ClassicMan D’s Ultimate Slander Compilation
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- Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024
- These Characters Do the Most And I’m gonna talk my Stuff!!! I hope you get a good kick out of some of my best call outs on the sins of these characters. No Character is Above Getting This Work! Let The Slander Begin
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I can never understand why people applaud Quagmire for what he said to Brian, Quagmire is worse than Brian and all the things Quagmire said about Brian can easily be applied to himself and more. He also hit on Lois, he uses women and even rapes them, he’s a groomer that preys on his friends’ daughters, he’s a deadbeat to countless children, and so on. Him being “honest” about it doesn’t change anything or make him any better.
Exactly, Quagmire is nothing more than a massive sex pest! He went out of his way to go full on Bill Cosby and drugged that one lady from The Bachelorette show in one episode and in another episode he assaulted an unconscious woman in a changing room where everybody thought he was giving her CPR!
Yeah, but at least Quagmire has some positive traits. Brain does not.
Facts
@@mongooseunleashed No, no he does not. You can't have 'positive traits' AND be a damn groomer/rapist/predator. This isn't some karmic scale.
He's a piece of shit.
hmm🤔
Remember kids, it's not slander if it's correct!
Everything he literally says is true tbh
literally almost everything his said about rigby was not true. Its like he doesnt even watch the episodes
@@Abdul-wahaab_1 what did he get wrong about rigby?
@@Abdul-wahaab_1 go watch the show again bruh, rigby ain't nothin
And if it’s in print, It’s liable
Let's not forget Stan once made Hailie a sleeper agent, which definitely didn't backfire on him at one point, but he's such a great father though right?!
And he did it so she would marry a rich guy.
@@robertnelson9599 and it was against her will
"But she looks 40 in the third grade" had me straight up dead. 😂
And Myrtle had the nerve in one episode to imply that Lilo's hair was wild and unruly. Jealous, much?
She mad she ain't got those Polynesian genetics with her midget Ms. Frizzle lookin-ahh. 😂
Ikr? Her hair is always drawn straight. Myrtle, meanwhile…
@@Alterego912 As someone who doesn't have straight hair, there's nothing wrong with that (although, her style doesn't do her much justice). It's just that Myrtle was really grasping at straws. Plus I've always thought that Lilo was prettier than Myrtle and that she was in denial that she was better than Lilo.
@@mayapeterson3072 I admit, what I said came out wrong. My apologies.
@@Alterego912 I appreciate that.
Man Bryan is the longest character assassination on this list. Started out as the voice of reason to Peter’s stupidity. Then as the series went on they made him worse and worse.
Maine problem that I have with that solid minute of Quagmire roasting Bryan is that out of all people, it’s Quagmire that does it. Like seriously how are you going to try and shame Bryan for going after his best friends wife? YOU’VE DONE THE SAME! Are we really going to forget about the time Quagmire got caught peeping on Lois in the bathroom? Kinda funny how the minute it looks like Peter is out of the picture Quagmire is there take his place. And let’s not forget this is the man that slept with Cleveland’s first wife! So he’s already a home wrecker. Man Quagmire goes after so many women, and it’s not even consensual sometimes. This man’s really going to call Bryan a dead beat dad, when he’s got illegitimate kids all over the world. The one time he’s faced with his own kid he ultimately gave her up for adoption, then was like “I’ll hit her up when she turn eighteen.” Like what?!
People seemed to willingly forget this because Brian increased hit scumbag behavior while Quagmire toned it down as the seasons went on.
THANK YOU. Quagmire has been a homewrecker from the jump and constantly pervs on Louis, but he wants to act high and mighty because Brian doesn't go to a soup kitchen ? He's a dog. That's unsanitary
Quag’s the one doing it because like he said: He’s an asshole but at least he owns it. Bryan’s pretending to be a good person and Quagmire’s sick of it.
And also he really just hates Bryan. 🤷♂️
Facts
Well that's the thing though. We literally expect that behavior from Quagmire he even calls himself out during that rant, Quagmire doesn't pretend to be anything other than a scumbag whereas Brian is quick to call out everyone else's flaws while ignoring his own. Like the episode when his book finally took off and Stewie was his manager then it all fall apart and he blamed Stewie for everything. Quagmire never did that.
"Khan that GAWK was SUPER NICE"😂
I love that Classic just straight DRAGGED Myrtle 😂
Satisfaction.
And it's 100% deserved.
Deserved!
Should’ve mentioned the part how even in the future as a teen she still ain’t shit. How you go w insulting someone’s whole fit, yet you’ve been wearing that same color scheme since you were 6 years old, let alone look like you grew out of your clothes 😂
Bro straight up sent her to hell
At this point, I'm 100% positive that Quamire only hates Brian because of how similar they are. Each new episode only confirms it with Quagmire acting exactly the same way he hates Brian for.
Brain fucked Quagmire's dad.
Quagmire is honest about him being a creep
Brian pulls the holier than thou card every time he gets a chance to belittle everyone around him to take the heat away from him
@@Simon_Azrael_The_Doctor
Quagmire tried to blame all his problems on his mother when he was being charged for statutory. He is the least honest person in the group. We've also seen him play the holier than thou card on occasions as well.
@@RJLiams I've seen Quagmire be a more honest about his stuff More often than not :p
Being honest about being a piece of crap doesn't make it any better stop coping
“Painting his wife’s walls with “The Colors of The Wind”
I’m so dead. That would make a crazy bar 😆
Lol the rant on Myrtle always sounds personal every time I hear it.
I NEED more PB slander, yes it helps me sleep at night
Who tf is PB?
@@drewwilson5026 princess bubblegum bruh
@@drewwilson5026 i am late to the party but princess bubblegum :P the lady from adventure time
This man has watched every cartoon and other respective series under the sun. I'm struggling to work out if he missed the boat on any fandom at this point.
"Khan. That gawk was super nice!"
With the accent and everything
You're killing me lmao
God the Slander episodes are definitely one of my favorites, I hope to see more of them in the near future!
"They're a weirdo but they're YOUR weirdo." I cant count how many times that had been said about me.
Nah you right about Stan. I've realized the reason my brain thought Stan was a better dad Than Peter is because the shitty things he does are much, much funnier than what peter does. So i have to actually think for a second to realize that "Oh yeah, that's actually heinous"
Honestly, Warner Bros. should’ve trusted Seth MacFarlane to make a mature Scooby Doo show for them instead of Mindy because at least _he_ knows how to respect the source material!
Or Trey Parker and Matt Stone
@@zer0_iz_d34d You mean the masterminds behind South Park? Oh, I would *ABSOLUTELY* pay good money to see an adult Scooby Doo cartoon made by those guys! 😎😎😎
Exactly, and Family Guy proves it.
@@alcatrazjyh6293 If they were to have Seth McFarlane do a "Mature Scooby Doo" show, the least Seth could do is get rid of those ugly Mystery Gang drawings he constantly uses in his show and replace it with the "Be Cool" designs, because the latter is much more appealing. I mean, I would love to see this scene reanimated with the "Be Cool" designs of the Mystery Gang: ruclips.net/video/2TApODNU8_k/видео.html
I’m here for D to straight up talk shit about anyone and everyone. Keep up the good work. 😂
I need DC to realize how much we like Hawkgirl and don’t care about Hawkman smh
"Khan that gat was super nice😀" took me out🤣🤣🤣
Ngl, I would pay this man actual money to slander my least favorite character(s). His delivery is absolutely perfect. Like, I'd just give him a list of all the stuff I don't like about the character and he'd turn it into art lol
I would watch him saying plenty on Ash Ketchum or any other character by a mile dawg
"slander" when it's all absolute facts
Quality slander gotta respect it ❤❤😂😂😂
11:35 Not the bird spinning the block🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ngl to you when u clicked on this video I thought it was going to be entirely princess bubblegum slander
As bad as a person Brian can be, i will never understand why people respect Quagmire so much.
If previous episodes matter so much for a character, why do people like the serial pedophile rapist?
No fr bc Quagmire has admitted several times in the past that he is not above drugging women to sleep with them even if they don't want it, he victim blamed his sister who was in an ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP and told her it was her fault her boyfriend beats her, even if it's a gag he's also admitted to lying about wearing condoms with women he sleeps with and I'm pretty sure Quagmire also made some predatory moves towards high schoolers. Quagmire frickin sucks and I'm glad someone else said it.
Someone commented that if it was Joe that had said that to Brian, it would've made more sense. Quagmire's a f*ckin hypocrite when he's done way worse than Brian
I think its he accepts he's a piece of sh*t but at the same time i still don't f*ck with him despite
Messin with teenagers
Traps in his house for women he brings over
Cheated with his friends wife
And always flirts with his friends wives mans is diabolical.
Sure brian is weird but quagmire is a predator he doesn't really have a right to speak on anyone being terrible
He’s definitely not a good guy in action, i suppose we “forgive” because unlike Brian or other bad people, he’s honest about it, granted that DOES NOT make it better, but it’s a 1 + 0 sort of deal
@@SKtheGREAT him trying to help his heavily abused sister probably helps endear people to him a bit.
Captain marvel may have punched thanos but only one avenger drew blood
Plus that avenger is basically a normal human with pure tactics and willpower who earned that blood
You know a character is trash when you use their name as a verb for being shit. Then again Rigby causes as many problems as he's forced to solve.
That intro though 🔥🔥🔥
LaBarbara Conrad is way worse than Leela. She's basically been cheating on Hermes with Barbados Slim since they got together, their son Dwight might be Barbados' kid, and Hermes has caught her cheating on him multiple times and she is never sorry.
He gave Ed his just dessert by killing that obsession
Stan is such a great father. Remember when he bullied Steve and didn't stop until Steve hired Stelio Contos to beat his ass.
I never realized how similar BP and Odin are
I love how half of it is just King of the Hill characters
Out of all the Seth MacFarlane dads, I'd trust Stan the least. The guy's a straight-up monster.
The guy is CIA, that alone puts him pretty high in the scumbag bar.
@@Outlaw7263 No, Stan seems to be absolute scum even by the CIA's standards.
Even I have to admit that I would trust Peter Griffin more than Stan Smith.
Stan is worse than Peter because Peter’s antics and family abuse can be somewhat excused as a result of his mental retardation (the judge in that episode who said being retarded made him an unfit parent was right all along apparently) meanwhile Stan may be dumb but has no official mental issues and seems to actively seek out ways to change his family or force them to do things the way he wants. Essentially, Peter hurts his family without being aware of the damage he’s doing, while Stan is fully aware and simply doesn’t care.
@@netherdominater9960 Damn it's been a long time.
“It’s about that time for a headache” that’s a new one so true though
I need a rose quartz slander video asap
Hold up we missing some contenders
Where’s Rose and Mordecai
I don't care how dumb or misguided he is, I still say that Jeff is one of the best characters on American Dad. I mean, it would take a person with Buddah like patience to tolerate Stan's antics.
Colours of the wind is crazy 🤣🤣🤣
*Ted voice* "Khan that gawk was SUPER nice!" 😭😭😭💀
Intros cold af
That Ted Wassonasong impression was on point
Imagine going into someone’s bathroom and peeing everywhere but the toilet just because of road rage.
Slander is spoken. In print, it’s libel.
W J. Jonah Jameson reference 💯
I didn't know there was an intro. Absolute gas!
WAKE THE HELL UP CLASSICMAND DROPPED
The Mertle slander made me spit out my drink!
'She looks 30 in the 3rd grade!'
Ngl, I felt kinda bad for Myrtle in the first Lilo and Stitch movie, when Lilo went Lalo as they say and bit and punched Myrtle. The show then showed me the error of my ways and I no longer feel bad
Damn... I missed this intro and a full vid what a way ta start a new week of the new year
Love when Classic slanders characters 😂
This is a whole roast session on multiple cartoons for 14 mins straight😂😂😂
Bro really saw THAT version of Velma on that list and STILL picked Brians sorry ass. 🤣😂
Leela has too high of expectations and fry is a simp and leela takes advantage of that
4:55 that's not true, he managed to get Lela to like him by spelling a message in the stars for her, she wasn't dumped by someone else, fry wasn't in danger, and he did it all by himself
I remember Stan literally held God at gunpoint
6:51 oh that's just a term now
Please continue with the slander videos, they always make my day.
Bro's giving me a nostalgia trip straight to the veins with that intro!
All these slander episodes make me realize some stuff.
Characters like Korra and Pink diamond catch way too much hate because people only care about the 5% of mistakes instead of the 95% of good things they did
Korra i give you. But 6000 years of lies isn't an accident, it was a choice.
They did good things?
Can't say anything about Korra because I won't watch that crap Avatar. However the Internet in its entirety wants words. But, Rose literally did 3 things that were "good" saving Garnet & Amethyst, creating Steven, and Giving them all a person they could collectively love together (Steven).
This is the shit I mean. People are still mad at pink/rose based on the fact we see character development in reverse. The further we go into the series the more we see what she used to be like before she put in all this work to be better. You guys are alright with the other 3 diamonds who actively still try to kill everything but you hate the one that was pro life.
As for korra she lived a sheltered life for years and had no experience in the outside world so she had no clue how things worked. Having people control your life can mess with you and when you get a taste of freedom you can overcompensate. And then theres the part where people blame her for unalaq ripping out the avatar spirit and destroying the connection. That is just victim blaming. I bet if aang was the one who had his connection severed you all would line up to give that boy a hug.
@@chriskoloski32 Again not going give my opinion on Korra because I haven't watched nor will watch. But, hold up and wait a minute never will I give the other Diamonds a pass. They've also willing committed genocide on various planets. Along with ingrain slavery of their entire race. Damn that's 😞
Sure, I will give you the fact that she did stand up for Earth was a beautiful thing. However, there's no way she didn't think that they weren't going to glass the planet if they thought she was killed. They are all obsessed with the youngest diamond. Also, what about Bismuth trust betrayal. I understand she did save her sisters but she was her weapon smith who was doing her job. Spinelli, whom she left standing on a hidden garden platform for over 6,000. Pearl, whom she ordered to never speak the truth about her true self. White's Pearl would has a permanent scar because of a small outburst. Lapis, who was trapped in a mirror for a minimum of 1,000 years. The WAR, I'm sorry and I know it's hard to confront family if you have issues with them. But, how many gems died on both sides because of the shattered gem lie. Instead of standing up for herself it wasn't like she didn't have the power.
LOOOOOOOOOL my boy said Everytime myrtle on screen he gets scabies loooool
God damn that theme song is amazing you made me rewatch every episode of Ben 10
Nice intro dude
As soon as i saw this i shared to the tv bc this mans insults are another thing
Oh this is going to be GOOD come get ya popcorn people 🍿
It’s a good thing they improved rigby’s character.
4:04 even then, i don't know a single person who actually sat down and watched this, purely because just looking at it RADIATES stink and hate.
we can all admit that intro hard
Been Awhile Since Classic Made A Video.
While I do agree with what he said about Rigby I feel he's kinda disregarding his development throughout the show like yeah early Rigby was a asshole but near the end idk he grew up and became one of the more respectable characters more so than Mordechai
I agree with you on EVERYTHING...
...except for Hawkman. Imagine if you were in his shoes, all you wanna do is live a happy immortal life with your wife, but every time you two die and reincarnate, she keeps forgetting you exist and keeps trying to shack up with someone else all because she doesn't remember you. And even when you try to at least get her to remember what you two were to each other, odds are she _still_ won't get with you...
THAT IS HEARTBREAKING AS HELL BRUH. I'm surprised Prof. Carter Hall doesn't just up and leave back to Thanagar and tell his remaininmg relatives and in-laws "Yeah, she didn't make it..."
Rest in peace Johnny Hardwick. (Voice of Dale Gribble)
Fun fact: this video was released on my brother's 17th birthday
I haven't watched the full video yet at the time of writing this, but I hope bubblegum is in the compilation
Time for my fav videos to be a comp
That intro hits HARD
Ah it good to see a Compilation of Slander
I love your vids man, theyre so creative and actual good points are being made
Aight a new CMD video, let's do this
Slander but we had to put 3 s’s into it for it to make sense
“That gawk was SUPER NICE!” will absolutely never not make me die laughing
Hawkman take is so correct because I watched the CW show "Legends of Tomorrow" and he acted just like that
That intro goes hard AF.
I’ve been waiting for this
Oh I’m gonna love this.
Kahn that gawk was super nice
But I can't let you in 9 rivers
That gak was super nice lmao
We need more of this
Peter has openly admitted that he hates his children. Stan may be a piece of shit but he actually loves his kids.
That intro give me og yt vibes
I need some slander on King Mickey for what he did to Aqua. (Kingdom Hearts)
On the Stan slander part where he injected his DNA in his own kids cuz he thinks he better than everyone. Funny how on the playing god part, he actually faced God himself when he went to heaven 😂
14 minutes of straight roasting. Sign me up.
Bro I tried watching Velma, and I couldn't. I got 7 episodes in and all the happiness left my life
You know something funny, unlike Peter, Stan has no friends. Aside from his coworkers, he talks to no one outside of work, but Roger. Forces everyone to his nature and tears them down because he know he ain't shit.
Im so happy to have found this
nice
I fear there is no audio
we need more slander vids with other and more characters! xP
The Ben ten intro remix goes hard
This isn't slander it's truth.