woohthatsrightkid7152
      @woohthatsrightkid7152 7 лет назад +2

      My name isn't important anymore. Basically the enderportal

    • @anotherwiseunpleasantperso2147
      @anotherwiseunpleasantperso2147 7 лет назад +9

      cheeki breeki

  • @Stanley42069
    @Stanley42069 7 лет назад +682

    966 is trying his best too

    • @yazminsoto2937
      @yazminsoto2937 7 лет назад

      Stanislav Borisov hi google chrome

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 7 лет назад

      Stanislav Borisov i like his fighting style! Pfff... 😂😂😂😂

    • @idi0tsk1rten9
      @idi0tsk1rten9 7 лет назад +3

      *and 049-2*

    • @frisk7951
      @frisk7951 6 лет назад +2

      Stanislav Borisov he looks like he was trying to dance and attack lmao

    • @tl1692
      @tl1692 6 лет назад

      Stanislav Borisov
      Yeah, but he still needed some minutes to finish, yet he's still stronger than 049-2
      Looks like 096 but kills in 3 minutes while that white nigga one shots

  • @billetede2peso113
    @billetede2peso113 5 лет назад +511

    23:34 technically hes a hero he vanished scp 682 and 106

    • @bigboinick8376
      @bigboinick8376 5 лет назад +60

      Bruh, antimatter is forbidden wine

    • @omarpikm2101
      @omarpikm2101 5 лет назад +5

      boom

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 года назад +51

      106 has a pocket dimension and 682 is basically indestructible. I think they would have tried antimatter to get rid of 682

    • @joulioss3467
      @joulioss3467 4 года назад +33

      @@fukkthisnewupdate8882 682 can absorb energy... Antimatter is perhaps not the best idea to fight it ^^'

    • @marcyszczepanski3014
      @marcyszczepanski3014 4 года назад +3

      *she

  • @liammaps2700
    @liammaps2700 5 лет назад +208

    I can just imagine, “wasup. I’m here to get my neck snapped.”
    Peanut: ah, yes. I’ll be right with you just close your eyes.

    • @bopuu_
      @bopuu_ 3 года назад +3

      "How to commit snap"

    • @omegadragons321
      @omegadragons321 28 дней назад

      he's an aspiring chiropractor, give him a break >:(

  • @BoundlessInfinity
    @BoundlessInfinity 6 лет назад +217

    25:30 moment of relax in this infernal facility, bbrrrrfff, AAAAAAaaaaHHHhhhhhh

  • @allendelmundo4627
    @allendelmundo4627 6 лет назад +2258

    I always like to start my day off with a nice, warm
    *CUP OF RAGE*

  • @ohmehyoshwhatisthispain5325
    @ohmehyoshwhatisthispain5325 6 лет назад +542

    25:53 MAN DATS SOM GOOD ASS SHIT

  • @복치김-o1n
    @복치김-o1n 4 года назад +109

    23:32
    Co-worker : What are you doing?
    Me : Don't mind me I just need a cup of antimatter to stay up late.

  • @dr.birdface9872
    @dr.birdface9872 7 лет назад +137

    0:33 lol. “You have excellent hearing now. Also, you are dying”

  • @axelramirez3886
    @axelramirez3886 7 лет назад +473

    I like how scp 966 dances when he hits you.

    • @orbswhisper2482
      @orbswhisper2482 7 лет назад +68

      Hes happy (ง'̀-'́)ง

    • @limenlemon1050
      @limenlemon1050 7 лет назад +22

      Sir. Fuckles the Duckles Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof.

    • @catguy23
      @catguy23 7 лет назад +9

      *Because im HAPPY!!*

    • @vanillabean8117
      @vanillabean8117 7 лет назад +5

      Sir. Fuckles the Rexles he looks happy lol

    • @e1357
      @e1357 6 лет назад +13

      what I don't understand is that they are, according to their SCP page, very fragile creatures, with hollow bones and thin skin and organs, you should easily be able to straight out kill it with your fists, hell even grab its arm as it tries to swipe you, and rapidly twist it as you pull very hard, you may pull its arm clean off and use it as a club while yelling "STOP HITTING YOURSELF"

  • @pastaperson6323
    @pastaperson6323 6 лет назад +395

    What do you call a teddy bear with no b?
    SCP-1048-A

  • @BrandonYugioh
    @BrandonYugioh 4 года назад +105

    25:49 I can’t believe something this hilarious is in this game: DAT SOM GOOD ASS SHIT XD

  • @Brakvash
    @Brakvash 7 лет назад +286

    SCP 966 looks as if the animators never expected players to stay put judging by its saunter between maulings xD

  • @thedeergod435
    @thedeergod435 7 лет назад +385

    You have excellent hearing.
    Also, you are *dying*
    Well, that's *_two_* bonuses to this SCP

  • @kaiser9598
    @kaiser9598 4 года назад +91

    “420”
    Oh no.
    (25:59)

    • @mokou8851
      @mokou8851 3 года назад +2

      why hello there

  • @deadpan4927
    @deadpan4927 6 лет назад +490

    me:mom I'm going to the night club
    Mom:with permission of who? 0:06

  • @selethsavzar9690
    @selethsavzar9690 7 лет назад +839

    scp-008 could teach 049 how to make better zombies

    • @lexiwetgamez4194
      @lexiwetgamez4194 7 лет назад +1

      Sídric Wazác 1st reply

    • @selethsavzar9690
      @selethsavzar9690 7 лет назад +67

      But seriously, how these zombies deal so little damage?

    • @lexiwetgamez4194
      @lexiwetgamez4194 7 лет назад +17

      Sídric Wazác its because i think hes in a guard suit not a class d

    • @selethsavzar9690
      @selethsavzar9690 7 лет назад +5

      my comment has 49 likes right now lol

    • @selethsavzar9690
      @selethsavzar9690 7 лет назад

      674pain But 049 is just roaming around at the light containment zone :v

  • @nicolasvainilla7360
    @nicolasvainilla7360 5 лет назад +210

    0:16 no ear rape? thank god you'r amazing

  • @godon4292
    @godon4292 4 года назад +60

    Class D: Gets into SCP-914
    Class D after leaving SCP-914: I am speed

  • @applesKIWISbananas
    @applesKIWISbananas 6 лет назад +143

    *neck snaps*
    *distant screaming in background*

  • @richarde98
    @richarde98 7 лет назад +462

    13:30 so they're killing you with a sick beat?

    • @우지윤-j6e
      @우지윤-j6e 6 лет назад +1

      님아 솔직히 말해보삼 님 한국인임.?

    • @malzeno1202
      @malzeno1202 6 лет назад +31

      I can make a song outta this...

    • @rosalindaherrera5350
      @rosalindaherrera5350 6 лет назад +5

      @@malzeno1202 okay show me the diss track if we're not be too lit because it will set me on fire like on actual fire

    • @oijoseph3887
      @oijoseph3887 6 лет назад +3

      "FEEL THE RHYTHM"

    • @rosalindaherrera5350
      @rosalindaherrera5350 6 лет назад +2

      @@oijoseph3887 AGGHHH IT BURNSS

  • @michaeledmunds1767
    @michaeledmunds1767 7 лет назад +144

    "Oh, there you are...." *gets brutally flayed*

  • @elszrvee
    @elszrvee 2 года назад +8

    23:43
    "The recon teams also found SCP-682's dead body in Sector [REDACTED], and expected SCP-682 was still alive, but it's brainwaves remain at 0%. Thus proving SCP-682 has finally been neutralized."

  • @sombracyanide6304
    @sombracyanide6304 7 лет назад +338

    13:20 *They're trying their best, okay*

  • @slipsy4139
    @slipsy4139 5 лет назад +150

    scp-1162: takes your right lung
    also scp-1162: here smoke this

    • @entitysolace621
      @entitysolace621 4 года назад +7

      it's great cause now only one of your lungs can get cancer

    • @harrogeorge7878
      @harrogeorge7878 4 года назад +2

      - reggae music intensifies -

  • @donosporidium
    @donosporidium 6 лет назад +60

    9:15 loses lung to SCP-1162, gets an SCP-420

    • @pikaplays24
      @pikaplays24 5 лет назад +1

      420-j

    • @gingaid5217
      @gingaid5217 5 лет назад +3

      Worth it

    • @FluffyOrionlol
      @FluffyOrionlol 4 года назад +1

      Interesting... very interesting.

    • @iLiokardo
      @iLiokardo 4 года назад

      I didn't see if he got that. Didn't pickup what he got out of it.
      Didn't even open the inventory WTF.

  • @coolboidoesstuff9828
    @coolboidoesstuff9828 4 года назад +57

    13:30 at this point they're literally just dancing lmao

  • @scp-035foundation3
    @scp-035foundation3 7 лет назад +40

    SCP-049-2
    "They're trying their best, okay?"

  • @TheMadRatKing
    @TheMadRatKing 7 лет назад +87

    -drinks 420
    *MAN DATS SOM GOOD ASS SHIT*
    -drinks liquid rage
    -dies from being blown apart by overwhelming hatred
    I love this coffee machine.

  • @lostrunner2552
    @lostrunner2552 7 лет назад +255

    20:17 What you see vs what she sees;

    • @anoNEMOs
      @anoNEMOs 6 лет назад +4

      XD

    • @ntpking5034
      @ntpking5034 6 лет назад +5

      The Sound of that moment

    • @hentaihaven2843
      @hentaihaven2843 6 лет назад

      GlitchedMind I don’t get it

    • @ntpking5034
      @ntpking5034 6 лет назад +1

      @@hentaihaven2843 You lied

    • @ntpking5034
      @ntpking5034 6 лет назад

      I can see it thought your eyes and your Picture.

  • @silhouette7552
    @silhouette7552 4 года назад +95

    14:03 Scared the absolute life outta me.

    • @sirpixel7945
      @sirpixel7945 Год назад +1

      SCP-173: *Appears*
      Me: "You already had your turn, dumbass!"

    • @deltaring5442
      @deltaring5442 Год назад +1

      "We've been trying to contact you for days about your car's extended warranty."

  • @ayelmao4258
    @ayelmao4258 6 лет назад +789

    *_You have excellent hearing. Also, you are dying_*
    _Thanks for letting me know_

  • @mizerablegit4720
    @mizerablegit4720 7 лет назад +121

    So many deaths from the coffee machine......

    • @siixess
      @siixess 6 лет назад +7

      Mizerable Git
      It's clearly the most dangerous scp

    • @smallsnake4790
      @smallsnake4790 6 лет назад

      Mizerable Git Cup of 420
      DATS SOME REAL GUD SHIT

    • @darlingkun8851
      @darlingkun8851 6 лет назад +2

      To the point my game crashed and my save got corrupt just because of it

  • @Thesavagesouls
    @Thesavagesouls 6 лет назад +207

    Lava ? They have really strong plastic cup in this company !

    • @tenpaths7795
      @tenpaths7795 6 лет назад +7

      No, 294 is fabricating them, also it's AN S C P it is just weird anonomalys

    • @tenpaths7795
      @tenpaths7795 6 лет назад +3

      No, it's called *he doesn't know what scp is.*

    • @creeperslayer555
      @creeperslayer555 6 лет назад +5

      therat double woosh?

    • @TrueDeko
      @TrueDeko 6 лет назад

      @@tenpaths7795 Triple woosh

    • @FrancisCastiglione
      @FrancisCastiglione 6 лет назад

      @@TrueDeko. I do not understand the joke but okay

  • @KOFEnjoyer
    @KOFEnjoyer 4 года назад +45

    19:09 me trying to dance

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266. 6 лет назад +87

    23:20
    That’s like the one thing I don’t believe would be possible even in the SCP universe

  • @SmileTOBY
    @SmileTOBY 6 лет назад +369

    WHEN ZOMBIES ARE TRYING THERE BEST
    6 hours later
    Me: im bored

  • @canale39youification
    @canale39youification 7 лет назад +523

    I wonder what happens if you order "BIG SMOKE" with SCP-294

    • @selethsavzar9690
      @selethsavzar9690 7 лет назад +67

      OUT OF RANGE

    • @kryswilkins8615
      @kryswilkins8615 7 лет назад +77

      294: Too big, out of range C.J. Sorry for the inconvenience.

    • @randommemes1156
      @randommemes1156 7 лет назад +5

      Illuminati 666😈😈😈😈👿👿👿👹👹👹👹👺👺💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥🔗🔗🔗🔗

    • @maxenny
      @maxenny 7 лет назад +72

      ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ORDER ME FROM THE GODDAMN COFFEE MACHINE, CJ!!!

    • @mirrorslash028
      @mirrorslash028 7 лет назад +37

      you get scp-420-cj

  • @AjarAvicii
    @AjarAvicii 5 лет назад +29

    4:35 Best movie ever!

  • @ayelmao4258
    @ayelmao4258 6 лет назад +244

    13:30 *So this is a stick fight, huh ?*

    • @UndeadPivoed
      @UndeadPivoed 5 лет назад +2

      NO IT'S A GOOD MUSIC

    • @trymext
      @trymext 5 лет назад +1

      @@UndeadPivoed *_a g r e e d_*

  • @SychoPhonic
    @SychoPhonic 6 лет назад +119

    "Oh, there you are."
    *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

  • @Derpyderpderper
    @Derpyderpderper 5 лет назад +154

    *orders a cup of antimatter*
    but why would you
    *explodes*

    • @Derpyderpderper
      @Derpyderpderper 4 года назад +2

      @@johndasalty111 good my child, continue the way of the baguette stick, for we are the strongest weapons there is

    • @leelambert1559
      @leelambert1559 4 года назад +2

      *orders cup of baguette*
      Nuke incoming
      Turns out France launched your baguette at you in a nuclear armed Intercontinental Ballistic Missile

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 года назад

      @@johndasalty111 I feel like I'm missing something

    • @johndasalty111
      @johndasalty111 4 года назад

      @@fukkthisnewupdate8882 go look up "Insect Glaive gameplay" and you'll see what I mean.

    • @frootloopsenthusiast2991
      @frootloopsenthusiast2991 4 года назад

      23:26

  • @TurtlesTM
    @TurtlesTM 3 года назад +9

    i can’t be the only one who finds it absolutely hilarious how they’re trying to get killed by 173 so they blink and the scary chord plays but they just stand still like “you done??”

  • @izekmon6854
    @izekmon6854 6 лет назад +51

    I LOST IT WHEN HE SAID THEYRE TRYING THEYRE BEST OKAY?;like seriously how could u die from those

  • @Beelze_Bubbles
    @Beelze_Bubbles 5 лет назад +71

    8:23 Doctor, Doctor, give me the news, I’ve got a bad case of loving you

  • @beastking2376
    @beastking2376 6 лет назад +121

    13:09 that just so sad..

  • @solidcoyote
    @solidcoyote 3 года назад +27

    It has been 4 years, still a great and scary game

  • @lunaheavens0820
    @lunaheavens0820 6 лет назад +85

    049's zombies... Aww. Poor things, all they want to do is mercilessly kill others for their master

    • @tenpaths7795
      @tenpaths7795 6 лет назад

      DO YOU KNOW WHAT A ZOMBIE IS, ALSO, THEY CAN'T THINK "VIRUS".

    • @sexhaver32_31
      @sexhaver32_31 6 лет назад

      Not to mention on how weak they are.

    • @droppedinbase5777
      @droppedinbase5777 6 лет назад

      yeet whoooooosh

    • @funnerfunko
      @funnerfunko 5 лет назад

      Pretty sure they have mercy if they suck that much.

  • @sicco571
    @sicco571 7 лет назад +103

    I started hearing a cool beat at 13:18

  • @sophsfavvids
    @sophsfavvids 6 лет назад +67

    13:17 sick beat

  • @pancake5707
    @pancake5707 3 года назад +6

    24:51
    “The Styx is a river, not a sea, dumbass”
    Damn, 294 must’ve been having a bad day

  • @cyberdazer7415
    @cyberdazer7415 5 лет назад +71

    SCP-173: come on blink
    (Blinks one eye at a time)
    SCP-173: HNGSKEKEKEKEKEKEWJS

    • @chsameer2794
      @chsameer2794 5 лет назад +7

      Me:finally blinks*
      173:you know what (redacted) u

    • @sparshjain4786
      @sparshjain4786 5 лет назад +2

      ch sameer lol

    • @SpiffoGaming
      @SpiffoGaming 5 лет назад

      Gotta go fast

    • @SpiffoGaming
      @SpiffoGaming 5 лет назад +1

      Scp 096 is basically the same but if you look. Also 4 pixels never forget

    • @thewinner4x873
      @thewinner4x873 4 года назад

      @@SpiffoGaming then just turn around and don't care about him