2:08 The daughter bringing her crack head bf 4 dinner got me straight to my kidney it hurts so much laughing 😂 ... Mr. P jus "HAS" 2 try stand up at some point, man's just so naturally gifted ludacris hilarious 💯 ..
Being an Arsenal fan, naturally I always want Man Utd to lose, but when you have the comedy gold entertainment value of this geezer and his meltdowns… this is my favourite channel on RUclips right now. The way his eyes come out on springs, the way he almost runs out of breath mid-rant, his genuinely humorous responses even when he’s losing his mind… Just awesome. I love this channel. May Man Utd continue to get smashed everywhere they go.
Jesus Fucking Christ; Flubber hand Onana; Crackhead potential Son in Law; Zimmer frames; Vampire analogy all absolute bloody gold! Undoubtedly the greatest Football reactor on YT, comedy fucking genius.
First time i saw Osnana in goal post, wow wtf this keeper. Really dont know why man utd bought him. I said so many time b4 he is not a good keeper. I get shoot by fans here. So keep quiet. De gea could save us many goals that Onana could not.
Interesting stat: as of today’s game, MU has conceded more shots on goal this season than the entirety of 2007/08 Derby County team did when they got relegated with 11-points.
I'm a United fan and that is just no fuckin suprise at all and I'm actually shocked we ain't in a relegation battle, we are guna get dry humped by Citeh in the final I'd say 4 0 and Pep will just say let's go for 8 😂
@@eddiemcalinden2773 I heard that stat from an MU fan on the Football Terrace post game analysis they did. I was shocked. One of my best friends is an MU fan and he is just a broken man. As for the FA Cup final, I try to be as humble as possible and take nothing for granted. Yes on paper MC should slap MU, but this is an FA Cup final that is a Derby, anything can happen. I hope we win, but I will take nothing for granted. Ps. Please oh please rise to the occasion this weekend and keep you unbeaten streak vs Arsenal at OT (I know its been a while since they won at OT). Ill be a shameless Citeh fan rooting for you guys. Just do what you did against LFC at LFC this season. I want to see the Arsenal fanbase cry their eyes out
@MCFCTheMadHatter Thanks for the reply bud, yeah Derby etc but let's be honest city are miles above , and apologies but I would like an Arsenal win, I can't take 4 in a bloody row, I can't handle that you guy's are catching up on trophies the only thing that's acceptable is a conversation like this with a city fan and there's just absolute respectful banter, have a great one top lad
Pig is the GOAT. The past 3 years he made me, a Liverpool fan, actually watch 90%+ of Manchester United matches (all 90 minutes live) w/ his commentary. I might actually become a ManUTD fan at this point come to think of it.
Another top-quality ASMR podcast from the renown practitioner, Flying Pig United. His soft, gentle voice and relaxing manner helps me sleep, and I particularly like the long, silent pauses where he allows one to focus on breathing. I combined the sections that started at 3:09, 5:05 and 7:06 and created a loop to play non-stop through my hi fi system out of the windows at 2am so the neighbourhood could hear it. Within minutes, people came to sit on the lawn and meditate. Even a couple of criminals had stopped their break and enter to join the crowd, mesmerised at the spirituality uplifting message of gentle movement. They even talked of changing their ways. Thank you so much.
The quick response to his chat and the game at hand is pure skill and entertainment. How this channel hasn’t garnered more subs is baffling. The Transylvania rant was fantastic. I’m not a football fan, but I’m here for the skill of the man. And Mrs P cameos.
My kids are loving this , what a lot of new words they are learning and they are really working in their meltdowns when they get killed in gaming . Sensei pig !!!
Thank you Piggy, for that absolutely hilarious monologue on the undead after Palace scored the 3rd goal. I had a really good laugh, and I really appreciate the level of comedy you bring to your reaction videos.
As an Ipswich fan, I feel we got a footballing genius in McKenna from your club. At the team your fan base wanted him along with all the coaching staff gone. Now I reckon most would welcome him back with open arms.
Lifelong LFC fan here but am subscribed since just after you started. Your rants crack me up, but calling the manager a cab is only a fraction of what's wrong at your club right now. Used to glory then all of a sudden it's different gravy. We had 70s and 80s massive glory then bang, we picked up a bit here there but the dominance was over. You kept hammering us about 30 years, your half way there already and I don't see any lights at the end of your tunnel. Panic buying, huge price tags, huge contracts quick fixes, it's been a joke for nearly a decade. A team needs building by a good manager with time and step by step progress, it's difficult but it can be done as klopp has proven . Good luck finding a klopp 14:30
This is the only consolation I get watching this when I come home from work listening to us get battered 1st thing in the morning in NZ,pig is the best 🎉
Brilliantly calm and succinct reaction & Analysis as per from piggy..Apparently the guitar is in the repair shop so music escapes piggy's wrath tonight.. But yeh raw my son..raw😂
It surprises me that this is the first time that Crystal Palace has doubled man united in a premier league, and now Man united have the most losses in any season, ever
Today he played his team. Only inherited players were AWB and Dalot. Maino and Garnacho are from the academy, all the rest were signed by him.. so no excuse
As a gooner of 20+ years I can't explain how much joy it gives me to see United and Chelsea in such dire straights after being countlessly shafted over the years. Mix that with the hilarity/comedic genius of this man and you're in heaven haha!
Newcastle supporter here. I just love your commentary……lots of laughing out loud moments. You really need a clear out of at least 6 overpaid, underperforming individuals. They are clearly not playing for the shirt.
Finally MrFlyingPig have seen the light and woke up 😂😂 because this is unacceptable. This is big Man United ffs. Jose and Ole (Man United legend) got sacked for less
ETH the jelly egg chief Is the single best insult ive ever heard, The uber rant is amazing.......I will go though the training and get on the insurance.......LOL
Just as he was slating Liverpool, Taryck Mitchell scored. Point to note, Liverpool were so far ahead before lockdown, it was a formality we won. If anything, they would have smashed the points record if not for lockdown.
No disrespect to Olise he’s a good player but cmon man. We made Olise look like Robben out there, It looks like he was gonna score everytime he cuts in on his left 😭😭😭💩
Thought you wanted more crackheads in the team for a minute,at least it would make them run. Having said that Onana let in 81 goals this season,let that sink in
These players are being paid a fortune for sweet fa. Not only should they be sacked they should pay all the money back to the club that they have stolen each week.
changing managers every 2-3 years is why we are in this mess, arteta was midtable and look at him now. eth is not a bad coach and this squad is terrrrible, we had casemiro and evans in defence today ffs. our best midfielder is in his first season. our best defender has been injured all season and the other guys are all immobile, our striker is in his first season, our best winger is in his seond full season......the squads floor is to low, we need a clear out sand to bring in better players that collectively the floor will be higher
Man United fans: "You have only won 1 Premier League." Liverpool fans: "We have won 19 league titles. A name change doesn’t change that fact." United fans: "You only won 1 and are on par with Leicester!! Just a small club in reality." Liverpool fans: "United haven’t even won the Premier League yet." United fans: "Yes we have? We have won it 13 times." Liverpool fans: "No you haven’t. No team has won 13 Premier League titles." United fans: "What drugs are you on. We have won the Premier League 13 times." Liverpool fans: " No you haven’t. You haven’t even won 1 Premier League title. You haven’t even been in a title race race for a Premier League title.! United fan: Furious. "Yes we have. Prove we haven’t." Liverpool fan: "Ok. The Premier League has only been called The Premier League since 2016. You haven’t won the league since before that, so you haven’t won the Premier League and you aren’t even on par with Leicester." 92 - 93: FA PREMIER LEAGUE. 93 - 01: FA CARLING PREMIERSHIP. 01 - 04: FA BARCLAYS CARD PREMIERSHIP. 04 - 07: FA BARCLAYS PREMIER LEAGUE. 07 - 16: BARCLAYS PREMIER LEAGUE. 16 - ?: PREMIER LEAGUE. United fan: "But, but that doesn’t count. It’s still the same league." 😰😨😨 Liverpool fan: "I know. It’s always been the same league. We’ve tried telling you this but ye are too thick to get it" 🤭🤭🤭😳🙄
Be careful what you wish for as they say these players are toxic💀 there’s players still here who only play for themselves not for the club it isn’t all ETH fault , we do the same crap everytime with managers but we don’t sell the shit players 😅
Bloody shocking. ETH needs to get the hell out of this club. Absolutely shocking and he can take these players with him. What a complete abortion of a performance.
What a load of gash! Smash the like & subscribe oink oink
You're the best lol
you are the funniest Vampire utd fan ever
Don't forget to blame man city.
You are to Man Utd who Angry Rantman was to Chelsea. RIP.
No disrespect to United but I look forward to them losing just to hear your rants. Absolutely hilarious. Brilliant mate.
My 1st time seeing this guy, I can't lie it's got so bad as a United fan I think I'd rather watch this 😅 fuxking hilarious !!!
@@bestofgrime7723You should watch his Maguire rant collection
Don Piggo saved many of us Utd fans from depression mate @@bestofgrime7723
Me too. The first channel I came to when Utd performed badly. I have been here quite a few times this season.
There is a Korean RUclipsr named gamst and he beats up on his giraffe doll when man Utd loses, hilarious
The vampire rant is up there as one of the best. Same with the Uber rant. Golden stuff
piggy should change his name to flying vampire piggy
Absolutly genius
Dracula FC lol
What a reaction. That improvised Transylvania/Vampire analogy was genius
2:08 The daughter bringing her crack head bf 4 dinner got me straight to my kidney it hurts so much laughing 😂 ... Mr. P jus "HAS" 2 try stand up at some point, man's just so naturally gifted ludacris hilarious 💯 ..
oh yeah, that one had me too. This is what I come here for. LMFAO
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"Somebody call a fucking uber for Erik Ten Hag!!
*INHALE*
BYE BYE BALDIE!!"
I pissed myself when he ranted that.
The build up about Mrs Pigs uber makes it even better, as he watches the 4th goal go in!
Everton fan here. Have a soft spot for united but can't lie, as soon as they lose I head straight for this channel 🤣 Top tier meltdown reactions haha
Being an Arsenal fan, naturally I always want Man Utd to lose, but when you have the comedy gold entertainment value of this geezer and his meltdowns… this is my favourite channel on RUclips right now. The way his eyes come out on springs, the way he almost runs out of breath mid-rant, his genuinely humorous responses even when he’s losing his mind…
Just awesome.
I love this channel.
May Man Utd continue to get smashed everywhere they go.
Same here
Jesus Fucking Christ; Flubber hand Onana; Crackhead potential Son in Law; Zimmer frames; Vampire analogy all absolute bloody gold! Undoubtedly the greatest Football reactor on YT, comedy fucking genius.
Used to have a keeper called De Gea who was player of the year for 3 years
Yeah and typical toxic Man U fans wanted him gone 😂
First time i saw Osnana in goal post, wow wtf this keeper. Really dont know why man utd bought him. I said so many time b4 he is not a good keeper. I get shoot by fans here. So keep quiet. De gea could save us many goals that Onana could not.
@@megamooon1It definitely wasn’t me. It was the hipsters so blame them for this shite
Your vampire metaphors genuinely brought tears to my eyes with laughter! 😂😂😂 You are too quick witted bro.
Interesting stat: as of today’s game, MU has conceded more shots on goal this season than the entirety of 2007/08 Derby County team did when they got relegated with 11-points.
My goodness thats an actual disgusting stat lmao and im not even a United fan 🤢
I'm a United fan and that is just no fuckin suprise at all and I'm actually shocked we ain't in a relegation battle, we are guna get dry humped by Citeh in the final I'd say 4 0 and Pep will just say let's go for 8 😂
@@eddiemcalinden2773 I heard that stat from an MU fan on the Football Terrace post game analysis they did. I was shocked. One of my best friends is an MU fan and he is just a broken man. As for the FA Cup final, I try to be as humble as possible and take nothing for granted. Yes on paper MC should slap MU, but this is an FA Cup final that is a Derby, anything can happen. I hope we win, but I will take nothing for granted.
Ps. Please oh please rise to the occasion this weekend and keep you unbeaten streak vs Arsenal at OT (I know its been a while since they won at OT). Ill be a shameless Citeh fan rooting for you guys. Just do what you did against LFC at LFC this season. I want to see the Arsenal fanbase cry their eyes out
@@eirzaa0429 I was shocked when I heard it and it was from a MU fan on the Football Terrace YT channel post match analysis. I'm still shocked
@MCFCTheMadHatter Thanks for the reply bud, yeah Derby etc but let's be honest city are miles above , and apologies but I would like an Arsenal win, I can't take 4 in a bloody row, I can't handle that you guy's are catching up on trophies the only thing that's acceptable is a conversation like this with a city fan and there's just absolute respectful banter, have a great one top lad
Pig is the GOAT. The past 3 years he made me, a Liverpool fan, actually watch 90%+ of Manchester United matches (all 90 minutes live) w/ his commentary. I might actually become a ManUTD fan at this point come to think of it.
That’s gonna f up your mental health 😂😂😂
If you're gonna become a United supporter, then off you fuck lad
I am utd fan by now man.. thnx to pig hahahah
🤣@@viksinha5410
"I wish I was in Transylvania right now in. coffin." That almost killed me!
I love the crackhead analogy❤❤
Another top-quality ASMR podcast from the renown practitioner, Flying Pig United.
His soft, gentle voice and relaxing manner helps me sleep, and I particularly like the long, silent pauses where he allows one to focus on breathing.
I combined the sections that started at 3:09, 5:05 and 7:06 and created a loop to play non-stop through my hi fi system out of the windows at 2am so the neighbourhood could hear it.
Within minutes, people came to sit on the lawn and meditate. Even a couple of criminals had stopped their break and enter to join the crowd, mesmerised at the spirituality uplifting message of gentle movement. They even talked of changing their ways.
Thank you so much.
mine is booked it,packed it, f off. ahaha
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The quick response to his chat and the game at hand is pure skill and entertainment. How this channel hasn’t garnered more subs is baffling. The Transylvania rant was fantastic. I’m not a football fan, but I’m here for the skill of the man. And Mrs P cameos.
I just love this guy … “ melty vampires”😂… I’m dead 💀💀💀
This lad deserves a BAFTA I'm fucking serious...he's national treasure..he's actually got me off antidepressants
My kids are loving this , what a lot of new words they are learning and they are really working in their meltdowns when they get killed in gaming . Sensei pig !!!
BYE BYE BALDYY 😂😂😂😂
You're next Harry mate 🤣🤣🤣
THAT'S IT!!!!
Thank you Piggy, for that absolutely hilarious monologue on the undead after Palace scored the 3rd goal. I had a really good laugh, and I really appreciate the level of comedy you bring to your reaction videos.
As an Ipswich fan, I feel we got a footballing genius in McKenna from your club.
At the team your fan base wanted him along with all the coaching staff gone.
Now I reckon most would welcome him back with open arms.
Lifelong LFC fan here but am subscribed since just after you started. Your rants crack me up, but calling the manager a cab is only a fraction of what's wrong at your club right now. Used to glory then all of a sudden it's different gravy. We had 70s and 80s massive glory then bang, we picked up a bit here there but the dominance was over. You kept hammering us about 30 years, your half way there already and I don't see any lights at the end of your tunnel. Panic buying, huge price tags, huge contracts quick fixes, it's been a joke for nearly a decade. A team needs building by a good manager with time and step by step progress, it's difficult but it can be done as klopp has proven . Good luck finding a klopp 14:30
This is Man Utd - exactly mate, get used to it, you've been crap for years lol
You sir are a legend!
Just discovered this channel. Some of the best content I’ve seen on ages! 😂😂😂
ManU lose 4-0 against Crystal Palace, meanwhile Sabitzer and Sancho reach the CL Final...
This is the only consolation I get watching this when I come home from work listening to us get battered 1st thing in the morning in NZ,pig is the best 🎉
Lol, this is the only joy I get watching this when I come home from work in nz after my liverpool shat the bed!
When you speared your chair, props to Edge from WWE
Pig is more of an attitude era than ruthless aggression so he would be emulating Goldberg, not Edge
Garlic round our necks and a crucifix through our hearts my man piggy has the most legendary rants of all time 😂😂
BYE-BYE BALDY!!! 7:05 🤣🤣
Somebody call an Uber for Erik Ten Hag 😂😂😂😂 best rant
Brilliantly calm and succinct reaction & Analysis as per from piggy..Apparently the guitar is in the repair shop so music escapes piggy's wrath tonight..
But yeh raw my son..raw😂
was in a long car ride i was listening to this live and couldnt stop laughing
Worst part of it all is I wasn't even mad Pig, very familiar with this shite cause we see it every week smh🤦♂️
utd should sell every rotten player and buy crystal palace team, manager ,upgrade
@@karaperrio-du5gs FYI Crystal Palace manager Oliver Glasner is a EL winner (2022)
@@isaacxcii4289 Oliver Glasner with Frankfurt they knocked out barca on the road to their title winning season
@@sarathguttikonda4065 Correct
The Uber story of his daughter and 4th goal came in handy. What a coincidence 😅😅😅😅😅
Hilarious as always.. I saw Pig even had a tiny cameo on welcome to Wrexham lately
It surprises me that this is the first time that Crystal Palace has doubled man united in a premier league, and now Man united have the most losses in any season, ever
I get everyone is angry and have every right to be but these players need to be accountable they’ve had so many chances .
Today he played his team. Only inherited players were AWB and Dalot. Maino and Garnacho are from the academy, all the rest were signed by him.. so no excuse
As a gooner of 20+ years I can't explain how much joy it gives me to see United and Chelsea in such dire straights after being countlessly shafted over the years.
Mix that with the hilarity/comedic genius of this man and you're in heaven haha!
We should start playing 'guess the object off camera by the sound it makes when Pig throws it against the wall!'
Better than that plank goldbridge.At least this guy shows true emotion.You can tell goldbridge is just acting badly pretending to smash things up.
it s not all coffins and undead and crucifixes here in Transilvania🤣🤣🤣
Newcastle supporter here. I just love your commentary……lots of laughing out loud moments. You really need a clear out of at least 6 overpaid, underperforming individuals. They are clearly not playing for the shirt.
Finally MrFlyingPig have seen the light and woke up 😂😂 because this is unacceptable. This is big Man United ffs. Jose and Ole (Man United legend) got sacked for less
Epic stream Piggy. Not a good result, tho. I reached out on FB about editing for you.
ETH the jelly egg chief Is the single best insult ive ever heard, The uber rant is amazing.......I will go though the training and get on the insurance.......LOL
7:01 - Priceless
This is the best channel by far on the Internet 😂😂
Piggy! The vampire part MUST become a short, mate!😂
I love your ranting mate - you crack me up - alas I’m also a Man Utd fan - sad days
Just as he was slating Liverpool, Taryck Mitchell scored.
Point to note, Liverpool were so far ahead before lockdown, it was a formality we won. If anything, they would have smashed the points record if not for lockdown.
0:29 - 1st goal
3:08 - 2nd goal
5:05 - 3rd goal
7:01 - 4th goal
When is a pig a goat?
When it's the flying pig, the greatest fan reaction channel of all time!
4:10 I know its an old video but come on Pig the salt here is REAL haha
As a Toon fan, I think you are a national treasure
Love the flying pig. Players and manager should be made to watch this
Hey Piggy, not only is your team falling apart, your stadium is not fit for purpose either. Reminds me of your defence - SIEVE-LIKE
Ten Hag doesn't seem to have the tatics, motivation or personality for the job
Hope he gets sacked!!! He's that bad...
You ever get the feeling, we are all being played. ❤ YNWA
FUCKING DISGRACE FOR A TEAM.
I’ll never stop supporting this gorgeous club tho, fun fact, my great 5x uncle was duncan edwards in the 1950s
ETH's poor management and Pig's anger make me happy.
I love how how said “vin diesel lad”. Everyone is a lad at this point init pig 😂
No disrespect to Olise he’s a good player but cmon man. We made Olise look like Robben out there, It looks like he was gonna score everytime he cuts in on his left 😭😭😭💩
8 months on and this is award winning rants.
9:13 - And United did win the FA Cup.
In BETTER NEWS, David Moyes should be free at the end of the season to have another crack..
Just subs! Love ur commentary ❤ 🤣
Ten Hag’s at the wheel😂
The problem isnt just with the coach but with the entire team system, turned off the TV before the end of first half.
Thought you wanted more crackheads in the team for a minute,at least it would make them run.
Having said that Onana let in 81 goals this season,let that sink in
Thats incredible... 81 goals! Onana is absolute shite 🤣
Only crackhead they had in their team was Pogba and he was crap 😂
These players are being paid a fortune for sweet fa. Not only should they be sacked they should pay all the money back to the club that they have stolen each week.
Love you Piggy. You make my sides ache 🤣🤣
changing managers every 2-3 years is why we are in this mess, arteta was midtable and look at him now. eth is not a bad coach and this squad is terrrrible, we had casemiro and evans in defence today ffs. our best midfielder is in his first season. our best defender has been injured all season and the other guys are all immobile, our striker is in his first season, our best winger is in his seond full season......the squads floor is to low, we need a clear out sand to bring in better players that collectively the floor will be higher
More Anthony type players for ol baldy
Undead vampires 😂 iv been trying to focus on undead build in hearthstone 😂
Man United fans: "You have only won 1 Premier League."
Liverpool fans: "We have won 19 league titles. A name change doesn’t change that fact."
United fans: "You only won 1 and are on par with Leicester!! Just a small club in reality."
Liverpool fans: "United haven’t even won the Premier League yet."
United fans: "Yes we have? We have won it 13 times."
Liverpool fans: "No you haven’t. No team has won 13 Premier League titles."
United fans: "What drugs are you on. We have won the Premier League 13 times."
Liverpool fans: " No you haven’t. You haven’t even won 1 Premier League title. You haven’t even been in a title race race for a Premier League title.!
United fan: Furious. "Yes we have. Prove we haven’t."
Liverpool fan: "Ok. The Premier League has only been called The Premier League since 2016. You haven’t won the league since before that, so you haven’t won the Premier League and you aren’t even on par with Leicester."
92 - 93: FA PREMIER LEAGUE.
93 - 01: FA CARLING PREMIERSHIP.
01 - 04: FA BARCLAYS CARD PREMIERSHIP.
04 - 07: FA BARCLAYS PREMIER LEAGUE.
07 - 16: BARCLAYS PREMIER LEAGUE.
16 - ?: PREMIER LEAGUE.
United fan: "But, but that doesn’t count. It’s still the same league." 😰😨😨
Liverpool fan: "I know. It’s always been the same league. We’ve tried telling you this but ye are too thick to get it" 🤭🤭🤭😳🙄
That's really good answer for delusional man u fans
Yes people who use that argument are morons
Priceless 🤣.
Wonder what Fergie would say if he looked at United's current position.
Mr P you need to do a tour, comedy gold😂
Forget Ajax, I hear he wants Bayern and vice versa
And I'm scared already for the fa cup final, we'll crash with or without Ten Hag
This gezzers brilliant.
He was right about the emphatic win to be fair.
Ohh this will be a great watch 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
This was a riot to watch live haha i hope Man United does better next season for Pig's sake
Be careful what you wish for as they say these players are toxic💀
there’s players still here who only play for themselves not for the club it isn’t all ETH fault , we do the same crap everytime with managers but we don’t sell the shit players 😅
Its so effing hard to support this team bro, i am speechless...
WE GOT AAAAAA..... SSSUUPPPPER MIK ARRRTETAAAAAAAAAAAA❤❤❤❤❤
The fact that Harry Maguire plays is a testament to how low Man U has fallen. Pep would have kicked out Harry M in his first session with the team
at least no plates were harmed during this recording.
Whenever I tell my dad Manchester United got slaughtered, his response is always the same.
"Poor bloke."
The most entertaining part of Manchester united is the Flying Pig.
Simply the best reactor on RUclips 😂 give flying pig a sub.
Bloody shocking. ETH needs to get the hell out of this club. Absolutely shocking and he can take these players with him. What a complete abortion of a performance.
Anyone noticed that ten Hag bear an uncanny resemblance to Lenin? Granted the latter one is a real stiff.
Thanks for a brilliant night, sorry you lost, so did spurs.
Just love your reactions 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Well pig looks like its a battle for 7th, Chelsea vs Man Utd
Can’t expect much with over the hill midfield and defence should have swapped the two backs over
Casimero's head has been in Saudi Arabia for a long time. What a shocking drop off
The piggy is a legend 🙌 👏
We actually have pigs watchalong while the games on
The funniest guy on RUclips by a country mile
Can't leave Now cos he has a Cup Game at the End of the year against City .
To be honest I think united are saving their legs for that Game.
I swear you are so devoted to this club 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣