What NOT to do in Japan 🇯🇵 WORST Etiquette Disaster

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @AbroadinJapan
    @AbroadinJapan  Год назад +1526

    NOTIFICATION SQUAD: Three horror stories in equal measure. But which was the worst mistake of all? You decide. And if you want more of these story time videos guys let me know - hit the like button! That’s often the main way we work out if people like the content or not.

    • @reecehickey7455
      @reecehickey7455 Год назад +45

      Defiantly the sushi mistake, mr. broad.

    • @TheKewlPerson
      @TheKewlPerson Год назад +3

      Maybe the language mistake? Idk haven't had time to watch the video yet but also want to still comment early so my reply's not hidden lol

    • @XYXYZ
      @XYXYZ Год назад +3

      the language barrier story was hilarious!

    • @PONO-go3ee
      @PONO-go3ee Год назад +1

      Ahh YouOrder a Big Chimpo

    • @AirTMZ
      @AirTMZ Год назад +12

      The barrier issue was funny, but the sushi story must have been REALLY embarrassing

  • @kekoraaaa
    @kekoraaaa Год назад +2215

    I got second-hand embarrassment from watching this, that was some excellent storytelling

    • @CJT3X
      @CJT3X Год назад +6

      I don’t, it makes no sense to assume someone’s abilities just because of how long they live somewhere.

    • @xodox2505
      @xodox2505 Год назад +22

      ​@@CJT3X it kinda does where in a country english isn't used that much and your forced to learn Japanese

    • @barbievale
      @barbievale Год назад +1

      What do you mean??

    • @barbs8851
      @barbs8851 Год назад +8

      ​@@barbievale It's called empathy.

    • @miyoshimoore7417
      @miyoshimoore7417 6 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😅😅😅second hand embarrassment

  • @jorgeporras9262
    @jorgeporras9262 Год назад +8428

    Ken Watanabe asserting his dominance by calling Chris' BS is one of the funniest things I've heard on the channel hahaha

    • @cancerino666
      @cancerino666 Год назад +431

      I hope he ended up explaining to Ken why he lied.

    • @Vagabond820
      @Vagabond820 Год назад +57

      @@cancerino666 me too

    • @M______M
      @M______M Год назад +79

      @@cancerino666 well, he just did in the video. :)

    • @philtkaswahl2124
      @philtkaswahl2124 Год назад +238

      Chris needs a shirt saying "I Got Rumbled by Ken Watanabe."

    • @Emperorerror
      @Emperorerror Год назад +116

      I can't believe he literally caught it on camera lmao

  • @levi7581
    @levi7581 Год назад +1116

    This video was an emotional rollercoaster. From the embarrassment of unintentionally screwing over a toll worker because of poor Japanese knowledge, to feeling the need to gag just from hearing what you had to eat whilst being watched by a chef with a bloody katana to the unimaginable shame of lying to Ken mfing Watanabe... truly one of the videos of all time Chris.

  • @koan7144
    @koan7144 Год назад +1628

    Worst I've done in Japan is calling my Japanese host family mum - "mama-san". I was explained that "mama-san" is actually a term they use for mistreses in brothels 😮 It was the honest mistake all was good, the only one bothered at the end was ME since they let me call her that for like 2 weeks 😅

    • @rashelkeeley6712
      @rashelkeeley6712 Год назад +114

      that is hilarious haha

    • @resolutelament
      @resolutelament Год назад +29

      LOL

    • @spritemoney
      @spritemoney Год назад +18

      What's the proper term to use?

    • @nigsbalchin226
      @nigsbalchin226 Год назад +5

      Indeed, sometimes having your weaknesses tolerated can turn out to be a burden! 🤣

    • @user-tt5xj5ib1e
      @user-tt5xj5ib1e Год назад +16

      Thank you I needed that laugh today :) 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SpaghettiNachos
    @SpaghettiNachos Год назад +498

    I think the Genkin and Genki mix up is the funniest to me. Just imagine, you're having a great day, nothing can mess it up. Your wife packed you your favorite bento for lunch. Then some English bro rolls in, screws up the toll and when you try to fix it and ask him for money he goes "I'm good" and speeds off. Dude was probably destroyed for the rest of the day

    • @vokay
      @vokay 11 месяцев назад +22

      Absolute king behavior

    • @gsingh5402
      @gsingh5402 7 месяцев назад +2

      This is how nihangs act in punjab

    • @pangkouxiong1244
      @pangkouxiong1244 7 месяцев назад +10

      Yo he probably hated foreigners for that.. 😅😅

    • @gsingh5402
      @gsingh5402 5 месяцев назад +1

      ਨਾ ਕੋਈ ਟੋਲ ਨਾ plaza ਬੁੱਢਾ ਦਲ ਵਿਸ਼ਵ ਦਾ ਰਾਜਾ

  • @xjunebug1452
    @xjunebug1452 Год назад +3513

    I'm somewhat convinced that the chef was purposely feeding you the worst things on the menu just to see how far he can push a foreigner 😂

    • @Kumimono
      @Kumimono Год назад +361

      That's the true, Gaijin Smash. :p

    • @superboobs890
      @superboobs890 Год назад +84

      A lot of people like the food he ate. Personally I think Geoduck is delicious.

    • @Pehmokettu
      @Pehmokettu Год назад +193

      In many countries there are traditional foods that many local people love but they know that foreigners probably hate it. But they feed that to tourists anyway to see their reaction. Here in Finland those disgusting traditional foods are mämmi (an Easter dessert that is made from malted rye and it looks like poo) and salmiac (a black licorice candy that has ammonium chloride in it, different tasting salt than the regular table salt sodium chloride). I hate mämmi but I love salmiac. 😊

    • @takayamuramoto4490
      @takayamuramoto4490 Год назад +21

      @@Pehmokettu salmiac is very popular, at least in germany.

    • @Leilani91
      @Leilani91 Год назад +44

      Mirugai & akagai are some of my favorite sushi, but tbf I grew up eating it, although my dad didn't tell me what it was for years & then when he told me, it was already too late, I didn't care.

  • @ozidanni
    @ozidanni Год назад +1040

    I love that Ken Watanabe obviously knew the lie from the get-go and just sat on that for days, just waiting for the optimum moment to call you out with it. 😂

    • @bshthrasher
      @bshthrasher Год назад +6

      Can't hide an awl in a sack. The truth will always show up)

    • @damiangrouse4564
      @damiangrouse4564 5 месяцев назад

      you can't fool 'Baian The Assassin"!

  • @E-A-Z-Y
    @E-A-Z-Y Год назад +1054

    That first story was great 🤣 “cash?” “I’m great!”

    • @rrf3f9x7a1g2
      @rrf3f9x7a1g2 Год назад +47

      Seriously he could've gotten arrested😂

    • @eisenklad
      @eisenklad Год назад +31

      @@rrf3f9x7a1g2 imagine Chris paying interest on that 50dollars totaling like 3000 because the admin and late fees also add to the interest.

    • @hcc9969
      @hcc9969 Год назад +1

      😂

    • @ryanruizvargas2517
      @ryanruizvargas2517 Год назад +54

      He literally just said "nah I'm good." And went away.

    • @kwedl
      @kwedl Год назад +31

      "Double it and give it to the next person"

  • @arwilson51
    @arwilson51 Год назад +842

    I would legitimately cry after that first encounter. The stress from blocking other people going on their way, then realizing I didn't pay would just be too much lmao

    • @QCLagstone
      @QCLagstone Год назад

      That is because you are weak.

    • @tor279
      @tor279 Год назад +54

      LMAO rightt woulda bought a plane ticket and moved right back home 😭😭

    • @canihavethesauce
      @canihavethesauce Год назад +10

      if you'd have a breakdown because of a misunderstanding, you shouldn't be on the road.

    • @s_oba
      @s_oba Год назад

      @@canihavethesauce Misunderstanding?

    • @kleenexbox974
      @kleenexbox974 Год назад +8

      I deadass woulda jus up and left the country

  • @rolfathan
    @rolfathan Год назад +469

    I 100% believe that Ken did that in a way to express that he thought your japanese was absolutely fine, sort of a "Come on dude, don't lie about it. It's fine. Tell him it's 10 years." That's why he, after that, focused more on japanese conversations rather than english. I've had some people do stuff like this with me, firm moments of "own who you are" and they honestly improved me and my confidence for the better.

    • @chaytonhurlow840
      @chaytonhurlow840 Год назад +29

      Yeah, a while back I started a job. I was nervous, and I was getting overwhelmed. The manager told me to stop acting like I didn't know what I was doing.
      Seemed slightly rude, But that made me relax a bit.

    • @Jjbf006
      @Jjbf006 Год назад +4

      This is the true comment

    • @Lubsana86
      @Lubsana86 10 месяцев назад +5

      I think it's more like in Japan someone always introduces you to someone, so when they reach out to him about this project and told him who Chris is and what he does, they most definitely mentioned how long he has been in Japan.
      That is why you can see his facial expressions and surprise when initially he got a reply 5-6 years.
      The public image is everything in Japan, so before you agree or associate with anyone, people and figures, the calible of Ken Watanabe or his team, are definitely doing extensive background checks, like 100%

  • @ZeusWagner
    @ZeusWagner Год назад +1293

    Nice to see more content regarding your experiences/anecdotes. Thanks for the content, mate!

    • @AbroadinJapan
      @AbroadinJapan  Год назад +289

      It's been a while! Always fun to return to the well of awful memories.

    • @ZeusWagner
      @ZeusWagner Год назад +10

      @@AbroadinJapan 😅👍

    • @HeliosDharakSennkohcoola
      @HeliosDharakSennkohcoola Год назад +7

      ​@@AbroadinJapan lying to Ken was your biggest mistake as you should always be truthful to someone that you admire.

    • @jambo2685
      @jambo2685 Год назад +11

      @@AbroadinJapan mate... the sushi story was pretty grim. I felt bad for you. The Watanabe one... hmmm... respectfully, I think your pride and understandable nerves got in the way of you simply explaining to Ken that your Japanese was limited. Either way, I really enjoyed this video and hope you do more like this one.

    • @notmuch_23
      @notmuch_23 Год назад

      @@AbroadinJapan I bet if that well was actually dug in real life, its depth would make the Russian attempt at digging the world's deepest hole seem like a footprint. I bet it would actually bore into the outer core!

  • @enriquedominguez3963
    @enriquedominguez3963 Год назад +758

    I have never felt so much empathy with a toll guy. 😂

    • @msjsr9364
      @msjsr9364 Год назад +64

      I think the toll guy was probably just happy to have the problem sorted, his job is to keep traffic flowing. I've done this sort of thing before. Our superiors always tell us it's more important to keep things moving than to ensure everyone pays their way. He probably didn't think twice about it.

    • @Da_wn_Light
      @Da_wn_Light Год назад

      @@msjsr9364 Chris just fucked off down the highway 😭

    • @philosophy_bot4171
      @philosophy_bot4171 Год назад

      Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
      "As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being"
      ~ Carl Jung

  • @basssgurl
    @basssgurl Год назад +708

    That toll incident would literally haunt me 😂 such an innocent mistake but the guilt you’d feel.. damn (love that he donated it to charity🙏🏻)

    • @MrVvulf
      @MrVvulf Год назад +42

      I'd be mortified that the toll employee paid out of his own pocket to avoid paperwork.
      I'd have been compelled to ask a Japanese friend to help me get to the bottom of it and makes things right.

    • @TheAxeMan301
      @TheAxeMan301 Год назад +24

      We have a similar cashless system here in California. But here if you don't have the pass the system just reads your license plate and bills you later - if you are in a rental it usually gets added to your rental bill.

    • @definitlynotbenlente7671
      @definitlynotbenlente7671 Год назад +3

      ​@@TheAxeMan301 in europe you can pay with credid or debit card or cash at the same exit

    • @nyaqua
      @nyaqua Год назад +10

      Yeah I was just thinking how I'd probably go back there after realizing and try to explain mistake I made and pay properly :D

    • @Tyler_Wildman
      @Tyler_Wildman Год назад +3

      Not just the driving off without paying but just being stuck there without being able to move, I’d have been flapping like an old flange.

  • @robinreliant8888
    @robinreliant8888 Год назад +229

    My Japanese in-laws ran a bath for me in their house during New Year a few years ago, piping hot with Yuzu lemons freshly picked from their garden. A good long soak, a few cheeky farts, and a good scrub later, I pulled the plug, dried myself and went to the living room to thank my in-laws. With a beaming smile, I said "arigatou", as the last remnants of the water gurgled loudly down the drain. Little did I know that the water was supposed to have been saved for everyone to use, and that they had allowed me to bath in it first as a mark of respect. Ooops.

    • @jameswilkes451
      @jameswilkes451 Год назад +4

      Reminds me of when I was younger, my father used to always share the bathwater with me too. My less working class friends always considered it strange XD

    • @mamihashimoto1429
      @mamihashimoto1429 Год назад +33

      Did you soak in the bath before scrubbing and cleaning yourself first? In Japan, you should scrub and clean yourself entirely with soap and wash your hair before you soak in the tub.

    • @JeffTiberend
      @JeffTiberend 9 месяцев назад +4

      That would be hard. I could imagine doing that myself. But, I knew that you're supposed to bathe before going into the bath.

    • @robinreliant8888
      @robinreliant8888 9 месяцев назад +19

      @@mamihashimoto1429 I didn’t occur to me to wash before getting into the bath….

    • @104thironmike4
      @104thironmike4 4 месяца назад +12

      @@robinreliant8888 You even ripped a few as you said lmfao. I think they can count themselves lucky that you drained the water lolol

  • @R0CK0Nbaby
    @R0CK0Nbaby Год назад +113

    You know Chris, my respect for you actually skyrocketed after watching this. The level of horror you felt after realizing the genkin vs genki misunderstanding and making up for it by donating to the earthquake fundraiser, to sacrificing yourself to remain polite and respectful to the sushi chef, as embarrassing as the outcomes were, it still showed how much you care. And most of all, your retelling of your time with Ken Watanabe was so brilliantly explained. I really relate to the fear of Japanese people overestimating my speaking ability that even though I can speak it on a conversational level, I always intro myself by saying i can’t speak it. Anyways, the fact that you were able to include the clips from your most cringe moments, and add the blushing effect, and show it multiple times, you’ve got real cojones my dude. I could never do that, like as soon as my most cringe and regrettable moments come into my thoughts i react quite strongly and get rid of them immediately. Thanks for putting yourself out there like that, i hope more people can gain the courage to show their most human sides, it’s what makes them most relatable. Major props to you 🙏

  • @NeonIceyy
    @NeonIceyy Год назад +568

    I applaud you Chris. Such a simple and straightforward video idea, yet the cinematography makes the scenarios look so immersive. Especially the highway incident, it's like I was REALLY THEREEEEEE wooooo

    • @philosophy_bot4171
      @philosophy_bot4171 Год назад

      Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
      "Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god"
      ~ Aristotle

  • @vyse19861
    @vyse19861 Год назад +2036

    I was invited to someone's house in Japan, along with a few other people, and took interest in a book he had about Japanese slang language. After a while I found a chapter titled "Japanese Penises", started laughing, and haphazardly showed it to the girl sitting next to me, expecting her to find it funny as well. Then I started reading the chapter, and the first paragraph started by making it absolutely clear that this is a highly taboo topic in Japan, and that people will be extremely embarrased if you bring it up, going as far as claiming that they don't have a word for it if you ask "What's 'penis' in Japanese?" I went from laughing to realizing that I had royally fucked up in about 20 seconds.

    • @sunahamanagai9039
      @sunahamanagai9039 Год назад +220

      I would say it's taboo in other countries, too. Not an everyday conversation unless between good friends or appropriate circumstances.

    • @vanshudapure6744
      @vanshudapure6744 Год назад +20

      Can you name that book?

    • @vyse19861
      @vyse19861 Год назад +73

      @@vanshudapure6744 Honestly I don't remember, but there's a book called "Dirty Japanese" by Matt Fargo which might have been it.

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc Год назад +11

      How did she react? Was it brought up?

    • @vyse19861
      @vyse19861 Год назад +101

      @@JB-xl2jc She acknowledged it with a very dismissive "yeah..." and went back to ignoring me. So there wasn't any fallout and it was never brought up again. I may have destroyed one of that guy's friendships by being a Gaijin, but that was a different day and with a different person. ^^;

  • @Thelinguist
    @Thelinguist Год назад +562

    It's never too late to learn a new language, including Japanese.

    • @bshthrasher
      @bshthrasher Год назад +5

      Looking into the evening sky on the horizon, Robinson Crusoe felt his virginity slowly returning to him.

    • @WreckItRolfe
      @WreckItRolfe Год назад +1

      I don't think my brain is cut out for it.

    • @ketchup901
      @ketchup901 Год назад +12

      ​@@WreckItRolfe The dichotomy of saying this in a human language that you learned.

    • @nzgamer1797
      @nzgamer1797 Год назад

      I'd love to! I've already learned Hiragana and now I'm learning Katakana!

  • @mastersingleton
    @mastersingleton Год назад +112

    Chris I think that Ken is honestly trying to help you improve your Japanese skills through conversational Japanese.

  • @ProjectEnglishII
    @ProjectEnglishII Год назад +55

    The sushi story reminds me of the time I went to Hakodate morning fish market the first year I lived in Japan and wasn't yet used to all raw delights. My friend ordered us each a mixed sashimi bowl and while she "mmm"d and "yum"d, I pushed the food into my mouth with the mental mantra, "Just eat it; don't think about it." That was 30 years ago and now I'll eat pretty much anything.

    • @ProjectEnglishII
      @ProjectEnglishII Год назад

      I've also been here 30 years and my Japanese is still sh*t.

  • @HeyLookaSandwich
    @HeyLookaSandwich Год назад +306

    One of your greatest strengths as a content creator/film maker is your amazing ability to tell a story. This video was superbly entertaining from beginning to end. Thanks for all the amazing content troughout the years, Chris

    • @matthewlawton9241
      @matthewlawton9241 Год назад +2

      The music choice, too, particularly during the geoduck part of the story....-chef's kiss-

  • @vantedante3638
    @vantedante3638 Год назад +248

    It takes a lot of humility to own up to your past mistakes I was dying of laughter at the toll road part when you drove away without paying 🤣 Chris is naturally hilarious and a great storyteller thanks for consistently giving us amazing content! Looking forward to the book release!

  • @ScuffTuff
    @ScuffTuff Год назад +390

    These videos are coming at a perfect time with the new JET programme members about to move to Japan in the next 2 months :)

    • @AbroadinJapan
      @AbroadinJapan  Год назад +172

      Hopefully they can learn from my many mistakes 😅

    • @marcusmcgowan844
      @marcusmcgowan844 Год назад +15

      Yea I'm moving to Nagasaki on August 6 for JET and wishing I hadn't stopped my study for a year. I forgot so much!

    • @feiryfella
      @feiryfella Год назад +3

      A good friend of mine did it at the end of 2019...poor bugger! He just got settled in then Covid!

    • @rrf3f9x7a1g2
      @rrf3f9x7a1g2 Год назад +2

      Genkin deska? 😊

    • @泥舟貝木
      @泥舟貝木 Год назад +3

      Yup! I'm moving to Takasaki, Gunma in the beginning of August, really looking forward to it!

  • @steveb9542
    @steveb9542 Год назад +42

    The language learning thing is completely normal. In the beginning you study hard to be able to communicate with other people without too many problems. Once you've achieved that, diminishing returns mean it's incredibly difficult to stay motivated to keep learning and take it further.

  • @anezikiel
    @anezikiel Год назад +33

    The best part is that after being caught out by Ken Watanabe, in the background at 27:56 the kanji reads "許されざる者", in other words "The Unforgiven!" You will never be forgiven for lying to the almighty Watanabe.

  • @artbabbit900
    @artbabbit900 Год назад +195

    Chris, I really appreciate the way you framed this. As you said, you're not a Mr. Perfect, and you could've just shown that through the three mistakes you listed (which honestly, anyone could've made) but the way you also opened up about your level of speaking Japanese not being where you want it to be, and about feeling embarrassed and ashamed for not studying as dutifully as you couldve felt really personal. I'm sure it wasn't easy to talk about -- kudos to you! It really demonstrates how nobody is perfect, despite how easy it can be to make yourself seem that way on RUclips. Very proud

  • @darksteelmenace595
    @darksteelmenace595 Год назад +599

    Honestly I think if you told Ken Watanabe that you have lived in Japan for 10 years, but aren't good at Japanese, he would have understood, because being insecure about your language skills is probably one of the most Japanese things ever.

    • @jonah2027
      @jonah2027 Год назад +7

      No shit... that's the whole point of it being in the video

    • @diablomom
      @diablomom Год назад +29

      Jonah is a geoduck

    • @kevinlawrence8588
      @kevinlawrence8588 Год назад +5

      No doubt - humility seems to be an admired trait there

    • @realnoscope
      @realnoscope Год назад +6

      ​@@kevinlawrence8588Humility is an admirable trait in most places

    • @ScottMcMaster-er4xj
      @ScottMcMaster-er4xj Год назад +10

      Absolutely. Being humble about your ability is very Japanese. This is always how I approached it. The phrase: "-------- 年間ぐらいです、けどまだ私の日本語がまだ苦手です。 (------- nen kan gurai desu, kedo watashi no nihongo ga mada nigate desu, / Around ----- years, but still my Japanese is not skillful.)” is so useful. And if anyone says to you "日本語が上手ですね。/ nihongo ga jyouzu desu ne", you should immediately respond "いいえ、まだまだです。/ Iie, mada mada desu / No, not yet". They will be amused by that response, because its so thoroughly Japanese, and you will get an approving smile from them. You will have impressed them with your humility. Chris this advice is for you. Use these phrases next time. Japanese love humbleness about one's ability. You will endear yourself to people by presenting yourself this way.

  • @mate7686
    @mate7686 Год назад +105

    Lying must have felt the worst. Toll and food story is something that can happen to anyone but lying to your hero and being caught red handed must have felt million times worse

  • @skytwist
    @skytwist Год назад +21

    Thanks for a bit of self-derrogatory humor and fluent storytelling, Chris. Love your interaction with Ken Watanabe - who is NOT scary which is why he got scary at you (but I understand wobbling a bit in the face of one's hero). The spinning coin shot of that episode is precious🍀

  • @Danitamaria233
    @Danitamaria233 Год назад +34

    I am in hospital in Gifu prefecture. Just got my gallbladder taken out thanks to japans great healthcare. Been feeling pretty crummy but this right here. This video he managed to make me smile and laugh at a time that my lonely, sore bones really needed it. Thanks Chris

  • @NiGHTSaturn
    @NiGHTSaturn Год назад +411

    I think you’re being hard on yourself for the 3rd one. I’m sure Ken understood the situation even by finding out everything. When you don’t practice your second/third language much, it’s quite hard to keep up. Plus, focusing on your RUclips channel these past years and to a _broader_ audience (bad joke), it was inevitable that English was to be used. Keep it up Chris. ⭐️

    • @cyan_oxy6734
      @cyan_oxy6734 Год назад +12

      I mean not practicing the language much when you live there is different than forgetting the latin you learned in school and never use afterwards.

    • @JoaoPessoa86
      @JoaoPessoa86 Год назад +6

      Hell, with lack of practice even your first language can get rusty

    • @nutleyoleo
      @nutleyoleo Год назад +6

      ​@@cyan_oxy6734 agreed. I've long suspected Chris doesn't speak much Japanese and to hear it confirmed is a bummer, tbh.
      If I lived in a foreign country, I'd be heavily focused on improving my grasp on their language, _especially_ if I'd spent a decade there, during which I taught English and ran a famous YT channel dedicated to their culture.
      I'd be embarrassed to even _visit_ Japan a with just the limited Japanese I know. The idea of living there for a decade and not improving would be mortifying for me, _especially_ with how important precise/polite communication is to them
      I guess if you're an expat that doesn't work for a Japanese company, it's easier just to surround yourself with a bubble of other English-speaking expats

    • @JohnnyComptonAuthor
      @JohnnyComptonAuthor Год назад

      I disagree... that's a great joke.

    • @arandombard1197
      @arandombard1197 Год назад +7

      @@nutleyoleo But you don't live in a foreign country so you don't know what it's like. It can be hard to connect with locals and you often end up connecting with other expats who are feeling similarly out of place. Then you gradually form that bubble and from that point onwards, you have to deal with all your life problems and when it comes to socializing, you just take the path of least resistance which is hanging out with your english speaking friends.

  • @lsanicl
    @lsanicl Год назад +124

    ANOTHER VIDEO SO SOON?!?! CAN THIS WEEK GET ANY BETTER?!?! LETS GOOOO!!!

  • @DevilHound66
    @DevilHound66 Год назад +191

    I've not laughed that hard in a while hearing about that toll booth situation. Thanks for sharing that gem Chris 😂

  • @tomkins7382
    @tomkins7382 Год назад +9

    Love your opening statement: regret IS a slippery slope! So long as we actually learn from our mistakes. We're only human at the end of the day.

  • @ageoflove1980
    @ageoflove1980 5 месяцев назад +3

    That sushi story is by far the best thing on this channel so far. Very well done!

  • @eliminatorxx713xx
    @eliminatorxx713xx Год назад +111

    The sushi incident is something I would see myself doing, not because I would be bold, but because of my sheer ignorance and wanting to be nice to everyone. Honestly just thinking of how he struggled to chow down the geoduck I think I would immediately gag and puke on the bar. Oh and the snail in the coffin was absolutely hilarious!

    • @JesterPrince
      @JesterPrince Год назад

      Yeah, if there's something absolutly gross in my mouth, my throat pulls the doors shut. That thing won't go down and if it does, it will be on the plate in no time. If I get ugly looks or viewed as a cunt saying I don't like something, then allergy card it is. 🥶

  • @silviastanziola659
    @silviastanziola659 Год назад +870

    I think I would self-combust if I had gotten caught on a lie by Ken Watanabe like that.

    • @northwanderer800
      @northwanderer800 Год назад +70

      i would have said ken ive been here 10 years but have stopped studying so im asham,ed at my japanese level but ill try my best and he prob would have been like no worries lad, try your best .. but im not the epic man that is chris broad and i wasn't in that situation so ill shut my face now

    • @Rov-Nihil
      @Rov-Nihil Год назад +13

      At least it wasn't doing some stupid Yakuza cosplay and interviewing a real one 😂😂😂

    • @nathanlonghair
      @nathanlonghair Год назад +13

      I almost self-combusted just LISTENING to it 😭

    • @silviastanziola659
      @silviastanziola659 Год назад +3

      @@Rov-Nihil Who did that??

    • @Vald3x
      @Vald3x Год назад +9

      @@silviastanziola659 TheAnimeMan.

  • @Adrian-Maxwell
    @Adrian-Maxwell Год назад +121

    Ken was like "Bitch, I will make sure your Japanese is worthy of 10 years by the end of this week."
    I would love to see you do more videos in Japanese (with English subs, pls.) Both because it would help you practice, and help people watching practice.

    • @spongebobsucks12
      @spongebobsucks12 Год назад +3

      I'm not even actively learning Japanese but the thought of AiJ subbed is hilarious and i wouldn't be mad at it.
      It's kinda like his oldest videos from 10 yrs ago

  • @ox4421
    @ox4421 11 месяцев назад +5

    Your storytelling is top notch. I laughed so much during this video... thank you for sharing your agonizing sushi experiences with us.

  • @daniellee6912
    @daniellee6912 Год назад +5

    I literally got goosebumps from merely looking at the stuff the chef fed you, I would never be able to do that. Thanks for the heads up

  • @ArcanusEst
    @ArcanusEst Год назад +100

    It takes some real grace to own up to your mistakes with such humility, and real talent to make them into such hilarious stories. Definitely one of my favourite videos on your channel!

  • @Hangishta
    @Hangishta Год назад +30

    It’s been a while since it’s been a while since we’ve been to Chris’ ramen shop.

  • @DavidElkind42
    @DavidElkind42 Год назад +98

    I was in a business hotel in Sapporo, in the quiet reading/chilling area. Pulled out my phone to browse the web, & I didn't realize I left Instagram open & there was a very loud video of a cat angrily meowing. And in my haste to lower the volume, I accidentally pressed the volume up button instead of volume down.
    I ended up running out lol everyone was staring at me angrily. 😅

    • @rovidelarosa
      @rovidelarosa Год назад +4

      You sure it's a cat video or... you know, pr0n?

    • @DavidElkind42
      @DavidElkind42 Год назад +1

      @Rovi Dela Rosa it was a cat video lol 😆

  • @Reira_Newgate
    @Reira_Newgate Год назад +10

    Your stories are so relatable!! I traveled to Japan three times now and have experienced some situations where I felt a very similar kind of embarrassment.

  • @happygoblin101
    @happygoblin101 Год назад +8

    I can totally empathise with the language aspect. I live in Switzerland and there are 4 official languages German, French, Italian and Romansch, but the locals speak a dialect called 'Swiss German' which is nothing like the official German language and it varies on the area you live, so much so the locals don't under other locals from a different part of Switzerland. I live in the German part and german is a hard language to learn, I have been taking classes on and off, when i can fit it into my work schedule. But most ex-pats lie when asked the question 'how long have you lived here' because, the next question is 'How is your German' 'why is it so poor' to side step this most people say they arrived 6 months ago.

  • @Demetoriusu
    @Demetoriusu Год назад +38

    That story about the toll got a legitimate "oh no" out of me because I can relate as a Japanese learner. The language has a ton of homophones and nuances that takes time to pick up, rather if you're an avid, or a beginner level. One of the most common phrases you learn in textbooks and such is "genki" so, as a student, you're mind will just automatically think they are asking if you're okay. But the last thing that comes to one's mind is "are they referring to something else" especially in a situation as you have endured at the toll booth.

  • @pineapplegamer6986
    @pineapplegamer6986 Год назад +97

    I love the stories told here. Embarrassing mistakes are so relatable and it’s nice to hear someone else’s 😂

  • @SuileanAirgid
    @SuileanAirgid Год назад +145

    I don’t know man, being bodied by Ken Watanabe from across the room sounds like a highlight to me. The man knows enough about you to call you out, that’s a life goal right there 😂

    • @hedera1332
      @hedera1332 Год назад +28

      Also the fact that you know he was eavesdropping on your convo with somebody else 😂

    • @SuileanAirgid
      @SuileanAirgid Год назад +3

      @@hedera1332 Right? Goals indeed :)

  • @fyrestorme
    @fyrestorme Месяц назад +2

    2:39 "It's like a magic" If you know you know xD

  • @CZsWorld
    @CZsWorld Год назад +314

    Can't stop laughing at the term "farmyard slop bucket".

  • @user-bf7td1gn3t
    @user-bf7td1gn3t Год назад +142

    I went to Japan 2 months ago with my family. We had a "GAIJIN SMASH" 2 times since my mom lost her trainticket somehow. Thankfully, on both occasions the guy at the barrier told us that "only today, it's fine".

    • @jinxedpenguin
      @jinxedpenguin Год назад +21

      I lost my JR pass and had to spend ~150 USD on a new ticket :(
      The guy was super friendly and tried his hardest to see if I left my ticket anywhere (he called all of the train stations we went to on the way there!) so I mean, it sucked but I was appreciative that he actually tried super hard to find the ticket.
      Then months later, back home in the US, I found the ticket and pass in a inner pocket in my bag that I somehow overlooked when searching my bag at Tokyo station (probably because I was freaking out). I wish I would've gaijin smashed my way through that one but at the very least I am happy with how hard the JR employee tried to track down my missing ticket.

    • @forgeryyy
      @forgeryyy Год назад +3

      I once bought a one way bullet train from Tokyo to Kyoto. I put in in the ticket machine a the entrance but didn't pick it up when it came back out. My Aussie cousin, who is very fluent in Japanese, just told me to gaijin smash it at the Kyoto station

    • @BeardedNerdSE
      @BeardedNerdSE Год назад +3

      @@forgeryyy Me too, on my first arrival I was jetlagged and hungry and confused, and missed the ticket somewhere, so I had to gaijin smash my way through the exit.

    • @themanyouwanttobe
      @themanyouwanttobe Год назад +3

      Is there a UK equivalent to gaijin smash? I forgot my ticket on a train in Belfast and the conductor let me through anyways. I played it off as being a dumb American (I'm Canadian).

    • @mrbeard7701
      @mrbeard7701 Год назад +1

      I've only been to Japan on layovers on my way to Australia, didn't gaijin smash as far as I was aware, but I was terrified I did on my first trip when the guy at the turnstiles ordered me to stop...turns out, I was overcharged for a train ticket, so he gave me money back.

  • @quantuminfinity4260
    @quantuminfinity4260 Год назад +34

    I feel like that first one is just a nightmare scenario I would never forget and would always find a way to creep into my thoughts at 3 AM. 😣

  • @yraishjn
    @yraishjn Год назад +15

    I love this kind of episode where Chris talks about what's happening behind the scenes. The sense of realness makes me enjoy this episode more.

  • @PanchoofDorn22
    @PanchoofDorn22 3 месяца назад +1

    One day my Japanese history Professor told us a story of him in Osaka. He had been attending a tea ceremony of sorts and was admiring how everything was laid out from the cups, spoons, Macha etc. So him being the historian he is wanted to see the signature of the person who made the cup that all the Macha grounds were in, so he put the lid on it and flipped it upside down to read the signature. After reading it he set it back down and opened the lid, but since the lid was a hollow cone shape a bunch of Macha grounds got all over the tatami mats, and he then hurriedly tried to brush it away by blowing on it. He is a great professor and has a lot of respect for Japan and its culture and this video reminded me of that story.

  • @MrAlmostimmortal
    @MrAlmostimmortal 11 месяцев назад +1

    The toll booth reenactment with you saying Genki Desu and speeding off was one of the funniest things I've seen on your channel, Chris.

  • @roclo0111
    @roclo0111 Год назад +65

    2:45 the only mistake I can relate to, is the first example. I could feel that nerve-wracking, gut wrenching feeling in the pit of my stomach. Having all those commuters stuck behind you with no way out, getting more upset and tense by the second and every second feeling like an eternity with little to no hope of escape... Thank God the toll way worker came to you when he did. The other 2 I cannot relate to because I've never had a business meeting at a high-end restaurant with an important businessman. Nor have I had the opportunity to interview Ken Watanabe. 😆

  • @Randamono
    @Randamono Год назад +31

    6 Abroad in Japan videos in a month! Chrismas must’ve come early this year!

  • @Ozai75
    @Ozai75 Год назад +80

    I think it's hilarious that Chris couldn't imagine that Ken wouldn't have done his research on this guy interviewing him. Also, what boss shit is Ken doing that? I'll give props for Chris for sticking it out. I would have probably climbed into a hole somewhere had he done that to me.

  • @tombowers6713
    @tombowers6713 Год назад +16

    The cook at the fancy restaurant was either really nice that he wanted you to taste new things, or really sadistic knowing a gaijin will struggle with the texture of certain dishes 😂

    • @blantant
      @blantant Месяц назад

      Fresh, locally sourced Geoduck is actually delicious so I think it's the former. I think it's just the size and girth of that mollusk that makes people a little uneasy.

  • @ignasimontserrat
    @ignasimontserrat Год назад

    That was quite the intricate way to name drop. And humility was feigned by self-deprecating was

  • @Matteomax
    @Matteomax Год назад +101

    Shoutouts to the editor making this an incredible experience.

    • @hedera1332
      @hedera1332 Год назад +10

      Chris actually does a lot of the editing himself. Unlike a lot of RUclips presenters, it's actually one of his favoured parts of making videos (from what he has said in the past, at least). He did credit some else with helping him this time though, I'm glad he's getting some help with them now so he doesn't burn himself out too much 😅

    • @PKshockwave
      @PKshockwave Год назад +4

      "It's like a magic"

    • @AbroadinJapan
      @AbroadinJapan  Год назад +41

      I edited the road toll and Ken segements, Marcus the sushi segment - hence his wonderful graphics!

    • @Matteomax
      @Matteomax Год назад

      @@AbroadinJapan Special shoutout for the geoduck segment, I've tried it and absolutely refuse to give it another chance.

  • @SomeBody-ce3gq
    @SomeBody-ce3gq Год назад +81

    Videos like this one where it's just you telling a story are my favorite and the reason I subscribed back in the day! So glad you made another one, it's been a while!

  • @jackson7922
    @jackson7922 Год назад +42

    I'm seeing a pleasant upgrade in the presentation of these stories. I enjoy the mix of clip-in pngs, custom dialogue boxes and real-life event re-tellings. Fun stuff!

  • @johanfr
    @johanfr Год назад +26

    The second story is why I usually go for B-kyuu gourmet when I am in Japan. Twice I have been to Sushi places where you sit by the counter (not by any means high end places, but really good tasting Sushi) and it's indeed a bit stressful having the chef staring at you and waiting for your next order. I played it safe both times and stuck to tuna. The conveyor belt sushi is way more relaxing for the average gaijin I think haha.

  • @illuyanka-
    @illuyanka- Год назад +3

    You are a great storyteller, Chris. I can't wait to read your book!

  • @tacla
    @tacla Год назад +6

    Chris i know that you talk about one upping your videos and ideas all the time but your story type videos like this with the editing is such a nice refreshing look into your experiences in japan in a less produced way. I love journey across series, but vids like this definitely feel like a bro just shooting shot sharing stories thanks to the set! Keep up the awesome work mang!

  • @juanitajones6900
    @juanitajones6900 Год назад +78

    This has to be one of the funniest videos ever released on this channel. I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe. Especially during the toll booth story.

    • @jameswilkes451
      @jameswilkes451 Год назад

      @@dionvids Nothing wrong with that. Laughter is the best medicine after all

  • @breakawayseoul
    @breakawayseoul Год назад +321

    The toll road issue could be solved with cameras in the US they would just capture your license plate on camera and bill you later.

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley Год назад +6

      For a few years here in Florida that’s what happens unless you have a SunPass thingie on your car…

    • @astrowolvez
      @astrowolvez Год назад +28

      That’s what I was expecting! 😂

    • @mr.johnson8974
      @mr.johnson8974 Год назад +17

      This is why we can’t have nice things in the U.S. Japanese people just don’t run off without paying things, they always try to follow the rules in public, including paying at toll gates.

    • @wyterabitt2149
      @wyterabitt2149 Год назад +38

      @@mr.johnson8974 But the "nice" thing in this case would be having it automated, so you don't have to screw around with cash or cards.

    • @atwdb
      @atwdb Год назад +14

      That's what I was thinking. If that was the UK you'd probably get a fine in the mail

  • @vinizzlevinizzle6131
    @vinizzlevinizzle6131 Год назад +8

    Hi from Blighty. Maybe Ken was trying to encourage you to speak more Japanese, as he knew you were more capable than you let on and I imagine he noticed you were slightly nervous/starstruck at times. And as you said, it added a lot more value to the interview as the native Japanese speakers were then able to express themselves more fluently. Win, win.. Just my 2pence/yens worth of opinion. Anyway Chris love the channel! you gave me so many ideas and inspiration during my first visit to Japan in Springtime this year. Small donation to your channel to say thanks and help power those studio neons for a few more minutes :D Keep up the banter!

  • @AndyLifeInVideo
    @AndyLifeInVideo Год назад +30

    Although it's a sore spot for you, it feels good to know that you have to always be working on your Japanese no matter how long you live here. I've been in Japan for 3 years now and I feel so far behind my friends in terms of Japanese ability.

  • @ks.kyokudonanshun
    @ks.kyokudonanshun Год назад +121

    Oh, gosh, no. Those stories hurt me deep down. I wouldn't even want to try listing the many horrors I've had much less making them funny. What a talent, and that's said seriously. And Mr. Watanabe doing his homework, just wow. A big Hollywood star looking up a RUclips channel. I would just cry right then and there and drink sake until I am blind...or wish I could....

  • @alastairstuart5800
    @alastairstuart5800 Год назад +25

    I was having secondary embarassment watching this. It was so awkward. My compliments to your resilience of character to be able to share these, thank you for turning your discomfort and inexperience into learning experiences. Great video, maintaining the excellence thats a hallmark of this channel.

  • @Imai_no_ningyou
    @Imai_no_ningyou 16 дней назад

    Oh goodness! Thank you, Chris, for sharing these stories which you perhaps would like to forget... I was feeling it deeply and worrying for you every single second of this video))
    Thank God, you are safe and could just move on after those embarrassing moments!

  • @SoGoodContent
    @SoGoodContent 8 месяцев назад

    Man you’ve really lost weight!
    Congratulations and great work on the diligence and drive it takes to make such a change! I don’t know you and you know me, but your efforts are recognized by this stranger!

  • @SuperGoomba6464
    @SuperGoomba6464 Год назад +37

    Japan is awesome but when I visited I definitely made some mistakes. Like getting lost or eating somewhere I didn't like.
    Like for example I go to this Ramen place and they gave me this huge portion when I wanted a tiny one at the end of the day.. I ate like half of it and I felt so bad leaving food on the table, but they laughed and said it was okay.
    Even with someone who is "adjusted" to Japanese culture , it feels stressful at times to make sure you following the rules.

    • @kantina4765
      @kantina4765 Год назад

      Following the rules anywhere is pretty stressful. It just that it sort of becomes background noise in your home country.

  • @mitchyoza14
    @mitchyoza14 Год назад +11

    Just binged all of the newest series and now another Abroad video let’s go!

  • @kellyl3728
    @kellyl3728 Год назад +19

    The Genkin Desu Ka scenario was fucking hilarious and as someone who also moved abroad I’ve had so many similar situations happen to me. Mishearing a word and acting like a complete asshat out of total incompetence.

  • @juliebabin
    @juliebabin Год назад +1

    Wait for it. The fine is in the mail LOL !! Incredible story. Very funny!

  • @valentyn.kostiuk
    @valentyn.kostiuk Год назад +9

    That are memories I would relieve every day before going to sleep till the end of my days.
    I'm so awkward and clumsy person, can relate to your feelings. 😅

  • @ChooseWisely62
    @ChooseWisely62 Год назад +15

    These types of your videos, are some of my favorite! Don't listen to the naysayers. I'm sure you have thousands of fans in the United States, as I am, who love your take on Japan. I will never get to go to Japan, so I'm able to live vicariously through you and your videos. Keep up the amazing work. I look forward to getting your book soon, too!

  • @evaempress
    @evaempress Год назад +28

    I don't have a weak stomach but you describing the sushi incident had my mouth doing the upset stomach saliva thing too. Great storytelling as always, Chris!

    • @alexhawes6690
      @alexhawes6690 Год назад

      I call it gripe water and my mouth did the same when Chris was telling his story

    • @wolkergaming5527
      @wolkergaming5527 Год назад +1

      For me it made me feel like my stomach wanted to rupture, brought me back bad memories.

  • @dereli0480
    @dereli0480 Год назад +1

    Great video, funny and also learned something new. Have waited for a "home" Video for quite some time!

  • @LandoHitman
    @LandoHitman Год назад +9

    I love these videos. I'm always laughing like a madman the whole time because Chris is so relatable.

  • @PNWGardener
    @PNWGardener Год назад +8

    Three great (and tragic) stories!! We all have moments like these that haunt us as we start to fall asleep. I'm trying to be better to forgive myself for things that literally NOBODY in the world remembers or cares about.

  • @burendasan
    @burendasan Год назад +15

    I think the second story of the sushi restaurant sounds like the most mortifying. I was in Japan in April and we went to an omakase restaurant in Kyoto. Thankfully it was super delicious and I did not feel ill but yeah, it was unnerving having the chef stand in front of us as we ate, watching us expectantly.
    It’s not too late to improve your Japanese, especially since you’re still living over there!

  • @pavlokozhevnikov6067
    @pavlokozhevnikov6067 5 месяцев назад +1

    Chef asking oishi desho while you are struggling with the sazae 😂😂😂 this got me rolling in the floor. As well as your face getting red when Ken called out your lie.

  • @AegisRick
    @AegisRick Месяц назад

    The Ken one is absolutely wild. That one would haunt me forever.

  • @blackfirehedgehog7725
    @blackfirehedgehog7725 Год назад +5

    The reenactments and the music swelling as you told the story about the high end sushi restaurant had me rolling.
    Make sure I know what something is before ordering it as sushi, noted. Tuna's always been my favorite anyways.

  • @SilverBlazeX
    @SilverBlazeX Год назад +6

    Honestly this is the best OG content I miss and love brother! 💙🤘🏽

  • @MarkiusFox
    @MarkiusFox Год назад +43

    The toll incident is the worst in my opinion. The mental shame of that would destroy me, perhaps to the point of traveling all the way back that toll just to pay the present toll and the outstanding toll. Ken-san just wanted you to be honest, and that's fair.

  • @remcoe2410
    @remcoe2410 Год назад +3

    The Toll booth story could've happened to you in France as well. It is confusing all around the world for non-natives :)

  • @The_Extra_Offical
    @The_Extra_Offical 3 месяца назад +1

    Ahhh! I hope that guy sees this video and understands that it was just a mistake. Good job though for donating/paying it forward! I hope that the toll worker sees this video and looks back at it in a better light maybe? Hopefully they understood it could have just been a mistake in language. I still think it's great that you donated the money instead of just keeping it. Great job!

  • @JP-ou6ss
    @JP-ou6ss Год назад +5

    I hadn't laughed at a 30 minute video from start to finish in a while! Loved it.

  • @niwaswildlife
    @niwaswildlife Год назад +8

    I grabbed my face in shock when Ken called you out. 😭😭😭 The horror.

  • @lukeskywalkerthe2nd773
    @lukeskywalkerthe2nd773 Год назад +106

    That Sushi Restaurant incident feels like the worst one to me. I couldn't even fathom the amount of embarrassment I would feel having everyone, only just a few feet away, hear me vomit all the food I had to pretend to like for a good social standing! 😂😂😂

    • @magamisic5924
      @magamisic5924 Год назад +13

      id rather just be honest. imo japan just seems to culture lies

    • @TheCyberMantis
      @TheCyberMantis Год назад +5

      @@ThreadBomb They probably would have had higher respect for him.

    • @user-ls2uq3pv1h
      @user-ls2uq3pv1h Год назад +3

      Why would they have a bathroom so close that everyone can hear what goes on inside while they eat? Ew...

    • @leetri
      @leetri Год назад +7

      @@user-ls2uq3pv1h Because space is a luxury most places in urban Japan can't afford.

  • @magicalhats
    @magicalhats 27 дней назад

    Man, my head perfectly transitioned myself to those stories. I got so much anxiety right now while walking to work. 😂

  • @gedhill544
    @gedhill544 9 месяцев назад

    That had me crying with laughter! Particularly the sushi restaurant story. You really are quite a skilled comic, Chris 👏

  • @nathanisip
    @nathanisip Год назад +124

    I can’t wait to meet Chris in Japan and run away screaming in terror 😂
    That toll gaff has got to be the worst, you still haven’t paid them lol

  • @bradbozz6807
    @bradbozz6807 Год назад +13

    #2... Me and my crew have been there. Found this little 5 seater bar in Himeji like you described (not expensive though like 20$ a person). And it was all fresh form the market fish and... Other things that were unknown to us. Needless to say we dropped off one by one as the foods got crazier and scarier. We felt so bad.... But it was one heck of an adventure. And the fruits for desert were to die for. I still talk about it 5 or 6 or 4 years later 😋