Super Mario Bros: The Movie (1993). Dire, Dire Dorks.

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  • @MidKnighToker
    @MidKnighToker Год назад +18

    that's John Leguizamo, not joe . love the channel lol

    • @StamFine
      @StamFine  Год назад +6

      you are totally correct. that's what i get for typing too fast. oh well.

    • @MidKnighToker
      @MidKnighToker Год назад +4

      @@StamFine happens to the best of us

  • @SonicAlpha
    @SonicAlpha Год назад +10

    I saw this in the cinema three times, wore out a VHS copy, and own the Blu-ray. I love it. It's terrible, but I love it.

  • @marshallhuffer4713
    @marshallhuffer4713 Год назад +14

    When Conan O'Brien asked Dennis Hopper if he regretted being in any of his movies, Hopper said "I made a picture called Super Mario Bros. My six-year old son at the time - he now 18 - he said, 'Dad, I think you're probably a pretty good actor, but why did you play that terrible guy King Koopa in Super Mario Bros.?' I said, 'Well Henry, I did that so you could have shoes.' And he said, 'Dad, I don't need shoes that badly.'"

  • @Water_Rabbit
    @Water_Rabbit Год назад +12

    Excellent critique.
    On the topic of casting, it’s worth noting that the narrator is Homer Simpson.

  • @NieR.Amanda
    @NieR.Amanda Год назад +5

    In a parallel universe this ruled supreme in the all-time box office chart until toppled by the Snyder Cut of Sonic The Hedgehog.

  • @jwnj9716
    @jwnj9716 Год назад +5

    I enjoy it for its weirdness.

  • @i.m.evilhomer5084
    @i.m.evilhomer5084 Год назад +14

    I recently checked out some scripts & concept art made for an early light hearted fantasy version of the film & I think it could made for a decent flick had it been made. It would've resembled Labyrinth & The Wizard of Oz both in tone & in production design. Mario, Luigi, & Daisy were more or less the same, while Toad, the Koopa cousins, & King Bowser Koopa were going to look & act like their game counterparts. One piece of concept art suggests Arnold Schwarzenegger was considered to play Bowser.

    • @Yxalitis
      @Yxalitis Год назад

      "deceased flick"
      Yep...

  • @marshallhuffer4713
    @marshallhuffer4713 Год назад +5

    In an Q&A with The Guardian, Bob Hoskins was asked what was the worst job he ever did, what had been his biggest disappointment, and if he could edit his past, what would he change. The answer to all three was Super Mario Bros.

    • @butcherax
      @butcherax Год назад +1

      I mean they're all basically the same question

  • @denvan3143
    @denvan3143 Год назад +4

    I found the DVD in the bargain bin for two bucks. I watched it. If I could fill in the hole the DVD would make a nice coaster.

    • @mallninja9805
      @mallninja9805 Год назад

      Bondo or some two-part epoxy should work nicely. Just scuff the inside edge a bit.

  • @tskmaster3837
    @tskmaster3837 Год назад +10

    Super Mario Bros biggest problem is that it's a hard movie to hate. It's dark and weird but the cast do their job in selling it's dark and weird.

    • @ricardocantoral7672
      @ricardocantoral7672 Год назад +3

      I think it's pretty easy to hate because it's obviously a product of dumb executives that didn't understand what franchise they had.

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 Год назад

      Its biggest problem it's hard to hate? Does that even make sense?

    • @tskmaster3837
      @tskmaster3837 Год назад +2

      @@jamstonjulian6947
      SMB the Movie is in a tough spot; Too bad of an adaptation to be worth remembering but not bad enough as a movie to dismiss completely.
      And time to say it, Dennis Hopper is channeling Donald Trump for his Koopa character;
      "We need a New York property developer who's easy to parody as a fascist reptile." "How about Trump?"... said thirty years before it became relevant.

    • @Charles12
      @Charles12 Год назад

      @@ricardocantoral7672 a franchise which, at the time, didn't have the nessacery amount of time built or respect around it to make a faithful movie out of. so they opted to make a movie and not a corporate product

  • @bensneb360
    @bensneb360 Год назад +4

    This moves like watching a blade runner cartoon covered in the best cheese pizza in all of Brooklyn… while on acid… And I love it for it, lol

  • @stephenaustin142
    @stephenaustin142 Год назад +3

    The goomba's were my favorite part of the movie along with the late great Bob Hoskins

    • @stephenaustin142
      @stephenaustin142 Год назад

      On a side note , the word Goomba became a favorite insult of mine . IYKYK😂

  • @Trilaan
    @Trilaan Год назад +4

    I admit I find the ridiculousness of this movie quite endearing. Plus I'll never get over how much Goomba Toad looks like comedian Rondell Sheriden(That's So Raven, Cory in the House).

    • @officialdonnietae
      @officialdonnietae 11 месяцев назад +1

      Shut. UP 😂 Rondell Sheridan Lmao 🤣 💀 Now I can’t unsee it

  • @prunabluepepper
    @prunabluepepper Год назад +1

    LOL, omg I shall never eat wings when watching your slaughterfest film reviews. the worst thing is, I remember those movies XD. I know exactly why I don't have a TV anymore.

  • @andrewblanchard2398
    @andrewblanchard2398 Год назад +1

    I watched this movie in the theater
    &
    I had the soundtrack on cassette tape

  • @simoncurry5336
    @simoncurry5336 Год назад +6

    Thanks for another great review. Your reviews are always good-to-great, even when what you are reviewing, isn't.
    I like the Auntie Beryl jokes and I miss the "Mr Bronson from Grange Hill" jokes.
    You haven't mentioned him for a long time, even when Michael Sheard was in the Film or TV programme you were reviewing. E.g. your review of "Indian Jones and the Last Crusade" (in which he played Adolf Hitler) didn't include a Mr Bronson joke and I don't recall Michael Sheard being mentioned in your review of the cast either.
    Apart from that ... Well done! Keep it up!

    • @StamFine
      @StamFine  Год назад

      saving Michael Sheard as Hitler jokes for another time he played Hitler

  • @TheyCallMeNewb
    @TheyCallMeNewb Год назад +1

    Stam fine always has to hand a new spin on a given film's main theme or melody. Always a treat.

  • @ricardocantoral7672
    @ricardocantoral7672 Год назад +3

    According to the principal cast, they were all lured in by a script that was actually good. I would have liked to have seen what attracted them.

    • @BenCol
      @BenCol Год назад +4

      Apparently it was the Dick Clement & Ian La Frenais script that attracted the main cast, before Disney came on board and ordered it lightened up. All the various iterations of the script can be found online at the Super Mario Bros. Movie Archive if you want to see it for yourself.

    • @ricardocantoral7672
      @ricardocantoral7672 Год назад +2

      ​​@@BenCol Those guys seem to have a knack for good dialogue. They did write the good lines in Never Say Never Again and The Rock.

    • @BenCol
      @BenCol Год назад +2

      @@ricardocantoral7672 Indeed, and they later went on to co-write Flushed Away, which shows they had the skill to write the sort of fun family-friendly adventure romp that this film should've been from day one.
      But, then again, Flushed Away was made by Aardman, who are experts at making fun films all ages can enjoy. Whereas SMB was produced by a guy who previously made a film all about the Cambodian genocide.

  • @CorvoFG
    @CorvoFG Год назад +4

    I won’t have a word said against this movie. I had to sit through it twice to lose my virginity!

    • @Niemand
      @Niemand Год назад +4

      I think I need context for that...

  • @jaykubisanidiot8657
    @jaykubisanidiot8657 4 месяца назад +1

    Greatest vid o game movie of all time!
    And if You don't agree then you probably don't have a drinking problem

  • @Althea-M
    @Althea-M Год назад +2

    Mario and Luigi are twins. Wario is not related to them, just their rival

  • @GarrettCRW
    @GarrettCRW Год назад +1

    Spot on review of this movie, and making a point of emphasizing that the greatest flaw is that it’s a bad adaptation of the source material, which overshadows a good cast and quality production design.
    Also, big kudos on actually pronouncing “Bros.” properly! If I had a dollar for every time I’ve heard a RUclipsr or a Twitch streamer say “bros” instead of the correct “brothers”, I’d be a millionaire.

  • @AquamentusLives
    @AquamentusLives Год назад +2

    Dire, Dire Dorks is brilliant 👏

  • @LaDracul
    @LaDracul Год назад +3

    This is why Miyamoto'-san was more involved in the cartoon.

  • @akshaytrayner1960
    @akshaytrayner1960 Год назад +1

    Great review

  • @listerofsmeg884
    @listerofsmeg884 Год назад +1

    In spite of SMBs being a massively successful franchise, I don't really know why they went for a live action film. Surely an feature length animation would fit the game's cartoon like style better..
    The more recent Sonic films benefit from the CGi capability we have now making live action more in keeping with the feel of the game. That wasn't an option in the early 90s

  • @jpofgwynedd3878
    @jpofgwynedd3878 Год назад +1

    Damnit.
    You just made me want to watch it now!
    Followed by Street Fighter.
    Then maybe Prince of Persia...

  • @Jays_dead_cat
    @Jays_dead_cat Год назад +2

    John Leguizamo hooked up with Samantha mathis during the production of this movie.

  • @chelmrtz
    @chelmrtz Год назад +2

    Counter point: Fiona Shaw

  • @Shindai
    @Shindai Год назад +2

    Everything you said was true, but all the same, it's fun xD #TrustTheFungus

  • @alexgeorge501
    @alexgeorge501 Год назад +1

    A Cult classic if there ever was one, I've got this on DVD and i'm gonna watch it before i see the Illumination super Mario movie next week!

  • @TheToonMonkey
    @TheToonMonkey Год назад +2

    The best part of this film was the Roxette track that accompanied it.

    • @butcherax
      @butcherax Год назад

      Written originally for the film Hocus Pocus (you might already know)

  • @alanmike6883
    @alanmike6883 Год назад +3

    It's a guilty pleasure of mine I have to confess

  • @raybearoz
    @raybearoz Год назад +5

    I've started working OT on Fridays, just so I'm online for when your drop your vids...

  • @nessthecat
    @nessthecat Год назад

    To be clear. Princess Toadstool IS Princess Peach. her full address is Princess Peach Toadstool of the Mushroom Kingdom

  • @Makoto03
    @Makoto03 Год назад +3

    Great review. I was a Sega Genesis Kid, so i didn't have much attachment to Mario at the time the movie came out. But my parents still took me to see it and i thought it was weird on its own. Even not being that familiar with the game, i could tell alot of things were off. I did like Yoshi though.
    Looking back on the film as an adult, i like it more now as a cheesy adaptation. More in line with the mediocre Street Fighter movie, rather than Mortal Kombat (which i genuinely loved).
    I'm looking forward to the new Super Mario animated film. I'm positive it will be alot more faithful to the spirit of Mario games.

    • @butcherax
      @butcherax Год назад +1

      Yoshi and the bob-omb were stand-out parts for me.

  • @andrewhunt7328
    @andrewhunt7328 Год назад

    Mario Mario and this is my brother Luigi Mario. 😂😂

  • @BenCol
    @BenCol Год назад +1

    I wouldn't say this film is good, but I do enjoy it on a sort of so-bad-it's-good level - I'm a big fan of the games so seeing the bizarre, off-kilter interpretation of the games' main elements provides some unintentional comedy to me. It definitely feels like a game of Chinese Whispers where the first writer played the game and then wrote a script, and then their script was rewritten by somebody else, and then their script was rewritten by somebody else, and so on and so forth, so everything from the games is there but not in the way it should be. It's definitely one of those films where the behind-the-scenes drama is more interesting than the film itself.
    In short: I spent money to buy this film on Blu-Ray, but not very much because I bought it second hand from CEX.

  • @tomsenior7405
    @tomsenior7405 Год назад +1

    Nice one Stam. Cheers. I am not going to say anything derogatory about this film. If you love this film, go ahead and enjoy. If you want to watch this film after Stam's review, knock yourself out. If you think this film is good, fine by me. If you want to talk to your friend about this film, fill your boots.

  • @kali3665
    @kali3665 Год назад

    What can you say about a movie in which its two stars admitted being stoned throughout to get through the damn thing?
    Fortunately for them, I'm sure Dennis Hopper kept a very active supply....

  • @lukesimmons7332
    @lukesimmons7332 Год назад +1

    Gee, so many movie review channels are suddenly reviewing this movie. Wonder what's the occasion? ;)

  • @TheBeird
    @TheBeird Год назад

    It’s nuts to think that the writers of Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads and Auf Wiedersehen Pet did a draft of Mario script that became a cyberpunk movie!
    I don’t hate this film. But it’s main problem is that it’s a bit dull. Only the set design and my love of Bob Hoskins has gotten me thru it

  • @TheDukeofMadness
    @TheDukeofMadness Год назад +1

    It may have been quite bad but Bob Hoskins tried his guts out, like in all his films.

    • @marshallhuffer4713
      @marshallhuffer4713 Год назад

      He said that Super Mario Bros. was the worst job he ever did, was his biggest disappointment, and that he would not do the movie if he could travel back in time and change one thing in his past.

  • @MattMcIrvin
    @MattMcIrvin Год назад +2

    The production design of this movie was actually pretty cool and impressive, just completely wrong for the subject. It's an example of how you really can't save something fundamentally misconceived by going to extreme effort.

    • @ricardocantoral7672
      @ricardocantoral7672 Год назад +1

      Kind weird how the reptiles live in this nightmarish hellhole with cars that didn't run on their own power. Yet on the other hand, they possessed the technology to devolve and evolve living beings instantaneously.

    • @Charles12
      @Charles12 Год назад

      @@ricardocantoral7672 hey, when you have a dumb leader who wants control over sustainability, what do you get?

  • @BadAxeEntertainment
    @BadAxeEntertainment Год назад +1

    Even when I first saw this as a kid, I thought it was garbage.

  • @paulgregory1364
    @paulgregory1364 Год назад +1

    The problem with this film it was made 30 year too soon.
    I genuinely saw it's terrible but in 23 it would be more relevant!!!

  • @6581punk
    @6581punk Год назад +2

    Must have been Xmas 1995 or so when this was on TV. I enjoyed it at the time but I knew nothing at all about Super Mario or Nintendo games in general.

  • @frippp66
    @frippp66 Год назад +1

    you watched it so i don't have to

  • @torchwood00
    @torchwood00 Год назад +1

    plz sliders

  • @Blindgenxgamer
    @Blindgenxgamer Год назад +1

    Yeah, that movie was stink-O. Time I will never get back lol. And there were human beings who actually liked it 🤷‍♂️

  • @naytendox
    @naytendox Год назад

    Was mesmerized by this movie as a child

  • @tommylakindasorta3068
    @tommylakindasorta3068 Год назад

    This has always struck me as a movie made by people who were totally up their own asses and didn't even consider what audiences might actually want from a movie about a cute, family-friendly video game. It would be like turning Sonic the Hedgehog into a serious adult drama. You can do it, but no one is going to like it.

  • @benderbendingrodriguez420
    @benderbendingrodriguez420 10 месяцев назад

    The directors wer also alot to blame for how it turned out the way it did. Absolute boneheads

  • @Dr.W.Krueger
    @Dr.W.Krueger Год назад

    never liked video game movies. the general idea seems silly.
    still, great production design on this one and the chemistry between Hoskins and Leguizamo is nice.

  • @michaelstaunton1632
    @michaelstaunton1632 Год назад

    Oh dear god not this movie 🎥

  • @mushroom032
    @mushroom032 Год назад

    What the hell?! I literally watched this movie like two days ago!

  • @KarlSmith1
    @KarlSmith1 Год назад +1

    How is it you have time for this kind of barrel-scraping, when you haven't yet reviewed "Supertrain", the most expensive flop in television history?

  • @bigratkiller1
    @bigratkiller1 Год назад +2

    you were far too kind to this "film"

  • @hoRsinator
    @hoRsinator 5 месяцев назад +1

    even as a kid i think this film was bad

  • @darkwoods1954
    @darkwoods1954 Год назад

    I thought this film did a good job of adapting the nonsense of the game into a live action story. I mean how else could they make all that craziness seem ''real''?

  • @404TVfr
    @404TVfr Год назад +1

    Nah, this movie's great. Anyone who says otherwise is just parroting the fucking Nostalgia Critic.

  • @nicktechnubyte1184
    @nicktechnubyte1184 Год назад

    30 years ago they made the worst video of all time!
    Let's hope they redeem themselves with the new one!

  • @RealRoknRollr3108
    @RealRoknRollr3108 Год назад +1

    This was one of the worst films ive ever seen, no doubt

  • @SUK2293
    @SUK2293 Год назад

    A cheerful colourful videogame turned into an ugly malicious film. And in 2023 we have a colourful animation vs a meta shit show.

  • @Homeschoolsw6
    @Homeschoolsw6 Год назад

    Only thing " good " in this movie is the Matte Paintings. Still not worth watching.