To Impress Martha Stewart On A Date, You Better Be Jetting Off To A Private Island
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- Опубликовано: 2 фев 2022
- Our dear friend Martha Stewart returns to the show with a bottle of Martha's Chard and some fun ideas for a romantic Valentine's Day. Watch as she reveals what it takes to impress her on a first date, and check out more of her delicious ideas at www.martha.com. #Colbert #ValentinesDay #MarthaStewart
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I always love the chaos that ensues when these two get together 😂
this is chaos to you? LMAO
They are such opposites lol
@@heyheytaytay it is
🤣🤣
@@heyheytaytayduh.
She's fantastic! She used to be so stuffy--talented and brilliant but stuffy. In these recent years she has a wonderful "give zero f**ks" attitude! Always a great guest!
Snoop and his stash might have a little to do with that, lol
@@wildflower1397 No, it was months in prison that set her free from that old stiff version.
@@wildflower1397 Lol I was gonna type that! But I decided to check the responses first. You are so spot on!!!!! Martha has been permanently high since she met Snoop.
Prison changes you...
@@ToowokeforFlorida Agree, life is short. Prison or illness, either can set you free to be real so you can cut to the chase.. (Hopefully only a "white collar crime".)
Now that was, very, entertaining.
Stephen & Martha should do it more often.
-The baking segment I mean!! 😆
Suuuure 😂😂
Hhaahhah
😂😂😂😂
omg I'm cracking up. this is one of the funniest interviews I've seen in a long time. Martha Stewart is awesome!
She’s always a great guest 😂
I love me some Martha + Anybody but this...Martha+Stephen definitely takes the cake!!😊💜
Priceless
LITERALLY 😏
Literally!
Martha & Snoop are probably my favorite Duo but Martha & Stephen are a close 2nd 😁
It's really taken me like 20 mins to get through 7:01 to the end because this took a turn I was not expecting. To be the guest lucky enough to flirt with Stephen Colbert and have him flirt back... 😍
Ken find the Nicki Minaj segment with Stephen. You can see his face turn completely red.
Oh it’s happened several several times before lol
Stephen's improv banter is belly-laugh approved.
Martha is such a treat. 🌺 Please invite her more often, and not only for cake.
Oh yes please! And please ask her advice on how to do insider trading, and how to survive prison.
@@Kwippy Sure, why not.
NOTHING under the leather pants... That's hot! 🔥
Lol I almost wasn’t gonna watch this.. but then I’m soo glad I did 😆 did not expect this to be this entertaining
Same
Lol me too
I think Martha's on her second bottle of Chard.
38 Crimes, that.
martha stewart is charming and funny with any tv host. look at her history of appearances. and stephen is the perfect partner to banter with.
I did not see this segment going this direction!! That was the best!!! Love them both!! 😂
Never thought I'd ever want to be on a date with Martha Stewart before but here we are 😍
Can't believe the fact that Martha is 80 years old. She looks young.
SHE'S WHAT?!!! OMG she looks gorgeous!
@@atxabaltarra Gee! what money can buy!
@@elisemiller13 a lot of mf rich 80yr olds don’t look as good as Martha!
I guess jail was good for her :p
plastic surgery. come one bro, seriously. (also, with her manner, i totally believe it. acts like the gram parents i know.)
Martha Stewart is just so much more relatable since she did her time in the slammer. It may have made her stocks dip for a while & cost her hundreds of millions but it made her so much more fun to watch! Before that I thought she came off as a bit snooty but I always loved her. She's always been a guilty pleasure of mine. It's just, now I feel it's cool to admit it.
OMG this was great. So much flirting I love it
Steven out here actin single. Bet he's wife was dying laughing watching this.
So enjoyable! Martha can dish it! And Stephen is so sweet like a great date! Thank you for this. 💖💖💖
(Edited for spelling)
Love, LOVE Martha❣️❣️❣️
Remember, she was a model in the '80s...in New York(!). I would LOVE to hang with Martha and get her talking!
She and Stephen pretending to flirt is, now, EVERYTHING! Stephen bringing up Evie at the end just makes me love all three of them, More!
She was a model in the 60’s!
Not a model in the 80s...
A model, okay, but not a role model.
@@hannabaal150 she was definitely a role model back in the day. Her magazine was all about being the quintessential homemaker.
Love Colbert ❤️ and Martha is always a joy to see.🥰🥰
She’s blasted lol love her
I came here to see if anyone else thought so.
I think she must've had a bottle of 19 Crimes before this segment.
Btw, not a white wine guy, but Martha's Chard is actually pretty good
She's blasted and Stephen's improv training took over...
Yay! We Win!!!
This was really funny and enjoyable to watch these two interact lmao
She's seems so damn fun to hang with.
This was great! Bring her back on frequently 😂
Im 41 and have been watching Martha since I was a kid. Why does this lady STILL look the Same?!?!
Money
MONEY!!!😎💵💰💵💰💵💰💵💰💵💰💵💰💵💰💵💰💵💰💵💰💵💰💵💰💵💰
@@debrahelmlinger6256 And TONS of $500 moisturizer! 😁
Same here, lol! And I was thinking the EXACT same thing!!😁
plastic surgery.
Sounds like Martha’s first dates have been with Bond villains.
Or just Hannibal Lecter
Is that the Aussie '19 Crimes' wine brand? if so, well done, Martha, and well done, 19 Crimes. You don't get on a 19 crimes label unless your crime was noteworthy. Rock n Roll!
Snoop started his collab with the company first, & released Snoop Cali Red & Snoop Cali Rosé within the past couple of years. Martha just decided to follow suit. :)
The labels are fabulous
@@4333carol They are very cool. I'm not a wine drinker but sometimes I'm tempted to collect wines for the unique labelling designs and art...and quirky names.
This made me laugh just like when Martha would go on Dave back in the day.
Reminds me of that, too!
😂😂😂😂😂👍🏻
I was thinking the same thing!
So flipping hilarious! I miss Dave!
Even when she is being serious it seems she is flirting😂that voice...
Martha is hilarious!! Omg you two together crack me tf up 😂😂 (that cake looks 👌🏽)
They do great banter together, I must say! Some of the funniest flirting I've ever seen on TV.
Martha seemed pretty BAKED already.
Great banter and segment.
Never saw Colbert so laid back. I like it! Martha looks great!
I haven’t laughed like this in a while. That Polish feisty spirit 😂 I want to be like her when I grow up 🔥
No wonder Snoop enjoys her company!💃🤗💜🙋♀️👍✌🤭
Don't show him this, he might get jealous 😂
Yep. Snoop put her onto the best ganja... 😉 Freakin'hilarious.
Heck, watch her with Dave back in the day - she’s flirty and fun way before Snoop and his weed! 😆
I grew up in a wine region in Europe. Putting ice in your wine? This means war.
😄 then you know that in southern Spain, they put it in red, along with tonic water, in the summer
New life goals: Save up to take Martha Stewart to a private island on a private jet.
😊
And, apparently, a clothing optional beach. Martha has an leather pants on, nothing on underneath, and they are hot.
Don't forget the creme fraishe.
Omg dying laughing .. best date ever !
3:21 Dude, Stephen your ability to multi-task whilst baking supersedes even MARTHA STEWART 😂😂
I love Martha
She is hilarious 🤣
Our new “Betty White”! I love her perfect date scenario: why mess around? Private jet, island…. 🤣
No. Betty White was better in every way.
For example: If Betty White ever broke federal laws at least she was smart enough to get away with it! :p
@@Belforhir Pfffttt that was penny ante, she should have only been fined. Wall Street doesn’t like uppity women.
Now how’s about going after the inside traders in Congress?
These two are a delight together! I always enjoy their segments! Please do more soon.....
Her banter has only gotten better over the years lol snoop is a good influence
IT WOULD DEFINITELY APPEAR THAT WAY!!!
As I was laughing, I was thinking the exact same thing!!😁
martha deserves her own stephen 💙
I LOVE Martha Stewart!!!
OMG Stephen STAHP. That was good fun. Ya'll made me feel like I was at a party again.
"Martha's WHAT?"
-My wife, after mishearing 'chard' slightly.
Her friendship with Snoop has really loosened her up.
“Crème fraiche” - Randy
If we were playing a drinking game where l drink for every innuendo, I’d be ☠️
When Stephen put some cream in her mouth, I almost expected him to say, “I’m not sure we can do this on CBS” and have it blurred out.
@@geoffreyschultz8515 no honestly same. I feel like this and licking the cum cupcake are the most risky things Stephen's done so far
I can't believe she's 80!!! Love Martha!
She's funny. Great hair color and cut. Great laugh. I don't know her personally but I would think it would be very challenging for a guy to date her. She's been a media star for decades, has an empire and worth millions maybe even a billion when you list her assets. She's smart and doesn't suffer fools at all.
Not even when she went to jail for years.
@@classicalaid1 so? It was for inside trading lol, do you know how many people should be in jail for that. Do you have any clue how many actors and stars have spent time in prison? Lol
@@classicalaid1, "she went to jail for years" -- what?!? She served FIVE MONTHS in a minimum security prison. Not years. Interestingly, she chose to go to prison before her appeal was heard. In other words, if she had waited until after her appeal, she might not have been sentenced to prison at all. It was an extremely pragmatic choice.
And she made friends in prison! She has so many anecdotes.
@@ryanm4319 I don't understand what your piint is.
@@pattilundgren7627 I am pretty sure this guy was agreeing with the OP.
What's your beef?
Gotta love Martha
Martha is such a babe! That leather pant comment was outrageous!!!
Omg she can get it!! She sounds fun and to the point!
Oh this became tv gold with Martha Stewart dope
I enjoyed this completely!! Love you Stephen!!
The best thing I’ve watched ever on a Valentine’s day!
This is a good segment 🤣😂🤣🤣
Love respect Martha Stewart positive example for never giving up hope in life
Martha Stewart is on another level 😂
Laughed so hard during this 😂😂😂💕
Hahahha this is my favourite interview ever 😂😜🥂🎂
The way she flirted back was hilarious! 😂
Love this, thank you!
I dig Martha. She is a real one.
I have new respect for Martha! 😂🍰
Stephen: "You have leather pants on. They're hot."
Martha: "And there's nothing underneath them."
😱😲😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜😳😳😳😳
Martha is the greatest! Wanna make anything, she will have the best recipe and show you how. She is an Icon of all good living.
I LOVE this one so much!!!!!!!!!
“That’s my problem, I don’t listen”.
Me too Martha, me too
Martha and Stephen OMG 😆
I really enjoyed this episode. Great going.
"People in Italy put ice in their white wine"
From Italy, this is a falsehood. It is indeed anathema.
People in Italy, not Italians 😅 she might have been drinking with other American tourists and for the good tips waiters won't even frown
Fabulous bit!
💛💛❤️
I'm back. Need to see this 5 more times today.
This was AWESOME.. I love when you do skits, cooking and animals with celebrities. Too funny.. looks natural
Great show!!!!!Every time I see Martha Stewart I think of how many crooked politicians especially on the right that inhabited the last White House and are not in prison. The millions of crimes on Wall Street and in corporate America that go unpunished . But when a female celebrity stubs her toe she gets the full weight of criminal prosecution thrown at her . She did wrong but on the scale of the blindfolded lady of justice it was a minor issue
Oh, she's not so innocent and she's certainly on the right. But yes, all of these criminals deserve justice. Her sentence was a short stay at Club Med and then a 'stay-at
-home' order that we've all endured throughout Covid.
Clearly, she's doing just fine, and she still has all the money.
Agree
@@bafflezbiz you have placed your thumb metaphorically very heavily on the scales of justice in favor of countless millions of offenses that are extremely more illegal than Martha Stewart’s . Yes let’s prosecute Martha but if we did that fairly across the lines of gender race and ethnicity we would be building an extreme amount of prisons that you would need to wear sunglasses inside them because they were so white with corporate crooks and the politicians they purchased .
Of course. Most crimes go unpunished. And even more "white collar" crimes are either ignored or on the fringes of legality, the gray area that is often punished with a fine that's accounted as 'the cost of doing business'.
Think of all the people rotting in jail over drug offenses. Simply eating a plant that affects your mind is considered a carnal sin. It's ludicrous.
And even more inane and insane, we inflict the same punishment for murder, shoplifting, hate speech, tax evasion, public nudity, assault with a deadly weapon, stalking, jaywalking, pissing in an alley.
Locked in a cage. We haven't progressed an inch in millennia. The choices have been either death or a cage. Are we really this stupid?
@@bafflezbiz Well, the US is. Other nations like Norway have restored some humanity to their justice systems, and offer education and true rehabilitation. The US needs to learn. The US incarcerates more of its citizens than any other nation. See the documentary "The House I Live In."
This was hilarious!! 😆🤣😂
Best episode ever 🤣😂🤣
Gotta love Martha!
That looked like a fun date, even without the flight
This wasn't a Martha Stewart segment, this was a Martha sale! She's an amazing saleswoman! Stephen set her up perfectly to get got!
Martha has loosened up quite a bit since hanging with Snoop Dog (who I just adore).
Well that was fun 😍‼️
This was 🤩 fun!!
Naturals. These two are so comfortably hysterical.
Greatest date I've ever witnessed...
This is gold !!
I love these two!!
Have always loved Martha. I always will.
Delicious!
I love Martha. She is so great. 😍
Stephen is on fire
Great interview
This one takes the cake!!!
One of the best segment ever. Please do more with Martha..... I mean segment.
stellar!
LMFAO!! This made ME blush. 😆