Every Dad Ever
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- Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024
- They don't make them like they used to... wait, are you going to eat that? #dadlife #comedy #adulting
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Oh my gosh, my dad used almost all of these phrases, but you missed one. "Builds character, puts hair on your chest." -said to his DAUGHTERS!
Mine too!!! It's what my dad told my sister and I when we were little when he said we couldn't have coffee! 😂🤣😂 Now with my nephews, I had to change that to "you'll get a uni brow" (couldn't think of something better) cuz I'm guessing hair on chest wasn't the same threat as for girls! 😂🤣😂
Very stereotypical lol and true
Hahaha. My uncle would say " eat your carrots, it puts hair on your chest" when we were at their house. For year I wouldn't eat carrots there...anywhere else but not at my Uncle and Aunt's house. I was convinced their carrots were poison.
@@redhead7087 hilarious!
yes!! 😂😂😂😂
"I'm not sleeping, just resting my eyes." Wow, 100% word perfect. Love it!
nah my dad would just yell shut up im sleeping 🤣
100% my dad
"I was watching the inside of my eyelids."
missed one:
"dad Im hungry"
"hi hungry, im dad!"
ICONIC
We can't let the great cycle of fatherly wisdom passed down through the generations end with us. It must be poured forth on our unsuspecting families.
He just needs to sit in the car waiting for his family to come out and say "we're burning daylight, guys" and he's completely 100% DAD
The ridiculous enthusiasm Penn put into these stereotypical, rather almost tired even, "dad" moments made this video fresh and original. What can I say, the guy knows how to sell his part. Had to watch twice, laughed so hard! 😂🤣😂 Whatever the Holderni take on they make gold.
Hello 👋 how are you doing today??
Where would we be without our dads? I thank God every day I have a father who loves me like God loves us. I know your kids feel the same way, Penn.
Loved this and many of them made me say ‘Dad, is that you?’ 😂 Missing from this list:
“Money doesn’t grow on trees you know!”
“Were you born in a barn?” ( if I left a cupboard door open)
“Eat it, it will put hair on your chest!” (said to me, his daughter, and my sister!)
“Think of the starving kids in Africa!” (when I didn’t want to eat something)
“The early bird gets the worm”
"Do you think we own stock in the electric company?!" (whenever a light or the t.v. was left on)
The starving kids is my dads fav
@Busy Mama Wow, my Dad has literally said every single one of those while I was growing up. All dads really are the same. 😂
Now it would be nice to know how many of them hadn't had "as much money as Kid" as they've had as they lived in their own families? Because I think one one hand it's inherited sayings from prior generations but for many it might also be a later historically station...
Don't forget the hungry joke
Kid: I'm hungry
Dad: Hi Hungry! I'm Dad
My dad passed away in Jan.2021....i miss him so so much...these were some of his favorite sayings...
"Your mom wasn't a window maker, move."
"Close the door, you're letting out all the bought air!"
My Dad would say you weren’t made in a window factory!
I'm so sorry your loss..💕 Sending love
my dad died to in 2021 he cracked his spin found out it was because he had a rare cancer thats why it cracked, it made it weak, then he stared to have a vary hard time breathing, then he died this happened with in 5 days im scared for life ~ rest in peace dad😭
@@diamondly6250
The pain of losing a parent is so hard. You're very strong...you have his legacy to pass on...❤️
OMG!!! My husband says every one of those statements!!! It’s not just dads though, it’s every man ever!!! Lol ❤️
This just basically confirms that I’M the one turning into my father. However, it’s been proven that humming the Tetris music when you load up a car ensures everything will fit perfectly.
Bahaha, I was going to say the same thing! 😉
Lol
Or when putting away groceries after a Costco run.
In our family it's the MOM (or one of our sons if they're traveling with us) who "play Tetris" with the luggage. My husband has announced on numerous occasions that "It won't all fit" only to have one of us take it as a challenge.
@@maggiepanning356 YES. The fridge is the other place in which "it won't fit" makes me say "challenge accepted."
My husband has two main sayings:
1. "I can build that" which he says when I want to buy any new item for the house. The man cannot build shelf to save his life!
2. "Is it free." Which he say everytime a waiter or customer service asks him if he wants to upgrade to something bigger or better. They of course say "no" and he says "then why would I want pay more for something I don't want?"
Used to embarrass the heck out of me but now, after 14 years, I just laugh it off. He is who he is.
That was my dad, but he also had this one... If the wait staff at a restaurant came to the table and said something to the effect of, "Is there anything else I can get you?", He'd inevitably say "A bundle of twenties"! My mom grew tired of it and one of the last times he said this she said, "you've been saying that for 30 years, it's time to change it to at least fifties"!
Lol saying “They’re coming for us” when the sirens come on is definitely a dad joke. My dad said that.
When I was a kid, riding in the car with my dad, if we heard a police siren he would always say "Oh no! They're coming to get you!"
@@Octoberfurst 🤣
Love these! When the kids were little if they asked us to open up their bag of chips or candy, we'd always say, "Parent Tax!" and take one. I hear my kids saying it to my grandkids, now.
Could this be a regional expression? I always called it "my commission." 🤔
In both Ontario and Quebec, we have no such concept. Never heard anyone use it. When I heard parents do that to their kids Halloween candy I couldn't get it cause parents can buy them anytime, kids can't. We'd be happy to share with parents though cause they enjoyed the candies we didn't as much.
That happened at Halloween
To this day, any time my wife makes a sandwich for any of us, there will be this mysterious bite taken out of it.
My dad LITERALLY said "it's not heavy, its awkward" to me yesterday!!! This is too funny!
I wish there was a way I could have wrapped this up and given it to my husband for Father’s Day.
Oh my gosh seeing your "NEIGHBOR" out of character was awesome because we have no idea what her actual personality is like😂
I enjoyed that too! I would like to see her as more characters! A goth or Emo teen would be interesting! 😂😁
To me it was the most shocking to hear her without the thick midwestern accent.
Now Kim needs to make a Mom version. It's only fair since I'm a Dad and guilty of everything in the video.
Haha love it! Penn you are the quintessential dad! Everytime after my husband ratchets something down he uses that same line "that's not going anywhere"...it's become a huge joke in our family and often he gives me the honors of saying it.
LOL 🤣! My husband did this recently and I was convinced I saw it slip in the side mirror. He pulled over in a huff, walked around the truck grabbing the wonky placed chair, saying "It's ratcheted down! it's not going nowhere!" 😂😂😂😂😂
The bit about calculating how far away the storm is? My teenage son is doing that already. 🤗
Hello 👋 how are you doing today??
Tax is a thing in my family too! My grandfather started it when my aunts would bake cookies. My father was thrilled to carry on the tradition and expand it to all food lol
"It's not heavy, it's just awkward" is my husband's most predictable line 😄
"Your dad wasn't a glass maker." That's what we heard.
The hubby will leave that last bite of the cone, especially if it has the chocolate in it, and see if I want it.
My dad always left that last bite of cone for our dog (now passed away). This was the only human food our dog was allowed to have and it was an infrequent treat. Our dog would sit stock still at his side, not moving a muscle the entire time Dad was eating the cone, trying to be such a good boy. Except he was drooling all over the floor.
As the mom my boys often heard "Momma didn't make you out of glass." I'm pretty sure though, my dad did use the door/window reference.
Really close to home. On almost every point. As far as I'm concerned, you validate me as a father. Thank you!
“Are you trying to cool the whole neighborhood?” When front door left open more than 4 seconds.
My dad would always say you make a better door then a window when I was a kid ! Thank you for bringing me down memory lane !
So very true, my friend. I will admit to most of them myself and I'm a mom. Thank you for making me smile. Blessings - Judith 🎭
Hello 👋 how are you doing today?
My spouse always says "You make a better door than a window!" And of course, the Tetris'd trunk of the car. 😁 As always, thanks for the great video!
Thanks for watching 😄
Watched this with my husband and both of us were ON THE FLOOR because he says 90% of these. Will show it to son when he gets home. The one you forgot which I've heard husband and multiple other dads use, "How am I? I'm livin' the dream!" Favorites were the packing one, and definitely the "plate is clear and saying 'send it back.'" I do the GPS one though more than he does. :)
I’m using that “could you send it back” joke. It will drive my wife and teen daughter nuts.
Was literally packing my car trunk today with my dad, and he was humming the Tetris theme just like Penn 😂
Lots of moms too! LOL!
He missed one. "Are you writing a book? Well, leave that chapter out of it."
The packing and the thunderstorm are so true for my Dad. When he packs the car for vacations, we just let him do his thing because he has the packing down to a science.
“Daddy Tax” 🤣
Hadn’t heard that one before…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh my stars! This is how I was brought up. (Widowed father) I'm a 45 yr old woman and do almost every single one of these. 😊
I will neither confirm nor deny that I have used the majority of those phrases on my family.
It's okay, we already know the truth 😂
Confirmed.
"you make a better door than a window" lol my dad would always say "You're drinking muddy water!" seriously though, this was 95% my dad 😂
Y'all crack me up. I love his cackle after a "dad pronouncement". 🤣 Thanks for another great video
“I’m not sleeping. Just resting my eyes.” - Every day. Twice. 😂
“I am not asleep I am resting my eyes”
-My dad every night
The gas station....yes! My husband drives me crazy with that one. 🤔😂
My dad is 93 so in addition to those phrases you used (which, by the way, both my parents combined used all of them) Dad would say he liked bananas because they had appeal (get it? a peel? Yeah, he'd say that afterward each time).
Hello 👋 how are you doing today??
This is actually the perfect hybrid of both my mom and my dad. 😂
Hello 👋 how are you doing today??
“Everything come out okay?” I almost spit out my drink
Lol I also like the time honored tradition of talking to your kids friends funny/weird questions like “so what’s happening in this shin dig?” And then act so surprised when your kids say your embarrassing them
Seriously these dad phrases are UNIVERSAL!
This is like every dad joke ever - and it's so true, lol
Loved the subtle homage to Tetris!
I'm not a dad, but I am excellent at car Tetris. I love that Penn sang the song while doing it.
My dad used to say “I didn’t get a haircut, I got my ears lowered”
As a single mom, I know Ice said every single one of those at least once. I must be part dad.
😆 most of this is ME! 🙋🏻♀️ And I’m not a dad! 😂
The gal in the back seat is so very funny. Glad your neighbors participate. Makes it crazier!!
🤣🤣🤣. The gas station joke was right on!! It all was, but my hubby will drive two towns over for the cheapest gas! I just roll my eyes! Gotta love him!
Just to save $.50 on a tank. XD
12yr old: “Wait, does she not have a Midwest accent all the time? What?!”
My dad's Hispanic and none of this is him, but my this is exactly my husband 💯. Lol. I loved the ripped jeans line. 😂😂😂
Hello 👋 how are you doing today??
My dad used to say “Hey, here’s your class!” When we passed herds of sheep 🤣
Haha more of these are me than my husband! The "don't tell your mum" message (but inferred, not spoken) and repacking the car are mainly him - he is the BEST at packing the car!
Hahaha fully admit I do some of these things & my husband does none 😂 I always tell my kids I am gonna make them pay the light bill, they leave the lights on ALL the time.
Same here!! 😂
I still look over my shoulder when I touch the thermostat ... I was alive too see the landing on the moon 🤪
My mom would always say, "I could make that myself," when we shopped for clothes.
“Do it in 18!” OMGOSH! Sooo true
My Dad always said' were you born in a barn? Shut the door!"
3:15 Get your kids involved! LOL
I actually enjoy sitting out on a covered porch and listening to the rain. It's relaxing.
I've just discovered that I'm actually every dad ever 😂
Watching the rain. Every Southern Dad EVER!
Most accurate Dad video EVER 😄😄😄
My dad ALWAYS said our ice cream was dripping. He also NEVER ordered his own cone. Loved Penn singing the Tetris tune!
Who doesn't finish an ice cream cone?!
0:08 The feels
OMG! This IS my hubby. Everything Penn said is what my hubby says too.
Dad trying to get containers on the car roof - my husband who ruins everything trying to do one thing
Cheap gas guy -my dad
Sleepy dad - my mom
Organizer trunk dad - me
This video is soooooo relatable loool
"I didn't get a haircut, I just lowered my ears!" and "Shut the door, we aren't heating/cooling off the whole neighborhood!"
"No I didn't get a haircut I got them all cut"
that one got me I enjoy that one
This is spot on! My husband just recently introduced our kids to the "daddy tax."
My husband has said the rain part lol. My toddler son now does it too 😂
Not the dad wheez and laugh
“Everything thing come out okay”?
Lmao I used to hear that a lot. I still use it on my friends lol
Yep. This is my dad and now my husband... though to be fair, I'm the one who makes all the puns and dad jokes.
Showed my dad this and he responded with 'I feel personally attacked.'
I actually always finished my dad's food. He would order a giant steak seafood platter with salad bar and eat half the steak, half the crab and a couple of bites of a baked potato, one bite of salad if that. 🙄 Then he would eat a giant fudge sundae and insist on getting me my own so he didn't have to share it. He would ask me what I wanted when we ordered entrees and I would just say, "I can just finish your food." Kinda like when moms with small children don't actually eat lunch they just eat the peanut butter jelly crusts and leftover baby carrots, etc. as they are loading the dish washer. Lol.
Too funny! 😮😂 This makes me think of Patton Oswalt's skit on eating at restaurants with huge portions. "And our corn chowder....served in a canoe!" (or something like that). I'm sure the audio version of that skit is on RUclips. You might want to look it up, It's hilarious!
I just looked it up - it's under Patton oswalt Black Angus Steakhouse. I gave to warm though he's made cleaner versions. This one's funny as heck but definitely has the bluer language. 😮🤨🤔
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 My husband, literally just last night, was counting the seconds after the lightning ...
Thé lights on the glasses to read the bill 😂
Thanks Penn for getting our day started with a smile. Cape (Cake?) Buffalo rides again!
My sweet husband says ALL of these things with the caveat "as my dad used to say". He doesn't even believe that my dad used to say them, too. And all the dads out there. 😂❤❤❤
"tax", "not gonna waste it" 😂 totally my mom!
The bottom part/handle of the cone is the best part who would throw that away 😮
Haha, I sing the Tetris theme when packing the car.
I just taught my 9 year old the “you make a better door than a window” saying! Too funny!
Love when dads finish your food. Especially at weddings, the adults give so much, you can't finish it, so when u full side the plate over to dad.
I've seen every one of these except "Daddy Tax", and I think I love "Daddy Tax"!
Oh god when he was packing the suitcases in the car and hummed the tetris music i just died
Thanks for the laugh on this cold, wet day ! One more: "I know the GPS says take 'this road', but I'm *sure* going this other way is faster". Then cut to shot of a three mile long traffic jam. 🙂
My dad when he packed the car only instead of singing he swore. A lot.
🤔 some of these apply to my dad, but not all of them. Mostly, the ones where he'll say "I'm not sleeping, just resting my eyes" and the Home Depot/Lowe's where he says "I don't need help. I know this place like the back of my hand." 🤣
I do so many of these things. I love when he was packing the car and singing the Tetris theme.
At first, I was laughing. "That's totally my dad!" Then it hit me. "Oh, wait. That's totally ME now!"
Thanks for the laughs!
🤣😂🤣😂 I've done all of that so I guess I've been in the dad club for some time now
Tetris-ing while humming the Tetris song, nice. Now I know what I should sing when I rearrange the items in the fridge 😆😆